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Where the hell are you?

I'll gonna kick your little ass if you don't get out here.

That went on for like two days. I don't remember anything

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy

Go away.

Go away!

Can you tell me about Jeremy Dorian?

Where did you two meet?

I don't wanna talk about Jeremy.

Why you guys doing this to me?

Why my story here?

Is he your boyfriend?

Again, my name is Dr. Carter Moore.

You waived your right to an attorney and I'm just here to speak with you.

I honestly don't remember anything

That's alright.

Let's just start at the beginning

@ Nope. Into older guys. No games. @ So what's your story? Single?

@ Yeah I'm just a typical guy.

@ I like arts, movies, museums, paintings this sort of stuff. I'm Caleb.

@ Jeremy. Nice to meet you.

@ We haven't yet. @ Then let's work on that.

@ It's a date. @ It's coffee. Lol

@ Hahaha. See you tomorrow.

Jeremy?

Awwww Thank you. You shouldn't have.

How long have you worked here?

About three years.

It's alright.

It keeps me out of trouble.

Trouble?

What kind of trouble?

Thank you for the flowers by the way .

Gentlemen always brings flowers on the first date.

Oh wait sorry. It's not a date it's coffee.

I'm not used to guys being so nice to me.

Oh, come on. That's hard to believe.

No one ever gave me flowers before.

Well, I did.

You did.

Why am I so nervous?

Guess I don't get out much

That's impossible.

You're beautiful.

Thank you.

My God

You're shaking

Why?

It's you

I wanna tell you something.

Okay.

Not now. Not now.

Please stop

Not right now.

I thought you would never come.

I'm so pleased you did.

I didn't know you wanted me to.

It took some work to find you.

Caleb. My boy.

My baby boy Caleb, look at you. You have grown to be such a big boy.

Why do you cover your hair like that?

You have such a nice head of hair. - Mom.

Just like me. Not like your father.

Like me.

Caleb. My boy Caleb.

Where have you been?

You left me mom.

Gave me up.

You're here now. You've came home.

Cale

Cale

Caleb?

Cale, you awake?

There's something I wanna tell you.

When I woke up. He was gone.

How did that make you feel?

Abandoned, alone. How would that make you feel?

Why sat there writing every word I said? I just want to go home

Caleb. You can't go home.

We need to find out what happened.

I don't know where it came from.

Can I help you?

How are you?

What can I get you?

A cappuccino no whipped cream.

So how are you?

How are you?

Busy

It's good to see you.

What elese can I get you?

Did I did something wrong?

Yes, as a matter of fact you did.

You left.

No note. No phone number.

Nothing.

That was three days ago.

I'm sorry.

That's why I'm here.

Caleb

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make you this upset.

I knew I'd see you again.

Well, I didn't.

Have dinner with me.

Okay.

You better make this better.

This got to be the best Chinese food I've ever had

I love siting by the fire and play a cd. Kinda romantic

Yeah, I really loved your place.

Thanks. So do I.

It was left to me when my mom died.

Sorry to hear that. That she died.

Ok, man.

She wasn't my real mom.

I just called her that because she was the closest thing.

I don't know my real dad either.

I was adopted.

I spent most of my childhood in foster care.

You know, in and out, in and out.

I guess you can say I was a troubled one.

Yeah, seriously.

And then I met this older couple, Carrigton

Gave me a stable home.

They knew I was gay from the beginning. No problem with that. They were really cool.

Long story short, Carolyn caught Doug cheating and she kicked him out.

Shortly after she was diagnosed with leukemia

And two days before my seventeenth birthday she died.

They let me back when I was eighteen.

By leaving me this place she made sure I'd always have a home.

And you mister is very brave.

I think that all that stuff that you've gone through

Has made you into the man you are today.

I guess.

Why are you so nice to me?

Because I like you.

You're sweet, you're open, you're honest.

I never met anyone like you before.

I never told anyone that stuff before.

Well, I'm glad you did.

Now.... you ready for dessert?

Hell yeah.

Scoop! Not that much. Pick that up.

Damn! That's good, that's good.

- I can't eat all that. - What you're talking about?

Alright. No more, no more.

- More? - No

So what with all these horses?

Childhood fantasy.

I love horses.

This one

I have since I was four, I think.

It's my favorite

I've been collecting since... Oh god my entire life.

My one constant.

I used to hide, you know

Hide in my closet

And secretly, I hoped and prayed that one day he would come to life

And just take me away from all the hell that I was living.

You ever ride one?

A few times in Vermont.

We should go.

To Vermont?

No nimrod. Horseback riding

You'd do that with me?

You do realize this is disgusting, don't you?

Oh, come on leave poor Hermie alone.

You know there's only one thing I hate in this world

And it's nasty hairy spiders

Oh, come on he's only a little bit poisonous

Don't touch the glass!

It couldn't be something like a dog or a cat?

No, I don't like happy little pets

And lord knows I ain't into pussy.

What is one do with a spider anyway?

I mean you can't you can't take them out and play with them.

Sure you can.

I take him out all the time I let it roll all over me.

Remind me not to be around when you do that.

Fuck!

Ass!

You sure you don't wanna hold him?

No! Would shit myself. Twice.

Oh god...

Come on

Don't touch the glass!

I can still hear in this room now

Me too.

Tell me something about you that no one else knows.

No, seriously

I want to learn everything about you

Okay.

I'm a recovering addicted alcoholic.

I've been sober for 15 years.

No shit.

I call it a gift that my alcoholic mother never got.

She's still alive?

She died when I was twenty-three

From drinking?

When she was in reharb, and she went there

She wanted out to stay with me.

I couldn't take it anymore.

I've found her body submerged in the bathtub after all the house flooded.

After all this time I still don't know if she drowned or...

Drank herself to death.

I'm so sorry.

I've nearly let it stop me

I've kept using for years and

I just finally got sick and tired of being sick and tired.

So, there you go. It's one of my biggest secrets.

I wasn't expecting this one.

So you haven't drank or smoked or anything in 15 years?

- Not even a little bit? - No.

I never thought of it like that

That you can do anything you set your heart to?

Man, I can't believe this is real.

Why don't you pinch me and find out?

You're such a nerd!

He was like my knight in shining armor.

I never met someone who really listen to me the way he does.

It sounds like you're quite enamored with Jeremy.

Where is he?

Does he know I'm here?

Let me ask you something

Would you ever intencionally

Do something to Jeremy that would hurt him?

No. Absolutely not.

Why would you say something like that?

I need to see him.

Now!

You're very angry.

- I understand that. - You don't understand shit!

You have no idea what is like to be me.

That's exactly what we need to find out.

I don't need heroes right now.

Give me that goddamit! How many times do I have to tell you

Not at the dinner table?

Now, maybe you finish your dinner.

You are not leaving this table

Until you finish every goddamn bit of that do you hear me?

- Do you hear me? - I don't like it mommy.

Eat!

Eat, eat, eat!

Eat your pussy boy!

Eat, eat, eat!

Eat, eat!

Go to bed.

It must have been really hard for you.

I never told anyone

Are you sure this doesn't bother you?

No. It's cool.

And you don't have to keep asking me.

I just do not want you to

I really needed to unwind tonight.

I know, baby

You know

You really need to realize there is so much good in you

Validating that good is not always an easy thing to do.

I just feel alone. So alone sometimes.

Okay

I can't shake this feeling of being abandoned.

But you, you can change that.

It's all up to you.

Besides

You, mister have me now.

Will you stay with me tonight?

I would love to stay with you tonight.

Come on sleepyhead wake up. I got a surprise for you.

Sleeping Beauty, wake up!

- It's Saturday. - Yeah I know. Let's go!

- Where are we going? - Up, up, up I got a surprise

- I hate surprises. - I heard that.

Why can't you tell me what we're doing here?

Well, since horses are the one thing that brighten up that beautiful smile

I thought you should have one of your own.

What are you talking about?

This farm is part of an adoption horse program.

You get to adopt an older abused horse.

Cale, I want you to meet Midle fiddles.

Midle meet your owner Caleb.

- You're kidding, right? - She is 15 years old

She is friendly, healthy and I think a big old lesbian.

As you may remember don't show a whip or anything like that.

No. Of course not.

There's one more thing

What?

I just want you to know that you have made me

The happiest I've ever been in my entire life.

I've never felt this way about another guy.

I love you so much.

I love you too.

Thank you, thank you

That was the first time I ever heard someone tell me that

With such conviction.

It meant much more to me

I don't even think I love myself.

Did you ever?

No.

Why is that?

I don't know.

I never had that.

Growing up. Even when I was a little kid.

I've been told

I was a pussy boy a fag all the time.

Doesn't do much for the self-esteem.

Who called you that?

My mother. For starters.

You're not a pussy and you're not a faggot.

I suck dick

Is that what you think a faggot is?

What a faggot is is a disgusting slang.

That's all

Whatever. I'm gay okay?

Oh, great. It's not a bad thing.

You had love

Genuine love.

Pony Boy, you know from the movie The Outsiders?

I like the name but I can't say I've ever seen it.

The youngers today! You can get no respect.

What about you?

Who?

When I was a teen

I had all dark and everything.

It all that dark hair and thing going on?

I'd actually got caught beating off thinking about him

Really?

I hung this Outsiders poster on my bedroom wall.

And I thought I was being all inconspicuous about it

With that hung behind my bed.

Oops

I had laid back with my feet on the pillow and I got busy.

My mother comes in with a pile of laundry

And there I am jerking off.

Choking the chicken, yes, go on.

I had my shirt pulled against my nipples

And my jeans and my underwear around my ankles

She walks in and I'm so caught off guard that I rolled off the bed

And I fall to the ground.

Classic

It was like something out of a Ben Stiller movie, but

Honestly though the real experience was not that fun.

You were alone

Now I have you.

So let me ask you something

Shoot.

Ever think about finding your mom?

What is the point?

Closure?

I have thought about a couple of times.

Someday.

I was with a family

A southern nice couple. Who took good care of me.

That's nice, sweetie.

Kinda boring, but they're cool.

What's brown and sticky?

- Poop? - No!

Ice stick, silly!

I'm at school. I try really hard.

It's alright I don't really get the whole algebra 2 thing.

What is a perverted frog say?

I don't know.

Rubbit, rubbit, rubbit

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Mom...

Lickalotofpussy

Come on, Caleb, duh

Just one more, one more I promise.

And then we will go down to that apple sauce cause

I need my sassy.

Okay, what is the number one cause of pedophilia?

Sexy Babes.

Get it?

Get it? It's sexy babes.

Why would someone who barely cooks have two jars of cream of tartar?

- I honestly don't really know what that is. - I don't either.

So how we do with this one?

Half of it maybe?

So why did you learn all this... kitchen stuff?

You don't really even seem like the cooking type.

Magic.

Oh, I almost forgot

You shouldn't have.

Just open it.

So I saw in the drugstore and I thought of you.

Oh, my God a Bugs Bunny toothbrush!

- I know it's silly. - No, it's not silly.

It's very sweet.

I just thought that we could, huh

Take to the next step, level that...

I just thought... You could keep it here.

With no more overnight toiletry bags.

No more overnight toiletry bag.

And a key.

- To your hole? - No! Oh, gross.

To my heart... No the house.

Or to my heart... to the house.

Thank you.

I love you so much.

Thanks.

By the way, huh

I've found her.

Your mom.

Cale

Cale, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do it.

I'm sorry, alright? I...I... I shouldn't have done that.

I apologize.

Just fucking stop... Just fucking stop!

Why can't you be my fucking boyfriend and not my keeper?

- I'm not... - You have fucking no idea!

- So what? - I thought I was doing something -

So now you know that Caleb the Jake's fucking family secret!

How do you feel about it, huh?

You wanna know a secret? Wanna know a secret?

I've been keeping tabs in the bitch the entire time.

In the fucking loony bin! That's exactly where she's been!

I knew that! I fucking knew that!

- Just calm down. - No, don't tell me to calm down

I'm sorry, okay? I thought I was doing something right.

You have no fucking idea how It feels you have no fucking idea.

- Enough, enough okay? - Shut up!

I'm sorry, alright?

Calm down

I'm sorry.

- It's not okay. - I know it's not okay. I am sorry, OK?

Ten minutes. It was I needed it was ten fucking minutes.

And I become like her. It was all I needed.

Did you discussed this with your therapist?

What's the point? I'd just get another pill and I needed...

With the right diagnosis and medication it's amazing what can help.

Let's get something straight. I'm not her, alright?

I'm not her.

You're fucking disgusting.

You're a fucking piece of shit.

You ugly little pussy bitch.

Come whore

You did this to me.

You made me like this. You did it.

You made me what I am.

You. You. you. Little faggot!

Little faggot!

I can't stand you.

I can not stand and I pushed out of my vagina

You ruined me

You tore up my insides

And stole every piece of me when you forced

Your little fat wrinkled baby body into this world.

My heart...

My intestines... my pussy

My fucking anus. You're gross.

You are disgusting. And look at you.

Just look at you!

Look at you devil spawn.

Worse than even the man who dumped sperm into me.

And all for what? Huh? For what?

So that you can run around

Sticking AIDS in your asshole. You sad, pathetic

Faggot, homo.

I hate you.

I hate you!

- You're not going to the hospital? - No, I didn't go to the hospital.

I wan't leave you like this.

You and I we need to talk.

Do you hate me?

No. No, I don't hate you.

I am the one you should hate.

It's all my fault. I never should have butted in.

This isn't anyone's fault.

I did this.

I still can not comprehend.

Why you would cut yourself like this.

- Ouch. - Sorry - Don't.

Fuck!

I don't know.

I guess I just wanted the outsides looked like the way I feel on the inside.

I'm fucking stupid!

- Suicide is not an option. - I wasn't gonna do that.

You know I look at you and all I see is pain.

I just wanna make it better.

You know that's just it. Don't try so hard.

I'm not used to all this.

You know no one has ever gave me this much.

And...

Every single time I let someone in they just leave me

So don't try so hard okay?

What was I supposed to do?

I walk in and I see you bleeding.

I don't call this trying too hard, okay?

I call it trying to take care of someone I love.

You're not gonna leave me now, will you?

Did you not just hear what I said?

I said I love you.

You know the past eight months have

Changed my life more than you will ever know.

I'm sorry.

I never wanna leave you.

You know what you need?

A lot of Valium?

Maybe.

Yeah probably.

I think you needs a little Hero in the morning.

How that sound?

PUBLIC RIDING STABLE

That was mine.

Wanna see what it is?

If it's good for something

- Cute - My God! It's adorable!

Here we go

But Daddy is not going to be the one getting in the middle of the night feeding her, is he?

She knows me like a book

I'm kidding

She just kicked! This kid has been going crazy all day

Honey, feel, feel.

Here it is.

David could you carry the recycle bin too?

Oh, you didn't!

These are my favorite!

- Don't forget the box. It's in the car. - I know, okay.

How to understand me. I don't even love myself.

Cale you just have to...

You have to be completely honest with me.

To make it work

I like it that way.

Why you did this to me?

Why-did-this-to-me?

Why?

Are you? Fuck you!

I've been waiting for you.

Sorry baby, I got stuck in the ER.

Come to bed.

I see how this goes.

This is my payback for being late?

Scoot.

You're a dirty boy...

You have no idea.

Now kiss me

Close your eyes

I have a surprise for you

Can I open?

.

Lucky you

How did you get these?

Cale take this off from me.

Cale, come on let me explain. Just take this off.

I really don't think I should right now.

Cale, Cale wait, let me explain. Cale wait, Cale!

Caleb, take these fucking things off me. Cale! Cale!

Please stop, please stop. Please stop, please stop.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

You're a pussy, can't stand a shit!

You are fucking crazy!

What did you call me?

I have been here for hours. Your fucking psycho!

Please don't hit me. Please don't hit me.

Listen to you. You sound like a faggot. You are a faggot, right? Right?

Take these off me.

Answer the question

Yes.

Louder. I wanna hear again.

Yes.

Very good.

Now you see I know that. And you know that.

But does your wife know that?

Why are you doing this to me?

Why? Why?

Listen to you downward pathetic!

- You're a downright liar. - No!

Nothing that we did was a lie.

I'm so fucking done with your rant.

It just blows my mind!

And she's pregnant? She is pregnant!

Take that off me.

You wife should really lock that door.

Please don't hurt her! Please don't hurt her!

She's fine.

What do you think I am?

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Shut up.

You're not who I thought you were. You're just like everybody else.

No, you don't listen to me.

I'm sorry.

Shut up.

Just stop

Please let me go. I won't tell anyone. Please you let me go.

I know.

You're too afraid.

What would you say? I'm sucking a psycho's dick?

Your missus would love that.

How long do you plan keeping me here?

Until you tell me the truth.

Have you heard of brief reactive psychosis?

Not. Enlight me.

It's usually triggered by an extremely stressful event in one's life.

You've had many recently.

The subject tends to hear voices and hallucinate.

You see and hear things that are not really there.

They do things they would normally never do.

Does this sound familiar?

We talked about your life growing up. The abandonment.

So what does this have to do here?

I'm thinking that perhaps the new details you discovered about Jeremy's life

May have been the trigger for what transpired with him.

You people keep saying what transpired with Jeremy

I don't know what you're talking about.

Do you hear yourself?

You have an acute reaction to rejection.

There's always someone telling me I can take myself up again.

So many credit cards.

Who is Don?

Should I take as a yes?

Oh, look at that. The first words you said in hours.

I was beginning to think you were mad at me.

So what's her name?

The bitch.

Fuck you!

Why did you get married if you're gay?

You have no clue about our relationship.

You're gay. You can't make that go away.

Yes, I'm gay. Okay. there, I said it.

I'm gay.

Does she even knows?

I don't know.

Why did you marry her?

Because I thought I would change.

I thought having a baby would make things different.

Do you hear how ridiculous that is?

Oh, it's so easy for you, isn't it?

You grew up in different times, Cale.

You. You have things like fucking Glee.

When I grew up, what I heard was that gay equals AIDS.

You're gay, you die. That kept me hiding.

You wanna know the real reason my adoptive mother throw her husband out?

She caught him fucking me.

He'd been molesting me for years. You have no idea what it feels like

To have a man who were suppose to be your father

Riping your ass open.

And AIDS? You think I wasn't scared to die

That disgusting creep shot his load in my ass constantly?

If you think I wasn't scared of dying...

Think again my friend.

I should be back by three.

Would you like me to leave the TV on for you?

TV... there's no TV.

Okay.

Before I go take three of these.

One, two, and three.

Drink

Drink

Swallow.

Now I know you know how to do that.

Good boy.

Open, come on. Open. Come on.

For the anxiety.

This should do the trick.

I wanna go home.

You are home.

I love you.

Can I get one of these?

I've seen you here.

Because I work here.

So I assumed. I'm hot and I think you're kind of hot

What do you say we make a go?

That's stupid.

You're stupid. Because I'm married.

Yeah, well good luck with that

It's on the house.

A nasty little bitch aren't you?

You have no idea.

Get up.

Come on. Shut up, pussy.

Healthy or sick you will swallow these pills.

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing?

I thought you'd like.

Why don't just kill me?

I don't want this anymore.

Don't be ridiculous.

I wanna die.

I can't...

Don't worry, I have something better for you.

Care about to listen one thing theat you're ?

Take a sip.

More?

It's good, isn't it? Have some more.

Gradually, don't be greedy, Let's get drunk together.

Do you hate me?

No. No I don't hate you.

I'm the one you should hate. It's all my fault.

This isn't anyone's fault.

I did this.

You are gonna leave me now, aren't you?

I said I love you.

You know the past eight months

Have changed my life more than you will ever know.

I'm sorry.

I never wanna leave you.

You know what I'm really scared?

I do love you.

Get it out! Get it out!

There was only one thing left to do.

And what was that?

.

Yes.

Everything will be okay.

Jeremy? Jeremy I'm here.

Here.

Jeremy?

What is this all about?

Jeremy?

Are you okay?

It seems we have something in common.

Isn't that right, babe?

Someone tell me what the hell is going on here.

Go on. Tell her.

Please help me.

Go on.

Go ahead and tell her.

Just like we practiced.

- Come on. I... - I...

Am...

Am...

- A... - Please...

- A... - A...

Faggot

Faggot

How are we supposed to be a family when you have a wife?

We've been fucking for almost a year.

Tell her how you like to go down on me.

He sucks a mean and cock swallows too.

Look at that.

Nice thrown. You're more of a man than he is.

Seriously. What you got here.

Wouldn't it be great if Mommy had a dirty little secret too?

Cale

It's over.

Stop, stop

I killed her.

I did it.

I didn't mean to do it.

I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

The last thing I remember is being in Jeremy's house.

And that was it.

Like I said let's start at the beginning.

Are you hungry still? Are you hungry still?

You want the little cow? You want the little cow?

You want the little cow. I know you do.

DADDY'S LITTLE ANGEL

English Subtitles: Pinky and the Brain