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Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size Catch your seeds, just like flies

Look out, here comes the Spiderman

Is he strong?

Listen, Bud He's got radioactive blood

Can you swing from a thread Take a look overhead

Hey there, there goes the Spiderman In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime Like a street of lights

He arrives just in time Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman Well contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him Life is a great big hang up

Wherever there's a hang up You'll find the Spiderman

He's escaped I'm free

No prison can hold a scorpion Now I'll get my revenge on Jay, Jonah Jameson

and Spiderman What makes you think this rogues gallery

is worth anything, Parker?

Things have been pretty dull lately, Mr. Jameson

I thought maybe a feature story on past villains

A newspaper deals in use, Parker Not history

Besides Spiderman captured every one of them I'm not about to give that web-slinging menace

free publicity Jameson here

What?

He can't have We'll do something and do it quick

Call off the army Call the Marines

Call Washington But do something

What's up, JJ?

The scorpion He's escaped

And he has threatened to come after me They've got to get him before he gets me

Dr. Stilwell, it's all his fault Stilwell, Jameson here

The scorpion's loose Oh no, that's terrible

You created that monster It was your formula that gave him super strength

It's up to you to stop him Don't worry

The effects of the formula will have worn off by now

He's bound to come here I'll set a trap Make sure it's a strong one

He'd better be right, Parker or else Parker Teenagers

Here one minute gone the next Oh, Jameson's scared out of his wits

And I've got a hunch Dr. Stilwell's gonna need some help

From Spider-Man There, that should hold him

Even if he had his full strength Sorry to disappoint you, Doc

But I'm not about to fall into your trap Come on, Doc

I need more of that serum Double the power you gave me before

Never, I was wrong to give it to you before I won't make that mistake again

You just made one, Doc I'll find it myself

Stop, stop, you don't know what you're doing Stop, stop, I'll kill you

If everything's wrong, I can feel it Dr. Stilwell?

Spider-Man, over here You're too late

He's gone Did he get the serum?

No When I refused him, he drank a mixture of chemicals

This antidote may counteract the dose he took If you can find him and force him to take

it Just leave it up to old Doc Spider-Man

At least Scorpie leaves a clear trail I'd better catch up with him before he catches

up with Jameson The trail ends here

An old spider-sense tells me Just the insect I'm looking for, Spider-Man

Okay Scorpie, playtime's over You're right, your webs are like toys to me

Either I'm shrinking or he's growing I must be seeing things

You won't see nothing yet This is just the beginning

Spider-Man, now to get Jameson For a few minutes I thought I'd be on a liquid

diet permanently I've got to get to Jameson before that monster does

Hey Mac, do you see what I see?

Yeah, but I don't believe it No, I'm not kidding, I tell you he's 20 feet

He's out Stilwell's chemicals have made me bulletproof

Nothing can stop the scorpion 20 feet tall and he's after me

Calm down, Mr. Jameson Reports are coming in every few minutes

What does it say?

Scorpions dropped at a site near Midtown area That's here

Tank units called in to help, help Mr. Jameson, Mr. Jameson

Help, help!

Hello police, the Jameson just got Mr. Scorpions I mean the scorpion just got Mr. Jameson

Oh, Spider-Man, it's you You've got to save him

The scorpion or Jameson There's no funny Mr. Jameson's life is in

danger Okay Betty, I'll try

But first I've got to find him Attention all units, converge, hold your fire

Confine scope in to Central Park If they shoot at me, they'll get you first

Don't hurt me, I can help you I'll get you a pardon

I have friends, you help me I don't need anyone now, especially you

Scorpion now in area B, circle area, but hold fire until ordered

Let me down, help!

Here he comes, I've got to make him let go of Jameson

All units, open fire, aim for his legs Here's my hostage, leave me alone or you'll

never see him again Don't shoot, please don't shoot, hold your

fire You're through, Scorpie

You again This time I'll destroy you for good

When your friend Jameson will regret the day you sent me to jail

He's no friend of mine Honest Mr. Scorpion, it was Spider-Man who

sent you to jail Where'd he go?

Here I am, you duds, you've got to be fast to catch me

You're on your own now, Jameson All right, Spider-Man, come on and show yourself

I'll find you if I have to tear this park apart

You called?

Here's a free sample of Dr. Stilwell's magic elixir

He's over there, Commander!

Use your heavy artillery, but get him Looks like Spider-Man took care of this mission

for us, this scorpion stung by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Weren't you afraid, Mr. Jameson?

Of course not, Miss Brand I was just yelling to let Spider-Man know

where we were In fact, you might say that if it wasn't for

me You're on your own now, Mr. Scorpion, come on and show us your way to jail, Mr. Stilwell's.

That means limit it, Stan, but there's no limit to our talent, A-Lee

Easy as opening a can of beans Well, beans never look like that

Someone's in the boat Talk about the mighty's touch

Okay, reach for the... not you, not Spider-Man Give the little man first prize for guessing

right That beetle brain Spider-Man is now officially

a fugitive from justice Spider-Man?

What did he do?

He stole a million dollars worth of diamonds And he was caught red-handed by the guard

He was caught Well, not exactly

Just as the guard was about to slip the cuffs on, somebody hit him from behind

Spider-Man's no thief And he works alone

How do you know it was the real Spider-Man?

Because he said he was And he left this

Oh, no Oh, J.J. really had me going this morning

Till I found out the Patterson twins, alias the human flies, were paroled from prison

I doubt if they'll go back to their old hangout, but I gotta start somewhere

Blue-white and perfect We get the diamonds

Spider-Man gets the blame We even use his gimmicks

He's got a spider tracer We got a fly tracer

Once we plant that on old webbed We'll know when he's around

That alone should drive him wacky Better hide the loot

He should've come here first This diamond caper has all the earmarks of

the human fly twins I canceled them out once, and my spider sense

tells me Well, if it isn't our old playmate, Spider-Man

I wasn't expecting such a hearty welcome We're good boys now, Spidey

Here's my hand on it Glad to hear that you've seen the

I should've known better than to get close to those crooked clowns

They're up to some shenanigans, and I'm gonna find out what

I just heard him beat by, headed your way Good, I'll put plan A into effect

You take care of the bank Got you, Red Harry?

You sure have There's one of them

I'll wait 'til he gets inside Then catch him in the act

Plan A now in effect Proceed as planned

Spider-Man about to be fly-trapped Fast work, but he's got the goods

We meet again, and this time I'm making a citizen's arrest

How can a fugitive like you arrest an honest, upstanding, innocent,

reformed citizen like little old me Daisy, with this evidence, apples

What else?

They say an apple a day keeps the police away Speaking of police, sounds like they're heading

for the bank It was Spider-Man, all right, he even left

his mask I'm too late

There he is!

Get him!

He got the jewels, but he left his web and a bag of apples

Something tells me I've been tricked into a fly-trapper

Liz Brandt, do you know what this bright, happy, beautiful day is?

Uh, your birthday?

Better than that!

Spider-Man's doomsday!

You mean, they've arrested him?

Heh heh heh, not yet, but they will, and they have all the evidence they need

I refuse to believe Spider-Man's done anything wrong

Oh no, first he's recognized as a diamond robbery

Next the stupid web slinger not only leaves his mask at the scene of the bank robbery,

but is seen fleeing from the bank Then he breaks into a jewelry store and litters

up the place with webbing and apples Apples?

The way you tell it, Spider-Man would have to be twin

I've told you and Parker a million times, Parker!

All this action going on and not one picture from that irresponsible teenager?

Bet you Jameson's having a field day with all this evidence against me

That I can take, but being made a chump off by those treacherous twins is just too much

Somehow those flies know where I am before I do

A metal fly?

Aha!

Pretty sneaky Copying my spider tracer

I've been bugged enough It's time to swat a couple of flies

Heh heh heh, revenge grows sweeter by the night

Spider-Man is wanted by the law And we have the only shack in town with wall

to wall money Heh heh heh

Through the courtesy of our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

The bug isn't beeping yet Let's go find him

Or better yet, let him find us Signal's coming through great

So that's their next caper No signal yet

Suppose we should wait for him Nah, I'll go on ahead

And you keep listening He's sure to turn up

Signal me if he shows up

He didn't beep No, but you did

Where's your brother?

It's going to be telling Okay, in that opening, now he'll try to lead

me away Heh heh heh heh.

Come and catch me if you can Funny Spider-Man hasn't practiced down yet

Oh, I wouldn't say that Try this for an eyes

You were saying Miss Brandt, see what you think of these headlines

for Spider-Man's capture Heh heh heh

Spider-Man caught in his own web End of the line for Spider-Man

Mr. Jameson's office Yes, Sergeant O'Brien

Really? Oh, how wonderful What is it, Miss Brandt?

Have they captured that wall-crawling weasel?

And recovered all the stolen goods Aha, I knew it

They caught him with the loot I certainly will

Thank you for calling My day of triumph has arrived

I can see it in print now Spider-Man unmasked

Mr. Jameson, it had better read This performance of the flies

Penciled by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Oh, no! Oh, yes, Mr. Jameson, oh, yes

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web any size Catch his feet, just like flies

Look out, here comes the Spider-Man Is he strong?

Listen, bud, he's got radioactive blood Can you swing from a thread?

Take a look overhead Hey there, there goes the Spider-Man

In the chill of night At the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights He arrives just in time

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Well-conveiled, he's ignored Action is his reward to him

Life is a great big hang-up Wherever there's a hang-up

You'll find a Spider-Man!