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Dumpin' by gamma ray

Turns into the Hulk

Ain't he unglamorated?

Wreckin' the town with the power of a fool

Ain't no monster clown who is as lovable

As ever lovin' Hulk

Hulk, Hulk

In a hidden cave beneath the burning sands of the desert,

we find the Incredible Hulk,

about to go into one of his fantastic body transitions.

No, not again.

Don't let it happen again.

I don't want a change.

I want to remain as I am.

I want to be the Hulk.

I want that.

It's too late.

It's over.

Hulk is gone.

Am I really Bruce Banner, or is the Hulk my true self?

At a nearby Air Force Base,

General Ross is laying the law down to his daughter, Betty.

I'll tell you why Bruce Banner has disappeared.

He knows the robot he built is a flop.

Oh, Dad, I just can't believe that of Bruce.

Look, Dad, it's Bruce. I told you he'd return.

Banner, where in Sam Hill have you been?

I was all set to test that infernal robot of yours without you.

Mm, it looks like they're all set for the robot test.

Later, as Bruce Banner works on his robot,

his mind is in a turmoil.

This will be the most indestructible machine on Earth.

By going inside of it, a man will be able to walk through an atomic explosion.

If only I can finish it before...

before I become the Hulk again.

Oh, the General.

Banner, our test time has been moved up.

Have that contraption ready at 0800 hours tomorrow morning.

Yes, sir, I understand. It'll be ready.

What's that noise? Someone in the hall outside.

But who? Could it be a spy?

Stop! Come back here! You won't get away!

I've allowed myself to become tense, excited.

It's causing another chemical reaction within me.

I... too... too late.

Can't resist anymore.

And why should I want to be the weak, powerless Bruce Banner

when I can be the invincible Hulk instead?

I've got to get away, out where there's room to flex my muscles

to plan my next attack.

Meanwhile, the unknown man Bruce Banner has been chasing

returned to the huge robot, having overpowered an unsuspecting watchman.

Banner himself was supposed to test this robot, but he's disappeared.

Well, Banner's on time, for once.

Let's get the test started.

General, we found this man. He's been knocked unconscious.

It must have been Dr. Banner who did it.

He was the only one in the building.

Banner, attack you.

Quick, give the order to stop the test.

Dad, it's too late. The robot is already in the test area.

Quick, dispatch that remote control tank to stop the robot.

Banner built this device well.

What a weapon. I can sell this to any foreign country.

Now I'll find out how good it is of the attack.

I've destroyed the unmanned tank with one blow at the robot door.

Sir, we've lost contact with the drone tank.

The robot must have destroyed it.

Alert all units. The robot must be stopped.

As long as I remain inside the robot, nothing can harm me.

A short distance away, baleful eyes watch the lumbering metal monster.

It looks familiar.

Now I know Banner built it.

He must have built it to defeat me.

A Hulk charging toward me.

This will be the greatest test if I can survive an attack by the Hulk.

It's Mr. Powerless.

Now I'll finish you as only the Hulk can.

It still stands.

For the first time, the Hulk faces a foe he cannot smash by sheer brute force.

Confused and enraged, the green-tinted Titan goes berserk,

causing his dramatic transformation to begin again.

Everything is spinning round. I'm changing again.

Have to get away before it happens. Mustn't little robot see me change?

Now it's my turn, Hulk.

I've got to roll away before the change happens.

I've beaten the Hulk.

It's Dr. Banner. He's still alive. Better call the General.

So there you are. What happened to the robot?

I don't know where the robot is. I wasn't in it.

Don't lie to me, boy.

Dad, can't you see he isn't well?

What? Yes, I understand, sir. I'll tell the General.

Sir, it seems Banner is telling the truth. The robot has been sighted moving in the desert.

Order a pursuit! On the double!

Oh, Bruce, you're in the clear.

Am I? I wonder.

Will the robot Bruce Banner built to protect the human race

now become a menace to mankind?

Confident after his victory over the Hulk,

the indestructible robot wanders through the desert,

then by a freak accident of fate he stumbles into one of the hidden caves

which Bruce Banner uses as a secret research lab.

The camouflage cave, filled with scientific apparatus.

What a great stroke of luck for me.

I can construct a crude missile powerful enough to destroy the nearby rocket base.

In time, having changed back to his normal identity,

the brilliant Dr. Bruce Banner works feverishly at the base lab.

It was I who created the robot that I must be the one to destroy it.

I'll need an electronic scanner in order to track him down.

Whoever it is who locked himself inside the robot

can become the most powerful man on earth if he hasn't stopped.

It's about time you got here, Major.

I was just about to call the Pentagon again.

I regret the delay, General.

I've spent the past two weeks studying all the records of Bruce Banner's career.

I'm convinced that your suspicions are well-founded, sir.

That's all? Good work, Major.

I can see we'll get along just fine.

Father, I wondered...

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were busy.

That's all right, my dear. Come in.

I want you to meet our new security chief, Major Talbot.

This is indeed a pleasure, Miss Ross.

General, I wondered if your daughter would mind showing me around the base.

Oh, of course, Major.

Betty will be glad to show you around.

And at that very moment, the man in question

is desperately trying to pick up the trail of his out-of-control robot.

My electronic scanner is vibrating more strongly.

I must be getting closer.

I see someone climbing the slope of a hill,

carrying some sort of mechanical device.

It must be Bruce Banner.

He's always conducting experiments in the hills.

I'll sit down on that nearby ridge, Major.

An army helicopter!

They must be after me, the fools!

It's Betty.

Why did you follow me here?

The robot.

He spotted the ship.

He's going to try and smash it.

I've got to stop him yet.

What can I do? I'm too far away.

Bruce Banner can't do anything to stop the robot.

What the hulk can?

Miss Ross, look out!

That boulder must have struck a ledge and shattered.

You tried to save me by using your own body as a shield.

Oh, your shoulder. You're hurt.

It's just a bruise, Betty.

If I may call you Betty.

And as the General's daughter seems to see her handsome escort in a new light,

a raging human engine of destruction

attacks his slow-moving adversary with the fury of an unleashed tornado.

Within this invulnerable robot's body,

I'm completely safe from harm, even at the hands of the hulk.

I can't hurt him.

Your brainless, muscled-bunk clod!

Now are you convinced I cannot be harmed?

Can't let go.

If I drop into the bottomless pit, I'll never get out.

Too bad, hulk.

Even your strength couldn't prevail against the genius of Dr Banner's invention.

Here, that hulk, it's a missile I've aimed at the heart of the army base,

and nothing can stop it.

Only one chance.

I'll throw myself to the other side of the pitch

and bounce like a rubber ball.

And away!

The missile's heading for the army base.

Everything that exists has its limits,

and the titanic strength of the hulk is no exception.

He plummets to earth like a wounded dragon.

And there, his battered body lies, until...

Look! That figure below! It's the hulk!

It must have been he who hurled the boulder at us.

Although I lost the trail of Bruce Banner, we've made an even bigger find.

I've got to get word back to the base before he recovers.

Every second of my life, I'll take it.

I've got to get word back to the base before he recovers. Every second counts.

The hulk? You're sure?

Oh, stay with him, Major.

I'll have a volunteer task force on the scene immediately.

These chains are a special design worked out by Dr Banner.

Nothing can break them. He's fully secured now.

Away!

Look, he's coming too.

I'm in chains. Can't move.

Not no one can keep the hulk up, prisoner.

The chains are holding him. By thunder, we've really got him.

Now we'll make him talk. We'll learn where he came from.

I'm afraid of what we learned.

Will the hulk, with his incredible strength, be able to break out of the unbreakable chains?

Or will he be transformed back into Bruce Banner?

Ah, you're helpless at last. You'll never escape me.

Not till I finally learn the truth about you.

I must break free before he learns who I really am.

While many thousands of miles from the closely guarded missile base,

a mysterious figure barks orders into a powerful transmitter.

Chameleon, this is the leader.

The agent I sent to steal their robot has not returned from the missile base.

You must learn if his disappearance has anything to do with the hulk's capture.

That seems like a simple enough task for the infallible chameleon.

Soon, the man of many faces is on his way to the missile base, wearing a new disguise.

The leader's agent was probably killed by the hulk, which gives me an idea.

Finally, the jet lands outside the army base.

And a few minutes later, the chameleon, in another disguise, reaches the office of General Ross.

So that's Thunderbolt Ross. All I need is this one good look at him.

Now to return to the base and carry out my most daring plan,

I shall make an ally of the rampaging hulk.

And so because no serviceman would dare to interfere with a passerby who seems to be the commanding general,

the chameleon reaches his quarry with ease.

Captain, dismiss your men. I want to be alone with the prisoner.

But sir, if he should escape.

That was an order, Captain. Yes, sir.

But as the troops depart, the pulse rate of the hulk reaches its critical peak,

and once again, his incredible transformation begin.

I'm changing. I'm becoming a puny Bruce Banner again.

Finally, hundreds of pounds lighter, Bruce Banner is able to easily slip through the chains built to hold the enormous hulk.

I've got to change clothes before the general realizes who the hulk really is.

He's gone. But the chains are still intact. Someone else must have freed him. But who?

Now, if I can make it to my room, well, that search patrol is seeing me.

A short time later, at the office of the real General Ross...

Of course, I never ordered the guard details to leave their posts.

It was some braggetty blank impostor. And now the hulk is escaped.

General Ross, I heard what happened. Can I give any help?

Banner! Where in Sam Hill have you been? You've got a lot of explaining to do, mister.

There's nothing to explain, sir. I was doing research in the caves nearby.

Dr. Banner, I've been hearing some disturbing rumors about you.

I'm not interested in rumors, Major. Good day.

Later, as Bruce Banner returns to his laboratory, a hidden figure bounces on him.

Taken completely by surprise, the hapless scientist is securely bound by the chameleon.

I haven't yet learned what I came here to find out.

But if I take the identity of Banner himself, all his secret discoveries will soon be mine.

What a find! A working model of his gamma bomb!

Bruce, darling, I couldn't wait to see you when I heard you were safe.

Blast it! Who is she? Look, I'm busy now. Come back later.

Something's wrong. You've changed. You're not Bruce Banner. You're an impostor.

You are clever, young lady. Far too clever for your own good.

I've got to break free. A chameleon won't let Betty leave here alive.

And as the struggling Dr. Banner becomes more desperate, his pulse rate increases. Until at last.

No puny ropes can hold me. Stay back!

This is a gamma grenade bomb. If I drop it, we all die.

We've got to run. A mere bomb won't stop the Hulk for long.

Our patrol's coming. They mustn't chain me again.

I've done it! I've driven off the Hulk!

It's the Hulk! Quick! Radio headquarters!

Now to get rid of that girl and deliver the gamma bomb to the leader.

A rocket sled. Just the place to hide a meddling female.

It's the Hulk again! That will keep him occupied long enough for me to escape.

Blast it! Stay back or I'll blow us all to smithereens.

Put Stamps behind me. The patrol's attacking. I'll stab them like gnats.

I've got to escape with my life. Even the bomb doesn't matter anymore.

I'll use it to destroy the Hulk and the entire army post with him!

I remember. Banner built a bomb. If it explodes, everyone will die.

While the smoke clears, the Hulk slowly rises to his knees as the powerful gamma rays change him

once again into the gallant Dr. Bruce Banner. Then having saved the entire post,

the gallant scientist races away, unheralded, unrewarded,

ever dreading that terrible moment when fate transforms him again into the incredible Hulk.

As ever, love and Hulk. Hulk. Hulk.