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Jumping by gamma ray

Turns into the Hulk

Ain't he a glamour ray

Cracking the town with the power of a fool

Ain't no monster clown who is as lovable

As ever-loving Hulk

Hulk, Hulk

In a far-off land, the infamous one who calls himself the leader

anxiously seeks one special being.

My computers cannot be wrong.

Yet when I focus my world-probing scanner on the presents,

coordinates indicated there is nothing but a desert-mountain cave.

A solitary scientist working with complex machines.

It is imperative to my plan that I find the one called the Hulk.

I shall recheck my scanner and try again.

And in the desert cave, Dr. Bruce Banner has finished his experiment.

At last I've got the answer.

I must reach General Ross immediately.

The last problem for our new missile has been solved, and we can go.

Oh, hello.

No, I -- I shouldn't have gotten so excited.

I mustn't revert.

Not now.

And at this precise moment...

...a ricocheting bullet hits an unintended target.

Uh, on my head?

My head?

Army shoots Hulk.

Must get to cave.

Always hounding me.

Always shooting.

But they won't catch the Hulk.

Ah, my calculations were correct.

There is my green-hued one.

He's wounded.

No matter.

This is my opportunity.

What's happening?

Amazing way transformed into electro-waves, the Hulk disappears.

Only to reappear in the laboratory of the crafty leader.

Where am I?

What are you going to do?

Save your life.

I shall operate for that bullet.

On the operating table, one of the most fateful decisions of the Hulk's life is made.

No surgeon on Earth could remove it without damage.

But my gamma laser beam will dissolve it.

Ah, finished.

Now a shower of full intensity super gamma rays

will bring him back in his full strength.

So a short time later, the heavy eyelids open.

Then...

You're stronger than ever.

Even the scar is gone.

Stronger? Scar?

I dissolved the bullet that was in your brain.

Never forget that I saved your life.

These humanoids, I shall conquer the world.

And you shall be the commander of my warrior guard.

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm getting out.

Sure, I hate the world.

But work for a creep like you.

Hey, what the...

What's going on here?

It's sleep gas, which I'm immune.

I'll give you your orders when you awake.

But when the Hulk awaits...

Nobody orders the Hulk.

I'll show him.

I'll smash everything.

Attention, humanoids.

Hulk bomb rampage.

Find and attack.

I shall man control.

For the Babylon.

Hulk's a real rampage.

It opens with my statue down right.

I must get him under control or he'll rake everything.

They're not statues.

They're people in disguise.

Ah, Hulk can smash them all.

That club?

It's a ray gun.

Lasted, the Incredible Hulk falls.

While in the control room...

Little does the Hulk know

that when I dissolve the bullet in his brain,

I simultaneously plant a device in the aperture

whereby I can control his will,

placing him entirely in my power

for as long as I wish.

The device should be in full operation.

Attention.

My humanoids are running amok.

Blasting the Hulk with stun rays.

They'll kill him.

My controls must have short-circuited.

I've got to stop them.

Relentlessly, the emotionless humanoids

smash the helpless Hulk with excruciating stun rays.

Downed by the blast of the deadly weapon,

can even the Incredible Hulk survive their fatal radiation.

Stop!

Stop being you imbeciles!

Back your posts!

Sure glad you can control them.

I control them,

as I now control you.

Why, I mean, you control me!

Nobody, nobody controls the Hulk!

So, try to strike me.

Okay, don't ask for it.

It's forth you are completely under my control.

Now you must undergo tests

to prove your fitness to execute my master plan.

Tests? What kind of tests?

You shall soon find out.

Only, there is no feat of strength which he cannot perform.

He withstands the 100G pressure of my giant centrifuge,

extreme temperatures of heat and cold.

Under for half an hour, and I didn't see a bubble.

Now you know how powerful, how unbeatable the Hulk is.

Now tell me your plan.

You, my green complexion friend,

shall bring me the greatest prize in all the galaxies.

Let me explain.

A telescopic survey of the moon confirmed my suspicions.

There was intelligent life, an extreme close-up.

My camera revealed a strange, unearthly beam.

I locked my camera on him.

It trailed him from planet to planet across the known universe.

Seemingly, his only task was observation.

I so named him the Watcher.

He became an obstacle behind the Watcher's home planet.

Finally, I did.

It contained the greatest collection of scientific wonders

in all terrestrial time.

Can I but seize one of these scientific marvels?

I'll have powers beyond imagination.

And you, the Hulk, shall seize one for him.

You're mad.

I can jump higher than anybody, but I can't reach another planet.

Gamma rays made you the most powerful mortal ever to strike the Earth,

and they gave me the most brilliant brain.

I have a method.

What kind of place is this?

What's it do?

Lusosummi.

Even the speed of light could not reach the Watcher's planet in a lifetime.

But the speed of thought is instantaneous.

What do you mean?

The correct planetary coordinates were placed in your brain when I operated.

Farewell, Hulk.

Instantaneously, an indescribably swift thought pattern streaks through the galaxies.

Until...

Welcome to the planet of the Watcher.

I've been expecting you.

You were expecting me?

Roam at will.

Observe all you wish.

I offer no interference.

Everything looks crazy.

All this material comes from other planets for study.

Too much talk. Hulk doesn't understand.

Suddenly, a mental message rings out in the Hulk's brain,

in the strident tones of the leader.

Remember, I see and hear all that you do.

Bring me the ultimate machine.

I will show it to you.

What about the Watcher?

He'll not interfere.

Do not fail me.

Remember, you owe me your life.

I can't ever forget.

There.

That gleaming sphere suspended in space.

The ultimate machine.

Seize it.

Blast.

There is one small detail I omitted from your briefing.

A matter of life and death.

My last telescopic tracking revealed another emissary from another planet.

On the same mission as yours.

In fact, there he is.

Now.

He is the most powerful creature in the other galaxy.

Only by defeating him can you return to Earth.

Taken by surprise, beaten to the ground,

a dazed and shaken Hulk faces his most dangerous foe,

the lizard-skinned champion of the outer galaxy.

I am bred for battle.

As you shall see.

The Hulk locks in mortal combat with the lizard-skinned champion of the galaxies.

While the Watcher observes in grim silence.

I can't smash anything on Earth.

I must transfer the combatants to another area.

Before they damage my equipment.

A gesture from the Watcher's hand.

The Hulk and his awesome foe are frozen for a moment.

And transported to a distant place known only to the Watcher.

No matter where we fight,

the Hulk will win. You shall die.

Nobody can kill the Hulk.

Outwater.

The champion hurls himself and his opponent.

Deep into the murky waters.

This is my chance.

I'll trap him in giant clam.

He was too fast for me.

But I'll get him yet.

The beginning of the end.

Farewell, as you'll beat your doom.

Hulk must escape.

Leaving his defeated foe trapped in the champion emerges.

Show yourself, Watcher.

I've come to claim my prize.

The ultimate machine.

Nobody beats the Hulk.

Then before the startled, shaken alien can even make a move.

As the Hulk hurdles the champ into the air,

the lizard-like creature and the rock to which he claims,

vanishes.

What happened?

Where'd he go?

You convinced me that you are the superior.

I sent the lizard being back to his own planet.

And you, I return to my presence.

I came here to get something.

Unless I bring it back.

I'll never be free of the leader.

I shall not interfere with your quest.

I shall simplify your task, complete it, and be gone.

He thinks of something?

It happens.

Now, select the one object I shall indicate.

That radiant sphere.

I must obey.

But once this is done, I'll be free.

My ultimate machine.

Ah, success.

I'll bring you back to Earth immediately.

As the green dude giant streaks back through space,

another voice echoes in his brain.

The leader thinks he has beaten me.

So be it.

The final gambit has not yet been played.

That was the watcher.

I won. I won.

Planner, it's as if I ceased to know what this is.

Only I am fit to possess it.

And now that it is mine,

your brute strength is of no further use to me.

Within this sphere is recorded all the knowledge of the universe.

My moment has come.

The ultimate machine has the power to protect itself.

Meanwhile, it pours accumulated knowledge

of a thousand civilizations from a million planets into my brain.

I won.

No. No.

Not that. No more.

What's happening to him?

Something's wrong.

No. No more.

He's quiet.

He just turns there like a statue.

The leader is dead.

The watcher.

I come only to retrieve my sphere.

Thanks to its power, the leader is undone.

You recall, I tried in vain to warn him.

I remember.

Now I return to my rightful place.

Here I go.

I shall return you to yours.

Thus the Incredible Hulk is finally returned to his cave,

free of the evil leader, but forever trapped in a monster's body.