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♪ It's burning so bright ♪

♪ It's our secret, baby ♪

♪ Nobody understands the love ♪

♪ We're sharing tonight ♪

♪ It's no small
slip of the tongue ♪

♪ It's not because
we are too young ♪

♪ Don't need a word
from anyone ♪

♪ 'Cause the summer sun ♪

Wait, wait,
where are you going?

Swimming!

But the water is that way.

Not that water.

♪ Summer sun, oh ♪

You're sure we're not going
to get busted doing this?

Oh, please.

I've worked here three summers.

Half the staff sneaks in
after hours.

Besides, those cameras,
they don't even work.

Still feels illegal.

Only if you get caught.

You can't catch me.

It's just a pool cleaner.

It's just a pool cleaner.

You're such an idiot.

Oh, my God.

You're amazing.

Randall!

Randall!

Hey, aren't you
that quarterback?

Mm.

Didn't you lose your leg?

It's all better now.

Take care.

Hey, Rain.

Where's Liza?

She's supposed to open
the Devil's Drop today.

I haven't seen her around yet.

You know she's always late.

Yep.

Looks like someone
had a fun night.

Hey!

No running unless you want
to see what the inside

of your skull looks like!

Austin.

Austin, buddy, you made it!

God, it's so good to see you.

We missed the hell
out of you, man.

Look at you.

You look fantastic.

You haven't aged a bit.

I can't tell you
how excited I am.

It's like Baywatch just walked
right into my water park,

a local legend right here.

My God, it's so good to see you.

You have no idea
who I am, do you?

No, I'm sorry.

I really am.

Clark Calhoun, man.

You know, you were the nicest
guy to me in high school,

and everybody else treated me
like a walking piñata, but you--

you were awesome with me.

Do you understand?

I loved you, man.

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

All right, Clark.

Well, it's actually
Mayor Calhoun now.

Didn't somebody lock you
in a trash can?

- Yeah, you know, but I got out.
- Nice.

Yeah, you did.
- And now I'm mayor.

Oh, it's so exciting!

I'm so glad you're back.

I gotta go, I got a park to run,
but hey, ugh!

It's so good to see you, buddy.

Oh, and yes, the chief of police
is looking for you.

Toodles, take care.

998, 999...

1,000.

Whoo!

Whoo, he's still got it.

Come on.

Austin.

Good to see you, son.

Good to see you too, Coach.

Oh, you don't have
to call me that.

We're not on the field anymore.

Just call me Coach.

How's the leg?

You know, it's getting better.

It hurts when I walk or stand,
so it's all right, I guess.

Pros are for wimps.

Coach tip number 77,
play through the pain.

OK, yeah.

Hey, this is your locker.

Last guy didn't make it,
so take what you want

and toss the rest.
- What happened to last guy?

Don't worry about it.

I gotta go load up
on electrolytes.

I'll catch you later.
- OK.

See ya.

Hey, Coach?

Yeah?

Thanks for giving me
another shot here.

Everybody deserves
a second chance.

So which one do you think is
going to pee in the pool first?

Uh...

That one.

He's concentrating really hard.

He's looking right at me.

He knows.

He's got beady
little pee eyes.

You!

No peeing in the pool!

Yeah, I know you're peeing.

I can tell.

The restrooms are over there.

Just a bunch of animals.

Rain, we have a 222
at the wave pool.

Got a Code Brown.

Just what I went to school for.

Well, if it isn't
little Makhaila.

Well, well, well.

Welcome back,
the Great Austin Dillard.

Can you swim on that leg?

No, leg's fine--

Ah, I don't care about you.

I only care about
if you can do the job.

Yeah, I can do the job.
No problem.

No, can you do the job?

Yes, easy.

Can you do the job?

- Yes! All right?
- "Yes, ma'am!"

OK, yes, ma'am.

"Yes, ma'am!"

- Yes, ma'am!
- Great.

Now let's see
your whistle discipline.

See this?

You rank up, you get a gold one.

These people here,

they are snot monsters.

Snot monsters.

They're looking for the first
sign of weakness.

This, this is your sword.

What's so funny?

Come on, are you serious?

Yeah, I'm dead serious.

Now blow it.

Tell them to stop running.

- They're not even running.
- Doesn't matter.

Blow it!
- All right.

Tell them to stop running!

No running.

Blow it!

Blow it louder!

- Stop running!
- Louder!

No running!

Louder!

No running!

Over there--is that horseplay?

No horseplay!

Is that horseplay?

Yeah, yeah.

No horseplay!
- Louder!

No horseplay!

Is that diving?

No diving!

Louder!

No diving!

Good.

We can work with it.

Work with it? Come on.

3 1/2 out of 10.

Oh, my God.

Go take a walk.

Familiarize yourself
with the grounds,

familiarize yourself
with the problem areas.

Oh, and the police chief
is looking for you,

so go take care of that, 'cause
I don't need you distracted.

And you need to shave.

You know you're exactly
like your sister, right?

My sister is more forgiving.

OK.

No spitting on the old people!

I love my job.

♪ There's three
more hours left ♪

Hey!

♪ You should be home by now ♪

You know what? Never mind.

♪ I should be discontent ♪

♪ You've kept me here somehow ♪

Oh, sorry about... that.

Austin.

I--I heard you were back.

Well, I would have
let you know, but--

But you forgot how phones work
for 10 years?

No, no, no, no.

See, I have new software,
it takes a long time to update.

- Oh.
- You ought to know that.

- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Look, I--

I'm sorry I never called.

Really.

Yeah, I'm sorry too.

I should have checked in
after your injury.

Well, I guess that makes us
even then, hmm?

Even.

So what brings you back home?

A photo op, autograph signing,

career opportunity
at the kiddie pool?

No, I'm just looking
for a change, I guess.

Look, Peyton,
it's really great seeing you,

but I kind of got to get going.

I hear the chief of police
is looking for me.

Not really too sure why,
and you know your father,

he's kind of a bit
of a ballbuster, so--

Yeah, my dad retired,

but the new chief is
a bit of a ballbuster too.

Chief Ivy.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Dillard.

Of course.

You're the new chief.
- Yep.

And you are 10 years late
on about, oh,

$1,500 in parking tickets,
plus interest and penalties.

Are you serious?
Come on.

You want a fresh start?

Clean slate?

Start there.

Stop by the office anytime.

Bring your wallet, cash only.

And we do not accept gift cards,

game tokens,
or signed footballs.

Any of those will be
considered a bribe.

I'll be there
bright and early, Peyton.

Chief.

Saw a couple suspicious guys,

and there have been some
abnormal power surges.

Maybe nothing.

I'll stay on it.

You two have a history?

Excellent detective work,
Deputy.

Excellent.

History.

Got it.

OK, what about
these power surges?

♪ She walks on by ♪

♪ Held in arm and style ♪

♪ A cigarette I knew ♪

Can I help you?

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

So sorry.

Making a good impression
already, I see, there.

I don't know, I just--

I thought I saw something.

Uh-huh. I bet you did.

Here.

You left this at the pool.

Unmonitored, unguarded, unattended.

Makhaila,
it's just a whistle, all right?

It's not that serious.

It must have fallen
out of my pocket.

I'm sorry.

Doesn't matter.

Show me you're worthy.

Take some responsibility.

OK, all right.

All right?

So did my sister find you?

You mean the chief?

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks for that, by the way.

How did it go?

Swimmingly.

That good?

She kind of sort of
smiled at me,

so that was pretty nice.

Oh, what kind of smile?

Like a flirty smile
or like a friendly smile?

Like a--

Gassy smile or?

I'd like to think
a little flirty, you know.

OK.

Well, I think that's progress.

Yeah.

Yeah, you'll get there.

Thank you.

All right, let's hear it.

All right.

What is wrong with you?

No, that wasn't
meant for you.

I'm so, so sorry.

All right, just go
to the wave pool.

I can't.
- All right.

Oh, and you should
probably wash that,

because earlier, I saw a kid

trying to make his butt whistle.

Oh, are you serious?

OK.

What are you doing?

You like it?

No!

Don't you see a problem here?

I'm not even tall enough
to ride.

- OK--
- You know what?

I'll fix that.

This has to go off
without a hitch.

Do you think any
of the other big theme parks

are going to have hiccups
or feedback?

Enjoying the show?

Is he all right?

You got three seconds.

Set it up.

Yeah, he's--he's OK.

Welcome, and may I introduce
to you our owner of the park

and mayor, Mayor Calhoun.

Thank you, thank you.

But, hey, FYI, if you're ever
alone in a room with him,

do not bring up Coney Island.

And it is my absolute pleasure
to introduce to you

the newly renovated
and newly renamed

Belly of the Beast!

You know, this ride
doesn't look that new.

It's not.

Some teenage punk scratched
it up with a stale churro.

Clark, the genius, is selling
repairs as renovations.

And for all of you
that are here today,

anybody that rides the ride
gets a free slushy.

Four ounces.

At least the name
is a little better.

What did the name used to be?

Wet Dream.

Mm.

I guess that's worth
a free slushy.

Yeah, employees
aren't eligible.

Plus, the machine grinds coffee,

FYI, so stay away from it.

Hey!

Come on in.

Hey, but if you're thirsty,

you want to grab
a beer after work?

Yeah, I'd love that, Coach.

All right.

Mm.

Come on in.
Thank you, thank you.

Enjoy the park.

So how was your first day?

Uh, It depends
who you ask, you know?

No one drowned.

- That's a win.
- Yeah.

I mean, on my first day,

do you know
how many people drowned?

It was all over the paper.

Come on, give us
your number already.

Please?

Please, I just need
to get back to my shift.

Hey, stop being a tease.

We just want to hang out.
- Let me go.

Hey, come back here!

What are you talking about?

Don't be like that.
- Come on, babe.

Ow, let go of me!

Hey, no running.

- Hey!
- No horseplay.

Ah!

Where you going?

No diving.

Who are you, man?

Austin Dillard, lifeguard.

Stop!

Really, dude?

A chair?

Put the chair down.

What the hell is going on
here, Dillard?

You've been home
for, what, a day,

and you're already
causing problems?

These guys are being
all handsy with the waitress.

I was just trying to help out.

Ava, what happened here?

It's OK, it's nothing.

Do you want to press charges?

No.

Are you boys going to keep
your hands to yourselves?

Well, if we don't,
what's a little lady like you

going to do to stop us?

You want to find out? Huh?

You two shits want to find out?

Is that what you want to do?
Try me.

All right, all right.

We're just having some fun.

No need to get all Southy on us.

If it happens again,

I will arrest you
and bring you to court myself.

Got it?
- We'll behave.

- Fine.
- Promise.

Jenkins, get them out of here.

Let's go, boys.

I knew you two were trouble

when I first saw you
at the park.

You should know better.

You're on your own, kid.

Jefe, put it on my tab.

Nice, Coach.

I should bring you in
for this.

I was just trying to help,
Chief.

So you were helping by
smashing his head into the bar?

I'm sorry.

OK, I will let you off
with a warning.

Thank you.

This time.

Am I free to go?

Never stopped you before.

Dillard, have a seat.

Crawford,
what are you doing here?

I could get you back on.

Look, you'd be riding a desk,
but at least it'd be something.

Not after what happened.

The team still needs you,
Austin.

From the looks of things,
I think you need the team too.

Look, promise me

you'll think about it,
all right?

I'll be down at First and Main,
9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

Meet me there if you change
your mind, all right?

Be there.

I've got to go.

Coming home wasn't
what you expected, was it?

No.

Yeah, it never is.

You still up for that drink?

Yeah.

- Come with me.
- All right.

Why are we here?

Coach tip number three:

your past will always follow you
unless you face it head on.

You know, it's funny.

When I left, I thought I'd come
back as somebody, you know?

Super Bowl champ,
a few more rings.

Instead, I--I came back
a punchline, you know?

I'm starting to think
coming back was a mistake.

A mistake would be
giving up before you had

a chance to make things right.

What do you mean,
"make things right"?

Look, you're carrying
something, man.

I see it.

Maybe it's a girl

or maybe it's something
deep inside you.

But unless you figure it out
and make it right,

every play you make is
going to be the wrong one.

What do you think?

Can you still hit the goalposts?

Whoo!
- All right, all right.

- Come on!
- All right.

All right, come on.

Ooh.

So close.

I think you need another one.

All right.

Did the boss tell you
why he needs these fuses?

Yeah.

He told me to tell you
to stop asking stupid questions.

Well, at least I didn't lose
the key to the park.

I'm going to lose my foot
up your ass

if you don't shut up.

Hey, hold it steady, will you?

I can't see what I'm doing.

Well, don't mess this up
like the last one.

I didn't mess
the last one up, OK?

Just because the ride
operators are idiots,

it does not make it my fault

the kid got launched
into the parking lot.

Whatever.

No, look, you're doing it wrong,

you're going to surge
and fry the CPU.

Well, will you just let me
do my job?

Know what?

Do this yourself.

Good luck.

Hey, Reggie,
come on, man, I'm sor--

Reggie?

Hey, Reggie, man,
this isn't funny.

Ah!

Mr. Dillard.

Bright and early.

The Austin Dillard?

It's great to meet
a local legend.

Nice to meet you.

I'm the town's deputy.

I'm Jenkins.

And speaking
of some deputy duties...

All right.

Spread 'em.

Come on.

Please.

Make sure you--

This really necessary?

Oh, very.

Mm-hmm.

Yep.

That's right.

Come on.

Say "ah."

Ah.

Full body cavity search?

Not this time.

Copy.

OK, great.

So what can we do for you?

Besides from being assaulted
here by Officer Jenkins,

I'm here to clear up
those parking tickets.

I will have you sign here,
here--oh, here.

- Mm.
- And here.

No problem.

You know, you're a lot
like your sister.

She is less forgiving.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

Here you go.

Thank you.

So what have you been doing
since the accident?

Just the odd job
here and there.

Glad to hear that you found

some more permanent career
opportunities here in Kingsport.

Yeah, I'm just--

I'm not too sure how much
longer I'll be around.

Right.

No surprise there.

You never were
the sticking around type.

I just want to clear
my parking tickets.

And?

And I didn't want to leave
without saying goodbye.

Well, goodbye, Mr. Dillard.

So what really happened
to your leg?

I mean, the instant replay
is unclear,

but the conspiracy theories
about that play are legendary.

I heard you lost your leg

to some black market
organ harvesters.

Jenkins, he called an audible
for a flea flicker,

but then the running back
lateraled back to him,

and instead of throwing it
to the wide open receiver,

he took it and ran because
he wanted to win by himself.

He didn't get far because
three linebackers got to him

and his leg was spaghetti.

He ended up with
a comminuted compound fracture

of both his fibula
and tibia of the left leg.

Lots of surgeries,
lots of rehab, no more football,

and no harvested organs,
Jenkins.

Or at least, that's what I read.

But Jenkins, there's
suspicious activity on Main.

Jenkins.

- Nice to meet you.
- You too.

Stay out of trouble, kid.

Yeah.

Oh.

Huh.

He does not blink,
he will not sleep,

he glides in silence,
a predator of patience.

Become the shark.

You are the shark.

Oh, Mr. Dillard!

Mr. Dillard.

The local legend himself.

Are you done?

Yes.

Simon Cumberland, performer.

One day, I hope to join you
in the pantheon

of Kingsport's greatest exports.

You know what?

It was great meeting you,
Simon, and good luck.

Thank you.

Aren't these things
supposed to be waterproof?

Not if you leave it open.

Well, who the hell is
Messing with this stuff?

Probably some kids,
over copper wire

or something to sell.

Trust me, there are
so many other things

kids are doing these days.

They are not coming
to this park.

Have you seen the attendance?

♪ So you changed your hair ♪

♪ Well, I changed
the way I think ♪

♪ About the way that
you changed your hair ♪

♪ Woke up one day and said ♪

♪ Well, she'd still have a head,
even if it's bare ♪

♪ And I want to change ♪

♪ I want to change with you ♪

Hey, Dillard!

All right, OK.

It looks OK over there,
but the water flow is off.

I think there's something
stuck in one of the tubes.

Well, are you going walk it,
or are you going to ride it?

I'm going to ride it.

Great.

You don't need me here.

You want me
to take a look at your foot?

No, no, no,
it's just a scratch.

Actually, you know what?

It hurts really bad.

Do you think you can
prescribe me some--

No.

It's got to be a sick joke.

It looks like it suffered
from some kind

of electrical shock.

My guess is it was killed
when the panel shorted out.

These are
shark-infested waters,

and the park gets its water
from the ocean,

so maybe one of the intake
pipes are damaged.

We should check them out.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Austin, you gonna
roll with us?

Yeah.

That's my boy.

This is Austin,
leave a message.

Beep.

Is it true?

Did they really find
the shark in the park?

In the slide.

How does that even happen?

Maybe it wanted
a free slushy.

No, that's over by Billy the--

I see what you did there.

Look, you gotta do me a favor.

I mean, we gotta keep this
under wraps.

I mean--
- What?

I need some time
to figure this out.

Team day is Tuesday.
Attendance is down.

I mean, people are going
to freak out if they find out

this is really happening.
- Clark.

I am not covering this up
for you.

We're not covering
anything up, OK?

It's all by the book.

I just need a little discretion
while I figure this out.

OK.

OK.

This problem is going to be
solved before the doors open.

You got it.

Thanks, Clark.

It's a huge area.

We're going to have to haul ass.

I'm thinking cover two defense.

How about you, kid?

Yeah, that sounds good, Coach.

Hey, Coach tip number 49--

Wait for me.

Always listen
to a girl with a gun.

I'm coming.

See you guys.

What are you doing?

Hmm.

I guess we'll take this one?

Yeah.

You gonna be all right to drive?

I don't know.
You scared to find out?

No. Let's have a little fun.

All right.

So you think
they'll get back together?

I don't know.
I think it's a coin toss.

I mean, yeah, he has his faults,
but, shoot.

We all do, yeah?

He's gotta redeem himself.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

♪ I have my heart ♪

♪ It's my town ♪

♪ Break no rules ♪

Dag.

Dag.

Hey!

Hey.

Everything OK?

Oh, I don't know.

But I do know
we're stealing more energy

than ten parks combined.

Our servers can't handle it.

I'll say.

It all ended up
in the belly of that shark.

What?

Yeah.

You haven't heard?

They found a shark in the park.

Looks like we got ourselves
a water park shark.

Hey, that rhymes.

Water park shark.

Um, Mr. Calhoun, how exactly
did it get in the park?

I don't know.

Somebody left the gate open.

Maybe it's a prank.

What happened to the shark?

It got fried.

It got zapped?

Yeah.

It's a power surge problem,

which means we're running
too much power.

Your two thugs were supposed
to reset the server's fuses.

I'm not sure.

This could be very difficult.

Dag, this isn't difficult.

Where you were is difficult,

remember that?

Huh?

You don't want to go back there,
do you, buddy, huh?

Of course not.

But the surges,
they put us behind schedule,

and we're talking about
a large amount of electricity

that we need to finish this job.

That would blow the grid.

I mean, we would
lose everything.

Dag, you think too much,

and I don't pay you to think.

You don't pay me at all.

Well, this is true.

All you need to do
is use your fingers

and type away
and get me some more money, OK?

All right? All right.

Oh, and get me a quote
on a shark taxidermist.

I think I'm going to hang him up
in the front.

It's going to make
a great photo op.

We'll get digitals,
we'll get stills,

we'll get 5x7s.

But I don't know
any taxidermists.

I'm an IT guy!

When did your dad retire?

It's been about
four years now.

I was a deputy then.

He moved to Florida, and then
I ran for office shortly after.

Leaving must have
been tough for him.

It was time for him to retire.

He deserves year-round
sunshine and golf.

You should see his swing now.

He served Kingsport well.

And I'm sure he knew
Kingsport was

in good hands with you.

He did love you.

Well, until you--

Whoa. Let's be clear, OK?

We both handled it poorly.

We broke each other's hearts.

But, hey, you know,
you bounced back.

You're with Clark now.

He was always a nice guy
in high school.

Right?
- Wait.

I'm sorry.

Did you say Clark and me?

Mm-hmm.

Mayor Clark Calhoun?

Why are you laughing?

What, you think
I'm Mrs. Wicked Waves?

You and Clark
are not together?

Does he know that?

Stop.

I'm offended.

I'm--I am truly offended.

He recommended me
for appointment for chief.

That was nice, but no.

No, there's no--there's
no connection, no spark.

Look, Clark is a Prius,
and I like Mustangs.

So what's that make me?

Minivan with a flat tire
or something like that?

Oh, no.

You're a Lamborghini Aventador.

Except rusted out
and on cinder blocks.

Of course.

Right.

Thank you.

Hey, I think I see
something over there.

What is that?

Well, I guess that
answers our question.

Radio the chief
and Austin, will you?

Hey, I think
we found something.

Can you guys come over here?

All right,
we'll be right there.

What is it?

We got to get over there.

The whole thing's going
to need to be replaced.

I think I see something
in the water here.

What is that?

What are you doing?

Don't put your hand
in the water.

It looks like a fish.

Get your hand
out of the water.

Are you kidding me?
Don't do that.

Makhaila!

Did you hear that scream?

Makhaila!

Here, take over.

Makhaila!

What?

Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm fine!

Here, girl.

Do you like the gummies?

I'm going to call you Gums.

What are you doing?

Stop feeding it.

Look, it's missing its teeth.

Why would a shark be
missing its teeth?

I don't know. Poor baby.

I'm going to touch her.

- Get away from the shark.
- She's not gonna hurt me!

Coach, can you
help me out here?

Can you pull her in?

I tried.

You can't stop me.
I'm an adult.

I even gave her tip 473.

She wouldn't listen.

I love that one.

That's a good one, right?

Is that one
"don't feed the sharks"?

Stop yelling at me.

You're scaring her.

What happened here?

I did an autopsy.

Oh.

I have a medical degree,

and my day job is working
at a water park.

So what'd you find?

Well, I'm not a vet,
but it looks like

the shark sustained
severe electric shock.

Might have been on its way out.

Whatever that blue goo was,
it was eating away at its bones,

its cartilage, even its skin.

Maybe that's why
Gums had no teeth.

I'm going to send it off
to the university.

Have a friend
in the chemistry department.

He'll figure it out.
- Thanks.

Keep us posted.

Can I play with the goo?

No.

I'm not seeing any intake
pipe leaks or breaches yet.

Coach, anything?

All clear here.

Jenkins, how about you?

Nothing, Chief.

Hey, Chief?

Do we know if the water
has fluoride in it?

Allegedly, they used
fluoride in the water

to docile the population
and calcify your pineal glands.

It's been two hours.

Nothing.

Hello?

Chief?

I'm still not 100% sure.

I think we need
to keep the park closed--

We?

I think we should leave this
up to the authorities.

Come on, Chief,
you can't seriously--

I'm going to stick
to the book on this one.

Search the park,
fix the broken intake,

inspect the other ones,
and treat the water.

I know you and Clark
are close--

I'm not for sale, Dillard.

You should know
better than that.

I just want to keep
everybody safe.

Yeah, we all do.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Clark.

Chief!

I was just looking for you.
It's good to see you--

Come on. You saw me coming.

Wait, what are you
talking about?

Why do you keep doing that?

- I know.
- You gotta stop doing that.

Please.

Chief, what do you see?

An "Entering Cape Cod" sign.

What's this about?

OK, what don't you see?

Sharks.

No, kids.

There's no swimmers,
there's no tanners.

- You know why, right?
- Some kid running around--

That's because
we closed the park.

Aha.

OK, I got an answer for you.

We're all set.

I had Makhaila check out
the Lily Pad.

She found a couple striped bass,
a handful of scup--

In the pool?

Yeah, I know,
it's so weird, right?

But the grate's up and running,

the water's been double treated,
and as you can see,

the electricity is
back up and running.

Listen, it's your call.

We're good to go,
but I don't want to do anything

unless I have your approval.

Yes, we can open it back up.

But if there's even
a sign of any trouble--

You will be the first to know.

I will be the first to know.

- You're the best!
- No.

Sorry. Thanks, Chief.

I knew I could count on you.

I knew this was going to be

a great professional
relationship.

Yeah, OK, have a good day.

Thank you, Chief.

I knew it.

The Lazy Lagoon is all clear.

All clear at the Lily Pads.

What are you still doing here?

Just one last sweep or two.

You know, I don't want
any blood on my watch.

Neither do I.

You know,
if this whole lifeguard thing

doesn't work out for you,
you should really consider

a career in law enforcement.

You got the drive.

I'll think about it.

Hey, I want to apologize
for what I said earlier.

You were just worried,
and so am I.

And it's better to be too
careful than not enough.

And I'm sorry too.

Sometimes I can be--
- Stubborn.

- No.
- Headstrong.

- No.
- Foolish.

- No.
- Egotistical.

- No.
- Hotheaded.

- No.
- Difficult.

- No.
- Annoying.

You know what?
Why don't we just split up?

Cover more ground.
- Good idea.

I'll take the south side,
you go north.

Sounds good.

Dillard, something's
coming your way!

I sold it.

You gotta be kidding me.

Don't shoot!

Really?

Clark, I need to talk to you.

Austin, buddy.

How are you enjoying the park?

You need to keep the park
closed, all right?

We have no idea
how the sharks got in,

and honestly, we don't know
what else is out there.

I've already cleared it
with the chief of police,

and she gave me
the green light to open.

So if you got a problem,

you can just take it up
with your ex.

Why won't you keep
the park closed?

You just don't get it, do you?

Have a seat.

Oh, my God.

Sign that.

You want me to sign that?

Right now?

Yeah.

When I was seven,
all I wanted to do

was go to Coney Island
and ride the carousel.

And do you know why?

Because there was this
magical Clydesdale of a ride.

She was beautiful.

She was my cinnamon sriracha.

And all I wanted to do was
ride her into the sunset.

And you know what happened
when I got there?

The ride was closed.

And not only that,
my cinnamon sriracha

was on the side, breaking,
deteriorating,

being eaten away by the sun,
her flowing mane gone!

Paint was chipping off her head,

and half of her face
was on the floor.

And I vowed at that moment

that I would never let
another child go through

what I did in that moment.

I think I understand.

You're insane.

All right, everyone,
listen up.

We're about to open
the Devil's Drop.

This is a high-intensity ride,

I don't want any funny business.

No cutting,
one person at a time.

No going head first.

Keep your arms and legs
crossed the entire time.

If anyone gets hurt,
I'm on my break in five minutes,

so you're on your own.

Hey.

Are you sure this is safe?

Yeah, you're fine.

We're fine.

Hello? Hello?

We need to stop the slide
right now!

Hello, hello, is anybody there?

Hello, hello?

We need to shut off
the damn slide now.

Come on, come on, come on.

- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm OK.

What happened?

You know what?
Don't even worry about that.

It happens all the time.

All the time.

You're suggesting
the sharks have something

to do with electricity?
- I know, OK?

It sounds crazy.
- It does.

Not really.

There's something going on
at the park.

Power surges,
electrical imbalances,

fluctuations,
and the dead shark--

they're all connected
to the park.

I'm sure of it.

I can't just open an
investigation without evidence.

There's rules, regulations,
warrants, probable cause.

And then there's Clark.

There's a killer shark!

With no teeth.

What, do you want
Jenkins to arrest it

so you can pick it
out of a lineup?

Yes, do whatever
you need to do.

You're the chief.

Wait.

I--that was unprofessional.

I will alert the Coast Guard
about the sharks

and look into the rest,
I promise.

Jenkins, you are investigating

those strange
electrical outages.

Right, right.

They've only increased
in the last three months.

They've all seemed unrelated,
but now--

There could be a pattern
or a connection.

Thank you, Chief.

So you want me
to arrest a shark?

- Only the hammerheads.
- Mm.

I'll call the utility company

and see if I can get
the power consumption

records for the park.

And run a background check
on Dillard.

There's something
he's not telling me.

Where are you going?

Fishing.

10, 11, 12.

Hey, Austin.

999, 1,000.

Whew!

Whew.

When you lift as heavy as I do,
you gotta stay hydrated.

Electrolytes.

OK.

I feel like a human battery
that could power

an entire Amish community.

It's like lightning in a bottle.

I thought your shift was over.

It is, OK?

But I need your help
with something.

Have you noticed anything
strange happening at the park

the last few months, OK?

People being
where they shouldn't,

you know, equipment
that you don't recognize,

anything that has to do
with electricity?

Well, let's see, the security
cameras don't work, right?

- OK.
- They go on the fritz

around 2:00 a.m. every night.

I once saw a kid try
and power his phone

off one of our breakers
and his screen blew up.

And the cleaning crew
keeps finding dead birds

around
the maintenance building.

That. That.

Show me.

OK.

Hold on.

All right, come on!

We gotta go.

Yeah!

Coach in action!

Bam, bam!

All right, let's go.

All right, come on.

Hey, Chelsea,
are you going to go?

No. Go, go, go.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, no,
he's completely selfless.

I know.

No, exactly.

Hey, look, I'm doing it.

Where did you go?

Oh, no. Uh...

Shit.

What do you think's
causing it?

No clue.

It could be the chemicals
they use to treat the water.

All right, all right.

Coach?
- Yeah?

Come take a look at this.

I think it's like
a stairwell or something.

That's the entrance that leads

down to that giant network
of tunnels under the Cape.

They bring in the water
from the ocean.

It's free, and they save
the fresh water

in the reservoirs.

Coach, any tips to help me?

Be a man.

Use your back.

Yeah, I got it.

Come on.

Use your pencil arms and pull!

You want to help?

Coach tip number 4.2:
Coach doesn't get involved

in physical activity
with rusty nails.

Yeah, I figured.

I got 300 more push-ups to do
before the end of the day.

Holler at me when
you got this thing off.

OK.

OK?

I am a golden god!

Hey, Rain, did your friend
at the university

ever get back to you?

Yes, she did
a quick test on the goo.

The results didn't mean
a whole lot to me, though.

Apparently, it contained
ammonia, chloride,

lithium, and acetic acid.

Does any of that mean
anything to you?

Potentially.

What's the most out-of-the-way
area of the park?

Most of the staff goes
behind the maintenance room

to make out, light up,
or eat string cheese.

I don't know if that helps.

It's on the north end.

Thanks.

This doesn't belong here.

There's no lock,
there's no handle.

How do we even open it?

Listen, kid,
I've been in my fair share

of dark, stinky, smelly places.

Coach tip 6972:
you're going to want

to pinch your nose,
breathe through your mouth,

and whatever you do, do not--

One second.

Go for Coach.

Alleged drowning
in the east bathroom.

I'll be right there.

Here, take this.

Be safe down there.

Good advice, Coach.

- Freeze!
- Freeze!

What are you going to do
with a walkie?

Well, it looks
sort of like a gun.

What are you doing down here?

I work here.

What are you doing here?

I'm inspecting the area.

Oh, so you do believe me!

I didn't say that.

You do, don't you?

I knew it.

Not that you'd ever admit that.

You're not that type of person.

Correct. Now let's get going.

You're holding up
a police investigation.

Oh, so it's
an investigation now.

What does that make me?
Probable cause?

A suspect?

Perhaps your new partner?

- Oh, no.
- You know what?

Lieutenant Dillard.

I like the sound of that.

Do you?

Yeah.

Great.

OK, Lieutenant, let's get going.

You lead the way.

OK.

Find anything?

No, not yet.

Dag.

Dag. Look.

Check it out, buddy.

Look at that.

An authentic football signed
by the Austin Dillard, man.

This means we're friends.

Cool.

Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

The power levels are dropping.

Shoot.

- Man, I got an idea.
- What?

Fix it.

I'm trying, but the batteries,
they're leaking.

Dag, look at me.

All you gotta do
is tell me how long

it's going to take to back up
my money onto this drive.

Around 15 hours, at least.

But you know, I've been
down here for two days.

I just--I'm not feeling myself.

I'm sweating,
my armpits are sweaty.

I mean, you're up there cutting
ribbons and playing football.

This isn't what we talked about.

I mean, I'm the mayor, Dag.

I gotta give high fives
and shake babies

and kiss hands, you know?

Everybody's got a job to do,
and this one's yours.

So guess what, buddy.

I'll see you in 15 hours, OK?

Toodles.

Hang on, sir.

Sir.

Come on.

You can't do this to me, Mayor.

Come on, open up!

What's...

Well, this shouldn't be here.

Aw, our first clue together.

It's a light fuse,
but it's huge.

Could be for spotlights.

Or LED floodlights.

Mm-hmm.

Are you interested
in a trip down memory lane?

Why not?

I'm starting to see the pattern.

You know,
we're building our case.

I think you're enjoying
this investigation

more than you enjoy
being a lifeguard.

But not as much
as I miss this.

Oh, impressive.

Well, I had a good teacher.

Think you can hit the crossbar?

I'm rusty.

Oh, come on.

Give it a try.

Maybe next time.

Oh, so you're saying
there's going to be a next time.

You remember our first date?

We broke into the concession
stands and I made you--

Hot dog soufflé.

How could I forget?

And nacho cheese was everywhere.

You know I never got it
out of that sweater?

And you were so worried that
your dad was going to find out.

You know,
he was always so hard on me.

Yeah,
because he believed in you.

We all did.

Mm-hmm.

It's a key to the water park.

Wow.

Three dips and a voltage sag.

You know, that's not random.

That's a signature load pattern.

Fuses are meant
to stop excess current,

but someone at the park
is using a lot of them

to draw in additional power,
like a vacuum.

Did you learn that from
your odd jobs here and there?

What have you really been doing
these past few years?

Who are you?

Look, after I blew out
my knee,

I didn't have a lot
of options, all right?

I left college early to play,

so I applied
for a government job.

But they gave me an interview
for this department

I never even applied for,

the Hartford Connecticut Office
of the FBI.

You're an agent?

Was.

What happened?

I managed to fumble that too.

Me and red tape,
we never got along.

So I was working this case where

I didn't get approval
from above, I went at it alone.

The case blew up, it was
a massive embarrassment

for both myself and the Bureau.

Wow.

So what are you really
doing here, Dillard?

That investigation I worked,

I thought I saw something that
tracked back here to the park.

But honestly,
I didn't really know why

I came back until I saw you.

What?

You want to break
each other's hearts again?

No, this time,
I don't want to go at it alone.

Tell me everything.

OK, so this is where
I like to eat, all right?

OK, great.

And then we've got
Scoops over here.

All right,
let's go over what we know.

There have been wild
power fluctuations

all over the island,
the park, the town.

I got the utility
company records,

and the consumption
is off the charts.

And there's clusters
of dead birds up here.

And then there's
a dead shark with guts

like a melted freezie.

And then there's Gums, my cute
baby shark without teeth.

Don't forget all that blue goo

that tested positive
for ammonium chloride,

lithium, and acetic acid.

A lot of those
chemicals, they're in meth.

You think there's a drug lab
under the park?

It's not drugs, it's energy.

I think that's kind of
the idea of meth, yeah.

No, see, the chemicals,
they're in batteries,

the big ones, lithium ion.

In this case I work
back in Connecticut, it was--

Wait.

Case?

What case?

Wait, are you a Fed?

I knew it.

Like DEA?

I have prescriptions.

For--for glaucoma.

I have prescription glaucoma.

I mean--

I don't care, OK?

Johnny Utah.

OK, what was the case?

There, it was drugs,
but here, it's something else.

I can feel it.

Blood diamonds.

- Mm.
- You know what?

You might be on to something.

Mining.

Not physical, but digital.

Crypto.

Right.

What are you guys
talking about?

It's basically money
you can create on the web

out of seemingly nothing.

It's highly profitable,
but you need a lot of energy.

So this is like a heist?

Exactly.

An energy heist to make
as much money as possible.

We're going to have to find
the servers.

They're going to need a lot
of space and a lot of cooling.

The tunnels.

OK.

Jenkins, you take Makhaila
and I'll go with Austin.

- All right.
- Yeah, I bet you will.

Mm.

But just don't murder
each other, OK?

We need to find out where
the sharks are getting in.

Rain and I will circle
the island.

You know I don't actually
swim that well.

It's kind of embarrassing.

Great.

You two take the boat.

I'm sure that cooling batteries
need a lot of water, right?

Just search for water
intakes or pipes

that aren't on the map. Great.

- OK.
- Let's do it.

Let's do it!

What about the five?

Coach tip four,
never leave him hanging.

Wow.

Sad.

So what exactly does
computer crime look like anyway?

Crowbars and coding?

Because I really want
to hear my sister say,

"Freeze, show me
your browser history!"

That was pretty funny.

For you.

Heat, electrical cables,

water pipes that don't belong--

we find that,
we'll find our evidence.

Great.

Our fearless leader is
an HVAC technician with a gun.

I don't even have a gun.

Can I borrow a gun?

- No.
- OK.

Chief?

Yep.

Left or right?

We'll take left.

We'll take right.

Be careful.

You have a gun, right?

Of course I have a gun.

And you know how to use it?

Allegedly,
they got tunnels like this

under the Egyptian pyramids.

Wouldn't be surprised if we find

the remains of a mummified
queen under here.

I'd actually rather
be down here

than up there, making sure kids
don't drown in their own urine

in the kiddie pool.

Did you hear that?

Freeze!

Please.

Please help me.

Down on the ground.

There!

Where do you think
that intake valve goes?

Clear.

Ugh.

What the hell's going on?

Ew.

Well, that's what
computer crime looks like.

Where do you think this goes?

There's only one way
to find out.

Coach, we should be in
hazmat suits, not bathing suits.

Coach tip 73:

hazmat suits don't show
how jacked Coach is.

How jacked are you?

Let's go.

Wow.

There's enough batteries
in here to power a city.

They're burning up!

They're leaking everywhere.

The cooling waters are
circulating over the batteries

and probably out
of the pipes into the ocean.

This stuff looks so toxic.

Sharks have such highly
developed senses, right?

They can smell blood
from a mile away.

Maybe it's driving them insane.

That's about to explode,
isn't it?

Coach tip number nine: run!

Come on!

Help! They're coming!

Coach?

She got bit by a shark
and the tunnel's flooding.

You gotta get her out of here.

Come on.

Here we go. Come on.

I got you.

Come on, come on.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Who's this guy?

Found him in the tunnels
acting crazy.

Let me get this for you.

Poison, I think.

Hey, hey!
What were you doing down there?

Mining.

What were you mining?

Crypto.

Hey, that stuff leaking
from the batteries,

the blue goo, what is it?

Electroreception.

That's what's attracting
the sharks to the park.

They have sensors that can
detect electrical fields.

This level of electricity
in that runoff,

it's fried their brains.

Yeah.

Hey, who is behind this?

I did it for the park.

What do you mean
"for the park," huh?

Just don't tell me there's
any more shark problems.

What do you know about
a guy living under the park

stealing electricity?

Nothing.

Why is your voice going up?

What?

Look at me.

OK, I may know a guy.

His name is Dag.

He lives downstairs,
but he needed a place to stay,

so I let him--

No, no.

It is you.

You're stealing the dirty power
from the grid to mine crypto.

The stolen fuses,
the unexplained power surges,

not to mention the sharks--
it's all your fault.

Do you really think that I
wanted anybody to get hurt, huh?

Did you think I had
any of that in mind?

OK, what?

Do you think I'm going
to get arrested for this?

I don't think you're
going to get arrested.

I'm going to arrest you.
- Absolutely.

You're crazy,
you're not going to arrest

a guy with a dog
on his lap, are you?

- We'll just take the dog.
- Yeah.

No, we're still
going to arrest you.

Shark! Shark!

Get out of the water!

Shark!

Get out of the water!

Something's happening.

I'm not done with you.

You are going to stay here, OK?

Yes.

What are you going to do?

I--I--

I am not going to move.
- Stay here.

Not gonna move.

You're gonna stay here.

We're gonna move.
Let's move.

Come on, baby.

Where you going?

If this goes bad,
they're gonna need medics.

I'm going with you.

Stay here.

Get everyone
out of the pool now!

Sharks do not have bones.

Instead, they have
cartilaginous tissue,

making them--
- Shark, shark!

Out of the water!

Everybody out of the water!

Well, that worked.

Shark, shark!

Get out of the water!

Thank you.

Yes!

Hi!

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait.

There's no sharks.

There's no sharks.
It's a false alarm.

False alarm, false alarm.
Wait, wait, wait!

Come on, no.

We're gonna die!

We're gonna die!

Move! Move it!

- All right.
- All right.

Now let's go
get rid of the sharks.

Hey, please!

I'm down here.

OK, we need to contain
the sharks in here

and eliminate them.
- Yes.

Or we could just leave.

No, guys, we're it, OK?

These sharks,
they're changing, mutating.

They're getting faster,
stronger, more vicious.

And there are beaches
up and down this coast

filled with families.

Plus, if the damage
to their DNA is permanent,

they could pass changes
to their offspring.

We could have a whole ocean
full of mutant crypto electric

sharks within a generation.

We're going to finish this
the same way we started--

electricity.

- Is this park sealed off?
- Yes.

And again, I don't want
to get in the water

unless I'm getting overtime
or hazard pay.

We need to make sure the
underground tunnels are sealed.

- I'm all over it!
- Next, we need to--

Connect the pools to
the highest voltage possible.

We can do that.

There's plenty of baling wire
in the storage.

OK, and we can go pool to pool

and connect the baling wire
to the power in the server room.

I can handle that.

We pull the switch,
surge the power,

fry the sharks,
and destroy the tunnels.

And fry my crypto wallet?

I don't think, so Muffins.

I don't think so.

You have a good team
here, son.

But y'all talk too much.

Except for you two.

Which leads me
to Coach tip 6,972.

Just get it done!

♪ Enough is enough ♪

All right, water park sharks,
time to meet the lifeguards!

I'm not joining in.

No.

All right, come on.

We have to go stop
the sharks in the park.

Come on.

How is that helping?

OK, no.

Can we go now?

Let's get this!

Let's go!

♪ Out of love means
we're coming for you ♪

♪ Your number's going
from then each of you ♪

♪ I will do a holler ♪

♪ As we run you through ♪

♪ Trust your skill,
load up your guns ♪

OK.

All right.

Let's go get the wires in
the pool and hope for the best.

OK.

Where did all the sharks go?

They were everywhere.

Probably getting high
in the battery room.

OK, if you connect
the baling wire at the end,

I can connect it at the drain
at the center of the pool.

What? No.

You're not going in there.

What if the sharks come back?

Yeah, I'm the lifeguard,
I can swim.

You're the cop, cover me.

Makhaila, no.

I'm doing it anyway.

No, you're not.

No, Makh--

♪ We shoot to kill ♪

♪ Death might be passé,
but not so the thrill ♪

♪ It's pistols at dawn,
battle lines drawn ♪

♪ Are you a fighter
or are you a star ♪

♪ Stand in this fortune
and stand and be brave ♪

♪ Advantage is ours
while you rue the day ♪

♪ Yell victory ♪

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

♪ Raising our bows,
we fight as one ♪

♪ You ask for a rally ♪

Makhaila, be careful!

Dag?

Dag?

Where are you, buddy?

Dag?

Yes.

Come on, come on.

Hey, dude, I need help!

Don't move!

Hurry up!

Oh, oh, that was
a terrible idea.

What? How did that get there?

I don't know.

Let me get bolt cutters.

OK.

Here.

OK.

Five, four, three, two...

All right, you ready?

Yeah.

Come on.

They're not dead.

What happened?

There's not enough power.

Clark's crypto setup must be
drawing too much energy.

The propane tanks
didn't go off either.

The sharks can still get out.

My defibrillator,
when I did this,

it exploded one of the sharks.

Really?

Well, then we need
more power.

Look at the blue goo,
it's seeping.

I think I know where
we can get more juice.

It must be coming
from the server room.

We have to make sure
there's enough charge.

Oh, there's enough
charge in there.

I can light it up
like the Fourth of July.

Electrolytes, we have a whole
palette of them back at HQ.

We fill the bucket,
bucket tips, pull the switch,

park goes boom.

I'm heading out on the boat.

Be safe.

Do you think
this is going to work?

I don't know.

They're just making it up
as they go along.

Coach, take something
explosive with you.

Grabbing some more
propane tanks right now.

Dag, what the hell
are you doing here?

I'm grabbing a propane tank,
same as you.

Why?

Because I'm going to blow up
the server room.

I want to help you
stop the sharks,

and we have to destroy
the toxic waste at the source.

Clark's poisoned
everybody but himself.

I want to help make this right.

I could surge the power
from the server room

using the batteries.

It should give us some extra
juice to get the job done.

Clark is behind everything.

You just need to trust me, OK?

Coach tip 69:

don't mess with Coach.

What's your plan
on getting them in there?

T-shirt cannon.

Nice.

That's gonna work.

Great call.

All right,
you take care of this,

I'm going to go
handle the tubes.

OK, good luck.

Yep.

It's over, Clark.

Huh?

How did you get out?

And why do you have
a propane tank?

I'm tired of picking up
after you.

Give me the drive, Clark.

Dag, we both know
I'm not going to do that.

Come on,
we're both mining crypto

underneath a water park, huh?

This is untraceable,
undetectable,

and it's all mine.

Well, if you want it,

you're going to have
to get past me first.

Are you threatening me, bro?

I thought you were my friend.

Yeah, so did I.

Ah--

- Get your hands off her, you--
- Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.
- Damn you, stop it.

No, no, no.
You want Muffins?

This isn't funny, Clark.

You want this more
than our friendship?

Get it.

Again?

How's it going?

Pretty good.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It got stuck.

♪ Came through
a different paradise ♪

Shoot.

The wires,
I gotta go untangle them.

Hey, be careful!

Coach, we've got sharks
heading your way.

They're trying
to escape the park.

You'll have to destroy
the tunnel.

You have one minute!

I'll pull the switch.

Godspeed.

♪ You've become
everything I despise ♪

♪ You tried to see ♪

Come on.

Come on, Gums.

You can do it, you can do it,
you can do it.

Come on.

I'm going to save you
from the electricity.

Come on, come on.

♪ Go free on the other side ♪

The bucket's still stuck!

Clark!

Come on, I told you
to stop bumping into me.

Dillard,
I was looking for that.

What?

That's all the maintenance work.

I know what this is.

Yeah, man, it's a USB drive.

It's got all my pictures
from last summer.

This is your wallet, right?

- No!
- Portable Swiss bank account.

No!

Totally untraceable. Huh?

Look, man,
you don't even need it.

Chief, Chief,
that's intellectual property.

And that football is mine too.

You signed it.

Look, you don't even need that.
It's mine.

Come on.

Why do you really want it?

Man, I got 98 million reasons
why I need that drive.

Come on, man, we're friends.

Hey, Dillard, flea flicker.

That sounds good!

Come on, man.

Let's be mature about this.

Clark, you really want it?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Well, go get it.

No!

Aw, Gums.

Yes, touchdown!

Yeah, home run!

Defibrillator time, bitches!

Ah!

Dillard!

Hey!

I landed right
on this pink flamingo.

Pretty lucky, huh?

Yeah.

Pretty lucky.

Can you give me a little help?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on.

Come on.

Use those muscles.

What are you doing?

I think you earned
this golden whistle.

It's a big honor.

Thank you, Makhaila.

Aw.

I think that was
your best play yet.

Not quite.

But this is.

Mm.

Yeah, Austin.

Get some!

Get a room!

Coach tip number one:
never, ever interrupt a kiss.

It's not a kiss.

It's mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.

That guy kisses just like
"Baywatch's" David Chokachi.

Wow.

And you thought
you peaked in high school.

At least we won the game,
right, Chief?

Yeah, I guess we did, Dillard.

You can call me Austin.

You can call me Peyton.

Where is everyone?
- Where'd everybody go?

Guys?

Whatever.

Should we get a lobster roll?

Yeah, let's do it.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for "Baywatch's"
David Chokachi.

There's baling wire
in the storage.

Oh, and you should
probably wash that,

because earlier
I saw David Chokachi

trying to make his butt whistle.

Awesome.

You're like that
David Chokachi guy

that I can't pronounce
his name for the life of me.

I need help!

I need help!

Where's David Chokachi
when you need him?

He looks like
he's actually hurt.

Somebody get a medic.

I'm off duty.

I was really hoping
I could go ride

the Devil's Anus with you.

Dillard, have a seat.

We'll be fine.

I promise.

What the [bleep]
is your problem?

You think you're David Chokachi?

You drew an enormous
amount of tension

with all that spectacle
at the park.

We're gonna have
an enormous amount of cover up.

Gosh, we're going to have
to come up with stories,

we're gonna have fall guys.

Am I one of them?

The FBI has big plans for you.

Bigger energy means
bigger parks, bigger mines.

And you know what that means.

Cinnamon sriracha.

Yeah, sure.

Just as long as
there's no more sharks.

No more sharks.

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ No running ♪

♪ Cotton candy in the air ♪

♪ Churros frying,
the sound system running ♪

♪ But ain't no denying ♪

♪ If you don't move faster
than the slushy that's red ♪

♪ It's you in the lazy river,
so lazy you're dead ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Wake pool's frothing,
funnel cakes floating ♪

♪ Something's humming
underground ♪

♪ Sharks up among ♪

♪ Slides look fun
till the fin cuts through ♪

♪ And pray that
the lifeguard's watching you ♪

♪ Slide ride's twisting,
nacho dripping cheese ♪

♪ Laughter's drifting
in the chlorine breeze ♪

♪ No danger here, right ♪

♪ Just sweet little rides ♪

♪ But there's sharks
in the pipes ♪

♪ And they're coming inside ♪

♪ Water park shark ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Water park shark ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Not all monsters
live in the dark ♪

♪ Little pool deck kids here
comes the water park sharks ♪

♪ Get out of the water ♪

♪ Get out of the water now ♪

♪ Here comes
the water park shark ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Water park shark ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Not all monsters
live in the dark ♪

♪ Little pool deck kids ♪

♪ Here comes
the water park shark ♪