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Spider-Man does whatever a spider can Spins a web any size, catch his seeds
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Just like Clive's, look out Here comes the Spider-Man
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Is he strong? Listen, Doug, he's got radioactive blood Can you swing from a thread? Take a look, overhead
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Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man In the chill of night at the scene of a crime
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Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time Spider-Man, Spider-Man
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Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Well-contained, he's ignored
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Action is his reward to him Life is a great big hang-up
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Wherever there's a hang-up You'll find a Spider-Man
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Whoa, who's there? Ask no questions, Electro, just do as I say and you'll be free
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If this is some trick It's no trick, as you shall see
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The Green Goblin, sir Yes, you stand guard
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What's going on here? Follow me Follow you? I can't even see you
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Do like the voice, says Goblin What have we got to lose?
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What's this all about? What do you care, Vulture? As long as you get
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a chance to flap your wings again Hurry, you're almost free
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Who are you? And why did you bring us here?
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I am Dr. Knowabody, arch-enemy of Spider-Man He defeated me once just as he did each of
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you But where we failed individually, we shall
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succeed together in destroying Spider-Man
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A little goblin dust, Spider-Man I can't see
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That's the general idea Now for the big surprise
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A special pumpkin bomb, designed to destroy your spider-sensors
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Soon we will destroy you, Spider-Man We, the Green Goblin, and who else?
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Green Goblin, Electro, and the Vulture, that's who
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Don't you read the Daily Bugle, Parker? Well, yes, Mr. Jameson, but I overslept this
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morning It's the worst jailbreak of the century, Peter
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The guard was hit on the head, but he swears he saw no one in the room
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Yet someone unlocked their cells, and they just walked out
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Any idea who did it? Who? I'll tell you who I had to ask
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Spider-Man, that's who You finish off Spider-Man?
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You've got a hole in your pumpkin head? Why, you overgrown canary, I'll show you
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Gentlemen, can't you stop squabbling? I could have finished off Spider-Man last
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night, if I hadn't listened to you My new formula for your pumpkin bomb, black
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touty spider-sensors Vulture, have you tested the new weapon I developed
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for you? Yes
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Then go, and be sure you don't miss Spider-Man will know what hit him
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Just like I figured, the Vulture You've lost your touch, Spider-Man!
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And you've lost your marbles, Vulture, I caged you before, and I'll do it again
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You're not sending me back to jail, we are finishing you
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With what? Words? With this?
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Concussion bombs, they're sapping my strength
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Okay, Electro, I've softened him up, he won't hurt you now
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Very funny, get lost before I send your tail feathers
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First they knock out my spider-sensors, then weaken my spider powers, what next?
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How about a few bolts of energy, Spider-Man? I can't even fight back
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Wondering why you're still alive? You read mine too
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I only use a small portion of my power What's the matter, forget to pay your electric
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bill? Joke while you can, Spider-Man, we've only
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been toying with you so far Meet us at midnight tonight, and be prepared
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for your finale And if I decline the invitation
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If you refuse, we will destroy the entire city And you with it
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It just might work If it does, that'll take care of problem number
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one Problem number two is, who's the brain behind
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this caper? It's not Electro, Goblin would take first
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prize in a stupidity contest, and Vulture's got bird seed for a brain
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There's just one person who could enter a prison without being seen, Dr. Noah Body
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What he doesn't know is, I know how to spin a special web as double insurance
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Comes midnight, there'll be a showdown that'll go down in history
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And then, I'll finish off Spider-Man with my extra special pumpkin bomb
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I will finish him off with my extra special missile
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I'll deliver the final blow with an electrical bolt, that'll
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Gentlemen, for the last time stop this bickering, or I'll lock you all up and do the job myself
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That's better, come, it's ten minutes to twelve, time for our appointment with Spider-Man
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Hello, anyone here? Guess they chickened out
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It's a lot of electro We wouldn't think of disappointing you
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Where are your friends? Here I am, you web-headed fool
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And Goblin will get you if you don't watch out
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Now that roll call's over, I'll give you all a lesson
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You've shot your web, Spider-Man, now it's our turn
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You can't dodge my missiles, web-headed
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I think the time has come to play my ace in the hole and it had better work
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You fools, he's out fighting and out-witting you, now get him
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My turn, vulture See how it's done, Burbrane?
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You put in the broad side of a battleship By you, your walking fuse-box
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You, you miserable mud-hen One down, three to go
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Uh-oh, here comes Gobby I'll have the honor of finishing Spider-Man
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At last, I've beaten nothing And that's all, he's gone, he got away
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Of course he has, what have you got for brains, pumpkin seeds?
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I'll cut off your current for good, you Two down, two to go
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Pssst, Goblin, he's on the side of a building Good, we'll make it the surprise party
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Three down, and one to go And this one's gonna be the toughest
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I have the advantage, Spider-Man, I can see you, but you can't see me
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Then come and get me You can't escape, Spider-Man, I've waited
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in a long time for this moment How did you?
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My spider sense, and besides, I took a crash course in ventriloquism
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Those insults, electro and vulture I did a pretty good job, wouldn't you say?
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This large economy pack of villains, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
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In a manner of speaking, gentlemen, you blow it
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It's on your pole and you've made my way, go
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How does he do it?
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How?
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If you mean Spider-Man, he did it with ventriloquism, pretty clever if you ask me
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Well, I didn't ask you, Miss Brandt, I still say the greatest villain of all time is J.
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Jonah Jameson You said it, Mr. Jameson, we didn't
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You said it, Mr. Jameson The collection of rare books will make a great
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picture story for the Daily Bugle, Mr. Grayson Happy to oblige, Parker
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Now take this antique volume of Shakespeare That's what I had in mind
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Huh?
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Well, what I meant was, would you mind posing with it?
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Of course How's this?
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Great, just great Did anyone ever tell you you're very photogenic,
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Mr. Grayson?
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The museum, a book nothing maybe Wallop and web snappers, it's me
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Okay, whoever you are, hand over that book Try and get it
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Let's get out of here, Brutus It's that inset Spider-Man
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Erase him, Brutus If the pictures turn out, I'll send you some
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This really bugs me I wonder how old Jameson's going to react
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to the second Peter Parker Peter Parker, a thief?
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Jay Jonah Jameson doesn't hire thieves, Captain O'Malley
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I don't care what Grayson said I'll bet the one behind these robberies is Spider-Man
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Mr. Jameson, it's wonderful of you to stand up for Peter like that
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No credit to Parker, Miss Brant I just can't have the Daily Bugle involved
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Oh, under that gruff exterior is a gruff interior
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Ah, what a rogue and peasant slave am I To so wish of beauty that I must take it
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from such dolts Only I, Charles Cameo, renowned actor and
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master of impersonation, could get away with it
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Now who shall be my next? Cadzooks, of course, Salvador E. Fricasso, the great abstractionist
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painter His paintings are an exhibit now, and he
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is in Europe Another job, but don't be crude, Brutus
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Let's just say we are about to beard the varlets in the den and take their treasure
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This is an outrage You have hung all my paintings upside down
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Upside down? But I thought I'll not have my life work left
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to the mercy of soulless sops Remove them at once
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You can't do this What about the exhibit?
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What shall I do? That looks like Salvador E. Fricasso, but
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it can't be, he's in Europe Well, spider sense is jangling
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Please reconsider, Mr. Fricasso Never!
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That face cinches him Get the paintings in the van
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I'll take care of Spider-Man Let's get out of here fast
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I think I just created a work of art Another art robbery
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And Spider-Man was at the scene of a crime this time
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But Mr. James and Spider-Man tried to save the paintings, not steal them
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Bah, he probably hired someone to pose as Fricasso
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He may be able to fool the police, but he can't fool me
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Speaking of the police, aren't you supposed to pick up the police memorial statue at Bodinski's
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studio? That's right, and I shall see to it personally
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that it doesn't fall into the hands of Spider-Man
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Old Jameson's taking no chances with the Bodinski statue
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Police chief O'Malley will thank you personally at the unveiling, Mr. Bodinski
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Creating the statue was an honor in itself, Mr. Jameson
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Wallop and web-snappers, it's all pie-face again
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It's that web-slinging weasel
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That takes care of Spider-Man, and no encores, please
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Are you hurt? I'm all right, the bullet just grazed, but those two were impostors
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He may not like me, but even Jameson wouldn't shoot me
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Bodinski, Jameson here Sorry I was delayed, had to follow up a phony
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news item Some crank on him
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What do you mean I picked up the statue? The nerve of that swindling spiderhead
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Now he's using someone to impersonate me
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Take a bow, cameo, for your inspired performance as J. Jonah Jameson
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Perhaps you can do me one more favor at the antique show preview
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I'm sure this Bodilini goblet will be the head of the antique show tomorrow
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Thank you, Mr. Jameson We appreciate the publicity your paper has
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given us I'll bet it's that imposter again
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It's really beautiful Mind if I hold it?
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Please do Uh-huh, mushing touch What's going on here?
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A little trick called an ounce of prevention You've gone too far this time, Spider-Man
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Let's see who you really are It is you, but my spider sense
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You'll pay for this, you bug The imposter was the manager
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Looks like I got caught in my own web Get me out of this web
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You catch Spider-Man, O'Malley, or I'll beam some hold on a minute
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I want you to make Spider-Man your personal case, understand?
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I suggest we set a trap I'll print an item in the Daily Bugle that'll
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bring Spider-Man running right into our hands Yes, yes, yes, okay
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The noted credenza Renaissance tapestries will be moved from the dark warehouse tonight
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How nice of Jameson to supply the plot for my next performance
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Black by word, O'Malley As soon as those tapestries are unloaded,
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Spider-Man will show Where's the police van?
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It's on its way, Jameson Just relax
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Watch the meaning of this There he is, you'd better be right, J.J.
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There he is, get him!
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What for?
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He hasn't done anything yet Quick, Brutus, put him in
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See?
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I told you Now capture him
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Which one?
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No, I don't care which one, get them both That man's an imposter
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That man is the imposter There can't be two, Spider-Man
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Let's take them both in Hold on a second
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We'll have a showdown to prove which of us is the real Spider-Man
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And you can unmask the loser That's fair enough
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But no tricks Duplicated my web power
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Let's see if you've got the spider strength to go with it
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He's trying to get away They're getting away
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I told you they're working together What's the matter, run out of spider powers?
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I'll have your badge for this You let him get away
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Calm down, Jameson Spider-Man brought him back
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Here's a little present from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, O'Malley
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Brutus, save me Drop that gun
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He got away Spider-Man got away
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And here's the imposter who's been stealing the art treasures
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Charles Cameo, sometime actor, all-time crook
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Your next performance will be in front of the judge
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Thanks to Spider-Man You're dadzooks
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can
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Spins a web, any size Catch your seeds, just like lies, look out
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Here comes the Spider-Man Is he strong, listen, bud
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He's got radioactive blood Can you swing from a thread?
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Take a look, overhead, hey there There goes a Spider-Man
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In the chill of night At the scene of a crime
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Like a street of lights He arrives just in time
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
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Well-contained, he's ignored Action is his reward to him
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It's a great big day, wherever there's a pain, you'll find a Spider-Man
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