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Score is tied, 14-14. We're in
the closing seconds of the ball game.
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And, Paul, they came
into this ball game, Miami did,
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knowing they'd have to
get a victory,
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in order to get into
the playoffs with a wild-card berth.
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Well, here we go again, Lindsey.
We've watched Miami the last three weeks,
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they've won the ball game
in the last play of the game.
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And here they are again. They'll cause
you cardiac arrest watching 'em.
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They've got to get a score
from 40 yards away. It's 14 to 14.
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Of course, this could
go into sudden death.
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The kind of team Miami is,
they'll give it their best shot right now.
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They've been an unpredictable
football team,
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and here they come now,
out of the huddle and up to the line.
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And seconds are ticking off.
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Hose Manning, the quarterback,
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he's calling starting signals,
now waiting for the snap.
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Taken by Manning.
Handing it off to Billy Clyde Puckett.
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He's going to the right side.
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And here's the ball in the air!
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In the end zone for a touchdown!
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It's unbelievable,
Lindsey. Billy Clyde Puckett,
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he has never thrown
the ball that much.
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He's only thrown three or four passes
in 13 years of pro football.
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This place is a bedlam.
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Fans are trying to get out
of the stands and get onto the field
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and they're breaking loose
and coming out there.
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Of course, they have
a conversion attempt coming,
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but they're gonna have
some trouble getting order restored
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- in order to try the extra point.
- They'll never get it off.
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I think you're right. But in any case,
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Miami is in the playoffs
as the wild card.
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- They'll playing Green Bay next week.
- Unreal.
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All right!
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Don't you think we ought
to have a little invocation,
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say a prayer to thank the Lord
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for getting us into the playoffs?
I think this would be...
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Showers!
Tutti frutti coaches!
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In the shower!
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Hey, all right, huh?
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I thought I told you
to buy the domestic.
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Yes, sir, Mr. Bookman.
That's what I did. I...
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I changed the labels is all.
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- That's good thinkin', Hooper.
- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
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Anything left over,
you can keep.
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Hell of a pass, Billy Clyde!
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I thought so.
Supposed to run the ball.
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- Legs were tired...
- Nice pass, BC.
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- Thank you, Jerry.
- Sylvia?
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- Monica. Goin' after the bottoms tonight.
- Monica?
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- Shoot my way right through them.
- Monica?
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It was a slow-motion
dream sequence.
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Everything was
semi-frozen in time,
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movin' like surreal dancers
in some cosmic fantasy.
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It was like there was
time in that moment
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to look at everything...
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There was time to experience
every detail in a tapestry.
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- It was...
- Are we gonna get laid tonight?
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Probably.
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Hey, that's not fair, man!
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Hey, motherf...
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How does it feel, after your first year
in American football,
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getting into the playoffs?
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
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Tell me about it.
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Hey, homeboy!
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- Homeboy?
- Hey, wait till I can get up, man.
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Fellas, I'm sure you're all happy
that we made it to the playoffs.
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Don't you wanna pray with me?
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My leg, man, my leg.
You got my leg hurting, man.
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Hey, hey. My blood's stopped
circulating, man.
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Boy, if I don't miss my guess,
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you're getting darker
every time you catch the ball.
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In fact, you look darker
now then you did
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before you started the game.
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It's true. I'm gettin' this urge
to tap-dance and play the saxophone.
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Yeah.
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Okay, guys. I give.
You got me.
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What can I say?
Aw, come on, now.
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Okay, now look, you guys
are making me mad now!
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There she is.
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You know that somebody
gave this to me in Africa?
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She's jerking them
right out of their shoes.
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Where'd you get this?
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I got this at Neiman's
a couple years ago.
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It cost about $3,000.
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I mean,
I spend all my money in the US.
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You know, I won't give those Africans
any of my money.
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You have any proof
that you took it out?
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It has no label in it,
that's why I'm asking.
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- It doesn't have a label?
- No. There's nothing in it.
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Oh, that's very peculiar.
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Usually Neiman's
has a big, you know, label there.
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Yeah, usually do, yeah.
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Well, I, I don't know.
It must have come off at the cleaners.
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Please contact the nearest
uniformed officers.
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Shitheads!
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh! Hi there.
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- Hi there.
- That pisses me off!
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I am telling you,
America is the only country in the world
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that just treats its citizens
like they were crooks.
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Oh, they make me so fuckin' mad.
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You make yourself mad.
It's got nothing to do with them.
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- What is that on your face?
- It's hair.
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I think it's real cute.
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- Don't you think it's cute?
- I love it.
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Oh, excuse me, Bud McNair.
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Oh, I met Bud on the plane.
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I told him we'd give him a ride into town.
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Well, these are what
I've been tellin' you about.
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Your best friends.
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Says a lot about me.
Doesn't it?
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This here's Billy Clyde Puckett
and Shake Tiller.
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- How do you do?
- How do you do?
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- How do you do?
- Pleased to meet you.
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I'll have to confess, Billy Clyde,
I was hesitant at first.
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We've never published any sports books.
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Nobel Prize winners
are more our line.
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Had six of them, you know.
We're an old house.
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I guess you can say distinguished.
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Great-grandfather started the firm
right after the Civil War
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with the help of
Oliver Wendell Holmes.
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Who'd he play for?
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- Boston.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yes. But Barbara Jane convinced me
a book by you would be different.
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A look at football no one's ever seen.
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You know, the truth.
I mean, nobody's told the truth about it.
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But no sensationalism.
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Nothing that cheap. I mean,
we're not that kind of house.
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We want the real truth, Billy Clyde,
like what drugs the players take,
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how games are really fixed,
the influence of the mafia.
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You mean the real, real truth.
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Exactly.
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Now, we know that there are
gay football players,
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but who do they like to do it with?
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And are there more homosexuals
on the offense or on the defense?
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- Defense.
- Really?
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You're allowed to use
your hands on defense.
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It gives you a better chance
to grope somebody.
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This is exactly what
we're looking for.
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You were right about him,
Barbara Jane.
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I know.
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How about spooks and spics?
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Oh, no. No. I...
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I think the reading public's
bored with that by now.
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Orgies?
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Within the bounds of good taste.
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What kind of orgies?
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What kind of orgies do you want?
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We got your post game orgies,
your pregame orgies.
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You mean before a game?
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Sure. That's how we get so loose.
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How do you think we beat Baltimore
the other night?
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Nothing like an orgy
to loosen you up.
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Now you take old Shake there,
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he's just about all orgied out.
Aren't you, Shake?
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- No question about it.
- No question about it.
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And Barbara Jane,
she just loves them.
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- You shut up.
- She never missed one yet.
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What about your fish costume?
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Okay, fellas. Okay.
I know when I'm being put on.
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I know what you thinkin',
a man like me, an intellectual.
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I'm sure when you divide up,
you put jocks on one side
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and everybody else on the other.
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Well, let me tell you something...
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Intellectuals are the jocks of the mind.
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The life of the intellect
is just as tough as the life of the body.
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You have to be just as mean with
an idea as you do with a football.
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You love football? Great.
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I love words, books, ideas.
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And I know that
a well-turned phrase
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is just as valuable,
just as beautiful
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and just as important
as a well-thrown pass.
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Well...
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I think I owe you an apology.
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We just got off on the wrong foot,
that's all.
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You are wrong about one thing, though.
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We don't love football that much.
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You don't?
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We just like taking showers with niggers.
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Would you just drop him
on over to the racket club?
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- Thank you.
- Don't you think he's gettin' better?
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A year ago, he would
have insulted that man.
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I mean, you won't
be in football forever.
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You ought to take advantage of it now.
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What the hell did you do
to that guy on the plane?
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Join the Mile High Club?
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You know what you are?
You're deliberately perverse.
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- Is that good?
- No.
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I mean, Gene Autry...
Who listens to Gene Autry?
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- I listen to Gene Autry.
- You're also retarded.
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- That's my girl.
- Where's the bearskin rug?
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- T.J. Lambert's got it.
- He had it.
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- Had it?
- Right.
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Came in here the other night,
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there's this stewardess
lying there on the rug,
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he just rolled her up
like a burrito and took off with her.
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I heard he ate the rug, too.
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I guess I'm home.
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- Welcome back.
- Would you quit acting like a landlady?
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I am the landlady.
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Well, in the immortal words
of Gene Autry,
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"If you don't care to love me,
I wish you'd leave me alone."
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A-19, B.C. Puckett here.
The one and only.
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Read them off, my darling.
Barbara Jean. Right.
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Ann La... Hello?
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Ann Laller...
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Is this all you've been eating?
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- Mary Alice...
- No, we eat spaghetti and stew.
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I know the kind of stew you eat.
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Tasty, but not nourishing.
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Well, leave her this message.
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Tell her I had a vasectomy,
and it's impossible.
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I see you guys
have cleaned up your act!
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Keepin' the garbage
out here on the terrace
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instead of throwing it out in the bay.
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Hey, leave that alone.
We've got a lady who comes in to clean.
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By the year?
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Just put that stuff in my room.
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I can't wait till she sees the bathroom.
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Are these the pictures
you took in Africa?
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Yeah.
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It's my African portfolio.
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You can just put it right up here
with my Greek portfolio.
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What kind of tree is this?
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That's not a tree.
That's a giraffe.
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See?
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He got behind the tree
before I got the camera focused.
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I didn't know you liked trees so much.
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I don't. I just...
I just take lousy pictures.
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Well, they're good
pictures of trees.
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Well, I wasn't taking
pictures of trees.
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I was taking pictures of animals.
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Well, you took
pictures of trees.
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Yeah, because I'm
a lousy photographer.
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No. Because you chose
to take pictures of trees.
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Shake, what is
going on with you?
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I'll tell you what's goin' on with him.
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He's found himself.
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I didn't know he was lost.
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00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,234
You wanna play some
liar's poker for 20?
241
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,903
You can't afford to lose that much.
242
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,196
I've been practicing.
243
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,073
Oh, pair of fours.
244
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,992
- Three eights.
- Four nines.
245
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,329
You see, my intention
was not to take pictures of trees.
246
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,497
- I mean, the reason that I went to...
- Reasons, bullshit.
247
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,625
- Four 10s.
- Action is what counts.
248
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,211
All the rest is theory. It's bullshit.
249
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,714
The only reality is in the moment.
It's what you're doing that counts.
250
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,133
Not what you think you've been doing
or hope you'll be doing.
251
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,593
Do you wanna call my bluff?
252
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,095
And the minute you start
talkin' about reasons,
253
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,972
you start labeling,
254
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,559
and labels are just screens between you
and what you're really doing.
255
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,020
- Look.
- You understand what he said?
256
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,147
Sure, it's clear as a bell.
You're labeling screens.
257
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,232
That's not what he said.
258
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,441
That's not what you said?
259
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,569
And you're still hung up with the pictures
you think you wanted to take.
260
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:17,987
Yeah, you're hung up
on the pictures.
261
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,489
I understood that.
262
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,783
Good. Now, here we are.
Four 10s to you.
263
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,202
I wanted to take pictures of animals!
264
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,622
- These are great pictures.
- Of trees.
265
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,457
These are great pictures of trees.
266
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,209
Will you stay the fuck out of this, now?
267
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,627
Sorry. Four 10s.
268
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,003
Five nines.
269
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,464
Why can't you just accept what you did?
270
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,508
Well, actually I think you're bluffin'.
271
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,551
Five nines is a lot.
272
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,637
Don't you see?
I wanted to take pictures...
273
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,556
Forget what you wanted to do.
Forget what you meant to do.
274
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,892
And look at what you did.
Not what you think you didn't do.
275
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,143
There's a million things
you didn't do.
276
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,937
You didn't take any pictures
of Studebakers.
277
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,024
You're not bad at animals,
you're just real good at trees.
278
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,734
I think I'll just have to
call your bluff, okay?
279
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,777
Well, I mean...
280
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,155
They're not bad.
I mean, for trees.
281
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,741
They're beautiful.
282
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,369
You found yourself?
For real?
283
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,080
Well, what's real?
284
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,373
Shit.
285
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,544
When you play my kind of game,
286
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,629
you need more than just
a few hours protection,
287
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,798
you need all day protection.
288
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,550
And that's what Mitchum brings you.
289
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,468
24 hours a day.
290
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,178
Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
291
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,346
Shh... Cut!
292
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,681
- Beautiful.
- Don't print that.
293
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,057
- Don't worry, man.
- Listen, listen...
294
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,600
I can shellac your armpits.
295
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:30,977
Would you lower the sheet
on this one a little.
296
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,937
Just get a little more
of what they're paying for, you know.
297
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:33,980
- Huh?
- Down lower.
298
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,106
Down lower.
299
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,774
- Faster, faster.
- And take this off, will you?
300
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,234
Farm workers can't afford Mitchum.
301
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,654
I'll hold it.
There you go.
302
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,866
He's a real bucket
of chuckles, isn't he?
303
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,201
- You need one of these commercials.
- Need one of those!
304
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,202
That's exactly right.
305
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,371
I wish I had one of these
when I did my commercial.
306
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,290
Looks like we should...
307
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,709
- Hello. How are you?
- Come here.
308
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,627
Don't do that.
These people have work to do.
309
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,838
- Let me just see if I can check her...
- Behave!
310
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,342
- Do I have to stop?
- What's the matter with you?
311
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,968
Excuse me, I really am sorry.
312
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,094
Get out of here!
313
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,015
Hooper, let go of my leg!
314
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:12,101
Let go of my leg!
315
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,480
Yeah, let's do it
again right away, right away.
316
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,315
Okay. Let's get
a rehearsal, now.
317
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:19,650
Pooper, why don't
you get me a commercial like that?
318
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,778
You're identified with
the wrong product.
319
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,488
He's gonna be all right.
Once they start rollin'.
320
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,947
If you don't fuck him up.
321
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,075
I'm tryin' to help him,
I'm the one with experience.
322
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,077
You did one commercial,
Billy Clyde.
323
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,495
Well, that's experience.
324
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,081
You call that experience?
For condoms?
325
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,374
It was a good product.
326
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,543
- "Come on, boys, stick it in."
- Stop.
327
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,337
"It won't pinch.
It's paper thin."
328
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,006
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
Do you understand?
329
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,594
It wasn't even network,
it was cable.
330
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,096
Narrow minds,
narrow little minds.
331
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,681
They wouldn't put it
on national television. It ain't my fault.
332
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,643
Mitchum spot.
Take three. Mark.
333
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,312
All right, now.
Relate to the bottle.
334
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,232
All you care about
is fuckin' and football,
335
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,150
- in that order.
- True.
336
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,654
When you play my kind of game,
you need more than a mouthwash.
337
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,197
- Cut. Cut it.
- You need a prefrontal lobotomy.
338
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,365
Cut, cut. That's cute.
339
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,575
You'd diddle an alligator
if somebody drained the pond.
340
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,411
Don't have to drain the pond.
341
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,122
I'm gonna put this one right here
and you relate to this one. Okay?
342
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,124
Listen, I know this is no fun. I'm sorry.
343
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,584
- I'm under a lot of pressure, too.
- No problem. No problem.
344
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,336
You got your responsibility,
and I got mine.
345
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,338
Thanks. And act like you smell good.
346
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,925
Okay.
Ready for rehearsal.
347
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,718
Fuck warm mud if they held it.
348
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,679
- Shut up.
- And action!
349
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,140
I haven't used a deodorant today.
350
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,975
I may not again tomorrow,
351
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,895
because I use Mitchum,
the long-lasting...
352
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,021
Cut! Cut!
353
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,441
Shake, what are you doin'?
Shake, stop it. Stop it.
354
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,818
Cut it! Call my ex...
Cut it!
355
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,778
Mitchum.
356
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,114
Now, you know I ain't
one of them old-fashioned parents.
357
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:51,075
Your mama died. I read
every one of them books.
358
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,369
You've been raised liberal, Barbara Jane.
359
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,955
So it ain’t just you gettin' married
all of them times...
360
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,665
Twice, Daddy.
I've just been married twice.
361
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,376
Just how come you're the one
always payin' alimony?
362
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,546
Well, I'm the one who wanted out.
It just seems fair.
363
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,298
Oh, comes to money,
364
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,592
stickin' it in the other
fella's gizzard, that's fair.
365
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,843
- Daddy...
- And, and...
366
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,137
You're gotta stop
living with Billy Clyde and Shake.
367
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,264
What crazy notion
took you this time?
368
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,807
We're in the playoffs now.
369
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,059
We're in the spotlight of publicity.
370
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,770
It don't look right,
my daughter livin' with two of my players.
371
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,107
I'm not sleeping with them, Daddy.
372
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,358
Well, that's what I mean.
373
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,777
It ain't normal.
374
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,281
You're a grown woman, Barbara Jane.
375
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,909
How do you think it looks?
You livin' with them and not doin' it?
376
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,620
Folks will think you all a passel of...
377
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,665
I don't know...
Whatever they call 'em.
378
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,876
Friends.
379
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,046
It's goddamn unnatural.
380
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,720
Alvin!
381
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,308
Way to go! Way to go!
Yes, sir?
382
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,602
Alvin, I got a new play,
here I want you to put in.
383
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,312
- You...
- Come to me in the middle of the night.
384
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,563
- A new play, sir?
- Yeah.
385
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,984
- Right now, sir?
- Sure.
386
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,032
Think I could have been adopted?
387
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,662
Maybe I was switched in my crib
at the hospital.
388
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,624
You let your hair grow.
389
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,503
You let your hair grow.
390
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,255
Oh, yeah. You did, too.
391
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,006
I like it.
392
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,343
Go for this one.
393
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,766
- You still throw like a girl.
- You caught it.
394
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,603
I'm catchin' almost everythin' now.
395
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,651
- Oh, man.
- Well, you always did.
396
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,737
No. There was a time,
back in the first part of the season,
397
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,782
I was droppin' everything.
Got real serious.
398
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,285
- Then I went to BEAT.
- Went to beat who?
399
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,871
Bismark Energy Attack Training.
400
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,081
I read about that.
401
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,666
It helps you get your head together...
402
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,919
Teaches you to live in the present.
403
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,590
Friedrich's a hell of a teacher.
404
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:11,966
Friedrich?
405
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,634
Friedrich Bismark, he founded it.
406
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,262
He's somethin' else.
407
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,471
What else?
408
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,681
I don't know.
409
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,975
It's hard to describe.
410
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,477
He just knows.
411
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,562
Knows what?
412
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,938
He knows.
413
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,481
What?
414
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,651
You know, there's lots of people
gettin' into stuff like BEAT now,
415
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,528
and not just fucked-up people.
416
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,448
Like movie actors and rock stars.
417
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,450
People like...
418
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,786
What's his name? John Denver,
Valerie Harper, Joe Namath.
419
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,663
Makes you feel better?
420
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,627
You've got gray in it.
421
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,175
What's that goddamn commie
doin' out of uniform?
422
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,094
Where do you think you are, boy?
423
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,305
You think you're just over here
for detente?
424
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,265
All right, boys, that's it!
425
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,517
This here is practice!
426
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,480
You on this team, you practice
like every other son of a bitch.
427
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,833
Hell of a kick.
428
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,629
- Howdy?
- Okay.
429
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,422
Okay, where y'all wanna
go feed tonight?
430
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,549
You wanna go to that new
French restaurant over on Key Biscayne?
431
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,094
I'm takin' her to a consciousness seminar.
432
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,637
To do what?
433
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,014
What the hell you wanna
go to that for?
434
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,517
If it helps,
I wanna know what it's about.
435
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,852
I'll tell you what it's about.
It's about 48 hours long.
436
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,938
They won't let you
take a piss for the first 12.
437
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,608
We do worry about each other.
Don't we, Billy Clyde?
438
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,402
We'll see you later.
439
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,413
- You fellas mind if I come in here?
- Slide right in here, darling.
440
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,959
Hello. Hello. Hello.
441
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,045
- Come here, you little rascal.
- I brought you a little somethin'.
442
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,299
I've just been waiting for you.
443
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,762
Excuse me.
444
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,931
Fasten your seat belt, please.
445
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,560
Your seat belt.
Fasten it.
446
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,186
You got anything cool in there?
447
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,605
Hey, are you okay?
448
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,023
I'll be okay. I'm just...
449
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,942
I'm one of those white-knuckle flyers,
you know.
450
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,528
I just fall apart like a $2 suit
on a tickle.
451
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,779
Can I get you a drink, sir?
452
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,115
Ever since my helicopter
went down in Vietnam,
453
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,283
I've been like that.
454
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,576
Your helicopter went down?
455
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,036
Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it, though.
I'll be...
456
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,206
Sorry, I'll be all right.
I'll be okay. Just... Listen.
457
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,586
Would it be all right...
I know it's really an imposition...
458
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,880
Would it be all right,
if I went back there in the back
459
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,298
and sat with you
when we take off?
460
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,009
'Cause I need somebody to talk to.
They won't talk to me.
461
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,302
- In the back?
- I know you're not allowed,
462
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,220
- but you can break the rules.
- I can't. I'll be fired.
463
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,513
Thank you very much.
464
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,058
This would look very good if
we weren't going to such a cold climate.
465
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,894
I'm more nervous
than you. My God.
466
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,687
Oh, boy.
467
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,739
905... 903.
468
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,241
We're right next door
to each other, darling.
469
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,076
Sure you don't wanna
bring some more luggage?
470
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,828
You're gonna be here
over 24 hours.
471
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:51,268
Why, Barbara Jane Bookman,
as I live and breathe.
472
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:55,064
Why, Marvin Tiller, whatever are you doing
in this fancy hotel?
473
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:02,780
What are you doing
the rest of your life?
474
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:06,784
North and south and east
and west of your life
475
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,869
I have only one request
476
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,663
I'm gonna have another drink.
How about you?
477
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,832
Oh, I think I'm gonna go to bed.
478
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,209
It's the shank of the evening.
479
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,294
I know. But I've got a big game
to watch tomorrow.
480
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,756
Think I'll stack up a few Zs myself.
481
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,424
It ain't even curfew.
482
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,884
You're a captain.
You can take care of yourself.
483
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:24,927
Good night.
484
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,972
I'll get the...
I'll get the check.
485
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,266
Billy Clyde!
Billy Clyde!
486
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,600
Come here, man.
487
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,563
I want you to meet one of your admirers
from the gridiron.
488
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,234
Billy Clyde Puckett,
Earlene Ever-ready.
489
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,819
Her battery never runs out.
490
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,737
Earlene's lookin' for
a little bit of action.
491
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,614
She ain't gonna find it here.
492
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,535
I thought you football players
were supposed to be manly.
493
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,997
Look at him just sittin' there.
494
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,749
He's big, but he ain't manly.
495
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,220
You don't come near me
till you brush your teeth!
496
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,180
Come on, kids. How about that?
497
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,310
Oh, you do have a tiny ass.
498
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,897
I mean, your ass is tiny!
499
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,648
- Did you ever see such a tiny ass?
- Tiny ass!
500
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,066
It can fit in my hand.
501
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,947
Oh, Earlene, you darling, you.
502
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,742
I really would like to,
Earlene. I really would.
503
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,410
I'm just gonna have to tell you.
504
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,038
You see, I'm afraid once
you and I got started,
505
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,916
I'm liable to fall in there
and be gone for days.
506
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:40,878
Beautiful, baby!
507
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,131
Hey, you lost!
508
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:04,985
BJ?
509
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,238
Leave the key in the door
for me or the janitor?
510
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,034
BJ?
511
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,632
And why not?
512
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,509
Because we got a game to play, man.
513
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,344
I know you ain't played
in the last three games.
514
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,929
They roll the sidewalks up early.
515
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,305
Come on. Get up, man.
516
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:39,728
I'll sleep on the roof.
517
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,648
I ain't gonna sleep here.
But I'll tell you what you gonna do.
518
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,483
Come on, man. I don't know about you,
but it's getting late.
519
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,859
We've got a game
to play tomorrow.
520
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:49,279
You cannot sit here
drinkin' all night.
521
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,243
- Hi, guys.
- What do you say, BC?
522
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,704
- Couldn't sleep.
- Oh, yeah.
523
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,914
Thought I'd have a couple beers.
It might help.
524
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,290
- Couple of beers might help.
- Yeah.
525
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,126
Why don't you come up to the room with us
and have a couple of beers.
526
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,919
I don't wanna drink in the room.
527
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,677
You don't give up, do you?
528
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,512
You wouldn't like me if I did.
529
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,208
Buy you a drink?
530
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,836
Thanks for nothin'. I got a drink.
531
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,298
I'll buy you another drink.
532
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:51,383
Can we have two more
of the same here?
533
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,886
Sure thing, but it's about 10 minutes
till we close up.
534
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,348
See, the thing is, you don't understand
about football players,
535
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,642
especially the night before the big game.
536
00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,062
I understand plenty.
537
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,273
See, they take it out on everybody.
538
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:10,194
I mean, they make other people,
like the opposing team,
539
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:13,614
and they're usually a little bit scared
of the opposing team,
540
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:18,285
so they try to make people
the opposite of what they are.
541
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,163
What are you talkin' about?
542
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:24,958
Well, you see,
the other team's usually big and strong,
543
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,046
so what we do is we make them
weak and small in our head.
544
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,299
Make them the opposite of what they are,
545
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,887
and then it seems to be all right.
546
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,434
- What's that got to do...
- That's what I did with you.
547
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:46,313
I mean, you're big...
Big and sexy,
548
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,857
sexy and big.
549
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,903
So what I did was
I made you the opposite of that.
550
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:57,658
I changed you around,
like I would the opposing team.
551
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:02,704
Is that what you did?
552
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:04,832
You know what?
553
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,043
Big women turn me on.
554
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,464
I mean, it isn't just a physical thing.
555
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,052
I mean, big women
556
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,972
have big feelings.
557
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:24,601
As opposed to little women
who have small feelings.
558
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,482
There's nothin' sexier in the world
559
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,943
than a woman who knows
she's a real woman.
560
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,161
What are you lookin' for?
561
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,412
Nothing.
562
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,706
Where is your room?
563
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,374
Right down at the end of the hall.
564
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,377
- Down at the end of the hall?
- Yep.
565
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,837
You got the whole team in there?
566
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,172
Come on.
567
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,340
This is some kind of setup. I...
568
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,385
I really got to go, I think.
569
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,597
I tell you what.
570
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,683
If you don't wanna do nothing,
we won't do nothin', okay?
571
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,351
Okay.
572
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,239
Nobody in the bathroom.
573
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,825
Nobody under the bed.
574
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,914
No football players anywhere.
575
00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,627
Are you kinky?
576
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,961
Those ain't mine.
577
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:34,546
Those are Barbara Jane's.
578
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,341
See, I ex...
579
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:41,220
Exchanged rooms with a friend of mine.
580
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,388
Okay?
581
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,357
Come here.
582
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,400
You're laughin'.
583
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,818
I ain't laughin'. I'm smilin'.
584
00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:00,155
Are you sure this isn't
some kind of a...
585
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,785
I mean, you know,
you're gonna go tell the guys.
586
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,957
I, I just smile all the time
when I feel good.
587
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,001
I'm like a Cheshire cat.
When I feel good, I just smile.
588
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,295
You must feel good.
589
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,507
Well...
590
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,347
Don't you wanna
turn off the light?
591
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,725
Why? we ain't got nothin' to hide.
592
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:32,980
Turn off the light.
593
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,854
- Kill him!
- Break his ass!
594
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,093
Okay, boys!
595
00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,220
Supper's ready!
596
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,555
Billy Clyde, food's on!
597
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,724
Shake?
598
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:38,730
That doesn't look very comfortable.
599
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,956
Christ! Don't stop now!
600
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:57,916
Come on, buddy.
Get it while it's hot.
601
00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,459
It is hot.
602
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,711
Supper's ready, Billy Clyde.
603
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,047
You go ahead and eat.
I ain't hungry.
604
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,425
What's the matter?
You feelin' poorly?
605
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,093
No. I feel fine.
606
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:13,223
Now, last time you weren't hungry was
in 10th grade when you had the measles.
607
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,685
No, I never felt better,
I've just got work to do, that's all.
608
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,145
What kind of work?
609
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,150
I'm writin' a book.
610
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,237
Are you sure you feel all right?
611
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,573
I'll eat something later.
612
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,744
Now, how come you changed your mind?
613
00:32:34,828 --> 00:32:36,455
You were right about one thing.
614
00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,082
There comes a point in a man's life
615
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:42,377
when he's got to think of something
other than fuckin' and football.
616
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,838
I don't think you've
reached that time, Billy Clyde.
617
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,631
Supper's gettin' cold.
618
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,675
You know what?
He says he's gonna write that book.
619
00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:49,634
Terrific.
620
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,386
- You don't believe him.
- Do you?
621
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:58,185
How about if I have
Hooper put out a press release?
622
00:32:58,602 --> 00:32:59,686
Fine.
623
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,229
Just so it isn't anything embarrassin',
624
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,482
you know I ain't no
Nobel Prize winner or anything.
625
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,358
You know what we could do? I mean...
626
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,402
You write this book.
627
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:10,989
Well, then I could write up a contract,
you know, and tie the advances to games.
628
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,658
So we could get so much
if we beat Denver this week,
629
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:15,744
and we'd get a lot more
if we win the Super Bowl.
630
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,038
Now, that is worth a movie sale.
631
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:21,291
You'll be semi-rich
and go on talk shows with movie stars.
632
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,585
Well, I ain't doin' this for the money.
633
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,629
See, I'm writin' this book from here,
634
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,215
which is where real books come from.
635
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,718
Save you some supper.
636
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:42,354
Keep on dancin'. They're still payin'
old Gene for that song.
637
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,272
Hey, Charlie, where
did you find this?
638
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,857
I'm glad you're down here where it's warm,
639
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,692
they're freezin' to death
back in the big "D."
640
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,197
- What do you think?
- Pure dirty leg.
641
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,115
Lower.
642
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,618
Lower than a five?
What do you think, BJ?
643
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,206
Great. She's a head-cold all the way.
644
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,291
There's a seven.
645
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,168
- The one in red?
- Yeah.
646
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,878
Yeah, she looks about semi-rich.
647
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:09,422
Whoa, son!
648
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,634
There's some woman,
might be a nine.
649
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,094
Where's a nine?
650
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,555
You're the only nine I know.
651
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,056
- Eight and a half.
- I'm a 10.
652
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,599
Ain't no such thing as a 10.
653
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,142
Are you gonna start that shit again?
654
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,937
You're close, honey,
but you ain't no 10.
655
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,021
I damn sure am.
656
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,982
There ain't no such thing
in the world as a 10.
657
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,109
And you thought
Emily Kirkland was a 10.
658
00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,861
No, I thought Emily Kirkland
and her sister together were a 10.
659
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:37,576
It's a question of responsibility, Roger.
660
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:41,204
If you can't get the ballrooms open
an hour before the training begins,
661
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:44,916
well, then maybe you could suggest someone
to resume that responsibility.
662
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,751
Okay, Roger?
663
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,223
- Shake!
- Friedrich.
664
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,434
Barbara Jane Bookman,
this is Friedrich Bismark.
665
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,852
I'll get back to you.
666
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,187
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
667
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,981
It's really nice to meet you.
668
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,567
That was a great game in Green Bay.
How did you do that?
669
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:11,776
I just did it.
670
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,528
You just do or you don't, right?
671
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:14,779
Get that, Andrew.
672
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,865
I've been telling Barbara Jane about BEAT.
673
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:19,034
Well, I hope you're not
looking for any answers.
674
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,578
Oh, I don't even know
the questions.
675
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,664
There aren't any questions.
That's why there aren't any answers.
676
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,833
Wow! Look at that turkey!
Whoo!
677
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,008
What the fuck do you
think you're doing?
678
00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:42,140
T.J., you pull that girl back, you hear?
We got a big game Sunday.
679
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:44,142
- Hooper!
- Mr. Bookman.
680
00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:45,560
Ain't I got a helicopter
around here somewhere?
681
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,187
- Yes, sir. Right over there.
- Maybe we can hook on to her
682
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,981
- and reel her back in that way.
- She's not a fish, Daddy. Hooper,
683
00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,691
would you go in the house
and get a mattress?
684
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,568
- The beds are all made.
- Damn, T.J.
685
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,195
Just ain't got the Christmas spirit.
686
00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,199
Quick! Play something!
687
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,290
You're not going
to lift a finger, are you?
688
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,376
You're just going to stand there
and not do a goddamn thing?
689
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,628
Well, you didn't see it.
You see, I sent Shake up there to help.
690
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,214
No! You big turkey!
691
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,049
Let me down!
692
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,387
No! No! No!
Don't, don't let me down!
693
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,805
Bring me up!
694
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,807
What you gonna do with her, T.J.?
695
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,767
- Oh! No!
- I don't know.
696
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,477
Well, you sure taught her a lesson.
697
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,978
Yeah.
698
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:30,647
Why don't you just
bring her on back up?
699
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,273
No, no.
700
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,067
No, she'll scratch and bite me.
701
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,777
I won't! I won't!
702
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,487
Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
703
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,114
I guess you better just drop her, then.
704
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,491
Yeah? You think so, huh?
705
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,701
What do you want to do?
706
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:46,955
I don't know.
707
00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:49,999
If I drop her,
708
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,627
folks are going to be mad at me.
709
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:53,712
No!
710
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:55,171
But if I pull her back,
711
00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:57,674
they're going to laugh at me.
712
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,178
I don't like people laughing at me, Shake.
713
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:03,763
Screw 'em.
714
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,474
Let's find out what you really want to do,
715
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,143
then you just go ahead and do it.
716
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,394
Even droppin' her?
717
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,854
Whatever you choose, man.
718
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,063
As long as it's your choice,
719
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,357
it's going to be right, T.J.,
'cause you're perfect.
720
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,570
You really think I'm perfect?
721
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,029
Hell, I know you're perfect.
722
00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:22,490
No matter what I do?
723
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:23,950
No matter what.
724
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,248
Come on up here, you noisy thing.
725
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,542
Hang on.
726
00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:37,589
Un-fucking-believable.
727
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:42,302
Well, I sent Shake up there to help,
you know.
728
00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,056
The way he did it, he was so...
729
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,683
God, he was so positive. It was like...
730
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:49,768
Yeah.
731
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,394
He really knew what he was doing.
He was amazing.
732
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,563
Well, I got to get back
to writing my book.
733
00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:57,650
A writer can't be partying around
like this. You know what I mean?
734
00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,862
- I never saw anything like it.
- A writer has to be dedicated to his work.
735
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,363
Write a lot.
736
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:08,703
Hey, senor!
Get through with that shit
737
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,164
and give these people
something they can dance to.
738
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,041
Now, come on, folks.
This is still a party.
739
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,418
And it's going to
be a party till the sun goes down!
740
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:16,961
That's more like it!
741
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:21,966
Shake.
742
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:23,843
That was magnificent.
743
00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:26,262
Now, I really mean it.
744
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,059
I'd like you to consider becoming
a BEAT trainer for me someday.
745
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:35,438
When you're finished with football,
of course.
746
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:40,693
Have you seen Billy Clyde?
747
00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,320
Going to the house, last I seen him.
748
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,656
Put that beard back on.
749
00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,366
Hey, man, I keep
swallowing hair.
750
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:47,784
Santa Claus wears a beard.
751
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:49,369
Uh-huh, yeah, when he in action.
752
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,913
Right now, Santa Claus eating ribs
and when Santa Claus eatin' ribs,
753
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,206
he don't wear no beard.
754
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,291
That's what you gotta learn
about Santa Claus, baby.
755
00:39:06,052 --> 00:39:08,221
Excuse me. Have you seen Billy Clyde?
756
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,517
Try the second door on the left, there.
757
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,319
Try another one.
758
00:39:23,403 --> 00:39:25,363
Billy Clyde, I want to talk to you.
759
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,658
Didn't anyone ever
tell you that a writer needs privacy?
760
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:33,162
Are you writing what
just happened with T.J.?
761
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,040
It certainly was a colorful incident,
wasn't it?
762
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,001
- Is he doing it again?
- No.
763
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,588
You know it's not exactly
764
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:43,798
the image of the team
we'd like to present.
765
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,509
Well, I'm a team man all the way, Pooper.
766
00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:50,513
Positive things, Billy Clyde,
that's what people want to read about.
767
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,181
Big Ed's life, for example.
768
00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,517
I sure don't intend to leave
Big Ed out of the book.
769
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,020
Then we don't have to worry, do we?
770
00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,772
Nothing to worry about.
771
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:03,776
I'm really glad we had this talk.
I really am.
772
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:04,986
I am, too, Phillip.
773
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,450
Phillip,
774
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:11,868
you know where to find me.
775
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:24,672
T.J. was holding this girl upside down,
about 40 feet off the ground.
776
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:28,384
Which T.J. Lambert has a habit of doing
777
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:32,347
when young girls take unkindly
to the semi-unmentionable things
778
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,307
that T.J. Lambert likes to do to them.
779
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,518
Just shittin', shove it under the door.
780
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,562
It's us, Billy Clyde.
781
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:41,940
Damn. Good thing
I'm just writing a book.
782
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,902
What happened?
What's the matter with her?
783
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,445
She's happy.
784
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,739
Happy?
Why is she crying?
785
00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,574
I've never been happier.
786
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,326
Last time you never were happier was...
787
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,453
Fuck.
788
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:57,997
No.
789
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,374
Yeah.
790
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,168
- You getting married?
- Yeah.
791
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:04,921
To each other?
792
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:06,297
Yeah.
793
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:08,466
We wanted you to be first to know.
794
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:09,717
Why?
795
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:13,554
Because we love you
more than anyone else.
796
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,473
But why are you getting married?
797
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,016
She knock you up?
798
00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:19,060
Hey, we're in love, Billy Clyde.
799
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,687
Yeah, but why are you getting married?
800
00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,271
I don't know.
801
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,232
This time it's different.
802
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:27,276
I know, I said that
the other times, too,
803
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,487
but you've got to believe me.
804
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:32,240
It's like...
805
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,742
I don't know how to say it.
806
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:39,706
It's like...
807
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,709
It's like Shake's what I've been
waiting for all my life.
808
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,630
And he's been there all the time.
809
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,342
Just like you.
810
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,137
We figured we'd do it
right after the Super Bowl game.
811
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,389
We've got to get past Denver first.
812
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:59,100
It'll give me a chance to take BEAT
before we're married.
813
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,810
I thought all you had to do
was get a blood test.
814
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,937
You know, we might even
get Friedrich to marry us.
815
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,564
He's ordained, you know.
816
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,316
Go shit in your hat!
817
00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:10,695
Big Ed's bio.
Thought it might be helpful.
818
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,408
Hey, I want you
to be my best man.
819
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,243
And I want you to give me away.
820
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:18,995
You can't do both, can you?
821
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,956
Well, Big Ed can give me away.
822
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,416
He's used to it by now.
823
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,836
I guess we'd better go tell him, huh?
824
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:33,593
Be happy with me, Billy Clyde.
825
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:38,931
It's still one for all
and all for one, huh?
826
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:46,522
Semper fidelis.
827
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,718
T.J. Lambert was born semi...
828
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:18,888
Mean.
829
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:21,516
Shit.
830
00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,152
It's like...
831
00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:36,155
It's like Shake's what
I've been waiting for all my life.
832
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,873
Mr. Bookman will be
with you in a minute.
833
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:52,315
That son of a bitch calls again,
I don't want to talk to him.
834
00:44:52,356 --> 00:44:54,483
Tell him I just said, "If he don't honor
the deal, he can eat my shorts."
835
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,568
Yes, sir.
836
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,653
Goddamn country's
going to the dogs.
837
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,405
Used to be,
a handshake was good enough.
838
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,449
Billy Clyde, get on down here
839
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:03,034
before I get a goddamn
crick in my neck.
840
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:06,329
Time was, this country was pure.
841
00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:08,581
There was people
you could look up to.
842
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,751
Lombardi, MacArthur,
843
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:15,046
- J. Edgar Hoover.
- Gene Autry.
844
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,050
I'm a hard man, Billy Clyde,
845
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:23,012
but I listen to that man sing
"Silver Haired Daddy of Mine"
846
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:25,139
and I ain't ashamed to confess,
847
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,892
these old eyes just fill up and tear out.
848
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,560
"A Gold Mine in the Sky"
does it to me.
849
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:30,853
Oh, yeah, God.
850
00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:33,189
Makes you understand
what's important in life.
851
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:37,276
Billy Clyde, did you crawl
when you was a kid?
852
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,946
I don't rightly remember,
Big Ed.
853
00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:41,364
Well, how about creepin'?
854
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:43,157
Do you remember creepin'
before you walked?
855
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,117
Not exactly.
856
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,577
Well, that's what I thought.
857
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:49,789
That's why you're gettin' pulled down
from behind on that end sweep.
858
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,874
Your rear space ain't protected.
859
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,168
I'm just off my feed a little bit.
860
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,045
Oh, you've been that way all week.
861
00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:58,214
Now, before I took Movagenics,
862
00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,799
I wouldn't have known
what it was, either.
863
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,926
I'd have figured,
just like you, I was off my feed.
864
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,594
Maybe slowed down a tad.
865
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,222
I'm just as fast
as I ever was, Big Ed.
866
00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:10,101
It all comes back to,
"You didn't crawl and you didn't creep."
867
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:11,936
You just took off and walked.
868
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,772
And that's why you're having all this
here trouble now with your back space.
869
00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:18,859
Big Ed. If you don't mind my asking,
what the fuck are you doing?
870
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,528
It happened to me a while back.
871
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:23,406
I started feeling slowed down, peaked.
872
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:26,158
Almost got hoodwinked
myself on a couple of big deals.
873
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,077
Well, thank the Lord
I found Movagenics.
874
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,453
Who?
875
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,956
This here, what I'm doing is Movagenics,
Billy Clyde.
876
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:34,000
It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
877
00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:37,420
Well, it just looks like
you're crawling to me.
878
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,255
No.
879
00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:42,091
This ain't crawlin'.
This is creepin'.
880
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,052
This is crawlin'.
881
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,597
- Yeah.
- Of course, I don't do it in public.
882
00:46:49,265 --> 00:46:51,309
The average run of people
wouldn't understand.
883
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,477
Hey, Billy Clyde,
884
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:58,274
you know old H.L. Hunt his self
creeped for six full years before he died?
885
00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,819
Big Ed, I ain't in any kind of trouble.
886
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:05,990
You're out of line with gravity,
Billy Clyde. That's your trouble.
887
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,659
Now, a man gets borned,
888
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:12,663
the natural way is to start crawlin'
and creepin' as soon as he can.
889
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,916
That way he gets himself
back in line with gravity.
890
00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:19,045
Now, you get that settled,
you're ready to stand up and walk.
891
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:21,547
Ready to move forward
with the safe knowledge
892
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:23,424
that he's protected
on all sides,
893
00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:25,176
including the backside.
894
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,012
You're without that knowledge,
Billy Clyde,
895
00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:30,806
you're sure as shit going
through life unprotected,
896
00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:33,559
unhappy, and unhelpful
to your team.
897
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:37,438
You want me
to start creepin' or crawlin'?
898
00:47:37,646 --> 00:47:40,649
You ain't got the time.
Got a big game comin' up Sunday.
899
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,988
Ain't nobody can creep or crawl hisself
into line with gravity before then.
900
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:49,658
No. We got to go on
to emergency measures.
901
00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:51,869
How about humpin'?
902
00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:54,955
You are going to get pelfed.
903
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,419
Not this Billy Clyde Puckett.
904
00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:03,130
- You don't even know what it is.
- I don't like the way it sounds.
905
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:05,549
Well, Billy Clyde,
you can take your pick.
906
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:10,054
You're going to get fined,
or you're going to get pelfed.
907
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:14,642
I don't want to get pelfed.
908
00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,602
Fuck.
909
00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,980
You having trouble, no?
910
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:21,524
No.
911
00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:23,692
Take off your clothes.
912
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,490
Clara Pelf will tell you
if you're having trouble.
913
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,372
Pants, belt, shoes.
914
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,168
You have your shoes on.
915
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:42,878
Shoes.
916
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:46,966
Hurry up. We have only 30 minutes.
917
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,593
Leave on the underwear.
918
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:04,942
You are having trouble.
919
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,822
Lie down on the table.
920
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,700
On your belly.
921
00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:17,455
You understand pelfing, no?
922
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:18,706
Nope.
923
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,207
You will find out.
924
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,584
I'm not sure I want to.
925
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:22,793
You're going to.
926
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:25,754
Head down.
927
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:32,011
Pelfing re-balances the body
by moving the tissues
928
00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,679
around the muscles,
929
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,932
so the muscles
are once again free.
930
00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:41,812
There's nothin' wrong
with my muscles.
931
00:49:41,896 --> 00:49:44,356
Your muscles are disgusting.
932
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:47,735
Big, lumpy, typical athlete's muscles.
933
00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:49,320
Phooey!
934
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:53,365
Now, this hurts?
935
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,159
Ow! Yes.
936
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,078
You think, "This crazy
old lady's killing me," no?
937
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,289
- Right.
- Wrong.
938
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,082
The pain is coming from you.
939
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:04,251
Not from me.
940
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,379
I do only the moving.
941
00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,386
Roll over.
942
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,555
Right.
943
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,186
Take a deep breath.
944
00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:26,065
Very good.
945
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:28,484
You feel light
in the chest already, no?
946
00:50:28,943 --> 00:50:30,402
No.
947
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:31,654
You're still resisting.
948
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,739
Relax.
949
00:50:36,075 --> 00:50:38,077
Breath in.
950
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,411
And out.
951
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,121
Good.
952
00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:43,541
You can scream if you want.
953
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,501
Release the emotion.
954
00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:46,669
If I scream, will you stop?
955
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,379
No.
956
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,339
There is no movement without pain!
957
00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:53,926
You hated your father, no?
958
00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:55,010
- No!
- Your mother, no?
959
00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,554
No!
960
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,847
You have sexual problems?
961
00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:00,808
No.
962
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,143
You're resisting.
963
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:05,771
All American men
have sexual problems.
964
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:07,815
Relax.
965
00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:10,901
Open your mouth.
966
00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:11,819
No.
967
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,028
Open your mouth!
968
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:17,074
Lift up the tongue.
969
00:51:17,157 --> 00:51:18,158
Why?
970
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,493
You'll find out.
971
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,378
Very good.
972
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,255
Now you can get up.
973
00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:34,174
- Can I go home now?
- No, no, no.
974
00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:41,181
Oh, my God.
975
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,183
Oh, no.
976
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,478
No. I remember that
from the army.
977
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,065
You're not going to
do that to me...
978
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,400
This is for the nose.
979
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,901
For the nose?
980
00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:54,987
The inside of the nose
981
00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:57,573
is the reflection
of the personality.
982
00:51:58,699 --> 00:51:59,867
Listen to me.
983
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:01,869
Listen to me.
984
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:06,498
I will do anything you want
if you don't do this to me.
985
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:07,958
You understand what I'm saying?
986
00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,086
I will do anything you want.
987
00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:13,297
But we just started.
988
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:46,497
Shit.
989
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:48,749
Getting pelfed just once
ain't gonna do you any good.
990
00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:52,378
You gotta go the whole ten times
if you want the full benefit.
991
00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:55,047
I wouldn't send anyone
to see that woman.
992
00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:56,590
You can learn to dig it.
993
00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:59,468
I found some new kinks
I never even knew I had.
994
00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:02,179
God, you get off on anything,
you know that?
995
00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:04,098
I tell you what, good buddy.
996
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,516
Since you like it so well,
997
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:09,353
I'm gonna give you my last nine treatments
as a wedding present. Hmm?
998
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,480
I don't know, man.
999
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:13,732
Maybe there won't be no wedding.
1000
00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:14,983
What?
1001
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,824
To tell you the truth, I'm getting
kinda worried about Barbara Jane.
1002
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,411
Well, just wear a cup over your jock.
1003
00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:28,288
Maybe she's moving too fast
for her own good.
1004
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:29,998
She's only been here two weeks.
1005
00:53:30,082 --> 00:53:31,834
What, two weeks?
You've known her all your life.
1006
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,794
That was different before.
1007
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:36,213
There was nothing on the line.
1008
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:39,341
I'm just not sure
she knows what she's doing.
1009
00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:42,136
Barbara Jane's...
1010
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,056
Jeez, Barbara Jane's
like a little kid.
1011
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,853
She sees something,
she wants a whammo, she just grabs it.
1012
00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:52,604
Be glad she grabbed
you for Christ's sake.
1013
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:55,858
I'm glad she grabbed me
but that's not the point. Suppose...
1014
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,737
Suppose she's just doing
the same thing she did before.
1015
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:02,781
I mean, forget about me.
I'm not worried about me.
1016
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,491
I'm worried about Barbara Jane.
1017
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:12,666
She can be hurt.
1018
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:23,969
This is the largest one we have in stock.
1019
00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:27,139
- Goddamn, boy!
- What kind of neck is this?
1020
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,433
We'll have to special order
all the collars.
1021
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,059
- Excuse me.
- Move out of the way.
1022
00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:32,644
How come you couldn't have
an informal wedding instead of this mess?
1023
00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:34,396
- Rafael, will you give me a hand?
- You go with Big Ed,
1024
00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:36,023
you got to go first class.
1025
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:38,525
- Till contract time.
- True.
1026
00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:40,319
Now, who says that clothes
don't make the man?
1027
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,737
That's a well-dressed phone booth.
1028
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:42,821
Hey!
1029
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:44,364
This ain't no usher's suit.
1030
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,408
Sure it is, T.J.
1031
00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:49,161
Oh, shit, no! Hell, you can't
bullshit this country boy.
1032
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:50,871
We never wore nothing like this
1033
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:52,956
when I was ushering
back at a picture show back home.
1034
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:53,916
- Oh, yeah?
- Goddamn!
1035
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:55,501
What did you wear, boy?
Just a sheet?
1036
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,252
- Mr. Tiller.
- I wore a pair of jeans...
1037
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,797
- I believe we can solve your problem.
- I don't like this color either.
1038
00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:01,465
Goddamn it! Why can't
we wear a pink one
1039
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,592
- like that one over there?
- You wanna know your problem?
1040
00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:05,135
You've got too athletic a body.
1041
00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:07,012
It's big, and it's lumpy.
1042
00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:08,514
- Yeah.
- It's disgusting.
1043
00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,661
- Are you wearing white?
- Why not?
1044
00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:31,954
Are you sure it's allowed?
1045
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,166
Oh, I'm still pure,
as far as you're concerned.
1046
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:40,629
Oh, you should have seen
the way I chased after this boy.
1047
00:55:40,796 --> 00:55:42,172
He wouldn't even look at me.
1048
00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:43,966
Oh, I looked.
1049
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,051
Never did anything else.
1050
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:49,304
It's so nice seeing a couple
that waited for each other.
1051
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,849
I know I'm old-fashioned,
1052
00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:56,186
but I know you'll be able
to give each other so much more.
1053
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:59,022
Now, don't you move, darlin'.
I have to get more pins.
1054
00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:04,444
Shake is worried.
1055
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:05,779
About the game?
1056
00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:07,239
Nope.
1057
00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:11,743
He's worried that
you're doing one of your numbers again.
1058
00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,245
- He say that?
- Yup.
1059
00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:14,413
What'd you say?
1060
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:15,789
I told him not to worry.
1061
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:18,166
I said, "Of course she's not
doing one of her numbers again."
1062
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,751
How do you know I'm not?
1063
00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,045
How do you know you're not?
1064
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,468
Shall we play?
1065
00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,638
I got two deuces.
1066
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:37,102
How come we never fucked?
1067
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,021
Didn't we?
1068
00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:44,985
Now, I mean, I know I have a shaky memory,
but, I don't think I would forget that...
1069
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,361
- Sure we did.
- No.
1070
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:48,697
Yeah. After the Baylor game,
at the Deke House.
1071
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,824
That was Cissy Walford.
1072
00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:52,993
Are you sure about that?
1073
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,578
She couldn't wait
to get her pants off.
1074
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,038
Cissy Walford never wore pants,
1075
00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:57,456
- never wore panties.
- Oh, really?
1076
00:56:57,497 --> 00:56:58,790
Cissy Walford, no.
1077
00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:01,793
Well, then you know who it was.
It was Belinda Lablada.
1078
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,337
Belinda Labada?
1079
00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,130
Labinda Lablada?
1080
00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:06,840
Well, don't you remember her?
1081
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,759
I remember her very well.
1082
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:13,430
How could we have so much fun
and not end up in bed together?
1083
00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:16,224
I guess we didn't
want to spoil the fun.
1084
00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:21,396
- Don't peek.
- Okay.
1085
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,442
Two nines.
1086
00:57:27,402 --> 00:57:28,737
Three deuces.
1087
00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:30,364
Three nines.
1088
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,574
We miss something, Billy Clyde?
1089
00:57:32,824 --> 00:57:34,034
Like what?
1090
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,410
Not doing it.
1091
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,330
- Did we miss out?
- I missed out on gettin' a divorce.
1092
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:41,249
You wouldn't have married me.
1093
00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,376
You never asked me.
1094
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,296
Would you have?
1095
00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:57,140
Four nines.
1096
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:01,603
I call.
1097
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:11,029
You don't have any nines.
1098
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:15,867
Why do I always believe you?
1099
00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:12,507
Men!
1100
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:15,135
Men! Men!
1101
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:18,138
The hunt is over.
1102
00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:21,099
Time to piss on the fire
and call in the dogs.
1103
00:59:21,183 --> 00:59:23,477
We're champions
of our conference.
1104
00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:25,520
And because of what
you men have done for me,
1105
00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:28,356
I'm going to do
something special for you.
1106
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:32,903
First class is open to all!
1107
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,946
First class is open to all. Hey!
1108
00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:36,281
Yes, we are first class.
1109
00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:37,824
Here goes the end
of first class!
1110
00:59:42,871 --> 00:59:44,039
Shaker,
1111
00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:46,625
you think old Dreamer Tatum
is as bad as they say he is?
1112
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:48,418
I'd say worse.
1113
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:49,961
Wonderful.
1114
00:59:50,045 --> 00:59:52,672
Well, I figure he's gonna be
all over you like a bad cold.
1115
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,424
Probably take your head off
and shit in it.
1116
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,636
I plan to spend most of my time
tiptoein' out of bounds.
1117
00:59:58,095 --> 00:59:59,513
What do you say we get down
to Collins Avenue
1118
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,848
and get a couple of cheeseburgers
and stick 'em down our throat?
1119
01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:03,600
Sounds good. BJ?
1120
01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:07,562
You two go.
I'm still full.
1121
01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:09,856
Oh, you can watch us.
It'll be like a Roman spectacle.
1122
01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:13,443
I'm tired. I don't feel like going out.
1123
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,487
Well, Shake and me will go, then.
1124
01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:17,239
I'm just going to get my wallet.
1125
01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:21,493
Why don't you just go on without me?
1126
01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:25,747
It's okay to be scared.
1127
01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:28,708
I'm not scared.
I'm just tired.
1128
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,795
I was scared a whole week before I went.
1129
01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:34,172
I'd heard all the horror stories
about BEAT.
1130
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,424
I'm not scared.
1131
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:38,677
Okay.
1132
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:40,679
Ready to go shake 'em up?
1133
01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:44,307
I just don't want a phony, dressed up,
horse's ass wedding.
1134
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:45,934
I mean, we're only doing it for Big Ed,
1135
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,228
so he can show off, and
you can show off Friedrich.
1136
01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:54,442
Getting Friedrich to
marry us was your idea.
1137
01:00:54,526 --> 01:00:56,945
And he doesn't care
where we do it.
1138
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:59,447
We could be alone
on top of a mountain.
1139
01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,283
That before or after
he gets crucified?
1140
01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,328
I don't mind that kind of wedding.
1141
01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:08,832
Well, how about what I feel?
1142
01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,750
It's what you feel,
1143
01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,503
and whatever you do
about it's just fine.
1144
01:01:13,587 --> 01:01:15,172
You don't care what I want?
1145
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:16,631
That's your lookout, it's not mine.
1146
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,969
Don't you think that's
pretty fucking selfish?
1147
01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:22,846
Of course, it is.
1148
01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:24,472
How else could I love you?
1149
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:36,484
I'll have a bacon cheeseburger.
1150
01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:39,029
- Let's all have a cheeseburger.
- Hey, BJ.
1151
01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:41,907
Hey, honey, wait a minute.
1152
01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,868
I can't help it if I think you're perfect
just the way you are.
1153
01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:46,953
I love you.
1154
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:08,808
I'll go get a shirt.
1155
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,695
He really thinks I'm perfect.
1156
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,949
Nobody ever thought that before.
1157
01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,035
You don't think I'm perfect.
1158
01:02:27,953 --> 01:02:29,412
I'm just a nine to you.
1159
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:31,581
Yeah.
1160
01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:34,292
But a perfect nine.
1161
01:05:09,531 --> 01:05:11,616
How come everybody's
got pillows?
1162
01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,827
Well, that's something
I forgot to tell you about,
1163
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,203
but it don't matter.
1164
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:16,746
I'll be right here
when you come out.
1165
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,164
You're more nervous than me.
1166
01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:19,874
I'm just happy.
1167
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:21,543
I know what's waiting
for you in there.
1168
01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:00,123
Assholes!
1169
01:06:01,499 --> 01:06:03,209
Assholes!
1170
01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:08,965
You're all assholes.
Every one of you.
1171
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,802
Your lives don't work!
1172
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,973
And you're assholes
because you sit here and pretend they do.
1173
01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:21,686
Well, this weekend
we're going to show you
1174
01:06:21,769 --> 01:06:24,856
how that shit has gotten you
exactly nowhere.
1175
01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:29,569
For the next 48 hours,
1176
01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,280
you're going to come face to face
with the only problem you got.
1177
01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:34,240
Yourself.
1178
01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,621
If you think that problem's
gonna disappear,
1179
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:41,956
well, then you are
bigger assholes than I think you are.
1180
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,668
What will disappear
1181
01:06:47,295 --> 01:06:49,047
is your belief in yourself as a problem
1182
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:54,219
because believing, and get this, people,
get this!
1183
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,388
Believing is shit!
1184
01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:08,525
Being is where it's at.
1185
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,945
It's what this weekend
is all about,
1186
01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:15,281
finding out that
you're where it's at.
1187
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:16,616
You.
1188
01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:17,909
Nobody else.
1189
01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:22,080
Finding out that what you are,
1190
01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,375
all you assholes...
1191
01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,212
Is perfect.
1192
01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:37,595
We gave you a list of rules
when we took your money this morning.
1193
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,180
You're gonna be here
for 48 hours.
1194
01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:40,932
Any of you assholes
have any questions?
1195
01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:43,309
Mary Ray.
1196
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,270
Wait for the microphone.
1197
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:48,106
Why can't we
go to the bathroom if we have to?
1198
01:07:48,189 --> 01:07:49,232
Because you can't.
1199
01:07:49,399 --> 01:07:50,525
Well, why can't we?
1200
01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:52,777
Because It's a rule.
why is it a rule?
1201
01:07:52,860 --> 01:07:53,987
Because...
1202
01:07:54,946 --> 01:07:56,114
it works.
1203
01:07:56,739 --> 01:07:58,908
Why can't we talk
to our friends while we're here?
1204
01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:01,077
Because they're part
of your asshole life
1205
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,371
that comes between you
and what you have to get rid of.
1206
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:09,961
Any more questions?
1207
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,925
What I want from you today
are your soles.
1208
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:19,762
Soles of your feet.
1209
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:24,017
You can be wide awake
or fast asleep.
1210
01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:26,603
If you stay in this room,
you're gonna get the training.
1211
01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:29,397
You're gonna get it.
1212
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:31,858
- What's "it"?
- That's what you get.
1213
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:34,027
How will I know when I've gotten it?
1214
01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:35,987
You'll know.
1215
01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:37,530
Suppose I know that I haven't.
1216
01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:39,073
That's how you know you have.
1217
01:08:44,245 --> 01:08:46,331
Now, you're gonna meet someone here
for the very first time.
1218
01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:47,874
Someone you've never met before.
1219
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,001
Yourself.
1220
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,046
But before we do that,
1221
01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:55,381
I want you to meet
the other people here.
1222
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,841
Really meet them.
1223
01:08:57,050 --> 01:09:00,303
Not the way you meet people
on the outside, which is like this.
1224
01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:01,512
- Tom.
- Fred.
1225
01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,139
- How you doing?
- Fine. How's your wife and kids?
1226
01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:04,307
- They're fine.
- Good to see you.
1227
01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:05,558
- Good to see you.
- Ciao.
1228
01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:09,395
Now let's see what happens
when two people
1229
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,105
really meet.
1230
01:09:13,941 --> 01:09:15,193
- Tom.
- Fred.
1231
01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,576
You see?
Tom is now meeting
1232
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:25,745
a person.
1233
01:09:28,456 --> 01:09:29,749
Get it?
1234
01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:38,299
Now, what I want you all
to do is to get up, walk around,
1235
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:40,468
meet everyone else.
Don't say anything.
1236
01:09:41,052 --> 01:09:42,387
Just meet them
1237
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:44,847
and experience them as a person.
1238
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,562
No talking!
1239
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:54,315
You assholes, follow the rules!
And no smiling!
1240
01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:02,407
No talking.
1241
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:04,701
Experience the person.
Meet them.
1242
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:15,837
Billy.
1243
01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:20,550
Don't say a word.
1244
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:24,095
Just experience me.
1245
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,142
Are you getting it?
1246
01:10:32,019 --> 01:10:33,271
He had no right firing me.
1247
01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:35,606
- I was doing my job.
- You wanted to lose the job.
1248
01:10:35,690 --> 01:10:37,233
- No, I didn't.
- Bullshit!
1249
01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,360
Don't pin getting fired
on your boss.
1250
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:41,446
You got yourself fired, asshole.
1251
01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:42,947
- How?
- You choose what you get.
1252
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:45,241
When will you assholes learn that?
1253
01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:47,410
If it happened, you chose it.
1254
01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:08,848
- When are we gonna get a break?
- When you get it.
1255
01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:11,517
You're a fascist!
That's what you are, a fascist!
1256
01:11:11,726 --> 01:11:13,853
Your name isn't even Friedrich,
it's Irving!
1257
01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:25,156
Thank you.
1258
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:28,117
I acknowledge that.
1259
01:11:40,588 --> 01:11:41,589
Rose.
1260
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:46,260
I want to share something.
1261
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,723
I just peed in my pants...
1262
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:54,685
And it feels good!
1263
01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:56,938
It does. Thank you.
1264
01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:10,493
Now we're gonna do something else.
1265
01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:12,578
Just relax. Close your eyes.
1266
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:13,996
Keep them closed,
1267
01:12:15,706 --> 01:12:17,375
and just...
1268
01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:23,589
re... lax.
1269
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:28,511
Terrific.
1270
01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:34,308
I want you to think of the very first time
you were ever happy.
1271
01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:37,979
Very first time.
1272
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:43,109
Now think of the very first time
you ever had ice cream.
1273
01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:48,698
Terrific.
1274
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:14,974
Experience it.
1275
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,018
Stay in your space.
1276
01:13:18,352 --> 01:13:19,562
Go with it.
1277
01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:21,898
Just let it go.
1278
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:24,233
That's it. That's it.
Let it go.
1279
01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:27,194
Go with it.
Experience it.
1280
01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:34,243
I hate my mother.
1281
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,712
I hate my father!
1282
01:13:47,798 --> 01:13:49,175
Experience it.
1283
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,084
That's it.
That's it.
1284
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:24,710
Let it go.
1285
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:27,171
Go with it.
Experience it.
1286
01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:36,847
Oh, it was just so marvelous!
1287
01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:53,572
Hi.
1288
01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:02,498
No. Oh.
1289
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,293
Don't worry about it.
1290
01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:09,588
Sometimes it takes a while
to understand what you got.
1291
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:11,882
Shake, old buddy,
I don't know how to tell you this.
1292
01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:12,842
What the fuck are you doing here?
1293
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:14,802
Nothing like this has ever
happened to me before.
1294
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,846
- You took the training?
- Yes, I did.
1295
01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,556
Why didn't you tell me?
1296
01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:20,057
I was trying to put
something over on you
1297
01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:21,851
but something happened
to me in there.
1298
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:24,395
I was fighting it all the way,
laughing at it, don't you know.
1299
01:15:24,645 --> 01:15:25,646
And then...
1300
01:15:27,481 --> 01:15:29,442
Well, it's difficult
to tell you what happened.
1301
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,694
You son of a bitch,
you've been sandbaggin' on me.
1302
01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:33,029
You got it.
1303
01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,697
Yes, I did.
I got it.
1304
01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:35,906
You get it, BJ?
1305
01:15:38,659 --> 01:15:41,370
Well, you were there,
where it's at,
1306
01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:43,706
so if you didn't get it,
you got it.
1307
01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:52,840
I want to go home.
1308
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:54,258
Sure.
1309
01:15:58,137 --> 01:15:59,555
We're delighted to have
with us today
1310
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,057
the captains of the two teams,
1311
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:04,268
Dreamer Tatum of Dallas
and Billy Clyde Puckett of Miami.
1312
01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:06,479
And what contrasting teams
they are.
1313
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:09,231
Dallas, the most powerful
team in football for the past decade.
1314
01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:11,484
Miami, a team of wild spirits
1315
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:14,904
known for their activities off the field
as well as on.
1316
01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:16,113
We're lucky to have with us
1317
01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:18,032
the man who
personifies that team,
1318
01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:20,993
the irrepressible,
never dull, Billy Clyde Puckett.
1319
01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:22,328
Billy Clyde, how are you?
1320
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:26,207
Fine, Dick. Thank you
and I do acknowledge that, but,
1321
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:29,543
that was the way
I was at one time, but you see,
1322
01:16:29,794 --> 01:16:32,213
the Miami team,
and myself being the captain,
1323
01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:36,092
we have changed considerably
since we got into the Super Bowl.
1324
01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:40,262
As a matter of fact,
the boys are not out diddling around.
1325
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,306
They're very serious about this game,
1326
01:16:42,389 --> 01:16:44,725
and I myself am studying
at night and reading.
1327
01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:46,852
That's certainly a change.
But what are you reading?
1328
01:16:47,478 --> 01:16:48,938
Walden. I'm reading Walden now.
1329
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:49,939
Bill Walton?
1330
01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:51,857
No. Thoreau's Walden.
1331
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:54,777
You see, I march to a different drummer
now that I'm in this game.
1332
01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:56,529
- Obviously...
- I'm a changed ball player.
1333
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,280
He's taking the game very seriously,
I guess.
1334
01:16:58,322 --> 01:16:59,448
- Yeah.
- You're getting ready for the game.
1335
01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:01,909
What do you think of Billy Clyde
as a football player, Dreamer?
1336
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:04,578
As a football player,
1337
01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:08,332
I think Billy Clyde
is a credit to his... His team
1338
01:17:08,415 --> 01:17:11,794
and that... He's the best running back
in his conference
1339
01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:14,588
and I hope to slow him on Sunday.
1340
01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:16,257
Maybe softening you up a little bit.
1341
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:18,425
- I'd like to thank you very much for that.
- You're welcome, Billy.
1342
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,928
- Your compliment, Dreamer.
- Thank me on Sunday, Billy.
1343
01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:22,972
And I'd like to say
I'm afraid I will.
1344
01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:27,476
I would like to say that he is the finest
defensive halfback in his league.
1345
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,395
You both have
this great respect for each other.
1346
01:17:29,436 --> 01:17:31,147
- Yes, we have. A lot of respect.
- Lot of respect.
1347
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:33,649
Dreamer, who do you think
is gonna win the game?
1348
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,651
I believe we're gonna win on Sunday.
1349
01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:38,028
I'll be kind to him,
but we're gonna win.
1350
01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:39,613
Billy Clyde, what do you believe?
1351
01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:41,949
You don't change beliefs,
you change believers.
1352
01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:43,701
Haven't I heard that before?
1353
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:45,661
Friedrich Bismark said that.
1354
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:48,038
- Man, you into BEAT?
- Yes, I am, Dreamer.
1355
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:50,499
- I'm into BEAT.
- No, man.
1356
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:53,669
Just got into it
but I'm taking it quite seriously and...
1357
01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:56,297
Look, Puckett, BEAT is nothing
but sensory deprivation jive
1358
01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,674
laid on with Zen and shook up
with a whole lot of Lawrence Welk.
1359
01:17:58,716 --> 01:18:00,176
- BEAT is out.
- You're entitled to your opinion.
1360
01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,469
Pyramid Power's what's in.
Pyramid Power's what's in, man.
1361
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,180
What's Pyramid Power?
1362
01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:07,725
It's based on the design of the great
pyramid of Cheops in the land of Egypt.
1363
01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:10,394
Man, it's a source of energy
that you cannot believe.
1364
01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:12,980
And you expect to beat us with BEAT
when we got Pyramid Power?
1365
01:18:13,063 --> 01:18:16,150
I never heard of Pyramid Power.
But I'd like to hear more about it.
1366
01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,735
Well, there's all kinds of books
on the subject, man.
1367
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:19,153
Does this have anything to do
with your game plan?
1368
01:18:19,195 --> 01:18:20,821
Is that what you're hanging
around your neck?
1369
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,489
That's it. That's it right there.
1370
01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:23,782
If you guys are gonna argue...
1371
01:18:25,075 --> 01:18:27,036
Settle this Sunday
on the football field.
1372
01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:29,705
Now this is a very
unusual Super Bowl game
1373
01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:31,707
and one of the many
unusual features is that
1374
01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:35,669
the team from Miami is owned by a Texan
and the team from Dallas
1375
01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:39,006
is owned by a father and son
from Newark, New Jersey.
1376
01:18:39,089 --> 01:18:42,134
We'll go over there now and say hello
to the owners of these teams.
1377
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,303
Congratulations on getting
to the Super Bowl.
1378
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:45,596
Congratulations.
1379
01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:48,140
Tell me about that.
1380
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:49,516
I'll tell you what.
1381
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,560
- The next time you're laying some chick...
- Yeah.
1382
01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:53,270
You just place the thing
under the bed.
1383
01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:55,022
Is that for true?
1384
01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:58,025
You're gonna never
have energy like that, Jack.
1385
01:18:58,108 --> 01:18:59,568
What do you think, Billy Clyde, huh?
1386
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,905
You did a real nice job, T.J.,
except you misspelled it.
1387
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,617
- S-U-C-K-S. Sucks.
- Never mind.
1388
01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,118
You come over here, Billy Clyde.
1389
01:19:08,202 --> 01:19:09,912
I spent all afternoon
1390
01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:12,498
looking in our apartment
for that Waldenbook.
1391
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,750
It's in the locker room
with my other books.
1392
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,377
- Really?
- Yeah.
1393
01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:21,298
I'm acting like a lunatic.
1394
01:19:21,382 --> 01:19:22,883
Yeah. A little bit.
1395
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:24,593
Everybody does now and then.
1396
01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:27,012
You know,
I really tried so hard to get it.
1397
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:28,806
Maybe that's why I didn't.
1398
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:33,519
But Friedrich said if you stay
in that room, you're gonna get it.
1399
01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:36,397
I think you should
look at the bright side.
1400
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,357
We're going to the Super Bowl.
We're gonna win.
1401
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:41,318
And you're gonna marry the guy
you've been waiting for all your life.
1402
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:43,904
Yeah.
1403
01:19:46,323 --> 01:19:48,826
- He makes me feel guilty.
- Who does? Shake?
1404
01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:52,204
I've never felt guilty
before about anything.
1405
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,581
- I don't think you should lay it off on...
- I've certainly felt lousy
1406
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:55,791
and I've felt ashamed...
1407
01:19:55,874 --> 01:19:57,793
- I don't think you should put the blame...
- and I wished I hadn't done what I did.
1408
01:19:57,835 --> 01:19:59,545
I've never felt guilty before. Now, I do.
1409
01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,255
Yeah, but you shouldn't put it off on him.
1410
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,173
But I know he keeps telling me,
"Don't feel guilty."
1411
01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:05,217
- The more he says it...
- Tell him not to bring it up.
1412
01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:07,177
He doesn't have to
put it into words.
1413
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:08,804
He makes me feel it.
1414
01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:10,264
But you don't.
1415
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,183
Different jokes
for different folks.
1416
01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:16,437
How did you get it, Billy Clyde?
1417
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,397
Tell me. I mean, of all people.
1418
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,899
It's almost impossible
to relate to someone else.
1419
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:23,777
It's almost impossible to tell anybody,
even for a writer like myself.
1420
01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:26,155
Oh, God! Now you're never
gonna think I'm perfect.
1421
01:20:27,031 --> 01:20:28,240
Wait a minute.
1422
01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:31,952
Friedrich says that being perfect is
when you are what you are.
1423
01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:33,829
If you aren't, then you aren't.
1424
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:36,957
And BJ, you are what you are,
so, therefore you are perfect.
1425
01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:40,252
Oh, Billy Clyde.
1426
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:43,422
What am I gonna do without you?
1427
01:20:43,714 --> 01:20:45,090
Am I going somewhere?
1428
01:20:45,632 --> 01:20:48,427
It's not gonna be the same without old 22.
1429
01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:51,263
Oh, you mean
you getting married.
1430
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:53,265
Well, shoot, you do that
all the time, BJ.
1431
01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:55,642
Come on now, you know
it's different with Shake.
1432
01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:57,853
It's not gonna be the same.
1433
01:20:58,145 --> 01:20:59,396
Nothing stays the same.
1434
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,398
Friedrich say that, too?
1435
01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:02,983
No.
1436
01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:06,195
B.C. Puckett said that.
1437
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:09,114
You seem different
since you got it.
1438
01:21:09,656 --> 01:21:10,908
Different how?
1439
01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:12,284
I don't know. Just...
1440
01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:16,205
Different.
1441
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:17,706
Prettier?
1442
01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:18,957
Just different.
1443
01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,661
You'll find tax exemption
makes all the difference.
1444
01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:57,454
- Really?
- We're building this condominium
1445
01:21:57,538 --> 01:21:58,705
up around Palm Beach.
1446
01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:01,333
Wouldn't be possible
without the tax break.
1447
01:22:05,838 --> 01:22:08,173
I wouldn't worry about it if I was you.
1448
01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:10,008
What?
1449
01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:13,637
Well, not everybody gets it.
1450
01:22:15,055 --> 01:22:16,849
She's just trying too hard.
1451
01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:36,118
- What you doing, man?
- I'm a train.
1452
01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:38,287
No, you ain't a train.
You're carrying a train.
1453
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:39,997
Yeah, oh. Get it right.
1454
01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:45,961
I can give the benediction here,
1455
01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:49,631
then Bismark will perform
the actual ceremony.
1456
01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,051
Oh, yes, well, now, here I'll...
1457
01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:56,138
I'll say something about God.
1458
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,683
That's Fred's idea.
I think it's a good idea, too, Fred.
1459
01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:01,435
And I'll say something like,
1460
01:23:01,518 --> 01:23:03,729
if God happened to tell you
what you were supposed to do,
1461
01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:07,483
well, then you'd be happy to do that,
no matter what it was,
1462
01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:10,527
and since this is
what God wants you to do,
1463
01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:13,322
well, then you're very,
very happy.
1464
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:15,866
And then they'll kneel down.
Is that right?
1465
01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:17,618
- Well, if they are...
- No, no, no, they won't kneel down.
1466
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:20,204
No, no. Mr. Bookman,
you should go back and sit down now,
1467
01:23:20,287 --> 01:23:23,957
and Barbara Jane, why don't you come on
up here, on the platform, all right?
1468
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:25,250
Now...
1469
01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:27,669
Gentlemen, a word with you?
1470
01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:32,424
Now, remember, you'll seat
the guests of the bride on the left,
1471
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:33,967
the groom on the right.
1472
01:23:36,136 --> 01:23:38,263
How do we tell which from which?
1473
01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:40,432
You ask them.
1474
01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:45,187
Supposing they lie?
1475
01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:49,107
Now, I think
it would be nice, Shake,
1476
01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:51,610
if you were to, maybe say
something of your own.
1477
01:23:51,693 --> 01:23:53,028
And, you, too, Barbara.
1478
01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:55,197
- Say something that's...
- That's hardly liturgical.
1479
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,741
Well, it may not be liturgical,
but I think it would be very nice
1480
01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:59,952
- if they did that, don't you?
- Well, this is not a structured ceremony,
1481
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,870
- of course.
- That's right.
1482
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,205
It's not a structured ceremony.
1483
01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:05,582
Which is why, I think it would be
very nice of you to do that.
1484
01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:07,292
So you go ahead
if you want to do that.
1485
01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:08,710
And then we can have some music.
1486
01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:11,964
Yes, the boys have quite a repertory,
from Handel to Carrie Jacobs-Bond.
1487
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,924
We'll have some
more music than, perhaps.
1488
01:24:14,007 --> 01:24:17,177
And then communion,
if you decide to receive communion.
1489
01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:19,054
That's at their discretion, certainly.
1490
01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:22,015
That would be nice
and then I think...
1491
01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:24,351
- I think that will wrap it up.
- Would you want them to kneel?
1492
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,769
Oh, yes, they can kneel down
if they want to,
1493
01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:27,604
but it's not important.
Not important.
1494
01:24:28,021 --> 01:24:30,315
Where you are is where it's at.
1495
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:33,694
Quit fuck... Quit fooling
with my money, Billy Clyde.
1496
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,362
Just telling her about
the BEAT training.
1497
01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,281
You full of shit, man.
1498
01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:39,366
When you get it,
you got to tell people.
1499
01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:42,995
Hey, hey, this is Puddin Patterson,
remember?
1500
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:46,832
I'm the one that knows when you zig
and when you zag without turning around.
1501
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:49,418
Man, you ain't no more got
BEAT than I got fleas.
1502
01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:51,253
In the immortal words of Gene Autry,
1503
01:24:51,461 --> 01:24:54,798
"How come you know me so good
when I'm really a stranger to myself?"
1504
01:24:54,881 --> 01:24:59,261
Plus, plus, you got a bad case
of Barbara Jane Bookman.
1505
01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:00,971
Well, I always had that.
1506
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,598
I just didn't know how bad.
1507
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:10,981
Oh, man.
1508
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:15,652
You don't really think
you're gonna pull this hustle off, do you?
1509
01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:17,738
I'm gonna give it my best shot.
1510
01:25:19,865 --> 01:25:22,826
Why not save your best shot
till the game tomorrow?
1511
01:25:22,909 --> 01:25:24,369
That's when we gonna need it, man.
1512
01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:26,330
I'll be there.
1513
01:25:27,581 --> 01:25:31,043
Now, why don't you practice
a little kiss there?
1514
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,211
We'll say this is at
the end of the ceremony.
1515
01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:35,380
Kiss, there.
Thank you. Now you go.
1516
01:25:35,464 --> 01:25:36,882
Hallelujah.
1517
01:25:37,007 --> 01:25:39,384
Hallelujah.
1518
01:25:39,551 --> 01:25:42,054
Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
1519
01:25:42,346 --> 01:25:44,931
Hallelujah.
1520
01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:47,976
Well, nobody said it wasn't
gonna be semi-tough.
1521
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:50,103
Hallelujah.
1522
01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:51,647
Hallelujah.
1523
01:27:43,675 --> 01:27:45,844
You've been in Super Bowl
dressing rooms at half-time.
1524
01:27:45,927 --> 01:27:47,429
What's it like in the Miami dressing room?
1525
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:49,681
Lindsey, I had a coach
by the name of Vince Lombardi,
1526
01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:52,184
and if we played
as poorly as Miami did,
1527
01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:54,603
I wouldn't wanna go back
in that dressing room at half-time.
1528
01:27:54,644 --> 01:27:55,562
Shit!
1529
01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:57,689
21 goddamn nothing!
1530
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:02,360
Tutti frutties! We're nothing
but a bunch of goddamn Tutti Frutties!
1531
01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:04,362
Now each and every one of us
are gonna stand up here
1532
01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:06,198
and we're gonna
look into God's eye
1533
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:09,367
and we're gonna confess
to the undeniable fact
1534
01:28:09,451 --> 01:28:12,496
that our game plan is
going down the toilet.
1535
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:14,623
Starting the fourth quarter,
the weather is somewhat dismal,
1536
01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:16,792
matching the Miami
performance to this point.
1537
01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:19,628
And a good many of the fans
have started edging toward the exits
1538
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:21,087
to go home to their television sets
1539
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:23,048
and watch the finish
of this ball game there.
1540
01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:25,133
And wondering
why they ever left.
1541
01:28:35,018 --> 01:28:38,271
We have an official time-out
called on the field
1542
01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:41,817
as the injured player
is being removed from the playing field.
1543
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:43,693
Punt team.
Punt team, get in there.
1544
01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,117
That will be fine.
Yeah. Whatever.
1545
01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:53,703
Just leave me alone.
1546
01:28:55,205 --> 01:28:57,749
Wait a minute!
Look at the goddamn scoreboard.
1547
01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:58,750
We're getting our ass kicked.
1548
01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,669
If we can't have any laughs,
why don't we quit?
1549
01:29:04,005 --> 01:29:06,091
Sir, they're sending in
the kicking team.
1550
01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,592
- Religious, everybody...
- Honey.
1551
01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:09,302
- Did you hear what he said about...
- The kicking team is coming on the field.
1552
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,263
- Well, I know, but...
- Hooper,
1553
01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:14,099
on fourth and 14,
you goddamn punt!
1554
01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:17,310
Yes, sir, but that is not
the punting unit.
1555
01:29:17,394 --> 01:29:19,312
I believe they're going to
attempt a field goal.
1556
01:29:19,396 --> 01:29:20,564
I understand how you feel about...
1557
01:29:20,605 --> 01:29:22,232
- A field goal?
- A field goal.
1558
01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:23,567
From 60 yards?
1559
01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:26,736
Wait a minute. What the hell
are we kicking a field goal for?
1560
01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,363
Who's kicking the field goal?
1561
01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:29,948
- Here!
- We're kicking the field goal!
1562
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,042
Set!
1563
01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:42,752
135!
1564
01:29:42,836 --> 01:29:43,837
Hut! Hut!
1565
01:29:57,517 --> 01:29:59,895
I don't believe it.
A 63-yarder is good.
1566
01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:06,359
Ladies and gentlemen,
1567
01:30:06,443 --> 01:30:09,905
you have just seen a new
league record in field goals,
1568
01:30:09,988 --> 01:30:12,574
64 yards.
1569
01:30:12,657 --> 01:30:14,868
Let's hear a nice
round of applause
1570
01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:17,162
to the field goal kicker,
number 7,
1571
01:30:17,412 --> 01:30:19,456
Vlada Kostov!
1572
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,418
Okay, defense!
1573
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,253
All right, you big,
tall Tutti Frutti,
1574
01:30:25,337 --> 01:30:27,672
old Billy Clyde's gonna
take this one straight up your ass.
1575
01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,132
Bullshit.
1576
01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:30,467
Time!
1577
01:30:30,550 --> 01:30:32,093
What are you telling him
the play for?
1578
01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,930
What do you think we got that meeting
back there for, you big asshole?
1579
01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:37,891
He's rolling to the right side.
1580
01:30:37,974 --> 01:30:39,643
Looks downfield
for Shake Tiller.
1581
01:30:39,726 --> 01:30:40,852
Tiller on a hook and go.
1582
01:30:40,936 --> 01:30:42,729
The ball is in the air,
1583
01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:45,190
and it is good
for a touchdown in the corner.
1584
01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:02,082
Come on, now!
Get off your ass! Stop fooling!
1585
01:31:23,269 --> 01:31:26,189
You are marrying him!
You are marrying him!
1586
01:31:26,272 --> 01:31:27,565
I'll tell you
one thing, Lindsey.
1587
01:31:27,607 --> 01:31:29,985
We've got ourselves
a ball game right now, 21-16,
1588
01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:32,362
and Miami has the momentum.
Don't go away, folks.
1589
01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:35,490
Shake, old buddy.
You know what I'm choosing to do?
1590
01:31:35,949 --> 01:31:36,950
What?
1591
01:31:37,033 --> 01:31:38,702
I am choosing to win
this fucking game.
1592
01:31:49,587 --> 01:31:50,964
Manning takes the snap.
1593
01:31:51,047 --> 01:31:54,300
He's dropping back now,
throws and it is incomplete.
1594
01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:55,802
Incomplete and that
stops the clock
1595
01:31:55,885 --> 01:31:57,887
with only three seconds
remaining.
1596
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,308
You ain't gonna let me have it,
are you, Lord?
1597
01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:06,396
I'm a sinner and you're gonna fuck me.
1598
01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:10,692
Three seconds.
Let's go! Huddle!
1599
01:32:11,067 --> 01:32:13,403
Forty eight toss,
Billy Clyde, on two!
1600
01:32:13,486 --> 01:32:15,155
It's heavily overcast.
The lights are on.
1601
01:32:15,238 --> 01:32:16,906
This is the final play
of the ball game.
1602
01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:20,785
Hose Manning waiting
for the snap now.
1603
01:32:20,869 --> 01:32:22,662
Put the final play into motion.
1604
01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:24,789
Here is the pitch.
It's going to Billy Clyde Puckett.
1605
01:32:24,831 --> 01:32:26,708
Trying the left side.
1606
01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:28,334
He's going to score!
1607
01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:30,211
I can't believe it.
Miami wins it!
1608
01:32:30,295 --> 01:32:31,713
Hose across for the touchdown!
1609
01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:41,931
Go on and do it.
Do it, Puddin.
1610
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:45,393
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1611
01:33:04,621 --> 01:33:06,748
Jesu.
1612
01:33:06,956 --> 01:33:11,628
Joy of man’s desiring...
1613
01:33:14,756 --> 01:33:18,051
Shake, you mustn't worry
that Barbara Jane hasn't gotten it yet.
1614
01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:20,178
- I'm not worried.
- Good.
1615
01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:22,847
Lot of people are gonna tell you
mixed marriages don't work,
1616
01:33:23,139 --> 01:33:24,766
and it's true because it's so.
1617
01:33:25,683 --> 01:33:27,102
Most of them don't.
1618
01:33:27,185 --> 01:33:29,312
The truth ain't always what's so.
1619
01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:32,398
Exactly. The truth is also... So what.
1620
01:33:33,274 --> 01:33:34,859
We have to look at it that way.
1621
01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:37,612
Barbara Jane is gonna get it,
I believe that in my bones.
1622
01:33:37,987 --> 01:33:40,490
Sorry. I didn't mean to say "believe."
1623
01:33:41,491 --> 01:33:43,743
It's all right, Shake.
Everyone's human.
1624
01:33:43,827 --> 01:33:45,411
We all backslide
once in a while,
1625
01:33:45,495 --> 01:33:47,622
get caught up in belief systems.
1626
01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:52,460
Friedrich, you must have known
some mixed marriages that have worked
1627
01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:54,712
where one person had it
and the other one didn't?
1628
01:33:54,796 --> 01:33:56,714
Oh, sure, sure. There was...
1629
01:33:57,090 --> 01:33:59,217
No. That... That one didn't work.
1630
01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:01,636
- I know... I've heard of some.
- It doesn't matter.
1631
01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:06,015
The most important thing
is that Barbara Jane has her own space.
1632
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:07,976
And she needs a lot of space.
1633
01:34:08,101 --> 01:34:09,811
So if you give her her own space,
1634
01:34:09,978 --> 01:34:12,397
then you gonna have her
right in the palm of your hand.
1635
01:34:14,357 --> 01:34:16,317
And you've got
a great pair of hands, Shake.
1636
01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:18,444
Proved that on the field.
1637
01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:21,447
You're gonna have the first
mixed marriage that works.
1638
01:34:28,872 --> 01:34:33,001
Onward, Christian soldiers.
1639
01:34:33,084 --> 01:34:37,172
Marching as to war.
1640
01:34:37,255 --> 01:34:38,965
There's also the capital gains element,
1641
01:34:39,299 --> 01:34:41,426
but you can always handle that by
1642
01:34:41,509 --> 01:34:43,428
setting up an eleemosynary trust
in the Bahamas
1643
01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:45,388
and then laundering it back
through Switzerland.
1644
01:34:46,514 --> 01:34:47,682
Switzerland.
1645
01:34:48,808 --> 01:34:52,061
Leads against the foe.
1646
01:34:52,145 --> 01:34:56,107
Forward into battle.
1647
01:34:56,191 --> 01:34:59,569
See his banners go.
1648
01:34:59,652 --> 01:35:03,698
Onward, Christian soldiers.
1649
01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,367
Marching as to war.
1650
01:35:09,787 --> 01:35:11,915
With the cross of Jesus.
1651
01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:14,792
Going on before...
1652
01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,423
Look at the bright side.
1653
01:35:21,299 --> 01:35:23,218
After a year and a half
of marriage,
1654
01:35:23,384 --> 01:35:24,385
the humping is over.
1655
01:35:26,304 --> 01:35:28,640
And you get down to
your basic friendship.
1656
01:35:28,932 --> 01:35:31,726
You and Barbara Jane have been
friends for years.
1657
01:35:31,893 --> 01:35:34,062
So you're way ahead of the game.
1658
01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:37,023
Friedrich doesn't think
she's ever going to get it.
1659
01:35:37,232 --> 01:35:40,068
He didn't say that.
Exactly.
1660
01:35:40,777 --> 01:35:42,528
Oh, what do you think?
1661
01:35:43,196 --> 01:35:45,031
I'll tell you what I think.
1662
01:35:45,114 --> 01:35:48,952
I think BEAT is one of the semi-great
things that I ever took in my life.
1663
01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:53,873
I learned how to tell
people things honestly
1664
01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:56,626
without worrying about
hurting their feelings,
1665
01:35:56,709 --> 01:35:58,711
especially if they've got
their own little space.
1666
01:35:58,795 --> 01:36:02,924
They occupy a space like I occupy my space
and you occupy your space.
1667
01:36:03,132 --> 01:36:05,009
You don't have to worry
about hurting their feelings.
1668
01:36:05,051 --> 01:36:08,346
All you have to do
is just let it all hang out.
1669
01:36:09,055 --> 01:36:11,057
Okay. Let me have it.
1670
01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:15,520
I want the truth, Billy Clyde.
1671
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:20,817
So she never gets it,
1672
01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:22,902
she's still the same old Barb.
1673
01:36:25,196 --> 01:36:27,490
How are you supposed
to share something with somebody
1674
01:36:27,573 --> 01:36:28,992
who doesn't even understand
1675
01:36:29,075 --> 01:36:31,869
what it is you're
supposed to be sharing?
1676
01:36:32,120 --> 01:36:34,163
Seems to me you've been
doing all right so far.
1677
01:36:35,081 --> 01:36:37,208
- Marriage is different.
- I acknowledge that.
1678
01:36:37,292 --> 01:36:39,585
It's commitment to sharing.
1679
01:36:39,961 --> 01:36:41,713
All the time.
1680
01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:45,883
Now, Barbara Jane's a girl
that's used to having her own way, Shake.
1681
01:36:47,260 --> 01:36:48,678
She's got you,
1682
01:36:49,137 --> 01:36:50,763
somebody who doesn't mind sharing,
1683
01:36:52,056 --> 01:36:53,599
somebody that doesn't mind giving.
1684
01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:57,103
All you've got to do
is give her some space.
1685
01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:02,150
Barbara Jane needs a whole
piss-pot full of space.
1686
01:37:14,287 --> 01:37:16,664
I want to go to India
for our honeymoon.
1687
01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:23,046
Lot of space there.
1688
01:37:23,546 --> 01:37:24,672
She don't want to go.
1689
01:37:24,756 --> 01:37:26,883
She'll go, but she don't want to go.
1690
01:37:28,384 --> 01:37:31,012
Well, they get that way
when they get to be wives.
1691
01:37:32,805 --> 01:37:34,307
Why don't you go to China?
1692
01:37:34,515 --> 01:37:35,767
It's close.
1693
01:37:36,184 --> 01:37:37,852
When you marry someone,
1694
01:37:38,019 --> 01:37:41,439
you want them to want to do
things you want to do, don't you?
1695
01:37:43,524 --> 01:37:45,443
Maybe she'd get it
if you give her a couple of kids.
1696
01:37:45,485 --> 01:37:46,569
Kids?
1697
01:37:47,487 --> 01:37:50,281
Who said anything about kids?
God, we don't need any kids now.
1698
01:37:52,283 --> 01:37:54,243
I think you ought to
give her some kids.
1699
01:37:54,786 --> 01:37:56,454
You got to tie her down,
1700
01:37:56,662 --> 01:37:58,456
put her on a short leash.
1701
01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:00,750
You know Barbara Jane,
she's gotta have responsibility.
1702
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,710
Now, you give her two
or three kids, who knows?
1703
01:38:02,919 --> 01:38:05,630
Forget about Barbara Jane.
I'm not ready for kids.
1704
01:38:06,547 --> 01:38:07,840
All right.
1705
01:38:08,466 --> 01:38:09,759
You want to take that chance.
1706
01:38:12,470 --> 01:38:13,596
Here comes the bride.
1707
01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:29,195
One thing about
old Barbara Jane,
1708
01:38:29,487 --> 01:38:31,739
no matter how many times
she gets hitched,
1709
01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:34,325
she always looks like
it's the first time out of the gate.
1710
01:38:37,370 --> 01:38:39,831
Shake, old buddy,
you've been shot in the ass with luck.
1711
01:38:40,164 --> 01:38:41,791
And you know why?
1712
01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:43,835
'Cause even if BJ never gets it,
1713
01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:47,964
even if you have to share all your space
the rest of your life,
1714
01:38:48,256 --> 01:38:50,425
it don't matter.
You can handle it
1715
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:52,802
because you're a winner.
1716
01:38:52,885 --> 01:38:56,389
You've got a whole winning life out there
waiting for you.
1717
01:38:56,848 --> 01:38:58,558
Just don't think of losing.
1718
01:38:59,475 --> 01:39:00,643
Shall we go?
1719
01:39:56,199 --> 01:39:59,285
Dearly beloved, this is it.
1720
01:40:00,995 --> 01:40:02,079
This is all there is.
1721
01:40:02,788 --> 01:40:04,499
There isn't any more.
1722
01:40:05,500 --> 01:40:08,252
Life is a shell game
without the shell.
1723
01:40:12,256 --> 01:40:14,008
There is nothing
up the sleeve of life.
1724
01:40:15,426 --> 01:40:17,595
You either get life
or you don't,
1725
01:40:19,263 --> 01:40:20,806
and if you don't,
1726
01:40:21,390 --> 01:40:24,185
life... gets you.
1727
01:40:27,230 --> 01:40:28,481
Mr. Bookman.
1728
01:40:38,199 --> 01:40:40,826
You two have chosen to be here,
1729
01:40:42,161 --> 01:40:44,205
and now, Barbara Jane,
1730
01:40:44,288 --> 01:40:47,291
do you take this man
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
1731
01:40:48,793 --> 01:40:50,503
To have and to hold,
1732
01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:53,548
to share, and be shared,
1733
01:40:54,215 --> 01:40:56,050
till death do you part?
1734
01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:00,054
I do.
1735
01:41:01,889 --> 01:41:03,558
And do you, Marvin,
1736
01:41:03,641 --> 01:41:06,143
take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife,
1737
01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:10,189
to have and to hold,
1738
01:41:10,398 --> 01:41:13,025
to share and be shared,
1739
01:41:14,777 --> 01:41:16,612
till death do you part?
1740
01:41:59,363 --> 01:42:00,406
I don't.
1741
01:42:02,033 --> 01:42:03,159
I'm sorry, I don't.
1742
01:42:03,242 --> 01:42:04,577
I'm sorry, I really don't.
1743
01:42:04,744 --> 01:42:06,287
Oh, shit.
1744
01:42:10,416 --> 01:42:11,626
I'm sorry, Billy Clyde.
1745
01:42:11,959 --> 01:42:13,377
I acknowledge that.
1746
01:42:19,258 --> 01:42:21,677
- Are you walking out on Barbara Jane?
- Yes, sir, I am.
1747
01:42:21,761 --> 01:42:24,930
A goddamn wide receiver
walking out on Barbara Jane Bookman?
1748
01:42:25,014 --> 01:42:27,058
I'll trade your ass to Seattle.
1749
01:42:27,433 --> 01:42:28,768
Tampa.
1750
01:42:29,185 --> 01:42:30,728
I'll put you up on goddamn waivers.
1751
01:42:30,811 --> 01:42:33,272
It's all right, Shake.
You're perfect the way you are.
1752
01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:35,566
You made a deal to marry
and by God, you're gonna marry.
1753
01:42:35,650 --> 01:42:37,985
- It's all right, Mr. Bookman.
- All right, my ass.
1754
01:42:38,069 --> 01:42:40,446
Sometimes it's better to say,
"I don't" than "I do."
1755
01:42:40,946 --> 01:42:42,323
The hell it is!
1756
01:42:45,826 --> 01:42:47,995
Please, young gentlemen!
1757
01:42:48,496 --> 01:42:50,790
Stay in your seats!
Nobody leaves!
1758
01:42:55,336 --> 01:42:57,380
Please, young gentlemen!
1759
01:42:57,630 --> 01:42:59,548
Police officer!
Everybody sit down!
1760
01:43:02,885 --> 01:43:05,429
Looks like I've been left
at the altar, Billy Clyde.
1761
01:43:05,513 --> 01:43:06,847
Looks like.
1762
01:43:10,017 --> 01:43:11,769
Pick up Hooper
and give him some air!
1763
01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:13,020
Out you go.
1764
01:43:13,229 --> 01:43:14,313
Come on.
1765
01:43:14,647 --> 01:43:17,692
First marriage
I ever fucked up before the ceremony.
1766
01:43:18,109 --> 01:43:19,318
Nobody's perfect.
1767
01:43:20,111 --> 01:43:24,657
Well, I guess I ought to go home
and hang my head in shame.
1768
01:43:26,450 --> 01:43:29,662
Friedrich's right about one thing.
I sure am an asshole.
1769
01:43:30,121 --> 01:43:31,580
Friedrich is an asshole.
1770
01:43:35,876 --> 01:43:37,253
Say that again!
1771
01:43:37,336 --> 01:43:39,463
Friedrich is an asshole.
1772
01:43:40,089 --> 01:43:42,049
You didn't get it?
1773
01:43:42,425 --> 01:43:45,177
In the immortal words
of Gene Autry, "Nope."
1774
01:43:45,594 --> 01:43:47,388
You son of a bitch.
1775
01:43:49,849 --> 01:43:51,767
There goes Hooper!
1776
01:43:52,059 --> 01:43:54,895
I think we should get out of here
before I have to hit somebody
1777
01:43:54,979 --> 01:43:56,522
who can hit me back.
1778
01:43:59,900 --> 01:44:02,069
Experience that, you asshole!
1779
01:44:09,535 --> 01:44:11,078
Jesus, you are rotten.
1780
01:44:11,245 --> 01:44:14,540
You know, I really should have expected
you to pull something like this.
1781
01:44:16,083 --> 01:44:19,295
I haven't felt like this
since you had me convinced I was pregnant.
1782
01:44:19,628 --> 01:44:21,297
You weren't even 10 years old.
1783
01:44:21,380 --> 01:44:23,841
Well, you still had me feeling guilty.
1784
01:44:25,009 --> 01:44:26,969
Maybe you were the one...
1785
01:44:28,137 --> 01:44:29,472
Is that possible?
1786
01:44:31,974 --> 01:44:33,017
It's possible.
1787
01:44:35,644 --> 01:44:36,937
You were doing it for me.
1788
01:44:40,024 --> 01:44:42,151
Thinking back about it now,
1789
01:44:42,234 --> 01:44:44,445
I do feel a little semi-selfish.
1790
01:44:45,905 --> 01:44:48,491
Oh, Jesus.
1791
01:44:48,824 --> 01:44:50,910
What a pair of assholes we are.
1792
01:44:51,076 --> 01:44:52,411
Semi-assholes.
1793
01:44:52,787 --> 01:44:54,205
Mazel Tov!
1794
01:44:55,956 --> 01:44:58,459
- Oh, thank you.
- If she only knew.
1795
01:45:00,461 --> 01:45:03,172
Look, if you're gonna feel guilty,
why don't you feel guilty in Hawaii?
1796
01:45:03,214 --> 01:45:04,757
- What's in Hawaii?
- Me.
1797
01:45:10,179 --> 01:45:11,722
It should have been you up there, huh?
1798
01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:15,142
No.
1799
01:45:15,226 --> 01:45:17,061
- You wouldn't marry me?
- No.
1800
01:45:17,603 --> 01:45:19,355
Well, I don't like living in sin.
1801
01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:20,773
Well, how do you know?
You never tried it.
1802
01:45:20,815 --> 01:45:22,024
This is true.
1803
01:45:25,778 --> 01:45:29,657
Well, what will we do in Hawaii?
1804
01:45:30,449 --> 01:45:32,660
Oh, we'll think of something.
1805
01:45:34,662 --> 01:45:37,873
Oh, there's gotta be
something else to do.
1806
01:45:37,957 --> 01:45:40,668
- We'll try something else, too.
- Yeah, you think so?
1807
01:45:40,751 --> 01:45:42,878
- Who knows?
- After all these years?
1808
01:45:43,629 --> 01:45:45,089
Might surprise ourselves.
1809
01:45:48,884 --> 01:45:50,094
Pair of threes.
1810
01:45:53,514 --> 01:45:54,723
Pair of fives.
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