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In the early days
of the Internet,
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you couldn't stream movies
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or summon Thai food
to your doorstep.
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But... if you were interested
in text-based news
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about upcoming
physics lectures,
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it was a great time
to be alive.
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Holy moly.
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Dad.
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Dad!
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I'm in the shower!
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It's an emergency.
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Fine! Come in.
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Dad?
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I thought you
had to use the bathroom.
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At 7:23 in the morning?
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Why do I print out schedules
if you're not going to read them?
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Tell me what you want.
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What are we doing
next weekend?
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This ain't sounding
like an emergency.
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It is. Stephen Hawking
is giving a lecture,
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and I really need to go.
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Can we talk about this
when I'm out of the shower?
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Pick up the pace.
According to the schedule
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that you don't read,
I'm due in there in six minutes.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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Season 03 Episode 16
Episode Title: "Pasadena"
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So can we go?
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I don't know.
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Go take a shower.
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I still have two minutes
and 15 seconds.
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Let's nail this down.
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Where's the lecture?
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And if the answer's Dallas,
we're not going.
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Good news:
it's not Dallas. Where?
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Pasadena, California.
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California?
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That's a lot further
than Dallas.
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1,232 miles further
as the crow flies.
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But kudos to you
for being up on your geography.
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There's no way
we're going to California.
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If Stephen Hawking can
make it there in a wheelchair,
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I'm sure we can manage.
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Sheldon,
airplane tickets are expensive.
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Hotels are expensive.
We can't afford it.
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But his health is fragile.
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This might be my only chance
to ever see him in person.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I would like
to discuss this further,
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but I only have...
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22 seconds to be in the shower,
and buttons slow me down.
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Thisis the moment
we lost that game.
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But one bad play doesn't
mean you give up.
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We had plenty of time
to turn it around,
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but y'all decided it was over.
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I don't want to ever
see that happen again.
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Next time something seems
out of your reach,
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you do not quit.
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You just dig deeper.
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Does that mean
if I find an affordable flight
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to California, we can go?
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Hi. Can I help you?
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I'm trying to find the cheapest
flight to California
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- for me and my father.
- Okay.
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Well, have a seat.
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You lookin' to go
to Disneyland?
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The only ride
I'm interested in is
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the intellectual roller coaster
of Stephen Hawking's mind.
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And where is that located?
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Well... Stephen Hawking's head.
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But that will be at Caltech
in Pasadena.
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Got it.
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And, uh, when
were you looking to fly?
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Next weekend.
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Oh, wow, that's pretty soon.
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Traveling last-minute
can be pricey.
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Are there any discounts
available?
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Are you a member
of any frequent-flyer programs?
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No. I've never flown before.
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Well, ways
to keep the cost down are:
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flying on weekdays,
multiple layovers, or...
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This probably
doesn't apply, but...
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Airlines offer special fares
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if there's been a death
in the family.
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Interesting.
May I use your phone?
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Hello?
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What else you got?
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Hello?
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See ya.
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- Where you going?
- Out with Jana.
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You've been spending a lot
of time with her lately.
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Is she your girlfriend?
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Dad, can you make her stop?
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Yeah, I could but I won't.
Also, I can't.
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I just want to know
what's going on in your life.
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And if this girl is
someone special to you,
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then she's special to me.
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Come on.
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- Mary, enough.
- What?
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I want to know.
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Bye.
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If it helps,
I don't care.
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It does. Thank you.
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Why doesn't he
tell me anything?
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When you were a teenager,
did you tell your parents stuff?
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Well, no.
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Then why do you
expect him to?
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'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom.
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Dad, good news.
Airline tickets to California
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are more affordable
than you think.
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Sheldon, we're
not going.
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What's all this about?
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Stephen Hawking is giving
a lecture at Caltech.
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If we leave on Wednesday and are
willing to make four layovers,
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in Boise, Denver,
Albuquerque and Fargo,
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we can get there
for only $95 each.
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I have a job... I can't just
leave in the middle of the week.
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W-Well, then what about Mom?
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Sorry, Shelly, we're not
in a position to do this.
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But Stephen Hawking's my hero.
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Imagine if you got a chance
to see Jesus or...
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Dad got to meet the man
who invented beer.
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Someone's Underoos are
in a knot.
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My Underoos are fitting
just fine, thank you.
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Then why is there a stick
up your butt?
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Stop making inquiries
about my bottom.
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But I enjoy it.
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Mom and Dad won't take me
to California
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to see Stephen Hawking.
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You thought they would take you
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- to California?
- Yes.
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They wouldn't even buy me
this book at the book fair.
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I had to get it
at the library.
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There's a booger
on one of the pages.
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Well, I may never get another
chance to see him in person.
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Suck it up. You always get
everything you want.
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That's not true.
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You got a computer.
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I'm reading a booger book.Fine.
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How do you recommend
I "suck it up"?
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I don't know,
when you don't get your way,
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shut up and move on.
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Is that what you do? Yeah.
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And that's why you
don't have a computer.
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Georgie is my son...
I have the right
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to know who he's
spending time with.
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You talking about Jana?
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You know her?
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Well, I don't
really knowher.
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I've seen them hanging out
together at Dale's store
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a couple of times.
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She's cute.
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Great. So you know
even more than I do.
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Always have.
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I don't feel
I'm being out of line
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wanting to...
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know how old this girl is
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or what church she goes to
or her last name.
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Owens.
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What?
Now you know.
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Unbelievable!
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Oh, geez, you worry
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about Sheldon
not being normal,
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now you're worried
about Georgie beingnormal...
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How did I raise such a turd?
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I am not...
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that word.
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If you can't say the word,
you might be the word.
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Hmm.
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Over the next few days,
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I tried to take
my sister's advice
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and "suck it up."
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But how could I,
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when everything reminded me
of Stephen Hawking?
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Hmm.
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L-E-A-R-N.
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That is correct.
Now spell...
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Oh, dear!
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It's actually
a shampoo for ladies,
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but my hair just responds to it.
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So, what are you doing
Friday night?
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No plans.
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My parents
are gonna be out of town.
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Really?
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Wanna come over?
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My parents won't let me
if your folks ain't there.
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Okay.
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Uh, but I guess
I don't have to tell 'em.
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Cool.
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Okay, that's it.
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Nothing was
able to shake me from my doldrums,
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not even Dr. Sturgis's
jaunty new sweater-vest.
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Sheldon?
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Yes?
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You seem distracted.
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I really wanted to see Stephen
Hawking speak at Caltech,
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but my parents
can't afford the trip.
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That's too bad.
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Dr. H puts on
a heck of a show.
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I believe it.
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Would it make you feel better
to know this vest is reversible?
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A little. Thanks.
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Wait.
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I may be able to help
you with Hawking.
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Really?
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This vest is not the only thing
that's full of surprises.
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Where ya goin'?
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Out.
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Out where?
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Jana's.
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Her parents gonna be there?
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Yep.Okay.
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Let me just call and make sure.
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Owens.
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Owens.
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That's her last name,
right? Owens?
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Why are you being so weird?
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I'm not being weird.
Are you?
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No.
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Good. No one's being weird.
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Don't call 'em.
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Why not?
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Why can't you just trust me?
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Because I know
that you're lying.
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What? No, I'm not.
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I heard you
on the phone with Jana.
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You spied on me?
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I didn't mean to,
but I'm glad that I did,
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because you just lied
to my face.
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You are not going anywhere.
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Try and stop me.
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You walk out that door,
and your father gets involved.
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I don't need this.
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Dang.
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Dad.
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- You missed everything.
- What happened?
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Georgie lied to Mom
to be alone at Jana's house,
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but Mom knew 'cause she
listened in on his phone call.
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Oh, boy.
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Now he's grounded
and everyone's mad.
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Not me. I'm super happy.
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Well... bye.
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Dad, the university offered to
pay for us to go to California!
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They're even putting us up
in a hotel.
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You're kidding.
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We're going to California?
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No, just me and Dad.
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That's fair.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Sometimes sarcasm
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was laid on so thick
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even I could detect it.
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Thanks!
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This was not
one of those times.
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I see.
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Well, no, that makes sense.
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Okay, John, thanks.
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Bye.
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Sheldon was right.
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They're offerin' to pay
for the whole trip.
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00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,392
Why?
265
00:10:26,477 --> 00:10:28,212
Sturgis talked to his boss,
266
00:10:28,297 --> 00:10:30,899
and they really want to keep
Sheldon goin' to school there.
267
00:10:31,453 --> 00:10:33,267
I guess I could take him.
268
00:10:33,351 --> 00:10:34,789
Why you?
269
00:10:34,977 --> 00:10:36,444
He asked me first.
270
00:10:37,047 --> 00:10:38,790
I'm mad at Georgie right now.
271
00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:40,927
It'd be good for us
to have some space.
272
00:10:41,203 --> 00:10:42,884
So, you pick a fight
with Georgie,
273
00:10:42,969 --> 00:10:45,211
and I don't get to go
to California?
274
00:10:45,677 --> 00:10:48,204
Fine, you can go.
275
00:10:48,453 --> 00:10:49,688
Thank you.
276
00:10:50,188 --> 00:10:52,579
Have fun managing Sheldon's
bathroom schedule
277
00:10:52,664 --> 00:10:54,546
in different time zones.
278
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:05,625
Let me get a picture of my boys
before their big trip.
279
00:11:05,787 --> 00:11:07,183
It's smart to document this.
280
00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:09,187
Next time you see me,
I'll have been in the presence
281
00:11:09,271 --> 00:11:10,710
of Stephen Hawking.
282
00:11:10,933 --> 00:11:12,444
Smile.
283
00:11:12,529 --> 00:11:13,881
I'd prefer to look serious.
284
00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:16,303
This may appear
in a textbook someday.
285
00:11:16,388 --> 00:11:18,178
Say, "Stephen Hawking."
286
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,044
- Stephen Hawking.
- Stephen Hawking.
287
00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:22,975
Aw, you made me smile.
288
00:11:29,616 --> 00:11:31,142
Wash up for dinner.
289
00:11:31,227 --> 00:11:32,406
I ain't eatin'.
290
00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,408
Well, you're not watchin' TV.
291
00:11:34,492 --> 00:11:36,975
I can't leave the house,
and now I can't watch TV.
292
00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:39,670
Yeah, it's called
being grounded.
293
00:11:43,065 --> 00:11:44,766
I can't wait to move out.
294
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,147
What was that?!
295
00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:47,812
Next time, I'll say it
on the phone,
296
00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:49,366
so you can hear me.
297
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,126
You keep frownin' like that,
you're gonna get wrinkles
298
00:11:57,210 --> 00:11:58,702
like your meemaw.
299
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,249
You look great.
300
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,606
I know, I just wanted
to hear you say it.
301
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,975
What's on your mind?
302
00:12:08,134 --> 00:12:10,704
Sheldon always gets
everything he wants.
303
00:12:11,093 --> 00:12:12,881
I guess he does.
304
00:12:13,194 --> 00:12:14,936
That's not fair, huh?
305
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,286
No!
306
00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:17,928
On the other hand,
he's just
307
00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:20,671
going to some science lecture.
308
00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:24,522
I know, but he gets to go
on a plane to California.
309
00:12:24,615 --> 00:12:25,959
Planes aren't
all that great.
310
00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:28,485
You can't even smoke
on 'em anymore.
311
00:12:28,570 --> 00:12:29,694
I tell you what,
312
00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:30,870
after practice today,
313
00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:32,960
you and me will do
somethin' fun.
314
00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:34,850
Can I have my first cigarette?
315
00:12:34,935 --> 00:12:36,110
No!
316
00:12:37,072 --> 00:12:38,598
Can I get
my ears pierced?
317
00:12:38,683 --> 00:12:40,036
Your mom won't like that.
318
00:12:41,045 --> 00:12:43,124
So, maybe.
319
00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:55,870
All right, 34A and B...
This is us.
320
00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:57,601
All right, you want the
aisle or the window?
321
00:12:57,685 --> 00:12:58,907
Which one is
assigned to me?
322
00:12:58,992 --> 00:13:00,692
It doesn't matter,
just pick one.
323
00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:02,973
Well, if I sit by the window,
I can watch the takeoff
324
00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:05,107
and landing,
but if I sit on the aisle,
325
00:13:05,191 --> 00:13:06,592
I'm closer to the bathroom.
326
00:13:06,677 --> 00:13:07,772
Here we go.
327
00:13:07,857 --> 00:13:09,013
Although if I'm by the window,
you'll have
328
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,059
to get up when I use
the bathroom.
329
00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:12,452
But if I'm not,
I'll have
330
00:13:12,537 --> 00:13:14,151
to get up when youuse
the bathroom.
331
00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:15,172
Just pick one.
332
00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:16,413
It's a tricky decision.
333
00:13:16,498 --> 00:13:17,856
My bladder's smaller
than yours...
334
00:13:17,941 --> 00:13:19,530
Everything okay here?
335
00:13:19,943 --> 00:13:21,124
About to be.
336
00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:22,294
Here!
337
00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:23,426
Aisle it is!
338
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,515
We're good.
339
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,123
Oh, okay.
340
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,555
You want to help
me with this?
341
00:13:31,663 --> 00:13:32,754
No.
342
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,576
Hey!
343
00:13:34,778 --> 00:13:36,479
You're the one who lied to me.
344
00:13:36,564 --> 00:13:39,576
Well, I'm done talkin' to you,
so it'll never happen again.
345
00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:45,640
What?
346
00:13:46,232 --> 00:13:48,084
I know you don't want to talk,
and that's fine.
347
00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:49,537
You can just listen.
348
00:13:50,169 --> 00:13:54,176
Life is hard enough
if you make good decisions,
349
00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:57,607
but if you make bad ones,
it gets even harder.
350
00:13:57,902 --> 00:14:00,081
Nothin' was gonna happen
with Jana.
351
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,107
- Georgie...
- No!
352
00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:02,862
You always assume
the worst with me.
353
00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:05,778
I'm sorry you were a perfect kid
and I'm just a screwup.
354
00:14:05,905 --> 00:14:07,552
You are not a screwup.
355
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,036
And I was not a perfect kid.
356
00:14:12,121 --> 00:14:15,013
Oh, what'd you do, sleep
through church one mornin'?
357
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:18,161
For your information...
358
00:14:20,114 --> 00:14:22,068
I used to skip class...
359
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,730
so that I could
360
00:14:24,746 --> 00:14:25,969
drink beer
361
00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:27,786
in my boyfriend's truck.
362
00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:30,810
Dad had a truck back then?
363
00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:33,497
Not talkin' about your dad.
364
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:35,271
Whoa.
365
00:14:38,472 --> 00:14:39,904
I also...
366
00:14:40,636 --> 00:14:42,728
stole your
meemaw's car
367
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,872
and crashed it
into a ditch.
368
00:14:44,957 --> 00:14:46,005
Really?
369
00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:47,486
With that boyfriend
who wasn't Dad?
370
00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:49,776
- Missin' the point!
- If the point is
371
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,686
you made some bad decisions
and turned out fine,
372
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:53,349
then why you being
so hard on me?
373
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:57,136
Because some decisions
you cannot walk away from
374
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:59,661
and they will affect
the rest of your life.
375
00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:01,266
If you're talkin' about
Jana getting pregnant,
376
00:15:01,350 --> 00:15:02,575
she ain't gonna.
377
00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:04,966
That is what I thought,
and the next thing I know,
378
00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:06,989
I'm at the courthouse
gettin' married.
379
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,724
You got married
380
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,201
because you were pregnant?
381
00:15:14,473 --> 00:15:16,127
Yes.
382
00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:19,154
So, I was a mistake?
383
00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:21,255
No! No!
384
00:15:22,516 --> 00:15:24,685
You are a blessin'.
385
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,599
The mistake
386
00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:29,342
was lyin' to my parents,
so that I could spend
387
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:32,021
the night at your dad's house.
388
00:15:32,504 --> 00:15:34,333
And, you know, tequila.
389
00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,646
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
390
00:15:36,731 --> 00:15:39,310
We're expecting a smooth
flight to Los Angeles.
391
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,890
Before we take off,
please direct your attention
392
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,763
to the flight attendants
as they review
393
00:15:43,848 --> 00:15:45,853
some important
safety procedures.
394
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:48,494
"Safety procedures"?
Oh, baby.
395
00:15:48,789 --> 00:15:50,396
Take a minute to locate
396
00:15:50,481 --> 00:15:52,269
the exit closest to you.
397
00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:54,396
The nearest exit
could be behind you.
398
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:55,927
Should the cabin
experience
399
00:15:56,012 --> 00:15:58,626
sudden pressure loss,
oxygen masks will
400
00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:00,325
drop down
from above your seat...
401
00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,130
Why would the cabin
lose pressure?
402
00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:04,622
It won't.Place the mask over
your mouth and nose,
403
00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:07,943
like this, pull the strap
to tighten it.
404
00:16:08,222 --> 00:16:10,412
If you are traveling with
children, make sure that your
405
00:16:10,497 --> 00:16:13,224
own mask is on first
before helping your child...
406
00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:15,505
I don't like this at all.
407
00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:16,942
It's just a precaution.
408
00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:19,036
You know...
perfectly safe.
409
00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:20,880
In the unlikely event
410
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,030
of a water landing and evacuation...
411
00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:26,338
Water landing, water
landing, water landing...
412
00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:27,693
I can't do this.
413
00:16:32,964 --> 00:16:35,186
Keep going,
we'll be right back.
414
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:36,492
Uh, sir?!
415
00:16:36,576 --> 00:16:38,388
Sheldon, come out of there! No!
416
00:16:38,473 --> 00:16:40,729
At least open the door.
417
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,832
Tell them I need to get off.
418
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,333
Sir?
419
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:46,842
You both need
to return to your seats.
420
00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:48,757
Just one second.
421
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,720
Sir. Sir...
422
00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,031
If you want to see
Stephen Hawking,
423
00:16:54,115 --> 00:16:55,595
we have to sit down right now.
424
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,720
- It's too dangerous.
- I can't! It's okay to be scared.
425
00:16:58,859 --> 00:17:00,971
Sir? Th-That's when you got
to dig deep and be brave.
426
00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:02,182
So, what do you say?
427
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,576
No, I'm your terrified
little boy!
428
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,013
Okay.
429
00:17:06,098 --> 00:17:07,929
Sir, please, they're
gonna call security!
430
00:17:08,014 --> 00:17:09,236
Just one more second.
431
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,665
Mr. Spock!
432
00:17:12,935 --> 00:17:15,288
He flies around all the time
in that spaceship.
433
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:16,876
He's not afraid, is he?
434
00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:18,642
I'm not Mr. Spock.
435
00:17:19,006 --> 00:17:22,181
No, but-but I've seen you
pretend to be him.
436
00:17:23,396 --> 00:17:24,845
Could you do that right now?
437
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:27,280
You be Spock,
I'll be Kirk.
438
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:31,868
Maybe.
439
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:35,111
Okay, Mr. Spock.
440
00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:38,470
Your first order
is to return to your seat.
441
00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:41,626
Aye, Captain.
442
00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:46,509
Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
443
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:52,041
You okay, Mr. Spock?
444
00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:54,087
Doing my best, sir.
445
00:17:59,138 --> 00:18:01,986
The captain and Mr. Spock
don't hold hands.
446
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:04,073
Sorry.
447
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,712
Okay, maybe just
this once.
448
00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:35,410
I think we've been lied to
about California.
449
00:18:35,495 --> 00:18:38,114
No one on this campus
is tan at all.
450
00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:41,249
No, they are not.
451
00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:46,581
Imagine all the stimulating
conversations
452
00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:48,670
that must go on at these tables.
453
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,234
I bet.
454
00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:53,770
I can see myself
going here one day.
455
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,574
I think you'd fit
right in.
456
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:12,946
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