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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires in Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things and we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes may be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa‐oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange, but it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

[Vampirina] "Oh Brother!"

‐[giggling] ‐Whoo!

[giggles] Give that a try!

[baby bat straining]

‐Look out! ‐Baby bat on the move!

‐[whimper] ‐[gasp]

Whoa!

Whew! Thanks, Gregoria!

I think Nosy needs a little more flying practice.

[baby talk] Isn't that right, Nosy?

Good thing I was around to catch her!

How about you girls fly outside next time?

But isn't she just so cute when she copies everything I do?

It's like I'm a big sister!

Being a big sister isn't as easy as it looks.

Especially when your brother's on his way to Pennsylvania

and you just found out about it right now!

That's bat‐tastic news!

Is it really?

[Demi] That's your brother?

He looks like the fiercest gargoyle in Transylvania!

That's Hugo. He can be a real claw‐ful at times.

Even for me!

I can't wait to meet him.

I think I can wait!

[Nosy babbling]

‐Hmph! ‐Are we sure about this?

What if Hugo is even grumpier than Gregoria?

Don't worry.

We'll love Hugo just as much as we love her,

no matter how fierce or grumpy he might be.

[heavy thud]

Oh, brother, he's here!

[nervous laugh]

Sounds like Hugo found the landing zone.

[heavy stomp]

[gulp] He sounds pretty stompy!

That's not a good sign!

I got it!

‐[hearty laugh] ‐Oh, no. Not a‐‐

‐Hugo hug! ‐[groans]

[laughing]

Welcome to Pennsylvania, little brother.

Gargoyle greetings! I'm Hugo.

You must be Mr. and Mrs. H.

I'd recognize the vampire charm anywhere.

Demi the fashionable ghost, obviously.

Well, yes, I am! Hoo!

Oh. The only thing fierce about Hugo is his fashion sense!

And you must be the famous Vampirina.

You've... heard of us?

Well, sure! I've never guarded a family‐‐

only castles.

So Gigi's told me all about your adventures!

‐Gigi? ‐Gigi? [holds in laugh]

[muttering] Oh, here we go.

Careful, Nosy!

How adorable!

Gootchie gootchie boo!

[giggles] Gootchie gootchie booooo!

[all] Aww!

So will everyone be joining us for stargazing later?

I can't wait to see the Big Diaper!

[giggles] Big Dipper?

Our telescope is all set up.

All you gotta do now is make yourself at home.

I know it's not a castle,

but I think you'll like it.

Just stay out of trouble please!

Can't make any promises.

‐[Aunt Olga] Aww! ‐[Oxana] What a screamheart!

Hmph.

...and I said, "You mean a roller‐ghoster!"

[laughs]

[guffawing]

Good one, Boris!

[laughing]

Hugo thinks everything is funny.

If I laughed that much, I'd get a crack in my stone!

Wooo!

[babbling]

[silly voice] Can you help me brush my troll tangles?

[giggles]

Whoa‐whoa!

Aww, she likes you!

Nosy's never picked me up before.

Magnifique, Monsieur Hugo!

Merci! Thank you, Remy.

I love to cook! J'aime cuisiner.

[gasp] You speak French?

Oui!

What class!

Even Chef Remy likes him?

Sis! You gotta try this rock candy!

It tastes just like Grandgoyle's.

Hey. Where'd you get the bow tie?

Oh! Demi gave it to me.

He said it really brought out my granite gray.

Ah!

Demi's never given away his bow ties,

not even to me.

[munching sounds]

‐[chuckling] ‐[Nosy coos]

Can you tell us more about

when you and Gregoria were baby gargoyles?

Oh, I've got something better.

‐[Vampirina] Awww! ‐[Boris] What a bow!

How adorable!

Aww, she used to be so cute!

What do you mean used to be cute?

You know what, Hugo?

You're not at all what I was expecting.

Yeah! We've never met a gargoyle like you before.

[sigh]

[happy conversations]

[slurps and quacks]

How am I doing you ask?

Well, I feel like one left out gargoyle!

I think my family likes Hugo better than me.

We're just total opposites.

‐Hey, that's it. ‐Aww!

I know how I can win everyone back.

I just have to be the opposite of myself.

I have to be like Hugo!

Thanks for the advice, Penelope.

Great chat!

[crunch] Ah!

[laughter]

Incoming!

‐[Demi] Huh? ‐Gregoria?

A good gargoyle day to you all!

Are you... okay?

Of course! I'm jolly as a giant.

More rock candy please.

‐[clock chimes] ‐We'd better get going.

Don't want your Aunt Olga

to miss her sightseeing tours!

Will you be all right with Nosy

if we head out for a bit?

My sis and I will take care of everybody!

After all, I've always wanted

a family of my own to watch over!

That's right! Don't you worry!

We're going to have sooo much fun.

Really? You? Fun?

Seems like a reach.

Lets get this gargoyle guardian party started!

Party? I mean... yes! Party!

‐Ooh! [laughing] ‐[barking]

Come here you! [laughing]

[barking]

Aah!

[sighs]

[laughs]

Hmm...

[chuckles uncomfortably]

[drumming]

[electric guitar]

Eh.

[unenthused laugh]

‐[babbling] ‐[chuckles]

You know, I don't know if I've ever seen you so...

carefree.

Are you sure everything's okay?

What do you mean? I'm always this way.

Easy and breezy! That's me!

Get ready for Hide and Shriek!

One Transylvania, two Transylvania...

I'm not sure what put her in such a good mood,

but I'll take it!

[exhausted sigh]

How does Hugo do this all day?

Smiling is exhausting!

But at least it's working.

Everyone seems happy with this new me.

Dinner's almost ready!

Hugo says he's making a surprise.

You know me, I love surprises!

What in great gargoyles?!

Gigi's here! It's a real party now!

Sure... looks... fun.

I'll be in the dining room.

That was the biggest mess I've ever seen!

I gotta shut this down!

Wait, no. That's me being my stiff gargoyle self,

which isn't what everyone wants.

Dinner is served!

Dessert for dinner?!

I mean... why not skip all the vampire veggies?

Yeah!

[cooing]

‐[Hugo] Well, how is it? ‐Mmm! Heh!

[cooing]

[Demi, gasping] Big baby! Oh, big baby!

‐Nosy! Oh, no! ‐Uh‐oh!

We must have mixed up a potion ingredient with a cake ingredient.

If little Nosy can make a mess,

I don't want to see what kind of mess big Nosy can make.

[babbling and giggling]

Fun, fun, fun.

We have to do something!

Whoa! Careful, Nosy!

Come back, little Nosy!

I mean, big Nosy!

Aah! Okay, not cute when she almost sits on you!

‐Aah! ‐[clattering]

Watch out! Ohh, how'd we get into this mess?

Oh, I have a few ideas!

[babbling]

[giggling]

‐[crying] ‐Oh, no!

[crying]

All right! Fun's over!

There will be no vampire tears on my watch.

Oh, I don't want vampire tears, either!

What do we do?

There's only one gargoyle who always knows

what to do in a mess, and that's Gregoria!

That sounds like me all right.

Here's the plan.

Vee and Chef Remy, you cook the reverse potion.

‐On it! ‐Oui!

Demi, can you fix Nosy's doll?

Aye, aye! I'll even pick a new outfit.

Hugo, I need you to calm her down

before she cries a river in here.

I know you can do it.

I won't let you down, Sis.

[stone clacking]

[upbeat music]

[happy cooing]

Reverse potion is all brewed!

And Nosy is nice and calm.

Good work!

Now let's get this baby back to baby size!

[Vampirina] Here you go, Nosy!

That's it. Take the bottle.

[giggling]

Whew! That's better.

You saved the day, Gregoria!

That could have been an even bigger mess!

What would we do without you?

The real you.

Yeah, what was goin' on?

You were so... nice and cheery!

I know. [shivers]

I guess I thought everyone wanted

a more fun and carefree gargoyle around like Hugo.

So I stopped being myself.

I'm sorry.

But, Gregoria,

you're perfect the way you are!

Vee's right!

I'm sorry I got carried away, too.

I just always know I can have fun when you're around,

because you'll make sure nothing bad happens.

That's why we love you, Gregoria.

And why I've always looked up to you.

You look up to me?

And not just because I'm on the roof, right?

Of course. You're my big sis!

[upbeat music]

♪ Back when I was younger, just a wee little rock ♪

♪ Anytime that I was feeling low down ♪

♪ You would pep me up with a sarcastic pep talk ♪

♪ And you'd brighten up my day with your distinctive frown ♪

♪ I just can't believe that you never knew ♪

♪ Gregoria, I look up to you ♪

♪ Now I see this perfect ♪

♪ Monster family you've raised ♪

♪ As steady and as sturdy as stone ♪

♪ No one rocks as hard as you, I'm always amazed ♪

♪ And I wish I had a family I could call my own ♪

♪ After all these years, it's totally true ♪

♪ Gregoria, I look up to you ♪

♪ You, you, you ♪

♪ You know that I love quibblin' ♪

♪ With my older boulder siblin' ♪

♪ Big sister, yeah, I look up to you ♪

See those three stars there? That's Ogre's Belt!

Hugo, I have a surprise for you.

I know you've always wanted to be a guardian gargoyle

and have a family to protect, so...

[Aunt Olga] I know she can be a handful,

but we'd love for you to join our family.

Do you really mean it?!

Being Nosy's guardian would be a dream come true!

But do you think I'm right for the job?

I'll be around to teach you everything you need to learn.

But I know you'll be great.

You kept Nosy calm when no one else could.

She loves you.

Oh! And I love Nosy!

Gootchie gootchie boo!

Gootchie gootchie booooo!

This calls for a Hugo hug!

As your new guardian,

I promise to be the best leader I can.

Just like my sister!

And I could be more carefree like my brother.

Gargoyle Grey tea anyone?

[sipping]

[hiccupping]

Oh, no! [nervous laugh]

There might have been another potion left in the kitchen!

‐[burp] ‐[laughter]

I may be made of stone, but I'm still fun!

[Vampirina] That's our gargoyle!

[Vampirina] "The Search for Bigfoot!"

Phew! That sure was a big history test, huh?

And an even bigger model of Mars we had to make!

True. But that's nothing compared

to how big today's about to get!

What do you mean, Vee?

Uncle Bob's coming to visit!

You mean Uncle Bob who just happens to be Bigfoot?

The Bigfoot. That uncle Bob?

Wow, it really is gonna be a big day then!

Yep!

He's been on vacation in the woods

here in Pennsylvania,

taking videos for his travel blog.

When he's done, he's gonna come stay at the Scare B&B!

Your Uncle Bob is a lotta fun!

That's really exciting.

‐[Edgar] It is exciting! ‐[girls] Aah!

Edgar!

There's no way he heard us

talking about Bigfoot, right?

Um, what's so exciting exactly?

Weekly Weirdness has its 100th show this week,

remember?

Uh, that was what you were talking about, right?

Oh, yeah! [laughs] We can't wait!

Your three biggest fans, right here!

What's your big 100th show gonna be about?

Not sure yet, but whatever it is,

it's gotta be supremely weird.

Maybe UFOs or the Swamp Monster

or why my locker smells so bad!

[Vampirina] Mama! Papa! I'm home.

We're in here!

Oh, hi, batcakes.

Hi! Is Uncle Bob here yet?

Is he hiding?

Uh, well...

You seeee...

Um, the thing is...

Let the Gargoyle take care of this.

Let's see. How do I put this delicately?

Bob's missing! Gone! Nowhere to be found!

Ah, very delicate.

Sorry, never been great at giving bad news.

Good thing I've got such a reassuring face.

Uncle Bob's missing?

I'm sure he's fine.

But he was supposed to arrive this morning,

and he hasn't yet.

And he isn't answering his skullphone, either!

Plus, Bigfoots are always on time.

Would you ever run late if you could take such giant steps?

If only we had some clue about where Bob might be.

I can't think of any place in the weird wide world to look!

Weird world wide...

[gasp] That's it!

I know where we can find some clues!

Uncle Bob's travel blog!

Uncle Bob goes all around the world

and posts videos of his travels

for everyone in the monster world to see!

Maybe what he posted can lead us to him!

Spookiful idea, Vee.

Let's get to clicking and sleuthing.

Howdy to all my monster friends

out there on the World Wide Cobweb.

I'm Bob the Bigfoot,

and I'm gonna be doing my signature Yeti‐dance

all around the world!

[country music playing]

[wind whooshes]

[squeaking]

[squeaking]

Wait! Here are some videos of him

in the Pennsylvanian forest!

Phew! All this hiking in the mountains

has made me hungry!

I better go get my favorite outdoorsy snack.

Later, ghouls!

Papa, you've known Uncle Bob for centuries.

Do you know what the snack might be?

I'm not sure.

Back when Bob and I were in college

at Booversity of Transylvania,

we lived in the city, not in the forest.

I'm no expert of him in the wild, weirdly enough!

Weirdly...

[gasp] Wait, we know a Bigfoot expert!

Whoa! This is so cool!

Vee, having a Bigfoot scavenger hunt

for Weekly Weirdness' 100th show is genius!

Do you think if I follow all your clues,

I'll see the actual Bigfoot?

Uh, heh heh. Maybe we will!

[to herself] But I definitely hope you don't.

I gotta get my weirdest opening shot ever!

Okay, Hauntley huddle. So let's go over the plan.

Gregoria and I will check those travel videos we saw for clues.

Then you'll give the clues to Edgar,

pretending they're part of the scavenger hunt.

And hopefully my brother will lead us to Bob

without even realizing it.

Right! Another Frankenstein‐level genius plan

by my little Vee!

So what's the first clue?

Ooh! Bob's recent entry says,

"Click here for half off on tomb polish!"

‐Huh? ‐That's an ad,

not the blog, you goofy ghoul. Here.

[Bob] I better go get my favorite outdoorsy snack.

Later, ghouls!

Okay, Edgar! Ready for your first clue?

Am I!? Is our town full of shape‐shifting aliens from Mars?

Uh. That's a yes.

Bat‐tastic! The first clue is, um,

"When Bigfoot's in a hungry mood,

what's he pick as his favorite outdoor food?"

Oh! That's easy!

Bigfoot loves fresh salmon!

And everyone knows salmon swim upstream,

so we should go this way.

Look at this!

It's one of my old Bigfoot traps.

I put a bunch of these out last time we went camping.

My guidebook says the smell of salmon jerky

can attract Bigfoot from miles away.

Hopefully Bob would find a way to get the salmon jerky,

but not fall for the trap.

[upbeat music]

♪ If you've lost a monster who needs to be tracked ♪

♪ There's only one expert to call ♪

♪ 'Cause every odd or obscure monster fact ♪

♪ Our Edgar's the one who knows all ♪

♪ He's a ghostly ghoul genius, a true devotee ♪

♪ Just watch Weekly Weirdness, and you're sure to see ♪

♪ His werewolf awareness is downright revered ♪

♪ He's the master of monsters, the wizard of weird ♪

[sniffing]

♪ Now there may be some who would call Edgar strange ♪

♪ But we see his quirks as a plus ♪

[Vampirina] ♪ No matter what happens ♪

♪ We hope he won't change ♪

♪ He's almost as wacky as us ♪

♪ He's the sultan of sasquatch, a real Bigfoot buff ♪

♪ With monster minutiae, he sure knows his stuff ♪

♪ We've lost Uncle Bob, yes, he just disappeared ♪

♪ Call the master of monsters, the wizard of weird ♪

[Edgar] Which way do we go?

Do you have a clue, Vee?

Uhh, just give me a second.

[whispering] Demi? Gregoria?

Aww, would you look at that,

this cat and monkey are playing together!

What unlikely best friends! Aww!

[giggles] Demi!

That's not one of Bob's videos!

Better leave it to me.

You know how easily Demi gets distracted.

[sniffling] If getting distracted

by the greatest animal friendship of all time is wrong,

well, I don't want to be right! Oh!

‐Mm‐hmm. ‐[phone beeps]

Whew! This has been quite the trek!

My dogs are barking,

and by dogs, I mean my feet! Ha ha!

Time for my afternoon soak,

and then I'll find a spot for a half‐hour hibernation!

So a bath and a nap. Got it.

Hey, Edgar! Um...

"When Bigfoot's tired and stinky, too,

what exactly does he do?"

Ha! This is too easy!

Bigfoot loves a good mud bath!

[gasp] Over here!

Oh, these have to be Bigfoot prints!

Those look like Bob's feet, all right.

And after a bath,

Bigfoot always takes a nap in cool, dark places.

So the deeper and darker the forest the better!

Bob does love a cool, dark place to sleep in!

That's true. Back in college,

I always found him asleep

in the janitor's closet with a mop on his head!

A dead end, huh?

Well, if I know scavenger hunts,

there's gotta be a secret route in these bushes.

There's no secret route.

This really is a dead end.

We're stumped.

Tree‐stumped that is. [giggling]

What? Too obvious?

Uh, just maybe not the right time

for your patented Demi "comedy."

[giggles] Right. Sorry.

I'll check Bob's next video and‐‐ [gasp]

That tomb polish is still on sale!

Also... [gasp] There are no more videos left!

No more clues.

[howling in the distance]

Bigfoot! It's Bigfoot!

That's the Bigfoot distress call!

My guidebook says he makes that sound when he's in trouble.

Now where is that coming from?

Remember everybody, we can't let Edgar actually see Bob!

Right. Boris, dear, you and Vee go find out

where the sound is coming from.

We'll keep Edgar distracted.

[louder] Uh, why don't we all split up

and find the source of the sound!

I think it's this way, Edgar.

Bigfoot, here we come!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Papa?

I think so.

You know what they say, great bats think alike.

Let's fly higher and see if we can spot your uncle.

[dramatic music]

[distressed howling]

This way!

Uncle Bob!

‐Ooh! ‐Boris! Vee!

Boy howdy, am I glad to see the two of you!

Bob! What happened?

I saw some salmon jerky lying around on the ground,

and I went to get it,

when, whadayaknow, I got stuck in this trap.

Mm! It was worth it though.

‐Mmm‐mmm! ‐[Vampirina] Don't worry.

We'll get you out!

Yes, we will! In just a...

unh, second.

Thanks, you two!

‐Oh! Ohhh! ‐[thud]

You all right, Bob?

Never better!

Nothin' tougher than these tootsies here.

I'm just glad you're okay!

I am, thanks to you two for tracking me down.

Ugh! Don't mention it.

Y'know, we actually couldn't have done it

without Poppy's brother, Edgar.

He's your biggest fan.

He even put out that salmon jerky.

Do you think you could let him snap a photo of you?

Even if it's just part of your arm or your toe?

It'd mean a lot.

Sorry, little Vee.

You know how I feel about humans taking my picture.

[Edgar] I think I just heard something!

Come on!

Oh, no, that's Edgar!

‐You better hide! ‐Roger that!

Hey! I thought I heard Bigfoot in here.

Did you see anything?

Nope! Heh heh. Didn't see anything.

Nothin' at all.

Aw. I don't hear him anymore, either!

The trail's gone cold.

Man, I really thought I'd found him this time.

All I ever wanted since episode one of Weekly Weirdness

was to see Bigfoot.

He was what made me want to explore

mysterious and weird stuff.

He's the coolest monster there is.

[sniffling] He really is my biggest fan.

But after 100 episodes,

it feels like I'm not any closer to finding him.

Maybe we should just go home.

[branches rustling]

[gasp] Wait, Edgar! Look!

Is that... ?

It is! It is!

Where's my camera?! Where's my camera?!

Um, you're holding it.

Oh, yeah. Right!

And there you have it, folks.

This picture might be a little out of focus,

but it's pretty good proof that Bigfoot is real!

I'm sure I'll meet him in person one of these days,

even if it takes a hundred more shows!

But for now, this is Edgar Peepleson saying,

"Stay weird, Pennsylvania!"

Aw, I wish I could've shown this to Uncle Bob

before he left for Transylvania this morning.

Especially since it seems like he relaxed

his "no pictures taken by humans" policy.

Huh! I wonder why?

Oh, I know why.

[country music]

Hello, monster fans! Just wanna say I wrapped up

a pretty eventful trip to the Pennsylvania forests

and my favorite Scare B&B,

and it's all thanks to my biggest fan,

Edgar Peepleson!

Aw, just like the monkey and the cat

from the video I watched,

these two have an unbreakable bond.

Oh, for Drac's sake.

[giggles]

You're right, Demi.

They really do.

[theme music playing]