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� It's the most wonderful time
of the year
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� With the kids jingle-belling
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� And everyone telling you
be of good cheer
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� It's the most wonderful time
of the year
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� It's the hap-happiest season of all
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� With those holiday greetings
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� And gay, happy meetings
when friends come to call
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� It's the hap-happiest season of all
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� There'll be parties for hosting
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� Marshmallows for toasting
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� And carolling out in the snow
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� There'll be scary ghost stories
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� And tales of the glories
of Christmases long, long ago
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All right, kiddo.
I'm ready when you are.
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OK.
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To Santa Claus from Brian Cullen,
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regarding presents.
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Dear Santa, I am fine.
I hope you are well.
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This year I'd like a Rocketwheel.
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Personal regards, Brian Cullen.
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Very professional.
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What's a Rocketwheel?
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Um, it's like only one of
the coolest bikes in the world.
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It makes all sorts of noises,
its wheels light up and...
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OK, OK, OK. Jump in.
Are you sure that's all you want?
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Well, Uncle Ralph
brings me everything else.
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That's true. He does.
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You know, we are gonna have to be
extra nice to Uncle Ralph this year.
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- You mean because of Aunt Margaret?
- Yes, because of Aunt Margaret.
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You know, the holidays can be
a little rough when you've lost someone.
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But let's make this Christmas
the best Christmas ever.
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- OK?
- OK.
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What's this?
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Oh, well, some of the boys said
at school that Santa Claus wasn't real.
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- So I wrote down a few questions.
- And they are?
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How does he do it all in one night,
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I mean, the whole world?
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Well, there are time differences
in all the markets. That helps, right?
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So, like, when it's Christmas here,
it's not Christmas in Australia.
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So that gets him an extra night.
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And he has a lot of branch offices
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and I'm sure that he's updated
his distribution software.
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Look, FedEx does it every day, right?
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You know what?
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I am gonna look this over,
and I will get back to you tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Go to sleep, my little thinker.
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Close your eyes.
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Sweet dreams.
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Good night.
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I can't wait for Christmas to be over.
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(Mechanical voice)
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I got him for my nephew for Christmas.
I think I'm gonna keep him.
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- He can drive a cop car.
- Hey, Ralph.
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Yeah, I'll be right there, Benny.
This is so good. It's gonna walk.
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That's very nice.
There's a surprise for you over here.
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All right. Give him a beer.
I think he'll enjoy it.
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Behave.
All right, I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Hey, everybody. How you doing?
What are you guys doing here?
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Nice to see you, Marcia.
All right, what's going on, huh?
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Congratulations.
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We wanted to pay tribute
to your retirement with a portrait.
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What do you think?
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Thank you, thank you.
Listen, it's great that I'm on the wall.
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- I'd just rather be on the street.
- Ralph, it's an honour.
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No, I know that. I know.
It's an honour, right.
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But I can run circles
around those young guys.
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Come here.
I wanna show you something.
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- Ralph.
- You're not gonna believe this.
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No, Benny, come here.
You're not gonna believe this robot.
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- Hey.
- What?
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- Give it up.
- Give it up? You got a gun?
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- I don't need a gun with you, old man.
- No? Are you nuts?
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I'm gonna tell you something.
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You make one move and I will crush
your windpipe, all right?
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Now, what did we learn
from this evening?
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You do not attack somebody outside
of a bar filled with police officers.
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You understand?
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And if my robot is any way damaged,
I will just rip you apart.
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- Hey, you guys got some cuffs?
- Yeah, yeah. I got some here.
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Would you do me a favour?
Would you cuff him? I am exhausted.
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You got it. Let's go, buddy.
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Get his name and book him.
Attempted robbery.
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So, here's the stuff
on Hybron Microtech.
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Great.
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And there's a little surprise
waiting for you in your office.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yep.
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Flowers from Mr Barnes himself.
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The card reads:
"Great job on the Foster portfolio."
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This is great.
This is better than I thought.
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- I know.
- Those are from Barnes?
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- Yeah.
- You know what that means.
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- He's too cheap for champagne?
- Vice president.
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(Giggles)
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- Oh. Is this my list for today?
- It's Brian's Christmas list.
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I swear, Denise,
I have the best kid in the world.
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You know most kids ask for
a million things? One toy, he wants.
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- What would that be?
- Something called a Rocketwheel.
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- You're kidding me, right?
- Why?
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- Haven't you seen it?
- What?
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Oh, no.
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I can't believe you haven't heard
about this. You analyse corporations.
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Well, if I was doing a bike company,
I would have been all over it.
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According to the news, you can't
even get one unless you go to China.
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All right, not to panic.
Just drop whatever you're doing today.
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Get on the internet
and see if you can find me one.
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- Sure.
- What else?
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Your mother sent you an email.
She's not gonna make it for Christmas.
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What?
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Something about she got a free condo
in the Caribbean.
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- She has to be here. What about Brian?
- She was here for Thanksgiving.
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She's also supposed to meet
Richard's parents for Christmas dinner.
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My Christmas dinner. She has to make the
turkey. I've never made a turkey before.
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Turkeys are so easy, like...
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Actually, no, the first couple of times,
they get all dry and awful.
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You're eating it
and it's just like, "Ugh!"
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- Not helping.
- Sorry.
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I am gonna look like a total incompetent
in front of Richard's parents.
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- What am I gonna do?
- Make lots of gravy?
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I'm gonna get you a Rocketwheel.
Everything's gonna be great.
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- And turkey recipes!
- Yeah, I'm on it. Turkey recipes.
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You're a gem!
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For that Christmasyou'll always remember,
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come to Winsley's Jewellers,
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where diamonds are stilla girl's best friend.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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So what do you think?
We start running 'em tomorrow.
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Um... I have to be honest. You really
shouldn't be doing your own commercials.
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I know I'm awful, but sales are up 32%.
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Everybody wants to see
the terrible guy in the ad.
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OK. Listen, I have to ask you a favour.
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You know everyone in the world.
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Tell me how I can find one of these.
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Jen, I'll talk to some of my people,
but why'd you wait so long?
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I had no idea it was this year's
Tickle Me Elmo.
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- You analyse corporations. I figured...
- I know that I analyse corporations.
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If one more person says that to me...
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Honestly, this whole holiday thing
is seriously driving me nuts.
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(Sighs) I don't have
half my shopping done.
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I made cookies that taste like drywall.
I don't have my decorations up.
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And my mother,
now she's not coming out for Christmas.
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My parents are looking forward
to meeting her.
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I know. Well, they're just gonna
have to meet Uncle Ralph instead.
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Oh.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- I've only met him that once.
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But, I mean,
he's a little rough round the edges.
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He's the nicest guy in the world.
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He used to clean his guns on the living
room floor when you'd bring home a date.
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He's mellowed.
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Did you hear something?
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(Laughs)
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This is great. You are great.
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All right. I got the truck, I got
the football, I got that robot thing,
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I got this for Brian, this for Brian,
this for Brian, this for Brian.
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I got nothing for Jen.
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I hate shopping for girls.
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All right, fine, just make sure
that everybody's in the office by ten.
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Can you tell me when I get there?
I gotta go.
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- Morning, Jennifer.
- Good morning, Rita.
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I noticed your lights aren't up yet.
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You don't wanna be the only dark house
on Christmas Eve.
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No, of course not.
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We're going for the whole street
this year. Just simple.
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- White lights everywhere.
- Wonderful.
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I called the guys who usually do them,
but they haven't called me back.
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- Who did yours?
- My husband, of course.
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Of course. I'll talk to you
about it later. I gotta run.
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My husband, of course.
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Step behind the car, I dare you.
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� I miss my Christmas baby
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� From his head down to his mistletoe
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� Oh, I miss my Christmas baby
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� From his head down to his mistletoe
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� Cos without my Christmas baby...
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It's not for sale.
That bike stays in the window.
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- Why?
- Bait and switch.
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People see that bike in the window,
then they come in.
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I sell 'em somethin' else or I take
their order for a Rocketwheel...
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in January.
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OK, I'll buy it from you today, but
I won't pick it up until Christmas Eve.
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- How's that?
- I don't know.
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Look, face it, OK?
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After the 25th, the bottom
falls out of the market for this bike.
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Sell it to me today,
you keep it in the window,
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you can bait and switch
all you want.
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On the 24th, the bike is mine
and you make a nice profit.
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It's the best of both worlds.
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- We close at noon.
(Sighs)
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I will be here at 11:59.
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Thank you.
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See? That's why great minds think alike.
I was just dialling your number.
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JENNIFER: Did you talk to Mom?
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Do you know I'm stuckfiguring out the turkey?
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Who goes to the beach at Christmas time?
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I mean, she's my sister, I love her,but she is a flake.
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I know and I was hoping
she was gonna be coming out with you.
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That is an awfully long drive
to be doing by yourself.
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- Yeah, well, that's why I'm flying.
- Flying?
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You hate to fly. When is the last time
you were even on an airplane?
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I think Nixon was in office.
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Anyway, listen, I'm gonna need a ride
from the airport to your house.
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- So please put me on one of your lists.
- OK, you're on the list.
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Also, I sent all the packages ahead
so I can travel really light.
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I hope you didn't go overboard
again this year.
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Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
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You are incorrigible.
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- Hey, I'm standing here!
- Sorry.
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Oh, oh, oh, miss, miss.
Look, um, I don't see Chicago.
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- Can you help me?
- No, I can't.
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And they pay you? Come on.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Hey, look, I don't have
any spare change,
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I'm not gonna buy one of your pamphlets
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and I don't wanna join your cult,
so just back off.
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I was just trying to see
if you needed some help. I'm sorry.
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Hey, you fly a lot?
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Yeah, all the time.
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All right, look,
I don't see Chicago up here.
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That's OK. Here,
why don't you let me see your ticket?
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Yeah, 1274 Chicago.
I'm on the same flight.
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So what line do I get on?
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Yeah, well, unfortunately
it's that very long one right there.
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I haven't checked in either.
I kind of fell asleep.
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- Morgan Derby.
- Ralph Kendell.
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- It's nice to meet you.
- Yeah, you too. What do we do?
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You know what, Ralph? I got an idea
on how we can skip that line.
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Thing is, it's a little dishonest.
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- Keep talking.
- All right. Here, follow my lead.
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Let's go.
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- Thank you.
- Excuse me, miss?
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- We have a bit of a problem here.
- You and a million other people today.
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00:14:29,851 --> 00:14:32,187
Your baggage handler
just ran over my uncle.
234
00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:34,940
- So?
- So?
235
00:14:34,981 --> 00:14:39,111
- So that's what we call negligence.
- Nothing I can do for you.
236
00:14:39,152 --> 00:14:42,406
Hey, listen, we can do this the easy way
or we can do this the hard way.
237
00:14:43,323 --> 00:14:45,867
It was all caught on tape,
which we'll subpoena.
238
00:14:45,909 --> 00:14:48,161
I've got the names and numbers
of 12 witnesses.
239
00:14:48,203 --> 00:14:52,708
- Now, when they see the tape of that...
- OK. What's the easy way?
240
00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:56,294
You take these tickets
and you head back there and check us in.
241
00:14:57,587 --> 00:15:02,134
- A little upgrade might be nice.
- OK, fine.
242
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,220
Coming through!
243
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,390
Excuse me.
244
00:15:08,432 --> 00:15:10,684
Ow.
245
00:15:17,065 --> 00:15:19,693
Ralph, we're right here. I'm inside.
246
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,698
Wow. I don't know why
everybody's complaining about flying.
247
00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:27,701
- It's just great.
- Yeah, well, don't get too used to it.
248
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:30,620
On the way home,
you're in the back with the peasants.
249
00:15:30,662 --> 00:15:34,875
So, Ralph,
what would you like for breakfast?
250
00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:38,378
We got steak and eggs, Spanish omelette.
251
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,756
No, nothing, thank you.
I'm fine. It's good.
252
00:15:41,798 --> 00:15:45,135
Hey, Ralph, it's first class.
Everything's free.
253
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,471
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding.
254
00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,974
Good morning, gentlemen.
Care for a drink?
255
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:54,478
- What have you got?
- Coffee, tea, beer, champagne.
256
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:55,854
- Free?
- Free.
257
00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:59,483
All right, I'll start the beer,
we'll move right into champagne
258
00:15:59,524 --> 00:16:01,735
and end with steak and eggs.
259
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:05,322
- I'll have the same, thanks.
- May I take your coats?
260
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,824
Will I get it back? Just joking.
261
00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:15,624
WOMAN: The holidays aren't completewithout turkey and all the trimmings.
262
00:16:15,665 --> 00:16:21,046
Nothing says "happy holidays" like thesmell of turkey coming from the oven.
263
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:24,257
OK, great. Just tell me how to cook it.
264
00:16:24,299 --> 00:16:28,637
Before you get started,you must first preheat the oven.
265
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:30,764
Begin at 300.
266
00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:35,977
Then 400.
267
00:16:36,019 --> 00:16:38,105
Then 450.
268
00:16:39,022 --> 00:16:42,109
Ugh! Make up your mind already.
269
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:45,195
MAN: Every family enjoysa nice moist turkey,
270
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:48,490
so you must begin by wrapping itin thick, aluminum foil.
271
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:50,784
WOMAN: Use medium thicknessaluminum foil.
272
00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:53,662
MAN: The foundation of stuffingis breadcrumbs.
273
00:16:53,704 --> 00:16:56,248
MAN 2: For stuffing they'll neverforget, start with croutons.
274
00:16:56,289 --> 00:16:57,916
MAN 3: Everyone loves a touch of celery.
275
00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:00,168
WOMAN: Fresh apples give ita sweet, crunchy flavour.
276
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,920
MAN: Selecting the right roasting pot
277
00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:05,382
will be one of the most importantdecisions you will make.
278
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,175
WOMAN: Olive oil.
MAN: Butter.
279
00:17:07,217 --> 00:17:08,677
WOMAN: Margarine.
MAN: Diced shrimp.
280
00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:10,345
WOMAN: Bay scallops.
MAN: Garlic.
281
00:17:10,387 --> 00:17:12,973
MAN 2: Rosemary.
MAN 3: You must begin by...
282
00:17:13,014 --> 00:17:15,142
(All voices speak at once)
283
00:17:15,183 --> 00:17:17,436
MAN: Do not use aluminum foil.
284
00:17:17,477 --> 00:17:21,773
This is going to be a disaster.
285
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:31,616
Let's see. From there I went to Ireland,
worked on a farm.
286
00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:35,078
Spain, Greece, Paris.
287
00:17:36,246 --> 00:17:38,874
- What'd you do in Paris?
- Well, let's see.
288
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:43,003
I taught English, I waited tables,
289
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,547
bartended, cleaned fish,
290
00:17:45,589 --> 00:17:50,052
um, wrote half a novel
and stage-managed Waiting for Godot.
291
00:17:50,093 --> 00:17:52,387
I do not wanna type your r�sum�.
292
00:17:52,429 --> 00:17:57,100
It's about 60 pages long. But all that
changed a couple of weeks ago.
293
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,186
- What happened?
- Turned 30.
294
00:17:59,227 --> 00:18:01,897
- Do not talk to me about being 30.
- I know, I know.
295
00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:08,195
But I've been kind of travelling,
rambling around, ever since college.
296
00:18:08,236 --> 00:18:10,697
Figured it's time
to put down some roots.
297
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:13,075
Which is why I'm heading to Denver.
298
00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:15,535
- What's in Denver?
- Old girlfriend.
299
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:18,372
Gonna try and talk her
into opening a restaurant.
300
00:18:18,413 --> 00:18:20,791
I cannot see you
standing in a doorway, saying,
301
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:24,086
"Excuse me, would you like a menu?
Can I give you a menu?"
302
00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:28,090
Strictly back of the house here.
Put chef on that r�sum�
303
00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:32,260
- You're a chef?
- Oh, yeah.
304
00:18:32,302 --> 00:18:34,554
How do you handle a turkey?
305
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:39,017
Let me tell you, you have not had a
turkey until I have cooked you a turkey.
306
00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:43,397
OK. All right, here's another question.
What kind of cranberry sauce?
307
00:18:43,438 --> 00:18:45,107
- For you?
- Yeah.
308
00:18:45,148 --> 00:18:47,609
- Straight out the can.
- Oh, my kind of guy.
309
00:18:47,651 --> 00:18:51,321
I hate those little nubby things
in there. I like it smooth, you know?
310
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,323
- Ralph, I had a feeling, my friend.
- Yeah.
311
00:18:59,663 --> 00:19:02,833
OK, Brian, let's go, let's go, let's go.
312
00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:04,960
Good boy.
313
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,547
- Oh.
- Mom, it's too big.
314
00:19:08,588 --> 00:19:13,009
It's not too big.
The hook is just a little too small.
315
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:17,139
We'll get a bigger one, OK?
I'll put it on the list.
316
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:20,392
MORGAN: Wow. She's pretty.
317
00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:24,312
Yeah. She's more of a daughter
than a niece.
318
00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:27,024
Her father died when she was very young.
319
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:31,611
- What about her mom?
- My sister. Lawyer, very successful.
320
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:34,865
Totally nuts. Travels a lot.
321
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:38,160
So Jenny used to stay with us
all the time, you know.
322
00:19:38,201 --> 00:19:41,038
- We never had kids, so...
- Single mom?
323
00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:42,539
Yeah. She, uh...
324
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,249
Thank you.
325
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:47,461
Yeah, well, she's met this boyfriend
back east. I met him one time.
326
00:19:47,502 --> 00:19:51,173
He's very nice. Between you and me,
he's very boring.
327
00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:54,384
I have met
more interesting doorknobs, actually.
328
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:59,347
But he's very successful
and he wears $800 shoes.
329
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,144
- You're kidding?
- No. Listen, I've been a cop 38 years.
330
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:06,646
If there's one thing
that I learned on the beat,
331
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:09,858
you do not trust people
who wear $800 shoes.
332
00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,819
(Clanging)
- I'll remember that.
333
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:15,655
Hey, Ralph, it's OK.
It's just the landing gear.
334
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:19,534
- It's all right.
- I guess that means we're here?
335
00:20:19,576 --> 00:20:21,870
Yeah, it looks like it.
336
00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:26,792
Excuse me. Could I get
another one of them little hot towels?
337
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:30,379
- Yes, of course, sir.
- Thank you. I love those things.
338
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:32,297
They calm me down.
339
00:20:51,191 --> 00:20:54,403
Excuse me.
When's the next flight to Denver?
340
00:20:54,444 --> 00:20:59,408
It's hard to say, sir.
Denver's totally snowed in. Sorry.
341
00:20:59,449 --> 00:21:01,535
Thanks.
342
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,049
Careful, careful, careful.
343
00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:18,802
- Oh. You OK?
- Yeah.
344
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,012
Yeah. Thank you.
345
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,891
Actually,
he's just in the bathroom, Jen.
346
00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:28,770
You must be Brian. How you doing, pal?
347
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:32,566
- Fine...
- Uh...
348
00:21:32,607 --> 00:21:35,152
I'm sorry. I... Do we know each other?
349
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:37,904
- Oh, you know what?
- Hey, gorgeous.
350
00:21:37,946 --> 00:21:40,032
Uncle Ralph!
351
00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:44,202
You're still taking them beauty pills.
Get over here.
352
00:21:44,244 --> 00:21:46,121
Stop.
353
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,916
- So, naughty or nice?
- Nice.
354
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:52,461
- All right. Here's a ten spot.
JENNIFER: Of course.
355
00:21:52,502 --> 00:21:56,715
- Do not spend that all in one bar.
- Uncle Ralph.
356
00:21:56,757 --> 00:21:58,675
- So how did we do?
- No luck.
357
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:01,428
- That's lousy.
- No, it's not a big deal.
358
00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:03,722
I'll spend a few nights
on the airport floor.
359
00:22:03,764 --> 00:22:05,974
You get to meet
all the best security people.
360
00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:09,102
- It was really great to meet you.
- Thank you so much for everything.
361
00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:12,856
- Absolutely. Merry Christmas, guys.
- Merry Christmas.
362
00:22:13,982 --> 00:22:18,445
- And that is?
- That is a very good friend of mine.
363
00:22:18,487 --> 00:22:19,529
- Really?
- Yes.
364
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:22,199
- A very good friend?
- I need a favour.
365
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,326
I need him to stay at the house
for one night.
366
00:22:24,368 --> 00:22:27,579
- Excuse me?
- His flight has been cancelled.
367
00:22:27,621 --> 00:22:29,873
- No one knows...
- I'm very sorry to hear that.
368
00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:31,625
- But no.
- Come on. It's one night.
369
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,086
- No.
- Jenny, it's Christmas.
370
00:22:34,127 --> 00:22:38,548
I am not going to invite a stranger
to my house. What if he's some psycho?
371
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:41,218
I've been a cop for 30 years.
You don't think I know the difference?
372
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:44,429
- I smelled him. He's good.
- You smelled him?
373
00:22:44,471 --> 00:22:46,973
Yes. I took a whiff of him.
He's a good guy.
374
00:22:49,226 --> 00:22:50,936
No. How about a hotel?
375
00:22:50,977 --> 00:22:53,730
I don't think he's got
two nickels to rub together.
376
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:56,733
- That's even better. He's a vagrant.
- No, he is a chef.
377
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,986
He just happens to be
a little bit of a hippy, that's all.
378
00:23:00,028 --> 00:23:02,572
- He's a chef?
- You know what his specialty is?
379
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:03,657
- No.
- Turkey.
380
00:23:03,699 --> 00:23:06,910
We always need a good turkey.
It'll be our first.
381
00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,412
Hey, that's enough from you.
382
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:10,330
I'm telling you, if it wasn't for him,
383
00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:13,709
I would still be at JFK trying to
figure out what line to get on.
384
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,711
- He got me into first class.
- Oh, God.
385
00:23:15,752 --> 00:23:18,630
I do not want him
sleeping on this hard floor.
386
00:23:18,672 --> 00:23:20,632
- Oh, God.
- One night.
387
00:23:20,674 --> 00:23:23,802
- One.
- Thank you. Thank you.
388
00:23:23,844 --> 00:23:26,096
- Hey, you're in!
- One.
389
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,181
You're in. Come here.
390
00:23:28,223 --> 00:23:31,435
All right, trust me,
this is gonna be fantastic.
391
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:35,063
All right, where are we going? This way?
392
00:23:35,105 --> 00:23:38,066
- Morgan, Jennifer. Jennifer, Morgan.
JENNIFER: Hi.
393
00:23:38,108 --> 00:23:40,736
MORGAN: Nice to meet you.
JENNIFER: Nice to meet you.
394
00:23:44,906 --> 00:23:47,325
So you've been touring Europe
for a couple of years?
395
00:23:47,367 --> 00:23:49,953
- That is correct.
- The airport lose your luggage?
396
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,497
Uh, no. This is it.
397
00:23:52,539 --> 00:23:55,751
That's it? You've been living
out of just that for a couple of years?
398
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:58,253
Well, I spent a lot of time
at Laundromats.
399
00:23:58,295 --> 00:23:59,421
Jennifer!
400
00:24:02,966 --> 00:24:06,344
- Hi, Rita.
- Hey, wanna come see Skip?
401
00:24:06,386 --> 00:24:09,181
- Sure. Who's Skip?
BRIAN: You'll see.
402
00:24:09,222 --> 00:24:13,018
Hi. A man came around
looking to put up the lights
403
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,895
and I told him you'd be interested.
404
00:24:14,936 --> 00:24:18,523
Christmas Eve's only three nights away
and you don't wanna be the only...
405
00:24:18,565 --> 00:24:21,026
BOTH: ..dark house on Christmas Eve.
406
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:23,445
- Right. There you go.
- Oh, for me?
407
00:24:23,487 --> 00:24:24,571
- Yes.
- Thank you.
408
00:24:24,613 --> 00:24:26,782
So, who's your friend?
409
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:31,912
Oh. I don't know.
410
00:24:31,953 --> 00:24:34,790
My uncle found him on the airport floor.
411
00:24:34,831 --> 00:24:37,417
Thanks for the gift.
412
00:24:52,849 --> 00:24:57,062
- It's a red-eared turtle.
- Wow. You keep a very neat room, Brian.
413
00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:59,189
Organisation saves time.
414
00:25:00,315 --> 00:25:02,859
Well, I can't argue with that, I guess.
415
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:07,864
BRIAN: His name's Skip.
MORGAN: He looks really familiar.
416
00:25:09,366 --> 00:25:12,411
- I used to work on a turtle farm.
- You did not!
417
00:25:12,452 --> 00:25:16,415
Sure did. A little island
off the coast of Australia.
418
00:25:16,456 --> 00:25:20,460
We raised mainly starfish,
but turtles were a big sideshow.
419
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,839
See, look, you can tell them
by the markings.
420
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,634
Now, I'm not sure,
but I think this guy's name is Harry.
421
00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:30,137
Harry?
422
00:25:31,346 --> 00:25:35,767
Oh. Did you see that?
Hang on a second here.
423
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:41,106
There he is. It is Harry.
424
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:44,192
Whoa! What are the odds
to come thousands of miles
425
00:25:44,234 --> 00:25:46,319
and run into somebody you know?
426
00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:49,281
Cool ring.
427
00:25:49,322 --> 00:25:51,158
You know what that stone's made out of?
428
00:25:51,199 --> 00:25:52,868
- What?
- Molten lava.
429
00:25:52,909 --> 00:25:54,369
- Wow.
- Yeah.
430
00:25:54,411 --> 00:25:56,288
I was in Alaska when a volcano erupted.
431
00:25:56,329 --> 00:25:58,540
Had to camp out on the side
of a mountain for a week
432
00:25:58,582 --> 00:26:00,876
while the smoke cleared.
433
00:26:01,585 --> 00:26:04,046
Oh, Harry. Look at that.
434
00:26:04,921 --> 00:26:06,048
- Wow.
(Doorbell)
435
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,596
- Hello.
- I'm the light guy.
436
00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:14,973
Oh, great. How much?
437
00:26:15,015 --> 00:26:17,726
Well, I'm gonna have to check out
the square footage.
438
00:26:17,768 --> 00:26:21,646
- Hundred bucks.
- You don't wanna be the only...
439
00:26:21,688 --> 00:26:23,565
BOTH: ..dark house on Christmas Eve.
440
00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:26,818
Yeah, say that again and it's 75.
441
00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:29,821
- Are we good?
- Yeah.
442
00:26:29,863 --> 00:26:32,074
Great. I'll open up the garage for you.
443
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,707
Hey, listen, I am so sorry
that I put you on the floor,
444
00:26:40,749 --> 00:26:43,710
but I got seniority.
445
00:26:43,752 --> 00:26:46,546
- Yeah, it's not a problem.
- All right.
446
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,683
- Ralph, come here for a second.
- What?
447
00:26:58,725 --> 00:27:01,853
- Take a look at this.
- Oh, yeah.
448
00:27:01,895 --> 00:27:05,107
MORGAN: Something doesn't seem right
about this guy.
449
00:27:05,148 --> 00:27:07,776
- You got a good eye.
- We investigate?
450
00:27:07,818 --> 00:27:09,903
Oh, yeah.
451
00:27:17,661 --> 00:27:21,498
- We disturbing you?
- Hey, fellas.
452
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,582
This is the thing...
453
00:27:22,624 --> 00:27:25,460
Are you thinking that I'm thinking
this is what we think it is?
454
00:27:25,502 --> 00:27:27,587
I definitely think
it's what we think it is.
455
00:27:27,629 --> 00:27:29,965
Yeah, we do.
456
00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:35,512
- You stay here. I'll call the cops.
- Done.
457
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:38,223
Ow! My head!
458
00:27:50,819 --> 00:27:52,571
Lovely.
459
00:27:52,612 --> 00:27:56,199
What is going on? What's happening?
460
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:58,994
That guy you hired's been hitting
the whole neighbourhood.
461
00:27:59,036 --> 00:28:02,539
He's a garage bandit, honey.
Morgan smelled him right out.
462
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:05,375
- You should be a cop.
- He was stealing from me?
463
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,044
- Hello.
- Oldest trick in the book.
464
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:11,256
Yeah. The next time,
could you get references, please?
465
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:14,801
Great. Could you guys have at least
waited until after he hung the lights
466
00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:17,721
to turn him in,
like some kind of community service?
467
00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:19,014
Look, it's not a big deal.
468
00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:21,683
I'm gonna be the only dark house
on Christmas Eve.
469
00:28:21,725 --> 00:28:25,645
My neighbour is like the Christmas Nazi.
Every house has to be all white.
470
00:28:25,687 --> 00:28:29,232
Jen, I'll hang your lights for you, OK?
This wreath is too big.
471
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:31,777
It is not too big.
The hook is too small.
472
00:28:31,818 --> 00:28:34,613
It's like 30 pounds.
You'd need a staple gun and duct tape.
473
00:28:34,654 --> 00:28:36,740
Can you please give me the wreath?
474
00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:39,451
- Thank you.
- OK.
475
00:28:40,535 --> 00:28:42,621
- Can you close the door?
- Of course.
476
00:28:53,548 --> 00:28:55,967
(Ringing tone)
477
00:28:56,009 --> 00:28:57,886
JENNIFER: Hello?
- Hi, it's me.
478
00:28:57,928 --> 00:29:01,306
- Just wanna make sure you're home.
- Uh, yeah. Why?
479
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:04,226
Just wanna stop by for a minute.
480
00:29:04,267 --> 00:29:07,521
- Um, right now?
- In a little while.
481
00:29:07,562 --> 00:29:11,817
- Got something to run past you.
- Uh, yeah, I'm kind of busy right now.
482
00:29:11,858 --> 00:29:13,944
I won't stay long. See you soon.
483
00:29:18,699 --> 00:29:20,784
Oh, wow.
484
00:29:33,922 --> 00:29:35,173
All right, here you go.
485
00:29:35,215 --> 00:29:37,217
Your niece seems like
a very bright woman.
486
00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:40,262
Are you kidding?
Ivy League, MBA, all the way.
487
00:29:40,303 --> 00:29:42,806
How'd she let a guy
who looks like that into her garage?
488
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:45,767
Because in business she is an Einstein.
489
00:29:45,809 --> 00:29:49,646
When it comes to life,
she is dumber than a bag of barber hair.
490
00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:51,189
(Morgan chuckles)
491
00:29:51,231 --> 00:29:53,859
- You should've seen her first husband.
- What's he like?
492
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:58,321
Between you and me, a waste of skin.
Left a month after Brian was born.
493
00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:00,741
- A real class act, huh?
- Can you believe it?
494
00:30:00,782 --> 00:30:03,368
The guy she's going with now,
Richard, the jeweller...
495
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:07,622
- I know. Expensive shoes, right?
- Yeah. The prince of shiny shoes.
496
00:30:07,664 --> 00:30:08,957
(Morgan chuckles)
497
00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:13,253
But she was a weird little girl,
the whole entire time I've known her.
498
00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:16,506
- Used to make lists all the time.
- What kind of lists?
499
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:19,551
Barbie's clothes,
what am I gonna do next year,
500
00:30:19,593 --> 00:30:22,596
what am I gonna do 57 years from now?
501
00:30:34,483 --> 00:30:36,568
(Clattering)
502
00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,375
(Screams)
(Yells)
503
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,960
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Whoa!
504
00:30:54,002 --> 00:30:57,047
- Oh! Oh!
- Will you lean forward?
505
00:30:58,715 --> 00:31:02,010
RALPH: Be careful.
- What do you think you're doing?!
506
00:31:02,052 --> 00:31:04,554
I'm putting up the lights.
507
00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:09,601
Right. Well, I'm sorry.
I just thought...
508
00:31:09,643 --> 00:31:11,937
- It's OK.
- Whatever. Are you OK?
509
00:31:11,978 --> 00:31:13,146
Yeah, I'm good.
510
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:17,150
Honestly.
511
00:31:17,192 --> 00:31:19,861
- Is she naked?
- No, no.
512
00:31:19,903 --> 00:31:22,489
I told you, this girl is weird.
513
00:31:28,245 --> 00:31:30,664
- Uncle Ralph.
- Mm-hm?
514
00:31:30,706 --> 00:31:33,083
- Uh, Richard's coming over.
- Mm.
515
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:39,297
So, um, this...could be a bit awkward.
516
00:31:39,339 --> 00:31:41,508
Why? I'm chaperoning.
517
00:31:42,551 --> 00:31:46,555
Yes, I know,
but I just don't wanna have to...
518
00:31:46,596 --> 00:31:50,475
Oh. Are you telling me he's jealous?
519
00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,352
No, not because he's jealous.
520
00:31:52,394 --> 00:31:56,606
Because I don't wanna have to
get into details about...
521
00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:01,862
Look, could you just do me a favour
and keep him...out?
522
00:32:01,903 --> 00:32:04,614
- I could.
- Could?
523
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,242
I will.
524
00:32:07,284 --> 00:32:08,326
You're a giver.
525
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:11,997
(Chuckles)
526
00:32:35,729 --> 00:32:38,148
(Doorbell)
527
00:32:41,276 --> 00:32:43,195
- Hello.
- Hi.
528
00:32:43,236 --> 00:32:45,405
- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
529
00:32:45,447 --> 00:32:48,325
Come on in. You remember Uncle Ralph.
530
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,576
- Ralph.
- Nice to see you.
531
00:32:49,618 --> 00:32:51,161
Nice to see you.
532
00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:54,164
RALPH: It's been a long time
since we saw each other.
533
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:57,167
Now, that's a pair and a half of shoes.
534
00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:00,670
Thank you. So how was the flight?
535
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,756
It was great. First class, you know.
536
00:33:02,798 --> 00:33:05,592
- They give you hot towels for free.
(Phone rings)
537
00:33:05,634 --> 00:33:08,637
That's what first...
Excuse me. I have to take this.
538
00:33:08,678 --> 00:33:10,764
- Absolutely.
- Yeah?
539
00:33:12,808 --> 00:33:15,936
We gotta move on this ASAP.
If he can't deal with it, fire him.
540
00:33:15,977 --> 00:33:18,021
He's gonna be on the phone
your whole life.
541
00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:20,023
- Stop it.
- I'm just saying.
542
00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:22,818
Uncle Ralph, be nice.
543
00:33:22,859 --> 00:33:26,738
Yeah. Sorry about that.
I'm opening a new store.
544
00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:30,158
Have to get things straightened out
by the end of the year. Tax purposes.
545
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,286
- Of course.
- So how's retirement? Miss being a cop?
546
00:33:33,328 --> 00:33:37,833
You know, not really.
I just miss the bribes, actually.
547
00:33:37,874 --> 00:33:40,419
- Did you say bribes?
- Yeah, nothing big, nothing big.
548
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:45,841
You know, like gambling, speeding
tickets. They were hot. Stuff like that.
549
00:33:45,882 --> 00:33:49,344
Really? Weren't you ever afraid
of getting caught?
550
00:33:49,386 --> 00:33:53,223
- He's kidding, Richard. Aren't you?
- Yeah, I'm a big kidder.
551
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:58,937
But let me just say, from the bottom
of my heart, I am in awe of those shoes.
552
00:33:58,979 --> 00:34:01,398
- Well, thanks again, Ralph.
- You bet.
553
00:34:02,399 --> 00:34:06,903
Oh, Jen, wanted to run this by you.
Brian's present.
554
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:09,031
- Oh.
- Wow. An envelope.
555
00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:14,327
Oh, my... It's a $500 gift card.
556
00:34:14,369 --> 00:34:18,123
Toy World. It's his favourite, right? If
he wants to go somewhere else, then...
557
00:34:18,165 --> 00:34:21,793
No, no, no, it's very generous
and very thoughtful,
558
00:34:21,835 --> 00:34:24,713
but you know you could have just
gotten him any kind of toy.
559
00:34:24,755 --> 00:34:27,799
Well, that's just it, I wasn't sure,
so I thought gift card.
560
00:34:27,841 --> 00:34:29,801
(Knocking)
561
00:34:31,094 --> 00:34:33,513
I need coffee.
562
00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:36,892
I think I'm just gonna show Mr Light Guy
where the coffee is.
563
00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:43,315
What I was saying was
it's just that for kids,
564
00:34:43,356 --> 00:34:46,777
sometimes they like to have something
to play with on Christmas morning.
565
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,654
I'll call my assistant
and see if she can pick something up.
566
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:54,242
- No, no, no. It's...
- Hey, Jen, we're almost out of milk.
567
00:34:55,744 --> 00:34:56,953
Mm.
568
00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:03,418
- It's fine, perfect. He'll love it.
(Phone rings)
569
00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:05,545
Sorry. I have to get this.
570
00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:09,925
Yeah. Look, I'm not gonna tell you
again. I don't care what he says...
571
00:35:09,966 --> 00:35:14,513
I am not playing around.
I do not care if he has to walk.
572
00:35:14,554 --> 00:35:17,349
He is out of here
first thing tomorrow morning.
573
00:35:17,391 --> 00:35:19,893
RICHARD: Yes.
574
00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:30,362
You OK? All right, and drop.
575
00:35:31,405 --> 00:35:34,783
This is what she wants us
to put together.
576
00:35:34,825 --> 00:35:38,495
Oh, no. A fake tree.
577
00:35:39,663 --> 00:35:40,956
A fake silver tree.
578
00:35:40,997 --> 00:35:43,375
Well, it's got really ugly
gold things on it.
579
00:35:45,585 --> 00:35:48,922
- Have you never had a real tree?
- Mom said they drop needles.
580
00:35:48,964 --> 00:35:51,508
They're supposed to drop needles.
581
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,720
Listen, Brian, when I was a kid,
582
00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:58,014
I used to go out with my grandfather
in the forest for hours and hours
583
00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:00,016
until we found the perfect tree.
584
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:06,148
The fresh snow, the smell
of the pine needles...it was amazing.
585
00:36:06,189 --> 00:36:09,026
Well, if you wanna go,
they sell 'em down the street.
586
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,780
OK, here we go, down the street.
587
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:20,871
OK, come on.
588
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:25,292
Which one of you guys
is gonna be really, really moist?
589
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:30,047
Fancy meeting you here.
590
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,633
- Hello, Rita.
- Frozen turkey?
591
00:36:36,470 --> 00:36:40,265
They're disgusting, aren't they?
Who would serve them to a family?
592
00:36:40,307 --> 00:36:43,935
You are so right.
Free range, I think they're aisle six.
593
00:36:43,977 --> 00:36:46,063
Exactly.
594
00:36:48,148 --> 00:36:50,233
Hope you choke on your eggnog.
595
00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:57,949
MORGAN: Not exactly a pristine forest.
596
00:36:57,991 --> 00:37:00,827
RALPH: It's certainly better
than that other tree she's got.
597
00:37:00,869 --> 00:37:02,996
That looks like it should be in Vegas.
598
00:37:03,038 --> 00:37:05,540
You never did this,
went out and cut down a tree?
599
00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:09,669
- This personage is from Brooklyn.
- Guys, look! I've found it!
600
00:37:09,711 --> 00:37:11,671
Well, let's go see it.
601
00:37:11,713 --> 00:37:14,758
- Oh, yeah. This is it.
- Isn't it great?
602
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,387
- Yes, it is. You've got a great eye.
- Listen, I got this.
603
00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:19,846
- Huh?
- I got this.
604
00:37:19,888 --> 00:37:22,724
- No, no, this is my family.
- Ralph, this was my idea.
605
00:37:22,766 --> 00:37:26,019
Just because I sleep on the airport
floor doesn't mean I'm destitute.
606
00:37:26,061 --> 00:37:28,605
- All right, this one time.
- Deal.
607
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:31,108
Hey, Morgan, thanks.
608
00:37:35,195 --> 00:37:37,406
You got it, pal.
609
00:37:37,447 --> 00:37:39,866
All right, this is the one.
610
00:37:39,908 --> 00:37:42,703
Where's the cashier?
Let's go pay for this sucker.
611
00:37:43,704 --> 00:37:45,580
RALPH: Hi.
- Hello.
612
00:37:46,790 --> 00:37:50,127
Look at this. Morgan made lunch.
It is so fancy.
613
00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:53,714
You got your tuna steak, vegetables.
He made one for you. It's over there.
614
00:37:53,755 --> 00:37:57,968
Thanks. I'm not really hungry right now.
What is that smell?
615
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,262
I believe that is a Christmas tree.
616
00:38:00,303 --> 00:38:03,682
It's real, with needles and sap.
617
00:38:03,724 --> 00:38:06,309
- And where is my tree?
- Mom!
618
00:38:06,351 --> 00:38:09,187
See the tree? Isn't it great?
619
00:38:09,229 --> 00:38:12,107
I picked it out and Morgan bought it.
620
00:38:16,236 --> 00:38:21,450
I think the tree is very nice.
621
00:38:23,744 --> 00:38:26,121
Of course, I already had a tree.
622
00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:31,501
Yeah, but that one was silver with
lame little gold pieces all over it.
623
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:34,046
- It was like a train wreck.
- It was awful.
624
00:38:34,087 --> 00:38:37,215
She's gonna get used to it, trust me.
This is fabulous.
625
00:38:38,842 --> 00:38:40,886
(Shower running)
626
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,304
(Knocking)
627
00:38:42,345 --> 00:38:44,431
Morgan?
628
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:22,010
(Clattering)
629
00:39:24,221 --> 00:39:25,430
- Hey.
- Hi.
630
00:39:25,472 --> 00:39:28,558
Sorry, I knocked,
but, um, you were, well...
631
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,269
I just thought
I would bring you some towels.
632
00:39:31,311 --> 00:39:34,689
- I've got some.
- Yes, I can see that.
633
00:39:35,732 --> 00:39:37,859
Imagine how embarrassing it'd be
if I didn't.
634
00:39:37,901 --> 00:39:40,570
- Yes, I can imagine.
- Imagine.
635
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:43,156
No, not that I am imagining.
I'm just saying...
636
00:39:43,198 --> 00:39:45,033
I'm gonna take the towels with me.
637
00:39:46,076 --> 00:39:47,619
OK.
638
00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:51,998
Um, can you do me a favour?
639
00:40:02,342 --> 00:40:06,221
So Brian's dad
won't even call him at Christmas?
640
00:40:06,263 --> 00:40:11,059
- Highly doubtful.
- Wow. Sounds like a real jerk.
641
00:40:11,101 --> 00:40:14,229
JENNIFER: You have never made a mistake
in a relationship, I take it?
642
00:40:14,271 --> 00:40:16,982
MORGAN: Well, constantly,
but I never marry them.
643
00:40:17,024 --> 00:40:18,066
(Jennifer laughs)
644
00:40:18,108 --> 00:40:20,360
JENNIFER: Bravo for you.
645
00:40:20,402 --> 00:40:23,196
So why don't you tell me
about your, uh, friend
646
00:40:23,238 --> 00:40:25,991
that you're going into business with
in Denver?
647
00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:29,327
- Just a friend.
- Does she have a name?
648
00:40:31,121 --> 00:40:33,749
Morning Mist.
649
00:40:33,790 --> 00:40:36,543
What?! Morning Mist? Are you kidding me?
650
00:40:36,585 --> 00:40:39,046
It's not her fault.
Her parents are just a little...
651
00:40:39,087 --> 00:40:41,381
Crazy?
652
00:40:41,423 --> 00:40:44,176
Look, have I said anything
about Richard?
653
00:40:44,217 --> 00:40:46,386
What is there to say about Richard?
654
00:40:46,428 --> 00:40:49,973
He's bright, he's charming,
he's very good-looking.
655
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:51,224
Maybe I should date him.
656
00:40:51,266 --> 00:40:55,187
He's very successful and well organised.
657
00:40:55,228 --> 00:40:57,355
There's something
to stoke the passion, huh?
658
00:40:57,397 --> 00:40:59,316
- Stop it.
- Wait.
659
00:40:59,358 --> 00:41:04,237
When you open up his closet, all his
shirts are organised by colour, right?
660
00:41:05,322 --> 00:41:09,409
I knew it! I knew it. Had to be.
661
00:41:09,451 --> 00:41:11,536
Let's just get the turkey, OK?
662
00:41:15,082 --> 00:41:17,667
MAN ON TV: The cold frontthat moved into the Rockies
663
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:20,462
has been causing headachesfor some holiday travellers.
664
00:41:20,504 --> 00:41:24,007
Here's Joanne Davroreporting from Denver.
665
00:41:24,049 --> 00:41:26,593
Still bad out west,with heavy snow and ice
666
00:41:26,635 --> 00:41:30,680
and Denver airport not expected to openuntil at least sometime tomorrow.
667
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:33,809
Travellers settling infor a long winter's night.
668
00:41:33,850 --> 00:41:37,854
Brr! I'm cold just thinking about it.Back to you.
669
00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:40,148
MAN: Thanks for that report.Try to stay warm.
670
00:41:41,608 --> 00:41:44,945
- God, this place is terrific.
- I told you.
671
00:41:44,986 --> 00:41:48,573
How did you find out about it? I live
here and I never even knew it existed.
672
00:41:48,615 --> 00:41:52,160
- I like to read about food.
- That's right, the restaurant.
673
00:41:52,202 --> 00:41:55,622
With Morning Dust,
Morning Dew, whatever.
674
00:41:55,664 --> 00:41:57,916
I'm sorry,
but she has a very funny name.
675
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,751
Yeah, all right.
676
00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:03,714
So why don't you tell me about your
location? Is there a lot of traffic?
677
00:42:03,755 --> 00:42:07,050
- Parking good?
- Don't have one yet.
678
00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:09,386
Don't have one? What kind of cuisine?
679
00:42:09,428 --> 00:42:13,974
- Not sure.
- Really? Are you well capitalised?
680
00:42:14,015 --> 00:42:17,394
You know, you are
a little bit tilted here, so...
681
00:42:17,436 --> 00:42:20,313
Avoiding.
So the restaurant thing, it's...
682
00:42:20,355 --> 00:42:22,816
I wish more women wore hats.
683
00:42:22,858 --> 00:42:25,068
Some women can wear hats
and some women can't,
684
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:27,821
but you definitely can wear hats.
685
00:42:27,863 --> 00:42:31,241
Thank you. Can we please go back
to talking about your business?
686
00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:33,326
Only if we must.
687
00:42:33,368 --> 00:42:36,121
I have to be honest,
the whole thing is sounding a bit vague.
688
00:42:36,163 --> 00:42:38,874
Hey, Jen, guess what?
My whole life's a bit vague.
689
00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,793
- You don't wanna talk about this.
- No.
690
00:42:41,835 --> 00:42:43,920
No, I didn't think so.
691
00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:48,175
Now, look, there's a great bakery
I read about just up the street.
692
00:42:51,803 --> 00:42:55,057
- We got the turkey!
- Yes, we did.
693
00:43:10,113 --> 00:43:12,366
You don't even read them?
694
00:43:12,407 --> 00:43:14,785
I know who they're from.
695
00:43:14,826 --> 00:43:16,620
OK.
696
00:43:17,579 --> 00:43:19,748
RALPH: Jen, get in here!
697
00:43:19,790 --> 00:43:21,375
Coming, Uncle Ralph!
698
00:43:24,294 --> 00:43:27,005
What's up, Uncle Ralph?
699
00:43:27,047 --> 00:43:30,509
Look at this. Denver is still snowed in.
700
00:43:30,550 --> 00:43:34,971
...settling in for a long winter's night.Brr! I'm cold just thinking about it.
701
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:38,600
What happens
if his plane doesn't take off tomorrow?
702
00:43:38,642 --> 00:43:39,726
We said one night.
703
00:43:39,768 --> 00:43:43,522
You would kick him out on Christmas Eve?
704
00:43:43,563 --> 00:43:47,067
Don't start with me, honestly.
705
00:43:47,109 --> 00:43:48,944
(Doorbell)
706
00:43:48,985 --> 00:43:50,654
- Go.
- I'm watching you.
707
00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:52,531
You are evil.
708
00:43:52,572 --> 00:43:55,951
Hi. Jen, can I show you something?
709
00:43:55,992 --> 00:43:59,162
Uh... OK.
710
00:44:00,330 --> 00:44:04,668
- It's red.
- Huh. Yes, it is.
711
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:07,045
I... I brought you a white one.
712
00:44:07,087 --> 00:44:11,425
Wow, that is so thoughtful of you.
No, thanks.
713
00:44:11,466 --> 00:44:15,512
It's an old Portuguese tradition based
on the legend of the one red candle,
714
00:44:15,554 --> 00:44:17,639
which obviously I'm sure you remember.
715
00:44:18,807 --> 00:44:20,642
Brings good luck.
716
00:44:20,684 --> 00:44:23,979
We have an extra one in here,
if you're interested.
717
00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:26,106
Merry Christmas.
718
00:44:30,444 --> 00:44:35,532
There's...no such thing as the legend
of the one red candle, is there?
719
00:44:35,574 --> 00:44:37,451
I'm sure there is, somewhere.
720
00:44:37,492 --> 00:44:40,328
But you put the bulb in
on purpose, right?
721
00:44:40,370 --> 00:44:41,580
Yeah.
722
00:44:41,621 --> 00:44:45,751
And you know that that is going to
drive her absolutely nuts.
723
00:44:45,792 --> 00:44:47,669
I had the general idea, yes.
724
00:44:54,051 --> 00:44:56,344
- Thanks.
- My pleasure.
725
00:45:16,823 --> 00:45:18,909
(Snoring)
726
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,466
(Snoring continues)
727
00:45:44,226 --> 00:45:47,354
Whoa. That is a lot of Christmas
for this room.
728
00:45:48,522 --> 00:45:50,524
Wow.
729
00:45:50,565 --> 00:45:52,651
(Clattering)
730
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:06,289
- Hey.
- Hey.
731
00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:09,710
I was wondering how long you were gonna
be able to deal with the snoring.
732
00:46:09,751 --> 00:46:12,587
Well, I've heard worse.
733
00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:16,216
Wow. Lot of friends.
734
00:46:17,926 --> 00:46:21,513
- You really know all these people?
- Of course.
735
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,730
- Who is Edmund Cole?
- He is, um...
736
00:46:30,939 --> 00:46:33,358
Edmund is...
737
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,862
You know, it's a business thing, OK?
738
00:46:36,903 --> 00:46:40,741
You wouldn't know him
if he walked in this room right now.
739
00:46:42,284 --> 00:46:43,910
- Excuse me.
- Use that for a second.
740
00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:47,539
- What are you doing?
- Simplifying.
741
00:46:48,957 --> 00:46:50,042
Bernard Coletti.
742
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,252
Can you please
go and sleep on the couch?
743
00:46:52,294 --> 00:46:56,256
- Who is Bernard Coletti?
- He's on the list, OK?
744
00:46:56,298 --> 00:46:59,384
- He sends me a Christmas card.
- Which you throw in the trash.
745
00:47:00,343 --> 00:47:03,138
What do you think
he's doing to yours, Jen?
746
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:05,891
Look at you. You're killing yourself.
For what?
747
00:47:05,932 --> 00:47:10,437
- You know what? I'm going to bed.
- Look, I know it's none of my business.
748
00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:13,231
- Bingo.
- But you're doing Christmas all wrong.
749
00:47:21,656 --> 00:47:25,869
Do you remember when you were a kid
and you waited for it all year?
750
00:47:27,454 --> 00:47:29,915
And it wasn't just the presents.
751
00:47:29,956 --> 00:47:35,879
It was the fact that...I don't know,
everyone just seemed a little...nicer.
752
00:47:37,297 --> 00:47:39,925
All those silly little traditions
that meant so much.
753
00:47:41,468 --> 00:47:44,221
Now everyone just blows it
out of proportion,
754
00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:47,474
gets all stressed out and angry.
755
00:47:47,516 --> 00:47:51,686
Every year I hear someone say,
"I can't wait for Christmas to be over."
756
00:47:54,231 --> 00:47:57,943
For me, the saddest day of the year
is December 26th.
757
00:48:01,321 --> 00:48:04,616
Are you through?
758
00:48:04,658 --> 00:48:06,201
Yes.
759
00:48:06,243 --> 00:48:11,832
You know, it must be wonderful
to have no responsibilities
760
00:48:11,873 --> 00:48:16,169
and just flit from country to country,
job to job.
761
00:48:17,713 --> 00:48:21,425
To be honest, you know,
there's a part of me that envies that.
762
00:48:23,009 --> 00:48:27,889
But I have a little boy upstairs
and a house and a job
763
00:48:27,931 --> 00:48:30,726
and, OK, yes,
maybe I overdo things a little bit.
764
00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:32,561
But you know what? That is my business.
765
00:48:32,602 --> 00:48:36,940
And I really do not appreciate
getting a lecture from you in my house
766
00:48:36,982 --> 00:48:39,776
at 1:30 in the morning
about what I'm doing wrong.
767
00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:46,241
You are absolutely right.
768
00:48:47,868 --> 00:48:50,370
That was uncalled for and it was rude.
769
00:48:52,748 --> 00:48:56,334
If it wasn't for you,
I'd be sleeping on the airport floor.
770
00:48:57,878 --> 00:48:58,920
I'm sorry.
771
00:49:00,213 --> 00:49:01,757
Really, I am.
772
00:49:04,426 --> 00:49:05,469
Thank you.
773
00:49:11,016 --> 00:49:13,310
- Good night.
- Night.
774
00:49:23,153 --> 00:49:25,781
Ow!
775
00:49:25,822 --> 00:49:27,908
What happened? Are you OK?
776
00:49:29,117 --> 00:49:31,203
I sat on your nutcracker.
777
00:49:34,998 --> 00:49:37,084
(Jennifer giggles)
778
00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:40,295
What?
779
00:49:40,337 --> 00:49:43,715
Serves you right.
You should be more careful.
780
00:49:50,597 --> 00:49:52,682
Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
781
00:50:09,991 --> 00:50:11,284
(Gasps)
782
00:50:14,329 --> 00:50:17,207
That's what happens when you buy frozen.
783
00:50:17,249 --> 00:50:20,252
Richard, she can't even make a turkey!
784
00:50:20,627 --> 00:50:23,255
Oh boy, oh boy.
785
00:50:26,425 --> 00:50:29,428
My mother and father
are going to be so disappointed.
786
00:50:29,469 --> 00:50:33,348
Ho, ho, ho!
You messed up Christmas, Jennifer.
787
00:50:33,390 --> 00:50:35,475
I'm taking back all the presents.
788
00:50:35,517 --> 00:50:37,728
(Screams)
789
00:50:42,190 --> 00:50:44,276
(Sighs)
790
00:50:57,998 --> 00:51:00,083
(Sizzling)
791
00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:06,465
Mm. What smells so good?
792
00:51:06,506 --> 00:51:08,592
Morgan made pancakes.
793
00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:10,260
Wait until you try these.
794
00:51:10,302 --> 00:51:13,889
Now, the secret is to leave the batter
just a little lumpy.
795
00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:16,433
If you whip it too smooth,
it loses texture.
796
00:51:18,518 --> 00:51:20,604
We're almost out of eggs.
797
00:51:21,104 --> 00:51:23,190
Oh.
798
00:51:25,108 --> 00:51:27,277
- Huh?
- Mm.
799
00:51:29,529 --> 00:51:31,615
That's good.
800
00:51:33,492 --> 00:51:36,787
I could make these for you
if you wanted me to.
801
00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:39,873
(Laughter)
- Why is that so funny?
802
00:51:40,374 --> 00:51:42,834
The cold frontthat moved into the Rockies two days ago
803
00:51:42,876 --> 00:51:45,587
has been causing headachesfor some holiday travellers.
804
00:51:45,629 --> 00:51:48,840
Hey, Jen! You wanted the weather.
805
00:51:48,882 --> 00:51:49,925
- Yes.
- Here it is.
806
00:51:49,966 --> 00:51:53,345
- What is the weather like in Denver?
- ...snow and ice
807
00:51:53,387 --> 00:51:56,890
and Denver airport not expected toopen until at least sometime tomorrow.
808
00:51:56,932 --> 00:52:00,102
Travellers settling infor a long winter's night.
809
00:52:00,143 --> 00:52:03,146
Brr! I'm cold just thinking about it.
810
00:52:03,188 --> 00:52:06,733
Wait a minute.
She did that same stupid joke yesterday.
811
00:52:08,527 --> 00:52:12,364
And...was in the same dress.
812
00:52:12,406 --> 00:52:13,448
Hm.
813
00:52:14,825 --> 00:52:17,661
- What are you trying to do, hm?
- Me?
814
00:52:17,703 --> 00:52:21,331
- Yes, you.
- Wow. I bet he makes a great turkey.
815
00:52:21,373 --> 00:52:24,418
I can make my own stupid turkey.
816
00:52:24,459 --> 00:52:27,963
Listen, Uncle Ralph,
he's not a bad guy, OK?
817
00:52:28,004 --> 00:52:32,134
But this happens to be maybe
the most important Christmas of my life.
818
00:52:32,175 --> 00:52:36,680
I cannot have some total stranger
sleeping at my house.
819
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,149
Good news for folks in Denver, who aredigging out from two feet of snow.
820
00:52:47,190 --> 00:52:49,693
Denver international airporthas reopened...
821
00:52:49,735 --> 00:52:51,194
Whoops.
822
00:52:55,615 --> 00:52:57,159
Thank you.
823
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,245
So, uh, can I bum a ride to the airport?
824
00:53:08,754 --> 00:53:11,506
- Does he really have to go?
- Yes, honey.
825
00:53:11,548 --> 00:53:14,134
He has people
that are expecting him in Denver.
826
00:53:14,176 --> 00:53:16,887
I'm sure he wants to be with them
for Christmas.
827
00:53:16,928 --> 00:53:20,724
Hey, Brian.
It was really great to meet you.
828
00:53:20,766 --> 00:53:21,933
You too.
829
00:53:21,975 --> 00:53:23,769
Sorry I don't have a Christmas present.
830
00:53:23,810 --> 00:53:27,189
- Well, the tree was pretty cool.
- Done.
831
00:53:27,230 --> 00:53:30,359
Just don't let your mom
overdecorate it, OK?
832
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,736
- Yeah.
- Wanna see a little bit of green.
833
00:53:33,862 --> 00:53:35,781
Hey.
834
00:53:35,822 --> 00:53:37,240
RALPH: All right, big boy.
835
00:53:40,494 --> 00:53:44,664
- Be very safe. Have a great trip.
- Thank you so much for everything.
836
00:53:46,375 --> 00:53:48,668
- What?
- Nothing.
837
00:53:48,710 --> 00:53:50,712
- I'm not looking at anything.
- Come on.
838
00:54:02,432 --> 00:54:06,144
OK, listen,
you're gonna preheat the oven to 450.
839
00:54:06,186 --> 00:54:08,271
- Right, 450.
- And, uh...
840
00:54:11,566 --> 00:54:16,613
And then you're gonna wrap the bird
in tinfoil.
841
00:54:16,655 --> 00:54:18,990
- I got it. Are you OK?
- Oh, no.
842
00:54:20,367 --> 00:54:21,576
My passport.
843
00:54:24,913 --> 00:54:26,248
I can't find my passport.
844
00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:32,462
We don't have time to go to the house.
This is the last flight to Denver today.
845
00:54:32,504 --> 00:54:35,507
Sorry, sir, but without
some sort of government-issued ID,
846
00:54:35,549 --> 00:54:37,092
we can't let you on.
847
00:54:37,134 --> 00:54:40,262
- Don't you have a driver's licence?
- When I was 18.
848
00:54:40,303 --> 00:54:43,306
- What's your permanent address?
- That's up in the air right now.
849
00:54:43,348 --> 00:54:45,934
Huh! He makes pancakes. Does that help?
850
00:54:45,976 --> 00:54:49,020
- Nothing I can do.
- Look, it's gotta be at the house.
851
00:54:49,062 --> 00:54:50,772
Let's go.
852
00:54:53,358 --> 00:54:58,989
Please help me, OK? It's Christmas Eve.
I have got get this guy out of my house.
853
00:55:02,534 --> 00:55:04,244
Why?
854
00:55:04,286 --> 00:55:05,996
(Groans)
855
00:55:06,038 --> 00:55:07,664
JENNIFER: Unbelievable.
856
00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:15,547
Look, I'm really sorry about the
passport. I don't know what happened.
857
00:55:15,589 --> 00:55:17,674
It must have fallen out of my coat.
858
00:55:17,716 --> 00:55:21,803
I just have a lot to do today, you know?
I haven't wrapped the presents yet...
859
00:55:21,845 --> 00:55:22,971
(Gasps)
860
00:55:23,013 --> 00:55:27,434
Brian's bike!
I have to be there before noon.
861
00:55:29,269 --> 00:55:30,395
Oh, no.
862
00:55:30,437 --> 00:55:34,316
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- It's OK. Just relax.
863
00:55:34,358 --> 00:55:36,026
Relax? Are you kidding me?
864
00:55:36,068 --> 00:55:39,613
This is the only thing he asked for. He
doesn't believe in Santa Claus as it is.
865
00:55:39,654 --> 00:55:42,282
If there is not a Rocketwheel
underneath the tree...
866
00:55:42,324 --> 00:55:45,369
- I cannot believe I let this happen.
- We're gonna get him the bike.
867
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:49,623
How are we gonna get him the bike? The
store is totally and completely closed.
868
00:55:49,664 --> 00:55:54,336
- It's Christmas tomorrow and he's...
- Jen, Jen.
869
00:55:54,378 --> 00:55:56,588
I promise you I will get him that bike.
870
00:55:59,966 --> 00:56:02,052
- OK.
- OK.
871
00:56:02,094 --> 00:56:05,555
- You're not gonna break in, are you?
- That's an option.
872
00:56:05,597 --> 00:56:08,100
But first I thought we would try that.
873
00:56:08,767 --> 00:56:13,730
OK. In case of emergency.
It's definitely an emergency.
874
00:56:13,772 --> 00:56:15,482
What's the number?
875
00:56:15,524 --> 00:56:17,526
(Phone rings)
876
00:56:17,567 --> 00:56:21,196
Chet, hi. This is Jennifer.I'm at the store. I'm here for the bike.
877
00:56:21,238 --> 00:56:24,616
- Yeah? Sorry, lady.
- What do you mean, "sorry, lady"?
878
00:56:24,658 --> 00:56:27,411
- I already paid for it.
- Too bad.
879
00:56:27,452 --> 00:56:31,456
- It's Christmas.
- Ooh, guess what? I hate Christmas!
880
00:56:31,498 --> 00:56:34,376
Can't wait till it's over.
881
00:56:35,919 --> 00:56:38,004
He hung up.
882
00:56:40,507 --> 00:56:42,592
This is the only thing he wanted.
883
00:56:43,510 --> 00:56:46,888
OK, look, just, uh...
Go hide across the street in the alley.
884
00:56:46,930 --> 00:56:48,265
What? Why?
885
00:56:48,306 --> 00:56:50,851
Because this place has an alarm,
a cheap one.
886
00:56:50,892 --> 00:56:52,811
I used to install them.
887
00:56:52,853 --> 00:56:55,564
Was that before or after
the turtle farm?
888
00:56:55,605 --> 00:56:57,107
Just go hide across the street.
889
00:56:57,149 --> 00:56:59,026
I am not going to jail on Christmas Eve.
890
00:56:59,067 --> 00:57:01,570
Do you want the bike or not?
891
00:57:04,698 --> 00:57:07,159
Oh, God.
892
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,286
- What are you gonna do?
- Go, go.
893
00:57:18,462 --> 00:57:20,547
(Alarm rings)
894
00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:25,135
Go, go, go, go!
895
00:57:25,177 --> 00:57:26,887
Go, go! Just go!
896
00:57:28,388 --> 00:57:30,515
Move over. Move.
897
00:57:30,557 --> 00:57:33,977
I can't, there's no room,
unless you wanna climb on top of me.
898
00:57:34,019 --> 00:57:36,104
Don't.
899
00:57:37,022 --> 00:57:40,692
- What are we supposed to do now?
- Just wait. It shouldn't be long.
900
00:57:40,734 --> 00:57:41,777
(Sighs)
901
00:57:41,818 --> 00:57:44,988
This is so not part of my plan today.
902
00:57:45,030 --> 00:57:47,491
Threw out your whole list, did it?
903
00:57:47,532 --> 00:57:49,534
Sorry. Sorry.
904
00:57:49,576 --> 00:57:51,912
(Siren wails)
905
00:57:55,624 --> 00:57:57,959
Now what?
906
00:57:58,001 --> 00:58:00,587
OK, just wait.
907
00:58:06,510 --> 00:58:09,388
There you are in a couple of years. Hm.
908
00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,641
MORGAN: I don't have a tattoo.
909
00:58:12,682 --> 00:58:16,520
Do you have any idea what percentage
of restaurants fail within 18 months?
910
00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:19,648
You really have to discuss my future
right beside the garbage bins?
911
00:58:19,689 --> 00:58:21,066
The symbolism's a bit much.
912
00:58:21,108 --> 00:58:24,861
I really don't think you have any idea
what you're getting yourself into.
913
00:58:24,903 --> 00:58:27,614
Does what's-her-name
even have any experience?
914
00:58:29,074 --> 00:58:31,785
- Not that kind of experience.
- Oh, sorry.
915
00:58:31,827 --> 00:58:35,038
Granted, I don't know the Denver
markets, but startup costs alone...
916
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,458
- Something'll work out.
- Something will work out?
917
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:41,670
There's a business plan.
Something'll work out.
918
00:58:41,712 --> 00:58:44,297
CHET: Sorry you had to come down here.
919
00:58:44,339 --> 00:58:48,218
Look, I'm not gonna stomp
on your dreams. I'm sorry.
920
00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:51,763
You know, I hope everything
works out for you. I do.
921
00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:57,561
It's just that I analyse corporations
and all I'm saying is I'm good at it.
922
00:58:57,602 --> 00:59:01,857
And this restaurant thing of yours,
I could hardly recommend to investors.
923
00:59:01,898 --> 00:59:04,067
- Come on. We're on.
- What?
924
00:59:04,109 --> 00:59:05,694
Come on, come on, come on.
925
00:59:05,736 --> 00:59:09,322
JENNIFER: Um, slow.
Hello, cars, ice, heels.
926
00:59:12,576 --> 00:59:17,122
Hey. Listen, since you're here,
why don't you just give us the bike?
927
00:59:17,164 --> 00:59:19,166
Should have known it was you.
Forget it.
928
00:59:19,207 --> 00:59:22,836
Hey, open the door,
give us the bike and you can go.
929
00:59:22,878 --> 00:59:24,504
(Chuckles)
930
00:59:24,546 --> 00:59:26,840
Just forget about it, Morgan. It's fine.
931
00:59:26,882 --> 00:59:28,759
Hey.
932
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,554
You and me in the alley.
I win, you give us the bike.
933
00:59:32,596 --> 00:59:35,182
You win, you get the bike and the money.
934
00:59:37,017 --> 00:59:40,103
- You got a deal.
- Good.
935
00:59:40,145 --> 00:59:42,314
It is not even your money.
936
00:59:42,355 --> 00:59:45,942
Oh! I can't believe this.
937
00:59:45,984 --> 00:59:48,070
All right, let's go.
938
00:59:48,695 --> 00:59:50,280
- Come on.
- You ready for this?
939
00:59:50,322 --> 00:59:52,949
- Oh, yeah.
- Is this really necessary?
940
00:59:52,991 --> 00:59:55,077
I got this.
941
00:59:57,162 --> 01:00:00,207
What are you, one of those
black belt guys or something?
942
01:00:00,248 --> 01:00:02,209
You're gonna find out.
943
01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:05,253
(Laughs)
944
01:00:06,546 --> 01:00:10,592
- Do you mind? It's kind of a custom.
- No, I don't mind. Here's your bow.
945
01:00:17,391 --> 01:00:21,895
I had to do it. He's bigger than me.
Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go, go!
946
01:00:21,937 --> 01:00:23,647
That was amazing.
947
01:00:23,688 --> 01:00:25,774
(Groans)
948
01:00:32,531 --> 01:00:35,158
OK, well, why don't we hide this
in the garage?
949
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,703
- Yeah, perfect.
- Cool.
950
01:00:37,744 --> 01:00:43,333
Listen, I just wanna say thank you.
I don't know what I would have done.
951
01:00:44,251 --> 01:00:49,548
And despite the fact that this was
definitely not on my list today,
952
01:00:49,589 --> 01:00:52,175
um...I had fun.
953
01:00:54,428 --> 01:00:59,349
Wow. You know, I think that is actually
the first time I have seen you smile.
954
01:00:59,391 --> 01:01:01,768
- Hey, I smile.
- No.
955
01:01:01,810 --> 01:01:06,106
I do. I smile a lot.
You're just, you know...
956
01:01:06,148 --> 01:01:09,401
You're catching me at kind of a...
a tough time.
957
01:01:10,277 --> 01:01:14,281
OK. Well, when's a good time?
958
01:01:14,322 --> 01:01:16,700
- December 26th.
- Oh!
959
01:01:16,742 --> 01:01:19,995
I know, I know,
it's your least favourite day.
960
01:01:20,037 --> 01:01:22,122
- Mm-hm.
- But, um...
961
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:26,043
I guess I'm just Scrooge.
962
01:01:26,084 --> 01:01:28,628
No. No, you are definitely not Scrooge.
963
01:01:29,504 --> 01:01:32,007
You just need to learn
how to do Christmas.
964
01:01:37,929 --> 01:01:40,265
Uh, OK, well,
let's put this in the garage, then.
965
01:01:40,307 --> 01:01:41,850
OK.
966
01:01:48,607 --> 01:01:50,359
- He's not there, is he?
- Got it?
967
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,486
Yeah.
968
01:01:56,156 --> 01:01:59,618
Does this passport look familiar?
You lifted it, didn't you?
969
01:01:59,659 --> 01:02:01,244
Are you accusing your uncle?
970
01:02:01,286 --> 01:02:04,539
Yes, I am, and surprisingly the words
are rolling right off my tongue.
971
01:02:04,581 --> 01:02:07,417
- You have any witnesses?
- What are you doing?
972
01:02:07,459 --> 01:02:09,586
Why would you do this?
973
01:02:10,962 --> 01:02:15,092
I just thought that this guy Morgan
was really good for you,
974
01:02:15,133 --> 01:02:18,261
as a matter of fact,
and I can tell that he likes you.
975
01:02:18,303 --> 01:02:20,555
What are we, in seventh grade?
976
01:02:20,597 --> 01:02:26,186
Look, Jenny, you have always been...
What is the word I'm looking for?
977
01:02:26,228 --> 01:02:30,023
- Easy.
- A very cautious girl, right?
978
01:02:30,065 --> 01:02:33,235
And Richard is a very safe, nice bet.
979
01:02:33,276 --> 01:02:37,322
And I'm saying that maybe it is time
for you to break out, to take a risk.
980
01:02:37,364 --> 01:02:41,034
Look, this is crazy, OK?
He's a virtual stranger.
981
01:02:41,076 --> 01:02:43,745
And Richard is a wonderful man.
982
01:02:44,871 --> 01:02:50,794
He's kind and strong and stable and...
he's solid.
983
01:02:50,836 --> 01:02:54,047
Wow. He sounds like a bookcase.
984
01:02:58,635 --> 01:03:00,721
I'm not gonna mess this up.
985
01:03:00,762 --> 01:03:03,807
Tomorrow Mr Morgan Derby
gets on an airplane
986
01:03:03,849 --> 01:03:05,517
before Richard's parents get here.
987
01:03:05,559 --> 01:03:09,354
- No more games. Promise me.
- I promise.
988
01:03:11,815 --> 01:03:13,942
OK.
989
01:03:14,776 --> 01:03:16,653
Let me ask you a question.
990
01:03:16,695 --> 01:03:20,365
It's very, very close to Christmas Eve.
991
01:03:20,407 --> 01:03:22,743
(Squeals)
992
01:03:22,784 --> 01:03:26,288
Would you like to wear
your Christmas gift?
993
01:03:32,753 --> 01:03:35,130
Oh, wow.
994
01:03:36,715 --> 01:03:39,801
Do you remember these?
995
01:03:39,843 --> 01:03:41,094
Of course I do.
996
01:03:43,847 --> 01:03:46,183
Aunt Margaret used to let me
hold them up to my ears.
997
01:03:46,224 --> 01:03:48,310
I took a picture of that.
998
01:03:48,351 --> 01:03:51,188
And then she would let you
put on her make-up, huh?
999
01:03:54,649 --> 01:03:57,736
- I still think about her every day.
- So do I.
1000
01:03:59,029 --> 01:04:01,448
Especially at this time of year.
1001
01:04:02,407 --> 01:04:07,704
You know, I see a decoration,
I hear a Christmas song
1002
01:04:07,746 --> 01:04:10,290
and all these memories
come rushing back,
1003
01:04:10,332 --> 01:04:13,418
millions of them,
stuff I thought I forgot.
1004
01:04:16,755 --> 01:04:18,673
35 Christmases.
1005
01:04:20,509 --> 01:04:23,136
Sure you want me to take these?
You don't wanna keep them?
1006
01:04:23,178 --> 01:04:25,889
Aunt Margaret would be so happy
to know you have them.
1007
01:04:27,265 --> 01:04:30,352
Besides, they would look
a little gauche on me.
1008
01:04:33,188 --> 01:04:34,815
Silly.
1009
01:04:34,856 --> 01:04:36,942
Thank you.
1010
01:04:38,151 --> 01:04:39,945
- I'm gonna check 'em out.
- Yeah.
1011
01:04:39,986 --> 01:04:42,322
They look so beautiful on your ears.
1012
01:04:42,364 --> 01:04:45,701
Wow. Think they're pretty?
1013
01:04:45,742 --> 01:04:49,413
Oh, my goodness. You look gorgeous.
1014
01:04:49,454 --> 01:04:51,873
- Uncle Ralph.
- Yeah.
1015
01:04:51,915 --> 01:04:54,376
- Will you do me a favour?
- What?
1016
01:04:54,418 --> 01:04:57,212
Just give Richard a chance, OK?
1017
01:04:57,254 --> 01:05:00,090
- He's not a bad guy.
- Done.
1018
01:05:01,133 --> 01:05:02,175
Thanks.
1019
01:05:06,471 --> 01:05:09,099
I just wish he would loosen up
his tighty whities.
1020
01:05:09,141 --> 01:05:10,475
I heard that.
1021
01:05:14,521 --> 01:05:16,106
(Chuckles)
1022
01:05:22,779 --> 01:05:23,822
OK.
1023
01:05:25,574 --> 01:05:28,952
Hey, careful.
You're gonna kill yourself.
1024
01:05:28,994 --> 01:05:32,664
- I can steady it. You got it?
- Yeah. Um...
1025
01:05:34,082 --> 01:05:38,003
I weigh more, so...why don't I hold it?
1026
01:05:41,423 --> 01:05:43,508
Perfect.
1027
01:05:50,515 --> 01:05:53,060
So, what are
your Christmas Eve traditions?
1028
01:05:54,269 --> 01:05:56,813
Uh, last-minute shopping, I guess.
1029
01:05:58,815 --> 01:06:01,109
I could still make some cookies.
1030
01:06:01,151 --> 01:06:03,653
All the great Christmas specials
are on tonight.
1031
01:06:04,738 --> 01:06:08,158
Um, actually, I'm going out.
1032
01:06:09,659 --> 01:06:12,120
Really?
1033
01:06:12,162 --> 01:06:14,831
Yeah, I have a dinner party.
1034
01:06:14,873 --> 01:06:17,084
Who has a dinner party on Christmas Eve?
1035
01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:19,836
Richard's parents.
1036
01:06:19,878 --> 01:06:23,590
Oh. OK.
1037
01:06:23,632 --> 01:06:28,470
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Just a generic "oh".
1038
01:06:28,512 --> 01:06:31,431
Uh-huh. It's just a little family thing.
1039
01:06:31,473 --> 01:06:36,311
- A couple of business friends.
- Wow. Sounds like fun.
1040
01:06:38,271 --> 01:06:40,732
What do you think? Does it look good?
1041
01:06:41,942 --> 01:06:43,193
Everything's great.
1042
01:06:48,865 --> 01:06:54,830
Um, great. Well, then,
I should probably go and get ready.
1043
01:06:57,499 --> 01:06:59,793
- Excuse me.
- Yeah.
1044
01:06:59,835 --> 01:07:01,920
Thank you.
1045
01:07:15,434 --> 01:07:17,519
RALPH: Have a good time.
- Will do.
1046
01:07:19,646 --> 01:07:21,356
So how do I look?
1047
01:07:24,443 --> 01:07:26,653
Wow.
1048
01:07:26,695 --> 01:07:28,822
Um, you look lovely.
1049
01:07:29,781 --> 01:07:32,325
Thank you. So do you.
1050
01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:38,498
Not lovely.
Whatever the male equivalent is.
1051
01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:40,250
You look really good.
1052
01:07:40,292 --> 01:07:44,921
Yeah, well, Christmas Eve, I thought
I should, you know, dress up a little.
1053
01:07:47,132 --> 01:07:51,928
Listen, Jen, um...this has been
one of the best Christmases I've had
1054
01:07:51,970 --> 01:07:54,931
in a really long time.
1055
01:07:54,973 --> 01:07:57,684
I guess I forgot how nice it was
to be around a family.
1056
01:07:59,811 --> 01:08:01,521
I just wanted to say thank you.
1057
01:08:02,898 --> 01:08:04,608
No, I should thank you.
1058
01:08:06,026 --> 01:08:08,820
You're not nearly as obnoxious
as I thought you were.
1059
01:08:09,988 --> 01:08:12,240
Yeah, I kind of grow on people.
1060
01:08:13,950 --> 01:08:16,161
I wish you didn't have to
go out tonight.
1061
01:08:19,414 --> 01:08:24,419
Yeah, well, um... You know...plans.
1062
01:08:24,461 --> 01:08:27,589
Right. Plans.
1063
01:08:31,343 --> 01:08:33,011
(Knocking)
1064
01:08:38,392 --> 01:08:41,686
- I can go... I can hide in my room.
- No, of course not.
1065
01:08:41,728 --> 01:08:46,358
This is my house and you are my guest.
1066
01:08:47,609 --> 01:08:49,403
(Knocking)
1067
01:08:50,612 --> 01:08:52,698
Coming.
1068
01:08:54,241 --> 01:08:57,244
- Hi.
- Hey. Your wreath fell.
1069
01:08:57,285 --> 01:09:00,872
- You can just stick it right there.
- Wow. You look beautiful.
1070
01:09:00,914 --> 01:09:03,333
Thank you.
1071
01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:06,002
Richard, Morgan. Morgan, Richard.
1072
01:09:07,462 --> 01:09:08,880
Night, boys. I won't be late.
1073
01:09:08,922 --> 01:09:10,048
- Good night!
- Bye, Mom.
1074
01:09:10,090 --> 01:09:14,594
- Aren't you the lighting guy?
- At that point in history, yes, yeah.
1075
01:09:14,636 --> 01:09:17,931
No, no, I'm just a friend of the family.
1076
01:09:17,973 --> 01:09:19,558
Right.
1077
01:09:19,599 --> 01:09:22,602
- We should go.
- Yes.
1078
01:09:22,644 --> 01:09:25,230
- Good night.
- Good night.
1079
01:09:30,610 --> 01:09:32,904
JENNIFER: Thank you.
1080
01:09:33,905 --> 01:09:36,825
You just gonna let this guy move in?
1081
01:09:36,867 --> 01:09:39,286
He's a friend of my uncle's.
1082
01:09:39,327 --> 01:09:42,622
- What was I supposed to do?
- Is he gonna be here tomorrow night?
1083
01:09:42,664 --> 01:09:47,127
- My parents might find this a bit odd.
- Look, he's on standby for a plane.
1084
01:09:47,169 --> 01:09:51,548
If he doesn't make it, then your parents
are just gonna have to deal with it.
1085
01:10:02,392 --> 01:10:05,896
- Mother, Father.
- Darlings.
1086
01:10:05,937 --> 01:10:10,233
- I'm looking forward to that turkey.
- Yes, so am I.
1087
01:10:10,275 --> 01:10:13,236
- You're looking lovely.
- Thank you. You as well.
1088
01:10:13,278 --> 01:10:17,949
- Did Richard give you those earrings?
- Oh, no, actually. These belonged...
1089
01:10:17,991 --> 01:10:19,993
They're very retro, aren't they?
1090
01:10:21,453 --> 01:10:25,624
Well, I'm sure
he can do something with them.
1091
01:10:25,665 --> 01:10:27,959
- Let's get a drink.
- Yes.
1092
01:10:29,503 --> 01:10:33,006
BRIAN: I call.
- All right, read 'em and weep.
1093
01:10:33,048 --> 01:10:36,259
- Two eights.
- Ah. Jacks and threes.
1094
01:10:36,301 --> 01:10:38,261
Full house.
1095
01:10:38,303 --> 01:10:41,223
I'm getting really sad
that I taught you this game.
1096
01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:45,852
What do you keep staring at in there?
What's going on?
1097
01:10:45,894 --> 01:10:51,525
Well, I really wanna believe in Santa,
but the whole thing's hard to believe.
1098
01:10:51,566 --> 01:10:53,151
Hm.
1099
01:10:53,193 --> 01:10:55,237
Like he comes down the chimney, right?
1100
01:10:55,278 --> 01:10:57,698
- Right.
- OK.
1101
01:10:57,739 --> 01:11:00,659
- But what if there's a fire going?
- Well...
1102
01:11:00,701 --> 01:11:06,248
Then he has...a fire extinguisher
attached to his sleigh.
1103
01:11:09,376 --> 01:11:13,588
Well, some of the older boys said
at school that Santa Claus wasn't real,
1104
01:11:13,630 --> 01:11:16,508
and I just really wanna
believe in him and all,
1105
01:11:16,550 --> 01:11:18,677
but the whole thing's
sort of impossible.
1106
01:11:20,595 --> 01:11:23,223
Brian, will you do me a huge favour?
1107
01:11:23,265 --> 01:11:26,768
Just relax. I mean,
it's Christmas and you're a kid.
1108
01:11:26,810 --> 01:11:29,104
This is the greatest night of the year.
1109
01:11:29,146 --> 01:11:31,648
Greatest. Tell you what.
Let's stop playing cards.
1110
01:11:31,690 --> 01:11:33,859
You go upstairs,
brush your pearly whites,
1111
01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:36,236
put on some PJs,
we'll do something else.
1112
01:11:36,278 --> 01:11:39,281
- How about watch Rudolph?
- Great idea.
1113
01:11:39,322 --> 01:11:42,367
I myself will have a red nose
by the time you come down.
1114
01:11:47,122 --> 01:11:49,416
Um, he's very serious, isn't he?
1115
01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,543
Well, he's like his mother.
1116
01:11:52,627 --> 01:11:55,297
- Say, Ralph...
- Mm-hm?
1117
01:11:55,338 --> 01:11:59,384
Are you in
if we pull a little con on the kid?
1118
01:11:59,426 --> 01:12:01,053
Keep talking.
1119
01:12:01,094 --> 01:12:04,639
- Well, I'm gonna go outside...
- Mm-hm.
1120
01:12:15,067 --> 01:12:18,904
- And that's what happened.
- Just one more Christmas story?
1121
01:12:18,945 --> 01:12:20,781
- Real or fantasy?
- Real.
1122
01:12:20,822 --> 01:12:24,493
OK. All right, here it is, here it is.
1123
01:12:24,534 --> 01:12:27,913
I used to arrest this guy
named Chichi Barelli, all right?
1124
01:12:32,626 --> 01:12:36,254
This guy used to dress up as an elf,
if you could believe it,
1125
01:12:36,296 --> 01:12:38,548
and he would like rob liquor stores.
1126
01:12:38,590 --> 01:12:42,344
And he was tubby. He was a tubby elf.
I'm not kidding.
1127
01:12:46,556 --> 01:12:49,851
And every time he would run down
the same subway station,
1128
01:12:49,893 --> 01:12:52,270
run down the stairs
in his pointy little shoes,
1129
01:12:52,312 --> 01:12:54,773
get on that train
and the door would close.
1130
01:12:54,815 --> 01:12:57,150
(Bells jingling)
- What was that?
1131
01:12:59,152 --> 01:13:01,321
Shh. I think he's here.
1132
01:13:01,363 --> 01:13:05,242
If he thinks you're not sleeping,
he is gonna skip the joint.
1133
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,789
(Thudding)
- What was that noise?
1134
01:13:10,831 --> 01:13:13,959
That is a very big elf.
1135
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,378
Turn over. Turn over.
1136
01:13:18,964 --> 01:13:22,217
No, no! No, no, no, no! Oh, no.
1137
01:13:23,802 --> 01:13:28,181
Shh, shh, shh. Don't say anything.
I think he's here.
1138
01:13:28,223 --> 01:13:32,102
Turn around. Go to sleep.
Don't get out of that bed.
1139
01:13:32,144 --> 01:13:35,188
Ho-ho! What you're gonna get
in the morning, huh?
1140
01:13:46,033 --> 01:13:48,118
(Groans)
1141
01:13:55,917 --> 01:13:57,961
Coming. Oh, my goodness.
1142
01:14:00,422 --> 01:14:02,090
- Get in here.
- Did he buy it?
1143
01:14:02,132 --> 01:14:04,926
Yeah, hook, line and sinker.
How are you?
1144
01:14:04,968 --> 01:14:08,430
- I'm not too good.
- I'm gonna go get you a heating pad.
1145
01:14:08,472 --> 01:14:11,433
OK. Hey, get me
some of your special eggnog.
1146
01:14:11,475 --> 01:14:13,977
Yeah, I will, I will.
1147
01:14:16,646 --> 01:14:18,732
(Indistinct business talk)
1148
01:14:22,569 --> 01:14:25,072
I remember when we decided
to expand the business.
1149
01:14:25,113 --> 01:14:28,950
There were a lot of intangibles
to take into consideration.
1150
01:14:28,992 --> 01:14:30,952
You have to be aware of...
1151
01:14:30,994 --> 01:14:33,497
- Hey, you OK?
- Hm?
1152
01:14:33,538 --> 01:14:35,999
- All right?
- Yeah. Are you OK?
1153
01:14:36,041 --> 01:14:37,584
Yeah.
1154
01:14:37,626 --> 01:14:40,879
I gotta stop him or he'll talk forever.
1155
01:14:42,172 --> 01:14:46,385
Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have
your attention for a moment, please.
1156
01:14:46,426 --> 01:14:49,471
Father, sorry for interrupting
your story.
1157
01:14:49,513 --> 01:14:52,641
Now that we're all gathered here,
family and friends,
1158
01:14:52,682 --> 01:14:54,768
I have an announcement to make.
1159
01:14:57,771 --> 01:15:02,401
Jennifer...will you marry me?
1160
01:15:02,442 --> 01:15:04,319
(Gasping)
1161
01:15:04,361 --> 01:15:05,779
WOMAN: Isn't that romantic?
1162
01:15:05,821 --> 01:15:07,823
(Coughs)
1163
01:15:08,824 --> 01:15:10,409
WOMAN: Is she all right?
1164
01:15:12,994 --> 01:15:14,913
MAN: I'd like to propose a toast.
1165
01:15:37,227 --> 01:15:39,312
(Front door opens)
1166
01:15:42,107 --> 01:15:44,401
- Hi.
- Hey.
1167
01:15:44,443 --> 01:15:46,278
Is Brian already asleep?
1168
01:15:46,319 --> 01:15:49,072
Sort of. You might wanna check on him.
1169
01:15:52,743 --> 01:15:55,370
- Night.
- OK.
1170
01:15:55,412 --> 01:15:57,497
- I'll call you tomorrow, OK?
- OK.
1171
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:07,799
Morgan, I'd like to talk to you
for a minute.
1172
01:16:07,841 --> 01:16:09,342
OK.
1173
01:16:10,218 --> 01:16:12,054
Jen and I were engaged tonight.
1174
01:16:13,346 --> 01:16:17,059
Wow. Um... Congratulations.
1175
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:19,186
Thank you.
1176
01:16:20,145 --> 01:16:24,232
That being the case, and I don't wanna
be rude, tomorrow we'd like to celebrate
1177
01:16:24,274 --> 01:16:27,486
and it might be a little awkward
if you're still around.
1178
01:16:27,527 --> 01:16:29,863
So I'd like to offer you
a hotel room of your choice
1179
01:16:29,905 --> 01:16:34,076
at the airport until you leave,
on me, of course.
1180
01:16:34,117 --> 01:16:35,535
Christmas present.
1181
01:16:38,330 --> 01:16:41,833
Do you mind if I speak to Jen?
1182
01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:43,960
No, please.
1183
01:16:47,506 --> 01:16:51,259
Uncle Ralph was telling me
Christmas stories.
1184
01:16:51,301 --> 01:16:56,807
Then we heard a big bang on the roof.
And then we heard bells.
1185
01:16:56,848 --> 01:17:00,268
Bells? Oh, my gosh! What kind of bells?
What did it sound like?
1186
01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:03,688
- Morgan, I was just telling Mom...
- I know, I know.
1187
01:17:03,730 --> 01:17:06,692
Don't let me interrupt.
I just wanted to say good night.
1188
01:17:06,733 --> 01:17:08,610
- Good night.
- Good night.
1189
01:17:08,652 --> 01:17:11,780
- We'll see you in the morning.
- Yeah.
1190
01:17:13,407 --> 01:17:14,741
JENNIFER: So what was the...
1191
01:17:26,670 --> 01:17:28,547
You don't need to get me a hotel room.
1192
01:17:28,588 --> 01:17:31,758
It's Christmas Eve. I'll have
my pick of spots at the airport.
1193
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:35,345
It's really no problem.
I can write it off.
1194
01:17:35,387 --> 01:17:37,472
Yeah.
1195
01:17:48,984 --> 01:17:51,111
Got all your stuff?
1196
01:17:51,153 --> 01:17:52,529
That's it.
1197
01:17:57,075 --> 01:17:59,578
Mom, wake up! It's Christmas!
1198
01:17:59,619 --> 01:18:02,372
Get up.
1199
01:18:02,414 --> 01:18:05,459
I'm up. Merry Christmas.
1200
01:18:07,335 --> 01:18:10,505
He brought it, Mom!
Santa Claus brought it!
1201
01:18:10,547 --> 01:18:12,591
He brought the Rocketwheel!
1202
01:18:12,632 --> 01:18:15,385
Of course he did. He's Santa.
1203
01:18:15,427 --> 01:18:17,637
Oh, my gosh. It's so cool.
1204
01:18:17,679 --> 01:18:19,765
I don't smell any coffee, Morgan.
1205
01:18:22,517 --> 01:18:24,811
Morgan?
1206
01:18:24,853 --> 01:18:28,565
RALPH: What's all the yelling here
on this Christmas morning?
1207
01:18:28,607 --> 01:18:30,776
- Huh?
- Merry Christmas.
1208
01:18:30,817 --> 01:18:32,402
Merry Christmas to you.
1209
01:18:33,695 --> 01:18:37,032
- Where's Morgan?
- Well, he's not upstairs.
1210
01:18:37,074 --> 01:18:39,826
He's gone, Mom.
He left me a ring and this.
1211
01:18:41,495 --> 01:18:44,623
"You'll grow into it.
Merry Christmas. Morgan."
1212
01:18:49,127 --> 01:18:53,340
Come here. That was nice of him
to leave that, huh?
1213
01:18:53,382 --> 01:18:55,509
Don't be sad. Come here.
1214
01:18:57,135 --> 01:19:00,639
That was really nice of him
to leave you a present, right?
1215
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:04,518
But more importantly on Christmas,
who else leaves you presents?
1216
01:19:04,559 --> 01:19:07,479
- Santa.
- Uh-huh. Now, let's open these gifts.
1217
01:19:07,521 --> 01:19:10,232
Good idea. Let's see.
Which one are we gonna open first?
1218
01:19:22,202 --> 01:19:26,540
All passengers for flight 117 to Denver,
1219
01:19:26,581 --> 01:19:29,126
please proceed to gate 11B.
1220
01:19:40,470 --> 01:19:43,849
How rude is that, honestly?
He just takes off?
1221
01:19:43,890 --> 01:19:47,018
What, no goodbye? No thank you? Nothing?
1222
01:19:48,478 --> 01:19:52,107
He has the classic Peter Pan syndrome.
Good riddance.
1223
01:19:55,277 --> 01:19:58,280
Brian was very excited
about Santa last night, huh?
1224
01:19:59,656 --> 01:20:02,117
He thought he heard something
on the roof.
1225
01:20:02,951 --> 01:20:06,288
- He heard Morgan on the roof.
- That was Morgan?
1226
01:20:06,329 --> 01:20:07,706
Yeah.
1227
01:20:08,957 --> 01:20:12,169
So that thoughtless, irresponsible guy
1228
01:20:12,210 --> 01:20:16,673
nearly killed himself last night
falling off the top of your roof,
1229
01:20:16,715 --> 01:20:20,302
trying to teach your kid
that, yes, there is a Santa Claus.
1230
01:20:21,136 --> 01:20:25,515
So, please, do not badmouth him
in front of me, OK?
1231
01:20:47,621 --> 01:20:49,414
Oh, wow.
1232
01:20:49,456 --> 01:20:51,208
- Aren't these...
(Doorbell)
1233
01:20:51,249 --> 01:20:52,376
These are beautiful.
1234
01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:54,419
RICHARD: Hello!
- Hello!
1235
01:20:54,461 --> 01:20:57,255
- Merry Christmas.
- How are you?
1236
01:20:57,297 --> 01:20:59,549
- Merry Christmas, darling.
- Merry Christmas.
1237
01:20:59,591 --> 01:21:01,718
- Merry Christmas.
- Ralph.
1238
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,970
- My parents. Winnie, Stephen.
- Hello, Ralph.
1239
01:21:04,012 --> 01:21:05,972
Uncle Ralph. This is Brian.
1240
01:21:06,014 --> 01:21:09,101
- Brian, hello. How are you?
- Turkey smells great, Jennifer.
1241
01:21:09,142 --> 01:21:10,185
Thank you.
1242
01:21:10,227 --> 01:21:15,273
Oh, Brian, there's a present for you
in my jacket pocket. I hope you like it.
1243
01:21:17,150 --> 01:21:19,403
JENNIFER: Let's see what this is.
1244
01:21:19,444 --> 01:21:21,613
- Mom.
- Yes.
1245
01:21:21,655 --> 01:21:25,409
- This is for you.
- No. That's not for you, Jen.
1246
01:21:25,450 --> 01:21:28,787
- That's...
- It's got my name on it. Sneaky.
1247
01:21:39,297 --> 01:21:41,550
Would you excuse us
for just a minute, please?
1248
01:21:41,591 --> 01:21:42,676
WINNIE: Of course.
1249
01:21:42,718 --> 01:21:45,011
Brian, why don't you go up
and feed Skippy?
1250
01:21:45,053 --> 01:21:48,181
Uncle Ralph, his name is Skip.
1251
01:21:48,223 --> 01:21:50,726
Yeah, right, him too.
Go, go, go, go, go.
1252
01:21:50,767 --> 01:21:53,395
- Come on in. Sit down, please.
- Thank you.
1253
01:21:53,437 --> 01:21:55,230
- Feel comfortable.
- Thank you.
1254
01:21:55,272 --> 01:21:59,735
- Jennifer, I can explain this, OK?
- Yes, you should explain.
1255
01:21:59,776 --> 01:22:01,820
Are you gonna explain
what this is about?
1256
01:22:03,238 --> 01:22:05,991
I just didn't feel
it was very appropriate for Morgan...
1257
01:22:06,033 --> 01:22:10,620
Appropriate? To what?
Write a very nice thank-you note?
1258
01:22:10,662 --> 01:22:13,915
Because that's what this is.
Do you wanna read it?
1259
01:22:13,957 --> 01:22:17,544
- No, I would never read your mail.
- But you would steal my mail.
1260
01:22:18,670 --> 01:22:21,923
It's completely inappropriate.
Do you know how childish that is?
1261
01:22:22,841 --> 01:22:25,594
- Uh, Richard's a jeweller?
- Mm-hm.
1262
01:22:25,635 --> 01:22:29,014
I knew a lot of jewellers
cos my beat was Brooklyn.
1263
01:22:29,056 --> 01:22:32,517
The street was lined with jewellers,
every one of them a thief.
1264
01:22:34,061 --> 01:22:36,396
I'm not calling your son Richard
a thief.
1265
01:22:36,438 --> 01:22:41,401
These guys, you yawn, boop!
They steal your fillings.
1266
01:22:43,028 --> 01:22:46,198
JENNIFER: This is my house.
I can let anybody stay here who I want.
1267
01:22:46,239 --> 01:22:48,742
RICHARD: Yeah, it's your house.
1268
01:22:48,784 --> 01:22:50,994
- How dare you pull that stunt.
- What stunt?
1269
01:22:51,036 --> 01:22:54,956
How could you propose to me
in front of a house full of strangers?
1270
01:22:54,998 --> 01:22:58,126
- I don't even know those people.
- I thought it would be exciting.
1271
01:22:58,168 --> 01:23:00,462
People do it at baseball games
all the time.
1272
01:23:00,504 --> 01:23:02,255
Baseball games?
1273
01:23:03,590 --> 01:23:05,550
Those people are idiots, Richard.
1274
01:23:05,592 --> 01:23:09,346
Christmas Eve is supposed to be
the most beautiful night of the year.
1275
01:23:09,388 --> 01:23:12,015
I've never been so bored in all my life!
1276
01:23:12,057 --> 01:23:15,352
Well, like father like son, huh?
1277
01:23:15,394 --> 01:23:17,312
- What?
- Shiny shoes.
1278
01:23:17,354 --> 01:23:19,981
- You like shiny shoes too.
- Yeah.
1279
01:23:20,023 --> 01:23:23,652
Very important in the business world,
I would imagine.
1280
01:23:26,363 --> 01:23:29,991
Mom, Dad, there's been a change
of plans. We're gonna head out.
1281
01:23:31,827 --> 01:23:33,453
What's going on?
1282
01:23:33,495 --> 01:23:35,580
Wait.
1283
01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:39,835
Don't forget this.
1284
01:23:43,755 --> 01:23:44,923
Oh, my.
1285
01:23:56,351 --> 01:23:58,019
Bye, Jennifer.
1286
01:23:58,061 --> 01:24:00,147
Mom, Dad, please.
1287
01:24:01,148 --> 01:24:03,650
- Ralph.
- Richard.
1288
01:24:03,692 --> 01:24:06,403
What about the turkey? It's Christmas.
1289
01:24:06,445 --> 01:24:10,073
- I don't wanna eat Chinese.
- Go. We're not having dinner here.
1290
01:24:11,116 --> 01:24:13,201
RALPH: Happy holidays.
1291
01:24:21,168 --> 01:24:23,253
What have I done?
1292
01:24:25,255 --> 01:24:29,051
I just broke up with Richard over a guy
who's not even here any more.
1293
01:24:30,385 --> 01:24:34,473
Well, I think the best way to live life
is to take a risk.
1294
01:24:35,766 --> 01:24:38,518
So why don't you get off your tush
and go find him?
1295
01:24:39,811 --> 01:24:43,440
Oh, right. What am I supposed to do,
run to the airport on Christmas Day
1296
01:24:43,482 --> 01:24:48,320
and hope that maybe, possibly,
I just happen to run into him?
1297
01:24:48,362 --> 01:24:51,823
- Sounds good to me.
- It's crazy, Uncle Ralph.
1298
01:24:54,993 --> 01:24:57,287
I think it is, yeah.
1299
01:24:57,329 --> 01:24:59,790
So...go and do it.
1300
01:25:05,587 --> 01:25:08,507
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
1301
01:25:08,548 --> 01:25:10,467
- Right now?
- Just like that.
1302
01:25:17,474 --> 01:25:19,559
Come here.
1303
01:25:20,852 --> 01:25:23,063
Listen to me, the timer is set.
1304
01:25:23,105 --> 01:25:25,023
- The turkey comes out at 1:15.
- 1:15.
1305
01:25:25,065 --> 01:25:27,567
- Do not touch it.
- Don't touch it.
1306
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:30,445
Thank you.
1307
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,575
Now, this is my kind of Christmas.
1308
01:25:38,787 --> 01:25:43,375
Passengers on flight 117 for Denver.
1309
01:25:43,417 --> 01:25:47,045
Boarding is now beginning at gate 11B.
1310
01:25:47,087 --> 01:25:50,382
You can't go through security
without a boarding pass.
1311
01:25:50,424 --> 01:25:53,677
I don't want to get on a plane. I'm just
trying to get somebody else off.
1312
01:25:53,719 --> 01:25:58,181
OK, OK. Let me get this straight.
This is the same guy from yesterday?
1313
01:25:58,223 --> 01:26:01,268
The guy you wanted out of your house?
1314
01:26:01,309 --> 01:26:03,395
I know, OK? I know.
1315
01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:08,066
Listen, it's absolutely crazy, OK?
1316
01:26:08,108 --> 01:26:11,445
I only met the guy 48 hours ago,
and, yes, in the beginning
1317
01:26:11,486 --> 01:26:13,989
he was driving me completely nuts.
1318
01:26:14,031 --> 01:26:18,702
But he's great. He's great with my son.My uncle loves him.
1319
01:26:18,744 --> 01:26:21,246
My uncle doesn't like anyone, OK?
1320
01:26:21,288 --> 01:26:26,126
He's funny, he can cook, he stuck it
to my neighbour, which was really great.
1321
01:26:26,168 --> 01:26:28,462
He's...beautiful.
1322
01:26:29,421 --> 01:26:34,259
The funny thing is, I haven't likedChristmas since I was a little girl,
1323
01:26:34,301 --> 01:26:36,678
and when he came,he just made everything feel...
1324
01:26:38,638 --> 01:26:41,391
..really special.
1325
01:26:41,433 --> 01:26:44,895
He just knows how to do Christmas,you know?
1326
01:26:44,936 --> 01:26:48,648
I don't even know why I'm crying.I barely know this person.
1327
01:26:48,690 --> 01:26:51,610
I have never done anythingthis crazy in my life, I promise you,
1328
01:26:51,651 --> 01:26:53,195
but I just had to take the risk.
1329
01:26:54,071 --> 01:26:57,032
Because this might be
my only chance, otherwise...
1330
01:26:59,117 --> 01:27:00,452
..I may never see him again.
1331
01:27:02,454 --> 01:27:04,247
And I really want to.
1332
01:27:04,289 --> 01:27:08,710
Please, can you just check for me?His name is Morgan Derby.
1333
01:27:08,752 --> 01:27:11,004
He's on the flight to Denver.
1334
01:27:11,046 --> 01:27:13,548
That is her.
1335
01:27:13,590 --> 01:27:15,425
That's me she's talking about.
1336
01:27:15,467 --> 01:27:16,635
Here.
1337
01:27:16,676 --> 01:27:19,763
Excuse me. I gotta go.
1338
01:27:23,266 --> 01:27:25,852
According to this, they already boarded.
1339
01:27:30,565 --> 01:27:33,276
- They did?
- Sorry.
1340
01:27:41,493 --> 01:27:43,578
Thank you.
1341
01:28:08,061 --> 01:28:09,604
Jen!
1342
01:28:30,959 --> 01:28:32,961
- Ah!
- Please, Uncle Ralph.
1343
01:28:33,003 --> 01:28:35,005
Please, just one little bite.
1344
01:28:35,047 --> 01:28:37,924
Hey, don't I wish!
But you know she will kill us.
1345
01:28:38,717 --> 01:28:42,262
She did a great job, you know,
didn't she? Wow, is that beautiful!
1346
01:28:42,304 --> 01:28:44,389
(Car horn)
1347
01:28:46,767 --> 01:28:47,934
She found him!
1348
01:28:54,274 --> 01:28:56,943
- Morgan!
- Hey, mister. Welcome back.
1349
01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:03,867
RALPH: Come on! Now it's a holiday!
1350
01:29:03,909 --> 01:29:07,412
� ...the most wonderful time
1351
01:29:07,454 --> 01:29:11,166
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