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thanks for the cotton candy Kelly I'm so

broke my pockets have cobwebs forget it

Benji just enjoy the carnival hey maybe

the carnival will hire me to do our jobs

then I can buy your dad a birthday

present come on

attention this is the one and only horns

famous PT bombast speaking good friends

it's merely

but you were too cheap cheapy you sound

like a canary

Benji look doing wheelies looks like

it's time for the thing

ting ring do your thing

can I give you a little gratitude my

good man or whatever you are

ups-a-daisy don't panic folks we're

gonna take a little walk

why is amazing what performance with my

showbiz know how I could make that

fellow famous

there you go ready to let the good times

roll

patrons you have been privileged to

experience Petey Bob s newest thrill

ride of course there will be a slight

extra charge for this privilege

oh brother is right no thanks ain't no

sideshow freak oh you know this guy's

got more rocks in his head than I do

I'll lose that jokah by changing to

Bengie make you famous how do you like

that I'm a living legend and he's gonna

make me famous

birdbrain blather you go that way I'll

go this way

the greatest attraction of the century

and he got away

PT bombast secretary speaking i'll see

if he can be disturbed

PT bombast here oh the sheriff they

you're coming to close my carnival back

debts you say oversee sir hello why have

you freaked out feather duster

I'm concocting a plan to snag the thing

and collect some cash

save it feather brain we have visitors

enter Oh you're mighty young to be a

sheriff sheriff I'm just looking for a

job silence you battle peak this lad and

I are talking business you are most

fortunate my son I believe we do have a

few openings that's great Benjy yeah now

we can earn some money for your dad's

prison we shall discuss monetary matters

at a later date

step right up ladies and gents get your

tickets now only 25 cents the fourth

part of a dollar the show is about to

begin

no something Kelly what's that Benjy I

don't think I was cut out for show

business its mr. Baum best now what

don't worry mr. Bombay

it looks like a command performance for

you-know-who right ping ring do your

thing

you buy my orange and rocky friend our

flagpole sitter quit and I was forced to

attempt repeat myself the show must go

on you know and I gotta go on to buy

wait I have a brand new proposition that

you cannot refuse let's talk it over

you mean if I appear at the carnival

today to charity need to see such rich

fun here goes nothing

now if you will all be so kind as to

step this way folks now what is he up to

no good I'll bet that guy could sell

jogging shoes - let's make folks

lifetime you're genuine ok I quit you

were sensational thing

I mean Benji and Centerville will be

glad to get half that money if it ever

gets it look you don't think I sure do

as I always say there's a sucker born

every oh don't somewhere PT oh no I was

just going to get a haircut

that's a lot of loot for a haircut bub

I'll just take this cash and hoard it

I'll take that money

ah you're just in time Sheriff

this sneaky stack of bricks was trying

to try to flim-flam me bombast I share

just come back to my office and we'll

settle everything you know I almost feel

sorry for old Petey okay that's it from

best this half of the money goes to

charity and this half goes to pay off

your bad debts well there goes your

dad's present there's nothing left to

pay me I appreciate your confidence mr.

bone best huh do you really think I

could be a successful someone like you

and you felt sorry for old Petey what

about my present for your dad I just had

an idea

open Vinci's present next dad