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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,150 (SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,759 (AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING) 4 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,562 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING) There's no bell 5 00:01:02,564 --> 00:01:05,330 When you call for me 6 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:08,401 You'll be falling for miles 7 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:09,501 (SPOOKY LAUGHTER ON ALARM) 8 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,908 I'm bewitched by your misery 9 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:17,977 But I love it when you smile 10 00:01:17,979 --> 00:01:20,915 Let me know what you want from me 11 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,851 Whisper "love" in my ears 12 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,790 Before you try to get your hooks in me 13 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:34,860 I should warn you, my dear 14 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:38,263 My heart is a haunted house 15 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:42,200 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 16 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:46,238 It's the trap you've been waiting for 17 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,974 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 18 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:53,115 No escaping the way you feel 19 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:58,283 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 20 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:02,155 My, my, my heart 21 00:02:02,157 --> 00:02:08,093 - M-m-m-my heart is a haunted - CHOIR: Haunted house 22 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,995 (WOMAN WHIMPERS) 23 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:13,800 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: M-m-m-my heart is a haunted 24 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:16,171 - CHOIR: Haunted house - (VILLAGERS GASPING) 25 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,607 (VILLAGERS GRUMBLING) 26 00:02:24,446 --> 00:02:25,914 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 27 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,617 (PLAYING WEDDING MARCH) 28 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,288 (ALL EXCLAIM) 29 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,754 My love. 30 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:38,991 Cara mia. 31 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,862 (GASPS) The ring! The ring! Oh, no! No, no, no! 32 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:53,341 Oh, Thing! Best hand always has the ring! 33 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,717 PRIEST: Dearly be-loathed, 34 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:09,721 it is indeed a rare privilege to see our family 35 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,358 gathered together for this Addams tradition. 36 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,661 To commence this ceremony 37 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,196 and deliver these two 38 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:21,234 into the yawning void of matrimony, 39 00:03:21,236 --> 00:03:25,874 we put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up. 40 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:27,806 (SLURPING) 41 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,643 (GUESTS GULPING) 42 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,710 (SOBBING) 43 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,311 (SUCKING) 44 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,547 I now pronounce you... 45 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,916 VILLAGER 1: Monsters! VILLAGER 2: Freaks! 46 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,016 VILLAGER 3: Get out, Addams! 47 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,184 VILLAGER 4: You've been here long enough! 48 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,887 VILLAGER 5: We've had enough of your kind! 49 00:03:40,889 --> 00:03:42,354 Addams aren't wanted here! 50 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,822 VILLAGER 6: Leave already! 51 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,557 (QUICKLY) I now pronounce you husband and wife. 52 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,726 Quick, put the lime in the coconut 53 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:48,193 and drink 'em both up! 54 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,531 (VILLAGERS CLAMORING) 55 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,432 Sorry, I couldn't help myself. 56 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,836 VILLAGER 7: This is our home! 57 00:03:56,871 --> 00:03:58,037 VILLAGER 8: You're not wanted! 58 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,238 VILLAGER 9: We don't want you here! 59 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,076 Everyone, to the bridge! 60 00:04:03,211 --> 00:04:04,345 (ALL GASP) 61 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:06,611 Fire! 62 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:07,782 VILLAGER: Fire! 63 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,684 (GUESTS SCREAMING) 64 00:04:13,722 --> 00:04:14,723 (FESTER YELLING) 65 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,758 (ALL YELLING) 66 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,596 (VILLAGERS GASPING) 67 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:25,764 You two love bats better fly out of here! 68 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,633 I'll hold them off! 69 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,067 Mazurka! (SCREAMS) 70 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,270 (VILLAGERS WHIMPERING) 71 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:32,604 (GRANDMA ULULATING) 72 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,375 Grab onto my hairy hump! 73 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,379 (FESTER GRUNTING) 74 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:42,547 I think I can see my house from here. (ECHOING) 75 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:45,217 Oh, no. That's a women's prison. 76 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:48,253 Oh, Gomez, why do hordes of angry villagers 77 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,821 follow us everywhere we go? 78 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:53,424 We are safe, my love, that is all that matters. 79 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,260 I want to find a new home 80 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,296 that is shrouded from the world. 81 00:04:57,298 --> 00:05:00,299 Someplace that is truly us. 82 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:04,001 Yes! Somewhere horrible! Somewhere corrupt! 83 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,237 Somewhere that no one in their right mind 84 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,008 would be caught dead in! 85 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,784 (TIRES SCREECHING) 86 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,518 GOMEZ: Unhappy, darling? 87 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,255 MORTICIA: Yes, completely. 88 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:26,592 Oh, Gomez, you have torn down my walls 89 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:29,294 and stabbed your name onto my heart. 90 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,095 (GOMEZ KISSING AND MOANING) 91 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,131 GOMEZ: My wan temptress, 92 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,202 your hand is as cold as a dead fish. 93 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:38,804 My love, that is a dead fish. 94 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,272 Mmm, mmm... 95 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,543 So it is. 96 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,979 (GOMEZ CONTINUES KISSING) 97 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,046 Darling, 98 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:51,850 is that a wrinkle I see on your pallid brow? 99 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,051 What's wrong? 100 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,188 We can't run forever, my love. 101 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:57,056 I want a home again. 102 00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:59,792 I want our children to grow up in peace. 103 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,294 I want to pick out cemetery plots. 104 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:06,231 Morticia, I swear on my life I will find us a new home. 105 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,503 And your every wish shall be granted. 106 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,736 Mon amour. 107 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:15,073 (GASPS) French. You know what that does to me. (GROWLS) 108 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,542 (MORTICIA SPEAKING FRENCH) 109 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,413 MALE SINGER ON RADIO: (SINGING) Wild thing 110 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,648 You make my heart... 111 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,320 (TIRES SCREECHING) 112 00:06:30,058 --> 00:06:31,926 - (MORTICIA GASPS) - BOTH: We hit something! 113 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,868 - Is he all right? - (MAN MOANS) 114 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:44,436 No, he seems perfectly demented. 115 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:48,407 "State Hospital for the Criminally Insane." 116 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:49,944 Gomez. 117 00:06:53,948 --> 00:06:55,679 GOMEZ: That must be the asylum. 118 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:57,215 MORTICIA: Oh, thank goodness. 119 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:59,684 A decent place to sleep for the night. 120 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,722 (MOANING AND ROARING) 121 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,426 Hmm? 122 00:07:06,294 --> 00:07:08,695 Thank you, old boy. Lead the way. 123 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:11,565 (GROANS) 124 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:29,080 GOMEZ: It's quiet. Too quiet. 125 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,652 MORTICIA: Must be the off-season. 126 00:07:37,392 --> 00:07:38,726 (DOOR CREAKS, SLAMS) 127 00:07:39,661 --> 00:07:40,728 GOMEZ: Hello? 128 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,431 (RATS SQUEAKING) 129 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:46,164 There's no one here. 130 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,400 Could it be abandoned? 131 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:51,135 GOMEZ: It's creepy. Kooky. 132 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:54,075 MORTICIA: Mysterious. Spooky. 133 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,178 (ORGAN PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC) 134 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,486 - (STOPS PLAYING) - Huh? 135 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,359 (PLAYS BEETHOVEN'S 5th SYMPHONY) 136 00:08:15,296 --> 00:08:17,265 (PLAYS BACH'S TOCCATA AND FUGUE) 137 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,770 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 138 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,270 (PLAYS HALLELUJAH CHORUS) 139 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:27,539 (PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE) 140 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,441 (PLAYS CLASSICAL TUNE) 141 00:08:29,443 --> 00:08:30,878 (PLAYS FANFARE) 142 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,716 (PLAYING ASCENDING SCALE) 143 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,187 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 144 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:44,859 - (PLAYING ADDAMS FAMILY THEME) - (SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) 145 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,830 (RUMBLING) 146 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:56,037 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 147 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,071 It's hideous. 148 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:00,574 It's horrible. 149 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,307 BOTH: It's home. 150 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,412 (RESUMES PLAYING ADDAMS FAMILY THEME) 151 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:17,491 (RHYTHMIC THUNDERCLAP) 152 00:09:22,764 --> 00:09:24,662 (ROMANTIC FLAMENCO MUSIC PLAYING) 153 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,534 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 154 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,606 (KITTY ROARS) 155 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:38,947 (THUNDERCLAP) 156 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,223 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 157 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:52,590 (BABY COOING) 158 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,596 (MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING) 159 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,870 (THUNDERCLAP) 160 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,574 (UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 161 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,716 (SINGERS EXCLAIMING) 162 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,268 (WOMAN SHRIEKS) 163 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,944 (WIND HOWLING) 164 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,146 (BAT SQUEAKS) 165 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,351 What a lovely morning! 166 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,317 (SLAMS) 167 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,485 Nice try. 168 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,322 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 169 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,628 Oh, you're always so grumpy before your morning coffee. 170 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,835 (TOILET FLUSHES) 171 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,970 Better? 172 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,373 (SLURPING) 173 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,443 (SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE EXHALES) 174 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,486 (ALARM BLARING) 175 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,156 (MOANS FRUSTRATEDLY) 176 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,955 MORTICIA: (ON SPEAKERS) Lurch, 177 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,125 it's time for breakfast. 178 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:37,631 (MOANING) 179 00:11:50,812 --> 00:11:52,844 MORTICIA: Thing. 180 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,650 Have Ichabod wake the children. 181 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,552 Lurch, would you mind dusting the house? 182 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,856 LURCH: Mmm. 183 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,830 Slowly, Cleopatra. 184 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,736 I wouldn't want my favorite African Strangler to choke. 185 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,241 (LURCH MOANS) 186 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:23,878 (VACUUM WHIRRING) 187 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,187 (SNORING) 188 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,144 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 189 00:12:57,712 --> 00:13:00,778 WEDNESDAY: (SIGHS) All right, Ichabod. I'm awake. 190 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,717 Not for long. (GRUNTS) 191 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,749 Real mature, Pugsley. 192 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,119 Oh, please. 193 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,321 You never threw an axe when you were my age? 194 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:13,093 Of course I did. I never missed. 195 00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:17,262 How I wish something would liven up 196 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,064 this already tedious day. 197 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,398 (YELPS) 198 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,669 (GRUNTS) 199 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,771 Thanks for trying, Ichabod. 200 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,409 (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) 201 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,291 (RINGING) 202 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,760 Hmm. 203 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,634 (GATE THUDDING) 204 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,104 - (GATE CREAKING) - (GASPS) 205 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,813 (RAVENS CAWING) 206 00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:13,784 GOMEZ: Pugsley? 207 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,321 Pugsley! It's time for sword practice. 208 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:18,956 Pugsley! 209 00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,627 PUGSLEY: Let the games begin. 210 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,730 (CHUCKLES WICKEDLY) 211 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:27,899 (EXPLOSION) 212 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,302 (RUMBLING) 213 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,551 (BEEPS) 214 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,058 Here's Pugsley! 215 00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:01,702 (DETONATOR BEEPS) 216 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:03,871 (GRUNTS) 217 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,436 (GASPS) 218 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,439 (GRUNTS) 219 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,378 GOMEZ: All right, son. That's enough. 220 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,748 (SIGHS) They blow up so fast these days. 221 00:15:18,486 --> 00:15:19,787 (WIND WHISTLING) 222 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,723 (RAPID BEEPING) 223 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,627 Don't make me come up there! 224 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,099 (RAPID BEEPING) 225 00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:35,803 This is your last warning! 226 00:15:38,072 --> 00:15:39,073 (PARACHUTE TEARS) 227 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,445 (CRASHES) 228 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,213 (GROANING) 229 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,983 My head. Ow, ow, ow. 230 00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:54,418 Pugsley, we're supposed to be working on your swordplay. 231 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,622 Your Sabre Mazurka is two weeks away, 232 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,623 and you've barely practiced at all. 233 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,825 So I missed one practice. What's the big deal? 234 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,761 The big deal? 235 00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:05,397 The Sabre Mazurka is the most important day 236 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:06,663 in a young man's life. 237 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,167 It's what makes you an Addams. 238 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:11,268 It's the day your entire family gathers around you 239 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,772 and passes judgment on your worth as a human being. 240 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,273 I hear it's like Thanksgiving. 241 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:19,243 But swords are so old-fashioned. 242 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,113 I'm more of a demolitions man. 243 00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:25,653 Explosives have no place in a Mazurka. Hand them over. 244 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,156 - All of them. - (METAL CLATTERING) 245 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,157 And the TNT. 246 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,960 - And the M-80s. - (CLATTERING CONTINUES) 247 00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:38,363 Roman candles. Bang snaps. Holy Hand Grenades. 248 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,830 - (SQUEAKING) - (ROOSTER CROWS) 249 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:44,536 Son, our family hasn't been all together in 13 years. 250 00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:46,638 They are coming from all over the world 251 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,974 to see you on your special day. 252 00:16:48,976 --> 00:16:51,011 I just want it to go perfectly. 253 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,979 All right, Pop. I'll practice. 254 00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:55,513 That's my boy. 255 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,481 (METAL CLATTERS, BEEPING) 256 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:58,485 (RAPID BEEPING) 257 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,287 MORTICIA: (SNIFFS) Putrid. 258 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,690 Mmm. Horrifying. 259 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,060 I call spleen. 260 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,694 Mmm... 261 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,162 - Ah, ow... - MORTICIA: Wednesday. 262 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,830 Please, no ink stains on the table. 263 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,733 - Yes, Mother. - (PUGSLEY MUMBLES) 264 00:17:14,735 --> 00:17:15,736 (THUD) 265 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,205 Gomez, everyone we've invited 266 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,906 to the Mazurka has threatened to come. 267 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,808 I know. Isn't it wonderful? 268 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,911 (SIGHS) 269 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:29,147 All Addamses under one roof again. 270 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,916 Yes, but where will everyone sleep? 271 00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:33,350 We'll have Lurch fix up the mausoleum. 272 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,852 It'll be like sleepaway camp. 273 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,120 (EXPLOSIVE BEEPING) 274 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:38,389 - Very well, darling. - (RAPID BEEPING) 275 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,724 - (EXPLOSION) - (FESTER SCREAMING) 276 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,894 (GRUNTS) 277 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,194 BOTH: Uncle Fester! 278 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,862 Brother! 279 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,232 (GROANING) 280 00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,234 Don't worry, I'm okay. 281 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,336 The plate glass window broke my fall. 282 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,737 Ha! Ha! 283 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,573 BOTH: (SINGING) Rick'em, rack'em, roar'em, buzz 284 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,542 Addams is as Addams does 285 00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,778 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 286 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,214 - I am thrilled you're here! - (GRUNTS) 287 00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:03,549 (FESTER CHUCKLES) 288 00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:04,949 I'm not late, am I? 289 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,651 Actually, we weren't expecting you for another two weeks. 290 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,521 Huh. So, not late. 291 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,055 I apologize, darling. 292 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,124 You see, I asked Fester to come early 293 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,627 to help Pugsley with his Mazurka practice. 294 00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,395 Hey! (GRUNTING) 295 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,463 No! No! 296 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,764 (MUFFLED) Bad Kitty! That's a bad Kitty! 297 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,032 If I'd known you were coming, 298 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,801 I would have prepared the dungeon. 299 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,704 Please, don't worry. I'll sleep in the attic. 300 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,438 You won't even know I'm here. 301 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,744 I've practiced that move in a lot of people's homes. 302 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:35,213 - (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY) - WEDNESDAY: Uncle, 303 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,682 can you tell us what's beyond the gate? 304 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,553 - (TRAY CLATTERS) - (LURCH GROANS) 305 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,054 Why ever would you ask that, dear? 306 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,523 I heard a strange noise in the fog earlier, 307 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,157 and I should like to investigate. 308 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,327 There's nothing out there but boring marshland. 309 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,597 There must be something. We never go anywhere. 310 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,332 Who knows the untold horrors we're missing out on. 311 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,269 MORTICIA: Darling, we have all the horror 312 00:18:57,271 --> 00:18:58,436 we need, right here. 313 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,472 Uncle Fester can go wherever he likes. 314 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,375 Now, now, there are some restrictions. 315 00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:05,444 You know, I can't go to the mall, 316 00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:07,512 or a zoo, or a building... 317 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,612 When you're older, 318 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,314 you can travel to your heart's content. 319 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,120 But for now, it's safer for you here. 320 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,020 (SIGHS) 321 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,524 Socrates, come. 322 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,657 FESTER: ...South America, Europe, China, 323 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,360 Asia, most parts of Africa. 324 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,332 I'm allowed in Antarctica! 325 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,939 (TV CLICKS) 326 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,709 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 327 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,677 ANNOUNCER: You're watching 328 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,948 Home, Art and Garden television. 329 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,818 The world's a big place, full of poor souls 330 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:49,853 who don't know the difference between shiplap and Shinola. 331 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,455 Well, I'm here to help. 332 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:52,957 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 333 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,060 I take your uninspired living space 334 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,129 and turn it into the perfect palace of your dreams. 335 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,902 No matter how outdated your design sense, I can help you. 336 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,203 My only flaw? 337 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,171 Sometimes I care too much. 338 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,340 (LAUGHS) 339 00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:10,308 I'm Margaux Needler, 340 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:14,212 and I'm about to stage a Design Intervention! 341 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,580 You're welcome in advance. 342 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,550 Today, we're putting the finishing touches 343 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:20,718 on our biggest project yet. 344 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,387 Assimilation. 345 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,421 We didn't just make over a house. 346 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,360 We made over a whole town! 347 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,895 And in just two weeks, on our live season finale, 348 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,030 you will be able to buy 349 00:20:32,032 --> 00:20:33,599 your very own piece of Assimilation. 350 00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:34,698 That's right! 351 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,734 In a Design Intervention first, 352 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,204 we are putting a whole neighborhood up for sale. 353 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,005 This will be your chance to purchase 354 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,140 the house of your dreams 355 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,275 in the town of your dreams! 356 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,512 Sounds good? I thought so. 357 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:50,014 Welcome to Assimilation, neighbor. 358 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,215 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 359 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,550 ANNOUNCER: This program brought to you 360 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,618 by Neighborhood Peeps. 361 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,023 Your neighbors are watching! 362 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,191 GLENN: And, we're out! 363 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,625 Love it. Perfect. 364 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,494 Let's set up for the walk-through. 365 00:21:02,496 --> 00:21:03,828 Margaux, did that feel good to you? 366 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:04,928 No, Glenn. 367 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,299 We need more balloons, more confetti. 368 00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:09,367 - Roger that. - What are we selling here? 369 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,436 Big dreams. You know how you get big dreams? 370 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,804 - Uh... - With big ratings. 371 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,072 - Got it. - Double the balloons. 372 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,907 And I want a blizzard of confetti. 373 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,475 I want so much confetti that we need 374 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,611 snow patrols to find lost children. 375 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,914 I bet my home improvement empire on this town. 376 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,381 Every house must sell 377 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,715 or we're out of business! 378 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,918 - It's got to be perfect! - PARKER: Mom! 379 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,654 You're never gonna believe this. 380 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,754 What is it, Parker? 381 00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:33,558 I found a creepy mansion up on the hill! 382 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,992 I'm so glad you're exploring, Parker, 383 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,962 but I don't have time to talk right now, sweetheart. 384 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,596 Mama needs to help people. 385 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,064 I need help. Aren't I people? 386 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,833 MARGAUX: (CHUCKLES) Oh, you're cute. 387 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,836 Don't you have Chipper 'N' Cheer practice this afternoon? 388 00:21:44,838 --> 00:21:46,138 Run along, honey. 389 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:47,938 Now, Glenn, what are the numbers we're expecting? 390 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,340 - Well, if you look here... - Mom! 391 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,641 (GLENN CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 392 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,644 Ugh! 393 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,915 (KIDS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING) 394 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,252 - (PUGSLEY STRAINING) - (WOOD CREAKING) 395 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,524 PUGSLEY: Left a bit. Up a bit. 396 00:22:03,957 --> 00:22:06,090 Now, down a bit. 397 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,495 - (SNICKERS) Perfect. - (LURCH GROANS) 398 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:13,130 And three, two, one... 399 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,601 - (AIR HORN BLARING) - (GASPS) 400 00:22:16,937 --> 00:22:18,035 (GROANS) 401 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,472 You made me miss! 402 00:22:20,474 --> 00:22:23,942 Do you know how long it took for me to set this up? 403 00:22:23,944 --> 00:22:25,842 Look, Pugsley... 404 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,847 Your Mazurka's coming up, and, well, you're not ready. 405 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,516 Even if I am the only one who sees it. 406 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,552 So, pay attention, 407 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,021 and you might actually get through this. 408 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,024 PUGSLEY: Wait. 409 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,226 You're going to help me? 410 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:41,993 Why? 411 00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:44,628 Because you are my brother. 412 00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:49,032 And... (ECHOES) I love you. 413 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,803 (FOREBODING MUSIC BUILDS UP) 414 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,206 All right. How are you gonna help me? 415 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,209 You see that hole over there? 416 00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,679 Go stand beside it. 417 00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,546 Uh... That hole? 418 00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:03,982 That hole. 419 00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:05,884 PUGSLEY: Mmm... I don't get it. 420 00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:07,254 (WIND BLOWING) 421 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,890 PUGSLEY: Whoa. 422 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,560 - (SHOVEL CLANGS) - (BODY THUDS) 423 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:24,702 Darling, not to criticize, (GRUNTS) 424 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,038 but is that really as tight as you can make it? 425 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,872 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, Gomez. 426 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:31,908 I'm just a bit preoccupied with the Mazurka preparations. 427 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,512 - Oh, I am as well! (EXCLAIMS) - (CLAMP CREAKING) 428 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,981 I fear Pugsley is overconfident 429 00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:39,016 and doesn't truly understand 430 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:41,619 the importance of this tradition. 431 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,620 Good news, everybody. Pugsley's gone. 432 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,889 MORTICIA: Wednesday, I know that tone of voice. 433 00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,091 Dig up your brother. At once. 434 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,726 (SIGHS) You're weakening the gene pool. 435 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,094 MORTICIA: Hold on. 436 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,263 What do you have there? 437 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,466 I'm not sure. I like it. 438 00:23:55,468 --> 00:23:59,803 It's so... What's the word? The opposite of sad? 439 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:01,607 Darling, bring that to me. 440 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:07,978 Strange, there's usually a murderous clown 441 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,214 attached to the other end of these. 442 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:13,083 (GASPS) Wednesday, don't move! 443 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:18,222 What, in the name of all that is unholy, is that? 444 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,391 (SMACKS LIPS) It tastes like cotton candy. 445 00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,293 How do you know what cotton candy tastes like? 446 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,763 Tish, it was my youth. I made mistakes. 447 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:28,465 Wednesday, wherever did this pink thing come from? 448 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,833 WEDNESDAY: Outside. 449 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:32,139 They're everywhere. 450 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,141 (DOOR OPENS) 451 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:42,346 FESTER: Strangest weather system I've ever seen. 452 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,284 (PUGSLEY SNARLING) 453 00:24:48,188 --> 00:24:51,356 What is that? Where's it coming from? 454 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:52,756 GOMEZ: Wait, wait, wait. 455 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:55,292 The fog, it's lifting. 456 00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:57,028 Well, that would only happen if... 457 00:24:57,030 --> 00:25:00,701 Someone drained the marsh. But who? 458 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,137 MORTICIA: A town. This is not good. 459 00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:07,371 We must go down there 460 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,273 and introduce ourselves at once. 461 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:13,045 This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive. 462 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,349 (PLAYING LIVELY TUNE) 463 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,792 GLENN: Let's keep going with the run-through, okay? 464 00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:29,894 MARGAUX: Welcome back. 465 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,696 I'm so delighted to show you my house. 466 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,732 You can own one just like it, just less large. 467 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,635 Blah, blah, blah. Sconces, crown molding. 468 00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:40,871 Which leads us to what I call the Salon de Grandé. 469 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:43,774 Cross here, turn, and then say something like, 470 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,743 "Now, before I show you this view, 471 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,378 "go to an antique store, 472 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,981 "buy a chair, and reupholster it. 473 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:51,919 "'Cause you're gonna wanna sit down for this." 474 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:56,454 What? What's the matter? 475 00:25:56,456 --> 00:25:58,222 For heaven's sake, what's going on? 476 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:00,994 Do I have something in my teeth? What is it? 477 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,563 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 478 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,532 (SCREAMS) 479 00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:09,067 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 480 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,368 (CAR HORN HONKS) 481 00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,569 MORTICIA: Not a single gargoyle. 482 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,772 GOMEZ: Maybe this isn't such a bad thing. 483 00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:15,874 We have been isolated here for a while. 484 00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:18,512 FESTER: I could really see myself dying here. 485 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,080 Play nice, Kitty. 486 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,214 - (KITTY ROARS) - (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 487 00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:25,183 Well, no one is running at us 488 00:26:25,185 --> 00:26:28,619 with torches and pitchforks, so that's a plus. 489 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,156 You know, darling, I don't think we'll need 490 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,924 to put the family in the mausoleum. 491 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,457 They can stay here! 492 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:36,695 The family would never be comfortable. 493 00:26:36,697 --> 00:26:37,794 It will be years 494 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:39,798 - before rust and decay set in. - (WOMAN GASPS) 495 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,031 How you doing? 496 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,303 It's all so... different. 497 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,937 Pugsley, don't drink it all. 498 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,573 This gentleman wants some, too. 499 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:51,408 - (WHIMPERS SOFTLY) - GOMEZ: Sir, it's all right. 500 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,311 - He's had all his shots! - (MAN YELPS) 501 00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:54,811 What a nervous man. 502 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:57,815 Come on, Tish, let's explore the neighborhood. 503 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,483 I'm gonna pop in here for two minutes 504 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,985 and I'll meet you in the town square. Agreed? 505 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,090 Very well, darling. 506 00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,224 - (DOOR BELL JINGLES) - Good day, all. 507 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:07,492 (PEOPLE GASPING) 508 00:27:07,494 --> 00:27:10,060 Don't let me interrupt your cup of joe 509 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:12,464 or whoever you have in there. 510 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:16,934 So, what's dark and bitter here other than yours truly? 511 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:20,605 (NERVOUSLY) We have the Madagascar Emerald Peaberry, 512 00:27:20,607 --> 00:27:22,106 in a summer patchouli roast. 513 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:26,343 It has notes of oak, cherry, and yoga. 514 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:31,182 Hmm. You know, I'm looking for something a bit stronger. 515 00:27:31,184 --> 00:27:32,853 Ah! Let me try that. 516 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,487 (CRUNCHING) 517 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,124 Mmm! Morticia, you have to try these coffee grounds. 518 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,658 They have a wonderful grit! 519 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,028 Just a moment, what am I hearing? 520 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,429 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 521 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,863 (SINGING) This is where we all belong, yeah 522 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,432 Everybody come together 523 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:51,770 Sing our song, sing our song 524 00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:55,673 Life is really perfect We are one big family, yeah 525 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,340 Everything is so much better 526 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,446 When I'm like you and you're like me 527 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:04,282 What's so great about being yourself 528 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:07,151 When you can be like everyone else? 529 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:11,488 Wow, that is absolutely horrible! 530 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:15,326 It's easy to be happy when you have no choice 531 00:28:15,328 --> 00:28:18,696 Yes, it's easy to be happy when you have no choice 532 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,798 Hold on, unless I miss my guess here, 533 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,701 I believe that is supposed to be music. 534 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:24,869 They're greeting us with 535 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,303 one of their traditional songs. 536 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:27,870 Well, then, we ought to do the same. 537 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:30,140 Wonderful idea, Fester. 538 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:32,243 Isn't it great when we are all together? 539 00:28:32,245 --> 00:28:36,180 Say it again until you believe it 540 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,215 - I believe it - (ALL GRUNTING) 541 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,652 We believe it 542 00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:41,418 (BLOWS PIPE) 543 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,821 - (MUSIC STOPS) - (PEOPLE EXCLAIM) 544 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:45,555 (SINGING) I'd tip my hat to you 545 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,891 I'd do just that (SCATTING) 546 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,395 Take it right off for you, But I haven't got a hat 547 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:51,929 (SCATTING) 548 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:54,631 I'm just a college boy, even at that 549 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:55,766 (SCATTING) 550 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:58,502 I'd tip my hat to you But I haven't got a hat 551 00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,003 - (SCATTING) - (BATS SCREECHING) 552 00:29:00,005 --> 00:29:01,440 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 553 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:07,276 What? What'd I do? 554 00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:08,579 How rude. 555 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,880 Gomez, we should return home. 556 00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:13,951 Morticia, this is not the old country. 557 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:16,454 True, these people are a little different. 558 00:29:16,456 --> 00:29:18,589 But deep down, we're all the same. 559 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:19,756 - (MAN SCREAMING) - (KITTY ROARS) 560 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,126 We have to give them a chance. Get to know them. 561 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,695 We have to win them over. 562 00:29:23,697 --> 00:29:25,398 - "Win them over"? - (BRAKES SQUEAL) 563 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:28,067 Well, good morning, neighbor! 564 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,067 Margaux Needler. 565 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:33,404 Gomez Addams. At your service. 566 00:29:33,406 --> 00:29:34,772 My wife, Morticia. 567 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:35,906 Charmed. 568 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:39,109 GOMEZ: Our children, Wednesday, Pugsley. 569 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,744 And my brother, Fester. 570 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:41,878 - Hey, neighbor! - (MARGAUX GASPS) 571 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,080 You know, we can see right into your windows? 572 00:29:44,082 --> 00:29:47,417 (NERVOUSLY) Nice to, uh, meet you. 573 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:50,119 As your neighbor, I'd like to offer you 574 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,223 the opportunity of a lifetime. 575 00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:54,492 How'd you like a free home makeover 576 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:57,160 from a world-renowned interior designer? 577 00:29:57,162 --> 00:29:58,494 It will be a challenge, 578 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:00,965 but I can beautify that old house of yours so fast, 579 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,199 it'll make your head spin. 580 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:03,301 I don't wanna brag, 581 00:30:03,303 --> 00:30:04,935 but mine already does that. Look. 582 00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:07,471 - (NECK CRACKING) - (CHUCKLES) 583 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,640 I should like to see what this plastic woman has to offer. 584 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,644 Yes, well... When is a good time to stop by? 585 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,446 - Actually, Ms. Needler... - (CLEARS THROAT) 586 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:18,448 Darling... 587 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:21,285 Stop by anytime you'd like. 588 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,486 Oh, wonderful! Then it's settled. 589 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,822 I'll see you at your house, first thing tomorrow. 590 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:29,426 You're welcome in advance! Ta! 591 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:31,361 - (TIRES SCREECH) - (GLENN GASPS) 592 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,496 That woman seems deranged. 593 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,631 Her face reminds me of a death mask. 594 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,002 "Deranged"? "Death mask"? 595 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:40,204 You tell me she's got halitosis, 596 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,942 and I'm hearing wedding bells! 597 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,044 (RAVEN CROWING) 598 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:48,815 (PLAYS CEREMONIAL MUSIC) 599 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:59,223 GOMEZ: Pugsley, this is the Addams family saber. 600 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:02,025 300 years of Addams 601 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,130 have danced the Mazurka with this blade. 602 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:06,898 Uh-uh. 603 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:09,500 Only when you've shown me you're ready. 604 00:31:09,502 --> 00:31:15,039 Your father was the greatest swordsman in Addams history. 605 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,309 His Mazurka was the stuff of legends. 606 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,078 So no pressure! 607 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,580 It's all right here, in the Mazurka handbook. 608 00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:28,051 Every Addams performs this rite of passage 609 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:31,421 to show that you're prepared to defend your family. 610 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:34,759 It sounds easy, but believe me, it's insane! 611 00:31:34,761 --> 00:31:35,926 Fester, hand him 612 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:37,863 the goo-goo-ga-ga baby training sword. 613 00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:40,531 - (SWORD SQUEAKS) - Pop? 614 00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:43,301 Has anyone ever failed the Mazurka? 615 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,235 Once. Your third cousin, Xander. 616 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,436 Never heard of him. 617 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:47,871 Exactly. 618 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:48,939 Music! 619 00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,374 (GONG CRASHES) 620 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:51,841 There's someone at the door. 621 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:55,446 Hi, guys. I'm going up to this creepy mansion. 622 00:31:55,448 --> 00:31:58,418 If you don't hear from me in 30 minutes, send backup. 623 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:00,452 (DOOR CREAKS) 624 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:09,062 (SLURRING) You rang? 625 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:15,299 Yeah, no. 626 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,201 Life's too short. See ya! 627 00:32:17,203 --> 00:32:18,972 (GROWLING SOFTLY) 628 00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:25,074 MARGAUX: Oh! 629 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,578 GOMEZ: (CHUCKLES) Good morning, Kitty. 630 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,249 Greetings, Ms. Needler. 631 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,449 (DOOR SLAMS) 632 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,217 Wow. (CLEARS THROAT) 633 00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:37,620 Good morning! I hope this isn't a bad time. 634 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,622 The worst. Do come in. 635 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,724 Glenn? 636 00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:42,092 - (ROARS) - (GLENN SHRIEKS) 637 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:44,261 - (PANTING) - (MARGAUX CLEARS THROAT) 638 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,129 Welcome to the neighborhood. 639 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,499 Thank you. 640 00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,502 Oh, my! Hmm. 641 00:32:51,504 --> 00:32:53,670 Are you ready for your Margaux makeover? 642 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:54,804 Quite. 643 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:58,274 Pugsley's been climbing the walls in anticipation. 644 00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,912 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 645 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,017 MARGAUX: Well, well, well! 646 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,817 Let's take a look around, shall we? 647 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:09,122 And before you say anything, you're welcome. 648 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:14,091 Now, if we're trying for a more contemporary look, 649 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,694 well, these sconces have to go. 650 00:33:16,696 --> 00:33:17,831 (MITCH YELPS) 651 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,764 The sconces were a gift from dead relatives. 652 00:33:21,766 --> 00:33:22,966 If we get rid of them, 653 00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:25,938 they'll be terribly hurt the next time they visit. 654 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:30,340 And this is our whine cellar. 655 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:33,343 We have a lovely collection of whines. 656 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,878 WHINER 1: Are we there yet? WHINER 2: I want ice cream! 657 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,680 WHINER 3: What do you mean you're out of avocado toast? 658 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,215 WHINER 4: This barrel makes me look fat. 659 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:41,217 And here's our bottomless pit. 660 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:42,953 (HOLLOW RUMBLING) 661 00:33:42,955 --> 00:33:45,188 DENISE: Uh... How do we get across? 662 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,358 One moment. 663 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:50,530 (CHITTERING) 664 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:02,141 We call this surfing the web. 665 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:04,710 (DENISE GULPS) 666 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,580 MARGAUX: Well! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 667 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:09,378 DENISE: I'm scared. 668 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,880 - I'm so scared. - (GLENN WHIMPERING) 669 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,818 - Oh, my gosh. - (DENISE PRAYING IN SPANISH) 670 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,218 DENISE: I'm scared to close my eyes. 671 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,320 I'm scared to open them. 672 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:17,420 (SCREAMING) 673 00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:18,988 - (WHIMPERING) - (DENISE YELPS) 674 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:20,357 (SOBS) 675 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,861 (ROPE CREAKING) 676 00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:33,740 (SIGHS) 677 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,840 (GASPS) 678 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:40,544 How do all those people fit in that little contraption? 679 00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:41,678 (PARKER YELPS) 680 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,782 My vanity mirror only imprisons 14 souls at a time. 681 00:34:44,784 --> 00:34:46,117 (PARKER WHIMPERS) 682 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:47,454 Uh, you don't have a cell phone? 683 00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:49,686 That's weird. 684 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,122 I may not have a cell phone... 685 00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:54,124 Well, you don't have a crossbow, 686 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:55,928 and I thought everybody had one of those. 687 00:34:58,131 --> 00:34:59,199 Mmm. 688 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,231 My name is Wednesday. 689 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:02,332 Okay. 690 00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:06,236 Uh, I'm Parker. How long have you lived here? 691 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:10,774 My whole life. Which seems endless. 692 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:12,608 PARKER: I've never seen you at school. 693 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,945 I'm cage-schooled. 694 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:15,945 - Excuse me? - It's terribly dull, 695 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,382 but my mother insists. 696 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,318 (SKIN SQUEAKS) 697 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,754 I'm actually cutting cage right now. 698 00:35:23,756 --> 00:35:25,391 (PUGSLEY SNARLING) 699 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:27,925 Uh, okay. 700 00:35:27,927 --> 00:35:29,926 So, what happens at your school? 701 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:33,296 Uh, not much, just friends turning on each other. 702 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:35,999 Girls making other girls feel bad about themselves. 703 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,300 Typical junior high stuff. 704 00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,303 WEDNESDAY: Intriguing. 705 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,274 Can anyone go to your school? 706 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:46,776 I guess so. But who'd want to? 707 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:47,780 FESTER: Wednesday! 708 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:49,983 Great shot! 709 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:53,452 (CAMERA CLICKS) 710 00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:55,988 (GIBBERISH CHANTING) 711 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:02,693 (MARGAUX SCREAMS) 712 00:36:02,695 --> 00:36:03,994 (SCREECHING) 713 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,398 (MARGAUX PANTING) 714 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:10,466 Mr. and Mrs. Addams, there's really not much to do 715 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:12,269 to make this place perfect. 716 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:15,604 All we have to do is pull down the side walls, 717 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:18,508 and then also break down the other two walls. 718 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:19,676 (MOANS) 719 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:23,847 Open up the ceiling by breaking it irreversibly. 720 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,649 Just get this nasty little floor out of the way, 721 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:30,519 and there you go. With just those little touches... 722 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,789 Stop! Right there! 723 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,658 Don't touch another thing! 724 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,762 It's perfect. Ms. Needler, you have a gift. 725 00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:41,631 The good news is I can have a makeover crew up here 726 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,800 and swinging hammers first thing in the morning. 727 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:44,803 What do you say? 728 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,336 We thought you were finished. 729 00:36:47,338 --> 00:36:49,372 Our whole family is coming in two weeks. 730 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,740 (HIGH-PITCHED) Our finale! 731 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,176 (NORMAL TONE) Our finale is in two weeks. 732 00:36:53,178 --> 00:36:54,745 Thank you, Glenn. 733 00:36:54,747 --> 00:36:56,680 It's a gracious offer, Ms. Needler, 734 00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:58,082 but you really have done enough. 735 00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:01,187 It's our son's Mazurka. You understand. 736 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:02,722 Thank you. 737 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,726 (LURCH MOANS) 738 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:08,992 Uh, we're missing Mitch. 739 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:09,996 Where's Mitch? 740 00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:14,700 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 741 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,734 - Mitch who? - (BOTH SCREAMING) 742 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,271 (GLENN WAILING) 743 00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:22,071 Gomez, I'll be blunt. 744 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,242 I have 50 houses to sell down there, 745 00:37:25,244 --> 00:37:30,713 and their view of your property is, well, off-brand. 746 00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:33,917 - Fifty houses? - Yes. 747 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,619 You know, ever since my family 748 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,653 was chased out from the old country, 749 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:41,024 my one dream has been 750 00:37:40,059 --> 00:37:42,725 to find a place we could call home. 751 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:45,595 Once they see Assimilation, 752 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,231 (GASPS) I think they'll want to stay for good. 753 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,533 (MARGAUX EXCLAIMS) 754 00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:53,403 Thank you so much for coming by, Membrane. 755 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:54,738 It's Margaux! 756 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,106 Well then, run, Margaux! 757 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,778 - (GATE CREAKS) - Run, run, run! 758 00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:05,983 (GATE BELCHES) 759 00:38:05,985 --> 00:38:08,718 That Wednesday girl is a freak. 760 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:12,088 We're about to be invaded by a whole army of freaks. 761 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,990 It's tragic when people can't accept 762 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,359 the help they so badly need. 763 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:17,861 And when that happens, 764 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:21,234 well, another kind of intervention is called for. 765 00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,667 MORTICIA: I agree, Gomez. 766 00:38:24,669 --> 00:38:27,504 The whole family moving here would be a dream come true. 767 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:29,740 But I don't trust that Margaux woman. 768 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:32,778 She's an eccentric, darling, give her a chance. 769 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:36,613 "Rasp-berry preserves." 770 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:37,814 (SNIFFS) Mmm. 771 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,816 Must be some kind of scented embalming fluid. 772 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,785 (GASPS) 773 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:45,256 Wednesday, practice your lurking 774 00:38:45,258 --> 00:38:47,258 on someone other than your father. 775 00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:48,461 He's too easy. 776 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:51,829 Much better. 777 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:54,597 Mother, Father, I'd like to speak with you. 778 00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:57,200 What's on your mind, my little nightcrawler? 779 00:38:57,202 --> 00:38:58,936 I spoke with Parker this afternoon. 780 00:38:58,938 --> 00:39:01,537 She's the daughter of that talking mannequin 781 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:02,872 who came by. 782 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,707 She told me about a communal school 783 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:06,376 all the neighborhood children attend. 784 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:08,979 It's called "junior high." 785 00:39:08,981 --> 00:39:11,682 "Junior high"... 786 00:39:11,684 --> 00:39:14,184 Yes, yes, I have read about those 787 00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,620 in my abnormal psychology journals. 788 00:39:16,622 --> 00:39:18,521 Anyone of age can enroll. 789 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,626 I think it would be good for me. 790 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,995 Well, I think it's a capital idea. 791 00:39:24,997 --> 00:39:26,296 What of your studies here? 792 00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:29,131 Your taxidermy is coming along so well. 793 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:31,535 Mother, would you really deprive me 794 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:34,838 of the opportunity to torment children my own age? 795 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,307 Ah, she makes a point. 796 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:39,341 What's more, with Wednesday in school, 797 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:42,014 we'd get to know the people here even better. 798 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:44,082 Well, Mother? 799 00:39:46,586 --> 00:39:48,321 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 800 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,527 (KIDS EXCLAIMING) 801 00:39:58,097 --> 00:40:00,332 Have a good day at school, dear. 802 00:40:02,101 --> 00:40:03,403 Do your worst! 803 00:40:05,037 --> 00:40:06,572 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 804 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:13,412 Ah. Now I understand. This is a children's prison. 805 00:40:16,215 --> 00:40:17,883 TWINS: Who's that? 806 00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,052 PARKER: Great. 807 00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:22,454 This is Wednesday. 808 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:24,921 Hello. 809 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,624 - (TWINS GASP) - BETHANY: Hey, Parker. 810 00:40:26,626 --> 00:40:28,024 (PARKER GASPS) 811 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,129 I got something for ya. 812 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,597 (CHUCKLES) 813 00:40:32,064 --> 00:40:33,896 A moldy sandwich? 814 00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:35,731 You're slipping, Bethany. 815 00:40:35,733 --> 00:40:37,566 You know what? You're right. 816 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:40,305 - (BOY GRUNTING) - Let's kick it up a notch. 817 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,608 (GIRLS GASP, GIGGLE) 818 00:40:45,244 --> 00:40:46,912 (BETHANY LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 819 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,381 You have no sense of humor! 820 00:40:50,383 --> 00:40:51,582 (GIRLS GIGGLE) 821 00:40:51,584 --> 00:40:53,649 GIRL: Did you see her face? BETHANY: I know. 822 00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:54,653 Bethany, is it? 823 00:40:55,921 --> 00:41:00,256 Don't cut your eyes on my crew unless you're ready to dance. 824 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:04,162 What did you say, little ghoul? 825 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,396 I don't think you understand. 826 00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:10,600 I'm not locked up in here with you, Bethany. 827 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:14,803 You're locked up in here with me. 828 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,008 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 829 00:41:17,108 --> 00:41:18,276 (SCOFFS) 830 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:19,811 Whatever. 831 00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:23,613 LAYLA: What did you do? 832 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:24,981 You shouldn't have said that. 833 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:28,318 There's nothing you can do. Bethany's way too popular. 834 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,086 Popularity is fleeting. 835 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,821 I prefer to set my sights 836 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,291 on something a little more challenging. 837 00:41:34,293 --> 00:41:35,959 ALL: Like what? 838 00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:38,264 - The establishment. - (GIRLS GASP) 839 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,968 (MARGAUX SCATTING) 840 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:58,615 Let's see. Who shall I be today? 841 00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,849 How about... 842 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,486 Ah, Shelly Longbottom, on Sugar Ridge Lane. 843 00:42:02,488 --> 00:42:05,457 From Shelly Longbottom to everyone, 844 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:08,291 "Did you hear 845 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:11,695 "about those Addams people?" Question mark. 846 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:15,401 "Someone told me they're wanted in 30 states." 847 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,535 (CELL PHONES CHIMING) 848 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:21,338 You know they're raising a garden of man-eating plants? 849 00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:22,838 And feeding them our pets! 850 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,874 Has anyone seen my Shih Tzu Fee-fee? 851 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:27,042 They're gonna turn us all into zombies. 852 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:28,678 Where are they from anyways? 853 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,812 It doesn't matter! 854 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:31,481 It's obvious they don't belong here. 855 00:42:31,483 --> 00:42:34,517 Honey! Oh, those awful people up on the hill. 856 00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:36,553 They're not even on Neighborhood Peeps! 857 00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:38,088 Well, that's suspicious. 858 00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:39,988 MAN 1: If other people are scared, then I'm scared. 859 00:42:39,990 --> 00:42:41,323 MAN 2: I believe everything I read. 860 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:42,992 WOMAN: If someone posted it, 861 00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:44,361 it must be true. 862 00:42:44,363 --> 00:42:45,595 MAN 3: You invite one family in, 863 00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:46,696 then all the families come in. 864 00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:47,865 WOMAN 2: Do you think we should investigate? 865 00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:48,932 I'm turning grey. 866 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:50,566 MAN 4: I'm worried for the children! 867 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,237 MAN 2: We need to talk to Margaux! 868 00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:54,673 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 869 00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:57,407 Open your books. Page 43. 870 00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:59,274 Follow the instructions. 871 00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:01,410 - (SCOFFS) Yuck. - Oh. 872 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,546 I've done this thousands of times. 873 00:43:03,548 --> 00:43:05,117 (STUDENTS CHATTERING) 874 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,885 - (METAL CLANKING) - (DRILL WHIRRING) 875 00:43:07,887 --> 00:43:08,888 GIRL: Huh? 876 00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:10,454 (GASPS) 877 00:43:10,456 --> 00:43:12,724 - (CRANKING, DRILLING) - (STUDENTS GASP AND EXCLAIM) 878 00:43:14,293 --> 00:43:16,061 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 879 00:43:19,432 --> 00:43:20,967 Flip the switch! 880 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,603 (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING) 881 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,140 (ALL GASPING) 882 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:43,288 Give my creature life! 883 00:43:47,159 --> 00:43:48,593 (STUDENTS WHIMPERING) 884 00:43:49,628 --> 00:43:53,064 Live! Live, I tell you, live! 885 00:43:53,599 --> 00:43:55,167 (STUDENTS SCREAMING) 886 00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:58,670 (SHRIEKS) 887 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:08,079 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 888 00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:11,314 - (STUDENTS WHIMPERING) - (FROG CROAKING) 889 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:14,352 It's alive! It's alive! 890 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:16,621 (ALL GASPING) 891 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,262 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 892 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:27,530 (CROAKS) 893 00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:28,631 (GASPS) 894 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:30,769 - (FROGS CROAKING) - (STUDENTS SCREAMING) 895 00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:34,970 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get them off me! 896 00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:36,641 (ALL SCREAMING) 897 00:44:41,213 --> 00:44:42,648 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 898 00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:45,682 Zombie frogs! 899 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:47,620 Bethany's changed her look. 900 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,184 It suits her. 901 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:51,720 Awesome. Totally awesome. 902 00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:53,122 It is an honor... 903 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,291 ...and a privilege... 904 00:44:54,293 --> 00:44:55,459 BOTH: ...to watch you work. 905 00:44:55,461 --> 00:44:58,062 Hey. Do you wanna go to the mall? 906 00:44:58,064 --> 00:45:01,898 Why not? I haven't seen a good mauling in ages. 907 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,535 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ TUNE) 908 00:45:23,153 --> 00:45:25,921 It's late. I'm worried. 909 00:45:25,923 --> 00:45:28,224 GOMEZ: Darling, Wednesday will be fine. 910 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,725 She can take care of herself. 911 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,028 It's not Wednesday I'm worried about. 912 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:35,231 It's the rest of them. We may need to provide an alibi. 913 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:37,700 My love, it's game night. 914 00:45:37,702 --> 00:45:38,901 Wednesday will be home soon, 915 00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,039 so why don't you come and join us? 916 00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:44,874 Oh, very well. F-6. 917 00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:47,242 Pugsley, you heard your mother. 918 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,247 Blow F-6! 919 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,515 PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole! 920 00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:54,517 FESTER: I'm king of the world! 921 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:57,720 (SINGING) Near, far, wherever... 922 00:45:57,722 --> 00:45:59,189 - (RUBBER DUCK SQUEAKS) - (RAPID BEEPS) 923 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:00,426 (EXPLOSION) 924 00:46:02,026 --> 00:46:03,262 (ROOF CRUMBLING) 925 00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:06,729 (PANTS EXCITEDLY) Yes! 926 00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,432 You sunk my battleship. 927 00:46:08,434 --> 00:46:10,736 Ha-ha! Well done, Pugsley! 928 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:13,572 (CLINKING) 929 00:46:19,644 --> 00:46:21,477 Hello, my uglies! 930 00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:25,148 Mother! I thought I felt my skin crawling! 931 00:46:25,150 --> 00:46:26,916 (BOTH LAUGHING) 932 00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,885 Grandma, what a surprise. 933 00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:30,486 I thought you were in Prague. 934 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:31,921 I was! 935 00:46:31,923 --> 00:46:34,423 They caught me smuggling crocodiles out of the zoo. 936 00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:36,093 But I escaped and talked my way 937 00:46:36,095 --> 00:46:37,894 onto a Somali pirate ship. 938 00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,495 We got into a heated poker game 939 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:41,832 and I cleaned them out. (CHUCKLES) 940 00:46:41,834 --> 00:46:43,666 - Cheating or robbery? - GRANDMA: Both! 941 00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:45,468 Always remember, Pugsley, 942 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:48,504 it ain't cheating if no one catches you. 943 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,941 (SNIFFS) I haven't bathed in two weeks. Ugh. 944 00:46:50,943 --> 00:46:52,309 Or is it months? 945 00:46:52,311 --> 00:46:54,343 Ha! That reminds me. 946 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:56,280 Guess what I've got, Pugsley? 947 00:46:56,282 --> 00:46:58,682 - Candy! - Oh, yes! 948 00:46:58,684 --> 00:47:00,751 MORTICIA: But the Mazurka isn't for a week. 949 00:47:00,753 --> 00:47:02,417 Why are you here so early? 950 00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:05,122 Gomez said you needed a little help with the party. 951 00:47:05,124 --> 00:47:08,191 And I said, I got my son ready for his Mazurka, 952 00:47:08,193 --> 00:47:11,794 so of course, I'm going to do the same for my grandson. 953 00:47:11,796 --> 00:47:13,129 I love him! 954 00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:15,131 It's true! I sent for her! 955 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:16,899 I can't believe you bothered 956 00:47:16,901 --> 00:47:18,503 your mother with that, darling. 957 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:20,169 Neither can I? 958 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,870 He said you were in over your head. 959 00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:23,039 Thank you, Mother! 960 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,374 Said you were more tense than he's ever seen you. 961 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,776 - I didn't say that exactly. - GRANDMA: Yes, you did. 962 00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:29,546 You said that exactly. 963 00:47:29,548 --> 00:47:30,680 Said he was worried 964 00:47:30,682 --> 00:47:33,149 you'd have a massive facial expression and... (GROANS) 965 00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:35,050 You know, I'm starving! Let's eat! 966 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:37,854 Not until Wednesday gets home. 967 00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:40,356 Where is that granddaughter of mine? 968 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,160 I got something for her! 969 00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:43,994 (LOUD CLANG) 970 00:47:43,996 --> 00:47:46,562 Ah, there's my little storm cloud! 971 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:49,064 Wednesday, where have you been? 972 00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:50,367 WEDNESDAY: Elsewhere. 973 00:47:50,369 --> 00:47:52,004 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 974 00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:54,570 (MORTICIA GASPS) 975 00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:57,041 (BAT SQUEAKING, SLURPING) 976 00:48:00,512 --> 00:48:02,211 What are you wearing? 977 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,747 Parker calls it a pop of color. 978 00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:06,349 While I certainly appreciate a horse 979 00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:07,517 with a spear through its head, 980 00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:08,584 the color is... 981 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:10,586 She claims it brings out my smile. 982 00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:12,988 Wednesday, you don't have a smile. 983 00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:14,524 Turns out I have a lot of things 984 00:48:14,526 --> 00:48:15,828 you don't know about. 985 00:48:18,697 --> 00:48:19,863 (LURCH MOANS) 986 00:48:19,865 --> 00:48:21,898 GRANDMA: (GASPS) I see I got here just in time. 987 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,633 You were right to call, Gomez. 988 00:48:23,635 --> 00:48:25,869 I'll talk to her. Hand me that bear trap. 989 00:48:25,871 --> 00:48:29,275 Thank you, Grandma. But I will handle this. 990 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,276 Ah, suit yourself. 991 00:48:34,378 --> 00:48:37,814 When you're done with Fabio, send him up to my room. 992 00:48:37,816 --> 00:48:40,052 - Ooh-hoo-hoo. - LURCH: Oh, boy! 993 00:48:42,688 --> 00:48:44,419 MORTICIA: Wednesday. 994 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,756 How would you like to join me tomorrow 995 00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:51,294 after the school for tea and séance in the cemetery? 996 00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:53,028 Is attendance mandatory? 997 00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:54,731 Come now, my little raven. 998 00:48:54,733 --> 00:48:57,200 You did so love it when you were younger. 999 00:48:57,202 --> 00:48:58,570 If you like, Mother. 1000 00:49:00,738 --> 00:49:02,439 Sleep well, dear. 1001 00:49:02,441 --> 00:49:04,977 Don't forget to kick your father good night. 1002 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:09,280 - (POP MUSIC PLAYING) - (SIZZLES) 1003 00:49:10,314 --> 00:49:11,747 PARKER: What's your favorite filter? 1004 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:15,051 I don't know. I look black and white in all of them. 1005 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:16,385 PARKER: You know, when I met you, 1006 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:18,120 I thought you were super weird. 1007 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:19,921 But now, I think you're really cool. 1008 00:49:19,923 --> 00:49:21,157 I concur. 1009 00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:23,325 You're not completely devoid of merit yourself. 1010 00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:25,430 I wanna say "thank you"... 1011 00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:27,896 (CREAKING) 1012 00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:28,965 Oh, how'd that barrette 1013 00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,399 you bought yesterday go over at home? 1014 00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:34,671 Actually, my mother's reaction was, well, unexpected. 1015 00:49:34,673 --> 00:49:38,307 She was accepting. It depressed me. 1016 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:41,611 One never wants to see one's mother that way. 1017 00:49:41,613 --> 00:49:42,812 But I must admit, 1018 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:47,682 walking around in something so garish, so grotesque... 1019 00:49:47,684 --> 00:49:49,785 I was shocked how thrilling it felt. 1020 00:49:49,787 --> 00:49:52,354 (SIGHS) I wish I could do that. 1021 00:49:52,356 --> 00:49:54,090 But my mom makes me wear this stuff, 1022 00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:56,093 and it's just so... 1023 00:49:56,095 --> 00:50:00,296 I believe the word you're looking for is "unfortunate." 1024 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:03,700 Ugh. I'd love to just go crazy 1025 00:50:03,702 --> 00:50:06,271 and wear something that would shock her. 1026 00:50:07,439 --> 00:50:08,671 Well, Parker, 1027 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:09,838 you're in luck. 1028 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,211 You happen to be talking to the queen of shock. 1029 00:50:14,979 --> 00:50:17,116 (HAUNTING ARIA PLAYING) 1030 00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:19,550 (CAWING) 1031 00:50:29,793 --> 00:50:31,896 (CRYSTAL BALL RINGING) 1032 00:50:34,298 --> 00:50:35,463 Hello, Mother. 1033 00:50:35,465 --> 00:50:37,633 GRANDMA FRUMP: Where's my little wraith? 1034 00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:39,568 (SIGHS) Wednesday still hasn't arrived. 1035 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:42,204 We agreed to come up here for tea and séance, 1036 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,840 and now it seems she stood me up. 1037 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:46,575 GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia! Can you hear me? 1038 00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:47,977 GRANDPA FRUMP: You're not doing it right. 1039 00:50:47,979 --> 00:50:49,312 - Press that button there. - GRANDMA FRUMP: I did! I did! 1040 00:50:49,314 --> 00:50:50,379 GRANDPA FRUMP: Did you hear it click? 1041 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,479 GRANDMA FRUMP: Morticia! 1042 00:50:51,481 --> 00:50:52,615 GRANDPA FRUMP: It's supposed to be on 1043 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,017 - when you hear the click. - Wait, I see something. 1044 00:50:54,019 --> 00:50:55,718 GRANDPA FRUMP: You did it! GRANDMA FRUMP: Hello, darling! 1045 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,486 Now, where's my granddaughter? 1046 00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,921 Just what I said. 1047 00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:01,057 I think she's distancing herself from me. 1048 00:51:01,059 --> 00:51:02,691 GRANDMA FRUMP: Oh, she's wrapped in a black hole 1049 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:03,992 of emptiness and longing, 1050 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:05,528 like all of us Frump women. 1051 00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:07,963 - GRANDPA FRUMP: Wednesday? - It's not Wednesday! 1052 00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:09,999 - GRANDPA FRUMP: Who's this? - It's me, Father. 1053 00:51:10,001 --> 00:51:11,066 GRANDPA FRUMP: Morticia? 1054 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,436 What's wrong with you now? 1055 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,537 The world can be so cruel. 1056 00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:18,173 And all she wants to do is run toward it. 1057 00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:20,041 GRANDMA FRUMP: She's a lot like you that way. 1058 00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:21,510 You wanted to see the world. 1059 00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:23,680 Find yourself. Serve time! 1060 00:51:23,682 --> 00:51:26,615 GRANDPA FRUMP: Listen, Morticia, remember the time 1061 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,619 you ran away and joined the Girl Scouts? 1062 00:51:29,621 --> 00:51:33,189 We were so worried you were on a bad path. 1063 00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:35,624 But when you found out that campfires 1064 00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:38,928 were for roasting marshmallows and not other Girl Scouts, 1065 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,930 well, you got bored and you came home. 1066 00:51:40,932 --> 00:51:43,233 GRANDMA FRUMP: We were so relieved. 1067 00:51:43,235 --> 00:51:44,700 GRANDPA FRUMP: Trust Wednesday. 1068 00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,803 Like you, she'll do the right thing. 1069 00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:51,374 Thank you, Father. That's most comforting. 1070 00:51:51,376 --> 00:51:53,408 GRANDPA FRUMP: Good. Wait a second. 1071 00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:54,642 When did I die? 1072 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:56,146 GRANDMA FRUMP: 20 years ago. 1073 00:51:56,148 --> 00:51:58,914 GRANDPA FRUMP: Oh, right. Happy anniversary, darling. 1074 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:02,551 All right, Pugsley, let's, uh, go through it again. 1075 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:05,655 You got this, Pugsley. This Mazurka's nothing. 1076 00:52:05,657 --> 00:52:07,490 - (SLURPS) - (LIQUID SLOSHES) 1077 00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:10,425 - You eat swords for breakfast. - (BELCHES) 1078 00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:13,095 You just got a case of pre-ball jitters. 1079 00:52:13,097 --> 00:52:15,263 It's way more common than you think. 1080 00:52:15,265 --> 00:52:17,834 If a Mazurka lasts for more than four hours, 1081 00:52:17,836 --> 00:52:19,438 contact your doctor. 1082 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:22,841 From the top. Music! 1083 00:52:23,675 --> 00:52:25,010 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 1084 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:31,115 (WHIMPERS) 1085 00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:32,918 (CHOKES) 1086 00:52:36,188 --> 00:52:37,653 (HIGH-PITCHED MOAN) 1087 00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:38,820 Pugsley, 1088 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:40,455 I can honestly say 1089 00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:44,593 that was most definitely a thing you did. 1090 00:52:44,595 --> 00:52:47,863 (CHUCKLES) A question, what in heaven's name was it? 1091 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,265 The Sabre Mazurka. 1092 00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:50,469 (GASPS) 1093 00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:54,104 You know what? You've been practicing hard. 1094 00:52:54,106 --> 00:52:56,205 Why don't we call it a day? Hmm? 1095 00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:58,207 - Hit the showers, kid. - (SLAPS) 1096 00:52:58,209 --> 00:52:59,575 So, we're finished? 1097 00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:00,843 Ah, yes. 1098 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:04,613 Yes, son. We are most certainly finished. 1099 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,582 Mmm. Okay. Thanks, Pop. 1100 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:08,020 Thanks, Uncle Fester. 1101 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,655 (SIGHS) 1102 00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:16,693 This is a complete disaster! How did this happen? 1103 00:53:16,695 --> 00:53:18,193 And he's going to make a fool of himself 1104 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,495 in front of everyone! 1105 00:53:19,497 --> 00:53:21,530 Gomez, you gotta calm down! 1106 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,800 There's still a day to get him ready! 1107 00:53:23,802 --> 00:53:27,437 Fester, a year wouldn't be enough to get him ready. 1108 00:53:27,439 --> 00:53:29,506 I've failed him, Fester. 1109 00:53:29,508 --> 00:53:34,142 I tried to raise him to be an Addams, but I failed. 1110 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:36,914 They're going to eat him alive. 1111 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:41,983 (SINGING) I like it like that Ooh, baby 1112 00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:44,019 I said I like it like that 1113 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:48,124 Ooh, baby, I like it like that 1114 00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:50,359 All right. Thank you. 1115 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:52,762 Grandma, we already have a band. 1116 00:53:52,764 --> 00:53:55,164 They came highly recommended from the mortuary. 1117 00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,465 Oh. 1118 00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:58,501 (SCOFFS) I'm sure they're good. 1119 00:53:58,503 --> 00:54:01,370 My sister Sloom is going to be judging Pugsley. 1120 00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:03,273 And if things aren't done the traditional way, 1121 00:54:03,275 --> 00:54:04,840 she won't be happy, 1122 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:07,109 and the Mazurka could be a disaster! 1123 00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:09,113 But what do I know? 1124 00:54:09,414 --> 00:54:10,546 Fine. 1125 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:11,948 SHRUNKEN HEAD 1: Yay, we got the gig! 1126 00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:13,048 SHRUNKEN HEAD 2: We got it! 1127 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,550 - Ah, one more thing... - (LOUD BANGING) 1128 00:54:14,552 --> 00:54:17,919 Oh, someone's at the door. I'd better go see who it is. 1129 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,756 (SHRUNKEN HEADS CONTINUE EXCLAIMING) 1130 00:54:19,758 --> 00:54:21,356 (DOOR CLANGS) 1131 00:54:21,358 --> 00:54:22,360 (GASPS) 1132 00:54:24,896 --> 00:54:28,597 (SINGING) What's so great about being yourself 1133 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:32,734 When you can be like everyone else? 1134 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,271 Do not speak to your mother that way. 1135 00:54:35,273 --> 00:54:37,805 How dare you enter this house like that. 1136 00:54:37,807 --> 00:54:39,945 Wait, where are your tattoos? 1137 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:43,812 Oh, thank the stars! 1138 00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:46,381 - Where were you? - Hanging out with Parker. 1139 00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:49,151 Is this why you skipped tea and séance? 1140 00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:51,153 Your grandparents were trying to contact you. 1141 00:54:51,155 --> 00:54:52,454 Holy Hades! 1142 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:54,057 Whoever did that to you, Wednesday, 1143 00:54:54,059 --> 00:54:56,425 I hope the other guy looks worse. 1144 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:59,361 Nobody did this to me. This is my new look. 1145 00:54:59,363 --> 00:55:00,629 Do you like it? 1146 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:01,731 I do not like it. 1147 00:55:01,733 --> 00:55:03,932 Everyone knows pink is a gateway color. 1148 00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:06,769 I warned you about sending her to public school. 1149 00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:07,836 Don't worry. 1150 00:55:07,838 --> 00:55:09,570 Wednesday is never going to that school again. 1151 00:55:09,572 --> 00:55:10,905 - What? - MORTICIA: In fact, 1152 00:55:10,907 --> 00:55:13,311 she's never leaving this house again. 1153 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:19,515 Wow, that's some evil eye she's got there. 1154 00:55:19,517 --> 00:55:22,651 No, that dead-eye stare is new. 1155 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,854 And I think I know where she got it. 1156 00:55:24,856 --> 00:55:27,590 Hey, guys, this is me now. 1157 00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:30,593 If you like it, hit "like," but who cares if you like it. 1158 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:32,028 - I'm living my truth. - (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1159 00:55:32,030 --> 00:55:33,798 (SCREAMS) Parker? 1160 00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,369 - Who did this to you? - I did. 1161 00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:40,102 This is my new look, Mother. 1162 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:44,673 I decided that from now on, I choose my clothes, not you. 1163 00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:48,077 Argh! This is that little creep Wednesday Addams' work! 1164 00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:51,347 She's not a creep. She's just not like you. 1165 00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:53,216 Why can't you ever let people be different? 1166 00:55:53,218 --> 00:55:57,486 Because it's my calling to make everyone the same. 1167 00:55:57,488 --> 00:56:01,390 (HISSING) Too bright! It burns! (GROANING) 1168 00:56:01,392 --> 00:56:04,292 Good! Maybe it'll burn away the weird! 1169 00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:05,494 I hate it here! 1170 00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:07,495 Everything's boring and fake and bright, 1171 00:56:07,497 --> 00:56:09,231 like plastic flowers! 1172 00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:10,466 Like you! 1173 00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:14,504 Parker! Plastic flowers live forever. 1174 00:56:14,506 --> 00:56:16,808 Now, you go think about that in your room. 1175 00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,508 With no social media. 1176 00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:21,977 No! Please, no. Anything but that! 1177 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:24,646 Now go wipe that depressing goop off your face. 1178 00:56:24,648 --> 00:56:26,414 (SCOFFS) You first! 1179 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:30,553 Oh! Those Addamses have gone too far this time. 1180 00:56:30,555 --> 00:56:33,592 I think they're going to need a little more help. 1181 00:56:49,374 --> 00:56:50,542 Hey! 1182 00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:54,376 Where are you going? 1183 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:55,945 A friend's. 1184 00:56:55,947 --> 00:57:00,249 I hold people prisoner, not the other way around. 1185 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,350 Good luck with your Mazurka. 1186 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:04,754 Wait, you're leaving? 1187 00:57:04,756 --> 00:57:06,555 Who's gonna torment me every day? 1188 00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:09,758 Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. 1189 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,026 Besides, our parents have made it clear 1190 00:57:12,028 --> 00:57:14,796 that the only way to be accepted in this family 1191 00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:17,733 is to be exactly like them. 1192 00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:20,102 I can't play by those rules anymore. 1193 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:22,637 Farewell, brother Pugsley. 1194 00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:24,542 Tomorrow, you become a man. 1195 00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:27,311 And I become a fugitive. 1196 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,713 Always kinda knew it'd end up like this. 1197 00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:34,249 Just didn't think it'd be so soon. 1198 00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:36,718 WEDNESDAY: I'll never forget you, Pugsley! 1199 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,553 But I'll try. 1200 00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:41,657 Pugsley, have you seen your sister? 1201 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:43,258 She's not in her room. 1202 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,827 PUGSLEY: Mmm... 1203 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:47,164 Pugsley. Where's Wednesday? 1204 00:57:47,731 --> 00:57:49,099 Um... Tsk. 1205 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:55,236 Tick, tock, tick, tock, Mother. 1206 00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:58,006 You're getting very sleepy. 1207 00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,240 Pugsley... 1208 00:57:59,242 --> 00:58:02,979 She did not go to her friend's house. 1209 00:58:02,981 --> 00:58:04,814 She went to her friend's house? 1210 00:58:04,816 --> 00:58:08,684 I repeat, she did not go to her friend's... 1211 00:58:08,686 --> 00:58:09,920 (PUGSLEY GROANS) 1212 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:20,262 (SIGHS) 1213 00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:22,367 (MELLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1214 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,111 (CLEARS THROAT) 1215 00:58:35,046 --> 00:58:38,617 (SINGING) When the day is long 1216 00:58:40,285 --> 00:58:42,220 And the night 1217 00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:45,323 The night is yours alone 1218 00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:51,959 When you're sure 1219 00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:54,532 - You've had enough - (SIGHS) 1220 00:58:56,066 --> 00:58:58,235 Of this life 1221 00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:02,140 Hang on 1222 00:59:05,809 --> 00:59:09,514 Don't let yourself go 1223 00:59:13,418 --> 00:59:17,088 'Cause everybody cries 1224 00:59:21,191 --> 00:59:26,160 And everybody hurts 1225 00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:27,562 - (WINDOW CREAKS) - (GASPS) 1226 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,532 Sometimes 1227 00:59:29,534 --> 00:59:32,202 I shall be staying with you for a while. 1228 00:59:33,104 --> 00:59:36,942 (SINGING) Everybody hurts 1229 00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:42,343 MAN: (ON PHONE) If this doesn't work, 1230 00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:44,379 the next house we flip is gonna land on you. 1231 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:45,580 Marty, listen to me. 1232 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:48,184 Tomorrow, our finale will be the biggest half hour 1233 00:59:48,186 --> 00:59:49,919 your network has ever aired. 1234 00:59:49,921 --> 00:59:52,088 There's just one more thing to take care of. 1235 00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:53,555 This better be good or you won't be able 1236 00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:54,791 to get a job as a doormat. 1237 00:59:54,793 --> 00:59:55,925 Yes, yes, yes. 1238 00:59:55,927 --> 00:59:59,396 I intend to bring the house down. 1239 01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:04,035 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1240 01:00:13,311 --> 01:00:14,977 SNOOP DOGG: (SINGING) When the pimp's in the crib ma 1241 01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:17,546 Drop it like it's hot Drop it like it's hot 1242 01:00:17,548 --> 01:00:18,814 Drop it like it's hot 1243 01:00:18,816 --> 01:00:20,283 When the pigs try to get at you 1244 01:00:20,285 --> 01:00:22,783 Park it like it's hot Park it like it's hot 1245 01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:23,952 Park it like it's hot 1246 01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,421 And if a... get a attitude 1247 01:00:25,423 --> 01:00:27,756 Pop it like it's hot Pop it like it's hot 1248 01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:28,890 Pop it like it's hot 1249 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:31,561 I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon 1250 01:00:31,563 --> 01:00:34,633 And I roll the best... 'cause I got it going on 1251 01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:38,436 (GONG CRASHES) 1252 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:43,738 (DRONING) You rang? 1253 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:46,207 It. Cousin. You made it! 1254 01:00:46,209 --> 01:00:47,341 (IT GIBBERS) 1255 01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:49,812 Please, come in. Make yourself at home. 1256 01:00:49,814 --> 01:00:51,582 (IT GIBBERING) 1257 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:53,950 Where did she hide my phone? 1258 01:00:53,952 --> 01:00:55,450 I haven't been able 1259 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:57,820 to post a photo of my lunch in almost three days! 1260 01:00:57,822 --> 01:01:00,321 And what about in there? 1261 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,358 That's my mom's crafting room. 1262 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,660 No one is allowed in there. 1263 01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:06,031 Then that's where it is. 1264 01:01:13,671 --> 01:01:15,040 Weird. 1265 01:01:21,813 --> 01:01:22,881 (LEVER CLICKS) 1266 01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:29,218 Whoa. 1267 01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:30,885 Hidden depths. 1268 01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:32,821 PARKER: What is this? 1269 01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:35,791 There's Mr. Haney making a sandwich. 1270 01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:38,526 And that guy trying to put a tiny tuxedo on his cat. 1271 01:01:38,528 --> 01:01:39,794 - MR. FLYNN: Sit still! - That's Mr. Flynn. 1272 01:01:39,796 --> 01:01:40,863 MR. FLYNN: Why are you being so difficult? 1273 01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:41,930 - (CAT YOWLS) - Trying to make you 1274 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,532 - look handsome. - My money's on the cat. 1275 01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:46,234 And there's our science teacher, Ms. Gravely, 1276 01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:49,238 putting her underwear in the freezer? 1277 01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,573 My mom must have built hidden cameras 1278 01:01:52,575 --> 01:01:54,475 into all of the houses. 1279 01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:55,878 WEDNESDAY: She really is psycho. 1280 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,015 - MARGAUX: Parker! - Whoa! 1281 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:00,247 Hey, Mom. 1282 01:02:00,249 --> 01:02:02,651 We were just looking for you. 1283 01:02:02,653 --> 01:02:06,724 What have I told you about Mommy's crafting room? 1284 01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:11,526 Sorry to do this, but standards must be upheld. 1285 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:14,032 Parker, someday you'll understand, and, Wednesday... 1286 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:15,833 Well, anyway, Parker. 1287 01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:19,568 - (GRUNTING) - (DOOR RATTLES) 1288 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:22,838 (SIGHS) My mom has a lair and a jail? 1289 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,173 I knew I should have picked to live with my dad. 1290 01:02:25,175 --> 01:02:27,541 - We're gonna be on TV! - (EXCITED CHATTER) 1291 01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:28,711 Are we gonna be famous? 1292 01:02:28,713 --> 01:02:30,079 DENISE: Glenn, what do you want in the frame? 1293 01:02:30,081 --> 01:02:32,280 - Okay, everyone, listen up. - (WOMAN SHUSHING) 1294 01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:34,216 It's the last run-through before the finale, 1295 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,419 so let's try this one last time, okay? 1296 01:02:36,421 --> 01:02:39,155 We're gonna shoot across the town square to the gazebo 1297 01:02:39,157 --> 01:02:40,888 where Margaux will make her grand entrance. 1298 01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:43,392 So everyone will be walking this direction 1299 01:02:43,394 --> 01:02:44,892 across the square. 1300 01:02:44,894 --> 01:02:46,695 Judy, you start here, 1301 01:02:46,697 --> 01:02:48,463 Ken, you're gonna follow Judy. 1302 01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:51,133 You can stand right here and... 1303 01:02:51,135 --> 01:02:53,537 Uh, is there a bathroom nearby? 1304 01:02:54,037 --> 01:02:55,572 (GASPS) Uh... 1305 01:02:58,742 --> 01:03:00,642 (HUSHED VOICE) Margaux, they're here! 1306 01:03:00,644 --> 01:03:02,245 MARGAUX: (ON PHONE) What are you talking about? 1307 01:03:02,247 --> 01:03:03,711 They're here! 1308 01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:05,948 The Addams family! 1309 01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:07,252 - (MAN EXCLAIMING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1310 01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:12,256 (MAN SCREAMING) 1311 01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,292 Pardon me. 1312 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,428 (GLENN YELPS) 1313 01:03:18,930 --> 01:03:19,998 Excuse me. 1314 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:21,829 What are we gonna do? 1315 01:03:21,831 --> 01:03:26,936 What we always do, Glenn. Help people. 1316 01:03:26,938 --> 01:03:30,104 "The Addams monsters are planning 1317 01:03:30,106 --> 01:03:33,975 "to attack the town tonight!" Exclamation point. 1318 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:35,144 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1319 01:03:35,146 --> 01:03:37,816 "Meet at Margaux's house now." 1320 01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:39,984 Mmm? Oh. 1321 01:03:45,590 --> 01:03:48,291 Salutations, Addams. We're here! 1322 01:03:48,293 --> 01:03:51,325 Petunia, I love what you've done with your hair. 1323 01:03:51,327 --> 01:03:54,028 Thanks, I just had it mowed. 1324 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:56,497 Please, come in. Make yourself uncomfortable. 1325 01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,800 - Uncle Onion! - (VOCALIZES) 1326 01:03:58,802 --> 01:04:00,202 - It's been so long! - Voilà! 1327 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:02,437 Yes, so disappointed to see you. 1328 01:04:02,439 --> 01:04:05,807 Ah, you always manage to bring a tear to my eye! 1329 01:04:05,809 --> 01:04:06,941 (KISSES LOUDLY) 1330 01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:09,678 Greetings, Dr. Flambe! How you doing? 1331 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,814 - I'm on fire! - Good! 1332 01:04:11,816 --> 01:04:13,582 This party's gonna be lit! 1333 01:04:13,584 --> 01:04:15,520 Ah, Auntie Sloom. 1334 01:04:16,153 --> 01:04:18,452 Auntie Sloom! 1335 01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:23,191 You are as radiant as a barrel of nuclear waste. 1336 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:26,163 Where is the boy? 1337 01:04:26,497 --> 01:04:27,562 Pugsley? 1338 01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:29,530 - (PUGSLEY GRUNTING) - Ah, there you are. 1339 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:30,832 Come down and say hello 1340 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,202 - to your Auntie Sloom. - Ahh! 1341 01:04:34,805 --> 01:04:39,508 Gomez, this tradition is not to be taken lightly. 1342 01:04:39,510 --> 01:04:42,676 I trust that the boy has been properly trained. 1343 01:04:42,678 --> 01:04:44,245 Yes, once you see how we've... 1344 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:48,883 It's bad enough this Mazurka is taking place in New Jersey. 1345 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:52,021 Now, where are the dregs? I'm thirsty. 1346 01:04:52,023 --> 01:04:54,023 MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE) You've seen them! 1347 01:04:54,025 --> 01:04:57,325 You've heard the stories on Neighborhood Peeps! 1348 01:04:57,327 --> 01:05:01,729 Those Addams aren't people, they're monsters! 1349 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:04,901 And now, there's an infestation of them! 1350 01:05:04,903 --> 01:05:08,236 They're here to destroy our beautiful community 1351 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:09,437 and turn it into a place 1352 01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:11,907 that no Design Intervention can save! 1353 01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:14,410 Addams aren't wanted here! 1354 01:05:14,412 --> 01:05:16,245 They're monsters! They're all monsters! 1355 01:05:16,247 --> 01:05:19,347 We need to destroy them first! 1356 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:21,251 Who's with me? 1357 01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:23,584 We'll be revealing Assimilation 1358 01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,787 and all of you to our audience in just an hour. 1359 01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:29,224 Our last chance to help these people is now. 1360 01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:32,727 Bill, John, do you still have that lovely catapult? 1361 01:05:32,729 --> 01:05:34,195 BILL AND JOHN: Yes, we do! 1362 01:05:34,197 --> 01:05:36,198 Are you sure about this? 1363 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,066 MAN 1: We can't let them ruin our neighborhood! 1364 01:05:38,068 --> 01:05:39,133 MAN 2: Let's do it! 1365 01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:40,537 WOMAN: I want them out! 1366 01:05:42,305 --> 01:05:45,506 No one torments my family but me. 1367 01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:46,811 Hair clip, please. 1368 01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:48,947 Okay. 1369 01:05:55,151 --> 01:05:56,153 (CLICKS) 1370 01:05:57,755 --> 01:06:00,590 - (GASPS) - Cage school 101. 1371 01:06:02,093 --> 01:06:03,158 HEAD ADDAMS: He'd better be ready 1372 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,559 or Auntie Sloom will have his head! 1373 01:06:04,561 --> 01:06:05,961 FEMALE ADDAMS: He looks very small. 1374 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:07,662 MALE ADDAMS 1: That kid's got some big shoes to fill. 1375 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,465 MALE ADDAMS 2: I certainly hope the boy's ready. 1376 01:06:09,467 --> 01:06:11,999 Well, I'm not going easy on him. 1377 01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:14,005 (PLAYING UPBEAT SPOOKY MUSIC) 1378 01:06:22,012 --> 01:06:23,111 FESTER: Heads up. 1379 01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:24,646 (SINGERS VOCALIZING) 1380 01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:26,314 Hey, alto, you're flat. 1381 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:27,950 (IT GIBBERING) 1382 01:06:27,952 --> 01:06:29,454 (LAUGHTER) 1383 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,488 Sloom. 1384 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,925 - Sister. - Darling, I... 1385 01:06:35,927 --> 01:06:37,693 I know the last time we saw each other, 1386 01:06:37,695 --> 01:06:39,193 we had that horrible fight. 1387 01:06:39,195 --> 01:06:42,564 And I just wanted to tell you, from the bottom of my heart, 1388 01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:45,466 I won that fight! And I was glad I cheated! 1389 01:06:45,468 --> 01:06:49,504 You won? Still a sore loser, as always! 1390 01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:52,274 I want a rematch! Right here! Right now! 1391 01:06:52,276 --> 01:06:54,809 Auntie Sloom? Can I get you anything? 1392 01:06:54,811 --> 01:06:56,178 When's the Mazurka? 1393 01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:57,780 Soon, soon. 1394 01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,615 Our daughter Wednesday isn't here yet. 1395 01:06:59,617 --> 01:07:02,383 If your daughter can't be on time, 1396 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:04,688 then we will begin without her! 1397 01:07:05,322 --> 01:07:07,955 Very well, Auntie Sloom. 1398 01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:09,026 (LAUGHING) 1399 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:14,798 - Attention, please. Attention! - (GLASS CLINKS) 1400 01:07:15,999 --> 01:07:17,198 (CRUNCHES, GULPS) 1401 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,135 The hour is upon us. 1402 01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:21,238 Places! 1403 01:07:31,983 --> 01:07:33,484 (PLAYING CEREMONIAL MUSIC ON ORGAN) 1404 01:07:34,985 --> 01:07:40,756 We gather today to witness my son, Pugsley Addams, 1405 01:07:40,758 --> 01:07:43,561 perform his Sabre Mazurka. 1406 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:45,896 (ORGAN CONTINUES PLAYING) 1407 01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:09,852 He will begin with a reading from the Terror, 1408 01:08:09,854 --> 01:08:13,624 which commemorates our cries in battle. 1409 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:20,431 (IT GIBBERS) 1410 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:23,133 (WAILING HOWL) 1411 01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:29,773 (IT GIBBERS) 1412 01:08:31,642 --> 01:08:33,444 (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING) 1413 01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:39,483 And now, the transition into manhood. 1414 01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:41,586 (IT GIBBERS) 1415 01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:43,251 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1416 01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,655 (STRAINING) 1417 01:08:45,423 --> 01:08:46,791 (ALL APPLAUDING) 1418 01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,628 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1419 01:08:57,267 --> 01:09:00,101 (CLEARS THROAT) And now, the Sabre Mazurka. 1420 01:09:00,103 --> 01:09:01,905 (EXCITED MURMURING) 1421 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,446 Hold still. 1422 01:09:11,482 --> 01:09:13,849 The Addams mustache. 1423 01:09:13,851 --> 01:09:15,452 Now you're ready. 1424 01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:19,523 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1425 01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:41,612 (SWORD THUDS) 1426 01:09:47,017 --> 01:09:48,019 (CLANGING) 1427 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,554 (ALL GASPING) 1428 01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:58,129 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1429 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:22,517 (ALL GASP) 1430 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:23,752 (MUSIC STOPS) 1431 01:10:23,754 --> 01:10:25,189 (GUESTS MURMURING) 1432 01:10:25,856 --> 01:10:26,924 GOMEZ: Pugsley? 1433 01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:31,193 I give up. 1434 01:10:31,195 --> 01:10:33,030 I can't do it, Pop. 1435 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:35,765 GUESTS: Oh. 1436 01:10:38,402 --> 01:10:39,570 I'm sorry. 1437 01:10:40,504 --> 01:10:42,537 I let you down. 1438 01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:45,509 You haven't let me down, Pugsley. 1439 01:10:46,744 --> 01:10:48,510 I let you down. 1440 01:10:48,512 --> 01:10:50,212 I was so focused on doing things 1441 01:10:50,214 --> 01:10:52,012 the traditional way, 1442 01:10:52,014 --> 01:10:54,151 I forgot to let you be who you are. 1443 01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,722 (ALL GASPING) 1444 01:10:58,588 --> 01:10:59,654 MARGAUX: (ON MEGAPHONE) Hey! 1445 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:03,559 Are ya ready for your Margaux makeover now? 1446 01:11:03,561 --> 01:11:04,860 It's Margaux. 1447 01:11:04,862 --> 01:11:06,227 She must have turned the whole town 1448 01:11:06,229 --> 01:11:07,863 into stark raving lunatics. 1449 01:11:07,865 --> 01:11:10,265 Well, I have to admit, I admire her work. 1450 01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:11,400 BILL: Let's do this thing! 1451 01:11:11,402 --> 01:11:13,235 It's locked and loaded, Margaux. 1452 01:11:13,237 --> 01:11:15,640 Let's go get 'em! We've had enough! 1453 01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:17,207 Fire! 1454 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:20,878 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1455 01:11:22,144 --> 01:11:25,982 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 1456 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,521 (PANICKED SCREAMING) 1457 01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:33,888 Pugsley! 1458 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:36,958 What is the true meaning of the Mazurka? 1459 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,461 It's about protecting our family 1460 01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:41,663 from those who would do us harm! 1461 01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:45,069 Go ahead. Show 'em what you're good at. 1462 01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,437 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1463 01:11:49,740 --> 01:11:53,809 All we have to do is pull down the side walls! 1464 01:11:53,811 --> 01:11:55,842 ROCK MAFIA: (SINGING) You shouldn't mess with me 1465 01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:58,079 You don't wanna mess with me 1466 01:11:58,081 --> 01:12:01,852 'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family 1467 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,020 (GUESTS SCREAMING) 1468 01:12:05,022 --> 01:12:07,890 Everyone, follow my boy! 1469 01:12:07,892 --> 01:12:09,160 (PUGSLEY CHUCKLING) 1470 01:12:12,963 --> 01:12:14,130 Hey, guys! 1471 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,468 (SCREAMING) 1472 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:23,573 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1473 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:34,818 ROCK MAFIA: You might think that we are all loco 1474 01:12:39,322 --> 01:12:43,160 But this family is about to go global 1475 01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:50,633 MARGAUX: Fire! 1476 01:12:51,168 --> 01:12:52,436 (ALL WHIMPER) 1477 01:12:53,070 --> 01:12:55,305 Shakalaka bang, baby! 1478 01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:04,245 Quick! Out this way! 1479 01:13:04,247 --> 01:13:05,582 (ALL MURMURING) 1480 01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:08,883 (ALL GASPING) 1481 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,720 Pop, I'm out of ammo! 1482 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:13,989 We're trapped! 1483 01:13:13,991 --> 01:13:15,426 (RUMBLING) 1484 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,561 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1485 01:13:29,339 --> 01:13:30,707 (ALL YELP) 1486 01:13:36,213 --> 01:13:38,012 Hope I'm not crashing the party. 1487 01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,114 PUGSLEY: Wednesday! 1488 01:13:39,116 --> 01:13:40,414 - Yeah! - (ALL SIGH) 1489 01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:42,285 Ichabod, quick, lower your branches! 1490 01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:46,723 Everyone, grab on! 1491 01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:07,478 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMS AND MURMUR) 1492 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:15,016 Margaux Needler never stops until the project is complete. 1493 01:14:15,018 --> 01:14:16,420 (MARGAUX LAUGHING) 1494 01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:19,823 PUGSLEY: Fire in the hole! 1495 01:14:20,424 --> 01:14:21,588 (MARGAUX GASPS) 1496 01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:23,091 Mazurka! 1497 01:14:23,093 --> 01:14:24,628 (GUESTS CHEERING) 1498 01:14:26,495 --> 01:14:27,928 MORTICIA: Is everyone all right? 1499 01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:30,601 No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? 1500 01:14:33,403 --> 01:14:34,905 (ALL SIGH IN RELIEF) 1501 01:14:36,673 --> 01:14:40,842 My little raven, I'm so happy you returned. 1502 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,443 Of course I came back. 1503 01:14:42,445 --> 01:14:43,511 I knew there was no way 1504 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:45,012 you were going to save yourselves. 1505 01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:47,449 You are like weak baby squirrels. 1506 01:14:47,451 --> 01:14:48,953 (GUESTS GROANING) 1507 01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:52,555 (RELIEVED CHATTER) 1508 01:15:00,531 --> 01:15:01,631 WEDNESDAY: Socrates. 1509 01:15:03,832 --> 01:15:06,437 Eight legs, nine lives. 1510 01:15:08,804 --> 01:15:10,974 GOMEZ: You were right, cara mia. 1511 01:15:11,842 --> 01:15:13,443 People can be cruel. 1512 01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:15,776 What have we done? 1513 01:15:15,778 --> 01:15:18,312 They're just a family. 1514 01:15:18,314 --> 01:15:19,480 MARGAUX: A family? 1515 01:15:19,482 --> 01:15:21,615 Oh, please! They're a bunch of monsters! 1516 01:15:21,617 --> 01:15:24,052 Don't go soft on me, people. 1517 01:15:24,054 --> 01:15:26,320 I will relish hounding you 1518 01:15:26,322 --> 01:15:28,556 until that nuclear waste dump of a house is gone 1519 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,391 and your mutant family along with it! Ah! 1520 01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:34,462 Be careful what you wish for, Ms. Needler. 1521 01:15:34,464 --> 01:15:38,369 My family and I will never run from the likes of you again. 1522 01:15:41,737 --> 01:15:43,339 (GASPS, STAMMERS) 1523 01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:45,974 Deep breath, Margaux. 1524 01:15:45,976 --> 01:15:47,708 Okay, I have a finale to shoot. 1525 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:49,343 Parker, let's go. 1526 01:15:49,345 --> 01:15:51,578 PARKER: I'm not going anywhere with you. 1527 01:15:51,580 --> 01:15:52,881 I'm staying with my friend. 1528 01:15:52,883 --> 01:15:54,248 MARGAUX: Your friend? 1529 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:56,184 Parker, these people are freaks. 1530 01:15:56,186 --> 01:15:58,185 If they're freaks, then I'm a freak. 1531 01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,221 And so are all of you. 1532 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:01,355 Exhibit A. 1533 01:16:01,357 --> 01:16:05,092 Ms. Gravely, you put your underwear in the freezer. 1534 01:16:05,094 --> 01:16:07,095 Hey, it's refreshing, okay? 1535 01:16:07,097 --> 01:16:09,263 Exhibit B. Trudy Pickering. 1536 01:16:09,265 --> 01:16:11,533 You sit on the toilet backwards. 1537 01:16:11,535 --> 01:16:14,101 Well, where else am I supposed to put my arms? 1538 01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:16,104 Wait, how did you know that? 1539 01:16:16,106 --> 01:16:20,108 Because your houses have been infested with Needler-Vision. 1540 01:16:20,110 --> 01:16:22,843 She has hidden cameras everywhere. 1541 01:16:22,845 --> 01:16:23,912 - What? - (ALL GASP) 1542 01:16:23,914 --> 01:16:26,580 WEDNESDAY: And watches you all of the time. 1543 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:27,681 In my private time? 1544 01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:28,749 MAN: That is creepy, actually. 1545 01:16:28,751 --> 01:16:31,351 - What else has she seen? - That is over the line! 1546 01:16:31,353 --> 01:16:32,520 - MARGAUX: Shut up! - (ALL GASP) 1547 01:16:32,522 --> 01:16:35,891 Listen, you lemmings! This is my town. 1548 01:16:35,893 --> 01:16:38,627 You are nothing but a bunch of extras. 1549 01:16:38,629 --> 01:16:42,363 We are going to march down that hill and do a live show. 1550 01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:44,032 I expect you to convince 1551 01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:46,534 those brainless peons out there in the audience 1552 01:16:46,536 --> 01:16:49,069 that this is the perfect place to buy a house, 1553 01:16:49,071 --> 01:16:51,739 or none of you will be living here much longer. 1554 01:16:51,741 --> 01:16:53,408 - Do you hear me? - Actually, Mom, 1555 01:16:53,410 --> 01:16:55,142 everyone can hear you. 1556 01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:57,311 You've been live this whole time. 1557 01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:00,782 Three million people are watching you right now. 1558 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,784 The real you, for a change. 1559 01:17:02,786 --> 01:17:05,319 Please, what do I care what a bunch of bloggers think? 1560 01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:06,421 GLENN: Margaux? 1561 01:17:06,423 --> 01:17:07,489 (YELLS) What? 1562 01:17:07,491 --> 01:17:09,157 It's the network. 1563 01:17:09,159 --> 01:17:11,292 They're taking your show off the air. 1564 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:12,459 What? 1565 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:14,895 No. I'll be... I'll be bankrupt. 1566 01:17:14,897 --> 01:17:16,330 Who will buy all these houses? 1567 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:19,266 Okay, watch this. Now's my chance. 1568 01:17:19,268 --> 01:17:23,070 Excuse me, (CLEARS THROAT) I just tooted. 1569 01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:25,073 Furthermore, I think I can help you 1570 01:17:25,075 --> 01:17:26,608 get rid of those houses. 1571 01:17:26,610 --> 01:17:28,676 - What are you talking about? - Well, my dear, 1572 01:17:28,678 --> 01:17:31,578 you've got a bunch of houses you need to get rid of, 1573 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:34,183 and I've got a bunch of family I need to get rid of. 1574 01:17:34,852 --> 01:17:36,316 WOMAN: Hello? 1575 01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:39,087 Excuse me. I'm Trudy. 1576 01:17:39,089 --> 01:17:43,158 Trudy Pickering. We... We never officially met... 1577 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:45,592 Ah, yes. The toilet woman. 1578 01:17:45,594 --> 01:17:46,793 Right. 1579 01:17:46,795 --> 01:17:51,632 Listen, uh, please, give us a chance to make it right. 1580 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:55,304 Let us have our own design intervention. 1581 01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:57,372 WEDNESDAY: Mother, 1582 01:17:57,374 --> 01:17:59,840 I spent time with these people, 1583 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:03,810 and it is true, they are odd. 1584 01:18:03,812 --> 01:18:05,512 But we shouldn't judge them 1585 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,516 just because they're different. 1586 01:18:07,518 --> 01:18:09,115 (SOFT MURMURING) 1587 01:18:09,117 --> 01:18:10,819 (HUMMING) 1588 01:18:10,821 --> 01:18:12,456 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1589 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:19,696 (CHUCKLES) 1590 01:18:21,999 --> 01:18:23,400 (BOTH EXCLAIM) 1591 01:18:23,834 --> 01:18:25,402 (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) 1592 01:18:30,307 --> 01:18:31,838 - Have a wonderful day! - ONION: Whoo-hoo. 1593 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:32,907 MALE ADDAMS: And there you are. 1594 01:18:32,909 --> 01:18:34,143 - Bye-bye. - WOMAN: Thanks! Bye! 1595 01:18:39,883 --> 01:18:41,516 Well, hello there! 1596 01:18:41,518 --> 01:18:44,319 Howdy, neighbor. How's the new house? 1597 01:18:44,321 --> 01:18:48,021 Oh, I love it. I hope you brought your umbrellas. 1598 01:18:48,023 --> 01:18:51,859 Oh, you put in a typhoon. What a great idea. 1599 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:53,761 Don't forget the gift basket, silly. 1600 01:18:53,763 --> 01:18:55,163 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1601 01:18:55,165 --> 01:18:57,565 We got scented embalming fluid, 1602 01:18:57,567 --> 01:19:00,334 toes, teeth, a fruitcake, 1603 01:19:00,336 --> 01:19:03,038 rat bait, got some dried apricots... 1604 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,271 (CHUCKLES) 1605 01:19:04,273 --> 01:19:07,208 He's like training a puppy, adorable but tiresome. 1606 01:19:07,210 --> 01:19:09,211 She's the woman of my dreams! 1607 01:19:09,213 --> 01:19:11,878 Her breath is like a baby's diaper. 1608 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:14,282 (GIGGLES) Fester, stop! 1609 01:19:14,284 --> 01:19:17,752 Who would have thought a guy like me, a total zero, 1610 01:19:17,754 --> 01:19:21,021 would have ended up with you, an also zero? 1611 01:19:21,023 --> 01:19:22,959 Well, do come in! 1612 01:19:25,795 --> 01:19:29,129 SLOOM: Now, with the house rebuilt, Pugsley, 1613 01:19:29,131 --> 01:19:33,402 we can throw you the celebration you deserve! 1614 01:19:34,237 --> 01:19:38,075 You are Addams through and through. 1615 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:41,278 (ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 1616 01:19:55,924 --> 01:19:59,896 SPIRIT OF THE HOUSE: Get out! 1617 01:20:00,897 --> 01:20:03,564 Oh, how lovely. The spirit's home. 1618 01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:06,769 Finally, back to normal. 1619 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,740 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1620 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,141 We did good. 1621 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,079 I won't tell anyone if you don't. 1622 01:20:18,348 --> 01:20:19,917 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 1623 01:20:21,351 --> 01:20:23,353 (ADDAMS FAMILY THEME PLAYING) 1624 01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:28,959 (RHYTHMIC SNAPPING) 1625 01:20:35,365 --> 01:20:37,431 (MAN SINGING) 1626 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:39,367 They're creepy And they're kooky 1627 01:20:39,369 --> 01:20:41,368 Mysterious and spooky 1628 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:43,370 They're altogether ooky 1629 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:44,842 The Addams family 1630 01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:47,342 There house is a museum 1631 01:20:47,344 --> 01:20:49,343 Where people come to see 'em 1632 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:51,346 They really are a scream 1633 01:20:51,348 --> 01:20:52,783 The Addams family 1634 01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:54,952 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - MAN: Neat. 1635 01:20:55,985 --> 01:20:56,987 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - Sweet. 1636 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,221 - (FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY) - Petite. 1637 01:21:01,223 --> 01:21:03,190 So get a witch's shawl on 1638 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,193 A broomstick You can crawl on 1639 01:21:05,195 --> 01:21:07,194 We're gonna pay a call on 1640 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:09,832 The Addams family 1641 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:11,865 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1642 01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,300 MIGOS: (SINGING) Family, family 1643 01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:15,336 I'd go to war for my family 1644 01:21:15,338 --> 01:21:18,207 Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family 1645 01:21:18,974 --> 01:21:20,041 They think that we crazy 1646 01:21:20,043 --> 01:21:22,243 They say that we crazy, can't handle it 1647 01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:25,980 My back on the wall Who I'mma call, my family 1648 01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:29,450 We different, we stick out Wig out, bug out 1649 01:21:29,452 --> 01:21:31,218 Pop out, hop out Go 1650 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,986 Ball out, hey Show out 1651 01:21:32,988 --> 01:21:34,221 A'ight, this a party 1652 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:36,556 Let's not make a problem No! 1653 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:40,095 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me 1654 01:21:40,097 --> 01:21:42,997 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing 1655 01:21:42,999 --> 01:21:45,669 ROCK MAFIA: The wrong way, so you better think twice 1656 01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:50,404 You shouldn't mess with me You don't want to mess with me 1657 01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:53,874 'Cause if you mess with me You're messing with my family 1658 01:21:53,876 --> 01:21:55,275 You shouldn't mess with me 1659 01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:56,610 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't want to mess with me 1660 01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:57,744 MIGOS: No! 1661 01:21:57,746 --> 01:21:58,946 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: 'Cause if you mess with me 1662 01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:00,782 You're messing with my family 1663 01:22:00,784 --> 01:22:04,084 Ay, ay, ay, ay 1664 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:07,523 ROCK MAFIA: You might think that we are all loco 1665 01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:09,891 Ay, ay, ay 1666 01:22:09,893 --> 01:22:11,258 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1667 01:22:11,260 --> 01:22:14,261 ROCK MAFIA: But this family about to go global 1668 01:22:14,263 --> 01:22:15,431 MIGOS: We blowin' up! 1669 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:18,802 ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah 1670 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:20,700 Yeah, yeah 1671 01:22:20,702 --> 01:22:22,438 (KAROL G SINGING IN SPANISH) 1672 01:22:35,585 --> 01:22:36,751 MIGOS: (IN ENGLISH) Don't mess with my family 1673 01:22:36,753 --> 01:22:39,386 A'ight, this a party Let's not make a problem 1674 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:40,587 No! 1675 01:22:40,589 --> 01:22:43,123 Why you looking at me like there's something, tell me 1676 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:46,260 You should know it's not just me that you'll be rubbing 1677 01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:47,427 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: The wrong way 1678 01:22:47,429 --> 01:22:48,965 So you better think twice 1679 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,132 ROCK MAFIA: You shouldn't mess with me 1680 01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:53,967 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't wanna mess with me 1681 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:55,403 ROCK MAFIA: 'Cause if you mess with me 1682 01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:57,571 You're messing with my family 1683 01:22:57,573 --> 01:22:59,106 You shouldn't mess with me 1684 01:22:59,108 --> 01:23:01,108 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You don't wanna mess with me 1685 01:23:01,110 --> 01:23:04,481 'Cause if you mess with me, you're messing with my family 1686 01:23:07,015 --> 01:23:08,250 ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah 1687 01:23:09,486 --> 01:23:11,455 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You're messing with my family 1688 01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:15,491 KAROL G: Yeah ROCK MAFIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah 1689 01:23:17,027 --> 01:23:18,124 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1690 01:23:18,126 --> 01:23:19,193 No! 1691 01:23:19,195 --> 01:23:21,695 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, ay 1692 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:22,864 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: You might think 1693 01:23:22,866 --> 01:23:25,135 That we are all loco 1694 01:23:25,934 --> 01:23:28,935 Ay, ay, ay 1695 01:23:28,937 --> 01:23:30,104 But this family 1696 01:23:30,106 --> 01:23:31,872 About to go global 1697 01:23:31,874 --> 01:23:32,972 (MUSIC TEMPO INCREASES) 1698 01:23:32,974 --> 01:23:34,675 MIGOS: They say that we mean Mean 1699 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:36,510 They say that we rude Rude 1700 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:38,311 They say we got problems Problems 1701 01:23:38,313 --> 01:23:40,148 But we say it's cool 1702 01:23:40,150 --> 01:23:41,515 Family, family 1703 01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:43,717 I'd go to war for my family 1704 01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,854 Ups and downs Wrong or right, it's family 1705 01:23:46,856 --> 01:23:50,158 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, ay 1706 01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,526 You might think that we are all loco 1707 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,194 MIGOS: Don't mess with my family 1708 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:57,131 ROCK MAFIA AND KAROL G: Ay, ay, ay, 1709 01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:00,333 But this family is about to go global 1710 01:24:00,335 --> 01:24:01,504 (SONG ENDS) 1711 01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:04,241 (SPOOKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1712 01:24:09,045 --> 01:24:10,310 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (SINGING) There's no bell 1713 01:24:10,312 --> 01:24:12,048 When you call for me 1714 01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:17,316 You'll be falling for miles 1715 01:24:17,318 --> 01:24:21,154 I'm bewitched by your misery 1716 01:24:21,156 --> 01:24:25,693 (CHUCKLES) But I love it when you smile 1717 01:24:25,695 --> 01:24:28,598 Let me know what you want from me 1718 01:24:29,932 --> 01:24:33,601 Whisper "love" in my ears 1719 01:24:33,603 --> 01:24:36,673 Before you try to get your hooks in me 1720 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:42,575 I should warn you, my dear 1721 01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:46,079 My heart is a haunted house 1722 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:50,284 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 1723 01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:54,120 It's the trap you've been waiting for 1724 01:24:54,122 --> 01:24:57,891 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 1725 01:24:57,893 --> 01:25:01,031 No escaping the way you feel 1726 01:25:02,464 --> 01:25:06,033 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 1727 01:25:06,035 --> 01:25:08,638 My, my, my heart 1728 01:25:09,772 --> 01:25:13,940 M-m-m-my heart is a haunted 1729 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,478 CHOIR: Haunted house 1730 01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:25,285 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Watch yourself when you walk to me 1731 01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:29,155 Careful where your heart treads 1732 01:25:29,157 --> 01:25:32,628 Suddenly, you'll be in too deep 1733 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:37,765 You'll be caught up in my web 1734 01:25:37,767 --> 01:25:40,137 You will think of me constantly 1735 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:44,407 And it will drive you insane 1736 01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:48,812 Like the tattoo you can't remove 1737 01:25:50,146 --> 01:25:54,648 Like the blood in your veins 1738 01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:58,252 My heart is a haunted house 1739 01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:02,422 Once you're in, you ain't getting out 1740 01:26:02,424 --> 01:26:06,360 It's the trap you've been waiting for 1741 01:26:06,362 --> 01:26:09,629 Ain't no windows, ain't no doors 1742 01:26:09,631 --> 01:26:12,768 There's no escaping the way you feel 1743 01:26:14,437 --> 01:26:18,105 It's like a dream, but you hope it's real 1744 01:26:18,107 --> 01:26:20,010 My, my, my heart 1745 01:26:21,811 --> 01:26:27,550 - M-m-m-my heart is a haunted - CHOIR: Haunted house 1746 01:26:30,186 --> 01:26:33,421 CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Yeah 1747 01:26:33,423 --> 01:26:36,726 - It's a haunted house - CHOIR: Haunted house 124673