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I made you this scrapbook, which I know is a bit weird, but it all means nothing without you.

Because you are my everything.

It's like my life only started that day you rode into Clitopolis for that bounty hunting job.

Didn't exactly have girls knocking down my door before you did.

It's hard when everyone's obsessed with my mums.

The great Leanne and Anne.

Lives of the party.

They're too the most boring royal in the history of Glitopolis.

As voted by the people, that was a tough day.

But look at me now!

No one ever thought they'd see the day Princess Zyra would have a hot as fuck partner.

I can't be exiled to the single zone this year's lesbian ball.

I know we're a bit of an odd match, like you love traveling and danger and partying,

and I'm scared to go anywhere and of everything and I'd rather stay home and work on my magic tricks.

but you know what they say opposites attract you complete me and i know in my heart we'll be

together forever and ever you're dumped she's a lesbian she's in spain she's oh and she's very sad

look maybe if things were different and you were a different person and i was a different person

maybe this could have worked for me but you're you sorry please stop crying it's okay you'll be

all right you are really good with your hands that's my sleight of hand you're smothering me

we've only been dating like two weeks and you made this terrifying book i thought dating a space

this princess would be more fun.

I'm wanting gay flicks and chill every night.

I'm sorry.

And the sorries always with the sorries.

Sorry, oh, sorry for being sorry.

Can we at least still go to the lesbian ball together?

Absolutely not, I need to get out of here.

Goodbye, forever.

Pretend you saw a smoke bomb and I'm gone.

Wait, Syrah, you're wearing my jumper.

Oh man, fuck, that's my jumper too.

You know what, keep it.

It can be your birthday present.

Yay!

I gotta get the hell out of here.

I'm sorry.

Fuck!

Contagious.

Goodbye forever.

Also, I'll miss you too, royal pussy.

Always bring the party.

I love you.

Flee, I believe it lasted that.

Told you the scrapbook was too much.

Okay, so that start was pretty shithouse.

But, welcome to...

It's a cool drumroll.

23.

Where we see if she can finally summon her royal labrice.

I think she'll fail again.

Is this guy a rainbow?

For thousands of years, the Clotopian royal bloodline has been born with the ability to summon one of the most powerful weapons known to l-l-lesbian kind.

Labris.

Let us now turn to the ancient scriptures of Wikipedia.

This all began back on Earth. It says...

In the 1970s, the Labrise was adopted by the lesbian community as a feminist symbol,

representing strength and self-sufficiency.

The summonings happen first try for us, but you know what they say, six times the charm.

Try not to do that overthinking thing you do.

Wait, what do you mean by that?

The summoning begins!

Lesbian, really tough, especially for us.

It is so hard to watch you struggle, but let's not have it ruin a good party.

Who wants to see us dance?

I- I wanna see us dancing!

Kiki...

Ever since you've disappeared...

Who else can I talk to? I'm lost.

When you left...

You took everything with you.

The absence of you is everywhere I look.

Like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.

But in a way I'm glad.

Pain is my only reminder that you were real.

Is he haunting me?

Just watch me, like, good.

Yeah, no, this is my room.

great aliens most powerful beings in the whole universe sisters of all their power and you

sailed to this man cave but we've had a gut full of being pushed us bloody side

i'm getting upset you don't want to sit right now oh you don't want to see us get bloody

it's not good let me guess you want to rule the world again no incorrect then what do you want

from me you this isn't about you you're just the bait what you see we can't get the hot chicks

anymore so for thousands of years we've been slaving over building this chick magnet larry

it up are you complaining when you eat these delicious fresh eggs every morning your eggs are

shit those eggs are shit what are you gonna feed chicks when we get them anyway the chicks oh no

wait that makes a lot of sense thank you anyways long story short we ended up buying a new swedish

chick magnet online but when it arrived what did we discover the bloody battery's not included

oh hate that yeah i do and according to the manual the battery is princess syrah of clitopolis's

royal labrese that seems really specific actually because we can't get past that dumb safety bubble

protecting gay space and that little princess is some sort of weird shut in it says she literally

never goes anywhere literally never but according to the manual there is one thing could lure her

out of gay space oh my god where are you straight white millions

Princess, you need to roil the breeze.

What? Why?

For super-tough-cool-doers to drown your beloved Kiki in our toxic homebrew,

you will bring it here to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe.

You actually have the...

Oh, yeah, totally. I've got it.

It's not on me right now, but I definitely have it.

Oh, thank God.

Great.

Bring it here in the next 24 hours and come alone or lover girl is going down.

Or should I say, going down.

the only deceitful tradition to everyone.

If you weren't broken,

you would have your labris.

Kiki was with her.

Sarah sucks.

How can you be a princess and not even like to be party?

Sarah still sucks.

I heard she's straight.

Ew.

You all need to give her a break.

No wonder she can't summon her labris.

She should come to my club.

I can help.

Blade, your resident weapons expert.

Kisses, motherfucker.

I'll be going with Kiki.

Taking you back.

Oh my goodness.

That is a relief.

It's just so, so sad to be single.

Well, we can only imagine it is.

Never done it.

Never want to.

Like, everyone can see it.

Because there's no one standing next to you.

And when someone's single, you just imagine them in a food court.

By themselves.

Eating alone.

Chatting to the cleaner.

Who doesn't even want to talk to you.

She's got her own life.

She's not bothered with you.

You look sad.

Sad, sad, sad.

two of you on the list

it's me

you don't want to know how long i've been trapped down there i've seen

what's your name sir

um syra

that sounds like a girl's name

i am a girl

what girls can't be pilots

yeah

this was a mistake

take me back please here's what i'll do i'll be your temporary ship i'll drop you off at a nail

salon and we'll go our separate ways so sahara where are you from euclutopolis yeah but like

where are you from the palace no no where are you really from well my cultural heritage is half

cletopian and half indian namaste hey um please turn around you don't understand i've never been

Oh god, that was an awful night.

I hope that Shetland pony survived.

Oh my god, this fucking song again.

See my f***s, I'm the safety bubble

That stops all the trouble getting into ga-

Hey daddy, I'm safety bubble, fierce protector of ga-

They say space is a vacuum, but nothing sucks like me.

What are you doing?

Let us out of here.

Why the hell would you want to go out there?

It's straight.

Also, it's like way dangerous or whatever.

Or as they say in German.

Danger is my middle name, baby.

How did you even get in here?

You can definitely leave.

We freaking...

You...

No.

It's coming in here soon.

We need to learn out of them.

He's our expert speaker for today.

He was once successful in getting a woman's number.

Now, we don't know what happened after that.

We called the number and the line was dead.

I don't know if Josh mistook it down.

No, phone companies.

Phone companies sort of going, maybe playing Tricky Business,

maybe doing...

Tricky Business.

Maybe Tricky Business was going on.

Tricky Business.

Some sort of Tricky Business was going on with the phone companies.

It didn't work.

Obviously, phone companies playing Tricky Business.

Still, it's an achievement.

And now Josh is going to come and he's going to tell everyone here

what you know about talking to chicks.

All right, gents, boys, thanks for having me.

Show of hands, who wants to meet a chick?

Me.

Hands up if you don't know the process of how to go about that.

Who wants to walk out of here today with chicks in hand?

Yeah.

Take note, boys, all right?

It's like you're listening and then interject over the top of it.

That gets the chicks ticking.

Don't let them get a word in edgeways with me.

Don't let them get a word in edgeways.

Let them know how much Reddit karma you have as well.

I have a lot of opinions on Marvel movies.

Would they be interested in them?

They'll love that.

Okay, firstly, if you want a chick to like you,

you need to connect with them,

ask questions, and listen.

No matter how boring the answers are.

And secondly, let me go now, and no one will get hurt.

But if you don't, when I get myself loose,

I will kill every single one of you.

What did she say?

Please take me back. This was a mistake.

What? Aren't you excited to get your nails done?

I don't want to get my nails done. I have to keep them short anyway.

Oh, God. Well, where can I drop you then? Pilates? Supermarket?

Why did you even board me if you don't want to go anywhere?

Well, I thought...

Come on. You can't stay with me, and I'm not taking you back, so pick somewhere.

Chup, chup.

S-Club?

I can't hear you.

Do you know where S-Club 17 is?

The party hub!

Now you're talking!

I can't remember how to get there, though.

What a good feeling about this way.

Such a strong feeling about this way.

Don't even think about it.

Takes you to S-Club 17, hmm?

I need to find a way to summon my royal libris.

Oh, yeah.

Say no more.

I know that part of the vagina.

And then I need to go to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe.

What? Are you mental?

I don't think people say that anymore.

I'll take you to S Club 17, but no further.

But my girlfriend is there.

What the fuck is your friend doing there?

She's in trouble. And she's my girlfriend.

Yeah, like a girl who's a friend.

Like my partner. I'm literally from Glitopolis.

Oh.

She used to be my girlfriend, at least.

Wait, so she's your ex?

Well, technically, yes, but maybe if I can save her...

Oh, God, this is pathetic.

Leaving everything I know

I would go to the edge of space for you

Just to hear you say you're so scared of being alone

Don't want to end up on my own

Live my whole life on a throne

Now head into the great unknown

I do it!

Leaving everything I...

Don't say that anymore!

There's moon crystals

we don't have anyone capable brave or strong enough to find them yeah sorry sweet sweet freedom

only to get stuck somewhere else shitty i went you right well just sitting here isn't going to help

how bad could it it's gone oh if you'd have been here two years ago it's just me i'm gonna go over

This way there's nothing here found a hole make a friend lost a friend

Going to hurt you. I thought you could hear me singing that moon crystal song. Listen I crashed my ship

And I need this moon crystal my girlfriends well technically ex-girlfriends

Life depends on it. My goodness. You've got a lot on your plate. Just sorry for scaring you. Oh, sorry. Why are you sorry?

Apologies.

I'm so glad you're here.

I came to this moon to write my solo album,

but I fell down a hole.

I fell down a hole, too.

Oh, so much in common.

I'm Willow.

I'm Princess Zyra.

I'm Cuitopolis.

Well, a princess.

Also, I hear that place is famously hard to find.

It's actually not, if you know what you're doing.

Well, maybe you could show me the way sometime?

I mean, if we can ever figure out how to get out of here.

Let me tell you, I've been down here a while and there's no obvious way out.

i'm not sure if this will help but what if we use that i did not see that i should know what that is

weird it wasn't here before you broke the crystal great so this is my fault okay look these things

happen yeah let me help you why is everything always so hard love it i think a reject like me

could do anything targeting you really grateful for that you're like annoyingly positive maybe

it's responding to me being negative about myself it's on bad just say something positive about

myself right great idea um no you don't know sarah in chains today i have the voice of an angel my

My eyebrows look great. I'm awesome at guitar. My public speaking has never been better.

I'm ambitious and I'm brave. And if I was a Pokemon, I'd be a...

So just remember, when your permanent is tapped, you can't tap back again until it's been untapped.

And only when your turn begins, when your turn begins, then you can untap your tapped cards so they can be used again. Do you understand?

Oh, and there are different phases, each with their own set of rules. So the beginning phase rules...

Please, it's not going to make you stop.

I really am going to get myself loose any minute now.

Now, about the beginning fight.

So you need this LaPrize thing to save Kiki,

and your only hope is that this Blade person

that you found on the future net and know nothing about

will be able to help?

I know, it's such a...

Is it though?

Be careful.

Go straight, go straight.

Typical.

I'll have you know I'm actually bisexual.

A bisexual's really a thing.

Where did you find this thing?

The 21st century?

Yeah, that is where I'm from.

Hey, thanks for saving me back there.

Oh no, thank you. That was a thrill.

Besides, I might not have found that ladder without you.

I'm not super observant.

Or book smart.

Or street smart.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Why? It's not a bad thing.

I'm just smart in other ways.

Like, I'm super creative.

That's right, you're a songwriter?

Trying to be.

You see...

Oh, oh, oh, you better not sing.

gay pop and sing pop for dancing non-stop

somehow to me dream to write it song the song right

fuck my life

used to let me play my own songs they said they were too indie

now i finally get to figure out my own music separate from the group

i thought i'd be able to write songs on the moon but let me tell you

there was not a lot to write about but i'm hoping hanging with you will

inspire some songs i mean an intergalactic space quest to save your ex oh wow i'm actually really

boring i don't think you are i think she is she really is look i love the emo vibe but you must

have something positive to say about yourself right something you're good at bad magic that's

That's so cool! I'd love to see a trick.

No, you wouldn't.

Uh, yeah, I would.

Pick a card.

Okay, so we're going to use your card, the Ace of Hearts, and put it in the middle of the deck.

Because it's one of the only cards that acts like a helium balloon.

If I push it the whole way in, like this, and snap my fingers.

Did you see it come back to the top?

We'll do it again. We'll take it.

We'll put it in the middle like that.

If I don't snap my fingers, the card doesn't come to the top.

But if I either snap or cover it just for a second.

Did you see it come back to the...

Oh my god!

I'll try this one more time.

I'll take it, just like this.

In fact, I might use your hand for this.

You can press it the whole way in, into the middle.

Here we go.

Really good.

Has anyone ever stayed for a whole trick before?

Well, they're missing out.

I just think about the sex scene in blue is the warmest color.

And so did you.

go look at your lapras will be you mean we to go in there not looking like this we won't

oh i'm good with what i've got on come on kiki gave this to me seriously great about this kiki

she's just like really fucking hot wait is that seriously it it's just there's only one

Kiku the Destroyer.

No one ever gave me a chance.

She did.

And being with her was like getting the keys to this better life.

Without her, I'm...

You know, that's kind of how I felt after I left the group.

But you know what made me feel better?

Don't you make you fucking hot too?

Not that you aren't already, I mean that came out wrong.

Oh, wow.

I took off the jumper.

Okay, I'll beam you over now.

Do you remember how to get back?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

You sound unsure.

Okay, let me explain again.

Thanks so much, but I think we got it.

The first three times you told us.

Oh, you say that now, but it can be pretty easy to get confused and mixed up,

especially if you're a lady or whatever you are and, you know, not used to tech stuff.

Honestly, I reckon we got this.

Just one more time.

To do.

The remote beam tracker.

And press the big button.

Oh, fuck my life.

So stupid.

Doesn't want to help.

Will always be broken.

You should just give up.

Do this.

To love.

I listen a lot when he's talking to me about his video game.

I don't even, I don't know what's going on in there.

But he seems really excited.

So, he's telling me about AK-47.

I don't know what that is.

But, it makes him happy.

And I'm really good at shoplifting.

It sounds like this Ryan doesn't appreciate how great you are.

I'm wild if I go, I won't remember any of this in the morning and we'll never see each other ever again.

Princess Zyra from...

I know who you are.

Cool, yeah, yeah.

Well, yeah, I saw on the future net that you might be able to help me summon my royal labris.

You think you can just come into my club, march into the VIP area,

Make me come down from my throne and expect to just help you summon your labrisse?

If that's what you think, you would be...

Absolutely right!

I'm so excited you're here, Princess Sarah.

It would be my honor to help you out, darling.

Oh, oh my god, really?

Thank you.

Get up, you little sweaty bitch.

You know, we're actually not so different, Princess Sarah.

Really?

I mean, my parents aren't queens already.

they are renowned psychologists and oh girl when people talk shit about me i tried for the longest

time to fit in and be the psychological professional my parents wished for but i realized

if there's no room for you to be yourself fuck it go and make it yourself girl i finally followed

My real passion.

Drag?

Weapons.

They love the drag, but the weapons, they said.

Blade, your behavior is very concerning.

But like, don't call your kid Blade and expect them not to be into blades, right?

Speaking of blades, you're Labrise.

I'll tell you what's causing you trouble.

As with all metaphysical weapons, the key to unlocking your Labrise is a mental one.

The wiring is all there.

You just need to make the right connections.

So, I'm not broken?

Not at all.

And luckily, I happen to know a thing or two about psychology.

Now, let mama help you find your labrace.

You ready?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Close your eyes.

This is safe, right?

Of course.

You'll be meditating.

I want you to take a deep breath in and out.

now babes it might feel like you're not in control of your own mind but your subconscious is actually

trying to protect you in a roundabout kind of way in a saboteur all that shit but it's only as

powerful as you let it be now look around at your surroundings what do you notice reach out and

touch the door feel the handle feel its smoothness remember you're the boss breathe in and out

That's your own pace, hold the handle firmly, and pull.

Ditch to you because you do a magic show now.

Sorry, Rob, we're going to be late for our own burlesque show.

Much cooler than magic.

You should do burlesque instead.

For after school.

Didn't we do wrong?

Waste.

Christen this beautiful blade.

What weapon you do?

Biatch, welcome back.

Is she okay?

Is she awake?

Yes, she's okay.

You can start freaking out now.

I wasn't freaking out.

You were? I don't care.

I beamed us back here after you decapitated that blade lady.

Such a badass.

Wait, where's my...

Hey, hey, shh. It's okay. It's okay.

It's here.

No, where's my labriss?

Oh, that.

Yeah, that's here too.

I really was pretty badass back there.

Yeah, I have a huge crush on you.

Did I say that?

Yes.

It's just...

Oh no no, no no no no I got you!

Oh Saira, I had a crush on you. Oh Saira, crush it's true. It's on you. Crush is on you. Specifically you, Saira.

Song was about you. I got that. Been there this whole time? Yep, it's been in front of you all along.

We're not talking about the button are we? No I'm talking about the button I saw it ages ago. Oh.

How can you even have sex?

Now that he's gone...

Osiris rush on you.

Osiris it's true.

It's on you.

My crush is on you.

Specifically you, Zyra.

Approximately.

I'm about toxic homebrew.

Hello there, lady at bar.

Hello.

Um, well, I like your dress.

Thank you.

I wore a nice shirt to this bar.

It's making me horny.

Um, perchance.

Drink, drink, ask her about a drink

I'm thirsty

Oh, are you thirsty?

Yeah

She gave you the leading, just go for it, man, just go for it

Just be yourself, bro

Can I, um, get you with my money a drink for you?

Oh, yes, please

Close the deal

Now that I have purchased you a drink, you owe me sex?

Yes

Yes, correct

Be so mean, this is a safe space

What's so funny?

It's just, like, I don't get why this is so hard for you.

Oh, wow.

So predictable.

From the lady of colour who's a lesbian.

I'm really shocked, lesbian of colour.

The whole universe is built around you, lesbian of colour.

Here's something that I guarantee you did not know.

Did you know that crash test dummies are built around the average size and proportions of a woman?

When you get into a crash...

And look at this phone.

They make these for chicks.

How am I supposed to use this tiny phone with my huge hands?

It's a tiny fucking lesbian phone.

Fuck you, lesbian phone.

We got to be confident.

We got to be too, but not too confident.

Don't be too confident.

We got to be beautiful.

Not too beautiful.

Can't be too beautiful.

Can't look too good.

You got to have nice shoes.

Everything you do, everything you do, I got to do backwards in flat shoes.

Do you understand?

You've got the support of heels.

I just, it is hard for us too.

And I just think sometimes...

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, he does this.

He's just upset.

I'm not going to use.

You should just stop complaining.

Screw this.

My life is hard too.

That's it.

I'm really doing it this time.

I'm getting myself loose.

I think it's time you realize who has the pet here.

To be or not to be.

I said kill the lesbian, not the thespian.

What the heck, bro?

You can hear they sound the same.

I understand.

I mean, I know this isn't my argument, but I'm pretty sure you said thespian.

I don't think I did.

When I say kill the lesbian, I'm talking about quite specifically her.

And you know that.

You do this.

You team up and you pick on me.

You said thespian.

Fucking, I swear to God, I didn't.

And if I did, I apologise.

Now who's the lesbian, hey?

What?

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

Do you know what a lesbian?

Do you know what a lesbian is?

Yes.

What?

They get on stage.

No, that's a thespian.

And date someone of the same sex.

That's a lesbian thespian.

That's a lesbian.

No, it's a lesbian thespian.

Just kill the lesbian.

Every lesbian in the L word was also a thespian.

Yes, that's fair.

You cannot argue with that.

No, and I never would.

Either way, we're getting off topic, and I would like to kill the lesbian.

We already killed her.

No, we killed the thespian.

You killed the thespian.

Yes, and that's what you wanted.

I thought you said thespian.

No, shut up.

I'm talking now.

Now, kill the les-

B-

F*** me.

Much space.

I'm not going to give you the labrice for nothing.

You really want to invite a lesbian with one of the most powerful weapons in the universe to your cave

and then tell them you've just killed the person they love.

well if she loves you so much what is taking her so long just let me talk to her i promise

i can get her here but you better hope she's close by this new partner what i didn't mean

that i'm sorry are you serious sorry they're no one oh sorry no sara i'm sorry i can see now i

screwed things up i never appreciated you but sara you're the only one who can bring your royal

labrice and save me now now i've lost you it's not true i'll come of course i'll come willow i'm

sorry it's okay if kiki means this much to you open this relationship up no willow i think maybe

you and i should just be friends your friend zoning me i hid the body for you whatever i figured

But they'll never figure out who it belongs to without the buddy.

Um.

You don't even like murder.

How did you like me?

I do really like you.

I think you're the first proper friend I've ever had.

I got a bit caught up in that.

Now I've missed an help.

Need some time.

I'm taking this.

You owe me that at least.

It's yours.

You cry.

I definitely have some inspiration for my album now.

I'm sorry.

I really hope we can be friends.

Fuck you, Sarah.

She took me up shit, but we fell.

She saved Kiki.

No, she saved.

She's tried.

Hey, dump you two.

I kind of dumped them.

Why would you do that?

I seem to genuinely like your boring personality and magic tricks.

Because I've got to save Kiki.

Don't want to do that.

I might just abandon her.

Listen, I know you didn't want to come this far, but she needs me.

Is it okay if I drive us to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe?

No pilots ever asked me if I'm okay with something before.

Seriously, they were in...

Wanna stick with me?

I mean, we've come to...

What this is, coffee bullshit, slogan, things like...

Oh yes, that shitty little cafe has the world's best coming.

Chip?

What?

You should take us back.

Boring, miserable princess you were when you hopped aboard my generous wit.

guidance you into the strong lady warrior sitting here right now i know what to do driving now

king i trust good stupid thanks for being an ally back there

i missed that you shouldn't have killed the thespians they were putting on plays and stuff

why'd you tell him to kill the thespians i said i remember specifically i didn't

they did my favorite one-man show of book of mormons yeah now let kiki go for you if you ask me

take her get her out of here you saved me i thought i was gonna die you know if we hurry

we could still go to the lesbian ball together i think so i came all this way for you

yeah you kind of got me into this mess but you said that maybe if i was different listen i'm so

grateful you saved me i'm genuinely impressed you made it here i don't owe you anything

nothing's changed but i have again with the crying look i really don't want to be mean

but it never really made sense that i was with you in the first place

couldn't ignore me for one you haven't changed at all get into your thick head

you're not good without her you're nothing true yes it is mums don't like you you disappoint

everyone it is are you just bad parents maybe kiki is actually a narcissistic asshole sir i'm not

always the problem yes you are you're a boring little wimp and you know it shut the fuck up

no out how you want them to if it never get hot loses forever seriously why you want it

we don't exactly have chicks knocking down our door no i'll leave my door open and they still

don't come through yeah but all the chick magnets in the world won't help you i went through all of

this and why because i wanted kiki to love me but now i see my biggest problem is that i didn't even

love myself. We deserve to love ourselves without a chick magnet or a hot as fuck girlfriend.

No, you're full of shit. Get her boys! Had a random thought. All the chick magnets in the world won't

help us. We went through all of this and why? Because we wanted chicks to love us? But now I

see our biggest problem is that we don't even love ourselves we deserve to love ourselves without a

chick magnet or a hot as fuck girlfriend that was beautiful bro i'm proud of you man you're so smart

thank you god you all deserve one another shame you can't just date each other i mean we would

have the best time like all the time yeah and uh well i guess they do say you should date your

best friends yeah yeah they do say don't you i know i hear i hear sexuality's a bit of a spectrum

it is it's a whole it's a whole spectrum so you know yeah yeah um you would have the best time

Uh, oh, oh, um, um, oh, uh, oh, yeah, just, uh, Larry, can you, yeah, just, come over here for a second, yeah, just a little, oh, yeah, can I just have a soft one, oh, oh, give you the, the rough stuff with me, yeah, come here, you, I told you, what are you doing, mind if I, bum a lift, just don't think that would really make sense,

Oh, come on. Are you seriously mad at me?

Yeah.

Fair.

You're looking better.

Yeah. It was mostly just cum.

You too now, Sasha.

Back to Clotopolis.

No!

Also, just as a heads up, it's Sai-ra.

Oh my god. Have I been saying it wrong the whole time?

That is so embarrassing. I am so sorry, Sai-ra.

Sai-ra.

That's what I'm saying.

No.

Listen to what I'm saying.

Seriously