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In the early days
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of the Internet,
you couldn't stream movies
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or summon Thai food
to your doorstep.
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But... if you were interested
in text-based news
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about upcoming
physics lectures,
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it was a great time
to be alive.
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Holy moly.
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Dad.
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Dad!
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I'm in the shower!
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It's an emergency.
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Fine! Come in.
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Dad?
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I thought you
had to use the bathroom.
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At 7:23 in the morning?
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Why do I print out schedules if
you're not going to read them?
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Tell me what you want.
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What are we doing next weekend?
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This ain't sounding
like an emergency.
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It is. Stephen Hawking
is giving a lecture,
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and I really need to go.
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Can we talk about this
when I'm out of the shower?
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Pick up the pace.
According to the schedule
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that you don't read,
I'm due in there in six minutes.
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So can we go?
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I don't know.
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Go take a shower.
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I still have two minutes
and 15 seconds.
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Let's nail this down.
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Where's the lecture?
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And if the answer's Dallas,
we're not going.
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Good news:
it's not Dallas.
Where?
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Pasadena, California.
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California?
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That's a lot further
than Dallas.
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1,232 miles further
as the crow flies.
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But kudos to you
for being up on your geography.
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There's no way
we're going to California.
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If Stephen Hawking can
make it there in a wheelchair,
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I'm sure we can manage.
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: Sheldon,
airplane tickets are expensive.
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Hotels are expensive.
We can't afford it.
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But his health is fragile.
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This might be my only chance
to ever see him in person.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I would like
to discuss this further,
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but I only have...
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22 seconds to be in the shower,
and buttons slow me down.
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Thisis the moment
we lost that game.
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But one bad play doesn't
mean you give up.
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We had plenty of time
to turn it around,
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but y'all decided it was over.
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I don't want to ever
see that happen again.
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Next time something seems
out of your reach,
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you do not quit.
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You just dig deeper.
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Does that mean
if I find an affordable flight
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to California, we can go?
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Hi. Can I help you?
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I'm trying to find the cheapest
flight to California
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for me and my father.Okay.
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Well, have a seat.
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You lookin' to go
to Disneyland?
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The only ride
I'm interested in is
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the intellectual roller coaster
of Stephen Hawking's mind.
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And where is that located?
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Well... Stephen Hawking's head.
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But that will be at Caltech
in Pasadena.
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Got it.
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And, when
were you looking to fly?
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Next weekend.
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Wow, that's pretty soon.
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Traveling last-minute
can be pricey.
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Are there any discounts
available?
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Are you a member
of any frequent-flier programs?
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No. I've never flown before.
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Well, ways
to keep the cost down are:
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flying on weekdays,
multiple layovers, or--
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this probably
doesn't apply, but--
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airlines offer special fares
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if there's been a death
in the family.
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Interesting.
May I use your phone?
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Hello?
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What else you got?
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Hello?
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See ya.
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Where you going?Out with Jana.
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You've been spending a lot
of time with her lately.
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Is she your girlfriend?
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Dad, can you make her stop?
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Yeah, I could but I won't.
Also, I can't.
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I just want to know
what's going on in your life.
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And if this girl is
someone special to you,
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then she's special to me.
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Come on.
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Mary, enough.What?
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I want to know.
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Bye.
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If it helps,
I don't care.
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It does. Thank you.
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Why doesn't he
tell me anything?
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When you were a teenager, did
you tell your parents stuff?
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Well, no.
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Then why do you
expect him to?
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'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom.
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Dad, good news.
Airline tickets to California
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are more affordable
than you think.
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Sheldon, we're
not going.
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What's all this about?
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Stephen Hawking is giving
a lecture at Caltech.
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If we leave on Wednesday and are
willing to make four layovers,
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in Boise, Denver,
Albuquerque and Fargo,
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we can get there
for only $95 each.
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I have a job-- I can't just
leave in the middle of the week.
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W-Well, then what about Mom?
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Sorry, Shelly, we're not
in a position to do this.
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But Stephen Hawking's my hero.
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Imagine if you got a chance
to see Jesus or...
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Dad got to meet the man
who invented beer.
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Someone's Underoos are
in a knot.
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My Underoos are fitting
just fine, thank you.
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Then why is there a stick
up your butt?
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Stop making inquiries
about my bottom.
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But I enjoy it.
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Mom and Dad won't take me
to California
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to see Stephen Hawking.
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You thought they would take you
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to California?Yes.
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They wouldn't even buy me
this book at the book fair.
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I had to get it at the library.
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There's a booger
on one of the pages.
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Well, I may never get another
chance to see him in person.
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Suck it up. You always get
everything you want.
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That's not true.
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You got a computer.
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I'm reading a booger book.Fine.
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How do you recommend
I "suck it up"?
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I don't know,
when you don't get your way,
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shut up and move on.
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Is that what you do?Yeah.
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And that's why you
don't have a computer.
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Georgie is my son--
I have the right
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to know who he's
spending time with.
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You talking about Jana?
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You know her?
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Well, I don't
really knowher.
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I've seen them hanging out
together at Dale's store
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a couple of times.
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She's cute.
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Great. So you know
even more than I do.
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Always have.
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I don't feel
I'm being out of line
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wanting to...
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know how old this girl is
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or what church she goes to
or her last name.
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Owens.
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What? Now you know.
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Unbelievable!
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Geez, you worry
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about Sheldon not being normal,
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now you're worried
about Georgie beingnormal--
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how did I raise such a turd?
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I am not...
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that word.
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If you can't say the word,
you might be the word.
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Over the next few days, I tried to take my sister's advice
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and "suck it up."
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But how could I,
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when everything reminded me
of Stephen Hawking?
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L-E-A-R-N.
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That is correct.
Now spell...
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Dear!
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It's actually
a shampoo for ladies,
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but my hair just responds to it.
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So, what are you doing
Friday night?
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No plans.
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My parents
are gonna be out of town.
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Really?
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Wanna come over?
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My parents won't let me
if your folks ain't there.
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Okay.
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But I guess
I don't have to tell 'em.
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Cool.
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Okay, that's it.
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Nothing was able to shake me
from my doldrums,
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not even Dr. Sturgis's
jaunty new sweater-vest.
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Sheldon?
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Yes?
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You seem distracted.
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I really wanted to see Stephen
Hawking speak at Caltech,
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but my parents
can't afford the trip.
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That's too bad.
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Dr. H puts on
a heck of a show.
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I believe it.
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Would it make you feel better
to know this vest is reversible?
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A little. Thanks.
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Wait.
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I may be able to help
you with Hawking.
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Really?
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This vest is not the only thing
that's full of surprises.
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Where ya goin'?
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Out.
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Out where?
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Jana's.
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Her parents gonna be there?
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Yep.Okay.
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Let me just call and make sure.
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Owens.
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Owens.
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That's her last name,
right? Owens?
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Why are you being so weird?
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I'm not being weird.
Are you?
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No.
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Good. No one's being weird.
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Don't call 'em.
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Why not?
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Why can't you just trust me?
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Because I know
that you're lying.
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What? No, I'm not.
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I heard you
on the phone with Jana.
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You spied on me?
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I didn't mean to,
but I'm glad that I did,
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because you just lied
to my face.
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You are not going anywhere.
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Try and stop me.
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You walk out that door,
and your father gets involved.
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I don't need this.
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Dang.
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Dad.
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You missed everything.What happened?
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Georgie lied to Mom
to be alone at Jana's house,
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but Mom knew 'cause she
listened in on his phone call.
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Boy.
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Now he's grounded
and everyone's mad.
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Not me. I'm super happy.
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Well... bye.
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Dad, the university offered to
pay for us to go to California!
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They're even putting us up
in a hotel.
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You're kidding.
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We're going to California?
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No, just me and Dad.
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That's fair.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Sometimes sarcasm
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was laid on so thick
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even I could detect it.
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Thanks!
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This was not
one of those times.
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I see.
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Well, no, that makes sense.
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Okay, John, thanks.
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Bye.
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Sheldon was right.
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They're offerin' to pay
for the whole trip.
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Why?
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Sturgis talked to his boss,
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and they really want to keep
Sheldon goin' to school there.
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I guess I could take him.
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Why you?
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He asked me first.
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I'm mad at Georgie right now.
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It'd be good for us
to have some space.
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So, you pick a fight
with Georgie,
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and I don't get to go
to California?
265
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,310
Fine, you can go.
266
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,747
Thank you.
267
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,271
Have fun managing Sheldon's
bathroom schedule
268
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,447
in different time zones.
269
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:19,200
Let me get a picture of my boys
before their big trip.
270
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,680
It's smart to document this.
271
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,682
Next time you see me,
I'll have been in the presence
272
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,205
of Stephen Hawking.
273
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,902
Smile.
274
00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,338
I'd prefer to look serious.
275
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,950
This may appear
in a textbook someday.
276
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,995
Say, "Stephen Hawking."
277
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,823
Stephen Hawking.Stephen Hawking.
278
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,870
Aw, you made me smile.
279
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,485
Wash up for dinner.
280
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,747
I ain't eatin'.
281
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,749
Well, you're not watchin' TV.
282
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,317
I can't leave the house,
and now I can't watch TV.
283
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,146
Yeah, it's called
being grounded.
284
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,107
I can't wait to move out.
285
00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,326
What was that?!
286
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,154
Next time, I'll say it
on the phone,
287
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,112
so you can hear me.
288
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,467
You keep frownin' like that,
you're gonna get wrinkles
289
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,208
like your meemaw.
290
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,862
You look great.
291
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:16,126
I know, I just wanted
to hear you say it.
292
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,696
What's on your mind?
293
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,351
Sheldon always gets
everything he wants.
294
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,222
I guess he does.
295
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,442
That's not fair?
296
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:28,791
No!
297
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,532
On the other hand, he's just
298
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,274
going to some science lecture.
299
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:37,278
I know, but he gets to go
on a plane to California.
300
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,453
Planes aren't
all that great.
301
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,977
You can't even smoke
on 'em anymore.
302
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,326
I tell you what,
303
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,501
after practice today,
304
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,590
you and me will do
somethin' fun.
305
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,462
Can I have my first cigarette?
306
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,680
No!
307
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,292
Can I get
my ears pierced?
308
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,728
Your mom won't like that.
309
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,818
So, maybe.
310
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,352
All right, 34A and B--
this is us.
311
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,398
All right, you want the
aisle or the window?
312
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,703
Which one is
assigned to me?
313
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,488
It doesn't matter,
just pick one.
314
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,316
Well, if I sit by the window,
I can watch the takeoff
315
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,448
and landing,
but if I sit on the aisle,
316
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,407
I'm closer to the bathroom.
317
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,669
Here we go.
318
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:21,713
Although if I'm by the window,
you'll have
319
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,759
to get up when I use
the bathroom.
320
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,152
But if I'm not,
I'll have
321
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,849
to get up when youuse
the bathroom.
322
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:27,850
Just pick one.
323
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,199
It's a tricky decision.
324
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,418
My bladder's smaller
than yours...
325
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,289
Everything okay here?
326
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,725
About to be.
327
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:34,944
Here!
328
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,076
Aisle it is!
329
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,164
We're good.
330
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,730
Okay.
331
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,171
You want to help
me with this?
332
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,346
No.
333
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,435
Hey!
334
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,219
You're the one who lied to me.
335
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:53,310
Well, I'm done talkin' to you,
so it'll never happen again.
336
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,489
What?
337
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,317
I know you don't want to talk,
and that's fine.
338
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,059
You can just listen.
339
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:07,150
Life is hard enough
if you make good decisions,
340
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:10,371
but if you make bad ones,
it gets even harder.
341
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,634
Nothin' was gonna happen
with Jana.
342
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,244
Georgie...
No!
343
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,767
You always assume
the worst with me.
344
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,640
I'm sorry you were a perfect kid
and I'm just a screwup.
345
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,382
You are not a screwup.
346
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,776
And I was not a perfect kid.
347
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,518
What'd you do, sleep
through church one mornin'?
348
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,914
For your information...
349
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,699
I used to skip class...
350
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,353
so that I could
351
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,312
drink beer
352
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,357
in my boyfriend's truck.
353
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,578
Dad had a truck back then?
354
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,189
Not talkin' about your dad.
355
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,017
Whoa.
356
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,066
I also...
357
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,242
stole your
meemaw's car
358
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,679
and crashed it
into a ditch.
359
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,810
Really?
360
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,290
With that boyfriend
who wasn't Dad?
361
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,118
Missin' the point!If the point is
362
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,381
you made some bad decisions
and turned out fine,
363
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,122
then why you being
so hard on me?
364
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,909
Because some decisions
you cannot walk away from
365
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,433
and they will affect
the rest of your life.
366
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,608
If you're talkin' about
Jana getting pregnant,
367
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,044
she ain't gonna.
368
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,699
That is what I thought,
and the next thing I know,
369
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,919
I'm at the courthouse
gettin' married.
370
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,312
You got married
371
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,748
because you were pregnant?
372
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,928
Yes.
373
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,105
So, I was a mistake?
374
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,150
No! No!
375
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,371
You are a blessin'.
376
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,503
The mistake
377
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,245
was lyin' to my parents,
so that I could spend
378
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,379
the night at your dad's house.
379
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,555
And, you know, tequila.
380
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,426
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
381
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,038
We're expecting a smooth
flight to Los Angeles.
382
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,475
Before we take off,
please direct your attention
383
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,346
to the flight attendants
as they review
384
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,435
some important
safety procedures.
385
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,047
"Safety procedures"?
Baby.
386
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,049
Take a minute to locate
387
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,920
the exit closest to you.
388
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,748
The nearest exit
could be behind you.
389
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,532
Should the cabin
experience
390
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,231
sudden pressure loss,
oxygen masks will
391
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,928
drop down
from above your seat...
392
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,017
Why would the cabin
lose pressure?
393
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,541
It won't.Place the mask over
your mouth and nose,
394
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,762
like this, pull the strap
to tighten it.
395
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,330
If you are traveling with
children, make sure that your
396
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,159
own mask is on first
before helping your child...
397
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,378
I don't like this at all.
398
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,814
It's just a precaution.
399
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,034
You know...
perfectly safe.
400
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,644
In the unlikely event
401
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,733
of a water landing
and evacuation...
402
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,041
: Water landing, water
landing, water landing...
403
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,260
I can't do this.
404
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,528
Keep going,
we'll be right back.
405
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,833
Sir?!
406
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,358
Sheldon, come out of there!No!
407
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,664
At least open the door.
408
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,754
Tell them I need to get off.
409
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,365
Sir?
410
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,062
You both need
to return to your seats.
411
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,977
Just one second.
412
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:02,978
Sir. Sir...
413
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,373
If you want to see
Stephen Hawking,
414
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,592
we have to sit down right now.
415
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,117
It's too dangerous. I can't!It's okay to be scared.
416
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,162
Sir?Th-That's when you got
to dig deep and be brave.
417
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,121
So, what do you say?
418
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,514
No, I'm your terrified
little boy!
419
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,950
Okay.
420
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,865
Sir, please, they're
gonna call security!
421
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:21,997
Just one more second.
422
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,435
Mr. Spock!
423
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,872
He flies around all the time
in that spaceship.
424
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,744
He's not afraid, is he?
425
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,615
I'm not Mr. Spock.
426
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,792
No, but-but I've seen you
pretend to be him.
427
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,491
Could you do that right now?
428
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,884
You be Spock, I'll be Kirk.
429
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,889
Maybe.
430
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,241
Okay, Mr. Spock.
431
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,461
Your first order
is to return to your seat.
432
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,595
Aye, Captain.
433
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,947
Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
434
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,561
You okay, Mr. Spock?
435
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,607
Doing my best, sir.
436
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,658
The captain and Mr. Spock
don't hold hands.
437
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,704
Sorry.
438
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,758
Okay, maybe just
this once.
439
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,867
I think we've been lied to
about California.
440
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:52,087
No one on this campus
is tan at all.
441
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,438
No, they are not.
442
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,748
Imagine all the stimulating
conversations
443
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,837
that must go on at these tables.
444
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,360
I bet.
445
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,060
I can see myself
going here one day.
446
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,107
I think you'd fit
right in.
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