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A PERFECT PAIR

OR FORNICATION CHANGES ITS SKIN

With these tickets you win dream travel into my naked body.

Kissing my butt...

Smelling my armpit...

Caressing my thigh...

Biting my back, licking my knee hollow...

Every handshake tickles the cash.

Nelly, it's a luxury to drink a product without having to pay for it.

Only silly people pay for their drinks.

Anyone who lifts a glass of beer several times a day

and therefore directs everyone's eye to it

is providing unpaid advertising for the product.

All these people are unpaid stand-ins in a gigantic commercial.

Nelly, you with your beauty are a very special unpaid dummy for this drink.

I've sold all my life's activities...

to surface building...

sports...

underwear...

facades...

and... interior design.

Don't you think that nude skin sells best?

Vote for me, because if you vote for me,

you vote for yourself because I am one of you

and we all win with this sign.

What's your recommendation for today?

"Progress."

"Corruption."

With a beauty like you, I have to get a picture.

May I give you this?

When something of importance happens, I must be part of it.

You're like a military hospital.

The cosmetic industry is deployed to defend

your beauty against the attacks of aging.

Your face is a parade ground, but you pay for it.

No, men pay, you wouldn't believe how many men

put a lot of money on the table

to put their hands on my knees.

NO LOVE BOAT WITHOUT A CREDIT NOTE!

Your eyes could be dollar islands.

Your eyes are the most beautiful blue billboards.

Your cheek could promote a Mercedes.

Your neck could be a logo for style technology.

Your lips could be dollar bridges to dream islands.

I've never been an ad space...

I could never sell my body as an ad space...

I am society's shame...

I am anti-social...

I have forgotten your name

but not your kisses...

so you know my desire...

You can put away this logo.

I've paid for this ad space.

So we can be together, I bought this bra for you

which promotes bicycle pumps.

And I bought a funny Niagara Falls necklace.

And a special new slip for advertising car tires.

Sequel coming soon.