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Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size Catch your seeds, just like lice, look out

Here comes a Spider-Man Is he strong?

Listen, Doug He's got radioactive blood

Can you swing, from a thread Take a look, overhead

Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime Like a street of light

He arrives just in time Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Well-contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him Life is a great big pain

Wherever there's a pain You'll find a Spider-Man

Right on schedule 15 million dollars in gold bullion from the International Exchange

That would sure make a lot of tooth fillings No armored truck can stop the Rhino

All secure, let's go No problem here, better be on my way

Look, the Rhino!

That's coming from a beer

What happened?

The Rhino, he pushed the truck, gold and all, into the river

The truck's there, but the gold is gone

Divers have located the truck, but there's not a trace of the missing bullion

The guard's description of what happened is vague

Vague schmade, this has all the earmarks of a Spider-Man caper

But Spider-Man came on the scene after it happened, like he even dove in after it

Right, he dove in, grabbed the gold, then came up and said it was missing

The guard said it was the Rhino who Spider-Man used the disguise to pull up

How could Spider-Man lift all that gold and hide it in just a few seconds?

As much as I hate to admit this, that web-headed weasel does have superpowers, you know

Whoever got away with the gold had to have super, superpowers

Beautiful, beautiful

Only the great and the strong deserve a monument to their fame

And as I am the greatest and the strongest, my statue will be solid gold

Gold, solid gold

The bullion wasn't enough, I need more gold, I must have more gold

And I know just where to get it

Wallop and whipsnappers, what was that? It's coming from Wall Street

Wow, what a mess

Whoever went in must come out right into my web

Might as well get a shot for old Jameson

Got away

How do you capture a charging catastrophe?

You say Spider-Man was on the scene when you got there?

That's right, he covered the hole with his web to catch the rhino

But he didn't catch him, did he?

Well, no, the rhino got away

Exactly

Parker, you've just proved my point

Spider-Man is using the rhino to do his dirty work

Just like he used him as a decoy to get the bullion

That web-headed menace will have a hard time crawling out of this one

Yes, he sure will

I've covered the entire city and there's not a clue to where the rhino's hiding

But he must have taken the gold somewhere nearby

Think I'll case this area, but carefully

Old spider-senses are acting up, I must be getting warm

Well, what do you know?

No Michelangelo-y, but talk about a king-sized ego

Here's Spider-Man

Try this for size

Spider-Man is destroyed

Must have been an explosion

Hey Mac, over here, look

It's the box stolen from the international exchange

But the gold is gone

Whoever took it must have

Over there, it's Spider-Man

Hold it right there Spider-Man, you've got some explaining to do

Sorry, but I've got a date with a rhino

That's it

Old Jameson's really going to have a field day with his tidbit

Then again, maybe news that I'm alive will force the rhino out into the open

All units, Spider-Man seen swinging over area A, B on lookout

Spider-Man lives

Only he knows my secret

I must destroy him

But first I must hide my statue until I'm ready to unveil it

You'll be safe here

While I draw out Spider-Man

I'll cause such a ruckus that he'll come running

I smell more than fish from Fulton Street, I smell trouble

That ought to bring Spider-Man

This is the moment of truth

No whip can stop the rhino

That's got to be more than a whip

Just a little formula I dreamed up called concentrated steel

Good, I've got him on the run

Nothing can hold the rhino

I'll destroy you Spider-Man

If it's the last thing I do

Flattery will get you nowhere

What a pair of bookends you'd make

What do you mean there are statues of a gold and silver rhino at the entrance to this building?

They're a present to the Daily Bugle from Spider-Man

Here's the card

Please cuff links from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Why that worm? That conniving weapon?

Nothing will ever convince me that he wasn't behind this

Follow my instructions carefully

Now, Ox, place the explosive next to the vault

When I give the signal, cowboy, pull the pin

Ready?

Now!

I'd kill you, I'd kill you

I'd kill you

That came from the security building

I got a feeling I'm in time for a crime

Watch it, cowboy, Spider-Man's outside the window

Oops

Alley

You're a real swinger, Spider-Man

The ox will take over

Not now, you fool, get the blueprints first

The clutter, that figures

Ox, move this here door out of the way

Come on, cowboy

Don't just stand there, grab the blueprints and get out

Donald, let's hit the trail

You're too late, Spider-Man

Soon the blueprints for the missile will be in my hands

And certain foreign clients will pay a handsome price for them

Come on, Ox, now's our chance

I'm hungry, can't we stop for grub?

You're always hungry, follow me

Those refugees from a rodeo can't be too far away

There they go, Spider-Man's tailing you, take cover

And this bird says to me, man

Greet the day like a blade of grass

Sing with the eyes, man

But dig the mower

Then the wolves...

Spider-Sense isn't tingling for nothing

They're here somewhere

Let's go

Well, what do you know?

Stop it, cowboy, stop it

Stop him, cowboy, stop him

I'll get him, boss

Now get out of there, both of you

Right, boss

This way

Be by for fun

If I were on Ox, which way would I run?

He must not get out of that alley alive

I'm gonna hold tight, you Spider-Man

Permanently

Much obliged, partner

Use your gun, cowboy, get those blueprints back

Ox, get the blueprints

What a type of run-out of ammunition

Cowboy, get your gun, don't let him get away

Mm-hmm, well done. Return to headquarters at once

Every foreign agent wants these blueprints

And I'll sell them to the highest bidder

Why not sell them each a copy?

Hey, cowboy, that would be dishonest

You big, stupid Ox

The key cold blueprint is missing

Dig that flown line

Like it's an all-soul man

He must have dropped it

Roll your eyes over those crazy pajamas

Yeah, what some cats won't do to get attention

Cool it, man, like my head's got a real crease in it

Wallop and web-snappers, they missed one

Sorry to cut out, fellas, but there's a crooked party going on

And I gotta make the scene

Nothing like crawling the walls, man

This new webbing formula had better be plotter-proof and police-proof

I need one more little item to completely convince Jameson

That I'm a crook before I embark on my new career as public enemy number one

This is just the proof I need

To show this hero happy city what a low-down, web-slinging, wall-crawling crook Spider-Man really is

You're absolutely right, Mr. Jameson

I'll have the police put out a dragnet a worm couldn't get through

You're absolutely right, Mr. Jameson

You're a sharp lad, Parker, for a teenager. What happened to your head?

It was round-up time in Greenwich Village and I got branded

That's the trouble with you kids. Ask a simple question, get a silly answer

You're absolutely right, Mr. Jameson

Oafs, bunglers, lunkheads, you told me you got rid of Spider-Man

I showed him, just like you told me to

It didn't move, no, nothing

And for your information, he's very much alive

And he has the key, cold blueprint

The others are no good without it

Find Spider-Man and bring him to me, that's one

I'll say one thing for old J.J.J.

When he calls for a dragnet, he doesn't go halfway

Guess it's time for Spidey, the black-hearted villain, to get into the act

There he is!

Spider-Man, sighted at West 14th and Avenue of the Americas

Spider-Man sighted on 13th Street, heading toward Broadway

There's plenty of action, but not the...

Old Spider-Sense tells me I've got company

Mustn't make it look too easy

We gotta get to him before the police do

Come on, cowboy, where's your timing?

There he is, men, try to take him alive

It's about time

That's not a police copter

Bring 'em directly here, cowboy

I'll have a warm welcome ready

This is your last chance, Spider-Man

Where is the blueprint?

Sorry, skinhead

I'm of the old school, where silence is golden

Maybe the ox will make you talk

Let me at 'em

You bumbling fool!

Cowboy, I didn't mean...

There's two for the corral

Yikes

That's an electric force field, Spider-Man

It will close in on you unless you talk

Well...

Like I was saying...

Metal web, a little invention of my own

I hate to beat and run, but you won't be alone long

The police will be here at a jiffy

These crooks corralled by your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Looks like Spider-Man's done it again

Spider-Man's done it again

Wait 'til I get my hands on that double-dealing parker

I'll tear him in two

Come to think of it

I wonder how he got that picture

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web any size

Catch his knees just like flies

Look out

Here comes a Spider-Man

Is he strong? Listen, bud

He's got radioactive blood

Can you swing from a thread?

Take a look, overhead

Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights

He arrives just in time

Spider-Man, Spider-Man

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Well contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him

Life is a great big hang-up

Wherever there's a hang-up

You'll find a Spider-Man