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From a thread, take a look, overhead, hey there, there goes a Spider-Man.

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of lights,

he arrives just in time.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, well-confained,

he's ignored, action is his reward to him.

Life is a great big pain, wherever there's a pain, you'll find Spider-Man.

Morning, wonder what the new day will bring.

Gee, that was some fall.

Yeah, just dropped right in.

Where am I?

This is a box car and you're on your way to Podunk.

Podunk?

Are you allowed to travel alone that far?

I'm running away.

Oh, I see.

You're Spider-Man, ain't you?

That's right.

You think I could become a real crime fighter like you?

Sure you could, it's easy.

It is?

Boy, I think I'll become the cape protector of Podunk, will you teach me?

Sure, just put yourself in my shoes.

You bet, show me.

Okay, now let's see, I remember when.

I can't think of anything else, Mr. Mayor, nothing can stop him now.

But General, there must be something.

That's it, the gold bullion building.

Oh, the gold of the world for the grabbing.

Yeah, but who can stop us?

Bombs away.

What's the matter, big boy, down to your last shot?

This one's indestructible, not even I can control it.

It will blast you clear to infinity.

Hey, fuck, hey, stop, hey.

I've earned yellow dims.

Yeah, you too.

Boy, that sure didn't look easy.

Well, sometimes if you want to be a real crime fighter, you have to take risks.

What kind of risks?

Well, let's see, I remember when.

Ahoy there, Captain.

What can I do for you, Spidey?

I've heard rumors the Flying Dutchman has been seen around here.

There's no rumor, mate.

You can log it in your book in solid fact.

Each time a storm spills its fury on us, the Phantom Ship appears over Smuggler's Cove.

But if you value your life, go back wherever it is you came from.

Thanks for the warning, Captain, but I'm much too curious.

That must be a cove.

There it is, the Flying Dutchman.

And there it went, right into the cove.

Spidey senses are tingling.

Well, shiver my timbers.

The boss doesn't take kindly to strangers with cameras.

Hold it, Jake.

You want the sheriff on our trail?

You're right.

Better report this to the boss.

Why are you doing here?

I told you to watch for us up.

We hooked a strange fish.

Hi.

He was taking pictures of the Dutchman.

One of the villagers?

Nah, some character in a funny suit.

He tried to shoot something at us, like a spider web, but Spiderman.

What's he doing here?

We must get rid of him before the sun arrives or he'll ruin all my plans.

You want us to take care of him?

No.

I'll reserve that privilege for myself.

Wallop and web snappers.

I think someone dropped anchor right on my head.

And it looks like they went that away.

This must be smugglers' code.

My spider sense is at it again.

Something's fishy and it's not the cargo.

This is the first time I've ever been attacked by a ship.

At least give me some of the credit.

Mysterio.

Yes, Spiderman.

We mean again.

Right back at you.

Don't forget I was a stuntman.

I'm going to report you to the smog control board.

If I can find you.

Over here, Spiderman.

Come and get me.

Locked in.

It sure fell for that one.

I'm a drift and a gale yet.

With no wheel and no sails.

Let's see how your famous spider strength pairs against the power of a raging sea.

Spiderman!

It is the curse of the flying Dutchman and none can stay your doom.

Not a bad job if I do say so myself.

Evo and away we go.

Now let's see what I can do about a rudder.

It may not be official but it should get me to shore.

Tonight we'll use this view of the Dutchman to panic the villagers.

They'll run so far they'll have to pack their lunches in road maps.

You'll know what to do.

As soon as you give us the signal we shoot the Dutchman over the coal right.

And when the coast is clear I'll signal the sub to service.

Now get going.

Soon I'll have gold enough to buy all the power I want.

Oh, Mysterio would know how to project a picture into the sky.

He's up to something.

But what?

A submarine in smugglers' coal.

That's the answer.

The Dutchman has brought trouble of plenty.

It seems a treasure. That's what it is.

It's going to net me a big teeny fish.

Beautiful.

Have you ever seen such a haul, mate?

Not in me wildest dreams.

Let's start dividing.

Spiderman!

Well, it's not a mermaid.

This time, Spiderman, there'll be no escape.

My boys are such cut-ups.

You'd make a great barber.

Just call me D'Artagnan.

On guard.

Play the clown, Spiderman.

But I will lack last.

My tempered webbing is stronger than your steel.

Rush him.

He can't take all three of us.

Take that.

You can't outfight me, Spiderman.

Take our last look, you interfering web head.

And now, Spiderman, do you have any last words before I blow you to pieces?

All I can say is, if you've got to go, this way's a blast.

Pull!

Thanks, Captain.

It was nothing, matey.

When the police come, tell them there's a pretty big fish at the bottom of the cove.

Not bad for a land lover.

Oh, those kind of risks, huh?

Not exclusively.

There are plenty of others, too.

All right.

What a way to travel.

Once around the park, James, then home for tea.

Thanks for the ride, fellas.

I'm sorry, I had to leave so quickly.

Wow, pretty fancy place.

I've got to hunch the scarlet sorcerer lives here.

Little garish, perhaps.

Oh, ho, the way out.

Welcome to my humble boat.

Hi, it's the spider boy himself.

I see my little web attracted your attention.

I thought it would.

Okay, fella, you want to play?

Here come a couple of fish.

I have learned how to duplicate the power of your webs, you see.

Or rather, my little friends have.

Hold it, buster.

A man in strange garments with the powers of a spider being?

Right, buddy.

I don't know who you are, but here I come.

Look out for fists.

My demon slave has remarkable powers, too, old spider man.

Behold.

Yeah, man, I can see where ugly here could come in handy.

Let this be a warning to you, man, in the spider mask.

I am the mightiest magician ever,

spawned by the land of the pharaohs, and none can withstand me.

I'm no tarzan, and that's no ape, but I learned a few tricks from all those jungle movies.

You puny fool.

Your dodging will not suffice to evade the clutches of my demon slave.

Wow.

This guy in red is a bag full of tricks, old man.

Web, do your stuff.

Okay, wizard, let's see if you've got a trick up your sleeve for this.

Long have I waited for this day.

The day when I, Kotep, alone shall rule the earth.

Arise, old demons of the past.

Arise, old brothers of magic.

Arise for I, Kotep.

Summon you from the depths of time to become my legions of war.

Arise and follow me for I alone, all the scepter of power, and no one stands in my way.

You have come.

We have heard you, Kotep.

We have heard and we came, but you are not alone in power.

One stands in your way, and before we follow, you must prove your worth of leadership

and destroy him yourself.

So be it.

The one of whom you speak is that wretched Spider-Man.

I have won.

I have won!

Now, you are fully in my power, foolish mortal.

I have but to lift my scepter to destroy you.

Scepter. That's the word Susan yelled at me in the street.

The secret of his power lies in his scepter.

Sow it.

No! Stop him!

You fool!

All my power lay in that magic rod!

The spell is broken.

Broken when my magic scepter broke.

Now I must go back into the depths of time.

And those are the kinds of things you have to do

if you want to be the caped protector of Podum.

Oh.

Hey, where are you going? Aren't you going to Podum?

Are you kidding? My mother won't let me cross the street.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web any size, catches seeds just like flies, look out.

Here comes the Spider-Man.

Is he strong? Listen, Doug, he's got radioactive blood.

Can you swing from a thread? Take a look, overhead.

Hey there, there goes the Spider-Man.

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of lights,

he arrives just in time.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, welcome fame.

He's ignored. Action is his reward to him.

Life is a great big pain.

Wherever there's a pain, you'll find a Spider-Man.