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Spider-Man does whatever a spider can Spins a web any size, catch his seeds

Just like Clive's, look out Here comes the Spider-Man

Is he strong? Listen, Doug, he's got radioactive blood Can you swing from a thread? Take a look, overhead

Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man In the chill of night at the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Well-contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him Life is a great big hang-up

Wherever there's a hang-up You'll find a Spider-Man

Whoa, who's there? Ask no questions, Electro, just do as I say and you'll be free

If this is some trick It's no trick, as you shall see

The Green Goblin, sir Yes, you stand guard

What's going on here? Follow me Follow you? I can't even see you

Do like the voice, says Goblin What have we got to lose?

What's this all about? What do you care, Vulture? As long as you get

a chance to flap your wings again Hurry, you're almost free

Who are you? And why did you bring us here?

I am Dr. Knowabody, arch-enemy of Spider-Man He defeated me once just as he did each of

you But where we failed individually, we shall

succeed together in destroying Spider-Man

A little goblin dust, Spider-Man I can't see

That's the general idea Now for the big surprise

A special pumpkin bomb, designed to destroy your spider-sensors

Soon we will destroy you, Spider-Man We, the Green Goblin, and who else?

Green Goblin, Electro, and the Vulture, that's who

Don't you read the Daily Bugle, Parker? Well, yes, Mr. Jameson, but I overslept this

morning It's the worst jailbreak of the century, Peter

The guard was hit on the head, but he swears he saw no one in the room

Yet someone unlocked their cells, and they just walked out

Any idea who did it? Who? I'll tell you who I had to ask

Spider-Man, that's who You finish off Spider-Man?

You've got a hole in your pumpkin head? Why, you overgrown canary, I'll show you

Gentlemen, can't you stop squabbling? I could have finished off Spider-Man last

night, if I hadn't listened to you My new formula for your pumpkin bomb, black

touty spider-sensors Vulture, have you tested the new weapon I developed

for you? Yes

Then go, and be sure you don't miss Spider-Man will know what hit him

Just like I figured, the Vulture You've lost your touch, Spider-Man!

And you've lost your marbles, Vulture, I caged you before, and I'll do it again

You're not sending me back to jail, we are finishing you

With what? Words? With this?

Concussion bombs, they're sapping my strength

Okay, Electro, I've softened him up, he won't hurt you now

Very funny, get lost before I send your tail feathers

First they knock out my spider-sensors, then weaken my spider powers, what next?

How about a few bolts of energy, Spider-Man? I can't even fight back

Wondering why you're still alive? You read mine too

I only use a small portion of my power What's the matter, forget to pay your electric

bill? Joke while you can, Spider-Man, we've only

been toying with you so far Meet us at midnight tonight, and be prepared

for your finale And if I decline the invitation

If you refuse, we will destroy the entire city And you with it

It just might work If it does, that'll take care of problem number

one Problem number two is, who's the brain behind

this caper? It's not Electro, Goblin would take first

prize in a stupidity contest, and Vulture's got bird seed for a brain

There's just one person who could enter a prison without being seen, Dr. Noah Body

What he doesn't know is, I know how to spin a special web as double insurance

Comes midnight, there'll be a showdown that'll go down in history

And then, I'll finish off Spider-Man with my extra special pumpkin bomb

I will finish him off with my extra special missile

I'll deliver the final blow with an electrical bolt, that'll

Gentlemen, for the last time stop this bickering, or I'll lock you all up and do the job myself

That's better, come, it's ten minutes to twelve, time for our appointment with Spider-Man

Hello, anyone here? Guess they chickened out

It's a lot of electro We wouldn't think of disappointing you

Where are your friends? Here I am, you web-headed fool

And Goblin will get you if you don't watch out

Now that roll call's over, I'll give you all a lesson

You've shot your web, Spider-Man, now it's our turn

You can't dodge my missiles, web-headed

I think the time has come to play my ace in the hole and it had better work

You fools, he's out fighting and out-witting you, now get him

My turn, vulture See how it's done, Burbrane?

You put in the broad side of a battleship By you, your walking fuse-box

You, you miserable mud-hen One down, three to go

Uh-oh, here comes Gobby I'll have the honor of finishing Spider-Man

At last, I've beaten nothing And that's all, he's gone, he got away

Of course he has, what have you got for brains, pumpkin seeds?

I'll cut off your current for good, you Two down, two to go

Pssst, Goblin, he's on the side of a building Good, we'll make it the surprise party

Three down, and one to go And this one's gonna be the toughest

I have the advantage, Spider-Man, I can see you, but you can't see me

Then come and get me You can't escape, Spider-Man, I've waited

in a long time for this moment How did you?

My spider sense, and besides, I took a crash course in ventriloquism

Those insults, electro and vulture I did a pretty good job, wouldn't you say?

This large economy pack of villains, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

In a manner of speaking, gentlemen, you blow it

It's on your pole and you've made my way, go

How does he do it?

How?

If you mean Spider-Man, he did it with ventriloquism, pretty clever if you ask me

Well, I didn't ask you, Miss Brandt, I still say the greatest villain of all time is J.

Jonah Jameson You said it, Mr. Jameson, we didn't

You said it, Mr. Jameson The collection of rare books will make a great

picture story for the Daily Bugle, Mr. Grayson Happy to oblige, Parker

Now take this antique volume of Shakespeare That's what I had in mind

Huh?

Well, what I meant was, would you mind posing with it?

Of course How's this?

Great, just great Did anyone ever tell you you're very photogenic,

Mr. Grayson?

The museum, a book nothing maybe Wallop and web snappers, it's me

Okay, whoever you are, hand over that book Try and get it

Let's get out of here, Brutus It's that inset Spider-Man

Erase him, Brutus If the pictures turn out, I'll send you some

This really bugs me I wonder how old Jameson's going to react

to the second Peter Parker Peter Parker, a thief?

Jay Jonah Jameson doesn't hire thieves, Captain O'Malley

I don't care what Grayson said I'll bet the one behind these robberies is Spider-Man

Mr. Jameson, it's wonderful of you to stand up for Peter like that

No credit to Parker, Miss Brant I just can't have the Daily Bugle involved

Oh, under that gruff exterior is a gruff interior

Ah, what a rogue and peasant slave am I To so wish of beauty that I must take it

from such dolts Only I, Charles Cameo, renowned actor and

master of impersonation, could get away with it

Now who shall be my next? Cadzooks, of course, Salvador E. Fricasso, the great abstractionist

painter His paintings are an exhibit now, and he

is in Europe Another job, but don't be crude, Brutus

Let's just say we are about to beard the varlets in the den and take their treasure

This is an outrage You have hung all my paintings upside down

Upside down? But I thought I'll not have my life work left

to the mercy of soulless sops Remove them at once

You can't do this What about the exhibit?

What shall I do? That looks like Salvador E. Fricasso, but

it can't be, he's in Europe Well, spider sense is jangling

Please reconsider, Mr. Fricasso Never!

That face cinches him Get the paintings in the van

I'll take care of Spider-Man Let's get out of here fast

I think I just created a work of art Another art robbery

And Spider-Man was at the scene of a crime this time

But Mr. James and Spider-Man tried to save the paintings, not steal them

Bah, he probably hired someone to pose as Fricasso

He may be able to fool the police, but he can't fool me

Speaking of the police, aren't you supposed to pick up the police memorial statue at Bodinski's

studio? That's right, and I shall see to it personally

that it doesn't fall into the hands of Spider-Man

Old Jameson's taking no chances with the Bodinski statue

Police chief O'Malley will thank you personally at the unveiling, Mr. Bodinski

Creating the statue was an honor in itself, Mr. Jameson

Wallop and web-snappers, it's all pie-face again

It's that web-slinging weasel

That takes care of Spider-Man, and no encores, please

Are you hurt? I'm all right, the bullet just grazed, but those two were impostors

He may not like me, but even Jameson wouldn't shoot me

Bodinski, Jameson here Sorry I was delayed, had to follow up a phony

news item Some crank on him

What do you mean I picked up the statue? The nerve of that swindling spiderhead

Now he's using someone to impersonate me

Take a bow, cameo, for your inspired performance as J. Jonah Jameson

Perhaps you can do me one more favor at the antique show preview

I'm sure this Bodilini goblet will be the head of the antique show tomorrow

Thank you, Mr. Jameson We appreciate the publicity your paper has

given us I'll bet it's that imposter again

It's really beautiful Mind if I hold it?

Please do Uh-huh, mushing touch What's going on here?

A little trick called an ounce of prevention You've gone too far this time, Spider-Man

Let's see who you really are It is you, but my spider sense

You'll pay for this, you bug The imposter was the manager

Looks like I got caught in my own web Get me out of this web

You catch Spider-Man, O'Malley, or I'll beam some hold on a minute

I want you to make Spider-Man your personal case, understand?

I suggest we set a trap I'll print an item in the Daily Bugle that'll

bring Spider-Man running right into our hands Yes, yes, yes, okay

The noted credenza Renaissance tapestries will be moved from the dark warehouse tonight

How nice of Jameson to supply the plot for my next performance

Black by word, O'Malley As soon as those tapestries are unloaded,

Spider-Man will show Where's the police van?

It's on its way, Jameson Just relax

Watch the meaning of this There he is, you'd better be right, J.J.

There he is, get him!

What for?

He hasn't done anything yet Quick, Brutus, put him in

See?

I told you Now capture him

Which one?

No, I don't care which one, get them both That man's an imposter

That man is the imposter There can't be two, Spider-Man

Let's take them both in Hold on a second

We'll have a showdown to prove which of us is the real Spider-Man

And you can unmask the loser That's fair enough

But no tricks Duplicated my web power

Let's see if you've got the spider strength to go with it

He's trying to get away They're getting away

I told you they're working together What's the matter, run out of spider powers?

I'll have your badge for this You let him get away

Calm down, Jameson Spider-Man brought him back

Here's a little present from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, O'Malley

Brutus, save me Drop that gun

He got away Spider-Man got away

And here's the imposter who's been stealing the art treasures

Charles Cameo, sometime actor, all-time crook

Your next performance will be in front of the judge

Thanks to Spider-Man You're dadzooks

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size Catch your seeds, just like lies, look out

Here comes the Spider-Man Is he strong, listen, bud

He's got radioactive blood Can you swing from a thread?

Take a look, overhead, hey there There goes a Spider-Man

In the chill of night At the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights He arrives just in time

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Well-contained, he's ignored Action is his reward to him

It's a great big day, wherever there's a pain, you'll find a Spider-Man