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Excuse me... Can we measure the Heinswik?

What?

The table.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

Where's Mom?

Alain!

45 minutes waiting for you like an idiot!

It's always like this. We agreed on the bed sector at 3pm!

The idea was to split up to save time!

- What's this? We wanted a cupboard! - Why did I bring you?

Daddy, put me on the giraffe!

I said no, Lucien.

The ball pool then!

Do something, Alain.

Please!

No balloons. A ball pool is fine.

It won't fit

- It won't fit. - Yes, it will.

With the naked eye, I tell you it will be perfect. Come on, I'm exhausted!

Alain, your diet!

It's not for me, it's for the little one

It'll kill your appetite. Today we're going to eat at my brother's.

Again?

Without the children to avoid history

What story? Lucien is no problem!

We ask the parents of little Lucien Marciano to pick him up, thank you!

Shit!

I just don't don't understand.

Okay, it's a mess.

But a 6-year-old child can't empty a box of balls on their own!

No way!

Perhaps the others have deceived you.

He was led by that blonde girl.

Look at her. See what you're doing?

It's intolerable.

Don't be so condescending.

The car...

It's there.

- No! - I parked there.

- It's this way. - This way!

Trust my instinct, okay!

Look, it's right here.

Okay, don't be so presumptuous.

Shit!

How did you arrest it? Lucien!

Come back now!

Nathalie!

She left.

She's gone.

Mom is annoying us...

Come here!

Come here now!

It worked last time...

- They cross. - It's not like that.

The other side.

Trust me, the opposite.

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

Nathalie, help me!

That's it, that's good!

Nathalie, it's okay, do you need any help?

Can you solve it?

It doesn't make sense for both of us to get wet.

Let me take care of it.

Your brother's of your brother!

Shit!

What are you doing?

So happy together...

Are you ready?

Alain, you're not ready, what are you doing?

Just a moment

Did you see the time?

Yes, Nathalie...

I found them!

Wait, Lucien!

We're going to be late!

It'll work. Just a moment...Lucien!

I don't understand. Why isn't it 90 cm?

I don't understand!

They got the size wrong.

Don't play with the tape measure!

Give it to me.

Get ready or you will stay here.

You can't go to your brother's alone?

Who wants to go to the field?

If we don't get lost again.

She's going to annoy me.

What?

It's all right, I didn't say anything!

- Did I say Lucien? - You did!

You said: "We're going to get lost and she's going to annoy me,

"the idiot!"

And he really is an idiot!

- That's enough, Alain! - Thank you very much.

I didn't shout.

- And I didn't say Jean-Pierre. - You did!

Can't you shut up?

Hello, Jean-Pierre. OK?

Hello, Jean-Pierre. OK?

We'll be a little late.

We'll be a little late.

Don't worry, we know the way.

Don't worry, I won't let you drive this time.

Bouapp.

Zbouapp.

It means "thirsty".

What?

I have to go.

We're interviewing a nanny. Hurry up!

We're hurrying!

"Zbouapp" means "thirsty".

Yes, it means "thirsty".

You seem a little confused.

No, not at all.

OK. If I say "gghh"?

- "Sleepy". - No.

"Gghh" means "hunger".

To simplify things Juliette uses 5 different sounds.

"I'm sleepy" is "heutt".

Clear and strong.

- Exactly, darling. - Clear and strong.

"Hungry."

We're...hungry

Bravo!

She has "zbouapp".

"Fvvbaa"?

Do you have children?

Any experience?

I have 5 children

and 7 grandchildren.

Not bad!

Other languages?

Yes, English, French and Spanish.

Great!

We're a couple who think it's very important...

- Think. - No, he thinks.

Think

- Think. - Think.

- Just me Catherine - Yes, who thinks

We fight sometimes.

- We tease each other. - For fun.

- We get on very well. - We get along

In any case, it's important for children

learn languages from an early age.

It's a real asset.

We are a couple who believe in it.

Where are you from?

I'm Norwegian.

No, I'm congoleza.

I was joking.

- Humor is good. Watch! - Got it.

It's about time!

What's it like?

I keep telling you to use the service gate.

I think you wrong.

My delivery?

Not really.

Nonsense, I was waiting a delivery.

What are are you doing here?

I'm here to do some shopping. if possible!

Really?

And what?

I don't know. Eggs, milk...

- Sparkling water. - Shopping...

I'm sorry, I really am. Go ahead.

I thought you were my delivery.

It fits. Okay, a bit too wide, but...

Calm down, you will wake up Prosper.

It's perfect. Shit...

Well done. Are you happy?

You woke him up.

Where's the nanny? I told her at seven.

- Is it the thick one? - No, a new girl. Get ready!

Why bother getting ready?

I'm going to face that thick one!

It's not her!

Good evening.

I'm Clara.

Claudine's niece.

Your aunt is the...

I'm sorry, I'm late.

I had problems with the metro.

I've had three line changes...

but my line was closed.

They are on strike.

That's not a problem. We're quiet here.

No stress.

Hey, we're young.

Come in.

By the way, my name is Alain. The father.

Make yourself at home... take off your jacket

You're late. Come and see Prosper.

Is it a dog?

No, not at all.

Drops, bottle, painkiller if he cries.

Not if with a fever!

Yes, if you have a fever.

Good evening. I'm ready.

What is palitó?

I wanted to and I just did.

Have you explained the tasks? Can we go?

We're going in circles. Park there!

It's a private space!

You're just gaining time.

Not at all.

It's all the same here.

Those petal buildings are horrible.

- What flowers did you buy? - Stems!

Very funny.

Even if she has a seizure, my shoes stay on.

Help me to find the place!

Then, when I have enough,

I mention the guy who built the petals.

That means I want to leave.

That's the one!

Let's go home...

We don't need to stay.

Park!

Park there!

Any comments about bringing Lucien...

- How? - I'm just warning you.

There's no babysitter for him?

Good evening.

They don't have a babysitter!

Oh no!

Well, come in.

Turn left here.

We're not that late. Roxane hasn't arrived yet.

It's no big deal.

Or take the highway.

Put it away, you'll hurt someone.

Give me this.

- I want to measure the baby! - Come here!

Calm down, I said.

- I want to measure! - You can't measure the baby.

Play with Gaëlle in her room.

Cool!

No, she's proofreading.

Don't disturb her.

Stems... How original.

Nathalie's idea.

It works.

Or go via Alfortville.

You have two exits,

an intersection, the so-called ring road.

Your kindergarten.

Not bad...

Stickers and Post-its work well together.

Good mix of media. She was only 4 and a half years old.

I saw the camel.

We were in Tunisia.

I've already seen it.

- Things that influence... - I had already seen it.

At the age of 6 and a half, she is learning English, German, Russian, Spanish...

...the saxophone, the guitar, the flute and...

...and Chinese, vital today.

- Lucien speaks French. - Daddy, look at me!

It's already a good start.

Can we measure the baby?

I can't believe it! Sorry, he gets restless at night.

Only at night?

-Lucien, help me! It's all right.

Can't you behave a minute?

Say something!

Remember the story of the architect? The one who built the petals?

We've just arrived!

Tell your child to calm down.

What a mess...

I'm not happy, Lucien!

Nevertheless... everything is great

Give me this.

You've destroyed everything. Can't you behave?

How do you stop it?

Your sister is lost. She's at the gas station.

- I don't believe it. - He doesn't believe it.

I'm on my way.

He's on his way.

Come on, I'll show you the way.

Take Lucien and give us a break!

Why don't we go to a restaurant?

Trust me, it will be a lot of fun.

How about a movie?

No

If it goes beyond that, I think we should meet them

Go on... You mean...

They will like you.

Eh?

Supermarket host is not a trade.

What do you put on your business cards?

I don't have business card

What did you expect? A triumphant return to Club Med?

Your name in lights, TV programs...

You are no longer the star.

Think of Nathalie.

Where is Lucien?

Are you listening?

- Did you call that guy? - What guy?

That driving instructor I defended. I gave you his card.

Driving lessons are not my specialty...

So, what exactly is your specialty?

Shit, where's Lucien?

Lucien!

Holy shit, Lucien!

The boy is a pain in the ass.

Roxane!

That's my brother.

He's very nice.

You always ruin everything! What a piece of shit!

Turn left on the island!

He looks great.

Or take the highway!

I'm coming down.

This is the living room.

South-facing with sun from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m.

38 square meters,

without the attic windows.

There there are none.

Roxane said we're going to break down this wall

make an open kitchen? Did she tell you?

No

We haven't mentioned that yet.

Have you known each other for a long time?

No, not really! .

An open kitchen is good.

Do you work with construction work?

No, Bruno is a doctor.

Jean-Pierre is a lawyer.

That's cool.

Show him everything. I'll be right back!

I'm going I'm not staying.

I'll put my shoes on and go. This is absurd.

We hardly know each other.

See you.

You don't like me?

It's not that question...

So what's the the question?

I thought we could have dinner together...

Shit...

Don't cry. Hey, you're a nice girl.

I'm...

Who touched the switch in the bathroom?

This is a bedroom.

To sleep

And making love too...

...Children...

I'm going...

All together!

It's not over!

How about dinner?

Are you hurt?

Wait a minute, Bruno is a nurse.

No, he's a doctor.

No problem.

What's up?

Nazi music over?

Can we eat?

Are you crazy? We've just enrolled her in a Jewish school.

Yes, Gaëlle goes to a Jewish school

A top school.

But Jewish schools aren't for Jews?

Not necessarily.

Why didn't you not told us?

It's a stupid idea!

Wait until you have children.

Without children, I can't say you're an idiot?

Calm down, okay!

- Do you want children, Bruno? - Of course.

If you find a mother.

No, not at all. No.

I have another 4 years to do as a trainee

Children are not a priority right now. Not at all.

No, not at all.

Far from it.

You've got everything wrong.

Let's hear Lucien sing.

He doesn't sing.

He knows many songs.

He can burp the whole alphabet.

Burp?

Nathalie, it's okay. Don't get up.

I don't mind.

Okay, put the dishes in the washing machine. No, take out the garbage first.

There are bags under the sink.

Has Alain put on weight?

He's trying to to stop smoking.

He's so tense.

I hear that you have problems.

Lucien is difficult, yes.

A foot in the ass!

He's hyperactive. He sees a psychiatrist.

Being so connected is not normal.

Alain doesn't help.

I tried to tell him, but...

Do you want me?

No, thank you, it's all right.

I'll tell him.

She speaks Latin, Greek, Aramaic and Swedish.

Do not touch this switch.

What the hell are you doing?

A beautiful baby. It's almost 67 centimeters long.

Dessert, or do you want to weigh it first?

Thank you, Nathalie.

I will I will pay you in full.

I can't keep taking money from the cash register all the time.

It's okay, I have some important cases coming up.

I'd rather borrow from you than from a bank.

I understand!

Nathalie, Alain is looking for you

He told me to say the architect of petals

had a bad ending or something.

It wasn't very clear.

He's a pain in the ass!

Bruno.

If you ever need a good lawyer...

A lawsuit for malpractice or something...

Call me to the office.

We'll have lunch on your own.

Watch out for my sister.

I'm joking.

Congratulations.

I'm happy for both of you.

I don't know her!

That's her left arm.

Already, so excited.

I prefer your wedding movie.

Instead, eat fruit.

It's for Lucien.

Fast forward to birth.

When the guy who built those blocks saw the result,

he looked, climbed and killed himself!

You knew it, Nathalie.

Wasn't it?

Nathalie, you knew it!

The guy saw them and killed himself.

Why do you keep talking about it?

- Someone touched the switch in the bathroom. - It had to be Alain!

- I didn't go. - You stayed there for a while.

I told you it wasn't me!

We know it was!

- It wasn't! - It was you!

it wasn't me! it wasn't me!

Bruno, what's wrong?

Nothing, I'm going...

No coffee?

Of course!

Decaf please!

Lucien!

We're reconnecting and you ruin everything!

It wasn't me!

Little son of a bitch!

You bastard!

The boy is sick!

Are you crazy?

I'll get you!

We said I didn't want children, damn it!

So?

What?

What do you think of my family?

Very nice...

Be honest, I can take it.

It's a pain in the ass,

you never tell me what you think.

You barely know me.

You don't speak your mind. It's boring.

- Honestly? - Yes, honestly.

They look completely mad!

Slowly, please.

Without you in front of me, he could have killed me.

I hope he hasn't broken my rib.

The idiot always had a good backhand.

It's no surprise that Lucien is so upset.

Still, you've gone too far.

I was looking forward to do that.

And usually...

you like my heavy hand.

- Catherine... - Jean-Pierre...

- Catherine... - Jean-Pierre...

You will.

We said we'd let her cry.

You will.

Just go, I told you!

- So? - Get out immediately!

Are you crazy or what?

What is she doing?

- Get out! - Are you crazy?

Hey, slow down!

- Are you crazy? - Not crazy like them!

See you in 4 years, when I'm a priority!

What are you fAlaindo?

Open the door!

You can't leave me here!

My jacket!

My jacket! Damn you, maniac!

How did it go?

It's all right. He slept the whole time.

We'll put Lucien to bed.

I'll be back soon.

OK?

Which book is that?

- The Gambler by Dostoevsky. - A good one.

What's the story?

I have to take my subway.

I can take you home.

All right, I'll go straight.

With the changes...

Don't worry, I'm heading in that direction.

Forgive me for insisting, but...

are you sure we've never met before?

You don't know me?

No, I'm sorry!

Maybe at Club Med. I used to work there.

Pipo

My name at the club was Pipo.

You've never been?

Yes, once.

- Which village? - Marbella.

Ah, so that's it! I think we met in Marbella.

Chico for sport, Teddy for sailing,

Amina for water aerobics...

I don't remember very well, I was only 10 years old.

OK...

Prosper is very cute.

Thank you.

Well...

Look... you're here.

That's a bit embarrassing.

- Can I ask you something? - It depends.

I hope it's not too personal.

Go ahead, send it.

Can you pay me?

Yes, of course!

Stupid of me...

I forgot. Keep the change.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Go to sleep now, darling.

Let's go, go to sleep.

Let's go for a walk.

Now we're talking, Juliette...

Shit!

Call and apologize.

Apologize for what?

I must be dreaming!

She punches my son and I apologize?

You wanted to take Lucien to cause trouble.

You use his problems!

What problems? Don't start! Lucien has no problems.

Your family which is not normal

Your child isn't well. He's hyperactive all the time.

But you don't even notice!

Stop that. I play with him. We're good friends.

He needs a father, not a friend!

I'm taking him to the psychiatrist.

Your family needs a psychiatrist.

They're always stuck together like mussels on a stone!

We have no privacy. They know all about us!

You're together every day or talk on the phone.

Work on that first.

We are a family.

You don't understand. He's my son, I'll do anything.

Listen here, Nathalie!

Lucien won't see any doctor or child psychiatrist.

That crazy cow, Catherine, gave you that idea!

We'll see how your precious children become adults.

At least they'll be adults.

What do you mean?

It means I'm tired!

Tired of you pretending Lucien is fine, of never getting a real job,

tired of paying the bills, tired of having three children.

I'm not your mother.

- OK. - It's not all right.

- It's okay! - No, it's not okay.

A 15-year-old nanny turns you on!

She's not 15 years old.

Brilliant! Happy?

Happy? You woke up Prosper!

We can't go on. I need some time.

A time? Do you realize where words can take you?

I have a vague idea.

Go ahead.

Answer. You want to.

Answer, you're dying to. Come on, go!

Go ahead, have fun.

Go ahead, twitter together.

You love it, it gives you pleasure.

Give Jean-Pierre all the love.

Roxane, I'll call you back.

New lamp? Good idea, I needed one here.

Don't start. Did you get my message about the toaster?

Let me sit down first.

I don't know what's wrong. The resistance is old.

I can't help.

Nathalie was wrong for you. Nice, but wrong.

Marry a woman and you'll marry into her family.

I've never been able to stand grocery stores. It's another world.

Is a barber better?

Of course, much better.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Talking helped, but I need to sleep.

I told you, Easter is for Christians.

You have Jewish holidays, see?

No

We're not Jewish!

It's not that simple...

When you had Kippur and Rosh Hashanah, Lucien had school.

And we have Hanukkah, Passover and Purim, God willing.

God willing.

It'll be great if you earn more than him.

Come on, time for tefillah. Let's pray.

Have a nice day.

Lord Serve!

I'd like to to talk to you.

Come here.

Mr. Kadoche...

- I'm in a hurry. - I'm a bit disappointed.

Really?

We haven't seen your wife here since you enrolled Gaëlle.

Gaëlle? Ah, yes, I'll ask her about it.

Aren't you staying for tefilah?

Thanks, but I've already had coffee at home.

We're going to demolish the whole wall.

Instead of having a dividing wall.

Let's go crazy.

Hello, JP!

- Good morning Etienne... Colette... - We'll stop by.

Great.

Why are you back?

The bearded man from school is asking questions.

You have to to go to school.

You will. I'm glad you're here.

Dad has ideas for the kitchen.

Not now, I have to be in court.

Okay, they've been here for a while.

Ah, okay!

We have the builders at home.

Don't you care?

I'll put your underwear in the closet. Cute hat.

I have to go. Do as you did at home.

He promised me that he would be here.

Things are a bit tense...

We need both parents to do this.

Yes, I know.

You've already told me.

I'm sorry. Forgive me. Hello.

Sit down.

No problem.

Mr. Marciano, after a long conversation with his wife

and observing your child's your child's behavior,

it seems that all Lucien does is draw attention to himself.

He's restless and I need to know why

and how it became

so agitated.

I need to know more about you,

about his conflict with his father,

your chronic inconsistency at work... Is that right?

That's right.

His mother's absence, his failures...

- Daddy, can I pee? - Hold on.

I think I can handle it.

Come on, Lucien.

Let's go.

- Where are we going? - Let's go.

Hurry, hurry!

Come on, let's go!

Gentlemen...

Come in.

Sir know each other?

I didn't do anything.

- What did I do? - I didn't do anything!

No problem.

You will be judged, in half an hour,

for selling of illicit substances

on the public highway.

I'm your court-appointed lawyer. Do you understand?

Listen to me, I didn't do anything, okay!

Do you understand? It wasn't me!

- Really? - Don't you understand?

- I do... - I don't think so.

Tell me, I'm here to defend you.

I was driving...

He was with his love. You know how it is.

We went to see it. Then there was this car...

We moved on. I wanted the radio.

So, I don't know...

Then he freaked out. We have other things...

Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that, okay!

Three days here and you just agree?

He told me that he likes the color.

I go out and this brother chases me.

A brother? A black guy?

The traffickers chasing the guys now?

Hey, asshole, don't piss me off!

"Dickhead" can be a bit strong...

What is this shit? I'm stuck here

but I didn't do anything.

Right.

Tell me about it.

Then she fell

and then his police friends showed up...

They're not my friends. I'm here to defend you.

They're your friends! Who did they get? Me!

- What sport do you do? - I play sport, man.

Your Honor, they never read my rights!

Forget "Your Honor" and rights. This isn't American TV.

As if I cared.

I don't see any cameras.

- Are you kidding me? - Not at all.

Everyone smokes hashish here.

All the Schmidts, the ones who grabbed me too.

- Who? - The Schmidts.

I didn't see Mr. and Mrs. Schmidt...

Just say it! Is he a son of a bitch or not?

He's a son of a bitch.

This bum I'm dating keeps shitting himself.

I'm going to piss everywhere too!

Get this straight! I didn't do anything!

Don't irritate me with all your papers!

It's a good thing there is no death penalty.

Don't beat around the bush. He's a bastard, a bastard, yes or no?

I'll open like this. "He's a bastard, a son of a bitch,

"then release my client."

Ladies, meet Mrs. Layani,

Gaëlle's mother, who is here to join you.

I hope you make her welcome.

Please...

In the same way.

It's my fault. I trusted him.

He agreed to come immediately. It was strange.

The toys have arrived.

Put them in the bins. Ask Farath about it.

Does Farath have problems?

He needs an apartment.

E?

Soon it will be on the streets. No one will rent a place for him.

What's up, Farath?

Jean-Pierre called. He said: "13".

13?

We talked about Bruno and...

E?

Jean-Pierre gave him 13. And I gave him 15.

Not bad.

13 e 15.

I'm glad that you like him.

He's great.

13 is huge for Jean-Pierre.

Yes. He only gave Alain 4, remember.

13 is huge.

Bruno! I brought your jacket back.

Thank you.

I wanted to to apologize too.

Excuse me.

- His pager was in his jacket... - Obviously.

Your mother sent you a message...

I spoke to her.

I've been looking for you for an hour!

I'm so so ashamed...

Can you clean before visiting time?

Ask an assistant, sir.

I'm asking one.

Sorry, Doctor.

Bruno,

it can start badly, but end well.

Look at bees. They sting,

they hurt, but they make honey.

What are you fAlaindo?

It's absurd...

Yes.

My family rated you so highly,

I'm really sorry. That's not what I meant...

It's stupid, I always do it when I'm attracted to someone.

I just wanted to to see you.

You have seen me.

I can't find a helper.

Surely there should be someone?

Hey, asshole, he's a doctor! And we're talking!

Go away!

I'll check for you.

Give me a son!

Are you crazy?

I know, I'm ridiculous.

You don't like me.

I see.

Roxane!

What do I do now?

Let's summarize.

You are accused of receiving stolen pearl necklaces...

I didn't do anything.

I never opened the bag.

They mentioned 3 years...

That's the maximum penalty.

A good lawyer like you can help me.

I swear I'm not involved.

We'll try to get you out of this.

I can't go to jail.

Trust me, Kader.

I'm Patrice.

Trust me, Patrick.

Patrice.

Calm down, Nathalie. I'll take good care of Lucien.

OK, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come off like that.

My method can produce results, you'll see.

School's over, so give me a week.

He's quiet here. Tell her how he is... he's very calm!

Stop eating cashew nuts, you'll get sick.

Anyway...

What's that for, Grandpa?

When I go dancing,

women think it's dandruff and that my hair is real.

- There's one above the others. - What is that?

- Don't call me Grandpa. - What a mess, the connection...

I'm not that old.

Why on earth do you do that?

I tell you don't touch the blue or the green,

or the red one! i fixed it 20 times!

I call, he disengages. I can't believe it!

Now it's working. Password?

Breasts.

In the plural?

Of course, plural!

That dandruff looks very disgusting.

Lucien, understand that!

The girls you date are also kind of disgusting.

Saint Roger and Mauricio!

Come on in, guys.

Hi guys!

So how are you?

You look good!

Alain, are you going the city with us?

Remember, it's only temporary. You should look for a place.

I promise. Thank you, Nathalie.

That's fine, but how many of you are there?

Two, three at the most.

- Just a few days, okay, Farath? - Of course, Farath.

There's plenty of room now.

No problem.

Even on the floor on a carpet.

Very simple, very easy.

Mr.

- What are you doing here? - To thank you.

- You got me out quickly. - Part of the job.

Have a good night, Kader.

Patrice. Here for you.

You deserve a little present.

They look real, don't they?

How did you get my address?

I wanted to return that too. I'm sorry about that.

When I saw your ugly face, I thought I was screwed.

I decided to give it back if you'd get me out of there

and how I keep my promises...

Okay, thanks. Goodbye.

Wait...

Are you sure about the jewelry?

Yes, I'm sure.

I need a good lawyer. For my friends this time.

I'm sure we can work something out?

You shouldn't have have done that!

It's just to say thank you for coming to stay for so long,

for my clothes, my underwear...

and wish you a happy return home.

It must have cost an arm and a leg.

Catherine!

Look! Your husband is so sweet.

He's such a sweetheart. Always pampering us.

It's beautiful, darling.

Thank you, dear.

Are you leaving early tomorrow?

No!!

No, they'll stay a few days.

Really?

With them I'll have more time to look after the children.

There's already one at the front door!

It's all the doors. What if they show up?

Some idiot took my parking space.

It was me! A blue Peugeot?

It's new, I wanted to keep it safe.

Do you mind?

Not at all.

But I don't want to spend 6 months in Amiens.

I'm happy here.

Amiens has excellent service.

I did my own internship in Roubaix.

For Paris, married people and those with children have priority.

- To avoid separation. - Exactly!

What exactly?

Are you married?

- Almost. - Really?

I didn't know.

We're discussing it, but it should happen soon.

- Congratulations! - Thank you.

That changes things.

This can help you.

Amiens is very good, especially, when you're starting to build something

My baby!

I'm sorry, I got him out of there.

I'm expecting a load and I was afraid the baby would close the passage

I'm the manager...

But there's no reason to take it. Ask and I'll move it!

Calm down, I said I was sorry!

- Don't be so aggressive! - What's wrong?

I too can get angry!

- You stupid bitch! - Calm down!

What's the problem?

Roxane?

You certainly can't keep a baby for a minute!

She blocked the passage and simply used her son!

Yes, I remember.

Are you the difficult brother-in-law?

I think it's me.

I promised Jean-Pierre that I would help him.

Are you two are close?

- Do you have a driving instructor diploma? - No.

- Do you have a driver's license? - Of course.

I'll see what I can do. I promised to help.

How much do you pay?

I'll see about that with Jean-Pierre

What does it mean?

Franky, I need proof that you're looking for work,

to show that you are trying to move forward.

Don't worry about it, I'll see.

I'm going to ask for a postponement to give you time.

No problem.

Reza, there's a technicality in your file.

What is a technical detail?

- A nullity in this case. - What do you mean, a nullity?

Fucking nullity.

If we're lucky,

case closed.

That's all for today.

Mr. Hotshot Lawyer...

Thanks, Franky. Bye, Franky.

I'm really happy.

- Who will draw? - You!

I liked the pearl necklaces...

That's missing, buddy.

But I have a truck full of toasters.

Toasters? What the hell am I supposed to do with that?

No, the belt goes the front like this.

Okay, ignition... Looking for something?

The fitting

Have you been in a car recently?

I have to release

No. What are you doing? No, wait!

Let's calm down.

All right, you can change gear. We're moving, so change gear.

Have I changed down?

Yes, that's what what I meant.

The gearshift is down here now. Take a look!

Has it changed?

Yes, no more cranks, now we have keys.

- You're making fun of me! - No, not at all. All due respect!

All right, ignition. Here we go. Watch out for the carriages.

- Turn right. - Too late.

- And now? - Straight ahead.

Leave it here.

Go up here on the left.

See you later, Rogério. Have fun.

Thank you.

I'll be at Lucien's tennis club. If you need me, give me a call.

Just for today.

I'm sorry, but I've had enough of him.

He has discipline problems. I'm not a nanny. I told his wife.

He's not even that talented anyway.

Just for today.

No, he's undisciplined and hopeless.

I'll be back at 6. Let him pick up the balls until then.

I told you, I'm not a nanny.

He's always behaved well with me.

Take too.

He's original, well-behaved, sweet

and so skilled too. If only everyone were like Lucien.

He's made for ceramics. He's a true artist.

I always say that to people!

Of course he is.

Thanks, man, you're great, man.

Be proud of him, Mr. Duval.

Mr. Duval?

No...

I'm Alain Marciano, Lucien Marciano's father.

Geneviève, come on.

Push the eye inwards.

So the thing about his ear...

Geneviève, come on!

Get up and let's go.

- My turtle... - Finish at home.

Another foot...

Roxane Lagny, delivery to the main checkout.

Roxane Lagny, thank you.

No, you will.

It's a delivery...

They came this morning.

They've forgotten that.

Open.

It's honey!

Acacia acacia flower honey.

It's not just something!

In Judaism, human beings have free will

but they are responsible for their actions.

If we sin,

we should reflect and avoid asking God to forgive us

if we don't apologize

for the person we have offended.

Excuse me...

Yes, Fatou.

What if both sides sin and refuse to apologize?

Good question.

You have to be humble and take the first step.

The Talmud says:

"Who is the real hero?

"He who turns his enemy into a friend."

OK, darling?

We are holding the meeting here.

It's our turn.

No problem. But what's that smell?

I'm going to open the window.

And what is this cloth?

It's a scarf on your head!

Sit down.

It's very interesting.

- I have to park the car. - OK.

Mr. Benhamou, in your case, you'd better put your shoes on.

- I warned you. -It's worse than I thought.

Put them back.

- I'm going. - Leave it.

- Good night, Clara! - Good night, Clara!

- I arrived early this time. - Good.

That's a bit strange...

I wanted you to take care of Lucien, but my father is here.

This is his house.

He can take care of him.

Since Prosper is with his mother... It's a bit complicated... my wife

Anyway, that means I'm free tonight.

I thought maybe we could go out,

have a drink or something...

- Do you have a car? - Yes.

If you want, there's a party later...

Do I need to get dressed?

Don't get naked.

I'm going to put my pants.

- Good evening! - Good night!

I'm Prosper, the father's father.

Pleased to meet you!

Anything good with computers?

Dad, come here.

There's an emergency at the courthouse.

An immigrant association needs me. I can't talk right now.

No, it's very complicated.

An undocumented Pakistani family found in a truck.

The place smells like curry...

Aren't you coming back for dinner?

No! One kiss!

Okay!

Go on...

All together!

Anyway, Bruno, thank you for dinner. It was wonderful!

It's my pleasure.

It's happiness, then!

I think yes.

Do your families get along?

Her brother is great. He's talking about making an American kitchen.

You'll knock down a wall. Right, darling?

That sounds great.

- See you tomorrow, Bruno. - Okay, Jerome.

Goodbye.

See you tomorrow.

- What was that? - What was that?

- Okay, you think I'm stupid. - No, come on!

Wait!

I'm sorry, I'm out of change.

Do you want me to drive?

Good night

I'm overdressed!

Alain... Béné, the hostess.

I love this song!

Thank you for the toaster.

You're welcome, Radjah, it's been a pleasure.

Why didn't you didn't tell me?

You already worry enough.

What happened?

You have a baby. This is serious.

I liked Alain.

He's not dead, okay.

Have you heard from him?

Through Lucien.

I refuse to see him.

He's probably is depressed.

He must be depressed now.

Your uncle is cute!

- Are you sure you don't want me to drive? - I'm fine.

So you used me tonight.

Not at all, darling.

But with a wife, I'll probably stay in Paris.

So you caught that idiot.

Not at all.

If this lasts, you'd better meet my superior.

I called you because I wanted to see you again.

That's all.

Of course.

I know how to drive...

Good evening.

Good evening. Excuse me.

Nicole. Bené's mother.

It's too noisy to sleep.

I believe, my pleasure!

I've seen you before...

Yes!

- Do I look familiar? - No. Sorry.

What a shame!

I'll be back to the party!

You can't keep the singing down?

Sorry, they're very excited tonight.

Typical of people like you!

Like us?

Yes. Just like you.

What do you mean by "like us"? People from Beauvais?

I think she's gone mad.

It's getting out of control.

She tells her friends to call her Rebecca.

She is Catherine Marie Poitevin!

Rebeca...

I'm worried about about Gaëlle.

Gaëlle?

Her parents moved out a month ago!

But they look just like to mussels

stuck in stones. Aren't you going back to Beauvais?

Calm down...

Colette, my mother-in-law, loves my underwear!

Some people like stamps. She's going for my underwear!

She folds, stacks...

"I'll put your underwear in the closet." Does she smell?

It makes me sick.

And her husband, with his blue Peugeot "his American kitchen, an architect"...

Fuck you, you bastard!

The fuckers piss me off, you know?

They annoy me with their fancy cuisine. I'm hard!

I owe you 100,000 francs...

They're all bastards.

Don't say that.

Colette and Étienne,

my in-laws they're bastards.

Don't say that

Scumbags, scumbag assholes!

Etienne and Colette

Fuck off Fuck off

It's delicious.

I remember now! Pipo.

The supermarket in Poissy. "Pipo's raffle" .

I remember.

You dressed up as a musketeer.

You're Pipo!

It's not me, you're wrong.

I remember that you were so funny...

Really?

Thanks to you I gained my weight in soap powder.

This prepared you for a while.

Oh yeah, why?

You've got me!

I love to laugh!

Shall we dance?

Roxane, I'm sorry, okay.

I was wrong.

I've been honest with you, okay!

I was honest!

I wanted to see you too Roxane, stop!

What are you doing? Roxane, stop! Open this door!

I was honest too! I wanted to see you again, okay!

I wanted to to see you!

Not again! Open this door, Roxane!

Roxane, come back!

Come back now!

- I'll take the... - Ski tow!

- I'll go up the... - Slope!

- Up I go... - Straight down!

No, I give up!

Last summer...

I was at the Club in Agadir, on safari in the desert...

Dunes in all direction.

What...

What are you doing here?

I've come to see Prosper.

What is happening?

It's okay, Shisha. Go back to sleep.

Come with me, come on.

Come on!

You'll wake everyone.

Who are they?

It's 5 in the morning. What do you want?

I want to talk.

I live here, don't I?

Not so loud!

I will.

They'll take care of him. What do you want?

I was thinking...

we could spend a weekend away.

Just you and me. That's my coat.

Good morning. Thank you very much.

My from Club Med too.

Hello, Alain, what's up?

T-shirts too...

What the fuck? Nathalie?

- Is he here too? - He's lost his car keys.

- Try the bathroom. - Don't.

- My cousin is sleeping in the bathtub. - That's right.

He can't go home in that state.

Coffee?

Yes

Take him home. He can't drive.

What? In Créteil? Now?

The blue Peugeot is mine. Underpants in the closet...

Please, Alain.

Jean Pierre, Alain will take him.

Think of the weekend away.

Nathalie, you'll think about it, won't you?

-Roxane! - Good evening.

What's wrong? Roxane?

I needed to talk.

Everyone is here now. It didn't take long.

- What? - To come back with the mussels on your rock

- This is it. - I know it.

Keep your hair combed.

Do you smoke now?

Don't tell Catherine, okay.

As if I cared.

I said that you seem tense.

Would you like one?

No, no, not at all.

I'm having problems with Catherine.

With her family...

You don't understand.

I don't understand?

Idiot...

You're the idiot.

Climb up and see. It's wild.

You've left Bollywood, I'm taking you to Jerusalem.

You'll see Catherine's new Catherine's hair,

the owner of the blue Peugeot...

- Oh, shit! - Let me do it.

I'm better than you at this.

It's okay, Catherine, this pan is only for eggs.

Now she has to wash her hands before she speaks.

Good morning, Alain.

I wanted to to call you.

I forgive you.

I must apologize as well.

I shouldn't have hit Lucien.

Do you forgive me?

Yes, I forgive you.

Good morning, Colette, how are you?

Same thing...

Soon it will be Gaëlle's school show.

Nathalie will bring Lucien.

Why don't you not come too?

Why not?

What's more, you're Jewish. Well...

You think so.

You have to park the car now.

- The blue Peugeot is mine! - Yes, thank you, Étienne!

I have to take care of it.

No!

No kisses either.

- You're right, it's wild. - Look at this...

Good morning.

Good luck!

- Here. - That's all right.

- Please. - Are you sure?

Give me two then.

What will you do with two toasters?

They are useful.

Will you call me?

Yes, I'll call you.

It's stainless steel, a real beauty...

You can get rid of the old one now.

No guarantee? Where's that from?

It's a gift. Stop asking questions.

Who should I call for repairs?

Who do you usually call?

My ass.

- The computer's broken again. - Fuck that.

Lucien, stop watching that tape!

Stop now. You've seen "Pipo in Chamonix" 100 times.

Give the tape a rest the tape now.

- I want "Pipo in Chamonix"! - Calm down!

Let me go!

Put me down! I want to watch Pipo!

Calm down. Pipo is in Chamonix. He's resting.

He's happy there. He needs some peace and quiet.

It's better for everyone.

Did he stay there?

It's a secret, okay.

It's a big secret.

Between you and me.

How about a hug?

Lucien!

Come on, let's make toast!

Say: "I'm coming, Grandpa". He likes that.

I'm coming, Grandpa!

Stop calling me grandpa!

Where does come from?

A client in liquidation. I'm just trying to help him.

Is that legal?

Stop talking and play.

- Score? - 17-13.

Alain, your game is shit.

She's right, it's shit.

It's shit...

Geneviève, please!

Who's next?

It's us, it's me.

No, it's me!

Hold on guys, slowly...

So what?

Come on, don't play with us, Grandma.

I can screw with you.

- A coffee maker! - Got it!

3 ovens, 2 coffee makers...

Calm down!

Ariel, 2 coffee makers, Moses, 1 hairdryer,

Menahem, 1 vacuum cleaner, Haim, 1 mixer...

Thanks for the great microwave.

Of course, Mr. Kadosh.

The ovens are a gift at that price.

Then hand them over, Mr. Atlani!

It will do in Atlani.

I can give you 50% off on electric shavers too.

Sorry.

Admit it, Lucien is calmer lately.

I don't know.

There's a school trip to Versailles.

Really?

But they won't take him.

I will solve this.

He seems balanced.

I'm doing my best anyway.

How about a break in our "pause"?

I'm making an effort. I'm here today,

I have a job, I look after Lucien,

I even get along with your brother.

Come on, all this Yiddish is making me dizzy.

Bravo, the show was great.

Thank goodness, everything went well.

Moshe, meet my sister-in-law, Roxane.

Roxane, meet Moshe Benhamou.

Good evening.

Rebecca says you free on Tuesday at 8pm.

Rebeca? You're totally crazy!

Thursday then...

I'm fed up of you annoying me!

Roxane, he's a dentist!

Bruno.

An emergency.

It's the one in the black jacket...

Hello, sir.

Does anyone speak French here?

- What's wrong? - I waited an hour for a doctor.

Not a nurse or a paramedic, you're a doctor!

- I'm a doctor. - It's quite simple.

I don't want to see all the staff, I want a doctor.

I won't stop until my mom sees one, okay?

- Calm down, sir. - No, I won't!

I've had enough of all this!

There's never a doctor when you need one!

Shut up!

I'm a doctor, okay!

So what?

Never seen a black doctor before? Take a good look!

I'm a doctor, resident and black!

Is that a problem?

If it is, to hell with all of you!

Look at me!

I'll take over here. I'm his lawyer.

What?

With apologies, please accept this elegant leather bag.

- See you later, thank you! - I don't understand...

Bye now.

Take your bag and don't go bothering us.

Then you go...

I got your message.

Thank you for coming.

It's very risky.

He wanted to see Versailles. He keeps talking about it.

He drew on the wall of our bathroom.

Mr. Marciano, don't complicate things.

I'm not going.

How do you expect his behavior to improve

if he's isolated because of a few innocent tricks?

Cassiopée's parents spent hours getting the glue out of her hair.

Short hair suits her.

Mrs. Jacquemin what is your first name?

I've lost my mind.

He was exhausted from a night in the emergency room.

Don't worry about it, I'll get you out of here tonight.

Thank you for for coming so quickly.

What do I owe to you?

Are you kidding? You're family.

No, I insist. Tell me how much.

You don't owe me anything, okay.

Well, if you need anything, just ask.

Ask my sister to go out.

No, I can't do that.

All right, you owe me 15,000.

- What's that? - An advance on my fee.

15,000.

I can't allow that.

Then pay for dinner.

Not 15,000 or her.

15.000 I accept a check.

I can't pay 15 thousand and your sister won't see me.

Can you get it in cash? Cash is better.

I'm going to invent an idiotic excuse

and let's go. Give me a sign.

Shut up! Here she comes!

Hello.

Hello, Roxane.

- Hello, ma'am. - Hello, ma'am!

What do do you want?

See you... talk.

Alain's new wife of Alain...

What an idiot.

You don't look good.

You look sad, pale...

Everything's fine, I'm fine.

Hey...

Isn't that right, Bruno?

It's him, right?

- I doubt it. - He looks like Bruno.

I don't know any Bruno.

I don't want to to see him.

- Well, we won't see. -It's Bruno!

It's Bruno! Incredible!

- Come on. - Incredible.

Coincidence, right?

Don't go.

Hello, Bruno!

So, what are you doing?

Drinking coffee.

Do you have time for a drink?

I don't want to bother you.

- It's all right. - Have a seat.

Just sit down.

Sit down

and shut up.

Just sit down, okay!

Sit down, dammit!

Look, she doesn't want to to see me.

I'll just pay and leave.

It's him. What's that?

Coincidence is an incredible thing...

This is a stroke of luck.

Did you call to my wife?

No, she's ill and taking medication. I'll take care of it myself.

Do you live around here?

Yes, I'm on my way.

They lost Lucien at Versailles. Don't tell Nathalie.

I have to go.

I'm sorry. Even so, Lucien can't be far away.

Geneviève, let's let them talk.

Drinks are on me. Let's go.

Luck is solving everything.

Are you all right?

I'm fine, yes.

I'll show you how to drive fast

on the highway.

Wait!

I want to help find him too!

- No, stay here! - No, I'm going!

You're coming with us!

- I can't! - Get in!

My newspaper... There's no room. I'll pay you, Jean-Pierre!

Come in, Bruno!

I thought you invented that!

Yes, I know.

I've come to find Lucien.

Since he couldn't go to Versailles, I wanted to surprise him.

I can't get contact with anyone.

Since there's no one to look after, I'm going.

Good evening. A hug for Alain.

- Well? - No sign of him.

You see, I said there was a risk.

He was with me all the time

it only took a second!

We searched the palace. He's gone.

Where the hell is is he?

Take it back. I've already had that.

He can live without you, but not without the baby...

Thank you very much.

I'm joking.

Do you ever get excited?

When it's funny.

Living with him, Nathalie I see her differently now.

Do you think so?

How did you put up with him for so long?

He's not so bad.

I knew it.

You miss him, you defend him.

You two are wrong.

Maybe.

Can I ask you one thing?

Yes.

Why did you never liked me?

Do you remember your first for me?

- No, honestly, no! - On my birthday.

A bottle of perfume.

I vaguely remember...

- It was... - Poison.

It was called Poison!

A great symbol.

You know,

Poison was his nickname.

Was it?

The family called you: poison.

It's funny because you were a bit bald.

Why little?

OK?

Am I funny now? Nice? Are you happy?

We lost a boy in a striped T-shirt.

Lucien, aged 7.

Striped shirt and brown jacket. Look at him?

- Answer me! - No.

Hey, Moustache, have you seen a 6 and a half years old?

- No. - Brown hair

with protruding teeth.

Excuse me...

No souvenirs, no postcards and tell your friends to go out!

A 6-year-old boy

with a striped T-shirt...

I see thousands a day.

Of course.

I'll take a pancake.

Are you sure?

Keep quiet, will you?

His name is Lucien.

So?

I'll take the glasses, the Eiffel Tower...

Name your price.

- The real gold of the Eiffel Tower. - Gold, eh?

That's right.

The phone too. I can't call, it doesn't ring.

The radio too. It's new.

But it doesn't work!

First the computer, then the phone.

The recorder won't rewind...

It was

What is password?

Wait...

I'll do it.

Don't worry, we'll find him. We'll find him.

Thank you for helping, but I've hit rock bottom.

Don't say that. Lucien can't be far away.

Think positive.

Huh?

My son is missing,

my wife left me,

I went back to my father's house.

After Club Med, I saw my name in lights,

now I'm driving instructor.

I'm in a great moment

It couldn't be better.

I can make a bAlainço too.

I wanted to be a lawyer,

but I only work for the local gangsters.

All I hear is: "I didn't do anything".

Listen... They found him, it's all right!

But the idiot is not in Paris.

Thank you, Geneviève!

The guy is horny...

They found him, thank God.

Later, we found out what had happened.

Out of the palace, Lucien boarded another bus.

After talking to the police, I knew he didn't choose by chance.

He went to join Pipo in the mountains,

even though I said that Pipo wanted to be alone.

I went to pick him up.

It was time to celebrate our reunion with the family.

We have all become so close.

I thought they would keep secret.

I should know better.

Lucien, what's up my love?

You were great.

I tried to call...

Would you like another?

You deserved it!

I didn't said anything.

She is my sister.

I forgave him. He didn't finish making the bAlainço.

A surprise was waiting for him at home.

It was the others who did this

and why shouldn't you take off your shoes too?

You cannot lay down the law!

Jean-Pierre Lagny?

Yes.

We have a from Judge Renard of Créteil.

You know the procedure, right?

I didn't do anything.

He acted innocently.

But his answers became more and more absurd.

Why do you have 22 electric fryers?

We love French fries.

I'm so disappointed.

All those lies...

I would to forgive you.

But maybe I won't make it.

I did everything for you and the girls.

The judge wasn't too hard on him

but Catherine found it more difficult to forgive him.

Jean-Pierre came to stay for a while.

Alain!

He got on well with Dad.

- What do you think? - As good as ever, Dad.

It's not ready yet...

Don't tie his hair up. Nobody does that now.

- Will Catherine like it? - You bet she will. Beautiful, isn't it?

No!

- Not too long? - No, it's fine.

In the end, I was fired from my job.

You're not a tycoon, okay!

Customers are not your drivers! You teach them...

So I opened my own school and, very soon,

I started hiring.

All set.

A traffic policeman signals me.

a) I'm still driving.

b) I'll stop.

c) I ran him over.

He's an idiot.

But sweet.

Jean-Pierre was very sorry his separation

He kept trying to to win her forgiveness.

At 42, he even did his Bar Mitzvah.

Have you seen Catherine?

No! Mazel Tov!

Catherine refused to give an inch.

Then he took a radical step...

Everything will be fine. Just breathe normally and relax.

It's just a little of skin.

In America, everyone does it.

In Africa, it's a quick cut.

Eh?

I trust in you.

Don't worry. Scissors...

No, smaller.

But God sent an angel, just as he had done long ago

when Abraham was ready to sacrifice Isaac

to test their faith.

Stop everything!

Bruno pursued medical career.

As head of gastroenterology of an important hospital in Paris,

he found a radical solution to avoid all confusion.

CHIEF DOCTOR UNIT

Roxane gave gave birth to a beautiful baby girl.

She and Bruno were a perfect and strangely harmonious.

She's beautiful. What's her name?

- Nadina. - We hadn't decided yet.

Bruno, we said Nadine.

We said Nadine, but...

It wasn't final. I liked Sofia too.

After from Lucien,

Nathalie ignored me for a while.

Until, one day, we were forced to meet

I don't understand. She said she'd be here.

We live apart

so I imagine...

I can't start without both parents.

I understand.

Sorry. Hello.

OK?

No problem.

As head of this nursery school, I wanted to see both of you

about the problems we're having with Prosper.

He clearly has

problems with discipline, he's restless...

It took me 35 years to learn to live in society,

to see that I was not the star.

It's hard to grow up.

That's what Nathalie wanted: For me to be an adult.

What I wanted from her was a sign.

Alain...

Remember the architect?

Yes.

Yes, I remember vaguely.

The guy who built the petals.

Yes, I remember now.

When he saw how they looked,

he climbed to the top...

Thank you!

A few words before you all leave.

This evening is very special to me.

My whole family is here.

They haven't seen the show before.

I want to thank them,

give them my love

and apologize for putting them on stage.

When I see you standing in front of me,

I feel like you were created just for this show.

I love you!

I would like to thank my parents.

As you can imagine, I was not an easy child.

Right, Mom?

There it is.

I hope you are proud

because I'm proud to have parents like you.

Dad.

It's been 20 years since you left office.

20 years ago I have a dream...

To see you back on stage.

Attention, a great man who made my youth magical,

the one who made every day a holiday!

Pipo!

Come on, Dad!

For our families,

our in-laws,

any resemblance with people...

Bravo, it was wonderful.

Thank you.

But one thing...

I've never been without Bruno.

For the janitor.

She loved you on TV.

No, do it now.

I never decided to be circumcised.

I've never asked anyone to take off their shoes.

Maybe someone mistook me for a paramedic once.

- Not more often? - No.

What is this diet?

He never went on a diet.

See how his belly is flat.

My parents stayed two days at most.

"What about your underwear?"

For 10 years, she broke my balls with it.

She's lovely, but what a bore!

Hey, buddy, the equipment won't go back to the truck on its own.

Second time.

I'll help you.

Captions: Marcos Azevedo instagram: @marcossee_legendas