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Val:
Jane, should I come in now?
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Jane:
Sure.
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The reviews are in!
the reviews are in!
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( laughing )
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I love it!
Very 1930's newsboy.
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"Newsies." Yeah, that's
what I was going for.
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"'New York Times' loves
Valerie Cherish."
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( laughing )
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Can I see it, Miss Val?
Oh.
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You sure can, dear.
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Oh, you look pretty today.
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Look at you.
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See, there it is.
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Esperanza:
I don't like the picture.
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Ay-yi-yi.
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Well, the pic-- Well, no,
that's 'cause I'm acting.
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( laughs )
She doesn't know.
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James Lewis has a maid,
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and she says
funny things.
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It's a big part.
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Is it?
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Mickey, anything?
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You mean the maid on
Jeff Lewis' show, "Flipping Out"?
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Jeff Lewis, that's right.
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I quit.
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
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Oh. Yeah, funny.
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Looking for her hook.
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( Mickey laughing )
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Mark:
Val?
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Val:
Oh, well, there he is!
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Hi.
My stay-at-another-home husband.
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( laughing )
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Mr. Mark,
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how do you
like the new house?
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Oh, it's, uh,
it's great. I can...
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see the ocean.
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Oh, so great.
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Real excited for our
sleepover Saturday night.
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Guess what--
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Got us a dinner reservation
at Nobu in Malibu.
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Date night.
So fun.
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Yeah. How'd
you do that? Yeah.
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It's always so hard
to get a table there.
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I know. Well,
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I think I got
a little help
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from a "New York Times"
review.
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( gasps )
Here it is!
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How is it?
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( laughing )
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I highlighted
the parts about me. Yeah.
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"Valerie Cherish is
quite a revelation
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"as Mallory Church,
a narcissistic, self-destructive...
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fading former
television star."
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Yeah, they get it.
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"She brings to
her character a vitality and here yet unforeseen..."
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Jeez, someone
went to Yale.
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"...unexpected complexity."
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That's great.
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Wow.
Couldn't have done it without you, Mark.
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And, they like
Seth Rogen, too?
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Well, yeah. What's not
to like? I mean, you know...
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Funny, shoots heroin.
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You know,
I smell Emmy.
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I smell two!
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Oh!
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Oh, this part's
not so good.
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"These two pros..."
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Called me a pro.
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"...have elevated
the predictability of this navel-gazing material.
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"Hey, heads up, Hollywood.
Being a writer is hard,
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"and sometimes
we have to do drugs.
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And, for the privilege
of witnessing this, HBO asks us to pay."
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Well, that's why you need
actors, see? To elevate.
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Hey, wh--
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Where is everybody?
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Shouldn't this
stuff be set out for the premiere party?
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Uh, no, the party
was canceled, Mark.
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Didn't Tyler tell you?
I have to do re-shoots.
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Well, you could have told me
this before I had to drive all the way out here.
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"All the way"?
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You live here. You know?
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Plus, you know, your nephew
was the one who was supposed to tell you, not me.
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Wait. So, we can't
even hang out?
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No, I'm due on set.
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I'm supposed to be
on set right now.
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You know. So...
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Well, Saturday night,
I'm all yours.
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Right? And then, the week
after that, you're back here.
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So, not long.
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Well, um...
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Actually, I'm just
gonna stay there.
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I mean, it's rented
till the end of the month,
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and you still have these.
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No offense, Jane.
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And, the floor guys
are gonna be here
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fixing all those scratches
that I'm winding up paying for.
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Right, yeah.
No, that's smart.
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Yeah. You're right.
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Why not enjoy
the ocean breeze, you know?
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Instead of all
the sanding and noise. Yeah.
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What are we gonna do
with all this sushi?
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There's like,
$2,000 of yellowtail here.
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No, that's all--
You'll take some.
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Right?
No, no.
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I think I'm gonna
wait for Nobu.
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Okay, well, Esperanza.
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Okay, you'll
take some.
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And then, the rest of this,
I'm gonna bring to set.
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You know? Tyler.
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For the premiere party there.
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While we're filming, you know?
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So, nothing will be wasted.
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Yeah, no, except another hour
I spent driving here for no reason.
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Well, yeah.
Everybody loses. Yeah.
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Mark:
I need some clean shirts.
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Okay.
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Oh, that sales girl
must have seen me coming.
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Help! Anyone!
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I have to learn to tweet
before the show airs.
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Oh.
Here.
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Oh, thank you, Cricket.
Yeah, help him out
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'cause we're live tweetin',
you know, the show, and every vote counts.
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Luckily, my 6,000 followers
are primed and ready.
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( knocking on door )
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Knock, knock. Val?
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Val:
Oh, Rada! Hi, doll.
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Come on in.
How are you?
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Good.
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So, let's talk
about the re-shoot.
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Sorry they're so sudden.
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We just-- After we saw
a rough cut of the finale, we had some questions.
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Didn't test well?
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Oh, no. We don't test at HBO.
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Oh, well.
Really isn't TV, it's HBO.
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( laughing )
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Far cry
from the networks, right?
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Right, Mickey?
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Mm-hmm.
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You remember Mickey?
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Yeah.
Oh, of course.
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So, about the new material...
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Yeah.
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We wanted
to see more of Mallory.
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Like it so far.
( laughs )
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Also, we--
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Excuse me, Ladies.
Okay.
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Unfortunately, I have
to go to the restroom right away.
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Okay.
Mmm.
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No. I'm not
going to make it in time.
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I'm going to use
yours, Valerie.
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Okay.
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Pardon the noise.
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( laughing )
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So...
Yeah.
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Uh, the new pages
show more of Mallory in her work world.
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Not just Mitch's
office all the time.
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Great.
( diarrhea sounds )
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( Mickey grunting )
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Um, and also,
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we felt it
wasn't clear
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that the last scene
in the finale was Mitch's detox hallucination.
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( Mickey grunting )
So, we really wanted Paulie
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to underline
the drug/show business symbolism.
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( toilet flushing )
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Great.
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I got it. I got it.
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Oh, great.
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Is that it?
That's great.
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Because, you know what?
Thank you.
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Just, thank you.
You know, for...
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you know...
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wonderful opportunity
to make the show even better.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's great, doll.
Thank you.
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Well, I will
let you get to it.
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Okay.
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Oh, and also,
great "New York Times" review.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't know if you read reviews.
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Well, of course
I read reviews.
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Yeah, how else
do I know how we're doing?
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You know?
Gotta know.
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Of course.
Have a good one.
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'Cause you know what,
I'm not HBO, I'm an actress.
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( laughing )
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Right?
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Just a callback.
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Mickey:
Is she gone?
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Yes.
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Oh, I am so sorry, Red.
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It's that new medication.
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That's fine.
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If I even think about it,
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it's "Wham, bam,
thank you, madame."
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No, that's fine,
it's okay.
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Oh, I can
kick the cancer,
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but the public humiliation's
a whole other battle.
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Right. No, I know.
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That's fine, you know.
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You gotta go,
you gotta go.
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Right?
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( laughing )
Thanks, sweetie.
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Sure.
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All right, let me
look these over, okay.
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It's a lot.
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Oh, there's Billy.
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Val, ready to live-tweet
"Seeing Red"?
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Oh, yeah.
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Check it out.
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#RedIsTheNewOrange.
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You know, from
"Orange is the New Black"?
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Really? Now you're just
saying colors.
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( laughing )
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( gasps )
Okay...
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Look at this-- Here we
are on the Mallory set.
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Oh my gosh,
this is her world.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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No. Not-- Can't do that.
Can't have it.
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I know this is your stuff.
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Paulie told me to make it
exactly like your wall at home.
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I hear you. Okay?
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But you can't have
the "I'm It!" chair back.
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You can't. Okay?
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Because everyone's
gonna know that's me.
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I just got these
pages yesterday.
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We couldn't mock up
your wall overnight.
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Val.
Yeah?
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If anyone's looking
at that wall during this scene,
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then I fucked up, right?
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No, no. Now--
No, but, you know,
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the "I'm It!"
chair back, okay?
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That's a real show, Paulie.
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From a real network.
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You know, it's too
late to get clearance.
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And plus, my fans.
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You know, my fans
are gonna see "I'm It!"
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and they're gonna say,
"Wait, isn't that Valerie?
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"Wait, what is this?
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Is it Valerie or Mallory?
I'm confused. Help."
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It doesn't matter, Val.
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Everyone's playing
themselves now, right?
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I mean, Matt LeBlanc
isn't "Matt LeBlanc," right?
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Okay, but,
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Matt LeBlanc isn't
getting down on his knees and giving you a blowjob.
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That I know of.
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( laughing )
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Right? No, listen.
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It's just that
Mallory did. Okay?
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And if that stuff's
up there? "I'm it!"?
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People will think
that was me doing that.
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And I don't...
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Let's take it down.
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Thank you. Yeah. Okay.
Really appreciate it.
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You know, 'cause even
"The New York Times," Paulie?
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Even they said Mallory Church
is self-destructive and mean.
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As opposed to
Valerie Cherish.
257
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So, gotta keep it...
258
00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,875
They said that
in "The Times"? ...separate.
259
00:08:38,959 --> 00:08:40,583
Yeah. Yeah.
260
00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:41,542
They liked it?
261
00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,583
Oh, they liked it. Yeah.
262
00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,083
I didn't
read anything, so...
263
00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,875
You know what?
That is so smart. Good for you.
264
00:08:47,959 --> 00:08:51,208
Because, you know,
all reviews are gonna be mixed.
265
00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,417
It's mixed?
266
00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:55,834
Well, you know...
267
00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:57,917
"The New York Times"
is mixed?
268
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,750
Some people get it,
some people don't.
269
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,041
Oh, my god.
270
00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,709
Okay, Paulie.
You know what?
271
00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:06,333
The headline
for you here,
272
00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:08,041
is that you have
a show on HBO,
273
00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:09,542
and it's gonna
do real well.
274
00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:12,291
What did I say
about anyone talking about the reviews?
275
00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:16,333
No. You know what?
276
00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,250
I'm not gonna let you
walk away feeling that way.
277
00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:19,417
Okay, Paulie?
278
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,625
Here. I'm gonna show you
how you should feel.
279
00:09:21,709 --> 00:09:22,542
Jesus Christ.
280
00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:23,792
I'm just gonna
find a good one.
281
00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:26,542
Fuck.
282
00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,000
Here's one.
283
00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,875
Okay. BobTV.com.
284
00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:31,208
Okay.
285
00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,709
"I've been following Paulie G.
since 'The Simpsons.'
286
00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,875
"His writing is so funny,
287
00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:38,166
so dark, so edgy."
288
00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,667
BobTV.com?
289
00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:40,834
Yeah.
Yeah, no that's...
290
00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,208
That's better than
"The New York Times."
291
00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,291
Right? That's better than
"The Hollywood Reporter."
292
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,792
Oh, you read that one?
293
00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,166
Motherfucker!
294
00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,959
Walk away from me!
295
00:09:49,041 --> 00:09:51,083
Go! No. All of you.
296
00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,417
Val:
Jane, we should go.
297
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,417
Billy:
Val, East Coast premiere in ten minutes.
298
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,458
You ready to tweet?
299
00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:56,417
Oh, hi, Ron.
300
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,583
( snapping )
301
00:09:57,667 --> 00:10:00,250
Yeah, I see.
But I'm tweeting, as per HBO.
302
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,750
Don't start
with me, Valerie.
303
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:04,250
I'm already up to my ears
with your desert scene.
304
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,166
What desert scene?
Oh, come on.
305
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,834
What desert scene?
306
00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:09,250
Okay, well...
307
00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:11,542
Here's the headline.
I guess I'm going to the desert.
308
00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,417
Yeah. Saturday.
309
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,417
Saturday?
310
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,959
Okay, well, listen.
I've got a--
311
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,000
Excuse me.
312
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,875
You know,
a commitment on Saturday.
313
00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:20,750
So, can we just
move it to Monday?
314
00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:22,917
Monday we'll be in
six hours of traffic.
315
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000
Saturday, two hours,
in and out.
316
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,917
Well, all right, all right.
317
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,208
It's just that it's just
a real important family thing that I have to go to.
318
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,917
I have to. So...
319
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,500
Can you just-- Can you shoot
around me, you know, like we do for Seth?
320
00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,000
What-- What family thing?
321
00:10:36,083 --> 00:10:37,083
A funeral or something?
322
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,333
No, no.
323
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:39,542
What?
324
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,208
I have...
325
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,166
dinner with my husband.
326
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,041
It's at Nobu. It's hard
to get a reservation.
327
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,458
Go another night!
328
00:10:48,542 --> 00:10:49,750
He'll understand.
329
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:50,667
Well...
330
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,959
Listen, we're
shooting Saturday
331
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,583
so we can get
out of this fucking show
332
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,709
and put our lives
back together again.
333
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:56,792
Right. Okay.
334
00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:57,792
That's true.
335
00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:59,083
Okay. Yeah.
336
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,417
Yeah.
337
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,625
Shayna:
Valerie, we're ready. I need you on your mark.
338
00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:04,625
Val:
Is he ready? Is he okay?
339
00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:06,792
Billy:
He's over there reading the reviews.
340
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,041
Okay.
341
00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:14,291
Jane, are these new cameras
gonna make me look weird?
342
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,667
Like I'm looking
through a peephole?
343
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:17,667
No.
No?
344
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:19,166
Okay. Just...
345
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,542
Last thing I need
is to look like a nosy neighbor,
346
00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,250
or a serial killer, right?
347
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,250
( laughing )
348
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,208
( phone rings )
349
00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,583
Hello.
350
00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:28,625
Mark:
It's me.
351
00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:29,875
Oh, Mark?
352
00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:32,333
Mark:
Yeah. So, uh, it's a no at Nobu.
353
00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,959
Oh, shoot. They couldn't
change the time?
354
00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:37,667
Aww, my-- my review
didn't help?
355
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:42,333
Mark: Uh, no, no.
They only have 5:00 or, uh, 11:30.
356
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,125
Oh, well. Well...
357
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,834
5:00-- That's when
I'm leaving the desert, so...
358
00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:48,208
Aww, such a shame.
359
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,333
I'm so sorry, Marky Mark.
360
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,250
Shoot.
361
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,166
Well, you wanna
try for Sunday?
362
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,166
Mark:
Oh.
363
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,583
Mark:
No, I have, uh, I have plans on Sunday.
364
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,750
Okay. Plans with...
365
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,625
What kind of plans?
366
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,083
Mark:
Uh...
367
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,834
Mark:
Plans? Um...
368
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,542
Plans with who?
369
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,208
Mark:
Uh, it's just, uh, Cathy,
370
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,750
the lady that
found me the house
371
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,875
and some people
in the neighborhood.
372
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:19,083
Okay. Okay.
373
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,375
Well, Saturday it is.
374
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:22,583
Okay?
375
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,625
So, I'll just come to you
straight from work.
376
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,166
All right? I'll probably
get there around 7:00.
377
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,792
No-- No later than 7:00.
378
00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:32,083
Mark:
Where do you want me to make reservations?
379
00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,959
Um, you know what?
I'll handle that.
380
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:36,750
I'll make the dinner plans.
381
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,166
After all, I'm the wife.
382
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,583
( laughing )
383
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,333
Mark:
Oh. You're on camera.
384
00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,083
All right,
I'll call you later.
385
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,125
Mark:
Right. Well, I'm going out.
386
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,250
Okay.
387
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,250
Mark: Bye.
Okay, yeah. Bye.
388
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,917
Okay. Well...
389
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,291
Well, here I am
at World Foods
390
00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,750
shopping for my man.
391
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,208
( laughing )
392
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,083
Any wife
can make reservations.
393
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,500
I'm making dinner.
394
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:06,834
Oh, there's Mickey.
395
00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,333
Yeah. Everything okay?
396
00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,750
Well, let's just say
I barely made it in time
397
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,250
and left four
pounds in there.
398
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,583
Oh. Ha-ha.
( laughs )
399
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,375
I don't know about
me in the desert, Red. Yeah.
400
00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:18,542
Is that terrain
porta-potty friendly?
401
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:19,917
Well, yeah.
402
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,500
You know what?
I've got Marianina coming,
403
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,125
so I don't think
you should go.
404
00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,250
Well, probably right.
405
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,208
Yeah.
406
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:26,250
Well, let's see.
407
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,375
Where is the meat?
408
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,333
Oh, remember that?
409
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,458
"Where's the meat?"
410
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:31,458
Yes.
411
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:32,458
( laughing )
412
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,750
All right, I should find that,
413
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,208
'cause I'm gonna
build the dinner from there.
414
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:36,625
Mickey:
Mm-hmm.
415
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:37,834
Oh, okay now.
416
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:38,875
Here's the meat.
417
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,291
Oh, you know,
that's what it is.
418
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,291
That-- It was...
419
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:42,959
"Here's the beef!"
420
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:44,041
Right?
( Mickey laughing ) Yeah.
421
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,500
"Here's the beef!" Yeah.
422
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,500
That was that saying.
423
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,125
What can I help
you with, ma'am?
424
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,333
Oh, um, yeah.
425
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,291
I'm making a special dinner
for my husband.
426
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,291
So, what do you have
that's special?
427
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,333
For special occasions,
I like lamb.
428
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,667
Lamb? Yeah.
429
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,583
Oh. Yeah.
430
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,041
Oh, that's what
lamb looks like.
431
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,250
See that?
432
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,959
Um...
433
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:04,917
That's too many bones,
I think. Yeah.
434
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,208
How about, um...
435
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,500
What about beef?
436
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:08,542
Is that bleh?
437
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,166
You think that's
too bleh? Beef?
438
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,333
So, what can you-- Okay.
439
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,709
What can you do
with beef that's fun?
440
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,333
( laughing )
No comment.
441
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:17,542
Ah.
442
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,875
Ah, thank you. Okay.
443
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,709
Oh, fun.
"Beef rollatini."
444
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,417
Oh, that looks pretty.
445
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:27,250
"Roll up meat..."
446
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,625
That sounds complicated.
447
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:31,709
You know, I think Mark
would just rather go out. So...
448
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,166
Thank you, anyway. Yeah.
449
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,792
Gigi:
Valerie.
450
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,375
How are you?
451
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,166
Good. You?
452
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,083
Val, it's Gigi
from "Room and Bored."
453
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,166
Bored!
454
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,083
Oh!
455
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,166
Gigi, the girl writer!
456
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,166
Yeah! Oh, doll.
457
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,625
So good to see you.
458
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,208
Mickey, look
who it is! Yeah.
459
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:51,417
I didn't recognize
your blonde hair.
460
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,417
Oh, yeah.
That's...
461
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,542
You look so
different with it.
462
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,125
You caught me
eating kale chips.
463
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,125
So embarrassing.
464
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,041
( Valerie laughing )
465
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,959
No, they're good
for you, so, you know...
466
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:03,834
So, how are you?
Taking Hollywood by storm?
467
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:06,333
Kind of.
I'm doing "Pretty Little Liars."
468
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:07,375
Wow.
469
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,000
Oh, you really
are taking it by storm.
470
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,041
I love that show!
471
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,208
Thanks, I love it, too.
472
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,959
Yeah, those girls
are the best. Oh.
473
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,458
Oh, and I'm
adopting a child.
474
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,333
Oh, that's lovely.
475
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,083
Oh, when?
When is that?
476
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,250
I'm not really sure.
477
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,709
I'm on a list.
478
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:22,667
Uh-huh.
479
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:23,667
Oww.
Yeah.
480
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,417
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
481
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,000
I need a root canal.
482
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,166
That's on
the list, too.
483
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,792
But, I never have
any time off, so...
484
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,583
Oh, well.
485
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,500
Yeah. Working so hard.
486
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:34,625
Sure. You know.
487
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:38,250
But, teeth are important.
Just FYI.
488
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,834
I saw your
HBO show last night.
489
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,125
Oh, thank you.
490
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,875
Yeah, I did a pilot
for them three years ago.
491
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:45,625
I really thought
it was gonna go.
492
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:47,625
It was called
"Who Could Love You?" Oh.
493
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,041
A female-driven comedy
494
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,542
about a woman who
woke up one day
495
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:53,083
four times bigger
than when she went to bed.
496
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,834
They picked up
"Girls" instead.
497
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,333
Uh-huh. Yeah.
498
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,834
( sniffles )
499
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,291
I'm sorry.
500
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,959
( crying )
God, I'm so embarrassed.
501
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:07,959
No, no.
502
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,208
Is it the tooth?
It hurts?
503
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,709
Three years
and I'm still crying.
504
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000
It was-- It was
so good, Val. The show.
505
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:22,417
It was everything that
I wanted to say as a writer,
506
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,583
and now I'm on ABC Family.
507
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,291
Well, you know...
508
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,542
Gigi, look
on the bright side.
509
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,792
You know,
you're on a hit.
510
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,333
Mickey, you have
a Kleenex to give her?
511
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,291
Plus, "P.L.L." is
so much work,
512
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,667
and no one ever says,
"Hey Gigi, you wanna get a drink after?"
513
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,709
Right.
514
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:39,875
Well, you know.
515
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:43,166
They're all underage--
The P.L.L.'s, right?
516
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,250
I belong on HBO, Val.
517
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,834
I do!
Okay.
518
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,000
My show!
519
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,750
(crying )
It was a really good show.
520
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:53,667
I'm sorry.
521
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:56,041
No, that's...
522
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,500
No, you know what, Gigi?
523
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,166
You had a real big
disappointment, right?
524
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,125
Real big.
525
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:03,041
So, you know
what you do,
526
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,750
is you take that
ABC Family money,
527
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:08,083
and you buy yourself
a real nice house.
528
00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:11,041
I own four houses,
and they're all empty.
529
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,875
Because I don't
have anyone,
530
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:16,250
and it's hard to get
my dogs back and forth between the houses.
531
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,166
And I have this
dog walker
532
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,125
who is just this
complete and utter bitch.
533
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,542
You don't
even understand.
534
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,542
I'm so sorry.
535
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:30,834
Oh, well, this went well,
don't you think?
536
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,250
Well...
( chuckles ) I'm gonna go.
537
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,583
It was really nice to see you,
Valerie and Mickey.
538
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:35,834
Yeah.
539
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:38,250
Don't show this anywhere.
Jane, I'm serious.
540
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,917
Women in this business
are not allowed to cry.
541
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,125
Don't show it.
542
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,125
Wow.
543
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:52,291
That's a cautionary tale, huh?
544
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:55,709
That's what happens,
though, you know,
545
00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,917
when you make show business
your whole life.
546
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,709
Right?
547
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:03,250
You know, next thing you know,
you're eating kale chips out of a shopping cart.
548
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,417
So...
549
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,542
Look at that.
550
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,458
Sure, she's at the top
of her game...
551
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,709
Top of her scale, too.
Well.
552
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,500
Yeah. Just...
553
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,417
Sir?
554
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,500
Excuse me.
555
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,333
Yeah, I will--
I'm gonna take the beef.
556
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,750
GPS:
You have arrived at your destination.
557
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:27,959
Val:
Have I?
558
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,166
Ooh.
559
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:42,458
Wow, 100 degrees,
and it's only 6:00 AM.
560
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,667
Boy.
561
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,250
Hey, Shayna.
562
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,625
What, we couldn't film
on the surface of the sun?
563
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:50,125
I know, it's hot.
Morning.
564
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,375
Okay, so it's hot.
That's all right.
565
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,625
We'll just bang this out.
You know, then...
566
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,375
sooner we get done,
567
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,625
you know,
sooner we can leave.
568
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,959
Right, so...
569
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:01,291
Just point me to my trailer,
darling, and let's do this!
570
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,625
All right,
this is base camp.
571
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,959
Uh, but the location
is still 20 minutes away.
572
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,166
Okay, translation
for the layman:
573
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,959
The air conditioning's here,
574
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,083
and the acting is
way over there.
575
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,458
No, I get it.
576
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,375
I'm just kidding.
( laughing )
577
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,667
As you can see, I got
a jump start on the wig.
578
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:20,667
Right? So, I just need to find
Marianina, and I'm ready in a half-hour.
579
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,250
Great. Paulie hasn't written
the last scene yet, so...
580
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,959
Oh, just keeps
getting better.
581
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:28,333
But, we can shoot out
your car scene while we wait for the pages.
582
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,458
Uh-huh. Okay, I gotta be
out by 5:00, the latest.
583
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,250
All right? I told Ron 5:00.
584
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,083
So, 5:00 means 5:00.
585
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,709
Need to know
I'm being heard.
586
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:39,667
Am I being heard?
587
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:40,667
Out at 5:00.
588
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,875
Thank you. Okay.
589
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,250
You know, I wouldn't be
that type of actress,
590
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,834
but I got something personal.
591
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:50,625
Cooking dinner for my husband.
It's real important.
592
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,291
So, okay, great.
593
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,834
Oh, also, you know what,
594
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:56,959
I have a cooler of meat
in the car, needs to be refrigerated.
595
00:19:57,041 --> 00:20:00,834
Okay, sure, just
put it in the catering truck.
596
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,250
Grab breakfast,
and I'll come get you.
597
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,917
Okay, yeah.
598
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:06,834
This heat is bullshit!
599
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,166
Too hot!
600
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,542
( laughing )
Another one bites the dust, huh?
601
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,375
All right, here we go!
602
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:16,625
And... action, action!
603
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,792
Cut! No, cut, cut, cut!
604
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:21,959
Hold the roll.
605
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,083
You're gonna kill me.
606
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,375
Oh, what? What now?
The snakes don't look real.
607
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,792
I have to wet them
down or something.
608
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,041
Props! Spray the snakes!
609
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,333
I know, I know. But no one's
gonna believe it if it's like,
610
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,291
"Five, six, seven, eight--
And fake! And fake!"
611
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:35,333
Really?
Yeah.
612
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,709
Believable?
Okay, to that point?
613
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,875
Really? Mallory's
getting kidnapped?
614
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:40,709
Seems to me
she's a big TV star
615
00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,041
according to that
dressing room wall I saw, right?
616
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,208
So, what? She's just being
dragged off the soundstage bound and gagged?
617
00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:49,208
No one says anything
or does anything?
618
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,792
Andie, snakes aside,
619
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,083
no one's gonna
believe that.
620
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,083
Right? So, then
we do all this, right?
621
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,667
And you just cut it
in editing?
622
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,250
Okay, you're getting me.
623
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,375
I hear you.
Yeah.
624
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,291
You want to go
talk to Paulie about it?
625
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:03,417
No, I don't.
I don't want to bother him, because I need him to finish.
626
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:04,542
Okay?
Right?
627
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,542
Yeah, so, okay,
just tape me. Okay.
628
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:07,709
Let's get it done.
629
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,750
All right.
All right, let's go!
630
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,083
Man:
"A" marker.
631
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:12,291
Andie:
Action!
632
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,166
Andie:
Uh, cut! The tape came off.
633
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,125
"A" marker.
634
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,917
Andie:
And action, action!
635
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,500
Val:
The tape came off again.
636
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,333
It's stuck
to my shoulder.
637
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:22,500
"A" marker.
638
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,417
The big snake passed out
from the heat.
639
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,166
So, the handler pulled him,
but we're getting another snake.
640
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,625
I'd like to meet that handler.
Maybe I'd like him to represent me.
641
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,625
( Andie laughing )
642
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:36,333
Ugh. Okay. Well...
643
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:40,500
No, actually it's important
no animals get hurt.
644
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,208
PETA, there you are.
645
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,375
"A" marker.
646
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,500
Okay, that's just
raw skin, now.
647
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:49,709
What? What happened?
648
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:50,917
Camera thing.
649
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,792
Ugh. You know,
this is taking all morning.
650
00:21:52,875 --> 00:21:54,291
We're gonna be behind.
651
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:55,792
No, it's fine,
we don't even have the last scene yet.
652
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,083
We don't?
Where is he?
653
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,125
He's in his tent, writing.
654
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,458
Someone says
he's depressed.
655
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,125
Oh, he's depressed?
656
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:03,709
Really? 'Cause
I'm losing brain cells from the gas fumes in here.
657
00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:04,875
( laughing )
658
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:06,500
Am I crazy, or is there
a gas smell in here?
659
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,000
Is there gas
in the tank?
660
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,125
Uh, the car's not
practical, right?
661
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,709
Andie:
No.
662
00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:14,542
Sir, oh, can you not
smoke near the car when my hands are tied, please?
663
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,750
"A" marker.
664
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,500
What?
Val, girlfriend.
665
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:21,917
The snakes--
They still look fake.
666
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,458
Well.
So, I need to throw in a few live ones.
667
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,333
Okay. Not poisonous.
What?
668
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:26,417
It's gonna be
so good.
669
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,583
Okay, please?
670
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:29,667
One. Just one snake.
671
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:30,959
It will make
the whole thing believable.
672
00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,291
One!
Okay.
673
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,917
And, it has to be over there
and nowhere near me, okay?
674
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,333
Okay.
Girlfriend...
675
00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:37,500
just FYI,
676
00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:39,917
there are no real dragons
in "Game of Thrones."
677
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,917
( laughing )
678
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
It's not a joke.
679
00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:42,959
Okay.
680
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,041
Can't do it in post?
Yeah.
681
00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,000
Here we go!
682
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,750
Can post do it?
Oh, all right.
683
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:48,542
"A" marker.
684
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,750
Andie:
Action, action!
685
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,125
Andie:
Cut!
686
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,834
I'm hot.
687
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,500
Yeah, well,
we're all hot, Tyler.
688
00:22:58,583 --> 00:22:59,583
Okay?
689
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:01,834
That salamander
over there just quit.
690
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:06,333
Shayna?
691
00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,000
Anything?
692
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,041
No?
693
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,041
No pages?
694
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:11,417
No sign of anything?
695
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,583
Nope. How are
you all doing?
696
00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,667
Well, no pages.
So...
697
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:18,417
Don't know why
they're insisting I wait up here
698
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,750
when there
are no pages.
699
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:21,542
Well, Ron, uh...
700
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,208
Ron wants us to be
ready to go as soon as the pages come out.
701
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,792
Oh, is that what
Ron wants? Really?
702
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,667
Is that what
he said from down there in his air conditioning?
703
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,542
What time
is it, Jane?
704
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,959
2:30.
705
00:23:34,041 --> 00:23:35,709
It is 2:30. Okay.
706
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:37,792
Not getting out of here
by 5:00, huh?
707
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,041
One of the crew guys
said he's not even writing in there,
708
00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,458
he's just doing drugs.
709
00:23:41,542 --> 00:23:42,917
What? Is that true?
710
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,583
That's really important,
Tyler. Is that true?
711
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,792
Who said that?
712
00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:49,375
What--
713
00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:50,834
What's going on?
714
00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:52,291
What did he say?
715
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,875
He said he saw some
weird guy show up,
716
00:23:54,959 --> 00:23:57,417
and go in his tent,
like, 20 minutes ago.
717
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,625
Twe-- Rea--
So, is he in there now?
718
00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:01,417
Is he in there
right now with the...
719
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,500
Oh, no, no.
720
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:03,917
Dammit. Dammit!
721
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,083
Shoot. That's not good.
722
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:07,959
This is not good.
Not good.
723
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:09,917
Let's-- Jane, come.
724
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,750
Guys, let's go. Yeah.
725
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:12,750
Let's go.
726
00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,083
Paulie G.'s doing drugs?
727
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,333
What if he gets hooked again,
and I miss my dinner,
728
00:24:16,417 --> 00:24:17,625
and then what was
this all about?
729
00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:19,000
You know, all of this.
730
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,500
What was it about?
731
00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:21,583
You know what, you guys,
732
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,083
you keep filming
no matter what.
733
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:25,667
You keep filming.
We're gonna scare the guy away.
734
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,291
Val:
What is it? I don't know what that is?
735
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,333
The f--
Get the fuck out of here!
736
00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:33,417
Val:
But what's happening?
737
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:34,625
Get out!
738
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:36,166
Jane, do you
know what that is? Jesus Christ!
739
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:37,792
Val:
What is that? Jane:
740
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,875
Get the fuck out!
741
00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:41,875
Paulie:
When are you ever gonna fucking stop?
742
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:42,875
We should go.
743
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:45,291
Tyler, why'd you send me
in there?
744
00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,041
He's not doing drugs!
745
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:48,291
Why'd you do that?
746
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,417
He said he saw a weird guy,
and I thought drugs.
747
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,583
And then you filled in
the rest of the story?
748
00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:54,458
Don't do that.
You're not a writer.
749
00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:56,542
Jane:
Now just roll up the meat.
750
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:57,625
Val:
Okay.
751
00:24:57,709 --> 00:24:59,959
Marianina:
Good, Valerie. Jane: Nice.
752
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,875
Look at that!
I think I'm getting it.
753
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,125
Yeah.
Beautiful.
754
00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:05,875
That was good.
I'm gonna do another, okay?
755
00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:08,667
It's not that hard, you know,
as it turns out.
756
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,875
Marianina:
Here comes the boss man, ladies.
757
00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:13,333
Oh, all right, well...
758
00:25:13,417 --> 00:25:15,625
Why aren't you
on the set?
759
00:25:15,709 --> 00:25:18,166
Well, Ron, I was
up on the set.
760
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,875
You know, but there
were no pages.
761
00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:21,834
So, my wig started popping,
762
00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:23,625
and then my makeup
started melting.
763
00:25:23,709 --> 00:25:24,959
I had to, you know,
764
00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:28,208
come back up
to reattach and reapply.
765
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:29,500
So, still no pages,
766
00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,125
so I thought I'd just
stay up here.
767
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:33,667
Keep cool. You know,
thinking about production.
768
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:35,166
What are you
doing right now?
769
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,166
Right now?
770
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:39,709
Well, I'm making
beef rollatini.
771
00:25:39,792 --> 00:25:41,333
You know, 'cause...
772
00:25:41,417 --> 00:25:43,792
You know, Ron,
I'm not out by 5:00.
773
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,291
Right? That ship sailed.
774
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:48,542
So, just making
my husband dinner.
775
00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:51,166
You're rolling up beef
on my time?
776
00:25:52,542 --> 00:25:53,834
On your time?
777
00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:56,500
There are no pages, Ron.
778
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,083
There are no pages, okay?
779
00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:00,542
The hair and makeup truck
told me if I go up there,
780
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:01,834
and melt
in the sun again,
781
00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:04,166
it's going to be
two hours of repair work.
782
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:07,041
Okay? I need those two hours
for my life!
783
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:09,333
Hey, Val, I'd like
to invite you to set.
784
00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:10,875
Okay, and then
this one, okay?
785
00:26:10,959 --> 00:26:13,125
She's invited me
to set four times today.
786
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,709
And, it's a false invitation.
787
00:26:14,792 --> 00:26:17,417
Because I get up there,
and I'm the only guest.
788
00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:18,750
All right?
789
00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:20,375
That's not right, okay?
790
00:26:20,458 --> 00:26:21,959
Shayna?
791
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:25,166
Don't try to coax me
into coming to set either anymore, okay?
792
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,875
Stop with the invitations.
793
00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:28,375
All right? I'm not a child.
794
00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:29,583
You want me to
come to set?
795
00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:31,333
Just tell me you want
me to come to set.
796
00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:33,208
I'll come.
It's probably not your fault.
797
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:34,959
Probably teach you that
in A.D. school, right?
798
00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:36,917
What do they say?
What do they say?
799
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,250
"Don't tell actors to come
to set. They don't like being told what to do."
800
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,625
Is that what they say?
801
00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:44,417
"Invite them like it's a party.
Actors like parties."
802
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,917
Don't do that anymore,
all right?
803
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,834
And while we're here,
might as well tell you.
804
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:50,583
Please don't ask for
my autograph at the end of every day
805
00:26:50,667 --> 00:26:53,166
on the time-out sheet, okay?
806
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:54,291
Don't do that.
807
00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:55,917
Is that another thing
they taught you?
808
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,875
"Actors love signing
their autographs,
809
00:26:57,959 --> 00:26:59,208
so ask for it that way."
810
00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:01,583
Just don't ask for
my autograph anymore, okay?
811
00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,375
I know you're not a fan.
That's okay.
812
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,750
And, I know that you
are not fan.
813
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,166
I want you up on the set now!
814
00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:11,542
You know what, Ron?
I was up on the set.
815
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,875
Okay? I was up
on the set earlier,
816
00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:20,125
locked in a hot, gas
fume-smelling trunk with live snakes!
817
00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,417
And where were you?
818
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,583
You weren't there!
819
00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:23,667
Where were you?
820
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:24,959
I know where you were!
821
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,709
You were sitting in your chair
in air conditioning!
822
00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:30,458
Okay.
823
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,041
Marianina:
The middle finger? Yeah.
824
00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,417
That's not right.
No.
825
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,208
That's right.
The middle finger.
826
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:36,709
Did you see that?
827
00:27:50,959 --> 00:27:52,333
I don't know how fast
you drove, Jane,
828
00:27:52,417 --> 00:27:54,417
but I was going 100
and you beat me.
829
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,583
( laughing )
830
00:27:58,375 --> 00:27:59,417
Okay.
831
00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:02,917
Okay. It's dark.
832
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,041
Okay, well...
833
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:09,291
Yeah, it's 11:30, so...
834
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:10,417
you know.
835
00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:12,709
He was mad.
836
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,250
Kept going to voicemail.
837
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:15,959
You know, thinks
I stood him up.
838
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:18,166
That's what it is.
Yeah. Just...
839
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:20,667
be even madder if
I wake him up, right?
840
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:23,291
So, okay.
841
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:24,917
Okay.
842
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,625
Jane:
Why did you leave it there?
843
00:28:26,709 --> 00:28:28,083
Just so he knows.
844
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,667
Can see I made the effort.
845
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,417
You know.
846
00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:34,542
I'm gonna
leave a note.
847
00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:35,792
Yeah, I should
leave a note.
848
00:28:45,041 --> 00:28:46,417
It's 11:30.
849
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,291
Probably should have just kept
that reservation at Nobu, right?
850
00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:23,000
Okay.
851
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,667
Jane:
What does it say?
852
00:29:31,917 --> 00:29:33,959
Good night.
Drive safe.
853
00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:35,834
Oh, no, where'd
those dogs come from?
854
00:29:35,917 --> 00:29:37,792
Oh, no. Oh, no!
855
00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:39,458
No. Shh!
856
00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:40,917
Puppies... doggies...
857
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,250
Go! Go!
858
00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:44,959
Oh, what if they're coyotes?
They're coyotes!
859
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,083
I think they have
collars on.
860
00:29:48,166 --> 00:29:49,125
They, what? Yeah?
861
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,709
They have
collars on. Okay.
862
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:52,083
Oh...
863
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,166
Look at that.
864
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,291
They got into it.
865
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,417
Ugh, shoot.
866
00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:01,875
Took off.
867
00:30:01,959 --> 00:30:04,291
Yeah, the note's stupid.
868
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:05,625
Jane:
Do you even know he's home?
869
00:30:05,709 --> 00:30:07,458
He's home.
870
00:30:07,542 --> 00:30:09,709
He's home.
Stop it.
871
00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,375
You know
what would be cute?
872
00:30:13,375 --> 00:30:15,041
If I...
873
00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:16,500
took a little pebble,
you know,
874
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:19,291
like old-time lovers, huh?
875
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:20,417
Just...
876
00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:22,458
tapped at his window?
877
00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:23,875
So cute.
878
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,125
( glass shattering )
Oops.
879
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,125
( dogs barking )
880
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,208
Oof, okay.
881
00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,583
Now the neighbors
are gonna-- Let's...
882
00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:32,500
Oh!
883
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:35,583
Oh, Mark, it's me!
884
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,583
Forgot to give me a key.
885
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:40,041
Okay.
886
00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,625
All right, well,
he's home.
887
00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:42,709
Right?
888
00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,542
So, you guys can take off,
he's coming.
889
00:30:45,625 --> 00:30:47,500
Jane, wait, can you...
890
00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:50,625
Tyler's asleep in the back.
Can you get him home?
891
00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:51,750
Thank you.
892
00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:55,417
Val, you threw a rock
through the fucking rental window.
893
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,625
Yeah, my mistake,
I'll pay for it.
894
00:30:57,709 --> 00:30:58,834
Yeah.
895
00:30:58,917 --> 00:31:00,125
Okay.
896
00:31:05,291 --> 00:31:08,417
Mark, the kitchen's
to the right, or...
897
00:31:26,792 --> 00:31:27,917
You got it?
898
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,792
All right, let's go.
899
00:31:36,542 --> 00:31:39,291
( dogs barking in distance )
900
00:31:39,341 --> 00:31:43,891
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