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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, catch his feet,
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just like flies, look out, here comes the Spider-Man, is he strong, listen bud, he's
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got radio, active blood, can you swing from a thread, take a look, overhead, hey there,
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there goes a Spider-Man, in the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of
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lights, he arrives just in time, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man,
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welcome pain, he's ignored, action is his reward to him, life is a great big pain, wherever
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there's a pain, you'll find the Spider-Man.
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It was a normal evening in the city, people went about their business in an ordinary way,
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just another Saturday night, big night, so far chief, sales are really piling up, I got
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$10,000 in the cash box, let me have it, well take that buddy, yeah, we're collecting pretty
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Yeah, King Arthur. Gee, I read something about him once, all about the knights and the round table and how they went around, knocking off robbers.
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Hey, no kidding. I'm glad it's only a play. Come on, let's scream.
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Yeah, boss. You'll never get away with this, ya thieves.
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Oh, yeah? Who's gonna stop us?
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There ain't no knights in China around anymore, Pop.
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Hold, Vollets!
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Boss. Boss! Do you see what I say?
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Afraid I do. Are we going nuts or what?
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What the... Who is that guy?
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I am Knight Sir Gallahad of the Table Round, good citizen.
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My liege, Lord King Arthur, commands me to battle evil doers with my sword and shining lungs.
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He's a screwball. Get Arthur there, ya bum.
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I'll take that ill cousin, Lucio, fire on his strength.
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Many eyes watch the fantastic figure in shining armor hold at bay two armed hoodlums,
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including our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, who patrols the city streets from the sky every night, on the watch for crime.
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Another dull evening, nothing much doing in midtown.
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Guess I can knock off and get to my over.
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Hello? What's going on in front of that theater?
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Holy cats, can I believe my eyes?
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A guy in old-fashioned armor fighting a couple of hold-up men?
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I better get down closer.
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Okay, sucker, you asked for it.
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He knocked 'em out. That Lancersphere, or whatever it is, is electrified.
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Once again, good triumphs over evil.
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Farewell, citizens.
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Hey, that's my money, ya...
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Hold that iron hand.
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Fucking Sikhs, have Mervin the Magician conjured up a fantastic spirit to oppose me?
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A unique god like a doer spider.
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But ye and verily, my shining lance shall conquer all who stand in my path.
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So perish all evil doers.
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Now to summon my trusty steed and be gone.
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A clean getaway. No hope of catching up with him now.
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But we'll meet again, my tin-plated friend.
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Hold it, Spider-Man!
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I better get out of here before they pin this job on me.
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Look at that!
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The globe gets a pick of Spider-Man's latest crime, and where were you, Parker?
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I was, uh, kinda tied up at the time, Chief.
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Never mind. Forget the excuses.
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I don't know why I keep you on the payroll, Parker.
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Every time Spider-Man pulls one of his fantastic crimes, you are busy somewhere else.
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Why, Ollie?
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Huh? Spider-Man? But, Chief, I understood it was some screwball
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dressed up like a knight in shining armor. Sir Galahan.
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Nah! That knight nonsense is probably just a publicity stunt for the play King Arthur.
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Nobody goes around in a suit of armor anymore!
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It was Spider-Man behind the whole thing!
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Nobody goes around in armor, eh? Well, I hope you're right, Chief.
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If that joker in the steel suit turns up again, I'll prove that I'm innocent.
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Hey, speak of the devil.
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Hey, Joe! Take a look back there!
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Am I seeing things, or are we being chased by a knight in shining armor?
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Huh? Did that say something? What? You're right.
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That he's gaining on us.
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Yeah? Why a fixed act?
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Steady, my trusty steed.
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Villains are attempting to grace us, and I shall foil our schemes.
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Ha-ha! Fowlats!
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There's useless to attempt to flee from the strong handle of justice.
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But now I will take your stolen treasure.
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What? A spider demon again? Have at you vile miscreant!
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Your questing days are just about over, you cannibaloni.
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Take that, sorcerer!
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But I've been called a ducky before, but never quite so visually.
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Gotta get loose of this sign before that screw ball in the tin suit gets away again.
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What? Where did he... got away again, blasted?
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Why do I gotta be one of the good guys and knock myself silly chasing crooks?
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Oh, well. Time to call it a day.
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Hi, Betty. House tricks?
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Peter! Oh, my, Mr. Jameson's been looking all over for you.
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You better go in his office right away.
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Uh-oh. Sounds like I'm in trouble again.
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Yes, Shelby. Okay, I got that. Parker, I've been looking for you.
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Uh, no, no. Go ahead, Shelby. Right. Right, I got it. Good story.
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Museum trustees return to city on noon boat, dock 24, with rare treasure.
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A sword believed to have once belonged to famous King Arthur of legend.
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Right. Right! Now, when does the ship get in?
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What's that? Sword of King Arthur? Pure what?
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Right. Ship docks at 12 noon today.
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What's the number of that pier again?
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What's the number of the pier again? Oh, yeah. Dock 24.
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Uh-huh. Okay, cover it at your end and we'll save front-page space. Right. So long.
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Now, Parker, where the de... huh. I could've sworn.
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No! That kid is driving me nuts!
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Got to get down to the waterfront before noon.
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Well, here we are. And I still got a couple of minutes to go.
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Everything looks quiet enough.
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There, the museum official's all right.
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And they've got what looks like a sword in a box.
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But still no sign of that cast-iron crackpot.
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Huh? What's that?
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A showdown time. But if I let that canned ham get away again...
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What? You again? Get souks, parlors!
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This time you shall taste my steel!
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Ooh! That tin-plated trickster has more gadgets up his iron sleeve than you can shake a web at.
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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has a few tricks, too.
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You know what they say, fella. Night must fall.
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Look, the box containing the sword. It will sink.
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Relax, Professor. Here you are.
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Just like landing a flounder.
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And hey, what's this?
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Hey, this flounder is already canned!
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Everyone loves a parade, they say. And I guess I'm no exception.
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Especially when I can combine business with pleasure.
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Peter Parker is supposed to cover the holiday parade.
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But as Spider-Man, he should be able to get some shots that ought to make Peeve and old J. Jonah Jameson happy.
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Hey, how about that? Gotta swing in for a closer shot.
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Old Jameson had never believed it without photographic proof.
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We ought to get some great shots from here.
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Oh, oh, here comes the queen of the parade, that movie star, Rochelle Wells.
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I'll need some good pics of her and that jewel collection she's wearing to promote her next film.
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Wearing one million dollars worth of diamonds in public
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ought to be worth a million in publicity for her studio.
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But I hope it doesn't buy trouble in the bargain.
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That's a terrific temptation for every crook in the city.
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The balloon is up any second now.
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This should be a gas.
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She makes it easy for us.
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Quickly, my lads, relieve the lady of her burden of voodoo.
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Hi, Chief. What a haul.
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Holy smoke, I can't see a thing. I'd better get down there fast.
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Got to find Ms. Wells' float.
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Ah, there she is.
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What happened? Are you all right, Ms. Wells?
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What? Oh, Spider-Man.
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Oh, how they took my jewels.
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There they go, the clown and the two thugs.
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I see them. Don't worry, Ms. Wells. They won't get away with this.
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Just trust your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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Beautiful, boys. Just beautiful.
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Precision climbing and teamwork, it never fails.
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In the melee, no one noticed our departure.
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And with prevailing winds and a cloud cover, our getaway is assured.
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Yeah, I got to hand it to you, Doc.
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You covered all bets.
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Automatic timing devices on the release valves of the balloons,
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the colored smoke screen, it's except one.
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Spider-Man!
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Well, well. So the corpulent clown is none other than Dr. Humperding Dumpty,
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master thief and despair of Weight Watchers, Incorporated.
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Get him, boys.
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And I left this here.
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Doc! Doc! Here he comes again! What'll we do?
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Do? Why wait? The ballast!
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We'll simply get rid of some excess baggage for boys like so.
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Hey! Dirty fool!
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Nice!
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This makes our day, hey, Lance, a million-dollar haul
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and an end to Spider-Man in the bargain.
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Delightful, delightful indeed.
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Just one chance.
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Now I know what it's like to be saved by Spider-Man.
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Thanks, old buddy.
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Well, round one goes to you, Doc, but round two's coming up,
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and it'll be Humpty Dumpty's turn to have a great fall.
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Good. I've done it.
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A good education comes in handy sometimes.
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A little of this IBP and one of my web shooters,
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and I'll have a surprise up my sleeve for Dr. Dumpty the next time we meet.
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And if my hunch is right, it will be tonight at the...
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Tonight at the Caesar Astolia Hotel,
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the prize will be the mask of Don Del Oro.
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Pure gold and worth a fortune.
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The Ambassador of Venezuela will host the affair,
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which is to be a masquerade ball.
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The mask and other priceless artifacts will be on display.
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Gee, Doc, hadn't we ought to lay low for a while
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after the parade caper this morning?
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Indeed. Why, my boy?
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The audacity of two such monumental criminal strokes of genius in one day
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appeals to me.
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How will we pull it off, Doc?
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The place will be crawling with fuzz.
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If all goes according to plan,
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we have little to fear from the minions of the law,
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and now that Spider-Man is out of the way, success is assured.
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Spider-Man? You mean he's dead? You scrank him? Aww!
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Surely you are not distressed by the demise of that annoying arachnid...
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Jack-in-the-box, my dear?
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Oh, gee, I guess not,
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but he was kind of cute in his red and blue Dr. Denton's and all.
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Never mind that. Now, Bubbles, here's the plan.
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We will meet at...
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Lucky for me, this is a costume ball.
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I'm as inconspicuous as the next guest, even with my Spider-Man outfit.
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I hope my hunch is right about this being the place Dr. Dutton will strike next.
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Oops! Pardon me, miss.
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Whoops! Spider-Man! I thought you were dead!
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Dead? What do you mean, miss?
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I mean, Doc said you were... demolished or something.
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Well, what's your connection with Dr. Dumpty?
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All right, what's in that bag you're carrying?
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Gas mask. Okay, where's the doc?
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Uh-oh, this is it.
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Look!
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It's Dr. Dumpty!
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Sorry, miss. I'll have to borrow this for a while.
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Not so fast, Doc.
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You! Curse us! Run for it, lads! We're all done!
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You're a slippery character, Doc. What you boys need is some I.B.P.
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Oh, old! It's instant banana peel!
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Oh! Can't stand up!
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Grab those two. It's been a lovely party, but I really must go.
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Ta-ta, everybody!
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Oh, no, he's not going to slip through my fingers again with one of those infernal balloon devices.
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Let me borrow that for a minute.
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Got to stop him before he frees himself!
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Confounded!
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Can't see!
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Gotcha!
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Touche, Doc!
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Well, Rochelle, Dr. Dumpty and his gang have been captured.
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Your diamonds have been recovered, and your new film seems assured of becoming another success.
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Perhaps you have a footnote you'd like to add.
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Well, yes. I'd just like to thank Spider-Man for his role in the recovery of the gyms,
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and to tell him if he's listening that he can play the spider to my Miss Muffet anytime.
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Peter! What ever's the matter with you?
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Uh...
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You'd never believe it if I told you so. Believe me.
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man
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Does whatever a spider can
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Spins a web, any size
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Catch his feet, just like guys look out
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Here comes the Spider-Man
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Is he strong? Listen, bud
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He's got radioactive blood
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Can you swing from a thread?
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Take a look overhead
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Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man
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In the chill of night at the scene of a crime
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Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man
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Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
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Well contained, he's ignored
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Action is his reward to him
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Life is a great big hang-up
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Wherever there's a hang-up
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You'll find a Spider-Man
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