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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web any size, catch his feet,

just like flies, look out, here comes a Spider-Man, is he strong, listen bud, he's got radio,

active blood, can you swing from a thread, take a look, overhead, hey there, there goes a Spider-Man.

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of lights, he arrives just in time.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, welcome fame, he's ignored,

action is his reward to him, life is a great big hang up, wherever there's a hang up, you'll find a Spider-Man.

It's working perfectly, we're airborne, of course it's working perfectly, didn't I design it?

You're all bound for hunting haven, haven't we been laboring for these years,

towards its ultimate perfect perfection, you've all been coming down,

and haven't I personally overseen the entire operation, you've all, all these years, since

the great war, secluded in our mountain stronghold, working for the day we again take to the sky and

return to our former glory, well now that day is here, and now the world will know we haven't been

wasting our time, Baron, read our reports approaching aircraft, good, arm all available

fighters, laser load the gun belts, see those racks with the first and last bombs, prepare to launch

aircraft, shoot, we're now going to see sky harbor pass the ultimate test, attack,

scram back, scram back,

turn her into the wind,

hey we've got an escort, probably just heading our way, I don't know, radar shows some unusual

activity in this area, I'll say, look,

this is a baron, use your lasers on the fighter,

and we want to first and last the liner, I want to take hostages, all right, dive!

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

now let the world know the sky belongs to the Baron!

thus worldwide all air travel has ground to a halt, passengers and crew of the plane are

being held hostage aboard the flying city, rendering it safe from military retaliation,

meanwhile in new york the united nations meets in emergency session

to consider the Baron's demand for rule of the sky as the great city itself

falls under the shadow upon Rotten Raven's menacing machine, he's promised to powder us,

you know, and if that de-energized dust hits the whole city, we'll be paralyzed,

the UN will have to give in, Mr. Mayor, with all those hostages aboard sky harbor,

I can't take action against it, I know, but I can, Spider-Man, exactly, I came as soon as

I got your message, Mr. Mayor, but what can he do against sky harbor?

who knows, maybe I'll use mirrors

oh there's my pigeon now, better move fast

but who's that costumed clown, heh heh heh heh heh, well he'd better move fast

okay Baron, do your thing

sky harbor, what can you do against it, who knows, maybe I'll use mirrors

what did he mean by that, let's watch

uh oh, here comes my pigeon, better move fast

this is what they call 'double dealing'

okay Baron, do your thing

seven years bad luck for the Baron, beginning right now

look, he's on his tail, amazing, what a paratrooper that boy would make

smashed that mat like grass, speed too great, can't reel in, they just spot me now

if that is all the miserable opposition they're going to offer, I might as well dust off the

city right now, then with New York in my paralytic grip, the rest of the world will beg for peace on

my terms, no planes will fly but my planes, I'll be king of the air and master of the dust below

Baron, there's one on your tail, look, what?

uh oh, here's where the ride gets rough, I'll shake that plea

oh still Baron, I will remove the insect

Sky Harbor, emergency, emergency, Sky Harbor, Baron going down over the river, intercept his runway

well, at least I am rid of that airborne yo-yo

correction, Baron, this yo-yo's still with you, and still pulling the strings

no, don't do that, happy landings

well, Spider-Man, I guess now the UN can go back to its regular work, the von Rantenraven

menace is removed from its doorstep, we'll all breathe easier now, the Baron's behind bars

I must say you punctured his dream of world domination quite neatly, yeah, because like most,

it was full of hot air

It's finished, Kingpin, everything's perfect, I've checked it again and again

excellent, soon the whole city shall be mine, every city official obeying my orders, doing

exactly as I command

yes, brainwashed into obeying you, thanks to my machine, once they sit down in that chair

and the juice is applied, I'll own them, thanks to this

another one of your little inventions, the plan is so perfect, nothing can go wrong

we hire a girl to dance and take pictures of the audience, she takes photos of the city officials

we invited here for the opening night, the flash bulbs have a hypnotic quality, which will make them

feel and urge to come to the back room and sit down in our special chair, then they are ours

mine, Winkler, mine, do not forget that

answer it

well

hi, I'm the girl who's supposed to dance tomorrow

wait a minute, I gotta speak to the boss

Roy, I'm gonna dig this, little old Mary Jane's gonna have the spotlight all to herself

oh wow

boss said you can practice tonight, you know about taking pictures, right?

yeah, Daddy-O, but I still don't see why he wants me to, I'm no photographer

all you gotta do is aim and press

okay, show me where I can practice my number, huh?

hey Mary Jane, heard about your new job at the gloom room, congrats

thanks, isn't it groovy? I was up all night practicing, gotta get back this afternoon

tonight's opening night, you know

don't your feet hurt after a while?

no, I'm not dancing all the time, they got me taking photos also

hey, Petey-O, why don't you drop in tonight?

I dig watching you, watching me dance

no, I think I will

that kid can dance alright

boy, every city official must be here tonight

there's the city councilman, the borough president

city treasurer over there

hey, there's Captain Stacy, Mary Jane's uncle

all the big brass is around tonight, I wonder who the boss of this place is anyway

snap your map, kids, compliments of the house

how nice, a free photograph

are you alright councilman?

yes, just feel a little dizzy, that's all

perhaps I need some air

may I take a picture, uncle? It's free

why, sure Mary Jane

is something wrong, uncle?

uh, no, I don't think so

I need a breath of fresh air

I need a breath of fresh air

he's the fourth one to go into the bathroom already

I've got a funny feeling about this place, it all started with those

free photos Mary Jane was taking, only of the city officials

I think it's time for Spidey to get into the spotlight

Spiders hatch tingly like mad, I wonder...

Spiderman, behind you

when I get my hands on you

come on, fat sigh, I'm waiting

alright, Spidey man, one more

double vision

nuts, can't see

Spiderman will follow us

when he finds us, he'll also find the little surprise I have in store forever

ah, vision's clear, thank the big spider, Spidey's head's tingling

old kingpin must be inside

wise do you think?

quiet you fool, he'll be here any minute

just stand there and wait

there he is

what's this? Tricked? A dummy?

who are you calling a dummy?

get him

alright kingpin, where's Stacey and Mary Jane?

wouldn't you like to know?

good night, Spiderman

well, Spiderman, you are my best opponent

but even your strength is no match for 300 pounds of solid muscle

oh, my head

it won't hurt much longer

chained

weak

that knockout gas

come to break these chains, water level rising

keep the room filled for five minutes, then clean it up

I am going to clean up Stacey and his niece

they ain't no till much

I'm free

I can't breathe water

I'm sorry to do this, Stacey

I really wanted to use you, but that meddling insect wrecked my plans

now, of course, you are merely so much extra baggage

five minutes are up

you should be soggy enough by now

even Spiderman can't hold his breath for five minutes

hey, what gives?

ah, that's better

the air in there was getting a bit stale

Spiderman, he ain't gone

no, I ain't

the kingpin and his prisoners must be in the labs upstairs

no sense prolonging this

Spiderman, but how did you clean living?

that's

wow, and I thought my act was something

Spiderman, Spiderman does whatever a spider can

spins a web any size

catch your seeds just like flies, look out

here comes the Spiderman

is he strong? listen, bud

he's got radio active blood

can he swing from a thread? take a look

overhead, hey there, there goes a Spiderman

in the chill of night at the scene of a crime

like a street of lights, he arrives just in time

Spiderman, Spiderman friendly neighborhood Spiderman

well contained, he's ignored

action is his reward to him

life is a great big hang up

wherever there's a hang up

you'll find a Spiderman