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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:07,384 Sweetheart, you look beautiful. 2 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:08,385 Thank you, Darling. 3 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,686 What time's our reservation? 4 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:10,854 Eight o'clock. 5 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,922 Any regrets about not having a party? 6 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,357 Nope. 7 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:18,094 I want to celebrate our first wedding anniversary alone. 8 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,162 So do I. 9 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,998 How about us? One whole year. 10 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,639 Oh! 11 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,103 Aunt Clara! 12 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,979 Oh. Oh, dear. 13 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:38,681 I thought I'd drop in for your... 14 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,805 To wish you a happy anniversary. 15 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:46,489 But I didn't know it was going to be so hard a drop. 16 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:49,159 Oh, dear. Ooh! Let me help you up. 17 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,160 Oh! 18 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,394 Let me fix your hat. 19 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,938 It doesn't look like anything's broken. 20 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,734 I want to wish you a happy anniversary 21 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:01,905 and give you these tokens of my affection. 22 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,962 If I can find them, of course. 23 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:07,577 Aunt Clara, you shouldn't have. 24 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:08,811 Oh, now. 25 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,313 I think that's yours. Thank you. 26 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,481 And that's yours. 27 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,083 Let's open them inside. 28 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,739 All right. 29 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,456 Oh, no. 30 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,779 Right over here. 31 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,094 Let me take this. 32 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,395 Thank you, dear. Thank you. 33 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:29,632 Oh, Aunt Clara, what a lovely apron. 34 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,800 Oh? 35 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,570 That is beautiful, Aunt Clara. 36 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,771 Let's see what we have here. 37 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,340 Aww. Ah, a golf cap! 38 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:38,841 Just what I've been meaning to buy. 39 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:41,466 I'm going to put this in the kitchen to wear at breakfast. 40 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:46,282 What do you think? 41 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,817 I don't know. 42 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,619 I-I-I think it's a little small. 43 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:50,620 I'll exchange it. 44 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,155 Oh, don't be silly. 45 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,356 No, I'll cast a spell 46 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,058 and everything will be quite all right. 47 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,726 Don't go to any trouble, Aunt Clara... 48 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,262 Abba-dabba-dabba Dabba-dabba-abba 49 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:02,954 Remedium decapito zippirare! 50 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,466 I goofed. 51 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:10,600 Aunt Clara, 52 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,068 I'm sorry we have to run out on you, 53 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,012 but we have a reservation for 8:00. 54 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,706 What's that? 55 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,142 Th-th-th-that's your husband. 56 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,566 Darrin? 57 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,347 Darrin. 58 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,371 Darrin! 59 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,784 What did she do to you? 60 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:31,354 Well, the cap was too small. 61 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,788 And I made it the right size, 62 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:35,225 but I got it on the wrong head. 63 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,627 Aunt Clara, this is terrible! 64 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,663 You bring Darrin back right this minute! 65 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:45,390 Well, uh... Zilcho casa casa directo! 66 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:52,564 Chavas havas formsbe! 67 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,514 I-I-I think you better do this for me, dear. 68 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,816 Yes, maybe I'd better. 69 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,784 What words did you use? 70 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:02,819 What words? 71 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,754 What magic words? 72 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,524 Oh, what magic words? 73 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:11,928 Well, I started with abba-dabba-dabba... 74 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,697 Or was it abba-dabba-doobie? 75 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,832 Please, Aunt Clara, you have to remember. 76 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,368 This is very serious. 77 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,736 If you can't remember the exact words 78 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,373 then you can't break that spell and neither can I. 79 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,975 Is that so? 80 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,743 Oh, dear. 81 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,680 You mean not even you, a bloody relation? 82 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:33,750 I'm sor... Excuse... A blood relation? 83 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,141 Not even anyone. 84 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,546 I began with dobba-dabba-dibba... 85 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,715 Sweetheart? 86 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,696 Sweetheart, can you understand me? 87 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,754 If you can, raise your right hand. 88 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,001 Well, thank heaven. 89 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:53,770 At least you're still here, in spirit. 90 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,339 Now, don't you worry, darling. 91 00:04:56,363 --> 00:05:00,009 We'll have you back in your own body before you know it. 92 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,911 Meanwhile, I better call the Starlight Roof 93 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,868 and tell them we'll be a little late. 94 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:19,362 Darrin, breakfast is ready. 95 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,069 All right, darling. 96 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:28,671 How did you sleep? 97 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,343 Lousy? 98 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,377 Well, I'm sorry, 99 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,779 but I didn't sleep too well, either. 100 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:42,051 Darrin, why don't you try to relax 101 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,086 and eat your breakfast? 102 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,977 What would you like? 103 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,133 Darrin, breakfast is the... Thank you. 104 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,368 Most important meal of the day. 105 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,504 Black coffee is not enough. 106 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,995 How about a nice, ripe banana? 107 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,480 Oh. 108 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,847 Oh, Darrin, please. 109 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,483 I'm terribly sorry. 110 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,384 I wasn't thinking. 111 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,653 Darrin, please come back. 112 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:18,677 Please? 113 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,496 Larry Tate, please. 114 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,486 Mrs. Darrin Stephens. 115 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,501 Oh, hi, Larry. 116 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:32,768 Oh, I'm fine. 117 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,171 But I'm afraid Darrin isn't, 118 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:38,575 so he won't be able to go to work today. 119 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:39,942 No, no, nothing serious. 120 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,279 Let's just say he isn't his usual self. 121 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,147 May you speak with him? 122 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,148 Uh, no. 123 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:47,517 Why? 124 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,573 Well... 125 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,954 because he lost his voice. 126 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,256 He's got laryngitis. 127 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,358 Yes, that's what he's got, all right. 128 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:59,195 A very severe case of laryngitis. 129 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:01,598 Oh, I will, Larry. Thank you. 130 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,321 Goodbye. 131 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:10,395 Sweetheart, Larry wishes you a very speedy recovery. 132 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,509 Good morning, Samantha. 133 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,178 Mother, there's something I have to tell you. 134 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:17,614 Good morning Derwood. 135 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,283 Darrin. Whatever. 136 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,418 You recognized him. 137 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,820 I'd know Delbert anywhere. 138 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:27,657 I just left your Aunt Clara. 139 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,181 Poor dear, she feels terribly guilty. 140 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:34,364 Samantha, should you allow him to sit on the sofa? 141 00:07:34,388 --> 00:07:36,566 He'll shed hair all over it. 142 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,534 It's his house. 143 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,492 He can shed hair wherever he wants. 144 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,111 How remarkable. 145 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,548 A writing chimpanzee. 146 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,684 "Tell her to get lost." 147 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,851 Who, me? 148 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,087 Mother, What? 149 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,723 I think our problem amuses you. 150 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:03,726 Oh, Samantha, how can you say such a thing? 151 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,994 You're my children. 152 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:08,665 You're my daughter, he's my son-in-law. 153 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:14,270 I love him very, very, very much. 154 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,506 Don't be a hypocrite. 155 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,808 You didn't love him before, why would you love him now? 156 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,643 He needs me. 157 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,827 He also needs something to go out and play in. 158 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,350 Oh, that's adorable. 159 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,652 Come on, Precious. 160 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,354 Try it on. 161 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,685 Oh, Darrin. 162 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,533 Did I insult him? 163 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,539 He probably thinks it would make him look like a sissy. 164 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:53,476 I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, 165 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,646 but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive. 166 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,648 His name is Darrin. 167 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,850 Mother, What? 168 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,553 Would you stay here and take care of him? 169 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,987 I have to go out for a while. 170 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:07,256 You want me to be a chimp-sitter? 171 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,491 Yes. 172 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,925 I'll be back in less than an hour. 173 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,895 Where are you going? 174 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:15,030 Oh, well, I haven't got time to tell you now, 175 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,099 but believe me, it's very important. 176 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,267 I'll be back in a little bit. 177 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,236 Thank you, Mother. 178 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:29,679 Don't stay and sulk up in your room, David. 179 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,148 Come on down. 180 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,751 Mother Endora will comb you. 181 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,556 Oh, come on, now. 182 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,624 You want to be a pretty chimp, don't you? 183 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,808 Good morning. Good morning. 184 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,576 You're Samantha's mother. 185 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,577 We met in Paris. 186 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,446 Oh, that's right. 187 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,282 And you're, uh... I'm Larry Tate, 188 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,750 Darrin's boss. 189 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,873 Oh, of course. 190 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,910 Please come in. 191 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,224 I'm having lunch with a client of Darrin's 192 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,793 and I'll need Darrin to brief me. 193 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:20,730 Oh, I'm aware he has laryngitis, but he can write me notes. 194 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,119 Oh, yes. 195 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,166 Yes, he can. 196 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,668 I'll tell him you're here. 197 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,825 If you'll excuse me? 198 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,278 Ah... Forgive me for barging in, 199 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,482 but Mr. Tate wants to see you 200 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,372 so you can write him notes about a client. 201 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,122 Why not? 202 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,979 Darrin, it's me, Larry. 203 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,386 I want you to brief... 204 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,925 Where is he? 205 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,711 Abner, I whipped up a batch of my icebox cookies 206 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,581 and I'm going over to give some to Mr. and Mrs. Stephens. 207 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,683 Why do you want to inflict suffering 208 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,485 on such a nice couple? 209 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,954 Abner, these cookies are very unusual. 210 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,255 I know. You make them out of real iceboxes. 211 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,445 Ah! 212 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,687 Darwin? 213 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,956 Darwin! 214 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,397 Here, boy! 215 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,142 Here, boy! 216 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,911 Come on home. 217 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,235 Endora was only teasing. 218 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,418 Well, 219 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,443 he's probably hanging around here somewhere. 220 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,992 Abner, open up! 221 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,428 Open up, Abner! 222 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,718 Abner! 223 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:38,267 Come on in, Sweetie pie! 224 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,169 Come on! Come on in. 225 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,571 Hey, get up here! 226 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,261 That's it. That's it. 227 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,311 I thought your sister wasn't coming till next week. 228 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,546 Don't make jokes. 229 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,749 Shut the door so that he doesn't escape. 230 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,851 Golf cap and a tuxedo. 231 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,787 He's ready for anything. 232 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:02,191 I wonder why he was at the Stephens' front door? 233 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,259 Coincidence. 234 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,262 He was wandering around the neighborhood. 235 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,663 Maybe he knows her. 236 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,032 Strange people have strange friends. 237 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,801 I wonder where he belongs. 238 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,424 He belongs in a zoo... 239 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,694 and so do you. 240 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,479 Will you please give me the number 241 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,213 of the Municipal Zoo? 242 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,282 Abner. 243 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,283 What? 244 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,987 Abner, he looks familiar! 245 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,022 I know he's a total stranger, 246 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:37,293 but around the eyes he looks familiar! 247 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,228 Take your medicine, Gladys. 248 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,152 Ah! 249 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,423 Darrin? 250 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,958 Mother? 251 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,272 Darrin, where are you? 252 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,873 He's not here, dear. 253 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,374 I've been looking all over for him. 254 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,742 Well, where's mother? Well... 255 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,012 She said she'd stay here and take care of him. 256 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,146 Well, she isn't here, either. 257 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,282 Oh, Aunt Clara, I have to find him. 258 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,550 Oh, dear. I know. 259 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,385 Don't worry, dear. Don't worry. 260 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,322 I have my book of spells 261 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,458 and sooner or later we'll find the words 262 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,561 that made a monkey out of Darrin. Yes, 263 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,698 But are we going to find the words to find Darrin? 264 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,000 Oh, Aunt Clara, I don't even know 265 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,335 where to start looking. 266 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,569 Oh, yes. 267 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,905 Don't you worry, dear. Don't you worry. 268 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,842 He'll probably come swinging in here any minute. 269 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,076 I certainly hope so, 270 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,812 because I have something very important to tell him. 271 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:30,813 Yeah? 272 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:34,550 I've just been to the doctor. 273 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,453 Aunt Clara, we're going to have a baby. 274 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,988 We are? 275 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,489 Darrin and I. 276 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,992 Oh, my dear. Oh, my dear. 277 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,793 Well, that's marvelous. 278 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,062 It's marvelous. 279 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,530 Oh, dear. 280 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,531 Thank you, Aunt Clara. 281 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,533 Oh, dear. Oh. 282 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,236 I'll be a Great Aunt. 283 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,238 You've always been a great aunt. 284 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,639 And Endora is going to be a Granny. 285 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,542 Oh, I can hardly wait to see her face 286 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,878 when we tell her. 287 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,779 Yes. Well... 288 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,483 Aunt Clara, I think perhaps I better be the one 289 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,751 to break the news to mother. 290 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,474 Oh, she'll be hysterical. 291 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,555 Yes, I know. 292 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,126 That's why I want to be the one to pick the right time 293 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,660 and the right place to tell her. 294 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,762 Now, do you understand? 295 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,431 Oh yes, of course, dear. Of course. 296 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,334 First I have to tell Darrin, 297 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,591 wherever he is. 298 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,209 Even though we don't know who you are, 299 00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,979 we can't have you wandering around loose, can we? 300 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,447 So, here's your new home 301 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,205 with three nice playmates. 302 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,176 Oh? 303 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,045 Oh, that's marvelous. 304 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,414 Yes, yes. Thank you very much. 305 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,504 My, you certainly work fast. 306 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,619 My guess was right. 307 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,888 A stray chimpanzee was reported in the neighborhood 308 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,524 so a man from the zoo came over and got it... 309 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,492 Him. Ooh. 310 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,295 Darrin is safe and sound locked in a cage. 311 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,430 Who turned him in? 312 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,199 I forgot to ask. 313 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,734 I'll pop over and get him out. 314 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,869 Now, Aunt Clara, you wait here 315 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,337 and keep going over these spells, 316 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,905 and try to come up with the right one. 317 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,607 I'll be back with Darrin as soon as I can. 318 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,408 Now, wait a minute, dear. 319 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:42,666 Remember your condition, and fly carefully. 320 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,170 It's brilliant! 321 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,921 Darrin? 322 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,278 Darrin? 323 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,949 Which one of you is Darrin Stephens? 324 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,366 Oh, Sweetheart. 325 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,635 I'm glad you're safe. 326 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,004 But why were you sitting in there all alone? 327 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,194 Why don't you mingle? 328 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,217 "I feel, fundamentally, we have very little in common." 329 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,521 Charles Darwin wouldn't agree with you. 330 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,402 All right, Sweetheart. 331 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,625 I'll unlock the door. 332 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,744 Eureka! Eureka! 333 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,846 Eureka! 334 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,281 Aunt Clara, I thought you were going to wait for us at home. 335 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,282 Yes, I know. 336 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,417 But I was so excited! 337 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,142 I was so excited, I had to see you immediately. 338 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,323 Thank you, dear. 339 00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,324 I found it! 340 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,393 I found it! 341 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,863 The exact original words? 342 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,699 It's in volume nine. 343 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,202 Aunt Clara, 344 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,904 maybe you better tell me and let me do it. 345 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,105 No, I want to redeem myself. 346 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,472 Yes, I know you do, Sweetheart, 347 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,673 but I think perhaps... 348 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:21,865 Rafino, delino, selino! 349 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,852 Oh, for goodness sakes. 350 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,116 Oh, marvelous. Now he can't even write notes. 351 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,059 Here, let me do it. 352 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,295 Where is this thing? 353 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,695 "Aba-daba-daba Daba-daba-uba 354 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:45,467 "Uba-duba-duba Uden-eyo Decapito zipidaro." 355 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,302 Oh, thank you. 356 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,794 Itsy-bitsy Weeten-dotten 357 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,115 At last. Oh. 358 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,572 I wasn't even close, you know. 359 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,890 Hey, you get out of there immediately. 360 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,624 Wise guy, huh?! 361 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,426 Teasing innocent chimpanzees! 362 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,361 Don't you know you can make them neurotic? 363 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,830 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 364 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,231 You bet it won't. 365 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,733 I should place you under citizen's arrest. 366 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,037 Oh well, ah... 367 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,107 Well, I'm going to take this 368 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:28,265 because if I don't, you'll just spend it on whiskey. 369 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,285 Hi. 370 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,486 Hi. 371 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,844 Samantha, I am usually a very tolerant person, but... 372 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:46,195 Aunt Clara, may we have a few words in private? 373 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,363 Yes. You and me? No. 374 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,188 Darrin and I. Oh. 375 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,402 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 376 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:58,907 Well, I think I'll go home now and revise my diary. 377 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,197 Well, ahem... 378 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,503 One, two, three, Height. 379 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,853 Oh well, it's a nice day. 380 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,057 You know, I... I think... I think... 381 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,314 I think I'll walk. 382 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,719 Darrin, I think we should talk. 383 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:27,469 You bet your sweet life we should talk. 384 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,970 Sam, it's through. 385 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,139 Finished! 386 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,741 Do you realize what I've been through today? 387 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,476 First of all, I was turned into a chimp. 388 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,478 Then I had to climb out a window to avoid my boss. 389 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,514 Oh, Darrin, I know it's been very trying. 390 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:39,648 Trying? 391 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,517 Have you ever been hugged by Gladys Kravitz? 392 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,386 And then I end up in the zoo. Darrin... 393 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,355 And then, to top it all off, 394 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,856 I'm rejected by the other chimps. 395 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,492 Oh, Darling, why? 396 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,593 Why? Who knows why? 397 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:52,861 Maybe because of the suit, 398 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,930 they think I'm some kind of a millionaire chimp. 399 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,964 Who knows? 400 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,332 I'm telling you one thing, Sam, 401 00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,401 this is the last time that spooky family of yours 402 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,238 is ever going to make a monkey out of me. 403 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:05,574 Darling, I have something very important to tell you. 404 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,676 Samantha, this is important! 405 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,245 I love you, but I can't go...! 406 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,280 Darrin, if you love me, you'll listen. 407 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,915 Listen to what? 408 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,605 I think you better sit down. 409 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:23,191 Okay, what's so important? 410 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,327 I'm going to have a baby. 411 00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:26,516 Good. 412 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,034 You're what? 413 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,624 I'm going to have a baby. 414 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,406 You're kidding. Honest. 415 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,774 I saw Doctor Anton this morning 416 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,310 and he said the test was positive. 417 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,645 I didn't tell you before 418 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,546 'cause I didn't want you to get your hopes up. 419 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,737 Congratulations, Pop! 420 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,552 A baby. 421 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,388 Our very own baby. 422 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,412 Mm-hm. 423 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,979 Well, Sam, that's... 424 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,582 Sam, that... 425 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:12,374 Sweetheart, I'll try to be the best father there ever was. 426 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:13,442 You will be. 427 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,898 Now, let's go home. 428 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:23,018 They want to congratulate me. 429 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,553 No, I don't think so. 430 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,922 I think they just want to say goodbye. 431 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,045 I'll say goodbye. 432 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,656 Aww. 433 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,330 What's the matter? 434 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,511 Sam. Hm? 435 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,601 Will we have a little witch? 436 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,150 Well, it might be a little warlock. 437 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,020 There's no other choice? 438 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:01,789 Or then on the other hand, it might be a plain, 439 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,392 lovable, mortal baby. 440 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,495 But you don't have any advance information? 441 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,930 Darrin, I'm a witch, not a fortune-teller. 442 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:11,299 We'll just have to wait and see. 443 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,535 Oh, I can hardly wait. 444 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,624 Neither can I. 445 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:27,549 Oh, hurry up, Sweetheart, we'll be late. 446 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,093 Coming! 447 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,663 Wow-wow-wow! 448 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:42,698 You like? 449 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,266 I like. 450 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,201 Now we got two things to celebrate. What? 451 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,037 Our first wedding anniversary and our first future baby. 452 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,706 All right, I'm ready to celebrate. 453 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,796 Oh, wait a second. 454 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,090 Oh, I love you too. 455 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,232 Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz. Hello. 456 00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,600 I wondered if you knew anything 457 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,436 about the chimp I caught here today. 458 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,137 Chimp? 459 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,171 Yes. 460 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,406 Cute little thing. 461 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:28,031 He was wearing a tuxedo and a golf cap. 462 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:33,103 Yes. Go on, Mrs. Kravitz. 30579