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Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, catch your seeds,

just like flies, look out Here comes the Spiderman

Is he strong? Listen, Doug He's got radio, active blood

Can you swing from a thread? Take a look, overhead

Hey there, there goes a Spiderman

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time

Spiderman, Spiderman, friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Well-contained, he's ignored, action is his reward to him

Life is a great big hang up, wherever there's a hang up

You'll find a Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman, and Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman, and Spiderman

Success! Yes, the night has been good to us

This city will not, in its wildest dreams, guess the cause of its loss

Yes, it appears we have found a home, my pet

But last night was only very hustle

Tonight we will perform our astonishing debut before an onlooking audience of bluebloods and city officials

And then will they see, close up, the cause of their loss and our great fortune

Shall we drink to that, my pet?

Yes, I, Cardo, promise, tonight will be the bitter beginning of the living end

Yes, the skyscraper thefts were apparently timed in rapid succession

And the smooth precision in which they were carried out has local police convinced

There is a cunning cat burglar loose in the city

Peter, how could a burglar have possibly gotten into all those places?

That sounds impossible, humanly impossible

Yes, I wonder what we're up against

On the lighter side of the news

Look!

A Gala movie premiere is set for our town tonight, the specially invited audience of top city officials

Is promised an evening full of surprises

As well as the debut of an electrifying new screen process

It should be a big one

Hey Peter, a premiere! How'd you get tickets?

Didn't you know? I got a friend in high places

He must be a sport

Yeah, a real swinger

Welcome, my friends, to Pardo's premiere

Sit down, relax, shortly you will meet my pet

I bet this is going to be good

Yes, I hope you brought plenty of money, because this performance is a benefit

Mine!

Peter! Peter!

Don't look!

Polly! Polly! Snap out of it!

Everybody's out, that I, pulling my thoughts away, what is it?

Yes, just what I like, a captive audience

My friends, you have all been electromagnetry

My marvelous psycho galvanic gaze has suspended your thoughts

Therefore, your bodies are in complete suspension

Tallest to act, except at my command

Super senses almost gone, must try to stand

But as you are a premiere audience, now you shall pay the price

As my ashes pass among you, you will please pass all your valuables to the eye

And don't be stingy

You won't need a thing where you're going

Now

Down in front

So much for our strong willed friend, but he shall soon have company

Prepare to jettison the sacks, I'll dispense with the rest

Yes, look to the eye, my friends, and watch what it did with your minds it will now do to your bodies

In a wink, it'll whisk you away to the land of little green cards

And your leaderless city will pay me, Pardo, a royal tribute to exist

Launch the sacks

And the rest of you, prepare to vanish

Spiderman!

Pardo!

Phew!

Shows over, bright eyes, and my friends demand a refund

Really?

Come and try to get it

Holy Cats!

Hello, the police

Yes, Mr. Mayor

And the guard

Yes, sir

Call out everything

Harry, what happened?

It was fantastic

We could hear everything, but do nothing

Spiderman, save us

Spiderman?

Where is he?

Okay, let him have it

Alright, here we go

You fools

Now you have your place

I will have mine

It seems all my fish are in the same barrel

How convenient

Here, kitty

Quick!

Squash that insect

Ah, a tender foot, huh?

Maybe I can short circuit that short temper

Destroy that menace

Hello me, cat

I'll give you a charge

Psst, over here

Let's blow the works

Look, Spiderman

He's got him on the run

Who's got who on the run?

Come on, kitty

You've got a date with a hot foot

Come on, I'll sell you the Brooklyn Bridge

You'll get a big bang out of that

Ladies and gentlemen, the chase has led right down to the waterfront

And Spiderman is cornered against the bridge

And once he leaps there, there's no place left to leap

Spiderman has just webbed out his line between the cannon himself

But if he thinks that that will stop the great beast

Wait a minute

He's now anchoring his net to the subway's electric curve rail

You mean that's all that's left, just Pardo's clothes?

Nothing else

I think maybe they were one and the same

Maybe this Pardo had the power to transform himself into pure energy

You mean an electronic werewolf?

Or cat

Charlie, how could even Spiderman battle that?

Simple, he gave him his discharge

Spiderman, Spiderman does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size, catch his feet

Just like flies, look out

Here comes the Spiderman

Is he strong? Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood

Can you swing from a thread? Take a look, overhead

Hey there, there goes a Spiderman

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time

Spiderman, Spiderman, friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Well contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him

Life is a great big pain

Wherever there's a pain

You'll find the Spiderman