Original subtitles

there's only one word for food in this

cafeteria yes push that stuff aside gang

I've got a surprise for you Andre

it's all on me Andre hey they're orders

we a damn you miss you I'll take a bacon

and egg sandwich on weed we mosey

why now and you mosey

I'd like a ham and cheese sandwich are

you saying coming

oops don't my miss you Wow

gee Andre we'll both have a roast

chicken on rye Thank You Andre Thanks

news flash next week a television crew

is going to film a commercial right here

at San Rafael high auditions will be

held tomorrow a TV commercial oh I just

know I'm going to get the starring part

but Betty you don't even know how to act

I can handle that

I'll get Betty the best acting

instructor in the business Oh Ronald

will you Andre the phone book we miss

you let's see acting school ah here's

one ferdinand best more acting school

learn to act for the famous

award-winning Broadway stage director

Ferdinand best more discoverer of the

star he sounds terrific and expensive

just the man we were

a mr. best bar I have a proposition for

you

are you sure best Moore's office is in

this neighborhood this whole block

should be marked condemned maybe he's

the starving artist type yeah starving

for customers Ronald you parked in front

of a fire hydrant so I did but we

mustn't keep mr. best more waiting you

parked the car van Jian don't wreck it

or data will be upset this place looks

like it was left over from an old

Dracula film

I think this elevator belongs in a

museum

this thing has a bad case of the hiccups

I guess the stairs would have been

faster

stress elevated

lucky for us the thing showed up who

needs that walking pile of bricks I

could have figured some way to say this

without him butting in yes who is it

where'd that voice come from if you are

here for the rent I'll have it for you

next week it's not your landlord mr.

best or I called about the acting lesson

why didn't you say so

I'll be right down

welcome to the world-famous Ferdinand

best Moore School of Acting Mike huh

they nice to meet you mr. best more i'm

ronald radford the one who called about

the acting lesson hmm I may be a genius

but there's no way I can make an actor

out of you the lessons are for her well

then let's go to my studio now I have a

very full schedule doing what

collecting cobwebs I guess he wants us

to wait out here

Hey look at all the stars best more new

Wow

look at this old magazine it's an issue

of star struck from 1915 Hedda hair

America's biggest star and how she was

discovered by Burton and best more she

kind of looks like Betty hmm we'll have

to do something about the way you look

my dear what's wrong with the way I look

you Oh head her hair you've come back to

me what's happening oh I'll make you a

grave waste on Akane I told you my name

is Betty Betty

a Broadway star yes yes yes

I always knew fate destined me to be a

star

okay best more I'm in your hands come

here

we must heading to the theatre theatre

already

we must rehearse how fantastic I'll get

the others there is no time

tame awaits your ahh are you sure this

is the right theatre mr. best war this

is where you made theatrical history

header day we will make our comebacks

yeah

come back but I haven't even become an

overnight success yet ow

here's the scene you wanna princess

who's tricking when you kissed your

prince and he turned frog they'd been in

there a long time so you can't rush a

great director but if you can't wait

they'll poke our heads in and see what's

going on unless they're doing a scene

from The Invisible Man I'd say they're

gone Hey look at this poster returning

to the Bombay theatre head of hair in

her original triumph sweetheart of

Sigmund guy head of hair miss Moore's

really stuck on her hey you don't think

best more since Vettius had a hair gee

he wouldn't he wouldn't don't bet on it

I know where the old Bombay theater is

we'd better check it out

we're in luck

the stage doors ajar this is his header

your big scene I'm feeling on the cliff

you want me to jump no way I'm getting

out of here but you will jump I'm going

to make you Broadway's wait don't move

we're coming up at times Thomas for

making our big comeback

we lost Ronald forget about him look

he's getting away with her how does the

thing can help it

thing ring do your thing

and back lady this hunk of steels kind

of flies

Paul the thing he tricked us

he's joking I'm not laughing

saved his thing oh you're wonderful

you're terrific you're sensational

it's real nice of you to notice where

were you when I was risking my life to

become a star

I went to call for help but I couldn't

find a phone

Bucky good thing came on the scene that

refugees ma Brickyard is always cramping

my style I'm sorry I caused all this

trouble when I saw Betty something

snapped I think I'll take a vacation I

told everyone Betty would win the TV

audition no thanks to you Ronald

just think my face is gonna be seen by

millions okay boys perhaps Halloween

masks commercial ugliest Witch of the

West

take one did you say ugliest wench wait

a minute you've never said it was a

Halloween commercial