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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,840 Lottie? 2 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,200 Matty! 3 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,400 Lottie! 4 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:59,180 My housekeeper must be in the cellar. 5 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,980 What's it like breathing? 6 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,200 Well, we've been having some cold weather. 7 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,080 No pain? 8 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:12,280 Not pain as you'd call pain. 9 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,940 In peace time, you might call it pain. 10 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,320 These days, illness is a luxury. 11 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,560 They've owned somebody from your lamppost. 12 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,520 Last night. 13 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:31,340 Still, we don't want to lose you, do we? 14 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,140 Sit down. Get your breath back. 15 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:58,280 Does this mean bad news? 16 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,840 Might as well drink it before the Russians do. 17 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,680 Was it what you suspected? 18 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:10,860 Oh, no. 19 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:11,940 Never had the X-ray. 20 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,220 And firmly got cut off. 21 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:20,320 Still, I'm pretty sure it's what I said it was, just a fibrous condition of the 22 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,320 lungs, nothing malignant. 23 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,920 So I'm not going to die? 24 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,680 You have to live long enough to be able to die. 25 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:32,430 Oh, you could go on for years. 26 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:37,530 You could be lucky and live to be hung from a lamppost. 27 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:49,090 It's funny. I come along thinking this is the day of judgment, and it never is. 28 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:51,170 Or it always is. 29 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:59,730 Tell me, out of sheer curiosity, what other jobs have you done? 30 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:01,220 Apart from the railway? 31 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,360 Apart from the railway, nothing. 32 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:10,820 I started as a porter. I ended up station master of the Central Station. 33 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:12,380 Nothing else? 34 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,500 I was in a dyeworks once for about five minutes. 35 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:17,480 A dyeworks? 36 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:20,940 When I was young. 37 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:23,820 We're talking about before the First War now. 38 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,200 Terrible place. 39 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,460 Funny, I thought it was a goner then. 40 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:31,920 I'd just got engaged. 41 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,920 And I woke up one fine morning. 42 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,080 Felt there was a strange patch on my skin. 43 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,100 Don't come in. Why? 44 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:17,620 Oh, you can't show me anything new. My husband was in the armed forces. 45 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,920 I'm not sure I like all this coming and going last thing at night. 46 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:27,740 You need all your energy to get on in life. 47 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:29,360 We're going to be married. 48 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,660 This room used to be let to a fully-fledged optician. 49 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,200 He was quite alone. 50 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,760 He had diplomas. 51 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:05,880 I didn't dare tell my fiancée. 52 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,340 And to begin with, I didn't let on to anybody. 53 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,360 I was just hoping it would go away. 54 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:17,740 Only it didn't. 55 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,100 It got worse. 56 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,160 Does it itch? No. 57 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:52,940 Funny process, Diane. 58 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:56,080 Saul had one stare from there down. 59 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,060 Ended up spending all day in the bath. 60 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,520 Slept in it. 61 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:01,580 That would die. 62 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:05,240 Went to the board with it. 63 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,160 They just pretended it was something in the family. 64 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,100 Have you reported it? 65 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,300 Diane won't do you any harm. 66 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,260 Does it itch? No, sir. Sore? 67 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,800 No, sir. 68 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:24,980 Have you been doing something that you shouldn't be doing? No, sir. No, sir, 69 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:25,980 no, sir. 70 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,960 Sit on the back. Take off your trousers. 71 00:07:36,060 --> 00:07:37,060 Come on. 72 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,280 There's some. 73 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,280 Well, because we're all doctors now. 74 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,610 It's proper things, lovely. 75 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:48,330 And it isn't to do with the dye? 76 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:52,510 Well, nobody else has it. 77 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,290 Don't blame the dye. 78 00:07:55,570 --> 00:07:56,570 Blame yourself. 79 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:00,990 He's only young. 80 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,940 These are cornflowers. 81 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:21,420 I love blue. 82 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:25,060 You're insured. 83 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:33,020 Take this along to the cashiers. 84 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,780 I haven't done anything, sir. What have I done? 85 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,940 We're not ungenerous. You got your full bonus. 86 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,580 There's generally a whip round. Something like that. 87 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:41,700 I've got me other work people to consider. 88 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:47,830 Come on, lad. 89 00:08:49,910 --> 00:08:51,090 Have you got that in your locker? 90 00:08:54,390 --> 00:08:55,850 I don't know what he's been doing. 91 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,730 I thought it was simple cleanliness. 92 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:01,990 I want to ask about insurance. 93 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:04,010 I never said anything. 94 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:05,870 It doesn't apply. 95 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:08,990 Beatrice, it doesn't apply. 96 00:09:44,430 --> 00:09:46,670 When you're young, you don't give your body a thought. 97 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:50,030 Now I was thinking about nothing else. 98 00:09:51,690 --> 00:09:53,950 Yet it was as if it didn't belong to me. 99 00:09:58,410 --> 00:09:59,970 I wasn't myself anymore. 100 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:09,470 I'm enjoying this, Mother. 101 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,960 friends once more, Christina. 102 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:27,060 I think he's old enough to speak for himself, Mother, don't you? 103 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:28,940 One of the family now. 104 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,740 I had to keep my skin to myself. 105 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,020 I felt like an animal. 106 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:38,880 Don't rush her, Rosa. 107 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,980 One mouthful at a time. 108 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,239 That's right. 109 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,900 And I hadn't told my fiancée I'd lost my job. 110 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,340 I didn't. 111 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,520 The girl in the office had given me a form. 112 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:10,940 She said I had a claim. 113 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:18,740 I had to take the form to the Workers' Accident Insurance Institute on Pollitt 114 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,740 Street. 115 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:23,480 Gone now, though the building's still there. 116 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,220 That building. 117 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,720 She's coming into the factory now. 118 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,260 Oi! She's at your door. That's your door. 119 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,440 Morning there, doctor. 120 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,920 Out of the way. Out of the way. 121 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,360 Morning. Right, sir. 122 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,520 Oi! 123 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,300 She's got one leg, doesn't she? 124 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,740 It's like a wild beast. 125 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:46,930 Am I in the right place? 126 00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:48,870 They like you to wait. 127 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,230 Please lift up. 128 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,250 You never want to be first. 129 00:12:58,490 --> 00:12:59,790 You're better off in the middle. 130 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,210 Try and be routine. 131 00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,010 I don't even wear my glasses. 132 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,250 You don't want to face anybody remembering this. 133 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:15,570 These are mine. 134 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,970 I crocheted the cover myself. 135 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,610 That'll be all right today. My friend's on. 136 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:28,390 He's very refined. 137 00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:30,610 I've seen him in a cab there. 138 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,190 There's the tribunal. 139 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,310 That coat's cashmere. 140 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:44,820 Next! 141 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,760 Next! 142 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,020 Don't want to see that. 143 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,540 Don't want to see that. 144 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:09,900 I've seen that. 145 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,520 Well? Nothing else? 146 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,520 Ned! 147 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:25,880 He's confusing me with someone else. 148 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,700 Why Vienna? 149 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,580 I fancy the change. 150 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,640 Don't we all? 151 00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:38,540 Duspin, John. 152 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:39,820 Quiet. The weak one. 153 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:44,420 The fourth floor, Duspin, or the second floor, Duspin? Who are we not friends 154 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,420 with? 155 00:14:46,180 --> 00:14:47,340 404. 404. 156 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:50,020 Anyway, they're supposed to light work Jews. 157 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:40,590 Sleepy? Why don't you get sleepy? 158 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,970 Lift and push, lift and push. 159 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,330 How can you get sleepy? It's a skilled job. 160 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,730 But then I made out the safety guard wasn't in position. 161 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,590 It was in position. I mean, I've got little hands. 162 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:54,990 The guard is meant for a man's hands. 163 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,290 Spins the in and the out. 164 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,110 Stips in the pattern into the cloth. 165 00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:06,850 So naturally it's such me to the cloth. 166 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,450 Door! Door! 167 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:45,790 Door! 168 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,970 Now, it's possible that your firm will try to put the blame on you. 169 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,790 Me? Yeah. 170 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:59,970 Just because you're the injured party, it doesn't mean you are not the guilty 171 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,450 party. Oh, no, not me. 172 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,030 You haven't seen me. I'm not here. 173 00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:06,030 Your grade are putting in five. 174 00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,250 Ah, my grade. 175 00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:09,589 You were scolded. 176 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,109 Oh. Jan! 177 00:17:12,609 --> 00:17:13,609 Jam. Jam. 178 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:17,310 You must understand, sir, that jam is not like water. 179 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:20,089 It spills. No, it... It sticks. I know jam. 180 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:21,550 I have two bags. 181 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:24,329 The foreman said I'm going to give you two bags. 182 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:27,990 Normally, it would only be one, but I'm going to give you two. 183 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:30,090 How long is the scarf? 184 00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:31,410 I washed it. 185 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:37,190 Do you want me or not? Some of us are trying to work. 186 00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:39,840 Everybody's putting in. It's for the director. 187 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,460 How much? It's optional. 188 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:42,880 Rubbish. 189 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,080 Five mark. 190 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:46,340 Here's four. 191 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,760 I'm not like these other fellows. 192 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,140 I have to look after my money. Excuse me, but aren't you a friend of my 193 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,400 daughter? No. 194 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,400 Didn't she invite you to go on a cycling holiday in the mountains? 195 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:03,060 No. So the name Rosa means nothing to you? It seems rude to interrupt, but we 196 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:07,460 appear to be losing sight... Your employer pays, the government pays. 197 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,680 The shop said they are not responsible. Well, they normally do. 198 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,080 What did you do with the ear? 199 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:15,700 Did you save it? 200 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:17,740 It's not important. 201 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,120 You realise you're taking a risk, being alone in a room with me? 202 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,460 Women can't keep their hands off me, do you know that? 203 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,840 Only a gesture. 204 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,120 So is that. 205 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,220 Now! 206 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:32,050 Does it discommode you in any way, having one ear? 207 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:36,090 Do you wear glasses? Can you or can you not lead a normal life? 208 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:40,970 And since it is totally apparent that you can, I advise you to go away from 209 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:41,970 leading. 210 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:47,430 I was at the opera last night, and it occurred to me... Not here, department. 211 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,390 The motor car. 212 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,070 Here, department. 213 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:56,130 Potentially a significant accident statistic or not. 214 00:18:56,430 --> 00:19:01,160 Endo. It is my instinctive answer. Do I give it some more? 215 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,440 Do. 216 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,260 Oh, and a hidden department. 217 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,180 Congratulations. 218 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:14,680 The hand of the most careful operator was bound to be drawn into the cut of 219 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,180 space if it slipped. 220 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:24,880 In such accidents, usually several joints... 221 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:29,000 And even whole fingers were severed. 222 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Amen. 223 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:38,460 My brother-in-law tells me he's starting a factory. Can I help him? 224 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,420 Earrings today? 225 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,440 Do they go right through? 226 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,600 You had a hole dug in your ears. 227 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,280 What courage. 228 00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:53,780 It's my body. 229 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,350 the better you want to see. 230 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,370 You've been in the ward? 231 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,650 Yes, sir. Our old friend the mincing machine. 232 00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,590 You stupid fool putting your arm down. 233 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,510 The throat. 234 00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:24,710 It's too long. 235 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:26,930 The truncheon wouldn't reach. 236 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,290 You have to put your arm down. 237 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:30,890 Wasn't there a guard on the worm? 238 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:33,450 Took it up, sir. 239 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,350 Well, then it serves you right then, doesn't it? 240 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,080 In any case, you don't belong here. You should be downstairs in 272. 241 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,120 Just come from there. 242 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,680 Go back. 243 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,100 And if they try and send you somewhere else, say Dr. 244 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:47,180 Kafka says to say you're not a football. 245 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Yes, sir. 246 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:56,720 So having fed himself into his machine, we now feed him into ours. 247 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:58,940 Sir. 248 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,600 Have you noticed how often when claimants are telling you about their 249 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,880 accidents, They smile. 250 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,560 Why do they smile? 251 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,140 They're apologizing. 252 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,200 They feel foolish. 253 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,360 Utterly blameless. 254 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,000 Yet they feel guilty. 255 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,540 Bricks falling on someone's head. Do they ever do anything else? 256 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,060 I say, do they ever do anything else? 257 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:32,640 Yet another firm trying to make out the fact they had an accident was sheer 258 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,400 accident. Accident. 259 00:21:34,830 --> 00:21:38,290 as we well know, are never an accident. 260 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:40,450 Give us a point. 261 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:44,310 Get home, get home! 262 00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:49,390 I thought of Japan. 263 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,190 Bricks don't fall on people's hair. 264 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,090 They have paper houses. 265 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:01,590 They do, they do. Don't you care, sir? Why is everything so heavy? 266 00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:03,630 This chair. 267 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,160 This desk. 268 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,180 The poor floor carrying the burden. 269 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:15,260 The sheer weight of Prague. 270 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:22,740 Dr. Kafka, it's no secret we're losing our head of department. 271 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,540 Elevated to the fifth floor. 272 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:27,220 Higher things. 273 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,520 A chance for a modest celebration. 274 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,640 A presentation. 275 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,960 Speech, perhaps? 276 00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:46,860 Excuse me, head clerk, but you have a small smut on 277 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:47,860 your chin. 278 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,240 Oh. Don't be alarmed. 279 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,240 Well, help! 280 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,080 I must go and put my head under a circular saw. 281 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,480 It's my imagination. 282 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:30,300 Nor do we get more shit than anybody else. Of course. 283 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,980 There are 400 people working in this company. 284 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:38,680 Since only two of them are Jews and one of them happens to be Dr. Kafka, we get 285 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:39,800 sent a lot of shit. 286 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000 It's only natural. 287 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,480 I don't seem to be able to face it. 288 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,440 When did you... When did you have this accident? It wasn't exactly an accident. 289 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,220 I'm ill. 290 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,720 Through work. Well, I'm ill through work. We're all ill through that. 291 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,060 My skin's broken out, look. 292 00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:57,420 No. 293 00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,700 We deal in accidents. 294 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:04,360 You haven't had an accident. I get splashed with the dye. That's an 295 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,200 accident. It happens all the time. So it's not an accident, is it? 296 00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:10,520 But it's fetched my skin up. 297 00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:16,790 This number here means that your firm has a policy that covers factory 298 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:21,890 premises. It isn't a comprehensive cover for the firm's employees outside those 299 00:24:21,890 --> 00:24:24,910 premises. Well, he doesn't want to run down on the filing system. 300 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:28,030 Why don't you put your foot on your own desk? 301 00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:29,730 Because I haven't got any scissors. 302 00:24:30,910 --> 00:24:31,910 I'm done. 303 00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,510 I'm going to have to refer you back. 304 00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:34,810 It was their problem. 305 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,770 You're not our pigeon. 306 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,550 I ruined it. 307 00:24:43,639 --> 00:24:45,520 It may clear up. 308 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,960 Spread him all the time. 309 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:49,840 Somebody said I should feed Dr. Kafka. 310 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,660 If he's the doctor, he might know. 311 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,000 Ah, he's not that sort of doctor. 312 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:56,740 It must be the dye. 313 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:57,940 What else could it be? 314 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,520 I just got engaged to be married. 315 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,320 Whatever it is, the answer's no. 316 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,340 Anyway, he's gone to look at a sawmill. 317 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280 No, no. 318 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,680 You should know better than this. 319 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,760 It's a borderline case. He may be interested. Don't be ridiculous. 320 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,060 Of course he'd be interested. 321 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,260 He's got enough on his plate. 322 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,700 You remarked on my new ear. 323 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,700 lovely earring. 324 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,640 I've put it on his desk. 325 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,160 Come back tomorrow. 326 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:22,240 What I want is an independent medical examination by a specialist. 327 00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:24,140 It must be the dye. 328 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,600 I've put it on his desk. 329 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,540 I just got engaged. 330 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,860 So you keep telling me. 331 00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:54,070 I'd started going to the gym at night. 332 00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:58,950 I didn't want anybody to see my skin. 333 00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:04,350 At the institute, where I did want somebody to see my skin, nobody would 334 00:27:04,350 --> 00:27:05,350 look. 335 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:12,970 I went again and waited. 336 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:17,910 You hear that? 337 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,780 Because I can hear a river. 338 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,580 I never used to be able to hear a river. 339 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,260 In fact, well, a river's nice to hear. 340 00:27:33,060 --> 00:27:34,760 But in your own head it isn't. 341 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,320 First thing I'm going to get is a new chair cover. 342 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:41,540 Delayed concussion. 343 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,490 How long have I been in this department? 344 00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:56,130 I thought it was five years. 345 00:27:56,530 --> 00:28:00,770 I thought it was five years, but it can't be. Because when the head clerk 346 00:28:00,770 --> 00:28:05,150 wants someone to make a presentation to the director, does he ask me? No, he 347 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:08,990 doesn't. He asks Dr Kafka, who's only been here one year. 348 00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:14,070 So maybe I haven't been here five years. Maybe it only seems like five years. 349 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,910 Maybe I only came here yesterday. 350 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:18,410 Maybe I don't work here at all. 351 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,160 We'll see about that, because I am now going to start making my present... Lock 352 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:29,880 it. Show me. Come on. 353 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,960 Lock it. 354 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,960 Lock it. 355 00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:35,820 Lock it. 356 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:38,260 Well, you don't belong here for a start. I was told. 357 00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:40,100 You mustn't believe what you're told. 358 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:43,720 Not in this place. I was told this was going to be a job with prospects. 359 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:48,360 I don't care what you are told. This is a P-406. 360 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,880 It is not our pigeon. 361 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:52,620 Out. Out. 362 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,840 Out. Out. 363 00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:58,680 You've no business here either. Out. 364 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:02,360 Out. Out. I'm supposed to see Dr. Kafka. 365 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,580 Dr. 366 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,660 Kafka is a busy man. 367 00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:16,700 Dr. Kafka has factories to inspect. 368 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,080 Dr. Katka has a speech to prepare. 369 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:37,660 Charles? 370 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,700 I want to see this young man. He's a die-worth of some sort of eczema. 371 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,180 Gone. I just sent him away. 372 00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:51,540 Ah. 373 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,380 He wasn't our responsibility. 374 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,140 I'm sure you're right. 375 00:30:57,930 --> 00:30:59,070 You're always right. 376 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:06,310 Incidentally, I've been landed with a speech of farewell to the head of 377 00:31:06,310 --> 00:31:09,950 department. I was wondering, could you give me a pointer or two? 378 00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:12,930 Happy to. 379 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:16,210 How's mother? 380 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:19,670 She's well. 381 00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:22,770 Very well. Good, good. 382 00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:26,450 About this dye worker, can you retrieve him? 383 00:31:28,530 --> 00:31:32,110 I think I fancy a bit of a promenade myself. 384 00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:42,530 Four-five-two. 385 00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:44,170 Next! 386 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:49,010 I've got it! I've got it! 387 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,370 I've got it! 388 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:53,770 I've got it! 389 00:31:57,770 --> 00:31:58,770 I got it. 390 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,130 I can't believe it. I got it. 391 00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:05,310 Four, five, two. 392 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,380 What do we owe this pleasure? 393 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,200 We've lost a claimant. 394 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,780 Inquiry said they'd sent him up here. 395 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,320 I haven't seen him. 396 00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:05,980 You're talking to someone who just received a summons to the fifth floor. 397 00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:20,630 If he surfaces, point him back upstairs, would you? 398 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,290 I'll do the same for you sometime. 399 00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:26,910 Can I have that in writing? 400 00:34:36,270 --> 00:34:39,510 She said, you got that past in the loo? He said, well, you're lucky. 401 00:34:39,949 --> 00:34:42,610 He said, if I'd had to take it off in the theatre, I couldn't have done it 402 00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:43,610 cleaner than that. 403 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:45,949 And he said, you're fortunate in another respect. 404 00:34:46,190 --> 00:34:46,968 I said, yes. 405 00:34:46,969 --> 00:34:48,330 He said, you're an extrovert. 406 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:50,710 He said, you've got the right attitude of mine. 407 00:34:51,010 --> 00:34:52,010 I said, I have. 408 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:55,510 It's a bit unsightly, but I'm not included. 409 00:34:55,949 --> 00:34:57,230 In some respects, the reverse. 410 00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,550 More room in the bed, more scope for manoeuvre. 411 00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:02,410 I haven't noticed the wife complaining. 412 00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:04,990 Mind you... 413 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:08,650 It's a wonder I didn't lose more than a leg. Porting out was no cradle on the 414 00:35:08,650 --> 00:35:12,590 shaft. After I'd had me accident, I said to the foreman, you haven't got a leg to 415 00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:14,130 stand on. He said, you can talk. 416 00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:18,830 He said, they'll claim you were drunk. I said, drunk? Pull the other one. 417 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:20,590 He said, what other one? I said, precisely. 418 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:24,250 You have to laugh. 419 00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:27,950 Anyway, last lap. 420 00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:29,170 End in sight. 421 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:30,970 Where will you go tomorrow? 422 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,129 Where will you go? 423 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,109 Won't know you're born. 424 00:35:33,110 --> 00:35:34,110 It's a way of life. 425 00:35:34,890 --> 00:35:37,670 You're used to people coming and going. 426 00:35:37,910 --> 00:35:39,750 It's our big day. Keep it down. 427 00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:40,990 Keep it down. 428 00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:45,990 Here, here. Sit this side. 429 00:35:46,570 --> 00:35:47,570 More leg room. 430 00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:54,930 I say, this brings back memories. 431 00:35:55,330 --> 00:35:56,990 Eh? I say, this brings back memories. 432 00:35:57,330 --> 00:36:00,770 Oh, my goodness me. I'm wanting a certificate to see the doctor. 433 00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:02,010 What doctor? 434 00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:03,230 Their doctor. 435 00:36:03,790 --> 00:36:04,810 You haven't seen the doctor? 436 00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:09,970 Hey! He hasn't even seen the doctor. He hasn't seen the doctor. 437 00:36:11,890 --> 00:36:14,990 How long have you been coming? 438 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:20,650 Today. This is your first... Listen, it's taken me six months to get this 439 00:36:20,650 --> 00:36:22,990 far. It's taken me a year. 440 00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:24,690 Not every day. 441 00:36:25,330 --> 00:36:28,170 All I want is to be a normal person. 442 00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:30,350 Keep it down, keep it down. 443 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,360 I went three months, never heard a thing. 444 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:37,140 You haven't assembled any documents. 445 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,880 You've got to assemble your documents. 446 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,260 I just want to see the doctor. This isn't the doctor. 447 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,500 This is the tribunal. It's the panel, is this? You don't belong here. 448 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:49,098 What shall I do? 449 00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,100 Well, don't ask me. 450 00:36:50,660 --> 00:36:54,420 We don't want them upsetting you. You've no business here. Now, clear off. Go on. 451 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,920 Clear off. We want the whole plane set. Go on. Go on. 452 00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:19,190 How many are there? 453 00:37:19,310 --> 00:37:21,270 Three. One doesn't speak. 454 00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,070 Just looks. 455 00:37:23,430 --> 00:37:26,170 Looks? I was missing my birth certificate. 456 00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:30,370 One of them said, could I give them my word that I had been born? 457 00:37:33,270 --> 00:37:34,270 They all laughed. 458 00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:35,730 They laughed. 459 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:40,150 They said now to try and lead a normal life. 460 00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:41,510 All right, all right. 461 00:37:42,170 --> 00:37:43,170 Just alone. 462 00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:46,730 They always tell you. In the last days, they always tell you. 463 00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:51,310 Now make sure you've all got your documents and that they're in order. 464 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:56,670 Are you on this list? 465 00:37:57,910 --> 00:37:59,110 Not interested. 466 00:37:59,350 --> 00:38:00,690 Not interested. List only. 467 00:38:02,150 --> 00:38:03,150 Where do you want? 468 00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:22,830 Oh, don't take that in here, yes. 469 00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:25,310 My documents have just gone in. 470 00:38:25,850 --> 00:38:27,110 They're studying them now. 471 00:38:28,170 --> 00:38:29,170 Possibly. 472 00:38:30,550 --> 00:38:31,550 Hello, Teresa. 473 00:38:34,210 --> 00:38:37,890 Their dog's poorly. She's got a lot on her mind. Not sure I shouldn't tell them 474 00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:40,470 I'm here. No, you'll go to the bottom of the pile. 475 00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:45,950 The girl said last week my file was taken out by the assistant manager. 476 00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:49,510 Of course, I know them all here. I'm like one of the family. 477 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:51,220 Sheila. 478 00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:54,260 Sheila. 479 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,980 I'd like to have worked in a place like this. 480 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,080 Sedentary occupation, but with some coming and going. 481 00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:08,320 Banter. Whip rounds. 482 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,280 Relations between the sexes. 483 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:16,260 Sat at home is no game, is it? 484 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,320 They're just suggesting the fact. Get off. No, you're young. You don't 485 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,320 understand. 486 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,300 Look, I could be stuck here all day. 487 00:39:58,410 --> 00:39:59,410 Nobody here. 488 00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:00,450 Go and see. 489 00:40:00,550 --> 00:40:02,790 No. I'll wait till I'm called. 490 00:40:03,210 --> 00:40:04,270 There's nobody there. 491 00:40:04,690 --> 00:40:06,210 Look! Don't shout. 492 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:07,570 There's officers everywhere. 493 00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:09,109 Leave off. 494 00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:10,110 I'm a woman. 495 00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:14,150 I've had a head injury. It's an empty room. Stop it. It's a subject. It's 496 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:15,890 empty. Patience. Look at it. It's business. 497 00:40:16,270 --> 00:40:17,270 Empty. Look. 498 00:40:17,550 --> 00:40:18,710 It's important. 499 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,150 It's not important. 500 00:40:20,670 --> 00:40:21,629 It's rubbish. 501 00:40:21,630 --> 00:40:22,630 That's wicked. 502 00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:25,710 Wicked. You're not supposed to have this way. 503 00:40:26,150 --> 00:40:27,290 You're my... 504 00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:28,850 Everybody, hey! 505 00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:30,170 You're going in the head! 506 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,760 breaking the left arm, causing widespread abrasions to the chest and 507 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,480 abdomen, the scars from which you can plainly see. 508 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:22,100 Well, not all that plainly, shall we? 509 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:23,580 Quite plainly. 510 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,260 Raise your arms again. 511 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,040 Yes. 512 00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:33,180 Yes. 513 00:41:38,510 --> 00:41:39,590 Go on, shall I? 514 00:41:43,090 --> 00:41:46,190 She reports some loss of feeling on her left side. 515 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:48,010 Of course she does. She's not stupid. 516 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:54,510 Some daisy general practitioner has probably said to her, do you have any 517 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:56,030 loss of feeling on your left side? 518 00:41:56,710 --> 00:42:00,230 And lo and behold, she suddenly finds she's got some loss of feeling on her 519 00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:01,230 left side. 520 00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:05,410 The doctor reports there to have been some personality change. 521 00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:07,130 Probably the same doctor. 522 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:13,100 She's subject to violent changes of mood, incapable of sustained attention. 523 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,480 I don't believe any of this. 524 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,880 I beg your pardon. 525 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:25,240 Has it ever occurred to you that everyone who comes before this panel 526 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:30,920 has, prior to their accident, been of a funny and equable disposition, capable 527 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:35,320 of long periods of sustained attention, unvisited by headaches or indeed any 528 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320 infirmity at all? 529 00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:41,630 The mind alert, the body in perfect order, a paragon of health. 530 00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:45,090 Take this young woman. 531 00:42:46,990 --> 00:42:50,770 Previously a cheerful soul, she is now said to be anxious and depressed. So, 532 00:42:50,850 --> 00:42:54,930 previously an optimist, she is now a pessimist. 533 00:42:56,350 --> 00:42:57,590 Is that such a bad thing? 534 00:42:58,290 --> 00:43:01,430 One could say that this accident has brought her to her senses rather than 535 00:43:01,430 --> 00:43:02,430 deprived her of them. 536 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,480 She now takes a dim view of the world. 537 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,520 So do I. 538 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,560 She can't keep her mind on the matter in hand. 539 00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:14,780 Nor can I. 540 00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:18,600 She winces when she looks in the mirror. So do I. 541 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,280 She's crying. 542 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:21,900 So am I. 543 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,940 We cannot compensate people for being cast out of paradise. 544 00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:35,710 All these sheaves of reports are saying is, I didn't know how lucky I was till 545 00:43:35,710 --> 00:43:36,710 this happened. 546 00:43:37,370 --> 00:43:38,670 So now they do know. 547 00:43:38,890 --> 00:43:40,370 They have achieved wisdom. 548 00:43:41,930 --> 00:43:43,650 And a degree of self-knowledge. 549 00:43:45,890 --> 00:43:47,830 They should be paying us, not we, then. 550 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:50,630 We appear to have a visitor. 551 00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:53,830 What are you doing here? 552 00:43:54,070 --> 00:43:56,050 I want someone to tell me what's wrong with me. 553 00:43:56,490 --> 00:43:57,770 You've no business here. 554 00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,360 This is outrageous. 555 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,680 The idea. Get out. Not until someone tells me where to go. Call someone. Call 556 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,618 the doorman. 557 00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:05,620 Doorman. 558 00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:06,860 Matt. 559 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,300 Matt. 560 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,840 Matt, sir. 561 00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:23,620 Matt. Stop it, you animal. 562 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,200 You're not in a farmyard. 563 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,549 Yes, sir. 564 00:44:27,550 --> 00:44:28,550 Thanks. 565 00:44:28,850 --> 00:44:29,910 Let me see that paper. 566 00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:38,910 Come with me. Any excuse to get away from this collective, it is. 567 00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:49,870 I hope you're all word perfect on your personality changes. 568 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:52,850 It's a wicked world. It's a wicked, wicked world. 569 00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:54,430 I have lost my faith. 570 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:58,220 Doctor loses faith. Doctor goes way of other doctors. 571 00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:05,240 It just needs one person, just one, to come before that panel and say, Doctor, 572 00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:10,580 since suffering this grievous affliction, I am a new man, a better 573 00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:15,420 person. The loss of my hand has been an education blinded. I can now see, 574 00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,460 instead of which, it's how much is it worth. 575 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,620 Doctor! How much do you think this is worth, eh? 576 00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:27,500 How much is whatever you've got worth? 577 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,880 I'm not a doctor anymore. I'm an accountant. 578 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:41,340 Journey's end. 579 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,580 Ah, the last cheap. 580 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,460 Blessed are the maimed, for they shall be compensated. 581 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,160 Come on. 582 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,600 Sometimes just long to see one single able-bodied person. 583 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,460 Someone who doesn't lack an arm here or a finger there. 584 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:12,020 Who doesn't pull up their shirt without wanting to reveal some frightful burn. 585 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,160 Somebody normal. 586 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,020 Your lost sheep. 587 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,880 Oh, take a seat. I was here this morning. 588 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:26,530 I've been all over. I was supposed to see Dr. Kafka. Dr. 589 00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:28,050 Kafka has gone home. 590 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:30,070 Does that mean I have to come back? 591 00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:31,610 You've reached the beginning. 592 00:46:32,350 --> 00:46:33,550 You're about to start. 593 00:46:34,030 --> 00:46:36,130 You've been allowed to enter the race. 594 00:46:36,610 --> 00:46:38,750 Look, I'm covered in scale. 595 00:46:39,170 --> 00:46:40,170 You're not. 596 00:46:40,270 --> 00:46:43,490 Your face is perfectly normal. Don't exaggerate. 597 00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:47,910 This gives you an appointment with the Institute doctor. 598 00:46:48,430 --> 00:46:51,250 They're having public clinics on Thursdays. 599 00:46:51,610 --> 00:46:58,350 He will look at you and decide if this skin complaint is anything to do with an 600 00:46:58,350 --> 00:46:59,350 accident at work. 601 00:46:59,470 --> 00:47:02,570 I've told you, I haven't had an accident. 602 00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:04,610 So why go on? 603 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:06,850 Stop now before it's too late. 604 00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:09,090 No new process? 605 00:47:09,470 --> 00:47:11,210 No new chemicals? 606 00:47:12,210 --> 00:47:13,530 Nothing new in your life? 607 00:47:14,970 --> 00:47:16,170 I've just got engaged. 608 00:47:17,630 --> 00:47:19,210 Any accident there? 609 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,680 I'd written to my father. 610 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:21,460 He was a peasant, a farm labourer in, well, it's now Germany. 611 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:25,220 He came to Prague. 612 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:31,920 I think of my father then as an old man, but he was younger than I am now. 613 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:37,520 He had remedies of his own. 614 00:50:31,850 --> 00:50:37,690 All in all, it's a pretty mixed band, but slanted on the whole in the 615 00:50:37,690 --> 00:50:41,030 direction of injury at work. 616 00:50:41,410 --> 00:50:47,850 Plus some teasers for the people in the fourth year, and also 617 00:50:47,850 --> 00:50:51,390 some interesting examples of occupational disease. 618 00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:58,870 Increasing industrialization means that this field of medicine is bound to 619 00:50:58,870 --> 00:50:59,870 expand. 620 00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:02,850 I imagine that's why many of you are here. 621 00:51:07,950 --> 00:51:13,010 Physical conditions, some of which you will see, take time to declare 622 00:51:13,010 --> 00:51:16,630 themselves. And I would ask you to remember that we are seeing today 623 00:51:16,630 --> 00:51:23,170 casualties of conditions in the industry of 20, even 30 years ago. 624 00:51:23,290 --> 00:51:24,290 I'm a miracle. 625 00:51:24,550 --> 00:51:26,310 I've got a hole in my stomach. 626 00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:28,840 They watch the fluid passing through. 627 00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:31,340 There's not an article written about him. 628 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:33,980 Show him your article. 629 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:41,220 And doubtless in 30 or 40 years' time, when I hope I shall be safely tucked 630 00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:47,140 up in my grave, my captain will still be stood here. 631 00:51:47,420 --> 00:51:49,080 Somebody came from Paris to see me. 632 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,600 And they pay. 633 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,140 Nowadays, the mesh may be wide. 634 00:51:56,110 --> 00:52:02,250 But if you believe in progress, which I do not, the mesh will get smaller, 635 00:52:02,430 --> 00:52:08,310 and the number of people suffering from industrial injury will dwindle. But it 636 00:52:08,310 --> 00:52:12,810 won't, of course, because there will be new industries, and new industries mean 637 00:52:12,810 --> 00:52:14,270 new diseases. 638 00:52:15,950 --> 00:52:18,570 You have chosen a wise profession, gentlemen. 639 00:52:19,710 --> 00:52:22,370 Doctors will never be unemployed. 640 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,060 Now could we have our first number please? 641 00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:04,460 Well? 642 00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:09,540 Yes? Is this the form of psoriasis? Wonderful! 643 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,600 Anybody got any brilliant ideas about the etiology? 644 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,200 Patient is in no discomfort. 645 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,940 Affected area is very rich, not sore. 646 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:25,000 Well, come on, come on. What sort of question should we be asking? 647 00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:28,440 Um, what age is the patient? 648 00:53:29,460 --> 00:53:30,460 How old are you? 649 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,520 Twenty-six. Twenty-six. 650 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,840 Married or single? 651 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,920 Single. 652 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,080 Is it venereal in origin? 653 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,560 Did you get it from a tart? 654 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,620 No. Patient says no. 655 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,260 Patient probably right. 656 00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:54,700 Well? Could it be nervous in origin? 657 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,620 Are you asking me or are you asking the patient? 658 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,840 We know what he does. He works and die works. 659 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:05,580 But what sort of fellow is he? 660 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,920 Is he nervous, highly strung? 661 00:54:09,140 --> 00:54:10,260 Cheerful? Not cheerful? 662 00:54:12,060 --> 00:54:15,380 Look, what are we supposed to be doing here? Who are you? I thought you were 663 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:17,240 supposed to be a medical student. What is it? 664 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,540 What have I done? 665 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,080 Give me something. 666 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:23,780 Give me something for it! 667 00:54:24,460 --> 00:54:25,460 Stop it! 668 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,380 It's all over my body! 669 00:54:28,740 --> 00:54:29,740 Why? 670 00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:56,740 Some of you might say that there is nothing wrong with this patient. 671 00:54:57,900 --> 00:55:02,580 Once upon a time, he met with a slight accident at work. 672 00:55:19,439 --> 00:55:22,620 Is she entitled to this? She wonders. 673 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:29,500 And the wondering turns to worrying as she begins to lie awake at night 674 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,940 suffering from headaches. 675 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,620 She is increasingly unhappy. 676 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,800 And so begins her quest for compensation. But for what? Not for the 677 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,620 injury, for she scarcely suffered one. 678 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,980 And yet she's not malingering, for the headaches are real. 679 00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:55,200 And to those of you who say, there is no injury, therefore there can be no 680 00:55:55,200 --> 00:56:00,260 compensation, she can say, but I was not like this before my accident. 681 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,300 I had no quest. 682 00:56:06,250 --> 00:56:12,870 Looking for what is wrong with me is what is wrong with me. 683 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,340 The good doctor didn't want you to feel left out. 684 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,120 And the cigar? 685 00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:27,600 In my four districts, people fall off the scaffolding as if they were drunk. 686 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,980 Or they fall into the machines. 687 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,600 All the beams topple. 688 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,880 All embankments give way. All ladders slide. 689 00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:42,300 Whatever people carry up falls down. Whatever they hand down, they stumble 690 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:43,300 over. 691 00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,600 And I have a headache. 692 00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:14,150 Do you work here? 693 00:58:16,770 --> 00:58:18,750 This is a terrible place. 694 00:58:20,770 --> 00:58:22,590 It's a place of torture. 695 00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:26,910 One has to do something. 696 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:34,150 I need your papers. 697 00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:37,350 For your file. 698 00:58:38,310 --> 00:58:39,850 I don't want money! 699 00:58:41,130 --> 00:58:42,790 I want it to be given a name. 700 00:58:43,510 --> 00:58:46,990 How can I ever get rid of it if it doesn't have a name? 701 00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:53,750 Voila. An accident. 702 00:58:55,650 --> 00:59:02,090 The director guards us, the workers, of the Workers' Accident Institute against 703 00:59:02,090 --> 00:59:05,050 our own institutional accidents. 704 00:59:05,870 --> 00:59:10,130 And I don't mean falling over the holes in the linoleum on the bottom corridor. 705 00:59:10,390 --> 00:59:11,630 Maintenance, please note. 706 00:59:13,470 --> 00:59:20,450 I mean blindness, genuinely. 707 00:59:22,650 --> 00:59:24,150 Deafness to a proper appeal. 708 00:59:25,390 --> 00:59:31,370 And hardness of heart. These are our particular professional risks for which 709 00:59:31,370 --> 00:59:34,950 there are no safety guards, no grids, no protective clothing. 710 00:59:35,390 --> 00:59:39,790 Only a scrupulous and vigilant human. 711 00:59:40,550 --> 00:59:47,230 A toast, then, to the benevolent umpire in our absurd games, 712 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:53,990 our firm but kindly father to whom, without fear, we can always turn, as we 713 00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:58,130 do now, and say, Herr Director. 714 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:07,220 Of course he can talk. 715 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,780 But I can talk. 716 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,620 You haven't heard me talk. 717 01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:11,900 Haven't I? 718 01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:13,800 Not in a formal situation. 719 01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:15,220 Does that make a difference? 720 01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:16,860 I'd have told him. 721 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:20,680 I'd have used the opportunity to let them know exactly what's wrong with this 722 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,740 place. Yes. 723 01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:30,780 Yes? 724 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,060 The dye worker. 725 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:33,640 Not again. 726 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,240 Really? Silence. 727 01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:38,740 Please, sit down. 728 01:00:45,740 --> 01:00:46,900 I've been told you're kind. 729 01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,740 I've been told you're the one to see. 730 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:51,800 They say you're a human being. 731 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,480 No. 732 01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,000 I do a very good imitation of a human being. 733 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:03,420 You're harder to see than anybody. 734 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,460 There has to be a procedure. 735 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:06,800 A system. 736 01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:10,550 Is that so terrible? 737 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,810 What did you want to say to me? 738 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:17,750 There is nothing to say. It is a hopeless case. 739 01:01:19,010 --> 01:01:21,290 People coming in wanting money. 740 01:01:21,590 --> 01:01:22,730 I don't want money. 741 01:01:23,230 --> 01:01:25,110 Nobody ever does. 742 01:01:25,910 --> 01:01:29,210 I sometimes wonder what they think they're doing here. It comes as such a 743 01:01:29,210 --> 01:01:32,430 shock. You mention money to me when I've lost my precious fingers. 744 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:37,490 All my treasured auburn hair got up in smoke and you ask me how much it's 745 01:01:37,490 --> 01:01:38,490 worth. 746 01:01:39,310 --> 01:01:40,670 Some things are beyond money. 747 01:01:41,470 --> 01:01:42,470 Really? 748 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:44,250 I've yet to find them. 749 01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:48,050 We'd all rather have our health than the money. 750 01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:52,870 Correction. We'd all rather have our health and the money. 751 01:01:55,290 --> 01:01:58,910 You are asking for a justice that doesn't exist in the world. 752 01:01:59,670 --> 01:02:01,730 And not only you, more people. 753 01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:03,830 More people every year. 754 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,820 A man works in the carding room of a cotton mill. 755 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,500 Dust everywhere. 756 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:11,618 The air. 757 01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:12,620 Dust. 758 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:16,100 Taken ill. 759 01:02:17,260 --> 01:02:18,720 Examined by the company doctor. 760 01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:21,220 Unfit for work. Discharged. 761 01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:23,040 Nothing unusual in that. 762 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:28,660 But then... somebody decides to put in a P-48. 763 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,280 A claim for compensation. 764 01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:32,620 Just as you did. 765 01:02:32,970 --> 01:02:35,770 Not applicable, either of them. Not accidental. Quite. 766 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:37,490 But bear with me. 767 01:02:38,410 --> 01:02:40,270 Take this mill worker. 768 01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:45,230 No beam has fallen on his head. 769 01:02:46,850 --> 01:02:51,510 No bottle has exploded in his eye. He has not got his shirt caught in the 770 01:02:51,510 --> 01:02:57,310 shaft and been taken round. All that has happened is that he has been inhaling 771 01:02:57,310 --> 01:02:59,070 cotton dust for some years. 772 01:03:00,470 --> 01:03:02,370 And day by day this... 773 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:09,250 Cotton dust has crept into his lungs, but so slowly, so gradually, that it 774 01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:10,430 cannot be called an accident. 775 01:03:15,630 --> 01:03:19,230 But suppose our lungs were not internal organs. 776 01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:23,030 Suppose they were not locked away in the chest. 777 01:03:23,990 --> 01:03:29,130 And suppose, further, they were not made of flesh, but of glass. 778 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:34,240 Or something like glass, not yet invented, something pliable. 779 01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:41,140 And thus, the effect of each breath could be seen. 780 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:49,500 The deposit of each intake of air calculated, weighed even. 781 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:54,360 What would we say then? 782 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,820 As we saw the dust... 783 01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:02,030 Accumulate. The passages clog. 784 01:04:02,430 --> 01:04:05,130 The galleries close down. 785 01:04:05,430 --> 01:04:11,950 And cell by cell, these lungs hardened, withered, died. 786 01:04:17,290 --> 01:04:18,290 Hmm? 787 01:04:19,910 --> 01:04:21,650 But that still wouldn't be an accident. 788 01:04:22,410 --> 01:04:25,650 You can't conduct an insurance company on suppositions like that. 789 01:04:26,450 --> 01:04:27,450 Can you? 790 01:04:30,730 --> 01:04:34,690 This man has no claim because he is suffering from a condition. 791 01:04:34,930 --> 01:04:41,090 But isn't a condition the result of many small accidents that we cannot see or 792 01:04:41,090 --> 01:04:42,090 record? 793 01:04:43,230 --> 01:04:44,410 So he's living. 794 01:04:45,070 --> 01:04:46,170 Or dying. 795 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:49,090 There is no alternative but to breathe. 796 01:04:50,070 --> 01:04:51,330 And this man. 797 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:54,370 A young man. 798 01:04:56,530 --> 01:04:58,870 So regularly doused in dye. 799 01:04:59,530 --> 01:05:01,470 He has begun to grow a second skin. 800 01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:04,950 Isn't that an accident? 801 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:09,530 A long, slow accident. 802 01:05:13,150 --> 01:05:16,230 People will be wanting compensation for being alive next. 803 01:05:20,690 --> 01:05:27,470 I do understand. 804 01:05:31,950 --> 01:05:32,990 What good is that to me? 805 01:05:34,890 --> 01:05:36,150 You can't do anything. 806 01:05:38,330 --> 01:05:39,830 You're worse than them, not better. 807 01:05:41,110 --> 01:05:42,350 You say you understand. 808 01:05:43,990 --> 01:05:48,790 Well, if you understand and you don't help, you're wicked. 809 01:05:50,510 --> 01:05:51,510 You're evil. 810 01:05:51,810 --> 01:05:53,730 Don't speak like that to Dr Kafka. 811 01:05:55,090 --> 01:05:56,730 He has a university degree. 812 01:05:58,310 --> 01:05:59,510 I don't want money. 813 01:06:01,210 --> 01:06:03,250 I'm not offering you money. 814 01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:07,450 I know the factory that is starting. 815 01:06:08,150 --> 01:06:09,730 It will be in a month or two. 816 01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:14,910 This is a terrible place. 817 01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:16,150 Is it? 818 01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:19,770 I always forget that. I find it almost cosy. 819 01:06:20,450 --> 01:06:23,390 Then I'm just an official. I'm accustomed to office air. 820 01:06:25,610 --> 01:06:29,410 If you cannot find a job, I may be able to help. 821 01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:51,240 Don't expect anything too wonderful. It's very, very rudimentary. Well, one 822 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,260 factory is very much like another. 823 01:06:57,340 --> 01:06:59,160 But what am I telling you? 824 01:07:00,060 --> 01:07:01,440 You've got expertise. 825 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,440 You know about factories. 826 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:07,760 You've seen plenty. 827 01:07:12,170 --> 01:07:14,810 It's not as if I'm asking you to go into something blindfold. 828 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:23,790 And here, shipments could come in and out. 829 01:07:26,230 --> 01:07:27,230 You see? 830 01:07:28,270 --> 01:07:29,270 You see? 831 01:07:29,470 --> 01:07:30,470 It's ideal. 832 01:07:37,170 --> 01:07:39,450 I know I can succeed, Franz. 833 01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,320 Do you ever have that feeling? 834 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,960 Only when I'm very depressed. 835 01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:45,460 See you in the office! 836 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,320 This is something to cough about. 837 01:10:15,680 --> 01:10:18,840 Three more orders this morning, I'll run off my feet. 838 01:10:19,540 --> 01:10:22,820 So, you're still interested in the job? 839 01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,300 Yes, very much so. 840 01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:27,720 You look well. Yes, I'm better. 841 01:10:28,060 --> 01:10:29,540 My skin's cleared completely. 842 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,840 A miracle. 843 01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,280 Why is that, do you think? 844 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,120 I don't know. 845 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,700 I've never been so well. 846 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:42,520 This is my fiancée. 847 01:10:54,340 --> 01:10:57,520 Let me show you 848 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:15,580 So what do you think you're producing here? 849 01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:17,080 Building materials. 850 01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:18,800 Mainly asbestos. 851 01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:22,620 Thank you. 852 01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:24,520 You saved my life. 853 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,860 It's so long ago. 854 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,540 Do you think it may have been that factory? 855 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:36,800 It's possible. 856 01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,140 Who knows? 857 01:11:44,490 --> 01:11:45,670 I was happy working there. 858 01:11:46,890 --> 01:11:48,350 Though it was only for a year or two. 859 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:51,010 The place went bankrupt. 860 01:11:53,330 --> 01:11:55,430 They say no good deed goes unpunished. 861 01:11:56,810 --> 01:11:57,910 He worked there too. 862 01:11:58,650 --> 01:12:00,010 Dr Kapka, part-time. 863 01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:04,130 I suppose the same thing could have happened to him. 864 01:12:05,810 --> 01:12:06,830 You weren't to know. 865 01:12:07,270 --> 01:12:08,370 He wasn't to know. 866 01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:11,470 You breathed, that's all you did wrong. 867 01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:21,780 You breathed in the wrong place. 868 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:24,900 I have a feeling he died. 869 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,580 But he was a Jew, so he would have died anyway. 870 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,080 I know the names. 871 01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:33,120 They're so fancy good. 872 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,700 I bought some slippers there once. 873 01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:43,940 I wonder how long they're going to leave that body up there. 874 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:47,660 I heard him. 875 01:12:48,650 --> 01:12:52,190 battering at some door last night, begging to be let in. Somebody was after 876 01:12:52,190 --> 01:12:53,188 him. 877 01:12:53,190 --> 01:12:55,490 And the door was open. He thought he was safe. 878 01:12:56,650 --> 01:12:58,130 And they were there first. 879 01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:01,210 Ah. 880 01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:03,250 Take care. 60443

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