All language subtitles for 41 - Trouble With Snow + Spiderman Vs. Desperado

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, catch his feet

Just like flies, look out Here comes a Spiderman

Is he strong, listen, dud? He's got radio, active blood, can you swing from a thread?

Take a look, overhead, hey there, there goes a Spiderman

In the chill of nights, at the scene of a crime Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time

Spiderman, Spiderman, friendly neighborhood Spiderman Well contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him Life is a great big hang up

Wherever there's a hang up You'll find a Spiderman

It was a windy day, bitterly cold The temperature had dropped to frigid chill

A heavy gale whipped the tree, setting in action an extraordinary sequence of events

Keep watching

In a corner of the field stands a common ordinary snowman

Children put him together on their way to school

Huge, clumsy, and comical, you think? Watch this

A fantastic combination of circumstances

Extremely frigid temperature, a half congealed mass of ice and snow containing trace chemicals

from an upriver industrial plant, and a sudden blast of electric power of a certain voltage

A combination of accidents that could not be precisely duplicated in a thousand years

Why not, Susan? There's a swell picture playing at the Bijou

and we can have sodas and Pop Bigelow's ice cream parlor after the show

I told you, Peter Parker, I'm going ice skating with Roy Robinson

Who wants to go to a dumb old movie when you can go skating?

Just because you don't care for winter sports, don't think that I'm going to stay home

What is it?

Looks like a walking snowman, but that's impossible

Great leaping! Look out!

They think they're going to have to lose in my mind

You there, you lumbering monstrous great thing of snow, what do you think you're doing?

Stop or I'll shoot!

The creature vanished in the snow! Peter, what was that fantastic thing?

I don't know, Susan, but you go home, I've got to go back to school, I forgot something

It hardly seems possible that that giant snowman was alive

Lucky I caught this chunk of snow that was knocked off him when the bus collided with him

We'll soon see if there's anything unusual about this snow

This snow is filled with all sorts of unusual trace chemicals and rare elements

I wonder, could it be?

I was right, some kids must have molded that snowman on their way to school in this vacant lot

since the footprints beat here and stopped

This is right next to the river

The snow must have been contaminated with trace chemicals from those big industrial plants upriver from here

That and the broken electric lines brought the snow thing to a semblance of life

But, golly, how do you destroy something like that?

Well, no sign of him after he broke that neon sign

Maybe he's gone for good

Let's hope so

But the snowman had not gone

and in the next few days he appeared in many places

and the most alarming thing about the fantastic ice monster was his size

After every snowfall, the monster was seen to be larger

It grew and grew just like a snowball rolling down a snow-covered slope

and the police feared that soon he would be so gigantic as to be beyond all stuff

So get out there and get me a good picture of that snowman

I don't care if you have to stand on a street corner until you freeze solid

waiting for him to make an appearance

But, Mr. Jameson, I...

Get me a picture or don't come back

Alright, Mr. Jameson

Great

I gotta be one of the good guys and freeze my web off up here

while ordinary folks stay home all cozy and warm

Boy, let me tell you it sure is no fun being a superhero

Well, let's get to it

Boy, that sure was a heavy snow we had last night

Hey!

Oh, cancer, he's grown

The falling snow must have settled on him and somehow become part of his body

We don't stop that thing soon

He'll be too big to knock over with anything smaller than an atom bomb

Here goes

Let's see if we can't bring you down, you animated avalanche you

Wow

He's so cold, he freezes my webs

Now how am I gonna stop him?

Good thing I brought my flash camera

At least I can get a couple of pictures and save Peter Parker from losing his job

Hold it, cutie pie

Whoops

Okay, buster, if it's a fight you want

Hey, I felt an electric shock

That big bozo is charged with electricity

So I was right back there at the school lab

It was a massive dose of electricity that brought that walking avalanche to life

And he's still charged with enough Edison juice to fry a herd of hippos

No wonder he keeps being attracted by neon signs, traffic lights and power lines

He must be leaking electricity from every body surface

The charge is draining off and he's trying to replenish it

Wow, that gives me an idea

That's it, and away we go

Oh, over here, come on

Just let me borrow this copper cable for a couple of minutes, fellas

I'll give it right back

That's it, come on, you big bozo, just a little further

Parker, where are the blazes of you been?

Shut up, what a life

Spider-Man conquers the snow master in a fantastic street battle

With half the city looking on, and I'm willing to bet you didn't get a single picture

Well, I was busy at the time, Chief

Parker, you numbskuller, I don't know why I keep you on the stand

The most spectacular story of the year, and you're too busy to get a picture

You beaver with it, moron, you unbelievable, I don't know why

It was an ordinary day in the big city, a dull afternoon

Or at least, that's how it looked to our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

As he patrols the city from above, watching for criminal activity

Oh, hum, it's really Dolesville today

I might as well go home and do some homework

Hello, what's that?

Sounds like horses hooves

Hooves, cats, I don't believe it

What a fantastic get-up

A flying cowboy on an electronic horse

Am I going batty, or did I really see it?

Well, I better look into this

Hey, Louie, do you see what I see?

I hope not, Harry

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Hold on, you ferments

I ain't written all this way to have you ordinary prayers being on me

Reach for the sky, cow folks.

When you get back to town, you can tell the Marshal it was me who robbed the stagecoach.

Desperado! The Terror of the Pecos!

I don't know when they let you out of the loony bin, mister, but you can't get away with...

You fellas been drinking fire water or something?

That kooky cowboy is robbing the bank van.

Well, here's where I spike his guns.

Well, well, here comes the posse.

Get up there, old paint.

Oh, that was a cute trick.

Well, you got away this time.

But I'll be looking forward to the next round.

No clues yet as to the identity of the mysterious cowboy criminal whose fantastic exploits have terrorized the city.

Man, thanks, Peter. What next?

Flash, word has just been handed to me that Desperado, the flying bandit in cowboy togs, is breaking into the Barrett jewelry company on West Street.

Ah, excuse me, Aunt May. I feel like some air. I guess I'll take a walk.

This time that fugitive from a great B Western won't get away. West, do your stuff.

Hold on, partner. It's round-up time.

Well, bust my buttons if you need to do it in the funny air pit.

Get up, old paint.

So long, old buddy. Don't you take any wooden engines now?

I'm hitting the trail after you, Algoa.

And watch out for my dust, Sheriff.

What a tarnation.

We'll meet again, old buddy. And when we do, it'll be the last round-up. I promise you.

There must be some way to get that cornball cowpoke in a corner. But how?

Maybe...

That's it. What a beautiful idea.

Now to see if I can get Jonah Jameson to play along with the plot.

Well, do your stuff.

Sounds like an airbrained stunt to me, Jameson.

But if you're willing to play along with Spider-Man Skeem, so will my department.

Yeah, how about that. I thought you were dead south against Spider-Man, Chief.

How come you're willing to play along?

You don't think for one minute I'm falling for Spider-Man's pony line, do you?

That cowboy crook and his web-slinging pal don't fool me one bit.

But Chief, Spider-Man and Desperado are allies after those two battles they fought, they must be deadly enemies.

Why else would Spider-Man cook out this trap?

Blamed if I know, but I'll tell you this. A pony fight or two means nothing.

Those two are in cahoots, and I'm going to prove it.

Spider-Man's idea is that rigging this pony exhibit of western stuff will draw Desperado like a fly to honey.

All right. But Spider-Man plans to be there to capture Desperado, and that's where villainous trickery comes in.

We'll secretly have the cops there to grab both Spider-Man and his cow-punching pal when they make their play. You'll see.

Golly, what a pickle. So I not only got to fight Desperado, but the cops as well.

Why do I have to be one of them good guys all the time?

Shacks, that blamed skylight is too darn small for me to get old pain through.

Guess I'll have to climb down myself.

Hold it right there, Desperado.

So we've worked trap all the time, eh, Marshal?

But even you think you can outdraw the terror of the pickers, you got another thing coming.

Yep, hold it right there. Now put down them guns.

What the...

Phonies, all of them. I mean hornswallow.

That's one word for it, cowpoke.

You!

Yep, that's right, partner. Now get ready for a mouthful of knuckles.

Before it's too late.

Luckily, my spider vision was strong enough to fight off the power of that hypnotic light gun long enough.

How do you like being roped on hog-tied, eh, Desperado?

Guess I know a trick or two with the old lasso bit.

Hold it right there, Spider-Man.

Whoops, I forgot about the brave boys in blue.

I don't know what your game is, Spider-Man, but if you surrender, I'll guarantee you a fair trial.

Sorry, boys, some other time, maybe.

Well, you won't get away at least.

I don't know what plot Spider-Man had in mind, but he had one good idea.

Huh? You mean, separating you from that mechanical fiddle of yours sure cuts down your chances of the past getaway.

Uh, Mr. Jameson, I see Spider-Man's plan worked. He captured Desperado after all.

Yeah! He's got you fooled, too, eh, Parker?

I'll tell you, he and Desperado were partners in a prime wave.

But this time his smart tricks backfired on him, and we got Desperado.

Next time, we'll get that no-good web-slinger, too.

Yes, sir. If you say so.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web any size

Catching seeds just like flies, look out

Here comes the Spider-Man

Is he strong? Listen, Doug

He's got radioactive blood

Can he swing from a thread?

Take a look, overhead, hey there

There goes a Spider-Man

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights

He arrives just in time

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Well-contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him

Life is a great big hang-up

Wherever there's a hang-up

You'll find a Spider-Man