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May I give you a lift?

Thanks. You're a life saver.

Are you having car trouble?

No. Just walking home from a date.

Oh, you poor thing.

Come on in. Get in. I'll drive you into town.

Oh, what a lovely room you have, Ann.

Thank you.

You look so tired. Why don't you sit down and relax?

Better yet, why don't you take a nice hot shower?

That'll pick you up.

Thank you. That sounds wonderful.

The shower's over this way.

Let me help you.

Wasn't that refreshing?

Oh, that felt great.

I don't mean to be nosy, but I was wondering, what happened to you in the

park? Well, it was nothing really, Ann.

I went for a ride with this boy.

I really didn't know him too well.

He tried, well, he wanted, you know.

When I wouldn't, he pushed me out of his car, and here I am, thanks to you. You

poor dear.

Oh, you have such lovely skin.

You have a bruise on your arm.

Did you fall?

Did that male animal knock you down?

Yes, I guess he did.

Oh.

Come over and relax on the bed.

You just lie back and relax.

I'll get something for that bruise.

There's some music for you.

I think I'll get more comfortable too.

Are you feeling better now?

Yes, much better.

Beautiful negligee.

Thank you, Stephanie.

I picked it up in Paris.

This is going to make it feel better.

Oh, you have such soft skin.

That feels good.

Does that feel better?

Oh yes.

It feels wonderful.

This is so good!

Thank you.

It was the most.

What else was in that movie?

Well, there's the one about the dancer and her friends.

It's a little weird, but sexy.

Sexy?

That's for me.

Let's do it.

Anything for you, Steffi.

Hey, Cosmo!

I wonder how the experiment is coming in the other room.

Three, get in here.

Hey, let's go.

I told you that Cosmo was a real tiger.

Yeah, but he doesn't have as many stripes as you do.

And that's a banker's conservative.

You two remember the bedroom scene?

Let's do it.

I'm game.

If it's the Western, gee, I'm tired.

Well, I hope...

I'm with you, Steffi, all the way.

Just think, two weeks ago I was in the steno pool.

You sure advance quick at Datamate.

Lots of ideas, but I haven't made up my mind yet.

Hey, Lionel, would you bring my drink in here, please?

Bottoms up.

Cheers.

Mmm, good.

Why don't you put... Put those down over there and come over here and scrub my

back.

I thought you'd never ask.

Let me take off my coat or I'm liable to get soaked.

How's that?

Oh, it feels great.

I know.

It's beautiful.

One hundred proof.

Your flesh.

Come to me, my melon.

A hundred degrees Fahrenheit.

How about a ten-minute break?

Anything you like.

Oh, they're so cooperative at database.

That's my girl.

What, what, lover boy?

Where you'd like to go for dinner.

Well, we don't really have to go out to eat. You know, we can eat right here.

Well, that's fine with me.

It's been a long day.

You know, everyone says it's been a long day. Doesn't anyone ever have a long

night? That's much more fun.

Okay.

Here's from a long day to a long night.

Again.

I know you're a tiger.

After you left today, I put both our cards through the computer. And you know

what? What, honey?

The computer says we're not...

eyes come to rest on a finger sleeping in his bed.

He strides to the bureau. He lays down his two six-guns, ready to be used just

in case.

He is somewhat taken aback when a young girl sits up in bed and stares at him

with a beautiful smile.

Jim takes off his sweat-stained vest and stands there contemplating Katie.

Finally, he drops the vest to the floor.

It is easy to see that Jim is near to exhaustion.

Katie is concerned.

Jim paces the floor, explaining to Katie why she cannot stay.

Jim sits heavily on the edge of the bed and begins to take off his dusty, travel

-stained boots.

He again reproaches Katie for being in his room.

His remarks fall on deaf ears as Katie just sits there, drinking in every word

that her idol utters.

Do your leg muscles bulge?

Don't be ashamed of them. Just cover them up with Ferris and Hank's color

hose. They not only hide unsightly veins and muscles, but they strengthen weak

knees as well.

Don't be a varicose, bulgy-legged, weak-kneed broad.

Get color hose.

All eating stores.

Jim drops the other boot.

and enjoys the freedom of not having his feet confined to stiff leather.

Jim stands up.

He has made up his mind.

Katie must leave.

He walks to the other side of the bed.

Katie, by all that I hold dear, goes and leaves.

Katie just sits there, looking adoringly up at her idol, her secret love. Katie

gets up so pretty, dainty.

Katie takes Jim's hand.

She says, Jim, you're so wonderful.

You know that I've been in love with you ever since I was seven years old?

And I don't care whether you like it or not, or whether Daddy likes it or not.

I'm staying. You're so beautiful.

You'll have to marry me.

Jim, as strong as he is, seems to weaken under Katie's insistence.

In his weakened condition, he finally gives in and takes her to his manly

bosom. He tells her, How beautiful she is.

He kisses her gently. Suddenly, Jim breaks away from the heart and brace and

moans. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't.

Katie is done.

She goes to the bureau and brings her six guns.

She had her moment of indecision, but she has made up her mind.

I want my man, she says, and gets back into bed.

From under her pillow, she takes a treasure she has had for years.

It is one of Jim's neckerchiefs that she had slipped from his room when Jim was

visiting her father years ago.

She fondles it and then tosses it at the feet of her love.

We turn you to our story, Killer Jim Cox, Ph.D., L.L.D.

Jim bends down and picks up the neckerchief.

He looks at it, wondering about it. As a public service, we interrupt this

program for a report from the Department of Agriculture.

Suckling pigs rose 16 cents on today's market.

Jim, realizing now that he can't stay here with Katie, makes up his mind to

leave in spite of his tiredness and his worry over the Lloyd Nelson gang.

We interrupt this call, D.

Jim wearily picks up his gun belt and spends some time adjusting it to his

massive frame.

He is full of misgivings, but he must leave.

She's had for years.

We interrupt this program for an announcement.

Listen, men, and you too, ladies. Have you ever tried banana shaving cream? It

is soft and kind to your skin.

It helps give you a more slippery shave.

It's good on corn muffins, too.

What?

I mean, it's the wrong script.

Jim walks around the room, trying to keep himself. I kiss again, a long and

tender embrace.

There's certainly nothing wrong with you.

What was all that just to come on?

Maybe, honey.

Maybe.