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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web any size, catch a steeze just

like flies, look out, here comes the Spiderman, is he strong, listen bud, he's got radio,

active blood, can you swing from a thread, take a look, overhead, hey there, there goes a Spiderman,

in the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of lights, he arrives just in time,

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, well contained, he's ignored,

action is his reward to him, life is a great big day, wherever there's a pain, you'll find a Spider-Man.

Wow, isn't it thrilling Peter,

I feel just like a burglar, make it a detective Susan, those roll-a-bowl balls seem to originate

from here, unless we can stop them the city's missile site is certain to be flattened, how

can you be sure Peter, we've been here for hours and haven't uncovered anything faintly resembling

one, besides how could this old household anything so enormous as a mean old roll-a-bowl ball,

have you forgotten Sue who this place is supposed to belong to, you mean Dr. Von Glutz, Dr. Carl Von

Glutz, so that's it, the micro botanist, yes I see, but Peter he hasn't been seen for years,

I mean people don't know if he's just some sort of hermit or if maybe he got swallowed up by his

plants, one thing's certain Sue, if any man alive could make giant rollers out of bold weevil balls,

that man is Carl Von Glutz, Peter look at this, what have you got there, I don't know,

I found it among some other boxes, the rest were empty, a micro roll-a-bowl, micro how's that

possible, I don't know but I think we're getting to the bottom of our mystery, and hey it's getting

warmer, Peter, Peter look at this, it looks like some sort of cave but to where, it is it's the

Glutz machine, it leads to the land of crystal creation, come on you're kidding, no this book

it's Dr. Glutz's lab manual, let's see it, it is a lab manual, you're right, very old though,

hey get this, my desire to taste the unknown, unquenchable, having succeeded in retrieving a

mysterious sort of seed pod from the cave entrance where they've been bottled up for centuries,

I myself go forward to carry on my experiments and seek a finer world into the cave of crystal

creation, signed Von Glutz, wow, and here's more to those who come after me, beware these seed pods

once in fresh air exhibit a startling growth rate coupled with decidedly malevolent character traits,

for this reason I have packed them in vacuum boxes,

under no circumstances should these boxes ever be opened or else,

Peter when it falls can't forward we'll flatten, things got to be stopped but how,

can't roll it back uphill, can't let it fall, got to find a weakness but where,

the Glutz machine just maybe,

Peter don't, no time to argue our whole free enterprise system is at stake,

I'm going in, you go back and hurry notify the police,

well nice place to visit but I'm here on business,

holy tadpole

my what big gums you have granny,

that's it why don't you just try hanging around a while till you cool off,

oh what hit me, well at least I guess we're going to town,

this is hardly what I call warm hospitality,

my name is veggio, who are you, why do you intrude on our domain, I am spiderman, an earthling, I've come

earthling, I should have you hanged, you earthlings have been responsible for the

ruination of venture torn lands, how am I, look at this place, once a garden now a frozen waste,

this is the work of an earthling, dr von glutz, ah you know this man, I have come to find him,

to take him away, I feel he has unleashed fearsome forces on my world, I have come to stop them,

ah the rolling pods, yes they must be stopped, then earthling, I wish you well in your endeavor,

you have our moral support, I only wish I could give you our health, you are powerless to act,

von glutz saw to that, but how, there lies summit city our former home, years ago when

Karl von glutz stumbled on it, we took him in, we as all other high forms of life in these

lamprenized caverns are venture taunts, creatures of pure plant life, as a botanist von glutz was

fascinated and all proceeded amicably, until he discovered the rolling pods, he found out they

would germinate to life under temperatures of extreme cold, so he turned this place into an

icebox, yes not fit for plant habitation, believe me we would gladly make him pay, but we are unable

to get close to our former home, the cold always stops us, and soon it will be too cold for us even

here, then all I've got to do is heat up the environment, if you only could, their environment

is controlled by a nuclear generator created by the doctor, destroy that, and you destroy the pods,

I'll give it a whirl, be careful, they're clever, they have eyes everywhere,

Did you see that?

Sound the alarm, there's an animal in Vader's armpits, it must be destroyed,

That generator in the square, that's where the power must be, now if I can only slip in unnoticed.

Oh highest emperor part, our outer ring defense reports our territory invaded by a creature,

a man, impossible, yes, oh omnipotent and he's heading here, summit setting, so the animals rise

again, hey, wouldn't Dr. Von Dutz be pleased to witness this, that is if we had allowed him to live,

now what precautions have we taken to capture this pest, oh exaltedness you will be delighted to hear,

we have bated a trap at the generator near which we believe the insectivorous intruder will rise,

yes of course, the generator, he's here to steal our thunder, so by all means let's give him a shock

of his life, prepare the arena, yes we can all use the amusement, yes by all means let him land,

let him land, yes, a great friend Goliath will enjoy the exercise,

this gate wasn't built to keep out spiders,

the generator it must be in there,

now just keep my eyes open for guards,

there it is, the power, all I've got to do now is

that planted one on them, let's hope they stay wall flowers,

well some fool, yeah what a bring down, now they've got me,

what's happening to me here and camp forward, what's happening there,

now athlete you shall pay the penalty for your prison trespassing

of summoned city, you shall learn we allow here no pigs, rats or other such animals,

save one, which you shortly will meet,

yes you shall now pay for your arrogant animal curiosity by coming face to face with the very

creature which curiosity taught the greatest lesson, lesson you now will share,

holy cats,

you need a collar,

I've got enough of this,

correction my friend for you the party's just beginning,

I've lost enough time now got to move fast,

stop the shield with platinum,

the ice age is over you can return to your city,

I've got what I came for let's hope I can use it in time,

it's nearing the missile warhead, everyone evacuate, evacuate,

looks like I'm just in time, well Adams anyone?

that deflated his ego,

so you see Susan all the credit belongs to Spider-Man,

I just handed him the nuclear pile and he did all the rest,

now wait a minute don't go selling yourself short again,

you know something Sue, I think you've got a point there,

Spider-Man, Spider-Man does whatever a spider can, spins a web any size,

catch your seeds just like flies look out, here comes the Spider-Man,

is he strong? listen Doug, he's got radioactive blood,

can you swing from a thread? take a look overhead,

hey there, there goes a Spider-Man, in the chill of night, at the scene of a crime,

like a street of lights, he arrives just in time, Spider-Man, Spider-Man,

friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, welcome fame, he's ignored,

action is his reward to him, life is a great big hang up,

wherever there's a pain up, you'll find a Spider-Man,