Original subtitles

I told you this wasn't about the

Centerville

but the greatest scepter never listened

to his wife now we'll be late more

performance at our high school Fair this

is so typical of youth you're a failure

at everything like you're mad you can

amusement park that went bust if you

were any good at being a magician we

wouldn't have to rob every audience we

perform in front of well girls it looks

like our school charity Bazaar is a big

success no thanks to your friend Benji

some head of the entertainment committee

he is Oh Betty get off Benji's case will

you we'll just look at it you called

that entertainment presents the famous

Benjy Grinberg circuits Clio the Wonder

pigeon both climb this ladder jump off

this high platform landing on this

trapeze

he will then do a triple somersault

throw this hoop

did I say huh what a moving performance

everybody is moving to the eggs

Ronald they ought to call you mr.

dictionary

mr. dictionary why because words can't

describe you oh really

thank you hey was that an insult

well I just like to know one little

thing then she can

what's that Betty well you promised us a

thing would be here in person and what

about deceptor the great magician you

promised us what about him you said we'd

have a magic show well where is it if I

don't get my picture taken with the

thing you're in big trouble now you two

leave Benji alone Benji promise the

thing will be here then he'll be here

right Benji huh oh sure he'll be here

and so will deceptor the great magician

I'm absolutely positive only a fool is

absolutely possible oh really are you

sure about that

absolutely PI ng better do you think

asked right

that gums pizzas are so dirty

hey dead gum

do your thing

yes kid I know you're in there poor old

guy my met me idle looks must a shocked

him mr. Jannsen wait don't be scared oh

my goodness

these doors close hard

bing-bang do your thing

may I have dispensed too bad some people

just go to pieces when they see a star

I'd better have Benji go calming down

Oh mr. Jannsen well we finally got here

thanks to my wonderful sense of

direction just one of my many gifts yes

you are the gifts I have the bills

Oh mr. JZ wait just one minute sport

where's the magic act you promised us Oh

Oh mr. desappio over here in chicken

would you like to go out with me

sometime

oh sure Betty when just as soon as you

keep your promise about the thing where

is he oh I think I see him now oh they

take them to the auditorium when you

Kelly Bing ring do your thing

sorry to pop in on your pup being

careful I'm gonna get my feelings hurt

I hope this is a good magic show better

no wonder where the thing is yeah Benji

Quinto misty be here how's it going

Betty fine no thanks to you

where's the thing oh I'll be I mean

he'll be right here after the magic show

I gotta go introduce the Sept oh I've

just cased the place it will be a seems

to grab the cashbox and rifle the kids

lockers during my disappearing act and

now kids presenting that great master of

legend

their alleged the great magician this

scepter great

engi this act is the worst you better

change into the thing before the kids

start throwing stuff right and now what

you've all been waiting for my famous

disappearing act in the spirit of the

Sydney first I'll grab the cash box and

then get into the lockers

gie I never had so much trouble trying

to find a place to turn into that thing

hey what do you think you're doing I

didn't do it Kelly

it was deceptive you gotta believe me Oh

Benji I know you couldn't do anything

like that

hurry up and change into the thing we've

got a catch - Sept Oh ping ring goyard

name

well here I am again

what a story I've been changed more

times and a coal miners sweat socks come

on good rip off this another you can

slow down now we've lost him

big orange ape or a still on our tail oh

I always knew this stupid amusement park

would be the end of us my dear but I

kept my baby blues checked I'm seeing

things whirring there will you quit

fooling around and take care of looking

a control panel and up there projector

that's how they fooled you before

down in there tunnel vision Kelly a

couple of fish fish they look more like

flounders to me and so thanks to the

thing everything has been returned

Benji's been cleared of all suspicion

and deceptive and his wife were in jail

oh that wonderful thing too bad you

couldn't get him to appear here Benji I

guess that just destroys any hope you

had of having a date with me oh oh I

just remembered he's out in the hall

do your thing

I don't get it if you don't like me how

come he keeps hanging around