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I made you this scrapbook, which I know is
a bit weird, but it all means nothing
without you.
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Because you are my everything.
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It's like my life only started that day
you rode into Clitopolis for that bounty
hunting job.
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Didn't exactly have girls knocking down my
door before you did.
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It's hard when everyone's obsessed with my
mums.
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The great Leanne and Anne.
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Lives of the party.
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They're too the most boring royal in the
history of Glitopolis.
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As voted by the people, that was a tough
day.
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But look at me now!
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No one ever thought they'd see the day
Princess Zyra would have a hot as fuck
partner.
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I can't be exiled to the single zone this
year's lesbian ball.
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I know we're a bit of an odd match, like
you love traveling and danger and
partying,
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and I'm scared to go anywhere and of
everything and I'd rather stay home and
work on my magic tricks.
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but you know what they say opposites
attract you complete me and i know in my
heart we'll be
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together forever and ever you're dumped
she's a lesbian she's in spain she's oh
and she's very sad
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look maybe if things were different and
you were a different person and i was a
different person
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maybe this could have worked for me but
you're you sorry please stop crying it's
okay you'll be
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all right you are really good with your
hands that's my sleight of hand you're
smothering me
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we've only been dating like two weeks and
you made this terrifying book i thought
dating a space
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this princess would be more fun.
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I'm wanting gay flicks and chill every
night.
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I'm sorry.
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And the sorries always with the sorries.
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Sorry, oh, sorry for being sorry.
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Can we at least still go to the lesbian
ball together?
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Absolutely not, I need to get out of here.
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Goodbye, forever.
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Pretend you saw a smoke bomb and I'm gone.
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Wait, Syrah, you're wearing my jumper.
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Oh man, fuck, that's my jumper too.
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You know what, keep it.
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It can be your birthday present.
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Yay!
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I gotta get the hell out of here.
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I'm sorry.
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Fuck!
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Contagious.
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Goodbye forever.
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Also, I'll miss you too, royal pussy.
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Always bring the party.
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I love you.
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Flee, I believe it lasted that.
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Told you the scrapbook was too much.
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Okay, so that start was pretty shithouse.
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But, welcome to...
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It's a cool drumroll.
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23.
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Where we see if she can finally summon her
royal labrice.
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I think she'll fail again.
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Is this guy a rainbow?
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For thousands of years, the Clotopian
royal bloodline has been born with the
ability to summon one of the most powerful
weapons known to l-l-lesbian kind.
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Labris.
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Let us now turn to the ancient scriptures
of Wikipedia.
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This all began back on Earth. It says...
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In the 1970s, the Labrise was adopted by
the lesbian community as a feminist
symbol,
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representing strength and
self-sufficiency.
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The summonings happen first try for us,
but you know what they say, six times the
charm.
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Try not to do that overthinking thing you
do.
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Wait, what do you mean by that?
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The summoning begins!
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Lesbian, really tough, especially for us.
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It is so hard to watch you struggle, but
let's not have it ruin a good party.
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Who wants to see us dance?
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I- I wanna see us dancing!
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Kiki...
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Ever since you've disappeared...
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Who else can I talk to? I'm lost.
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When you left...
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You took everything with you.
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The absence of you is everywhere I look.
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Like a huge hole has been punched through
my chest.
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But in a way I'm glad.
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Pain is my only reminder that you were
real.
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Is he haunting me?
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Just watch me, like, good.
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Yeah, no, this is my room.
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great aliens most powerful beings in the
whole universe sisters of all their power
and you
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sailed to this man cave but we've had a
gut full of being pushed us bloody side
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i'm getting upset you don't want to sit
right now oh you don't want to see us get
bloody
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it's not good let me guess you want to
rule the world again no incorrect then
what do you want
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from me you this isn't about you you're
just the bait what you see we can't get
the hot chicks
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anymore so for thousands of years we've
been slaving over building this chick
magnet larry
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it up are you complaining when you eat
these delicious fresh eggs every morning
your eggs are
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shit those eggs are shit what are you
gonna feed chicks when we get them anyway
the chicks oh no
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wait that makes a lot of sense thank you
anyways long story short we ended up
buying a new swedish
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chick magnet online but when it arrived
what did we discover the bloody battery's
not included
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oh hate that yeah i do and according to
the manual the battery is princess syrah
of clitopolis's
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royal labrese that seems really specific
actually because we can't get past that
dumb safety bubble
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protecting gay space and that little
princess is some sort of weird shut in it
says she literally
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never goes anywhere literally never but
according to the manual there is one thing
could lure her
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out of gay space oh my god where are you
straight white millions
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Princess, you need to roil the breeze.
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What? Why?
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For super-tough-cool-doers to drown your
beloved Kiki in our toxic homebrew,
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you will bring it here to the worst, most
dangerous place in the universe.
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You actually have the...
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Oh, yeah, totally. I've got it.
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It's not on me right now, but I definitely
have it.
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Oh, thank God.
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Great.
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Bring it here in the next 24 hours and
come alone or lover girl is going down.
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Or should I say, going down.
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the only deceitful tradition to everyone.
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If you weren't broken,
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you would have your labris.
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Kiki was with her.
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Sarah sucks.
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How can you be a princess and not even
like to be party?
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Sarah still sucks.
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I heard she's straight.
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Ew.
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You all need to give her a break.
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No wonder she can't summon her labris.
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She should come to my club.
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I can help.
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Blade, your resident weapons expert.
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Kisses, motherfucker.
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I'll be going with Kiki.
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Taking you back.
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Oh my goodness.
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That is a relief.
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It's just so, so sad to be single.
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Well, we can only imagine it is.
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Never done it.
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Never want to.
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Like, everyone can see it.
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Because there's no one standing next to
you.
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And when someone's single, you just
imagine them in a food court.
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By themselves.
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Eating alone.
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Chatting to the cleaner.
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Who doesn't even want to talk to you.
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She's got her own life.
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She's not bothered with you.
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You look sad.
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Sad, sad, sad.
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two of you on the list
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it's me
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you don't want to know how long i've been
trapped down there i've seen
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what's your name sir
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um syra
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that sounds like a girl's name
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i am a girl
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what girls can't be pilots
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yeah
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this was a mistake
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take me back please here's what i'll do
i'll be your temporary ship i'll drop you
off at a nail
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salon and we'll go our separate ways so
sahara where are you from euclutopolis
yeah but like
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where are you from the palace no no where
are you really from well my cultural
heritage is half
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cletopian and half indian namaste hey um
please turn around you don't understand
i've never been
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Oh god, that was an awful night.
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I hope that Shetland pony survived.
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Oh my god, this fucking song again.
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See my f***s, I'm the safety bubble
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That stops all the trouble getting into
ga-
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Hey daddy, I'm safety bubble, fierce
protector of ga-
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They say space is a vacuum, but nothing
sucks like me.
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What are you doing?
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Let us out of here.
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Why the hell would you want to go out
there?
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It's straight.
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Also, it's like way dangerous or whatever.
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Or as they say in German.
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Danger is my middle name, baby.
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How did you even get in here?
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You can definitely leave.
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We freaking...
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You...
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No.
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It's coming in here soon.
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We need to learn out of them.
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He's our expert speaker for today.
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He was once successful in getting a
woman's number.
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Now, we don't know what happened after
that.
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We called the number and the line was
dead.
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I don't know if Josh mistook it down.
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No, phone companies.
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Phone companies sort of going, maybe
playing Tricky Business,
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maybe doing...
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Tricky Business.
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Maybe Tricky Business was going on.
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Tricky Business.
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Some sort of Tricky Business was going on
with the phone companies.
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It didn't work.
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Obviously, phone companies playing Tricky
Business.
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Still, it's an achievement.
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And now Josh is going to come and he's
going to tell everyone here
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what you know about talking to chicks.
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All right, gents, boys, thanks for having
me.
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Show of hands, who wants to meet a chick?
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Me.
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Hands up if you don't know the process of
how to go about that.
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Who wants to walk out of here today with
chicks in hand?
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Yeah.
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Take note, boys, all right?
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It's like you're listening and then
interject over the top of it.
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That gets the chicks ticking.
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Don't let them get a word in edgeways with
me.
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Don't let them get a word in edgeways.
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Let them know how much Reddit karma you
have as well.
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I have a lot of opinions on Marvel movies.
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Would they be interested in them?
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They'll love that.
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Okay, firstly, if you want a chick to like
you,
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you need to connect with them,
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ask questions, and listen.
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No matter how boring the answers are.
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And secondly, let me go now, and no one
will get hurt.
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But if you don't, when I get myself loose,
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I will kill every single one of you.
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What did she say?
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Please take me back. This was a mistake.
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What? Aren't you excited to get your nails
done?
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I don't want to get my nails done. I have
to keep them short anyway.
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Oh, God. Well, where can I drop you then?
Pilates? Supermarket?
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Why did you even board me if you don't
want to go anywhere?
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Well, I thought...
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Come on. You can't stay with me, and I'm
not taking you back, so pick somewhere.
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Chup, chup.
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S-Club?
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I can't hear you.
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Do you know where S-Club 17 is?
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The party hub!
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Now you're talking!
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I can't remember how to get there, though.
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What a good feeling about this way.
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Such a strong feeling about this way.
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Don't even think about it.
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Takes you to S-Club 17, hmm?
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I need to find a way to summon my royal
libris.
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Oh, yeah.
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Say no more.
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I know that part of the vagina.
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And then I need to go to the worst, most
dangerous place in the universe.
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What? Are you mental?
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I don't think people say that anymore.
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I'll take you to S Club 17, but no
further.
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But my girlfriend is there.
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What the fuck is your friend doing there?
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She's in trouble. And she's my girlfriend.
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Yeah, like a girl who's a friend.
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Like my partner. I'm literally from
Glitopolis.
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Oh.
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She used to be my girlfriend, at least.
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00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,840
Wait, so she's your ex?
247
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,660
Well, technically, yes, but maybe if I can
save her...
248
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,540
Oh, God, this is pathetic.
249
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,480
Leaving everything I know
250
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:18,700
I would go to the edge of space for you
251
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:25,700
Just to hear you say you're so scared of
being alone
252
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,980
Don't want to end up on my own
253
00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:31,080
Live my whole life on a throne
254
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,360
Now head into the great unknown
255
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,460
I do it!
256
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,240
Leaving everything I...
257
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:58,180
Don't say that anymore!
258
00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:04,830
There's moon crystals
259
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:55,880
we don't have anyone capable brave or
strong enough to find them yeah sorry
sweet sweet freedom
260
00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:10,670
only to get stuck somewhere else shitty i
went you right well just sitting here
isn't going to help
261
00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:29,910
how bad could it it's gone oh if you'd
have been here two years ago it's just me
i'm gonna go over
262
00:27:54,470 --> 00:28:01,470
This way there's nothing here found a hole
make a friend lost a friend
263
00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:38,610
Going to hurt you. I thought you could
hear me singing that moon crystal song.
Listen I crashed my ship
264
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:27,260
And I need this moon crystal my
girlfriends well technically
ex-girlfriends
265
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:34,900
Life depends on it. My goodness. You've
got a lot on your plate. Just sorry for
scaring you. Oh, sorry. Why are you sorry?
266
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:40,110
Apologies.
267
00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:49,790
I'm so glad you're here.
268
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,570
I came to this moon to write my solo
album,
269
00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:56,930
but I fell down a hole.
270
00:29:56,930 --> 00:29:59,170
I fell down a hole, too.
271
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,900
Oh, so much in common.
272
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,210
I'm Willow.
273
00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:06,860
I'm Princess Zyra.
274
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,480
I'm Cuitopolis.
275
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,820
Well, a princess.
276
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,860
Also, I hear that place is famously hard
to find.
277
00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:18,100
It's actually not, if you know what you're
doing.
278
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:21,100
Well, maybe you could show me the way
sometime?
279
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:27,590
I mean, if we can ever figure out how to
get out of here.
280
00:30:27,590 --> 00:30:32,720
Let me tell you, I've been down here a
while and there's no obvious way out.
281
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:39,720
i'm not sure if this will help but what if
we use that i did not see that i should
know what that is
282
00:30:53,120 --> 00:31:00,120
weird it wasn't here before you broke the
crystal great so this is my fault okay
look these things
283
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:15,400
happen yeah let me help you why is
everything always so hard love it i think
a reject like me
284
00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:27,690
could do anything targeting you really
grateful for that you're like annoyingly
positive maybe
285
00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:45,620
it's responding to me being negative about
myself it's on bad just say something
positive about
286
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:19,320
myself right great idea um no you don't
know sarah in chains today i have the
voice of an angel my
287
00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:49,210
My eyebrows look great. I'm awesome at
guitar. My public speaking has never been
better.
288
00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:56,490
I'm ambitious and I'm brave. And if I was
a Pokemon, I'd be a...
289
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:14,500
So just remember, when your permanent is
tapped, you can't tap back again until
it's been untapped.
290
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:21,080
And only when your turn begins, when your
turn begins, then you can untap your
tapped cards so they can be used again. Do
you understand?
291
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:29,430
Oh, and there are different phases, each
with their own set of rules. So the
beginning phase rules...
292
00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:33,940
Please, it's not going to make you stop.
293
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:38,620
I really am going to get myself loose any
minute now.
294
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,760
Now, about the beginning fight.
295
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:51,980
So you need this LaPrize thing to save
Kiki,
296
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,700
and your only hope is that this Blade
person
297
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,740
that you found on the future net and know
nothing about
298
00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:57,600
will be able to help?
299
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:03,200
I know, it's such a...
300
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,060
Is it though?
301
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:08,810
Be careful.
302
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,600
Go straight, go straight.
303
00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:11,690
Typical.
304
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,430
I'll have you know I'm actually bisexual.
305
00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:16,770
A bisexual's really a thing.
306
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,030
Where did you find this thing?
307
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:20,280
The 21st century?
308
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,480
Yeah, that is where I'm from.
309
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:28,580
Hey, thanks for saving me back there.
310
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:31,970
Oh no, thank you. That was a thrill.
311
00:35:31,970 --> 00:35:34,790
Besides, I might not have found that
ladder without you.
312
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:36,840
I'm not super observant.
313
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,430
Or book smart.
314
00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:40,030
Or street smart.
315
00:35:40,030 --> 00:35:41,460
Oh, I'm sorry.
316
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:44,130
Why? It's not a bad thing.
317
00:35:44,130 --> 00:35:45,840
I'm just smart in other ways.
318
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,750
Like, I'm super creative.
319
00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,540
That's right, you're a songwriter?
320
00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:51,110
Trying to be.
321
00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:52,670
You see...
322
00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:55,570
Oh, oh, oh, you better not sing.
323
00:35:55,570 --> 00:36:02,570
gay pop and sing pop for dancing non-stop
324
00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:35,230
somehow to me dream to write it song the
song right
325
00:36:57,790 --> 00:37:01,290
fuck my life
326
00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:08,990
used to let me play my own songs they said
they were too indie
327
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:13,640
now i finally get to figure out my own
music separate from the group
328
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,680
i thought i'd be able to write songs on
the moon but let me tell you
329
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,890
there was not a lot to write about but i'm
hoping hanging with you will
330
00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:28,890
inspire some songs i mean an intergalactic
space quest to save your ex oh wow i'm
actually really
331
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:38,920
boring i don't think you are i think she
is she really is look i love the emo vibe
but you must
332
00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:52,550
have something positive to say about
yourself right something you're good at
bad magic that's
333
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,050
That's so cool! I'd love to see a trick.
334
00:38:02,050 --> 00:38:03,830
No, you wouldn't.
335
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:06,030
Uh, yeah, I would.
336
00:38:06,030 --> 00:38:07,030
Pick a card.
337
00:38:07,030 --> 00:38:14,030
Okay, so we're going to use your card, the
Ace of Hearts, and put it in the middle of
the deck.
338
00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:18,470
Because it's one of the only cards that
acts like a helium balloon.
339
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:22,480
If I push it the whole way in, like this,
and snap my fingers.
340
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,620
Did you see it come back to the top?
341
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:27,570
We'll do it again. We'll take it.
342
00:38:27,570 --> 00:38:30,180
We'll put it in the middle like that.
343
00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:34,460
If I don't snap my fingers, the card
doesn't come to the top.
344
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:38,260
But if I either snap or cover it just for
a second.
345
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,800
Did you see it come back to the...
346
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,220
Oh my god!
347
00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:43,310
I'll try this one more time.
348
00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:44,930
I'll take it, just like this.
349
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,540
In fact, I might use your hand for this.
350
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:51,440
You can press it the whole way in, into
the middle.
351
00:38:51,910 --> 00:38:53,770
Here we go.
352
00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:58,000
Really good.
353
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:08,960
Has anyone ever stayed for a whole trick
before?
354
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,760
Well, they're missing out.
355
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:18,760
I just think about the sex scene in blue
is the warmest color.
356
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,740
And so did you.
357
00:39:53,600 --> 00:40:00,600
go look at your lapras will be you mean we
to go in there not looking like this we
won't
358
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:13,460
oh i'm good with what i've got on come on
kiki gave this to me seriously great about
this kiki
359
00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:28,890
she's just like really fucking hot wait is
that seriously it it's just there's only
one
360
00:41:38,890 --> 00:41:40,890
Kiku the Destroyer.
361
00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:43,480
No one ever gave me a chance.
362
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,930
She did.
363
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:50,120
And being with her was like getting the
keys to this better life.
364
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,730
Without her, I'm...
365
00:41:53,730 --> 00:42:00,730
You know, that's kind of how I felt after
I left the group.
366
00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:06,790
But you know what made me feel better?
367
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:10,670
Don't you make you fucking hot too?
368
00:42:10,670 --> 00:42:12,670
Not that you aren't already, I mean that
came out wrong.
369
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,740
Oh, wow.
370
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:42,050
I took off the jumper.
371
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:11,010
Okay, I'll beam you over now.
372
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,780
Do you remember how to get back?
373
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,600
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
374
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:15,840
You sound unsure.
375
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,160
Okay, let me explain again.
376
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,220
Thanks so much, but I think we got it.
377
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,280
The first three times you told us.
378
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:26,290
Oh, you say that now, but it can be pretty
easy to get confused and mixed up,
379
00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:31,790
especially if you're a lady or whatever
you are and, you know, not used to tech
stuff.
380
00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:34,010
Honestly, I reckon we got this.
381
00:43:34,010 --> 00:43:34,810
Just one more time.
382
00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:36,170
To do.
383
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,290
The remote beam tracker.
384
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,150
And press the big button.
385
00:43:41,710 --> 00:43:43,280
Oh, fuck my life.
386
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:41,090
So stupid.
387
00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:04,640
Doesn't want to help.
388
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,540
Will always be broken.
389
00:45:09,990 --> 00:45:11,530
You should just give up.
390
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,810
Do this.
391
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:31,490
To love.
392
00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:38,870
I listen a lot when he's talking to me
about his video game.
393
00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:41,410
I don't even, I don't know what's going on
in there.
394
00:46:41,470 --> 00:46:42,930
But he seems really excited.
395
00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:46,220
So, he's telling me about AK-47.
396
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,380
I don't know what that is.
397
00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:49,350
But, it makes him happy.
398
00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:51,330
And I'm really good at shoplifting.
399
00:46:52,970 --> 00:46:59,340
It sounds like this Ryan doesn't
appreciate how great you are.
400
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:09,920
I'm wild if I go, I won't remember any of
this in the morning and we'll never see
each other ever again.
401
00:47:36,650 --> 00:47:43,300
Princess Zyra from...
402
00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:06,400
I know who you are.
403
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,650
Cool, yeah, yeah.
404
00:48:08,850 --> 00:48:13,630
Well, yeah, I saw on the future net that
you might be able to help me summon my
royal labris.
405
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:20,280
You think you can just come into my club,
march into the VIP area,
406
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:25,740
Make me come down from my throne and
expect to just help you summon your
labrisse?
407
00:48:26,210 --> 00:48:29,170
If that's what you think, you would be...
408
00:48:29,170 --> 00:48:30,370
Absolutely right!
409
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:36,700
I'm so excited you're here, Princess
Sarah.
410
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,820
It would be my honor to help you out,
darling.
411
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,960
Oh, oh my god, really?
412
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,120
Thank you.
413
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,560
Get up, you little sweaty bitch.
414
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,180
You know, we're actually not so different,
Princess Sarah.
415
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:53,070
Really?
416
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,690
I mean, my parents aren't queens already.
417
00:48:55,790 --> 00:49:02,790
they are renowned psychologists and oh
girl when people talk shit about me i
tried for the longest
418
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:13,080
time to fit in and be the psychological
professional my parents wished for but i
realized
419
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:20,650
if there's no room for you to be yourself
fuck it go and make it yourself girl i
finally followed
420
00:49:21,740 --> 00:49:23,040
My real passion.
421
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:23,860
Drag?
422
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:24,900
Weapons.
423
00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:29,150
They love the drag, but the weapons, they
said.
424
00:49:29,390 --> 00:49:31,470
Blade, your behavior is very concerning.
425
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:37,010
But like, don't call your kid Blade and
expect them not to be into blades, right?
426
00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:40,740
Speaking of blades, you're Labrise.
427
00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,670
I'll tell you what's causing you trouble.
428
00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:48,260
As with all metaphysical weapons, the key
to unlocking your Labrise is a mental one.
429
00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:49,840
The wiring is all there.
430
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,540
You just need to make the right
connections.
431
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,600
So, I'm not broken?
432
00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:56,480
Not at all.
433
00:49:56,890 --> 00:50:00,270
And luckily, I happen to know a thing or
two about psychology.
434
00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:03,460
Now, let mama help you find your labrace.
435
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:04,300
You ready?
436
00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:05,750
Mm-hmm.
437
00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:06,650
Okay.
438
00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:08,520
Close your eyes.
439
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,960
This is safe, right?
440
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,470
Of course.
441
00:50:14,950 --> 00:50:16,470
You'll be meditating.
442
00:50:17,470 --> 00:50:24,470
I want you to take a deep breath in and
out.
443
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:38,240
now babes it might feel like you're not in
control of your own mind but your
subconscious is actually
444
00:50:48,090 --> 00:50:54,140
trying to protect you in a roundabout kind
of way in a saboteur all that shit but
it's only as
445
00:50:54,140 --> 00:51:01,140
powerful as you let it be now look around
at your surroundings what do you notice
reach out and
446
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:11,400
touch the door feel the handle feel its
smoothness remember you're the boss
breathe in and out
447
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:24,840
That's your own pace, hold the handle
firmly, and pull.
448
00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:36,710
Ditch to you because you do a magic show
now.
449
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,420
Sorry, Rob, we're going to be late for our
own burlesque show.
450
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:14,680
Much cooler than magic.
451
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,140
You should do burlesque instead.
452
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:21,940
For after school.
453
00:53:38,830 --> 00:53:41,650
Didn't we do wrong?
454
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,550
Waste.
455
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,690
Christen this beautiful blade.
456
00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:30,990
What weapon you do?
457
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:58,830
Biatch, welcome back.
458
00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:09,320
Is she okay?
459
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:10,420
Is she awake?
460
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,840
Yes, she's okay.
461
00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:13,760
You can start freaking out now.
462
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,060
I wasn't freaking out.
463
00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:16,760
You were? I don't care.
464
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,080
I beamed us back here after you
decapitated that blade lady.
465
00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:22,930
Such a badass.
466
00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:26,250
Wait, where's my...
467
00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:29,250
Hey, hey, shh. It's okay. It's okay.
468
00:58:29,950 --> 00:58:30,470
It's here.
469
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:34,490
No, where's my labriss?
470
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,630
Oh, that.
471
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,260
Yeah, that's here too.
472
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:45,050
I really was pretty badass back there.
473
00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:48,340
Yeah, I have a huge crush on you.
474
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:50,690
Did I say that?
475
00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:52,640
Yes.
476
00:58:53,290 --> 00:58:54,370
It's just...
477
00:58:54,370 --> 00:58:56,610
Oh no no, no no no no I got you!
478
00:58:56,610 --> 00:59:03,610
Oh Saira, I had a crush on you. Oh Saira,
crush it's true. It's on you. Crush is on
you. Specifically you, Saira.
479
00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:22,750
Song was about you. I got that. Been there
this whole time? Yep, it's been in front
of you all along.
480
00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:41,700
We're not talking about the button are we?
No I'm talking about the button I saw it
ages ago. Oh.
481
00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:47,680
How can you even have sex?
482
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,170
Now that he's gone...
483
00:59:51,170 --> 00:59:55,240
Osiris rush on you.
484
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:59,620
Osiris it's true.
485
00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:03,010
It's on you.
486
01:00:05,010 --> 01:00:07,180
My crush is on you.
487
01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:10,830
Specifically you, Zyra.
488
01:00:15,170 --> 01:00:15,750
Approximately.
489
01:00:22,430 --> 01:00:24,150
I'm about toxic homebrew.
490
01:00:24,790 --> 01:00:28,190
Hello there, lady at bar.
491
01:00:29,110 --> 01:00:29,470
Hello.
492
01:00:29,870 --> 01:00:35,770
Um, well, I like your dress.
493
01:00:36,030 --> 01:00:36,590
Thank you.
494
01:00:36,590 --> 01:00:40,190
I wore a nice shirt to this bar.
495
01:00:40,780 --> 01:00:41,640
It's making me horny.
496
01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:45,700
Um, perchance.
497
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,090
Drink, drink, ask her about a drink
498
01:00:48,090 --> 01:00:49,530
I'm thirsty
499
01:00:49,530 --> 01:00:51,400
Oh, are you thirsty?
500
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:52,760
Yeah
501
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,050
She gave you the leading, just go for it,
man, just go for it
502
01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:57,190
Just be yourself, bro
503
01:00:57,190 --> 01:01:02,240
Can I, um, get you with my money a drink
for you?
504
01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:04,090
Oh, yes, please
505
01:01:04,090 --> 01:01:05,350
Close the deal
506
01:01:05,350 --> 01:01:09,700
Now that I have purchased you a drink, you
owe me sex?
507
01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:10,240
Yes
508
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,100
Yes, correct
509
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:18,030
Be so mean, this is a safe space
510
01:01:18,030 --> 01:01:18,910
What's so funny?
511
01:01:19,230 --> 01:01:23,010
It's just, like, I don't get why this is
so hard for you.
512
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,370
Oh, wow.
513
01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:25,690
So predictable.
514
01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:28,470
From the lady of colour who's a lesbian.
515
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,350
I'm really shocked, lesbian of colour.
516
01:01:31,990 --> 01:01:34,620
The whole universe is built around you,
lesbian of colour.
517
01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:38,460
Here's something that I guarantee you did
not know.
518
01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:45,460
Did you know that crash test dummies are
built around the average size and
proportions of a woman?
519
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,940
When you get into a crash...
520
01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:49,340
And look at this phone.
521
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:51,020
They make these for chicks.
522
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,620
How am I supposed to use this tiny phone
with my huge hands?
523
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:57,860
It's a tiny fucking lesbian phone.
524
01:01:58,460 --> 01:02:00,440
Fuck you, lesbian phone.
525
01:02:00,970 --> 01:02:02,140
We got to be confident.
526
01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:04,520
We got to be too, but not too confident.
527
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:05,700
Don't be too confident.
528
01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:07,370
We got to be beautiful.
529
01:02:07,510 --> 01:02:08,310
Not too beautiful.
530
01:02:09,070 --> 01:02:09,810
Can't be too beautiful.
531
01:02:10,390 --> 01:02:11,190
Can't look too good.
532
01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:12,940
You got to have nice shoes.
533
01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:18,360
Everything you do, everything you do, I
got to do backwards in flat shoes.
534
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:19,400
Do you understand?
535
01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:22,280
You've got the support of heels.
536
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,700
I just, it is hard for us too.
537
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,300
And I just think sometimes...
538
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:26,820
Oh, no.
539
01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:31,140
Oh, no, no, he does this.
540
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,930
He's just upset.
541
01:02:34,190 --> 01:02:37,380
I'm not going to use.
542
01:02:39,900 --> 01:02:41,660
You should just stop complaining.
543
01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:43,260
Screw this.
544
01:02:43,770 --> 01:02:44,970
My life is hard too.
545
01:02:45,420 --> 01:02:45,960
That's it.
546
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,460
I'm really doing it this time.
547
01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:48,970
I'm getting myself loose.
548
01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:56,350
I think it's time you realize who has the
pet here.
549
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:19,580
To be or not to be.
550
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:30,160
I said kill the lesbian, not the thespian.
551
01:03:38,950 --> 01:03:39,730
What the heck, bro?
552
01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:43,190
You can hear they sound the same.
553
01:03:43,630 --> 01:03:44,450
I understand.
554
01:03:44,870 --> 01:03:48,470
I mean, I know this isn't my argument, but
I'm pretty sure you said thespian.
555
01:03:48,710 --> 01:03:49,910
I don't think I did.
556
01:03:50,170 --> 01:03:54,170
When I say kill the lesbian, I'm talking
about quite specifically her.
557
01:03:54,270 --> 01:03:55,390
And you know that.
558
01:03:55,580 --> 01:03:56,140
You do this.
559
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:57,540
You team up and you pick on me.
560
01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:57,860
You said thespian.
561
01:03:58,060 --> 01:03:59,720
Fucking, I swear to God, I didn't.
562
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,410
And if I did, I apologise.
563
01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:02,810
Now who's the lesbian, hey?
564
01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:03,290
What?
565
01:04:03,370 --> 01:04:03,670
No.
566
01:04:03,930 --> 01:04:05,310
No, no, no, no, no.
567
01:04:05,310 --> 01:04:07,190
Do you know what a lesbian?
568
01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:08,510
Do you know what a lesbian is?
569
01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:08,850
Yes.
570
01:04:09,110 --> 01:04:09,410
What?
571
01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:11,510
They get on stage.
572
01:04:11,810 --> 01:04:12,870
No, that's a thespian.
573
01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:16,730
And date someone of the same sex.
574
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,320
That's a lesbian thespian.
575
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:19,820
That's a lesbian.
576
01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:21,780
No, it's a lesbian thespian.
577
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,820
Just kill the lesbian.
578
01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:27,240
Every lesbian in the L word was also a
thespian.
579
01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,280
Yes, that's fair.
580
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,440
You cannot argue with that.
581
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,500
No, and I never would.
582
01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:35,220
Either way, we're getting off topic, and I
would like to kill the lesbian.
583
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,040
We already killed her.
584
01:04:37,220 --> 01:04:38,760
No, we killed the thespian.
585
01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:40,790
You killed the thespian.
586
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:42,410
Yes, and that's what you wanted.
587
01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:43,990
I thought you said thespian.
588
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,480
No, shut up.
589
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:48,540
I'm talking now.
590
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:54,850
Now, kill the les-
591
01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:55,780
B-
592
01:04:55,780 --> 01:04:58,230
F*** me.
593
01:05:03,590 --> 01:05:05,690
Much space.
594
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:12,860
I'm not going to give you the labrice for
nothing.
595
01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:26,230
You really want to invite a lesbian with
one of the most powerful weapons in the
universe to your cave
596
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,920
and then tell them you've just killed the
person they love.
597
01:05:30,970 --> 01:05:37,970
well if she loves you so much what is
taking her so long just let me talk to her
i promise
598
01:05:40,130 --> 01:05:47,130
i can get her here but you better hope
she's close by this new partner what i
didn't mean
599
01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:28,690
that i'm sorry are you serious sorry
they're no one oh sorry no sara i'm sorry
i can see now i
600
01:06:41,150 --> 01:06:48,150
screwed things up i never appreciated you
but sara you're the only one who can bring
your royal
601
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:58,400
labrice and save me now now i've lost you
it's not true i'll come of course i'll
come willow i'm
602
01:07:24,620 --> 01:07:31,620
sorry it's okay if kiki means this much to
you open this relationship up no willow i
think maybe
603
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:43,800
you and i should just be friends your
friend zoning me i hid the body for you
whatever i figured
604
01:07:51,690 --> 01:07:54,590
But they'll never figure out who it
belongs to without the buddy.
605
01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:55,390
Um.
606
01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:59,080
You don't even like murder.
607
01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:01,960
How did you like me?
608
01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:04,690
I do really like you.
609
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,900
I think you're the first proper friend
I've ever had.
610
01:08:09,690 --> 01:08:11,070
I got a bit caught up in that.
611
01:08:12,190 --> 01:08:13,550
Now I've missed an help.
612
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:18,060
Need some time.
613
01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:20,490
I'm taking this.
614
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:23,120
You owe me that at least.
615
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:23,740
It's yours.
616
01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:25,310
You cry.
617
01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:29,880
I definitely have some inspiration for my
album now.
618
01:08:30,330 --> 01:08:31,230
I'm sorry.
619
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,450
I really hope we can be friends.
620
01:08:39,980 --> 01:08:40,560
Fuck you, Sarah.
621
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:56,750
She took me up shit, but we fell.
622
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:17,660
She saved Kiki.
623
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:22,100
No, she saved.
624
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:29,670
She's tried.
625
01:09:49,950 --> 01:09:51,680
Hey, dump you two.
626
01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:54,730
I kind of dumped them.
627
01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:55,830
Why would you do that?
628
01:09:55,980 --> 01:09:59,520
I seem to genuinely like your boring
personality and magic tricks.
629
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:03,040
Because I've got to save Kiki.
630
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,720
Don't want to do that.
631
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,080
I might just abandon her.
632
01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:11,320
Listen, I know you didn't want to come
this far, but she needs me.
633
01:10:11,950 --> 01:10:14,910
Is it okay if I drive us to the worst,
most dangerous place in the universe?
634
01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:26,170
No pilots ever asked me if I'm okay with
something before.
635
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:34,320
Seriously, they were in...
636
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,060
Wanna stick with me?
637
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:45,040
I mean, we've come to...
638
01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:17,170
What this is, coffee bullshit, slogan,
things like...
639
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:32,720
Oh yes, that shitty little cafe has the
world's best coming.
640
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,750
Chip?
641
01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:35,730
What?
642
01:11:35,970 --> 01:11:42,970
You should take us back.
643
01:12:15,060 --> 01:12:19,210
Boring, miserable princess you were when
you hopped aboard my generous wit.
644
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:26,800
guidance you into the strong lady warrior
sitting here right now i know what to do
driving now
645
01:12:45,930 --> 01:12:52,930
king i trust good stupid thanks for being
an ally back there
646
01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:24,670
i missed that you shouldn't have killed
the thespians they were putting on plays
and stuff
647
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:51,800
why'd you tell him to kill the thespians i
said i remember specifically i didn't
648
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:58,960
they did my favorite one-man show of book
of mormons yeah now let kiki go for you if
you ask me
649
01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:22,460
take her get her out of here you saved me
i thought i was gonna die you know if we
hurry
650
01:15:44,930 --> 01:15:51,930
we could still go to the lesbian ball
together i think so i came all this way
for you
651
01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:05,700
yeah you kind of got me into this mess but
you said that maybe if i was different
listen i'm so
652
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:16,300
grateful you saved me i'm genuinely
impressed you made it here i don't owe you
anything
653
01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:25,660
nothing's changed but i have again with
the crying look i really don't want to be
mean
654
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:36,790
but it never really made sense that i was
with you in the first place
655
01:17:19,790 --> 01:17:26,790
couldn't ignore me for one you haven't
changed at all get into your thick head
656
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:41,280
you're not good without her you're nothing
true yes it is mums don't like you you
disappoint
657
01:17:58,670 --> 01:18:05,670
everyone it is are you just bad parents
maybe kiki is actually a narcissistic
asshole sir i'm not
658
01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:22,780
always the problem yes you are you're a
boring little wimp and you know it shut
the fuck up
659
01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:37,010
no out how you want them to if it never
get hot loses forever seriously why you
want it
660
01:20:13,020 --> 01:20:20,020
we don't exactly have chicks knocking down
our door no i'll leave my door open and
they still
661
01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:29,890
don't come through yeah but all the chick
magnets in the world won't help you i went
through all of
662
01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:39,740
this and why because i wanted kiki to love
me but now i see my biggest problem is
that i didn't even
663
01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:51,970
love myself. We deserve to love ourselves
without a chick magnet or a hot as fuck
girlfriend.
664
01:20:56,340 --> 01:21:03,340
No, you're full of shit. Get her boys! Had
a random thought. All the chick magnets in
the world won't
665
01:21:43,270 --> 01:21:50,270
help us. We went through all of this and
why? Because we wanted chicks to love us?
But now I
666
01:21:53,620 --> 01:22:00,620
see our biggest problem is that we don't
even love ourselves we deserve to love
ourselves without a
667
01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:11,350
chick magnet or a hot as fuck girlfriend
that was beautiful bro i'm proud of you
man you're so smart
668
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:25,080
thank you god you all deserve one another
shame you can't just date each other i
mean we would
669
01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:38,860
have the best time like all the time yeah
and uh well i guess they do say you should
date your
670
01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:46,690
best friends yeah yeah they do say don't
you i know i hear i hear sexuality's a bit
of a spectrum
671
01:22:46,690 --> 01:22:53,690
it is it's a whole it's a whole spectrum
so you know yeah yeah um you would have
the best time
672
01:22:55,810 --> 01:23:02,810
Uh, oh, oh, um, um, oh, uh, oh, yeah,
just, uh, Larry, can you, yeah, just, come
over here for a second, yeah, just a
little, oh, yeah, can I just have a soft
one, oh, oh, give you the, the rough stuff
with me, yeah, come here, you, I told you,
what are you doing, mind if I, bum a lift,
just don't think that would really make
sense,
673
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:56,720
Oh, come on. Are you seriously mad at me?
674
01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:57,360
Yeah.
675
01:23:58,300 --> 01:23:58,520
Fair.
676
01:24:01,030 --> 01:24:01,750
You're looking better.
677
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:04,850
Yeah. It was mostly just cum.
678
01:24:19,660 --> 01:24:24,160
You too now, Sasha.
679
01:24:24,550 --> 01:24:25,610
Back to Clotopolis.
680
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:26,480
No!
681
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:30,570
Also, just as a heads up, it's Sai-ra.
682
01:24:31,490 --> 01:24:34,890
Oh my god. Have I been saying it wrong the
whole time?
683
01:24:35,220 --> 01:24:39,980
That is so embarrassing. I am so sorry,
Sai-ra.
684
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:40,940
Sai-ra.
685
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:42,680
That's what I'm saying.
686
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:43,040
No.
687
01:24:43,470 --> 01:24:45,330
Listen to what I'm saying.
688
01:24:45,710 --> 01:24:48,860
Seriously
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