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Just make sure you lock the door behind you when you leave, okay?

But I thought you wanted me to come over. What?

To come over and... Ah, never mind.

Have a good swim, okay?

Hey, you did this on purpose, right?

Just to see if I'd come?

You know what?

You're right.

I, uh... I guess I just wanted to see if you'd come.

I love it.

Such a chick flick.

What are you guys watching?

No drums, no bugle.

Ah, no drums, no bugle.

No drums, no bugle.

Yeah, it's the greatest of the chick flicks. Mind if I sit down?

Awesome.

This is my favorite popcorn.

Yeah.

Nico,

do you like some popcorn?

You from here?

Come in, dear.

Let them watch the movie, all right?

I just want to make sure he keeps his hands... It's fine. It's fine.

Try this.

You're going to put that in the oven, right?

Hey, why don't you go to your study while he eats?

I think your apron makes you absolutely delicious.

Good to know.

Go to your study. I'll bring you some brownies. All right. Make sure you don't

burn them. Okay. All right.

Don't burn those.

For the brownies.

I burned them.

I didn't marry you for your cooking skills, obviously.

Yes, thank you.

Come here.

I can bite you once.

The apron's cute. No, the apron's very hot.

The apron's very hot.

The apron is very hot. I like it.

Take it off.

Come on.

The door's closed. Take it off. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Yeah? Yeah. Let's do it. I didn't think you saw me like...

No, I see you. I see you.

That's my wife.

And I get some of the perks of having a beautiful wife, don't I?

Oh, my God.

I'm just so happy to hear you say that. I mean, I've been so scared.

Nothing to be scared about. Yeah.

Yes.

Okay, just give me a minute.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Damn it.

Be calm. It's not her fault.

Where are the keys?

I gave them to you.

It's in my bedroom, okay?

Yeah.

Shit! Oh fuck!

What?

What?

That's it, that's it.

Oh yeah.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

You're good.

Oh, fuck.

Autistic, autistic, autistic.

I don't want it in my mouth.

Oh, God.

Hey, what's up? Hey, it's me.

Why'd you take off so soon?

The movie was kind of boring.

Well, you never even got to have one of my brownies.

Yeah, I know.

You seem to be putting a lot of effort into them.

How do you make them, anyways?

Oh, so you want the recipe?

Sure. Why not?

Well, I have my own way of doing things.

First, I heat up some semi-sweet chocolate in a double boiler, and I... I

stir it while I imagine your cock in my mouth.

Excuse me? I do that for about five minutes, then I add the chocolate and

some rum to five eggs, three cups of sugar, and I mix it up while I imagine

you fucking me hard from behind.

But that's just how I do it.

God.

Why you gotta be messing with me like that, Callie?

Messing with you?

Yeah. You call me, I come over, and I make a complete fool out of myself.

Well, I'm pulling in right now.

Lock everyone out?

There's no one there.

Really? Yes.

Sure.

Thank you.

God.

Hmm.

So, how do you feel?

I don't know.

I feel good, obviously.

You've got to be shitting me.

A little bit numb.

A little nervous.

Not me. I feel like myself again. I also don't really feel like

saying goodbye yet.

Well, don't.

Fuck.

What is it?

We gotta go.

Wait, someone's out there?

No. It's just my roommate Billy. He's dropping by, so I think it's better if

we just go.

All right.

How about the beach?

Yeah.

Beach is cool. Yeah.

Let's do it.

You're popular.

Sarah.

Go ahead.

Hey, Sarah, what's up?

No, no, not yet.

I'm on my way home right now.

Yeah, no, tonight's not a good night. I got to study and I want to get some

rest. Yeah, art history.

Tomorrow, yeah, tomorrow's a much better day.

Okay.

Okay, baby.

I love you.

Bye.

Can it be difficult for you?

Yeah.

I mean, how do you pull this off without feeling guilty? I don't know. I mean,

I've never done this before.

Sarah's a good person. Is she?

You don't think so?

No.

I think she's a selfish little daddy's girl who doesn't care about anyone but

herself.

You know what I think?

I think she is jealous of you. But I think you're doing this to hurt her. No,

I'm not.

For once, I'm doing this for me.

Well, what about Danny?

Don't you love Danny?

I don't have all the answers, all right? It's just, for once, I want to do what I

want to do.

Okay, okay.

I'm sorry.

Can you just pull over for a second?

Look, I'm just afraid someone's going to get hurt.

You, Sarah, Danny.

I don't know.

I mean, even I might get hurt.

I just know that this is going to be a fucking train wreck. Okay, then I'll

fucking take you home where you'll be safe. I don't want to go home. I don't

want to be safe.

I don't want to be safe.

Yeah.

Maybe you better take me home. Yeah?

To get yourself home.

What? Get out!

G'day.

Can I get you a drink?

Beb and a Coke?

I'm married, okay.

So, no drink?

It's 3.30 in the morning.

Is it?

Where were you?

Having a drink.

Well, the bar's closed at 2, so... You're worried sick, huh?

You waited up.

I fell asleep.

I mean, Callie... Sarah probably heard you come in, okay?

Right.

So that's why you're concerned about keeping up appearances for Sarah.

If it's really about being concerned about appearances, you can worry about

Sarah finding out you're fucking your best friend's wife.

That's ridiculous.

Well, are you or are you not fucking Terry White?

So, Billy, fuck off.

This is the thing.

I saw you with Mrs. White.

Mrs.

White? Uh-huh.

I saw you fucking her, dude. You are fucking her and Sarah.

We need to talk.

Yeah, I know.

I need to get something off my chest. Really?

Yeah, really.

Well, whatever it is you've got to get off your chest, you can do it with this

gentleman here.

I thought I was bad, but if this all blows up in your face, I want your

permission to write your bio.

Hey, you didn't see anything.

Nah, dude.

I didn't see anything.

However, you are fucking her and you are fucking Sam.

So what I'm thinking, right, is if she's into younger dudes, you know, you should

really hook me up.

Two words, man.

Dream on.

And now, fuck.

Remember me?

Yeah.

Billy. Uh-huh.

Hi.

You already said that.

What can I do for you, Billy?

Uh, Nico sent me, so you tell me.

Nico sent you?

Well, did he send you with a message?

Not really, no.

He just sent me.

Here, get out of here.

What am I, chopped liver?

No. Chopped liver has some redeeming qualities.

Get out of here or I'm calling the cops.

All right. I'll leave.

But just remember, you and I could have been real good together.

I'm dialing.

Nico, it's Callie.

I need you to come over right now.

I need to have you here.

Just for a while.

Do you want a drink?

I need to ask you something.

So, what is it you wanted to ask me?

I just wanted to ask you if this is what you had in mind.

Please don't.

Please just stop fucking with my head.

No, it's fine.

Look, I'm sorry. No.

No, I didn't mean it that way.

No, it's okay.

about my secretary said that what to come home because you were here what's

nico doing here

Don't talk to me. Ever.

Sarah. Sarah. I can explain all of this.

Don't talk to Sarah. Never again. Don't call her. Don't explain shit. Get your

shit out of my house.

And don't ever fucking come back. You hear me?

Man, it's because of your fucking wife. Get out!

Why are you so hateful?

Sarah. It's Dad. Let me in.

Open the door.

Go away!

Niko? Niko!

Where are you heading, miss?

I don't know. Just drive.

Well, I gotta know where you're going.

Poor kid.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.

Stop. Okay, okay, okay. Just pull over. Okay.

Okay, okay.

Stay back.

Anybody know what happened?

With a little love

Having nothing

wrong With a little