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Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web any size Catch your seeds just like flies

Look out, here comes a Spiderman Is he strong?

Listen Doug, he's got radioactive blood

Can you swing from a thread Take a look overhead

Hey there, there goes a Spiderman In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime Like a street of lights

He arrives just in time Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman Well-contained, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him Life is a great big pain

Wherever there's a pain You'll find a Spiderman

Well, Jameson, what do you think of my creation?

Worth every cent I'm paying, Dr. Stilwell I'll take immediate delivery

But I haven't completed my tests yet I wouldn't dare let him loose on the world

I'm not interested in the world I'm only interested in Spiderman

Uh, Betty, I was just wondering, um, what are you, um, what are you doing?

Well, don't stop now, go on Miss Brent?

At last, thanks to a new weapon Spiderman will soon be no more

Spiderman has had it Peter, where are you going?

I just remembered, I forgot something I forgot something too

I forgot to stay in bed this morning

Ghost is clear Now, to find out what Jameson's secret weapon

is Dr. Stilwell, J. Jonah Jameson here

You say the Scorpion is out looking for Spiderman right now?

Okay, the Scorpion?

If the Scorpion is Jameson's secret weapon, I'd better find him before he finds me

Where can that Scorpion be?

Right behind you Spiderman, and you're finished!

There, that weapon will hold time Hmm, one good turn deserves another

Here's your reward Don't you know the natural prey of the Scorpion?

The Scorpion is a Spider?

Tell me more, nature boy You're just whistling in the dark

It's the end for you now Convince me, that's my plan

Where'd he go?

Right behind you Maybe this will help you to find me next time

If anyone calls, I'll just tell them you're all tied up

My claws were designed to cut Spider-webs He did it, he's free

It's all over for you Spiderman I've got your back against the wall

Spiderman, I'll find you and destroy you You're doomed, do you hear?

My new tests prove one shocking fact The more the Scorpion's strength increases,

the more his evil nature will take over I must warn Jameson at once

The Scorpion is much more dangerous than I planned

Good!

But he might go after anybody, even you If the Scorpion turns against me, I've gone

from the prying pan into the fire The most logical place to find the Scorpion

would be Jameson's office If he goes there, who knows what might happen

Call all the authorities and tell them I demand personal protection

Yes Mr. Jameson, yes I'll do that

That came from Jameson's office Don't, don't come any closer

I'll pay any price But don't hurt me, don't

even stop shaking now, Jameson Get Spiderman, Scorpion, it's him you're after

I've got you both where I want you You're too greedy, Scorpion

My extra sticky webbing will slow you down long enough for me to bring your tale to an

end Attaboy, Spiderman

Call the police, Betty Police, quickly, send your entire force to

the Daily Bugle You can take him away now, officers

The reports were true It really is a giant scorpion

Jameson, you're responsible for this I'll be back to get you

You too, Spiderman Miss Brandt, tell them to stop the presses

It isn't every day J Jonah Jameson captures the scorpion

No prison can hold me Now, nothing can save Jameson and Spiderman

from my vengeance J Jonah Jameson speaking

Huh? The scorpion? Escape from prison? The scorpion free

And he said he'd come to get me And you, Parker, get pictures of the prison

the scorpion escaped from Yes, sir

Yes? Oh no, the scorpion was seen heading toward the city

Headed this way Well, I'd better get going

Peter, just a second Don't rush off so fast

But I'm supposed to shoot those prison picks Parker, come back

Don't go Come back

If Spiderman's down there, Jameson is unprotected I'll finish Jameson first and leave Spiderman

for my grand finale Wait a minute

I could be the prized chump of the year Jameson's alone in his office

And I'll bet my liquid webbing that's where Scorpie is

No, no, stay back, don't And this time you won't be saved by Spiderman

You told? There's the one you want, spoken like a true hero

But I'll still come to your rescue

The operator, the police, send them to my office Quick, the police, they're not getting

me again! Thank you boys, it'll make a great front page

story Listen to this, Parker

Fearless publisher saves his employees from deadly costume criminals

J Jonah Jameson, long-time crusader in the public cause

Again? Now, what's your hurry, Parker?

You haven't heard the rest of my story yet Some other time, Mr. Jameson

Oh well, a dull kid like Peter Parker would never understand such things

No, but your friendly neighborhood Spiderman would

check the hidden cameras, working fine, checking the energy curtain

Check! Perfect security, nobody can get near the Goliath Diamond

Let's go I guess they don't need my protection

But I'd like a closer look at the Goliath Diamond before I leave

So that's the world's largest diamond Uh-oh, my spider sense is tingling

Something's wrong The alarm!

Spiderman, he's after the diamond Stay where you are or we'll shoot

Sorry but I gotta go now Thanks for the opening

After him, you take the rear exit, I'll take the front

Nothing to these inside jobs for Sandman, but this is better than I planned

Now I can take the diamond and Spiderman can take the wrap

And the Daily Bugle will give all the proceeds from a benefit showing of the Goliath Diamond

To my favorite charities Hasn't he a great guy?

Only for publicity Is there any danger of the diamond being stolen?

Not a chance Excuse me a moment, gentlemen

Who? Spiderman? He what?

He stole the diamond Why, that, that, call the police

Call the FBI, call the Marines That was a close call

But I'd still like to know what set off that alarm

Better check in with Jameson He may have heard something

Wait till I get my hands on that web-headed thief

Spiderman couldn't have stolen the diamond, Mr. Jameson

No, no, well, take a look at this Spiderman caught in the act by the hidden camera

And listen to this note that just arrived If you want the Goliath Diamond back, bring

a million dollars to Orchard Beach at 10.30 tonight

Come alone and he signed it with a large S, S for Spiderman

Offhand, I'd say Spiderman is going to have a hard time swinging out of this one

Am I too early? Or too late? No one here

Maybe old J.J. changed his mind Mmm, that's interesting

I recognize the shape This needs looking into

Sandman There's a million dollar price tag on this

Spiderman And you're not going to get it

We'll see about that Okay, Sandy

Thanks a million dollars, that is Jameson He brought the police

There he is! Spiderman! And he's got the diamond

Arrest him! All right, Spiderman, don't try anything

Sandman's the thief and you're letting him get away

You've got to do better than that, Spiderman We've all seen you

Hand that diamond over, Spiderman If you're not going after the Sandman, then

I will! Mikeon!

Stop him! He's getting away! I'll be back when I find the Sandman

Come back, you web-headed thief! Well, at least you got the diamond back, Mr. Jameson

A rock! I've been tricked! I've been tricked

Jameson is more of a swindler than I am But then again, I still have the diamond

And now Jameson will have to pay double Two million dollars?

Why that's double! What else does that note say, Mr. Jameson?

He wants me to come to the rock quarry, alone And bring real money or else

It's the or else that bothers me Peter, my boy, how would you like to run

a little errand for me? To a rock quarry, maybe?

I always said you were a bright boy Now, here are the instructions

That man's going to find collecting two million dollars is a sticky business

And with my web glue, he's gonna find out fast The suitcase, I better not get stuck

without the money this time Tricked again! Spider-Man!

Right, and this time I will take the diamond You want it?

Well, then, gotcha! Strike!

I like basketball better I can't tell the Sandman from the sand

He's got to be in there somewhere Okay, Sandman, get ready for the big push

I got him now to finish the job Anyone who doesn't play ball with me has to

have rocks in his head My spider sense is

Another ball game, Spider-Man I'd better not take this sitting down

My foot, it's caught Thanks, Sandman, you just gave me a leg up

Next time you won't be so lucky Water, I'm soggy, I can't do anything

Thanks for telling me your weakness Stop, stop!

Gladly, as soon as you give me the diamond I'm getting weaker

Give up, Sandy, or I'll turn you into a mud pie

Much obliged, Sandy I see a damp future ahead for you, Sandman

One soggy Sandman Compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Yes, gentlemen, I was an eyewitness when Spider-Man turned his web into a catapult and sent Sandman

flying into a water trough Then Spider-Man turned a hose on Sandman

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, everything is Spider-Man If this was such a great battle, Parker,

where are your pictures? It was so exciting, I forgot to take any

It just goes to show you You can't send a teenager to do a man's

job Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider

can Spins a web, any size, catch his seeds, just

like flies, look out, here comes the Spider-Man Is he strong? Listen, Doug, he's got radioactive

blood Can you swing from a thread? Take a look, overhead,

hey there, there goes the Spider-Man In the chill of night at the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood

Spider-Man, welcome fame, he's ignored Action is his reward to him

Life is a great big pain, wherever there's a pain, you'll find a Spider-Man