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HEY, LOWELL,
LOWELL, LOWELL,
HELP ME OUT HERE.
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I NEED A...
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A 6-LETTER WORD
FOR "DUCK."
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[telephone ringing]
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[exhales]
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"MALLARD."
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GREAT. MALLARD.
M-A-L-L-A...
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
MALLARD DOESN'T FIT.
IT'S GOT 7 LETTERS.
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AH, SURE IT DOES, BRIAN.
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THE L's ARE REAL SKINNY
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SO YOU CAN JUST
SQUEEZE 'EM BOTH
INTO THE SAME BOX.
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JUST LIKE THAT.
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OK, SO--SO IF I NEEDED
A 5-LETTER WORD
FOR "USELESS,"
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I COULD USE "LOWELL"
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AND THEN TAKE
THE 2 LAST L's
AND PUT 'EM IN ONE BOX.
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NOW YOU'RE CATCHIN' ON.
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[seagulls cawing]
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FAY,
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I'M LOOKING FOR A NICE,
ROMANTIC PLACE
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TO TAKE A WOMAN FOR A--
FOR A SPECIAL DINNER.
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HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?
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WELL, HOW ABOUT
PONTRELLI'S?
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PONTRELLI'S? OH, FAY,
THAT'S A LITTLE PRICEY.
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I KNOW: I'LL JUST EAT
MOST OF MY STEAK,
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AND THEN SEND IT BACK.
THANKS.
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UH--UH, ROY, HOW DID YOU
AND YOUR LADY FRIEND MEET?
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WELL, WE HAVEN'T
EXACTLY MET. WE, UH...
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WE ANSWERED EACH OTHER'S ADS
IN THE BACK OF A MAGAZINE.
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THAT'S WHY
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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WHY?
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WELL, I MAY HAVE EXAGGERATED
ABOUT MYSELF A BIT.
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I MEAN, THAT'S THE WAY
THESE THINGS WORK.
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I JUST HOPE SHE'S NOT GONNA
BE AS DISAPPOINTED IN ME
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AS I'M SURE
I'M GONNA BE IN HER.
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HOW COULD
SHE BE DISAPPOINTED
IN A ROMANTIC LIKE YOU?
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AFTER ALL,
YOU DID PICK VALENTINE'S DAY
FOR YOUR FIRST DATE.
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TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY?
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DAMN.
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THAT MEANS I'M GONNA
HAVE TO GET FLOWERS, RIGHT?
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[exclaiming]
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OH!
OH, I'M SORRY.
I--I ALMOST RAN INTO YOU.
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OH, I KNOW.
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LOOK, UH, WHY DON'T
WE BACK UP AND SEE IF WE CAN
GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME?
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HEY, UH, CAN I HELP YOU
WITH THOSE?
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NO, THANKS, THEY'RE LIGHT.
THEY'RE JUST MY SAMPLE CASES.
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OH, SAMPLE...
YOU'RE IN SALES, HUH?
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WELL, WHATEVER
YOU'RE SELLING,
I'M BUYING.
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WHAT AM I BUYING?
LINGERIE.
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WELL, BEING HIGH-WAISTED,
I'M MURDER TO FIT
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BUT I'LL TAKE
A PEEK-A-BOO TEDDY
IN A 42 REGULAR.
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[chuckling]
LOOK, I GOTTA GET GOING.
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OH, COME ON,
YOU'RE MAKIN' ME
WORK AWFUL HARD HERE.
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HOW ABOUT IT?
WOULD YOU LIKE, UH,
SOME LUNCH?
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I HAVE SALES APPOINTMENTS
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
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OH, WOW.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
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[clicks tongue]
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WELL, IT WAS
WORTH A SHOT. THANKS.
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HEY.
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DON'T YOU PEOPLE EAT DINNER
ON THIS ISLAND?
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YEAH, I SUPPOSE WE COULD.
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
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WELL, GREAT. SO, CAN YOU
MEET ME BACK HERE AT 8:00?
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OH, I--I'M BRIAN.
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STEPHANIE.
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PRETTY SURE IT'S BRIAN,
BUT I'LL DOUBLE-CHECK.
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I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
OK.
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[people chattering]
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[telephone ringing]
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HELEN.
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(Helen)
YEAH, JOE?
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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IS THIS YOUR IDEA
OF A JOKE?
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UH, NO,
IT'S MY IDEA
OF CHOCOLATE.
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YOU KNOW, SOME SWEETS
FOR MY SWEETIE?
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HOW CAN YOU
BE SO INSENSITIVE?
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OK, WAIT, WAIT.
W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
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I-IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE PEOPLE
CANDY ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
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YOU DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU, JOE?
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NO.
OH, WELL,
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THEN, I'M SORRY.
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FORGET ABOUT IT.
YOU'RE NOT INSENSITIVE,
YOU'RE S-S-STUPID!
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STUPID?
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STU-STUPID?
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I'M STUPID?
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GOOD, JOE.
YOU'RE LEARNING
BY REPETITION.
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LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU,
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BUT I DON'T
HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
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OH, FINE, JOE.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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YEAH, SAME TO YOU.
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UH, HELEN, COULD I SEE YOU
IN JOE'S OFFICE
FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?
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FINE.
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HEY, WHOSE, UH,
CHOCOLATES ARE THESE?
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YOURS.
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THANKS!
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DON'T THANK ME,
THANK JOE.
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SO, HE DIDN'T FORGET.
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WELL, WHAT IS IT, FAY?
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UH, MAY I SEE YOUR HAND?
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[slaps]
OW!
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BELIEVE ME, THAT HURT ME
MORE THAN IT HURT YOU.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WELL, I DO.
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I HAVE
A TOUCH OF ARTHRITIS
IN THIS HAND.
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NOW, HELEN,
JOE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY
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[groans]
TO GET YOU
A NICE PRESENT.
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HOW COULD YOU
BE SO MEAN TO HIM?
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YOU KNOW
HOW SENSITIVE HE IS.
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OH, WELL,
IF HE'S SO SENSITIVE,
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WHY DID HE GIVE ME
CHOCOLATES?
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OH, WHAT WERE YOU
EXPECTING, DIAMONDS?
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LITTLE GOLD DIGGER.
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NO, FAY,
IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.
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IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE BEEN
FIGHTING THIS WEIGHT PROBLEM
ALL OF MY LIFE,
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AND NOW THAT
I'M FINALLY THIN,
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MY BOYFRIEND WANTS
TO MAKE ME SO HUGE
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THAT NO ONE'LL
BE ATTRACTED TO ME
EVER AGAIN.
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OH, RIGHT, YOU CAUGHT ON
TO HIS CLEVER PLAN.
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OH, I--I BETTER CALL UP
AND CANCEL THAT TRUCKLOAD
OF MASHED POTATOES
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HE'S HAVING DELIVERED
TO YOUR HOUSE.
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OH, HELEN,
YOU'RE MAKING TOO BIG
A DEAL OF THIS.
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JOE'S HEART WAS
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
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[sighs]
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OH, FAY, I GUESS
I REALLY BLEW IT.
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I'M JUST SORT OF NEW
AT HAVING A BOYFRIEND
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
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I'M NOT REALLY SURE
HOW TO ACT.
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WELL, I'M--
I'M NOT SURE EITHER,
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BUT IF I WERE YOU,
I'D TRY SOMETHING ELSE.
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HEY, BRIAN,
WHERE'S HELEN?
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SHE, UH,
SHE CLOSED UP THE COUNTER
AND LEFT FOR THE DAY.
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OH, BOY,
SHE IS TICKED OFF AT ME
ABOUT SOMETHIN'.
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I--I DON'T KNOW,
I GAVE HER A NICE BIG BOX
OF VALENTINE CANDY,
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AND SHE WENT NUTS.
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CANDY FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S BEEN BATTLING
A WEIGHT PROBLEM
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EVER SINCE THEY STARTED
ON SOLID FOOD...
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NAH, THAT COULDN'T BE IT.
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OH, GOD,
I BETTER GO CALL HER.
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GEE, D'YOU THINK?
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[people chattering]
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EXCUSE ME,
I'M LOOKING
FOR ROY BIGGINS.
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UH, I--I--I'LL, UH...
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I'LL SEE IF HE'S IN.
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[clears throat]
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FAY, SHE DOUBLE-CROSSED ME.
SHE'S GORGEOUS.
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SHE DIDN'T LIE
IN HER AD AT ALL.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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NOW, ROY,
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE A FINE-LOOKING MAN
WHO CARRIES HIMSELF
WITH STYLE AND CLASS.
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RIGHT.
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NOW, TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT,
ZIP UP YOUR FLY,
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AND GO AND SWEEP THAT GAL
OFF HER FEET.
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[exclaiming]
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HI, KAREN,
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I'M ROY BIGGINS.
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THAT--THAT WAS JUST
MY IDEA OF A...
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[chuckling]
OF A LITTLE JOKE.
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WELL, YOU DID SAY
YOU HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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YEAH, BUT, I DIDN'T SAY
IT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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[both laughing]
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YOU KNOW, ROY, YOU'RE...
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NOT AT ALL
WHAT I PICTURED.
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YEAH, UH...
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LOOK, I'D UNDERSTAND
IF, UH, YOU KNOW,
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YOU WANNA BACK OUT
OF THIS DATE RIGHT NOW.
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NO HARD FEELINGS.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE?
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PLEASE TELL ME
THERE'S NO ONE
STANDING BEHIND ME.
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SOME GUY IN COVERALLS
WITH CHOCOLATE
ALL OVER HIS FACE.
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ROY.
YEAH?
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ROY, I CAME TO NANTUCKET
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TO HAVE
A VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER
WITH A CHARMING MAN
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WHO WROTE ME
ALL THOSE LOVELY LETTERS.
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WELL, IN THAT CASE, MADAM,
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[chuckles]
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YOUR CARRIAGE AWAITS.
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WHY, THANK YOU, SIR.
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YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER RIDDEN
IN A PORSCHE BEFORE.
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UH, YEAH, UH, THAT. UH...
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UH, IT'S IN THE SHOP.
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OH.
BUT THEY--THEY DID
GIVE ME A LOANER.
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WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT,
A PURPLE EL CAMINO.
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BUT WHAT CAN
YOU DO, HUH?
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WELL, I TRIED TO CALL HER,
BUT SHE WASN'T HOME.
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JOE HACKETT?
YEAH.
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
OH, THANKS.
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OH, HE'S A CUTE ONE, JOE.
I WISH YOU BOTH THE BEST.
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"SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING.
I'D LIKE TO MAKE IT UP
TO YOU.
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MEET ME AT OUR SPECIAL PLACE,
TONIGHT, 8:00.
YOUR STUPID VALENTINE."
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OH, THAT'S SWEET.
I BETTER GET GOING
IF I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
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HEY, UH, WHERE'S
THIS SPECIAL PLACE?
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INDIAN POINT. YOU KNOW--
YOU KNOW, THE PLACE
WHERE THE KIDS GO
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AND PARK AND MAKE OUT?
MAKE OUT, YEAH.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHERE
WE HAD OUR FIRST KISS.
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[chuckles]
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WELL, YOU OUGHT TO KNOW,
YOU WERE HIDIN'
IN THE BACK SEAT.
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YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
A LOT FURTHER
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IF YOU WEREN'T
SO HUNG UP ON PRIVACY.
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SIGNORINA,
ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?
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OH, NO, THANK YOU,
I'M WAITING
FOR MY VALENTINE.
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THIS IS OUR SPECIAL PLACE.
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[speaking Italian]
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SIGNORINA, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
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OH, YES.
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IT HAS BEEN SO LONG,
AND STILL HE DOES NOT SHOW.
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YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALONE.
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I'M NOT ALONE.
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LOOK AROUND YOU.
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DUE, DUE, DUE, DUE,
DUE, DUE, DUE, DUE...
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UNO.
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MY BOYFRIEND WILL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
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OF COURSE, SIGNORINA.
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WHATEVER YOU SAY.
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[bemoaning in Italian]
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ROY, THIS LOOKS LOVELY.
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YEAH, I'VE NEVER
REALLY EATEN HERE,
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BUT IT SURE SMELLS GOOD
EVERY TIME I DRIVE BY.
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ROY.
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OH, HI, HELEN.
SHE'S GORGEOUS!
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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AND SHE SEEMS TO BE
ENJOYING MY COMPANY.
HMM.
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WE'RE OBVIOUSLY DEALING
WITH A VERY SICK WOMAN HERE.
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ROY, MAYBE SHE LIKES YOU.
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OH, COME OFF IT, HELEN.
221
00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:28,510
I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER,
222
00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:31,510
BUT AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
I'M SURE GONNA FIND OUT.
223
00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,250
[people chattering]
224
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,250
SOME PROSCIUTTO
E MELONE.
225
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,760
UH, NO,
I DIDN'T ORDER THIS.
226
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,260
SCUSI, PLEASE,
M-MY COMPLIMENTS,
SIGNORINA.
227
00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:45,260
A LITTLE SOMETHING
IN YOUR STOMACH
HELPS TO EASE THE PAIN
228
00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,760
OF YOUR WRETCHED
LONELINESS.
229
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,970
I AM NOT IN PAIN.
230
00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:52,600
WELL, THEN...
231
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,640
WELL, MY FEET HURT
A LITTLE BIT.
232
00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,240
SO, UH, TELL ME
A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT YOURSELF.
233
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,740
WELL, I'M ORIGINALLY
FROM CLEVELAND
234
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,940
BUT MY FAMILY
MOVED TO GLOUCESTER
WHEN I WAS 8.
235
00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,950
OH, GLOUCESTER'S LOVELY.
236
00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:06,450
OOH, VERY PICTURESQUE.
237
00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:08,350
DOES INSANITY
RUN IN YOUR FAMILY?
238
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,190
WHAT?
239
00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,690
OH, NOTHING,
NOTHING, NOTHING.
240
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,630
THEY--THEY TELL ME
THIS RESTAURANT
IS REALLY GREAT.
241
00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:20,630
THEY--THEY SAY THE CHEF
CAME ALL THE WAY OVER
FROM NAPLES.
242
00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,360
EVER BEEN IN PRISON?
243
00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:24,530
NO. NO.
244
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,170
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
ME, EITHER.
245
00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940
AH.
246
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:34,940
[moans in pleasure]
247
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:36,450
YES.
248
00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:37,950
[chuckling softly]
YEAH.
249
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:40,950
YES, NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE
PRE-DINNER FASHION SHOW
250
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,450
TO STIMULATE
THE OLD APPETITE.
251
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,460
WELL, I KNOW
I'M HUNGRY.
252
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,460
[phone ringing]
253
00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,970
[phone ringing]
254
00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:04,470
AREN'T YOU GONNA
ANSWER THE PHONE?
255
00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:05,980
[phone continues ringing]
IS THAT THE PHONE?
256
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:06,980
I THOUGHT
MY LIPS WERE RINGING.
257
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,920
[both chuckling]
258
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,490
[sharply]
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
259
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,590
BRIAN, IS JOE THERE?
260
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,590
NO, JOE IS NOT HERE.
I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH YOU
AT YOUR SPECIAL PLACE.
261
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,000
(Helen)
WELL, HE'S NOT.
262
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,400
I'VE BEEN WAITING
AT THIS DAMN RESTAURANT
FOR OVER AN HOUR.
263
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,400
RESTAURANT?
264
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400
YEAH. DOWN AT PONTRELLI'S.
265
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,400
OH--OH, Y-YES, YES.
WELL, YOU KNOW HE...
266
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,910
HE JUST GOT
A LATE START, IS ALL.
267
00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,770
BUT I'M-- I'M SURE
HE'LL BE THERE
ANY SECOND NOW.
268
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,110
OH, OK, THANKS.
269
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:41,210
IT'S OK.
270
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,710
NOW,
271
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:48,220
STEPHANIE,
I--I HATE TO LEAVE YOU
AT THIS CRITICAL JUNCTURE,
272
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,220
BUT I'VE GOTTA DELIVER
A MESSAGE TO MY BROTHER,
273
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:53,490
OTHERWISE HIS GIRLFRIEND
WILL HATE HIM
FOR THE REST OF HIS DAYS.
274
00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,890
PROMISE ME YOU'LL BE HERE
UPON MY RETURN.
275
00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:58,130
ABSOLUTELY. NO PROBLEM.
276
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,460
THANK YOU.
277
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,460
AND WHEN YOU GET BACK,
278
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:02,930
I'LL BE WEARING THIS.
279
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,370
I MEAN,
WE'RE BROTHERS,
280
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,840
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE
WE'RE SIAMESE TWINS,
YOU KNOW?
281
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,340
GO.
GO?
282
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,270
GO.
283
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,680
HELEN?
284
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,980
HEY!
285
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:18,750
SORRY.
286
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,280
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT WAS MY MISTAKE.
287
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,120
[car door slams]
WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
288
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:23,890
UH, JUST LOOKING--
289
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,250
YEAH. I NOTICED. LISTEN,
290
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:28,160
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I
CAME UP HERE
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
291
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,490
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP HERE ALONE?
292
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,490
I--I--I'M NOT ALONE.
I'M WAITING FOR SOMEONE.
293
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:34,230
JOE! YO!
294
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,730
[tires skidding]
295
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,070
[laughing]
THIS IS PERFECT.
296
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:39,500
HEY, ELAINE!
HE'S WAITIN'
FOR ANOTHER GUY!
297
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,740
IT'S NOT ANOTHER GUY,
IT'S MY BROTHER.
298
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,240
OH. AND I THOUGHT
IT WAS SOMETHIN' WEIRD.
299
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,740
BRIAN, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
300
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:51,580
FREEZING MY GIBLETS OFF
SO I COULD SAVE YOURS.
301
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,080
NOW, LOOK,
YOU'RE IN THE WRONG
SPECIAL PLACE.
302
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,590
HELEN HAS BEEN
SITTING AT PONTRELLI'S
FOR THE LAST HOUR.
303
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,590
PONTRELLI'S?
YEAH.
304
00:13:58,590 --> 00:13:59,590
GREAT.
305
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,090
MY SPECIAL PLACE
IS WHERE WE KISSED,
306
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,690
AND HER SPECIAL PLACE
IS WHERE WE ATE.
307
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,200
ALL RIGHT,
THROW THE BIKE IN THE BACK.
GET IN, LET'S GO.
308
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,200
[engine sputtering]
309
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,700
COME ON, COME ON.
COME ON.
310
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,700
COME ON.
311
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,700
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
312
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,200
IT'S DEAD.
313
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,710
GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE THE BIKE.
314
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,210
BUT WHY DON'T WE
JUST ASK HIM
IF HE'LL JUMP US?
315
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,210
NO, PLEASE, DON'T.
316
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:21,210
GET ON.
317
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:25,650
(Joe)
BY THE WAY, NICE DRESS.
318
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,150
WHAT, THIS OLD THING?
319
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:33,160
SO.
320
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,430
NO, HE DOES NOT SHOW.
321
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:42,630
I HATE TO SEE
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ALONE
ON SUCH A ROMANTIC NIGHT.
322
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,170
GIACOMO!
323
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,770
[beckoning in Italian]
324
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:49,640
HE'S ONLY A BUSBOY NOW,
BUT HE HAS "HEADWAITER"
WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM.
325
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,140
OH. YOU KNOW,
HE'S REALLY... I'M--
326
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,640
SIGNORINA,
MEET MY COUSIN GIACOMO.
327
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,640
HELLO.
328
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,650
YOUR VALENTINE
FOR THIS EVENING.
329
00:14:58,650 --> 00:14:59,650
[clears throat]
330
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,550
HI.
331
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:04,590
[making sexual allusions
in Italian]
332
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,190
[speaking Italian]
333
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:17,500
WHAT'D HE SAY?
334
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,330
HE SAY YOU'RE NICE.
335
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,740
SO, KAREN.
336
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,780
YES, ROY?
337
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,710
HAVE YOU ALWAYS
BEEN A WOMAN?
338
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,550
WHAT?
339
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,990
I'M NOT SAYING
THEY DIDN'T DO
A GOOD JOB.
340
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,830
DO YOU MIND IF I'M
HONEST WITH YOU?
341
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:46,900
WELL, WELL,
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
342
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,900
YOU LIED ABOUT
YOUR LOOKS, FINE.
343
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,900
I DON'T GET HUNG UP
ON LOOKS.
344
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:55,370
AND AT FIRST, I FOUND
YOUR...AWKWARD SHYNESS
TO BE ENDEARING.
345
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,370
BUT YOUR OVERWHELMING
INSECURITY
346
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,370
AND YOUR TOTAL
LACK OF SELF-ESTEEM
347
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,540
BORDERS ON THE PATHETIC.
348
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,550
SO, ALTHOUGH YOU WERE
NOT UNATTRACTIVE TO ME
WHEN WE FIRST MET,
349
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,050
YOU HAVE CERTAINLY
BECOME SO.
350
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,550
I'M SORRY, BUT CONSIDER
THIS DATE OFFICIALLY OVER.
351
00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:13,860
I KNEW IT!
YOU'RE AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!
352
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,330
WELL, ROY,
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE BOTH
BEEN LEFT IN THE LURCH.
353
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,830
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR DATE?
354
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,830
OH, SHE TURNED OUT TO BE
A REAL SCREWBALL.
355
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,400
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
356
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,910
JOE STOOD ME UP.
357
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:34,410
I ASKED HIM TO MEET ME HERE,
BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE
WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE.
358
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,250
BUT, I GUESS
HE'S STILL MAD AT ME.
359
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,750
I THOUGHT YOUR FIRST DATE
WAS WHEN YOU WENT TO PARK
UP AT INDIAN POINT.
360
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,620
NO, NO, THAT WAS AFTER.
WE WENT HERE FIRST.
361
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,120
SURELY JOE WOULDN'T HAVE...
362
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,660
SEE YOU, ROY.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
363
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,060
SO.
364
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,570
YOU, TOO,
ARE ALONE.
365
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,300
ANGELA!
366
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,570
[beckoning in Italian]
367
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,010
[cutlery clinking]
368
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,010
[panting]
369
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,590
SIGNORE, CAN I HELP YOU?
370
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:20,090
UH, Y-YEAH, YEAH, MAYBE.
I'M LOOKING
FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
371
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,590
SHE'S A CUTE BLONDE,
ABOUT THIS TALL...
372
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,760
SO!
373
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,760
FINALLY, HE COMES.
374
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,270
SO, SHE WAS HERE?
375
00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:33,270
YES. ALL ALONE,
FOR 2 HOURS.
376
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,170
SIGNORE,
I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE.
377
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:37,810
WAIT, BUT I--I--
378
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:38,810
GIACOMO!
379
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,610
[beckoning in Italian]
380
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:46,310
SIGNORE, THIS MAN
CAN DISEMBOWEL A PIG
IN 28 SECONDS.
381
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,420
PIG, YOU,
382
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:50,420
NO DIFFERENCE.
383
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,920
MAYBE 5 SECONDS.
384
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,960
WHY YOU DO THIS THING
TO SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LADY?
385
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,400
[stuttering]
IT WAS A
MISUNDERSTANDING.
386
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:00,760
I--I THOUGHT
WE WERE GONNA MEET
IN ONE PLACE,
387
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,260
AND SHE THOUGHT
WE WERE GONNA
MEET IN ANOTHER.
388
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,300
[groaning]
389
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,740
THIS IS SO SAD.
390
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,100
STAR-CROSSED LOVERS.
391
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:12,940
ROMEO E JULIET, SI?
AH!
392
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,080
WELL, THIS IS JUST GREAT.
393
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,080
SIGNORE, PLEASE,
YOU SIT. YOU SIT.
394
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,590
GIACOMO, SOME CHIANTI
FOR MY FRIEND.
395
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:26,590
[exclaiming]
396
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,090
COFFEE, UH, BREAK.
397
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,300
HIS FIRST WORDS
OF ENGLISH.
398
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,240
CHIANTI! CHIANTI!
399
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,580
WOMEN.
400
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:50,580
THEY NEVER SEE ANYTHING
FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE.
401
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:54,080
THEY ALWAYS TAKE
THE FEMALE SIDE.
402
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,090
[complaining in Italian]
403
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,630
THEY'RE ALL SPOILED
LITTLE BAMBINE.
404
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,630
THEY DON'T GET THEIR WAY,
AND IT'S...
405
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,130
[feigning crying]
406
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:13,240
[all singing
La Donna Mobile]
407
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,650
JOE, WHAT THE HELL
IS GOIN' ON HERE?
408
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,220
WHAT--
409
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,220
I JUST GOT BACK
FROM INDIAN POINT,
410
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,720
WHERE SOME KID TOLD ME
THAT YOU LEFT ON A BIKE
411
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,190
WITH A MAN
WEARING A DRESS.
412
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,630
THAT WAS BRIAN.
413
00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:40,500
DO YOU MIND IF WE HAVE
A LITTLE PRIVACY?
414
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,500
HEY, HELEN, HELEN.
415
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,500
[with Italian-American accent]
ANYTHING YOU CAN SAY TO ME,
416
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,500
YOU CAN SAY
IN FRONT OF MY GOOMBAS.
417
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,840
[all cheering]
418
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,040
JOE.
419
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,410
OH, OK, OK, OK.
420
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:54,910
[speaking Italian]
421
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,110
GRAZIE, GRAZIE, GRAZIE.
422
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,110
[all chattering]
423
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,380
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO SPEAK ITALIAN?
424
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,390
I DON'T SPEAK ITALIAN.
425
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,330
JOE, HOW COULD YOU THINK
THAT INDIAN POINT
WAS OUR SPECIAL PLACE?
426
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:12,130
THIS RESTAURANT
IS WHERE WE HAD
OUR FIRST ROMANTIC DINNER.
427
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,030
YEAH, BUT, HELEN,
INDIAN POINT...
428
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,030
IT'S WHERE WE HAD
OUR FIRST ROMANTIC KISS.
429
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,780
OK. I GUESS
THAT WAS KINDA SPECIAL.
430
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,680
OH, I REALLY
MESSED THIS UP,
DIDN'T I?
431
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,480
NO, JOE, I'M SORRY
I YELLED AT YOU
ABOUT THOSE CHOCOLATES.
432
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,320
WELL, IT WAS
PRETTY INSENSITIVE OF ME
TO GIVE YOU THAT CANDY.
433
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,050
CANNOLI?
434
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,560
NO, THANK YOU.
435
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,560
I JUST WANTED
THIS VALENTINE'S DAY
TO BE EXTRA-SPECIAL.
436
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,030
NEVER HAD
A GOOD ONE. NEVER.
437
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,100
NEVER?
438
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:50,570
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE THE FATTEST GIRL
IN SCHOOL ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
439
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500
NOPE.
440
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,040
YOU KNOW HOW EVERYBODY
WOULD EXCHANGE VALENTINES?
441
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,540
WELL, EVERYONE WOULD
GET ALL THESE REALLY
GREAT ONES, YOU KNOW, LIKE,
442
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:02,040
LIKE MICKEY KISSING MINNIE.
443
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,050
AND I'D ALWAYS GET
THE LAME-O ONES
444
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:07,050
LIKE DOPEY
HUGGIN' A TREE STUMP.
445
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:09,550
AND I ONLY GOT THAT
BECAUSE THE TEACHER
TOLD THE BOYS
446
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,350
THEY HAD TO GIVE
ONE TO EVERYBODY.
447
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,350
DOPEY'S CUTE.
448
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,220
DOPEY'S A BALD DWARF
WITH BIG EARS.
449
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:20,460
AND THEN, THE ONLY DATE
I WOULD HAVE
ON VALENTINE'S DAY
450
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,460
WOULD BE A 2-POUND
BOX OF CHOCOLATES
451
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,470
WHICH I BOUGHT
FOR MYSELF,
452
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,970
THEN AFTER AN HOUR,
WHEN IT WAS GONE,
453
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,470
I WOULD BE
ALL ALONE AGAIN.
454
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:32,910
SO SOMETIMES,
LIKE WHEN YOU DIDN'T
SHOW UP TONIGHT,
455
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,580
I JUST STILL SEE MYSELF
AS THAT FAT LITTLE GIRL.
456
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:42,220
HEY, HELEN,
I AM SITTING HERE,
AND I SEE A...
457
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:45,720
A WARM, TENDER,
SEXY WOMAN WITH...
458
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,720
SOFT EYES,
459
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,160
AND A BIG HEART.
460
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,560
OH, YOU'RE DRUNK.
461
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:58,370
BUT I'M NOT BLIND.
462
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,600
[sighing]
463
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,400
THANK YOU, JOE.
464
00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,270
BE MY VALENTINE?
465
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,080
[sniffling]
BE MINE.
466
00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:18,150
THAT'S AMORE.
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