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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:15,120 I made you this scrapbook, which I know is a bit weird, but it all means nothing without you. 2 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:21,180 Because you are my everything. 3 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:29,320 It's like my life only started that day you rode into Clitopolis for that bounty hunting job. 4 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:36,810 Didn't exactly have girls knocking down my door before you did. 5 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:41,250 It's hard when everyone's obsessed with my mums. 6 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,710 The great Leanne and Anne. 7 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,440 Lives of the party. 8 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:53,860 They're too the most boring royal in the history of Glitopolis. 9 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:57,710 As voted by the people, that was a tough day. 10 00:01:57,710 --> 00:01:59,840 But look at me now! 11 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,610 No one ever thought they'd see the day Princess Zyra would have a hot as fuck partner. 12 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:09,060 I can't be exiled to the single zone this year's lesbian ball. 13 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:15,270 I know we're a bit of an odd match, like you love traveling and danger and partying, 14 00:02:15,270 --> 00:02:20,740 and I'm scared to go anywhere and of everything and I'd rather stay home and work on my magic tricks. 15 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:27,740 but you know what they say opposites attract you complete me and i know in my heart we'll be 16 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:36,470 together forever and ever you're dumped she's a lesbian she's in spain she's oh and she's very sad 17 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:59,110 look maybe if things were different and you were a different person and i was a different person 18 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:06,110 maybe this could have worked for me but you're you sorry please stop crying it's okay you'll be 19 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:21,080 all right you are really good with your hands that's my sleight of hand you're smothering me 20 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:40,960 we've only been dating like two weeks and you made this terrifying book i thought dating a space 21 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:45,220 this princess would be more fun. 22 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:48,210 I'm wanting gay flicks and chill every night. 23 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:49,100 I'm sorry. 24 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:52,740 And the sorries always with the sorries. 25 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:56,800 Sorry, oh, sorry for being sorry. 26 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,180 Can we at least still go to the lesbian ball together? 27 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:01,980 Absolutely not, I need to get out of here. 28 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:05,190 Goodbye, forever. 29 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:12,190 Pretend you saw a smoke bomb and I'm gone. 30 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:21,410 Wait, Syrah, you're wearing my jumper. 31 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:42,810 Oh man, fuck, that's my jumper too. 32 00:04:42,810 --> 00:04:44,290 You know what, keep it. 33 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:45,230 It can be your birthday present. 34 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:45,770 Yay! 35 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:55,570 I gotta get the hell out of here. 36 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,200 I'm sorry. 37 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:56,520 Fuck! 38 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:57,490 Contagious. 39 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:58,170 Goodbye forever. 40 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:08,140 Also, I'll miss you too, royal pussy. 41 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:13,750 Always bring the party. 42 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,540 I love you. 43 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,890 Flee, I believe it lasted that. 44 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:26,070 Told you the scrapbook was too much. 45 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,450 Okay, so that start was pretty shithouse. 46 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:35,020 But, welcome to... 47 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,230 It's a cool drumroll. 48 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,130 23. 49 00:05:53,980 --> 00:06:00,980 Where we see if she can finally summon her royal labrice. 50 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:03,380 I think she'll fail again. 51 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,960 Is this guy a rainbow? 52 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:11,960 For thousands of years, the Clotopian royal bloodline has been born with the ability to summon one of the most powerful weapons known to l-l-lesbian kind. 53 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,410 Labris. 54 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:27,890 Let us now turn to the ancient scriptures of Wikipedia. 55 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:32,490 This all began back on Earth. It says... 56 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:38,410 In the 1970s, the Labrise was adopted by the lesbian community as a feminist symbol, 57 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:41,680 representing strength and self-sufficiency. 58 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:47,240 The summonings happen first try for us, but you know what they say, six times the charm. 59 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,390 Try not to do that overthinking thing you do. 60 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:51,880 Wait, what do you mean by that? 61 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,950 The summoning begins! 62 00:06:55,950 --> 00:07:02,950 Lesbian, really tough, especially for us. 63 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:29,670 It is so hard to watch you struggle, but let's not have it ruin a good party. 64 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:31,270 Who wants to see us dance? 65 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:32,840 I- I wanna see us dancing! 66 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:44,500 Kiki... 67 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,220 Ever since you've disappeared... 68 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:09,730 Who else can I talk to? I'm lost. 69 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:14,630 When you left... 70 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:18,740 You took everything with you. 71 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:22,240 The absence of you is everywhere I look. 72 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:27,780 Like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. 73 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,550 But in a way I'm glad. 74 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:42,550 Pain is my only reminder that you were real. 75 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:52,810 Is he haunting me? 76 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:18,650 Just watch me, like, good. 77 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:27,090 Yeah, no, this is my room. 78 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:47,640 great aliens most powerful beings in the whole universe sisters of all their power and you 79 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:37,850 sailed to this man cave but we've had a gut full of being pushed us bloody side 80 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:47,870 i'm getting upset you don't want to sit right now oh you don't want to see us get bloody 81 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:56,390 it's not good let me guess you want to rule the world again no incorrect then what do you want 82 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:04,120 from me you this isn't about you you're just the bait what you see we can't get the hot chicks 83 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:14,200 anymore so for thousands of years we've been slaving over building this chick magnet larry 84 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:19,850 it up are you complaining when you eat these delicious fresh eggs every morning your eggs are 85 00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:26,850 shit those eggs are shit what are you gonna feed chicks when we get them anyway the chicks oh no 86 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:33,450 wait that makes a lot of sense thank you anyways long story short we ended up buying a new swedish 87 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:39,770 chick magnet online but when it arrived what did we discover the bloody battery's not included 88 00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:46,770 oh hate that yeah i do and according to the manual the battery is princess syrah of clitopolis's 89 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:57,370 royal labrese that seems really specific actually because we can't get past that dumb safety bubble 90 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:09,020 protecting gay space and that little princess is some sort of weird shut in it says she literally 91 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:16,020 never goes anywhere literally never but according to the manual there is one thing could lure her 92 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:23,930 out of gay space oh my god where are you straight white millions 93 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:45,440 Princess, you need to roil the breeze. 94 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,300 What? Why? 95 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:52,030 For super-tough-cool-doers to drown your beloved Kiki in our toxic homebrew, 96 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:57,950 you will bring it here to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe. 97 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:05,770 You actually have the... 98 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,860 Oh, yeah, totally. I've got it. 99 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,000 It's not on me right now, but I definitely have it. 100 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,080 Oh, thank God. 101 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:13,640 Great. 102 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:18,810 Bring it here in the next 24 hours and come alone or lover girl is going down. 103 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,850 Or should I say, going down. 104 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:12,710 the only deceitful tradition to everyone. 105 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:23,220 If you weren't broken, 106 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:30,220 you would have your labris. 107 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:01,370 Kiki was with her. 108 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:06,410 Sarah sucks. 109 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,150 How can you be a princess and not even like to be party? 110 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,390 Sarah still sucks. 111 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,450 I heard she's straight. 112 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,650 Ew. 113 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,750 You all need to give her a break. 114 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,280 No wonder she can't summon her labris. 115 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,120 She should come to my club. 116 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,690 I can help. 117 00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:30,210 Blade, your resident weapons expert. 118 00:15:30,210 --> 00:15:37,210 Kisses, motherfucker. 119 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:07,730 I'll be going with Kiki. 120 00:16:16,890 --> 00:16:17,670 Taking you back. 121 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:18,410 Oh my goodness. 122 00:16:18,470 --> 00:16:19,190 That is a relief. 123 00:16:19,710 --> 00:16:22,610 It's just so, so sad to be single. 124 00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:24,790 Well, we can only imagine it is. 125 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:25,650 Never done it. 126 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:26,470 Never want to. 127 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,940 Like, everyone can see it. 128 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,820 Because there's no one standing next to you. 129 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,600 And when someone's single, you just imagine them in a food court. 130 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,660 By themselves. 131 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,060 Eating alone. 132 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,640 Chatting to the cleaner. 133 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:40,950 Who doesn't even want to talk to you. 134 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,290 She's got her own life. 135 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:43,410 She's not bothered with you. 136 00:16:44,030 --> 00:16:44,970 You look sad. 137 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:45,990 Sad, sad, sad. 138 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,960 two of you on the list 139 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,060 it's me 140 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:42,400 you don't want to know how long i've been trapped down there i've seen 141 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,470 what's your name sir 142 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:46,930 um syra 143 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,720 that sounds like a girl's name 144 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,220 i am a girl 145 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,320 what girls can't be pilots 146 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,720 yeah 147 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,890 this was a mistake 148 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:04,070 take me back please here's what i'll do i'll be your temporary ship i'll drop you off at a nail 149 00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:11,070 salon and we'll go our separate ways so sahara where are you from euclutopolis yeah but like 150 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:19,380 where are you from the palace no no where are you really from well my cultural heritage is half 151 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:28,290 cletopian and half indian namaste hey um please turn around you don't understand i've never been 152 00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:39,630 Oh god, that was an awful night. 153 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,650 I hope that Shetland pony survived. 154 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,070 Oh my god, this fucking song again. 155 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:49,840 See my f***s, I'm the safety bubble 156 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:55,700 That stops all the trouble getting into ga- 157 00:19:55,700 --> 00:20:02,700 Hey daddy, I'm safety bubble, fierce protector of ga- 158 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,720 They say space is a vacuum, but nothing sucks like me. 159 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:07,480 What are you doing? 160 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,060 Let us out of here. 161 00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,820 Why the hell would you want to go out there? 162 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:11,960 It's straight. 163 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,840 Also, it's like way dangerous or whatever. 164 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,980 Or as they say in German. 165 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,590 Danger is my middle name, baby. 166 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,120 How did you even get in here? 167 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,060 You can definitely leave. 168 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:29,740 We freaking... 169 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,780 You... 170 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:32,980 No. 171 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:54,010 It's coming in here soon. 172 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,410 We need to learn out of them. 173 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,240 He's our expert speaker for today. 174 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,910 He was once successful in getting a woman's number. 175 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:30,190 Now, we don't know what happened after that. 176 00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:32,750 We called the number and the line was dead. 177 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,410 I don't know if Josh mistook it down. 178 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:36,570 No, phone companies. 179 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:41,050 Phone companies sort of going, maybe playing Tricky Business, 180 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,070 maybe doing... 181 00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:42,650 Tricky Business. 182 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,730 Maybe Tricky Business was going on. 183 00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:45,670 Tricky Business. 184 00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:48,590 Some sort of Tricky Business was going on with the phone companies. 185 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:50,040 It didn't work. 186 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,630 Obviously, phone companies playing Tricky Business. 187 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,350 Still, it's an achievement. 188 00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,890 And now Josh is going to come and he's going to tell everyone here 189 00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:03,260 what you know about talking to chicks. 190 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,560 All right, gents, boys, thanks for having me. 191 00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:09,350 Show of hands, who wants to meet a chick? 192 00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:09,830 Me. 193 00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:14,430 Hands up if you don't know the process of how to go about that. 194 00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:17,310 Who wants to walk out of here today with chicks in hand? 195 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:17,710 Yeah. 196 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:21,920 Take note, boys, all right? 197 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,470 It's like you're listening and then interject over the top of it. 198 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,550 That gets the chicks ticking. 199 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,600 Don't let them get a word in edgeways with me. 200 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,520 Don't let them get a word in edgeways. 201 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:37,700 Let them know how much Reddit karma you have as well. 202 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:40,180 I have a lot of opinions on Marvel movies. 203 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,740 Would they be interested in them? 204 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,440 They'll love that. 205 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,740 Okay, firstly, if you want a chick to like you, 206 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,760 you need to connect with them, 207 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:51,180 ask questions, and listen. 208 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,160 No matter how boring the answers are. 209 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:57,730 And secondly, let me go now, and no one will get hurt. 210 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,320 But if you don't, when I get myself loose, 211 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:08,030 I will kill every single one of you. 212 00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:12,610 What did she say? 213 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,370 Please take me back. This was a mistake. 214 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,870 What? Aren't you excited to get your nails done? 215 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,200 I don't want to get my nails done. I have to keep them short anyway. 216 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:29,100 Oh, God. Well, where can I drop you then? Pilates? Supermarket? 217 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,590 Why did you even board me if you don't want to go anywhere? 218 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:34,660 Well, I thought... 219 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:38,930 Come on. You can't stay with me, and I'm not taking you back, so pick somewhere. 220 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:39,800 Chup, chup. 221 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,380 S-Club? 222 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,720 I can't hear you. 223 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,900 Do you know where S-Club 17 is? 224 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,000 The party hub! 225 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,200 Now you're talking! 226 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:55,120 I can't remember how to get there, though. 227 00:23:57,730 --> 00:24:00,520 What a good feeling about this way. 228 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,590 Such a strong feeling about this way. 229 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:08,930 Don't even think about it. 230 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,330 Takes you to S-Club 17, hmm? 231 00:24:13,570 --> 00:24:15,930 I need to find a way to summon my royal libris. 232 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:16,970 Oh, yeah. 233 00:24:17,310 --> 00:24:18,090 Say no more. 234 00:24:18,310 --> 00:24:19,850 I know that part of the vagina. 235 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:24,510 And then I need to go to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe. 236 00:24:25,410 --> 00:24:27,280 What? Are you mental? 237 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,680 I don't think people say that anymore. 238 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:33,370 I'll take you to S Club 17, but no further. 239 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:34,690 But my girlfriend is there. 240 00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:37,350 What the fuck is your friend doing there? 241 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,870 She's in trouble. And she's my girlfriend. 242 00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:41,950 Yeah, like a girl who's a friend. 243 00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:45,900 Like my partner. I'm literally from Glitopolis. 244 00:24:46,530 --> 00:24:46,770 Oh. 245 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:50,700 She used to be my girlfriend, at least. 246 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,840 Wait, so she's your ex? 247 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,660 Well, technically, yes, but maybe if I can save her... 248 00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,540 Oh, God, this is pathetic. 249 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,480 Leaving everything I know 250 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:18,700 I would go to the edge of space for you 251 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:25,700 Just to hear you say you're so scared of being alone 252 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,980 Don't want to end up on my own 253 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:31,080 Live my whole life on a throne 254 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,360 Now head into the great unknown 255 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,460 I do it! 256 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:52,240 Leaving everything I... 257 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:58,180 Don't say that anymore! 258 00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:04,830 There's moon crystals 259 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:55,880 we don't have anyone capable brave or strong enough to find them yeah sorry sweet sweet freedom 260 00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:10,670 only to get stuck somewhere else shitty i went you right well just sitting here isn't going to help 261 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:29,910 how bad could it it's gone oh if you'd have been here two years ago it's just me i'm gonna go over 262 00:27:54,470 --> 00:28:01,470 This way there's nothing here found a hole make a friend lost a friend 263 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:38,610 Going to hurt you. I thought you could hear me singing that moon crystal song. Listen I crashed my ship 264 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:27,260 And I need this moon crystal my girlfriends well technically ex-girlfriends 265 00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:34,900 Life depends on it. My goodness. You've got a lot on your plate. Just sorry for scaring you. Oh, sorry. Why are you sorry? 266 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:40,110 Apologies. 267 00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:49,790 I'm so glad you're here. 268 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,570 I came to this moon to write my solo album, 269 00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:56,930 but I fell down a hole. 270 00:29:56,930 --> 00:29:59,170 I fell down a hole, too. 271 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,900 Oh, so much in common. 272 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,210 I'm Willow. 273 00:30:04,210 --> 00:30:06,860 I'm Princess Zyra. 274 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:09,480 I'm Cuitopolis. 275 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,820 Well, a princess. 276 00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,860 Also, I hear that place is famously hard to find. 277 00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:18,100 It's actually not, if you know what you're doing. 278 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:21,100 Well, maybe you could show me the way sometime? 279 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:27,590 I mean, if we can ever figure out how to get out of here. 280 00:30:27,590 --> 00:30:32,720 Let me tell you, I've been down here a while and there's no obvious way out. 281 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:39,720 i'm not sure if this will help but what if we use that i did not see that i should know what that is 282 00:30:53,120 --> 00:31:00,120 weird it wasn't here before you broke the crystal great so this is my fault okay look these things 283 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:15,400 happen yeah let me help you why is everything always so hard love it i think a reject like me 284 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:27,690 could do anything targeting you really grateful for that you're like annoyingly positive maybe 285 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:45,620 it's responding to me being negative about myself it's on bad just say something positive about 286 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:19,320 myself right great idea um no you don't know sarah in chains today i have the voice of an angel my 287 00:32:45,150 --> 00:32:49,210 My eyebrows look great. I'm awesome at guitar. My public speaking has never been better. 288 00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:56,490 I'm ambitious and I'm brave. And if I was a Pokemon, I'd be a... 289 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:14,500 So just remember, when your permanent is tapped, you can't tap back again until it's been untapped. 290 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:21,080 And only when your turn begins, when your turn begins, then you can untap your tapped cards so they can be used again. Do you understand? 291 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:29,430 Oh, and there are different phases, each with their own set of rules. So the beginning phase rules... 292 00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:33,940 Please, it's not going to make you stop. 293 00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:38,620 I really am going to get myself loose any minute now. 294 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,760 Now, about the beginning fight. 295 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:51,980 So you need this LaPrize thing to save Kiki, 296 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,700 and your only hope is that this Blade person 297 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:56,740 that you found on the future net and know nothing about 298 00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:57,600 will be able to help? 299 00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:03,200 I know, it's such a... 300 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,060 Is it though? 301 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:08,810 Be careful. 302 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,600 Go straight, go straight. 303 00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:11,690 Typical. 304 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,430 I'll have you know I'm actually bisexual. 305 00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:16,770 A bisexual's really a thing. 306 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,030 Where did you find this thing? 307 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:20,280 The 21st century? 308 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,480 Yeah, that is where I'm from. 309 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:28,580 Hey, thanks for saving me back there. 310 00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:31,970 Oh no, thank you. That was a thrill. 311 00:35:31,970 --> 00:35:34,790 Besides, I might not have found that ladder without you. 312 00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:36,840 I'm not super observant. 313 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,430 Or book smart. 314 00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:40,030 Or street smart. 315 00:35:40,030 --> 00:35:41,460 Oh, I'm sorry. 316 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:44,130 Why? It's not a bad thing. 317 00:35:44,130 --> 00:35:45,840 I'm just smart in other ways. 318 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,750 Like, I'm super creative. 319 00:35:47,750 --> 00:35:49,540 That's right, you're a songwriter? 320 00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:51,110 Trying to be. 321 00:35:51,110 --> 00:35:52,670 You see... 322 00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:55,570 Oh, oh, oh, you better not sing. 323 00:35:55,570 --> 00:36:02,570 gay pop and sing pop for dancing non-stop 324 00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:35,230 somehow to me dream to write it song the song right 325 00:36:57,790 --> 00:37:01,290 fuck my life 326 00:37:01,990 --> 00:37:08,990 used to let me play my own songs they said they were too indie 327 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:13,640 now i finally get to figure out my own music separate from the group 328 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,680 i thought i'd be able to write songs on the moon but let me tell you 329 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,890 there was not a lot to write about but i'm hoping hanging with you will 330 00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:28,890 inspire some songs i mean an intergalactic space quest to save your ex oh wow i'm actually really 331 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:38,920 boring i don't think you are i think she is she really is look i love the emo vibe but you must 332 00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:52,550 have something positive to say about yourself right something you're good at bad magic that's 333 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,050 That's so cool! I'd love to see a trick. 334 00:38:02,050 --> 00:38:03,830 No, you wouldn't. 335 00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:06,030 Uh, yeah, I would. 336 00:38:06,030 --> 00:38:07,030 Pick a card. 337 00:38:07,030 --> 00:38:14,030 Okay, so we're going to use your card, the Ace of Hearts, and put it in the middle of the deck. 338 00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:18,470 Because it's one of the only cards that acts like a helium balloon. 339 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:22,480 If I push it the whole way in, like this, and snap my fingers. 340 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,620 Did you see it come back to the top? 341 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:27,570 We'll do it again. We'll take it. 342 00:38:27,570 --> 00:38:30,180 We'll put it in the middle like that. 343 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:34,460 If I don't snap my fingers, the card doesn't come to the top. 344 00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:38,260 But if I either snap or cover it just for a second. 345 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,800 Did you see it come back to the... 346 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,220 Oh my god! 347 00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:43,310 I'll try this one more time. 348 00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:44,930 I'll take it, just like this. 349 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,540 In fact, I might use your hand for this. 350 00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:51,440 You can press it the whole way in, into the middle. 351 00:38:51,910 --> 00:38:53,770 Here we go. 352 00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:58,000 Really good. 353 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:08,960 Has anyone ever stayed for a whole trick before? 354 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,760 Well, they're missing out. 355 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:18,760 I just think about the sex scene in blue is the warmest color. 356 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,740 And so did you. 357 00:39:53,600 --> 00:40:00,600 go look at your lapras will be you mean we to go in there not looking like this we won't 358 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:13,460 oh i'm good with what i've got on come on kiki gave this to me seriously great about this kiki 359 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:28,890 she's just like really fucking hot wait is that seriously it it's just there's only one 360 00:41:38,890 --> 00:41:40,890 Kiku the Destroyer. 361 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:43,480 No one ever gave me a chance. 362 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,930 She did. 363 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:50,120 And being with her was like getting the keys to this better life. 364 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,730 Without her, I'm... 365 00:41:53,730 --> 00:42:00,730 You know, that's kind of how I felt after I left the group. 366 00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:06,790 But you know what made me feel better? 367 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:10,670 Don't you make you fucking hot too? 368 00:42:10,670 --> 00:42:12,670 Not that you aren't already, I mean that came out wrong. 369 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,740 Oh, wow. 370 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:42,050 I took off the jumper. 371 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:11,010 Okay, I'll beam you over now. 372 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,780 Do you remember how to get back? 373 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,600 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 374 00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:15,840 You sound unsure. 375 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,160 Okay, let me explain again. 376 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,220 Thanks so much, but I think we got it. 377 00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:22,280 The first three times you told us. 378 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:26,290 Oh, you say that now, but it can be pretty easy to get confused and mixed up, 379 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:31,790 especially if you're a lady or whatever you are and, you know, not used to tech stuff. 380 00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:34,010 Honestly, I reckon we got this. 381 00:43:34,010 --> 00:43:34,810 Just one more time. 382 00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:36,170 To do. 383 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,290 The remote beam tracker. 384 00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,150 And press the big button. 385 00:43:41,710 --> 00:43:43,280 Oh, fuck my life. 386 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:41,090 So stupid. 387 00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:04,640 Doesn't want to help. 388 00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,540 Will always be broken. 389 00:45:09,990 --> 00:45:11,530 You should just give up. 390 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,810 Do this. 391 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:31,490 To love. 392 00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:38,870 I listen a lot when he's talking to me about his video game. 393 00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:41,410 I don't even, I don't know what's going on in there. 394 00:46:41,470 --> 00:46:42,930 But he seems really excited. 395 00:46:43,350 --> 00:46:46,220 So, he's telling me about AK-47. 396 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,380 I don't know what that is. 397 00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:49,350 But, it makes him happy. 398 00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:51,330 And I'm really good at shoplifting. 399 00:46:52,970 --> 00:46:59,340 It sounds like this Ryan doesn't appreciate how great you are. 400 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:09,920 I'm wild if I go, I won't remember any of this in the morning and we'll never see each other ever again. 401 00:47:36,650 --> 00:47:43,300 Princess Zyra from... 402 00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:06,400 I know who you are. 403 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,650 Cool, yeah, yeah. 404 00:48:08,850 --> 00:48:13,630 Well, yeah, I saw on the future net that you might be able to help me summon my royal labris. 405 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:20,280 You think you can just come into my club, march into the VIP area, 406 00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:25,740 Make me come down from my throne and expect to just help you summon your labrisse? 407 00:48:26,210 --> 00:48:29,170 If that's what you think, you would be... 408 00:48:29,170 --> 00:48:30,370 Absolutely right! 409 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:36,700 I'm so excited you're here, Princess Sarah. 410 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,820 It would be my honor to help you out, darling. 411 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,960 Oh, oh my god, really? 412 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,120 Thank you. 413 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,560 Get up, you little sweaty bitch. 414 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,180 You know, we're actually not so different, Princess Sarah. 415 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:53,070 Really? 416 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,690 I mean, my parents aren't queens already. 417 00:48:55,790 --> 00:49:02,790 they are renowned psychologists and oh girl when people talk shit about me i tried for the longest 418 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:13,080 time to fit in and be the psychological professional my parents wished for but i realized 419 00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:20,650 if there's no room for you to be yourself fuck it go and make it yourself girl i finally followed 420 00:49:21,740 --> 00:49:23,040 My real passion. 421 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:23,860 Drag? 422 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:24,900 Weapons. 423 00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:29,150 They love the drag, but the weapons, they said. 424 00:49:29,390 --> 00:49:31,470 Blade, your behavior is very concerning. 425 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:37,010 But like, don't call your kid Blade and expect them not to be into blades, right? 426 00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:40,740 Speaking of blades, you're Labrise. 427 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,670 I'll tell you what's causing you trouble. 428 00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:48,260 As with all metaphysical weapons, the key to unlocking your Labrise is a mental one. 429 00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:49,840 The wiring is all there. 430 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,540 You just need to make the right connections. 431 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,600 So, I'm not broken? 432 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:56,480 Not at all. 433 00:49:56,890 --> 00:50:00,270 And luckily, I happen to know a thing or two about psychology. 434 00:50:00,810 --> 00:50:03,460 Now, let mama help you find your labrace. 435 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:04,300 You ready? 436 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:05,750 Mm-hmm. 437 00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:06,650 Okay. 438 00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:08,520 Close your eyes. 439 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,960 This is safe, right? 440 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,470 Of course. 441 00:50:14,950 --> 00:50:16,470 You'll be meditating. 442 00:50:17,470 --> 00:50:24,470 I want you to take a deep breath in and out. 443 00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:38,240 now babes it might feel like you're not in control of your own mind but your subconscious is actually 444 00:50:48,090 --> 00:50:54,140 trying to protect you in a roundabout kind of way in a saboteur all that shit but it's only as 445 00:50:54,140 --> 00:51:01,140 powerful as you let it be now look around at your surroundings what do you notice reach out and 446 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:11,400 touch the door feel the handle feel its smoothness remember you're the boss breathe in and out 447 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:24,840 That's your own pace, hold the handle firmly, and pull. 448 00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:36,710 Ditch to you because you do a magic show now. 449 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,420 Sorry, Rob, we're going to be late for our own burlesque show. 450 00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:14,680 Much cooler than magic. 451 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,140 You should do burlesque instead. 452 00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:21,940 For after school. 453 00:53:38,830 --> 00:53:41,650 Didn't we do wrong? 454 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,550 Waste. 455 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,690 Christen this beautiful blade. 456 00:57:25,390 --> 00:57:30,990 What weapon you do? 457 00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:58,830 Biatch, welcome back. 458 00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:09,320 Is she okay? 459 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:10,420 Is she awake? 460 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,840 Yes, she's okay. 461 00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:13,760 You can start freaking out now. 462 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,060 I wasn't freaking out. 463 00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:16,760 You were? I don't care. 464 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,080 I beamed us back here after you decapitated that blade lady. 465 00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:22,930 Such a badass. 466 00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:26,250 Wait, where's my... 467 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:29,250 Hey, hey, shh. It's okay. It's okay. 468 00:58:29,950 --> 00:58:30,470 It's here. 469 00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:34,490 No, where's my labriss? 470 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,630 Oh, that. 471 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,260 Yeah, that's here too. 472 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:45,050 I really was pretty badass back there. 473 00:58:45,820 --> 00:58:48,340 Yeah, I have a huge crush on you. 474 00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:50,690 Did I say that? 475 00:58:52,260 --> 00:58:52,640 Yes. 476 00:58:53,290 --> 00:58:54,370 It's just... 477 00:58:54,370 --> 00:58:56,610 Oh no no, no no no no I got you! 478 00:58:56,610 --> 00:59:03,610 Oh Saira, I had a crush on you. Oh Saira, crush it's true. It's on you. Crush is on you. Specifically you, Saira. 479 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:22,750 Song was about you. I got that. Been there this whole time? Yep, it's been in front of you all along. 480 00:59:35,260 --> 00:59:41,700 We're not talking about the button are we? No I'm talking about the button I saw it ages ago. Oh. 481 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:47,680 How can you even have sex? 482 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,170 Now that he's gone... 483 00:59:51,170 --> 00:59:55,240 Osiris rush on you. 484 00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:59,620 Osiris it's true. 485 00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:03,010 It's on you. 486 01:00:05,010 --> 01:00:07,180 My crush is on you. 487 01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:10,830 Specifically you, Zyra. 488 01:00:15,170 --> 01:00:15,750 Approximately. 489 01:00:22,430 --> 01:00:24,150 I'm about toxic homebrew. 490 01:00:24,790 --> 01:00:28,190 Hello there, lady at bar. 491 01:00:29,110 --> 01:00:29,470 Hello. 492 01:00:29,870 --> 01:00:35,770 Um, well, I like your dress. 493 01:00:36,030 --> 01:00:36,590 Thank you. 494 01:00:36,590 --> 01:00:40,190 I wore a nice shirt to this bar. 495 01:00:40,780 --> 01:00:41,640 It's making me horny. 496 01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:45,700 Um, perchance. 497 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,090 Drink, drink, ask her about a drink 498 01:00:48,090 --> 01:00:49,530 I'm thirsty 499 01:00:49,530 --> 01:00:51,400 Oh, are you thirsty? 500 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:52,760 Yeah 501 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,050 She gave you the leading, just go for it, man, just go for it 502 01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:57,190 Just be yourself, bro 503 01:00:57,190 --> 01:01:02,240 Can I, um, get you with my money a drink for you? 504 01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:04,090 Oh, yes, please 505 01:01:04,090 --> 01:01:05,350 Close the deal 506 01:01:05,350 --> 01:01:09,700 Now that I have purchased you a drink, you owe me sex? 507 01:01:09,980 --> 01:01:10,240 Yes 508 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:11,100 Yes, correct 509 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:18,030 Be so mean, this is a safe space 510 01:01:18,030 --> 01:01:18,910 What's so funny? 511 01:01:19,230 --> 01:01:23,010 It's just, like, I don't get why this is so hard for you. 512 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,370 Oh, wow. 513 01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:25,690 So predictable. 514 01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:28,470 From the lady of colour who's a lesbian. 515 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,350 I'm really shocked, lesbian of colour. 516 01:01:31,990 --> 01:01:34,620 The whole universe is built around you, lesbian of colour. 517 01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:38,460 Here's something that I guarantee you did not know. 518 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:45,460 Did you know that crash test dummies are built around the average size and proportions of a woman? 519 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,940 When you get into a crash... 520 01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:49,340 And look at this phone. 521 01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:51,020 They make these for chicks. 522 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,620 How am I supposed to use this tiny phone with my huge hands? 523 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:57,860 It's a tiny fucking lesbian phone. 524 01:01:58,460 --> 01:02:00,440 Fuck you, lesbian phone. 525 01:02:00,970 --> 01:02:02,140 We got to be confident. 526 01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:04,520 We got to be too, but not too confident. 527 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:05,700 Don't be too confident. 528 01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:07,370 We got to be beautiful. 529 01:02:07,510 --> 01:02:08,310 Not too beautiful. 530 01:02:09,070 --> 01:02:09,810 Can't be too beautiful. 531 01:02:10,390 --> 01:02:11,190 Can't look too good. 532 01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:12,940 You got to have nice shoes. 533 01:02:13,540 --> 01:02:18,360 Everything you do, everything you do, I got to do backwards in flat shoes. 534 01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:19,400 Do you understand? 535 01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:22,280 You've got the support of heels. 536 01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,700 I just, it is hard for us too. 537 01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,300 And I just think sometimes... 538 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:26,820 Oh, no. 539 01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:31,140 Oh, no, no, he does this. 540 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,930 He's just upset. 541 01:02:34,190 --> 01:02:37,380 I'm not going to use. 542 01:02:39,900 --> 01:02:41,660 You should just stop complaining. 543 01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:43,260 Screw this. 544 01:02:43,770 --> 01:02:44,970 My life is hard too. 545 01:02:45,420 --> 01:02:45,960 That's it. 546 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,460 I'm really doing it this time. 547 01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:48,970 I'm getting myself loose. 548 01:02:49,350 --> 01:02:56,350 I think it's time you realize who has the pet here. 549 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:19,580 To be or not to be. 550 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:30,160 I said kill the lesbian, not the thespian. 551 01:03:38,950 --> 01:03:39,730 What the heck, bro? 552 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:43,190 You can hear they sound the same. 553 01:03:43,630 --> 01:03:44,450 I understand. 554 01:03:44,870 --> 01:03:48,470 I mean, I know this isn't my argument, but I'm pretty sure you said thespian. 555 01:03:48,710 --> 01:03:49,910 I don't think I did. 556 01:03:50,170 --> 01:03:54,170 When I say kill the lesbian, I'm talking about quite specifically her. 557 01:03:54,270 --> 01:03:55,390 And you know that. 558 01:03:55,580 --> 01:03:56,140 You do this. 559 01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:57,540 You team up and you pick on me. 560 01:03:57,540 --> 01:03:57,860 You said thespian. 561 01:03:58,060 --> 01:03:59,720 Fucking, I swear to God, I didn't. 562 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,410 And if I did, I apologise. 563 01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:02,810 Now who's the lesbian, hey? 564 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:03,290 What? 565 01:04:03,370 --> 01:04:03,670 No. 566 01:04:03,930 --> 01:04:05,310 No, no, no, no, no. 567 01:04:05,310 --> 01:04:07,190 Do you know what a lesbian? 568 01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:08,510 Do you know what a lesbian is? 569 01:04:08,510 --> 01:04:08,850 Yes. 570 01:04:09,110 --> 01:04:09,410 What? 571 01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:11,510 They get on stage. 572 01:04:11,810 --> 01:04:12,870 No, that's a thespian. 573 01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:16,730 And date someone of the same sex. 574 01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,320 That's a lesbian thespian. 575 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:19,820 That's a lesbian. 576 01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:21,780 No, it's a lesbian thespian. 577 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,820 Just kill the lesbian. 578 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:27,240 Every lesbian in the L word was also a thespian. 579 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,280 Yes, that's fair. 580 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,440 You cannot argue with that. 581 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,500 No, and I never would. 582 01:04:30,500 --> 01:04:35,220 Either way, we're getting off topic, and I would like to kill the lesbian. 583 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,040 We already killed her. 584 01:04:37,220 --> 01:04:38,760 No, we killed the thespian. 585 01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:40,790 You killed the thespian. 586 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:42,410 Yes, and that's what you wanted. 587 01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:43,990 I thought you said thespian. 588 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,480 No, shut up. 589 01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:48,540 I'm talking now. 590 01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:54,850 Now, kill the les- 591 01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:55,780 B- 592 01:04:55,780 --> 01:04:58,230 F*** me. 593 01:05:03,590 --> 01:05:05,690 Much space. 594 01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:12,860 I'm not going to give you the labrice for nothing. 595 01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:26,230 You really want to invite a lesbian with one of the most powerful weapons in the universe to your cave 596 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,920 and then tell them you've just killed the person they love. 597 01:05:30,970 --> 01:05:37,970 well if she loves you so much what is taking her so long just let me talk to her i promise 598 01:05:40,130 --> 01:05:47,130 i can get her here but you better hope she's close by this new partner what i didn't mean 599 01:06:21,690 --> 01:06:28,690 that i'm sorry are you serious sorry they're no one oh sorry no sara i'm sorry i can see now i 600 01:06:41,150 --> 01:06:48,150 screwed things up i never appreciated you but sara you're the only one who can bring your royal 601 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:58,400 labrice and save me now now i've lost you it's not true i'll come of course i'll come willow i'm 602 01:07:24,620 --> 01:07:31,620 sorry it's okay if kiki means this much to you open this relationship up no willow i think maybe 603 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:43,800 you and i should just be friends your friend zoning me i hid the body for you whatever i figured 604 01:07:51,690 --> 01:07:54,590 But they'll never figure out who it belongs to without the buddy. 605 01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:55,390 Um. 606 01:07:55,750 --> 01:07:59,080 You don't even like murder. 607 01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:01,960 How did you like me? 608 01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:04,690 I do really like you. 609 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:08,900 I think you're the first proper friend I've ever had. 610 01:08:09,690 --> 01:08:11,070 I got a bit caught up in that. 611 01:08:12,190 --> 01:08:13,550 Now I've missed an help. 612 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:18,060 Need some time. 613 01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:20,490 I'm taking this. 614 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:23,120 You owe me that at least. 615 01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:23,740 It's yours. 616 01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:25,310 You cry. 617 01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:29,880 I definitely have some inspiration for my album now. 618 01:08:30,330 --> 01:08:31,230 I'm sorry. 619 01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,450 I really hope we can be friends. 620 01:08:39,980 --> 01:08:40,560 Fuck you, Sarah. 621 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:56,750 She took me up shit, but we fell. 622 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:17,660 She saved Kiki. 623 01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:22,100 No, she saved. 624 01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:29,670 She's tried. 625 01:09:49,950 --> 01:09:51,680 Hey, dump you two. 626 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:54,730 I kind of dumped them. 627 01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:55,830 Why would you do that? 628 01:09:55,980 --> 01:09:59,520 I seem to genuinely like your boring personality and magic tricks. 629 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:03,040 Because I've got to save Kiki. 630 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:05,720 Don't want to do that. 631 01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,080 I might just abandon her. 632 01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:11,320 Listen, I know you didn't want to come this far, but she needs me. 633 01:10:11,950 --> 01:10:14,910 Is it okay if I drive us to the worst, most dangerous place in the universe? 634 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:26,170 No pilots ever asked me if I'm okay with something before. 635 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:34,320 Seriously, they were in... 636 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,060 Wanna stick with me? 637 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:45,040 I mean, we've come to... 638 01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:17,170 What this is, coffee bullshit, slogan, things like... 639 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:32,720 Oh yes, that shitty little cafe has the world's best coming. 640 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,750 Chip? 641 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:35,730 What? 642 01:11:35,970 --> 01:11:42,970 You should take us back. 643 01:12:15,060 --> 01:12:19,210 Boring, miserable princess you were when you hopped aboard my generous wit. 644 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:26,800 guidance you into the strong lady warrior sitting here right now i know what to do driving now 645 01:12:45,930 --> 01:12:52,930 king i trust good stupid thanks for being an ally back there 646 01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:24,670 i missed that you shouldn't have killed the thespians they were putting on plays and stuff 647 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:51,800 why'd you tell him to kill the thespians i said i remember specifically i didn't 648 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:58,960 they did my favorite one-man show of book of mormons yeah now let kiki go for you if you ask me 649 01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:22,460 take her get her out of here you saved me i thought i was gonna die you know if we hurry 650 01:15:44,930 --> 01:15:51,930 we could still go to the lesbian ball together i think so i came all this way for you 651 01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:05,700 yeah you kind of got me into this mess but you said that maybe if i was different listen i'm so 652 01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:16,300 grateful you saved me i'm genuinely impressed you made it here i don't owe you anything 653 01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:25,660 nothing's changed but i have again with the crying look i really don't want to be mean 654 01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:36,790 but it never really made sense that i was with you in the first place 655 01:17:19,790 --> 01:17:26,790 couldn't ignore me for one you haven't changed at all get into your thick head 656 01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:41,280 you're not good without her you're nothing true yes it is mums don't like you you disappoint 657 01:17:58,670 --> 01:18:05,670 everyone it is are you just bad parents maybe kiki is actually a narcissistic asshole sir i'm not 658 01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:22,780 always the problem yes you are you're a boring little wimp and you know it shut the fuck up 659 01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:37,010 no out how you want them to if it never get hot loses forever seriously why you want it 660 01:20:13,020 --> 01:20:20,020 we don't exactly have chicks knocking down our door no i'll leave my door open and they still 661 01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:29,890 don't come through yeah but all the chick magnets in the world won't help you i went through all of 662 01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:39,740 this and why because i wanted kiki to love me but now i see my biggest problem is that i didn't even 663 01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:51,970 love myself. We deserve to love ourselves without a chick magnet or a hot as fuck girlfriend. 664 01:20:56,340 --> 01:21:03,340 No, you're full of shit. Get her boys! Had a random thought. All the chick magnets in the world won't 665 01:21:43,270 --> 01:21:50,270 help us. We went through all of this and why? Because we wanted chicks to love us? But now I 666 01:21:53,620 --> 01:22:00,620 see our biggest problem is that we don't even love ourselves we deserve to love ourselves without a 667 01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:11,350 chick magnet or a hot as fuck girlfriend that was beautiful bro i'm proud of you man you're so smart 668 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:25,080 thank you god you all deserve one another shame you can't just date each other i mean we would 669 01:22:31,860 --> 01:22:38,860 have the best time like all the time yeah and uh well i guess they do say you should date your 670 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:46,690 best friends yeah yeah they do say don't you i know i hear i hear sexuality's a bit of a spectrum 671 01:22:46,690 --> 01:22:53,690 it is it's a whole it's a whole spectrum so you know yeah yeah um you would have the best time 672 01:22:55,810 --> 01:23:02,810 Uh, oh, oh, um, um, oh, uh, oh, yeah, just, uh, Larry, can you, yeah, just, come over here for a second, yeah, just a little, oh, yeah, can I just have a soft one, oh, oh, give you the, the rough stuff with me, yeah, come here, you, I told you, what are you doing, mind if I, bum a lift, just don't think that would really make sense, 673 01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:56,720 Oh, come on. Are you seriously mad at me? 674 01:23:57,060 --> 01:23:57,360 Yeah. 675 01:23:58,300 --> 01:23:58,520 Fair. 676 01:24:01,030 --> 01:24:01,750 You're looking better. 677 01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:04,850 Yeah. It was mostly just cum. 678 01:24:19,660 --> 01:24:24,160 You too now, Sasha. 679 01:24:24,550 --> 01:24:25,610 Back to Clotopolis. 680 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:26,480 No! 681 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:30,570 Also, just as a heads up, it's Sai-ra. 682 01:24:31,490 --> 01:24:34,890 Oh my god. Have I been saying it wrong the whole time? 683 01:24:35,220 --> 01:24:39,980 That is so embarrassing. I am so sorry, Sai-ra. 684 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:40,940 Sai-ra. 685 01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:42,680 That's what I'm saying. 686 01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:43,040 No. 687 01:24:43,470 --> 01:24:45,330 Listen to what I'm saying. 688 01:24:45,710 --> 01:24:48,860 Seriously 52434

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