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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, catch his seeds,
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just like Clive's, look out, here comes the Spider-Man, is he strong, listen Doug, he's
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got radio, active blood, can you swing from a thread, take a look, overhead, hey there,
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there goes a Spider-Man, in the chill of night, at the scene of a crime, like a street of lights,
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he arrives just in time, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, well-contained,
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he's ignored, action is his reward to him, life is a great big hang up, wherever there's a hang up,
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you'll find a Spider-Man.
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Ouch, hey you really throw that rock, that's my special hard one, yeah, hard to catch, can you
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hold on to it, do me a favor, if you get in today, don't throw it too much, Artie, it's my best pitch,
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save it for the tight spot, huh Pete, I mean if I keep dropping the ball, I'll get dropped, get it,
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okay, but I've got a feeling if I don't pitch today, I won't make the team, and if we don't make the
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team, I know, no summer status, no girls I need, who goes out with a guy who can't make the team,
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yeah everybody loves a winner, and you don't get to win if you don't play the game, come on we've
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only got an hour, let's split to the zoo and tell the gang, yes listen well, as we have only an hour,
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this is your final briefing, again I remind you our plan depends for its success on complete
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deception and total shock, qualities for which I find you all, and would it be stupid?
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yeah listen to the boss, go ahead Shakespeare, me thinks it would be better to forestall
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celebrations till after the objective of our venture have fallen to us, yeah, what's the caper
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shakes? gentlemen, I give you the optimal gem,
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but a rock, like a baseball, merely a facsimile to answer your memories,
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oh gentlemen, the genuine presently resides here in the cosmopolitan museum, which shortly we shall
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enter, unopposed and filch this rock so preciously imposed, for who will suppose a monkey business
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from us, when we are garbed in the guise of the rapes, all this will shortly come true once phase
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one of our mission begins, here in the zoo, Shakespeare you're a genius
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ladies and gentlemen the whole zoo is breaking loose,
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all available police have been summons to the zoo
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Spider-Man has temporarily saved thousands from certain disaster by diverting the rage
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of the apes to himself, but can he save himself? Yes, that is the question. Well, let's see
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try this for size
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Guess it's time to pull the plug. Ah, he got away. Yes.
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But the attendant excitement will prepare the museum for our clandestine excursion.
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Ready, gentlemen? Our diamond awaits.
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Hey Joe, where's all your pals? All down to the zoo.
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I'm the only guard left. Well, let's hope there's no monkey business. I'll be ready for it.
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That should do it. Cleanest apes I ever saw. Again,
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the park belongs to the people who walk in it and the kids playing ball.
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Where's Peter? Well, if he doesn't show up, we'll forfeit.
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Okay, Mike, this is your ball game. Just give me your best.
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If Parker shows up, we'll stick him in the bullpen. I can't figure what held him up.
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This is a stick-up.
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You think you've never seen a monkey pull a gun before?
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It's great to be unpopular. Everybody takes one look and leaves the place to us.
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Yes, including the up-to-bow.
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Hmm, there's more here than meets the eye. Yeah, let me take a whack at it.
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Looks like they're getting around on old Mike and me in the bullpen.
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If you want to be a pitcher, you should learn to be reliable like Michael.
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Maybe you'll get to relief.
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Hey, Pete, Mr. Thompson says you should find that ball and warm up in a hurry.
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Come on, Mike. Burn it in, baby.
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You lost. Who can stop us now?
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I tell you, young man, the apes, the apes are in the museum.
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Oh, that's impossible.
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Of course, it's impossible. I'm impossible. You're impossible.
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But I saw them browsing in the gym collection.
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So, that's it.
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You see, Derby, how simple it is? With the will of the lookout for monkeys,
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who will detect the departure of millions?
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Yeah. Who's going to know this?
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Call it. And what if it is apes? No exit laughing.
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Spider-Man. Look out! Run for the wolves.
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Okay, Gluford. Now it's my turn. A perfect target.
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Gee, Shakespeare, he's got some better papers.
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Enough of this chit-chat. It is with supreme pleasure.
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I exterminate this insectivorous pest.
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Liquid datax. Yeah, that'll gum him up. Exactly.
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Okay, you mugs. Prepare to take him when the haze lifts.
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Where is he? Search the area. He must be there
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somewhere. Joe, you and me go around the other side
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of this tomb. Lenny, you keep your eyes peeled.
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This armor is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.
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I've played enough with you, Spider-Man.
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Smokescreen. Under which cover? I, and the optimal,
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will whisk the way. Says you.
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I too have infrared vision. Follow me, if you dare,
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to your death. One of us must go.
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Look! Is this what you want? Catch!
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Well, if it isn't the Prince of Thieves.
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Come on! Try two. Bring in Parker.
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Peter, where have you been? I-- You're in the game.
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Just get this one out, okay? I'll try. Hey, Pete, this is a tight spot.
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Okay, kid. You don't want to throw.
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Come on, Pete. Put it past him, Pete. Sock it to me, kid.
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Way more!
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You!
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Hey, that's the winning ball! Can I have it, Pete?
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Not for a million. You said it.
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can.
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Spins a web any size. Catch your seeds just like flies.
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Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man.
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Is he strong? Listen, Doug. He's got radioactive blood.
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Can you swing from a thread? Take a look overhead.
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Hey there, there goes the Spider-Man. In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime.
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Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time.
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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Well-contained, he's ignored. Action is his reward to him.
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Life is a great big pain. Wherever there's a pain,
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you'll find a Spider-Man.
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