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Dump it by gamma ray

Turns into the Hulk

Ain't he a glamour ray

Wrecking the town with the power of a fool

Ain't no monster clown who is as lovable

As ever love and Hulk

Hulk, Hulk

Hulk, Hulk, Hulk

The Avengers, I remember them.

They thought they were pretty tough.

Now Thor, for instance, without that Uru Hammer,

he was just another Norse go.

And Iron Man, take away his jets and repulsors,

and what have you got?

A guy in a tin suit.

And it was his old tin suit at that.

Jan the Wasp.

Well, girls don't count.

And as for that friend of hers, Henry Pym,

he took pills to become giant man.

Me? I don't need any of those things.

I'm the Hulk, and I'm bigger and stronger than any of them.

We used to meet in Anthony Stark's mansion,

but Stark himself was hardly ever there.

Where is giant man?

We can't begin without him.

Fear not. He shall appear, my word on it.

It would be more seemly if you were retired

in more fitting remit than those filthy rags.

I'm the Hulk, and I wear what I want, so get lost.

Cherlish oaf, you dare speak to the God of Thunder

in that manner?

Hold it, Thor. We're all allies, remember?

Go ahead, Ben.

Wasp, and whence have you come?

The stork brought us, you handsome silly.

We came here in insect size, which is why you didn't see us.

Wasp and I can change size in a flash

by taking these instant capsules of mine.

Sorry we're late, but you know how long

it takes a woman to get ready.

Well, now we're all here. What next?

Even when there is no task before us,

we must meet regularly to get to know each other better.

I'd like to get to know that handsome Thor better,

much better.

But little do the Avengers know that a new danger

is hurtling down upon them,

shrieking through the boundless reaches of outer space

in the shape of a strange egg-like object.

After weeks of faster than light travel,

I am almost upon my objective.

In order to land on Earth unobserved,

I shall alter my shape and join this meteor form.

Now to land in this dark alley

and change to my natural form,

that of the space phantom.

Done.

Phase one completed in my plan to conquer the planet Earth.

But now I must find a way to reach the Avengers

without being detected.

And what easier way than merely assuming an Earthling's form?

And since two bodies cannot coexist simultaneously,

you, Earthling, are banished to limbo

between shadow and substance.

Begone.

It will be easy to catch the Avengers off guard,

for I know their secrets.

I have watched them from outer space.

But what the space phantom does not know

is that the top of their table is a TV warning screen.

Uh-oh. An intruder.

And not bad-looking, either.

He looks too sure of himself,

as though he's prepared for us.

Nobody can prepare for the Hulk.

Now calm down, big mother.

Injure him at thy peril.

Easy, Thor. Don't get the Hulk on a rampage.

Get out of the way, all of you.

I'll go and meet him alone.

The Hulk?

So you know me, eh?

What's happening to me?

Ah-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

You go to limbo

as the space phantom takes your identity.

How easy it is to replace helpless humans.

What happened to the intruder, Hulk?

Not if you're a blame business fool.

Hulk? No matter how tough you are,

that sort of talk is out.

Why, a rough plot?

Or I'll peel that armor off of you like a banana.

Hulk, you go too far.

Easy, Thor. I'll handle it.

You! I'll charge you with a scrap iron.

What could have changed the Hulk

into young, hostile, merciless attacker?

I'll teach you some manners, your green, tinted gargoyle.

That's what you think.

Iron Man, Hulk!

Avengers that fight a common enemy, not each other.

Stay out of this or you'll die.

Henry, Tim, are you going to let him get away with that?

Cease your fighting at my command.

Listen, Goldilocks, what gives you the right

to butt in like that?

My irresistible brutal hammer.

So be it.

Maybe you can stop Iron Man,

but knock me back.

Back, I say.

Oh, well, my plan is working.

Soon I shall succeed in breaking up the Avengers forever.

How can anything save the Avengers?

Is the real Hulk gone forever?

Now, for these two,

I must learn all I can about these humans

before I conquer them.

Ha, there's the one whose identity I first took.

I better interrupt them

before someone begins to suspect them soon.

I've been waiting for you, Hulk.

You're losing control.

I'd better get you back to your secret lab.

Uh-oh, this human knows the Hulk.

I must be careful.

Remember me, I'm the best friend you've got,

and it looks like you're in trouble again.

Jump before the police arrive.

Hurry.

Jump. So that's how the Hulk flies.

Well, while I have his body, I can do what he can.

Hulk, you're heading in the wrong direction.

I don't get you, Hulk.

You aren't yourself.

Hey, look out!

Human fool!

I am not the Hulk.

I am the space phantom.

I shall bring the real Hulk back.

As I turn into my true self.

Holy smoke!

I am simply demonstrating

that the most powerful being on Earth

is putty before the power of the space phantom.

Don't go, Hulk. Come back!

He shall return when it suits my purpose.

Now to finish off the Avengers.

Let's go!

Nearby at Anthony Stark's factory,

a missile gun is being readied for test firing.

I might as well break Stark's new price while I'm at it.

I mustn't set it off.

Good.

Any damage to human weapons will benefit me.

While recharging his transistor-powered heart activator,

Anthony Stark is interrupted by a merchant call.

What?

The Hulk stole my missile gun?

I'll become Iron Man immediately.

He'll get to the bottom of it.

What can the Hulk be up to?

He hasn't been acting himself lately, that's for sure.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

An unidentified flying object at 3 o'clock.

And I think I can guess who it is.

I am Man.

I'm reacting just as I suspected he would.

I knew we shouldn't have taken you to the Avengers.

Now I'm sure of it.

How easy for the space phantom to sow the seeds

of hate and distrust.

Even the Hulk does not possess armored electrical power.

He's too dangerous.

I've got to escape.

I don't understand.

That electric charge wasn't strong enough to cause him

to flee and panic that way, not the Hulk.

Meanwhile, as the space phantom instantaneously disappears,

he transforms himself into a tiny wasp.

And the real Hulk returns from limbo.

But so swift has the change been that Iron Man is unaware of it

and believes he is still fighting the same foe.

I've got to find some way to put him out of action.

Meanwhile, Rick rushes to his transmitter.

Calling Giant Man.

Do you read me, Giant Man?

An alien called a space phantom is a person hating the Hulk.

Need your help badly.

Over to you.

Sounds serious, Wasp.

Let's go.

He called Giant Man rather than Ant Man,

so it must be a top priority emergency.

While you double your size, I'll become Wasp's size.

Here goes nothing.

Henry Pym, did anyone ever tell you

that you have the most deliciously blue eyes?

Be serious, little one.

I have a feeling we have a strange and difficult task

ahead of us.

Nothing out of the way won't help you.

Wait till my next swing.

The Hulk waits for nothing.

I'll crush you like a flea.

Hold it, hold it.

Take it easy, little fella.

Giant Man, let go, you oversized clown.

Stay out of this, you hear?

As big as you are, I can still--

Listen to me, fault of you.

This is insane.

We're supposed to be allies.

What's happening to us?

You're right.

We're making fools of ourselves.

Giant Man, be careful.

I sense an evil presence here.

You got off lucky that time, mister.

But if you will ever crush me again--

Oh, quiet, you muscle-bound fool.

Didn't you hear the wasp?

He senses trouble.

Giant Man's partner.

What a stroke of luck for me.

A wasp?

Oh, attacking me, impossible.

Is the tiny wasp to be the next victim

of the sinister space phantom?

A few hundred yards away, Giant Man's

amazing cybernetic helmet picks up the frantic impulses

from the wasp's battle.

The signals come from Anthony Stark's factory.

Follow me.

Here we are.

Everything seems normal.

Through this door, the impulses are getting stronger.

Why bother with George?

Guided to the wasp by his sensitive helmet.

Wasps, thank heavens you're safe.

Oh, don't worry about me.

Look behind you quick.

But before the towering adventurer can turn around,

the space phantom has stolen his identity,

causing the real Giant Man to be instantly transported

into limbo.

Thank you, female human, for acting as a decoy for me.

I saw what happened.

You aren't Giant Man.

You've taken his form somehow, but you're not him.

I saw it too.

I don't know how, but you switched bodies with Giant Man.

The same thing must have happened to me.

My secret is out, eh?

No matter, it's too late to stop me now.

Be gone, wasp.

I have more important victims to vanquish.

And with the Avengers destroyed, the world

will tremble before the power of the space phantom.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I must get help.

If only I could find solver.

That's just a sample of what you'll

get if you don't bring back the real Giant Man.

Hey, you dare to threaten the space phantom?

Oh, who dares?

His strength is unbelievable.

Powerful, you Avengers are.

But not enough to withstand the space phantom.

Now the others approach.

Too limbo with you.

Be gone.

I'll quickly take Iron Man's form.

None will suspect until too late.

How can we know which one of us he is?

Come on, big guy.

He's the one.

I saw him.

He turned himself into Iron Man.

Grab him before he can change again.

We were to call Dr. Don Blake if we wanted to.

He knows how to contact you.

Oh, here's Blake now.

The wasp.

Trouble at Stark factory need Thor.

Wait outside.

I'll send for Thor.

Will do, Doc.

Who summons the god of thunder?

I, for the Avengers.

Then after hearing the wasp story.

Iron Man keeping hope and the Giant Man at bay.

He must be the space phantom.

It's time I did something.

This is the main control cable.

My jet disk.

A wire's been cut.

Thor's hammer stopped by my high-intensity magnetic propeller.

I've lost the element of surprise.

He's ready for me.

Aha, the battle reaches its climax.

Now all Earth shall feel the power of the platinum from space.

The elements are mine to command.

The storms do my bidding.

Witness!

He just pounded his hammer.

Now that the Percy brains stiffens my iron armor.

Alien spirit, you are thus helpless.

My shower has rusted you absolutely and completely.

Such overconfidence will ruin you as it did all the other Avengers.

So for the final indignity, I choose your body, Thor.

I sentence you to limbo.

But no sooner are the words spoken.

Oh, impossible.

Me?

To limbo instead of you?

Vanquish, Tron.

Your alien powers affect only humans.

But I am Thor, the Thunder God.

My life pledged to this Earth's protection.

I'm back.

It is ended, Iron Man.

The Avengers have triumphed.

But what happens when this space phantom returns?

He shall remain in limbo until someone comes to replace him.

That means he stays there forever.

It's strange.

For most of our battle, we did think we were fighting each other.

We never suspected--

And I never suspected how much all of you hated me.

Keep down.

So that's how I left the Avengers.

They didn't need me.

And I don't need them.

I'm still the strongest man on Earth.

I am the Hulk.

Duck-tooth banner, bouncing by gamma rays, turns into the Hulk.

Ain't he unglamorated?

Cracking the town with the power of a fool.

Ain't no monster found who is as lovable as ever-loving Hulk.

Hulk, Hulk.