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Watch that big janker go down.

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Ah-ha!

Look at them run!

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Murat, please don't shoot the harmless game.

Silence and hell.

No one can tell Warlord Murat what to do.

Not even your father, emperor of the Skrull planet.

My love, just treason you speak.

Ah, treason indeed.

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Is it treason to want to conquer earth

for the glory of the Skrull empire?

No.

But still your father refuses to consent to our marriage.

Still, he distrusts me.

Me?

His greatest warlord.

I say the treason is his.

No, no, my love.

You have a cruel and savage heart.

Oh, why do I love you so?

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Do not despair, my princess.

Your father cannot long deny me your hand

after I have captured the Fantastic Four.

What?

The Fantastic Four?

Yes, my dear, the Fantastic Four.

Listen, Stretcho.

I don't mind flying the tests for your new rocket fuel,

but I want to be home tomorrow night for my birthday party.

That's it, Benji boy.

Hurry home and blow out the candles on your little cake.

Why?

I might get mad and blow out your little flame.

Hey, everybody, look.

I have meteorites approaching on my middle distance scope.

Can you spot them, Ben?

Not yet.

Uh-oh, there they are.

Turn out, Ben.

Hey, this thing won't steer.

I'm locked on course.

Fire, retros.

We're slowing down, but look at that thick one dead ahead.

It's pulling us right in.

Hang on, everybody. We're gonna bump.

We're snuck right up to it, and we're starting to move.

It's towing us.

Boy, we're picking up space.

What's that a hit?

Watch it.

A meteorite is pulling us into a space-time warp.

That means we're headed for subspace.

Whoa!

That was some joyride.

Where are we?

We've still got our rock.

We're actually in subspace,

where no other Earthship has ever been before.

Could you sort of explain just what that means?

I'm kind of a country boy, you know.

Sure, Ben. Look here.

I have an astral projection chart.

I'll try to explain.

Remember Einstein's theory?

I'm sure you're right.

I'll try to explain. Remember Einstein's theory?

That the universe is like a ball?

We have just passed through the subspace edge of the ball,

and are at this point ready to enter the Skrull galaxy.

The Skrull galaxy?

But the Skrulls have sworn to destroy us.

Correct suit.

I'm afraid our troubles have only begun.

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Look around, folks.

Here we are on Skrull.

Well, where are all the Skrulls?

We?

Yes, Sue.

We have company.

Yeah.

Are they going to attack?

No, they are not Skrulls.

They're some human-like form of plant life.

Maybe I could make friends.

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Behind the rocks. We're under attack.

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They're firing some sort of rainbows.

Hey, Swartz, look over there at that rock wall.

Yes, they're shadows.

Let's prepare to attack.

Sue, build up your force field.

Dust you.

The earthlings are amongst the rocks.

We shall rush them.

We will go out this end and draw their fire.

You stay here and be ready to throw your force field in front of us.

All right, Skrulls, let's move out.

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Sue, force field is holding.

Let's rush them.

No.

Wait till they recharge their ray guns and we'll get them.

I must recharge.

Cover me.

I'm out, too.

We are all low.

Sue, cut your force field.

It's clobberin' time.

Let's go.

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I just love clobberin' time.

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They're out like lights.

Johnny, come on back before they come, too.

What's wrong with Sue?

What's the matter?

My force field seemed to have stopped all my strength.

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Freeze.

My flame is going out.

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You're out of gas, too.

Boy, I'm as weak as a kitten.

Who knew what's wrong?

We're using an immobilized array that penetrates Sue's force field.

It's temporarily neutralized our fantastic powers.

You're quite right, Mr. Richards.

You should have done away with us when you had the chance.

Now we intend to fully immobilize you.

This will be quite painless,

but we'll leave you rigid for a short period.

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Now, gather them up and we shall deliver them to our illustrious leader,

Warlord Morant.

Put them above the ship, then we'll be off.

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Soon I shall be able to convince your father, the emperor, then.

Go ahead.

We have returned to the castle with a fantastic roar.

They are in the holding room.

I don't know when I felt so tired.

I've got about one candle power.

Quiet, everyone. We're being watched.

A picture right above you, Ben. The eyes moved.

Ah, Richards, your extraordinary powers are at a low end.

You are absolutely in my power.

Yes, you arranged for the magnetic meteorite to bring us here.

What purpose, Morant, I ask?

Your answer will come later.

So for now, good-bye.

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All and ever, we must be on our guard.

You must tell the emperor that you've captured the Fantastic Four.

Of course, my love.

I have no secrets for my beloved emperor.

You must go, but tell not your father of the Fantastic Four.

That is my surprise. Away, my love.

You must swear to deliver the earthlings to my father at once.

On my honor. At my most opportune time.

Farewell.

Our oil scrolls to me.

It's time to strike. At last I have the means to overthrow the weakling emperor.

Father, have you heard from Warlord Morant?

About what, my daughter?

He promised me he would tell you of the capture of the famous Earth Quartet, the Fantastic Four.

Why, my scepter, this smacks of treason.

Father, he has not told you of the capture?

No, I trust him not. He longs to wear my crown.

The Fantastic Four here on Skrull.

Oh, father, there must be a reason.

Have trust in your faithful Warlord Morant.

This time he has gone too far.

Order the imperial guard to the rocket sheds.

We leave for Morant's castle.

Hello, my guests. How do you find my hospitality?

I get lost.

Quiet, you miserable thing. Speak when you are spoken to.

I address your leader, Mr. Richards.

Okay, what do you want from us, Morant?

I want to enlist your aid in overthrowing the tyrant emperor.

And if we refuse?

My men will slay.

And we think on it.

It's your time. Your powers are nullified for the next 72 hours.

Call me when you've made up your mind.

But remember, you have a time limit.

You know, he could be wrong on his estimated time of our immobility.

And get up and give yourself a test.

Okay, these walls are marbled stone.

I'll see if I can put a dent in them.

Boom!

Well, I'm not with it yet. How about you, Johnny?

Nothing. Just a little smoke.

I don't even feel up to trying, my force-feel.

That does it. We'll stall for time while I work out some sort of plan.

How much longer, pilots, to the warlord's castle?

Perhaps ten minutes, my emperor.

A fighter passes us at three o'clock. Low.

Yes, I see.

If the princess is ship, she is going to see Morant against my wishes.

And a thousand pounds of thrust.

We must get to Morant's castle before her.

With this layout of the emperor's palace, we will be able to overthrow the...

Oh, Morant! My father approaches!

Your father? The emperor? Coming here? Why?

Because I thought my father would be pleased when I told him of your capture of the Fantastic Four.

You told him? You fool!

You've meddled in my business once too often.

I'm Lieutenant. There's not a moment to lose.

Anyone expecting guests?

I have decided that your time is up.

You have a choice of either aiding me, or death.

Which shall it be?

You leave us very little choice.

So if you will send one of your men to our spaceship,

you will find an inter-ray gun in the control room.

Now! Don't give it to them!

Hey, Ree!

Don't give it to me!

You will find an inter-ray gun in the control room. Now! Don't give it to them!

Hey, Ree! What are you doing?

Ree! How could you?

What? What of this weapon, Richards?

With it, you'll be able to gain the throne.

When you get it, are we free to go?

Yes, as soon as you instruct me in its use.

You show him how to use that gun, and we'll never see my birthday cake.

Trust me, Ben. I know what I'm doing.

If I just had my flame, Rat would never get his hands on that inter-ray.

I ask you to trust me.

This gun is most heavy. It must be powerful.

The Emperor's fleet, the Warlord, must be warned.

When the weapon is brought to me, be most careful in your instructions,

as my men will have you covered in all times.

My lord! He is here! Here is the weapon.

But the Emperor is here, on his way to the castle.

Quick, fool! Give it to me!

Here, Richards! Explain the mechanism. There's no time to lose.

It's really quite simple. You're simple.

In the head, read Richards! Traitor!

You just engaged this clutch.

Thank you! That's all I want to know.

Now, Earthlings, you die!

I knew it! The traitor!

The thing dies first! Then you'll torch!

And now the girl!

Rat, you promised!

What is going on? He does not die!

The joke's on you, Marat.

We needed that charge to regain our fantastic powers.

My strength is back! It's clobberin' time!

I can flame again!

I can turn invisible!

And you better not use such a dangerous toy!

To the barracks, men! Charge!

Everyone go into full power! We must capture Marat!

We must finish off the Fantastic Four men,

or soon the Emperor and his men will be upon us.

Here's the plan.

Sue, you throw your force field in front of Ben and me,

and, Johnny, you take off and melt their guns.

Okay, Sue, disappear and get out there! Go!

You're next, Johnny. Get up high and watch for my signal.

There they are! Fire!

Something is wrong! Increase intensity!

Be bloody confused!

I'll call down Johnny.

Okay, gang! Here I come!

Ben, go for Marat. I'll cover you.

It's clobberin' time!

Come on, Sue! You torch! You... you...

Oh, big boy!

We've got him on the run!

Hold! Stop this conflict! Seize the Earthlings!

Don't try it, Your Majesty. We won't be taken alive!

Father! Wait, father!

Do not destroy the Earthlings.

It was they who really saved you.

What say you, girl?

I know now that the evil warlord Marat did not love me.

He only coveted your crown.

But, Doc, I suspected it!

Earthlings, come before me!

You must be Richards, leader of the Fantastic Four.

And he's right, Your Majesty.

What does my daughter mean by saying that it was you who saved me?

Oh, Lord Marat tried to force us to aid him in overthrowing your reign.

And how did you overcome him?

We managed to have him fire on us with our own weapon,

which I knew would restore our powers.

Where is the evil one now? Dead?

No, Your Honor. I thought you might want a few hundred words with him.

So, Your Honor...

Here's your trusted warlord.

I can explain!

I'll deal with him later.

Now, I expect you would like to get back to your ship.

Yes, Your Majesty.

It will be my pleasure to personally escort you back to your ship.

Let us go.

It is too bad that the subspace separates our planets,

for the Skrulls could become good friends with Earthmen.

I am sure of it. Goodbye, Your Majesty.

This spaceship sure can handle better without that rock on its nose.

Do we have to go back through that terrible subspace?

I'm afraid so, Sue. There's no other way.

Yeah!

Wow. I wouldn't want to make this trip every day.

It's too hard on the molars.

Well, we made it.

Prepare for re-entry.

Earth's coming up fast.

What's all that noise?

Sounds like a mark.

Some kind of trouble, I bet you.

I'll never get to celebrate my birthday again.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

What? What?

Happy Birthday!

It's a fantastic four band club.

They've remembered your birthday.

My birthday?

My birthday?

Yeah, yeah, man!

What's wrong, Ben?

Nothing.

I reckon this is the best birthday I ever had.

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