Original subtitles

tell me professor Harkness is this the

real me

Benji a teenage pipsqueak or is this the

real me angry do your thing

am i Benji or am I an orange hunk of

rock try to understand Benjamin I'm

doing the best I can to find the formula

I'll try anything

oops I'm sorry uh it takes research Ben

and time if we attempt an untested

formula it could make you even younger

younger you could end up wearing diapers

yuck what a revoltin develop it's the

night watchman I know I know

time to change back to stringy muscles

and schoolbooks thanks for dropping by

Benji so we could discuss that lab

problem and be careful driving to the

big game in Ellenville tomorrow that's a

long ride better tell Ronald he's

driving

Ronald you said this was a shortcut well

we've been short cutting for our just

leave everything to good old Eagle Eye

Radford who well where are we now

Christopher Columbus let's get back to

the main road this dust is just ruining

my complexion

now what nothing to worry about a car is

finely tuned as this one needs coaxing

how do you coax a tune out of it with no

gas maestro well nobody's perfect

although I do come close and I know

exactly where we are we're two miles

from gone away Gulch at least you can

read I guess we better start walking

yes gone away Gulch is a ghost town and

it sure looks like everyone's gone away

I don't care what happens nothing could

make me go inside those ugly dirty

places I do hope they are Co mm maybe

you should have phoned the reservation

Wow looks like this place hasn't been

cleaned in news well it's difficult to

hire decent household help these days by

just the other day your mom Ronald I

thought I heard something merely the

wind bet he my dear which reminds me

this musty old dump could use smearing

out

putting on airs again I always said he

was riding fora oh boy when you took off

I thought I was seeing things

I am seeing things but there's somebody

up there or something let's go check

maybe you can lead us to a ghost station

I mean a gas station you can't scare me

Benjy Kelly you and Betty look around

down here Ronald and I will take the

upstairs upstairs

ooh why don't you signal when you're

going to stop walking so close behind me

you're pulling my socks down why don't

you check down the hall while I look

around here very well if you're sure

you'll be all right on your own I'll be

all right

yeah well okay if ever Benjy that is you

isn't it

don't be afraid I'll be right there

did you hear a noise did I

it sounded like an earthquake in a

fireworks factory I'm scared

I wish Ronald and Benji would get back

left to arrive at rush hour

come on hey what's all the racket

look at the chandelier

we're gonna have a lot of light on the

subject

looks like it's time to change things

around here

well here I am the idol of millions in

the spotlight again and in this

direction we have the scary ugly spooky

yucky ghost Radford I might have known

hmm

I like them better with that pipe over

as now come on everybody we gotta get

out of here what happened I wish I could

say I'm glad I can't I'm under where we

are in my hotel the gentleman is asking

us to remove ourselves from the premises

for a change Ronald I think you're right

let's go

oh he hit an underground stream and it

could flood the mine we better work for

him come on

I think the inference was this way no

thanks Ronald we've had enough of your

shortcut it's fine time for the thing to

arrive

you don't know when to call it quits

buster

and this pile of rocks set that pile of

rocks is caving in keep going before you

have to swim for well then kids in the

minor must be safe by now

Oh whatever it will develop its Runnels

again

it ain't no yacht but it'll have to do

sake let's get this show on the road

I don't believe my own stone eyes go

here you are a hard fella to convince so

I gotta take extreme message

where's Benji never mind him sonic

walked about a mile down that side road

in your find a gas station come on Sadie

we've got a fine goal very uncouth

imagine kissing that mangy beeps oh I

don't know Ronald yeah that mangy beast

is probably richer than you are huh

oh what a Red Bull

you