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Duck to banner
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Jumping by gamma ray
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Turns into the Hulk
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Ain't he a glamour ray
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Cracking the town with the power of a fool
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Ain't no monster clown who is as lovable
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As ever-loving Hulk
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Hulk, Hulk
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In a far-off land, the infamous one who calls himself the leader
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anxiously seeks one special being.
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My computers cannot be wrong.
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Yet when I focus my world-probing scanner on the presents,
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coordinates indicated there is nothing but a desert-mountain cave.
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A solitary scientist working with complex machines.
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It is imperative to my plan that I find the one called the Hulk.
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I shall recheck my scanner and try again.
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And in the desert cave, Dr. Bruce Banner has finished his experiment.
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At last I've got the answer.
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I must reach General Ross immediately.
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The last problem for our new missile has been solved, and we can go.
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Oh, hello.
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No, I -- I shouldn't have gotten so excited.
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I mustn't revert.
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Not now.
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And at this precise moment...
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...a ricocheting bullet hits an unintended target.
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Uh, on my head?
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My head?
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Army shoots Hulk.
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Must get to cave.
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Always hounding me.
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Always shooting.
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But they won't catch the Hulk.
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Ah, my calculations were correct.
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There is my green-hued one.
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He's wounded.
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No matter.
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This is my opportunity.
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What's happening?
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Amazing way transformed into electro-waves, the Hulk disappears.
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Only to reappear in the laboratory of the crafty leader.
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Where am I?
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What are you going to do?
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Save your life.
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I shall operate for that bullet.
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On the operating table, one of the most fateful decisions of the Hulk's life is made.
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No surgeon on Earth could remove it without damage.
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But my gamma laser beam will dissolve it.
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Ah, finished.
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Now a shower of full intensity super gamma rays
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will bring him back in his full strength.
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So a short time later, the heavy eyelids open.
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Then...
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You're stronger than ever.
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Even the scar is gone.
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Stronger? Scar?
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I dissolved the bullet that was in your brain.
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Never forget that I saved your life.
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These humanoids, I shall conquer the world.
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And you shall be the commander of my warrior guard.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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I'm getting out.
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Sure, I hate the world.
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But work for a creep like you.
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Hey, what the...
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What's going on here?
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It's sleep gas, which I'm immune.
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I'll give you your orders when you awake.
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But when the Hulk awaits...
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Nobody orders the Hulk.
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I'll show him.
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I'll smash everything.
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Attention, humanoids.
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Hulk bomb rampage.
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Find and attack.
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I shall man control.
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For the Babylon.
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Hulk's a real rampage.
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It opens with my statue down right.
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I must get him under control or he'll rake everything.
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They're not statues.
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They're people in disguise.
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Ah, Hulk can smash them all.
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That club?
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It's a ray gun.
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Lasted, the Incredible Hulk falls.
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While in the control room...
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Little does the Hulk know
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that when I dissolve the bullet in his brain,
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I simultaneously plant a device in the aperture
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whereby I can control his will,
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placing him entirely in my power
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for as long as I wish.
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The device should be in full operation.
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Attention.
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My humanoids are running amok.
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Blasting the Hulk with stun rays.
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They'll kill him.
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My controls must have short-circuited.
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I've got to stop them.
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Relentlessly, the emotionless humanoids
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smash the helpless Hulk with excruciating stun rays.
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Downed by the blast of the deadly weapon,
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can even the Incredible Hulk survive their fatal radiation.
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Stop!
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Stop being you imbeciles!
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Back your posts!
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Sure glad you can control them.
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I control them,
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as I now control you.
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Why, I mean, you control me!
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Nobody, nobody controls the Hulk!
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So, try to strike me.
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Okay, don't ask for it.
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It's forth you are completely under my control.
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Now you must undergo tests
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to prove your fitness to execute my master plan.
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Tests? What kind of tests?
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You shall soon find out.
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Only, there is no feat of strength which he cannot perform.
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He withstands the 100G pressure of my giant centrifuge,
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extreme temperatures of heat and cold.
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Under for half an hour, and I didn't see a bubble.
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Now you know how powerful, how unbeatable the Hulk is.
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Now tell me your plan.
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You, my green complexion friend,
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shall bring me the greatest prize in all the galaxies.
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Let me explain.
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A telescopic survey of the moon confirmed my suspicions.
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There was intelligent life, an extreme close-up.
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My camera revealed a strange, unearthly beam.
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I locked my camera on him.
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It trailed him from planet to planet across the known universe.
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Seemingly, his only task was observation.
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I so named him the Watcher.
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He became an obstacle behind the Watcher's home planet.
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Finally, I did.
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It contained the greatest collection of scientific wonders
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in all terrestrial time.
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Can I but seize one of these scientific marvels?
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I'll have powers beyond imagination.
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And you, the Hulk, shall seize one for him.
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You're mad.
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I can jump higher than anybody, but I can't reach another planet.
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Gamma rays made you the most powerful mortal ever to strike the Earth,
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and they gave me the most brilliant brain.
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I have a method.
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What kind of place is this?
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What's it do?
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Lusosummi.
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Even the speed of light could not reach the Watcher's planet in a lifetime.
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But the speed of thought is instantaneous.
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What do you mean?
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The correct planetary coordinates were placed in your brain when I operated.
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Farewell, Hulk.
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Instantaneously, an indescribably swift thought pattern streaks through the galaxies.
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Until...
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Welcome to the planet of the Watcher.
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I've been expecting you.
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You were expecting me?
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Roam at will.
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Observe all you wish.
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I offer no interference.
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Everything looks crazy.
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All this material comes from other planets for study.
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Too much talk. Hulk doesn't understand.
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Suddenly, a mental message rings out in the Hulk's brain,
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in the strident tones of the leader.
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Remember, I see and hear all that you do.
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Bring me the ultimate machine.
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I will show it to you.
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What about the Watcher?
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He'll not interfere.
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Do not fail me.
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Remember, you owe me your life.
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I can't ever forget.
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There.
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That gleaming sphere suspended in space.
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The ultimate machine.
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Seize it.
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Blast.
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There is one small detail I omitted from your briefing.
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A matter of life and death.
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My last telescopic tracking revealed another emissary from another planet.
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On the same mission as yours.
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In fact, there he is.
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Now.
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He is the most powerful creature in the other galaxy.
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Only by defeating him can you return to Earth.
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Taken by surprise, beaten to the ground,
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a dazed and shaken Hulk faces his most dangerous foe,
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the lizard-skinned champion of the outer galaxy.
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I am bred for battle.
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As you shall see.
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The Hulk locks in mortal combat with the lizard-skinned champion of the galaxies.
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While the Watcher observes in grim silence.
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I can't smash anything on Earth.
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I must transfer the combatants to another area.
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Before they damage my equipment.
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A gesture from the Watcher's hand.
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The Hulk and his awesome foe are frozen for a moment.
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And transported to a distant place known only to the Watcher.
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No matter where we fight,
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the Hulk will win. You shall die.
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Nobody can kill the Hulk.
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Outwater.
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The champion hurls himself and his opponent.
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Deep into the murky waters.
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This is my chance.
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I'll trap him in giant clam.
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He was too fast for me.
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But I'll get him yet.
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The beginning of the end.
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Farewell, as you'll beat your doom.
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Hulk must escape.
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Leaving his defeated foe trapped in the champion emerges.
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Show yourself, Watcher.
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I've come to claim my prize.
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The ultimate machine.
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Nobody beats the Hulk.
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Then before the startled, shaken alien can even make a move.
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As the Hulk hurdles the champ into the air,
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the lizard-like creature and the rock to which he claims,
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vanishes.
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What happened?
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Where'd he go?
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You convinced me that you are the superior.
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I sent the lizard being back to his own planet.
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And you, I return to my presence.
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I came here to get something.
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Unless I bring it back.
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I'll never be free of the leader.
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I shall not interfere with your quest.
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I shall simplify your task, complete it, and be gone.
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He thinks of something?
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It happens.
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Now, select the one object I shall indicate.
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That radiant sphere.
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I must obey.
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But once this is done, I'll be free.
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My ultimate machine.
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Ah, success.
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I'll bring you back to Earth immediately.
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As the green dude giant streaks back through space,
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another voice echoes in his brain.
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The leader thinks he has beaten me.
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So be it.
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The final gambit has not yet been played.
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That was the watcher.
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I won. I won.
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Planner, it's as if I ceased to know what this is.
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Only I am fit to possess it.
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And now that it is mine,
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your brute strength is of no further use to me.
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Within this sphere is recorded all the knowledge of the universe.
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My moment has come.
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The ultimate machine has the power to protect itself.
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Meanwhile, it pours accumulated knowledge
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of a thousand civilizations from a million planets into my brain.
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I won.
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No. No.
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Not that. No more.
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What's happening to him?
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Something's wrong.
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No. No more.
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He's quiet.
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He just turns there like a statue.
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The leader is dead.
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The watcher.
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I come only to retrieve my sphere.
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Thanks to its power, the leader is undone.
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You recall, I tried in vain to warn him.
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I remember.
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Now I return to my rightful place.
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Here I go.
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I shall return you to yours.
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Thus the Incredible Hulk is finally returned to his cave,
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free of the evil leader, but forever trapped in a monster's body.
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