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Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can Spins a web, any size, catch his seeds,

just like flies, look out Here comes the Spiderman

Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood Can you swing? From a thread? Take a look? Overhead? Hey there, there goes a Spiderman

In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime Like a street of lights, he arrives just in time

Spiderman, Spiderman, friendly neighborhood Spiderman Well contained, he's ignored, action is his reward to him

Life is a great big pain Wherever there's a pain, you'll find a Spiderman

Another Jameson's wild goose chase Mystery lights yet? The only lights I've seen so far are fireflies

Passing your seat belts

Don't make waves till I make this change Contact! Two down, one to go

Now for a three point landing

That glow, mystery lights maybe, it's worth checking

Hey! So Spiderman, you're not the only one who knows how to use a web?

This is my great day Not only does Spiderman fall into my clutches, but my greatest invention is ready

It will give me power to rule the universe Don't expect a force? You won't scoff when I've wiped out this whole section of the city

And that's where I live To prevent loss of life, I have sent Jameson a warning of my plan As a matter of fact, he should have the letter by now

I shall demolish the area charted, advise removal of all residents before demonstration, signed Dr. Octopus

When you've been a fearless publisher like me for so many years, you'll realize the woods are full of cranks

You can't trust a teenager to do a job, he's goofing off no doubt

While Oki's out of the lab, I'll loosen some of this linkage

There, my hands are free

Spiderman, what did you expect Peter Pan? You dare to mock me?

Those flappers can't move fast enough to catch Spiderman, Ducky

Ah, most ingenious of you! Be snapped like web like it was thread

Be my guest

Jameson cautioned me about coming out here, but Peter's so late

Peter's car

Peter? Peter?

Peter, where are you?

Who are you?

I'm Betty Buckel of the Diddy Brandt, I mean Betty Brandt of the Diddy Buckel

Okay Miss Brandt, but be careful, we've had some strange reports about this place

What's a nice girl like that doing way out here?

Ah, a visitor, let us welcome her properly

It's Betty

Peter, are you in here?

Our fair lady should be entering any moment

Run Betty, run! Too late Spiderman

You'll pay for it if you hurt her or...

Spiderman, how did you get trapped?

That's what I keep asking myself

Now, young lady, you and Spiderman can serve as witnesses to my great powers

My plan is deceptively simple, just like you

Electronic impulses will penetrate every water, gas and electric line in the area

This will build up shock waves that will demolish everything

I'll set the impulses in motion

That gizmo makes the atom bomb look like a firecracker

He isn't kidding, he's really going to do it

These forged steel bars, I can't bend them

This might be my chance, Doc Ock's turn is back

Spiderman, no one can interfere with my fans

Looks like I got you with your plans down

I'll stop you with my old powerful arms

Weather arms

My spider senses are tingling, something's going to...

Spiderman, look out!

Doc, your message is sure carry weight

I would have got quite a charge out of that if it had landed

Do something, Spiderman!

The giant ventilator fan

Look out!

No! No!

Yes, yes!

Don't good morning me, where's Betty Branch?

I don't know Mr. James.

Nobody cares how I worry, first Parker disappears, now call the police

Not on us Mr. Jameson, we'll do everything possible to find your people

Typical teenagers, the minute there's any work to do they go gallivanting off

Water lines

Where? The electrical lines

Jameson speaking

No, no, not to you

But the whole area will be destroyed

Doctor Octopus, everything's happening just like he said it would

Spiderman, can you hear me? Are you all right?

Your concern is heartwarming young lady, but save it for the more worthy souls

Such as the ones who fail to heed my warning

Kindly note the vile interruptions in the city

Stop it! Stop it before it's too late!

Betty, listen closely

I'll spin my web into our handcuff locks

And when the web hardens, it'll serve as a key

As soon as you're free, hurry and look for help

The impulses will build to even greater velocity

Spiderman, how did you get out of those handcuffs?

Just talented, I guess

Your talent is about to end, Spiderman

You hope to defeat me with a fragile thing like this web?

Now I'll get rid of you for good

This might change a few things

Oh, this blasted web I can't see

And to further cement our friendship

And then Spiderman made keys out of his web and opened my handcuffs

Peter Parker

Wow, imagine meeting you here

Thank heaven you're safe

Where have you been?

Trying to get my car fixed

You could have built one at this time

Spiderman has captured Dr. Octopus

While you two celebrate your reunion, I'll go check out on our captive

Compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Now tell me exactly what happened

Spiderman?

Enough, enough! I don't want to hear another word

But, but, but...

Parker, where were you when all the activity was going on?

And to make matters worse, you didn't even get pics of the mystery lines

I should have asked Doc Ock to lend me a hand

Only the chance to work with Dr. Smarter would bring me out in this weather

It must be at least 95 degrees

Sidewalks ice cold

It is ice

Everything's freezing

I don't know what this is all about, but I'm going to get some pictures for old J. Jonah Jameson

Help! Help someone!

That came from Dr. Smarter's room

Help! Help someone!

Help! Someone!

Spidey better take over

Spiderman! Save me!

I see it, but I don't believe it

Wallop of web snappers are being bombarded by icicles

Come on, you overgrown ice cube, just give me one opening

Dr. Smarter, are you all right?

Yes, but I feel like I've been in cold storage

It looks like you frightened him away

Just who or what was he, Dr. Smarter?

I haven't the slightest idea

I wonder what he was after

Perhaps he was after you

I'll get someone to take you home

While I find our fugitive from a deep freeze

Before he turns New York into a suburb of the South Pole

I just gotta chill

That should mean I'm on the right track

Maybe it was just my imagination

And there in the frozen wastelands

Your friendly Spiderman spots his, uh, whatever it is

The tower, it's turned to solid ice

What?

This is no place for me

In the middle of a heat wave

Ice skating in Central Park

I haven't got time for bad jokes

All right, Parker, what are you trying to tell me?

Well, I know this will be hard to believe, Mr. Jameson, but...

Jameson here

What? An iceberg?

In New York Harbor?

Well, what are you waiting for? The iceberg to melt?

Get out and get me some pictures

Okay, okay, Mr. Jameson

I think I'd better check out that iceberg as Spiderman

It certainly looks real

There's got to be some connection between that iceberg and what happened this morning

Maybe I'd better check on Dr. Smarter

I'm sure he's the key

The key to what?

I don't know, Dr. Smarter, not yet

You know Spiderman, it's a wild thought

But I'd say my visitor would be perfectly at home on the coldest planet in our universe

Pluto! You think he's from Pluto?

I'm afraid I do, and there may be others

Help!

Help! Help someone!

Help!

They got him! They got Dr. Smarter!

Ice! It's melting!

I'm going out

The iceberg would be a natural hideout

They must have taken Dr. Smarter there

I've got to check it out

First, there are a few adjustments to make on my costume

There, they won't freeze me again with this heating unit

And an extra special device for my webbing

And now for a visit to the iceberg

Hmm, somehow I've got to get through all that security

Now, to find some kind of opening

This is it

That was some elevator ride

So far, so good

Now let's see if my luck holds up

The walls are getting out of here

Now, which way do I...

Uh-oh

My spider sense tells me to...

Show 'em!

I have a sneaking suspicion that somebody down here doesn't like me

This just isn't my day

So I'll just sit this one out on...

This is what's known as being in a tight spot

That's what I've been looking for

I was right, they did bring Dr. Smarter here

No! Spider-Man!

They're friendly

Friendly!

But they brought you here against your will

But I'm all right

As you can see

And we were right

They are Plutonians

Just relax

And open your mind to their leader

Shh, meeting me

I've been working on a space warp control

And now I have my chance to test it

Well, what are we waiting for?

You've done it, Dr. Smarter

Your space warp control is working

And here's a shot of the iceberg as it begins to fly away

Now it's a flying iceberg!

Well, not exactly, Mr. Jameson

It actually turned into a flying diamond

Flying diamonds?

I'll be laughed out of the newspaper business

Next time you see a diamond flying around, Peter

Grab it for me

After all, diamonds are a girl's best friend

Spider-Man!

Spider-Man! Spider-Man!

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web any size

Catch his feet

Just like guys look out

Here comes the Spider-Man

Is he strong? Listen, Doug

He's got radioactive blood

Can you swing from a thread

Take a look overhead

Hey there, there goes a Spider-Man

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a street of lights

He arrives just in time

Spider-Man! Spider-Man!

Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Welcome fame, he's ignored

Action is his reward to him

Life is a great big pain

Wherever there's a pain

You'll find a Spider-Man!