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Man, that is incredible.
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You are the luckiest guy
in the world.
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Congratulations, Dave.
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Yeah, I'm really happy for you.
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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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Yeah, take care.
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Dirtbag.
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Whoa, talk about
Captain Moodswing, huh.
[CHUCKLES]
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What crawled up your shorts
and died?
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This jerk I went to
high school with
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just got hired as a
management trainee
at General Motors.
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Oh, wow. Is that like
one of those college
work study programs?
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-Yeah.
-Oh man,
those things are raging, man.
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You get like college credit.
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you get a shot at
one of those jobs where
they pay you tons of dough
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and you don't have to do squat.
[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, I know,
I'm perfect for that.
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CODY: Yeah. [LAUGHING]
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I don't know, Cody.
I feel like I'm going nowhere.
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Well, let's review your life,
okay? Now,
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since high school,
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you got a job washing cars
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where you make slightly
less money than, say,
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a paperboy, right?
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You still live at home,
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where you sponge off
your parents, and, uh,
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you share a bunk bed
with a ten year old.
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Dude, sounds like nowhere to me.
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Man, that is totally unfair.
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How come Dave's
a management trainee
and I'm nowhere?
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Well, Dude, isn't it obvious?
He's going to college.
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I mean, hey,
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if you want a shot
at one of those
high paying fast end jobs,
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you gotta go to school too.
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Oh, man, I hate school.
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Dude, school's killer, man.
It enriches your mind.
That's why I'm going.
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Dudesie, rainbow. [GIGGLES]
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Man, I can't believe
I'm actually thinking about
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going back to school,
voluntarily.
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Dude, you're gonna love college,
man.
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Look, dig it, they got
millions of cool books,
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they got these really
gnarly professors, like,
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if you got any problem
with anything,
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killer student store
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where you can get a
rad bubble gun
just like this one.
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Dude, I love higher education.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
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♪ Could you pay the cost
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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WOMAN:
♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ To say my Lord
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♪ I think
I've found someone
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♪ You know
It will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
Putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around
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♪ Step by step
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WOMAN:
♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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MAN:
♪ It will be better
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♪ The second time around
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Alright, now listen up.
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We're gonna need some quiet.
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That's right,
the college students
are about to delve
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into the bowels of knowledge.
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Cody, we're the only ones home
right now.
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[YELLING] Never mind.
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You know, I can't believe
they actually let
JT into a college.
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It must be part of the
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"Aid to the
Chronically Stupid" program.
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Oh, go sniff a hydrant, Barky.
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If you can get into the college,
so can I.
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Alright, JT, dude,
what do you got for homework?
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I have to read
the first chapter
in "Economic Basics."
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JT, that's
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"Basic Economics,"
not "Economic Basics."
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Here's a helpful hint
for college, learn to read.
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Well, uh, here's a
helpful hint for life,
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eat my shorts.
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[BOTH LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY]
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Alright, okay, crack the books
and put your brains in turbo.
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JT, dude, what are you doing?
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I'm taking a break.
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From what? Opening the book?
[CHUCKLES]
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I can't concentrate.
You guys are
breathing too loud.
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I'm gonna go upstairs
and study in my room.
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Uh, hey, cuz,
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you might want to
take your book with you,
you know.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, JT, here's an idea.
Why don't you
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sit on the book? So that way,
it'll be closer to your brain.
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[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
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Sorry, dude.
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That was a good one.
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MARK: I do not.
GABRIELLE: You do too.
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-I do not.
-You--
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-Mr. Lambert.
-Yeah?
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Will you settle an argument
for us?
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Oh, sure. What is it?
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Doesn't Mark look exactly like
a young Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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How young?
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You know what I mean.
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Look at him. He's a hunk.
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That washboard stomach,
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that, that massive chest,
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those bands of steel,
he calls arms.
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Gabby, let me see those glasses,
would you ?
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Yeah, I'd have
this prescription checked,
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because I'm, uh,
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I'm just not seeing
Schwarzenegger.
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See, I told you.
I look nothing like
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Stallone, maybe.
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Especially after I pump iron.
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Mark, I'd check your
own prescription while
I was at it.
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-Oh, Frank,
-Huh?
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I have something really great
planned for next Tuesday night.
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Well, alright, [CHUCKLES]
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I just got my Zorro costume
back from the dry cleaners.
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We are meeting with some people
from a very
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prestigious pre school.
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Pre school? For who?
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For the baby.
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Oh, gee, honey,
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don't you think
you're rushing things,
here? I mean,
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the kid is still
living in fluid.
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Frank, if you want to
get your child into
the best schools,
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you have to get them
on the waiting list, early.
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And they just don't take
anybody at the Sutton Academy.
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The Sutton Academy,
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it's the name of a pre school?
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Whatever happened to names like,
"Miss Daisy's Ducky Room".
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Oh, Frank,
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I mean, nowadays,
pre-schools are so much more
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than just a babysitting service.
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You know at the Sutton Academy,
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they have a computer room,
they have a science lab, and
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a "Theater in the Round"
so that they can
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perform Shakespeare.
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Shakespeare in diapers?
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What is that?
"To poop or not to poop?"
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Frank, it's a very competitive
world out there
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and you have to give your child
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every educational advantage
that you can
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Carol, all my kids
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went to Miss Daisy's Ducky Room
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They spent all their time
gluing macaroni
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on paper plates,
and they turned out just fine.
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Dad,
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can you help me?
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I got stuck
in the trash can again.
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Son, how many times
have I told you?
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If you drop a cookie,
don't go in after it.
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Alright, same as last time.
Here we go. [GRUNTS]
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And one, two,
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three.
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Oh, I see, it was a macaroon.
Well, of course
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Hey, Cody.
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Hey, Dana,
want to give me a hand?
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Sure. What, do you want me to
hold that down
while you tie it?
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No, want some applause, man.
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I did such a killer job
wrapping this present.
Look at that.
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[CLAPPING]
CODY: Thank you, thank you,
very much.
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Who's that for?
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JT. Man, I bought him
an "East Wis U" sweatshirt.
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You know, he had his
first test today.
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I think he aced it.
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Aced it?
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You saw the way he studies.
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He's got the attention span
of an ant.
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And not one of the smart ants.
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Like, if there wasn't
another ant in front of him,
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he wouldn't find his way back
to the hill.
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No, JT's smart,
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-just not in a way
everybody can tell.
-[DANA SIGHS]
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Like, you know, kinda like,
you're sweet,
only nobody can tel.
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So, JT, dude,
how'd the test go?
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I flunked.
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Oh, wow, dude.
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Well, that's okay, man.
It was only your first tent.
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I mean, hey, you'll do better
on it next time.
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Forget it, Cody.
There isn't going to be
a next time, okay?
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I can't study.
I'm too stupid for college.
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I better get good at
washing cars,
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because that's what
I'm going to be doing
for the rest of my life.
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Frank, what are you doing?
I just ironed that couch.
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I am looking for my
fishing magazine, honey.
I can't find it.
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Oh, I threw it out.
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You threw it out?
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Frank, the people from
The Sutton Academy
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are coming over tonight and
I want them to think that
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we're intelligent people, not...
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...catfish people.
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Now, listen, Carol,
I'm not going to put on some
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phoney baloney act
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just to impress some
fancy pants pre school.
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Well, I'm not asking you
to be phoney.
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I'm asking you to be yourself.
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Except for one thing.
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What?
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Would you mind changing
your belt buckle?
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What's wrong with
my belt buckle?
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Well, nothing,
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if you're heavyweight champion
of the world.
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It's just that some people
think that those
big belt buckles are gaudy.
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and I want to
make a good impression.
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Carol, if they're
not going to let our kid
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into Sutton Academy because
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of my belt buckle,
then the heck with them.
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-[DOOR BELL RINGS]
-Oh, that's them. Now please,
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-please be nice, okay?
-I'll be nice.
I promise I'll be nice.
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Well, hi, I'm Carol Lambert.
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Veronica Preston.
Sutton Academy.
We spoke on the phone.
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Yes, how nice to meet you.
And you must be Mr. Smith.
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Uh, that's Smythe.
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Smythe. Well, that's... nythe.
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[GIGGLES]
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[STAMMERS]
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Uh, and,
and this is my husband, Frank.
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Uh, how you doing?
Hey, come on in
and take a load off.
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Boy, it's cold out there,
you're going to want to
warm right up.
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-Have a seat, buddy.
-Thank you.
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Uh, would you like some
lemon meringue pie?
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I made it myself.
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Homemade pie,
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how quaint.
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No, thank you.
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The purpose of this interview is
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to find out about
your background and
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to assess your home environment,
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uh, in terms of
what kind of child
might live here.
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Oh, well,
if I do say so myself,
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I think that we have a
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wonderful home environment, and
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we've raised some
very special children.
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Dad, Carol, check this out.
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Brendan can drink milk
upside down
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and blow snot bubbles
out his nose.
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[SPITS]
249
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,828
Uh, kids, we have company.
250
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,787
It's not really time to do
any of your milk tricks, okay?
251
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:34,057
Yes, so why don't you two
run upstairs and
read the encyclopedia.
252
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,407
Why would we do that?
253
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,412
To satisfy your
thirst for knowledge.
254
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,024
I don't have a
thirst for knowledge.
255
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,200
I'll explain it all later.
Just go upstairs, okay?
256
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,248
Oh, they just love milk.
257
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,120
[CHUCKLING] Brain food,
you know.
258
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,168
Shall we begin?
259
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,344
CAROL: Oh, God, yes.
260
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:04,131
Okay, I'll be administering
the verbal section
of the interview.
261
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,525
What's Sherlock Holmes doing?
262
00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:14,010
Gathering data to assess your
home's cultural environment.
263
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,012
Paperbacks.
264
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,188
Minus ten.
265
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,411
Now where's he going?
266
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,282
The kitchen.
267
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,285
We must make sure
your food has the
proper nutritional value
268
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,852
for a growing child.
269
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,723
I've got your nutritional value.
270
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,337
Alright, question one.
271
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,295
What was the
last cultural event
272
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,254
that you and
your family attended?
273
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,347
Uh, honey,
I'll let you take this one.
274
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,438
Uh, cultural event. Uh, well,
275
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,527
you know,
we have been to so many,
276
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,224
it's hard to pick just one.
277
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,273
But, um, recently,
I'd say it was the, urn,
278
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,709
uh, ballet.
279
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,845
The ballet?
280
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,759
Was I there?
281
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,676
Well, it wasn't
282
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,722
technically a ballet, it was,
283
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,725
urn, more like,
like ice dancing.
284
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:21,382
Oh, "Snoopy On Ice?"
Yeah, yeah,
285
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,559
I guess that is cultural,
because they took that show
right to Russia.
286
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,607
[SMITHE CLEARS THROAT]
Uh, Ms. Preston,
287
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,696
may I see you for a moment
in the, uh,
288
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,655
"library?"
289
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,657
Excuse me.
290
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,878
We've got trouble here.
291
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:42,882
These people subscribe
to a fishing magazine.
292
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,840
Well, what do you expect
from a family
293
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:48,148
where the husband
wears a belt buckle,
the size of Texas.
294
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,586
So you had enough?
295
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,979
Oh, yeah.
296
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,636
What is wrong with you people?
297
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:02,118
Is this the way you
welcome people to
the Sutton Academy?
298
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,772
No, actually,
299
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,731
it's the way we let you know
you're not welcome.
300
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,559
I'm sorry but we're simply
301
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,171
not interested in educating
one of your...
302
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,781
..."special" children.
303
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,088
Okay,
304
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,092
listen up, Ms. Prissbag.
305
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,703
Our family may not read
the right magazines,
306
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,183
or go to the
right cultural events,
307
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,880
but at least we have manners.
308
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,100
You have been looking down
309
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,363
your pointy little nose at us
ever since you walked
in this door.
310
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,060
You insulted my husband,
311
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,801
you insulted my kids.
312
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,585
You even insulted my pie,
313
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,892
which I made just to be
nice to you people.
314
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,459
Better watch it, Ms. Preston,
315
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,635
she's got a pie in her hands.
316
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,332
What is that supposed to mean?
317
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,987
Well, simply, that
people of your particular class
318
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,076
have a tendency to get physical
when they're upset.
319
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,695
Oh? [CHUCKLES]
320
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,306
So you are saying that
321
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,351
I am so low class that even
322
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,093
though I am angry,
I might lower myself
323
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,183
to shove this pie in your face?
324
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,098
-Frankly, yes.
-Good call.
325
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:23,634
Well, I think my wife
pretty well speaks
for the both of us. So, uh,
326
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,072
why don't you run along?
I'm sure you've got
a whole lot of interviews
327
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,465
you haven't done yet.
And believe me, if you're
ever in the neighborhood,
328
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,468
just stop right back, okay?
Because, golly, my wife's
always baking something.
329
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,952
God, that was beautiful.
330
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,043
Ooh, they made me so mad.
331
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,653
Oh, honey, I think you need to
do something
332
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,915
to work off that pent up anger
333
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,526
-of yours.
-Yeah, what?
334
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,136
Yeah, well, does the name Zorro
mean anything to you.
335
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,663
En garde.
336
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,708
-[ZORRO MUSIC]
-Grab the pie.
337
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,153
Hey, guys.
338
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,026
Yo, JT, dude,
339
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,940
I've been thinking about
why you flunked that test today
340
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,204
and I think
I got it figured out.
341
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,641
What's there to figure out?
I'm stupid.
342
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,991
No, dude, you're not stupid,
man. It's just,
343
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,558
your brain's all flabby,
344
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,864
you know,
from being out of school
this semester.
345
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,911
What you need is somebody
to beat your brains back
into shape for you.
346
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,565
[CHUCKLES] I'm just the guy
for the job?
347
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,569
Forget it, Cody,
you're wasting your time.
348
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,310
Don't make me thump on you,
dude.
349
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,618
Alright, let's get it over with.
350
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,316
Cool, now, dig it.
351
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,927
I broke your first chapter down
into sections.
352
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,755
Now, you just read
the first section and, uh,
353
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,104
tell me what your read.
354
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,150
JT: Fine.
355
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,239
Hey, Cody, I need your advice.
356
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,110
Cool.
357
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,199
As you know, Gabrielle
and I have a rather
358
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,896
hot relationship.
359
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,551
Yeah. You guys got the monster
"Love Jones" going.
360
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,728
You see, that's the problem.
361
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,643
We're having trouble
controlling ourselves.
362
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,732
Our brains are saying,
"slow down,"
363
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,431
while our hormones are saying,
"put the pedal to the metal."
364
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,435
Yeah, I hear you, little cuz.
365
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,350
Hey, come here,
grab a seat, man.
366
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,091
Now, look,
367
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,528
your problem is no different
from any other dilemma
368
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,573
that every young couple
has faced. Okay?
369
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,532
Now, my suggestion is like,
370
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,361
uh, try a rousing game
of ping pong. You know,
371
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,189
that way you guys get to
work up a sweat,
372
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,366
you know, and, uh,
get rid of some of that
excess energy.
373
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,194
And you still got a safety net
between the two of you,
374
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,327
alright?
375
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,676
Okay, I'm finished.
376
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,025
Right on, so,
377
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,157
tell me what you read.
378
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,856
I can't.
379
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,162
Ah, sure you can.
380
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,643
No, Cody, I mean,
381
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,385
I read the words, but
nothing gets into my brain.
382
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,039
Oh, come on, JT, man,
you're just goofing off.
383
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,085
I'm not goofing off. Man,
384
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,826
I'm sick of this.
How come every time
385
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,611
I'm having trouble in school,
someone thinks I'm goofing off?
386
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,223
Well, let's face it, man.
You're not even trying.
387
00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:00,922
I am too trying.
I could read this stupid
"Economic Basics" book.
388
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,316
a hundred times
and it still wouldn't
make any sense.
389
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,795
Yeah, right.
390
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,623
you're not even focusing
on the name of the book.
391
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,322
Man, the title is
"Basic Economics."
392
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,324
I mean, like, what are you,
dyslexic or something.
393
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,803
Get off my back, Cody.
394
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,979
The title is "Economic Basics."
395
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,590
It says so right here.
396
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,465
Man,
397
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,119
I could have sworn
I had it right.
398
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,860
Cody may be on to something.
399
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:30,125
Transposing words is
one of the key symptoms
to dyslexia.
400
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,953
Dude, maybe you should
see a doctor.
401
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,172
Get tested.
402
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,392
Great, just what I need,
another test.
403
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,665
Mother, do we really
have to all be here?
404
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,667
Yes. When JT gets back
from the doctor,
405
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,626
I want him to know that
we all really care about him.
406
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,193
What if we don't care about him?
407
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,022
Fake it.
408
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,287
What's dilexia anyway?
409
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,724
No, no, no, no, honey.
It's dyslexia.
410
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,117
It's a learning disability that
makes it hard to read.
411
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,250
Something happens between
the eye and the brain
412
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,296
and things get mixed up.
413
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,211
Wow. That sounds pretty bad.
414
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,301
Not really. If you know
you have dyslexia,
you can deal with it.
415
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,085
There are special techniques
you can use,
416
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,043
classes you can take,
417
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,871
and even some schools
will give you extra time
to finish your work.
418
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,657
The way I see it,
it's one of two things.
I mean, like,
419
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,920
number one, JT's got dyslexia,
420
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,965
okay? So he's got to work
a little bit harder,
421
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,967
but he can lead a
perfectly normal life.
422
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,534
Number two,
423
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,188
JT doesn't have dyslexia.
424
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,711
No matter how hard he works
425
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,844
and studies, he'll always be
dumb as dirt.
426
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,370
Great news, everybody.
427
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,677
The doctor says I have dyslexia.
428
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,374
CAROL: Oh, Yeah!
429
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,594
Oh, I knew it. I knew
you couldn't be that stupid.
430
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,469
Well, you all know what I mean.
431
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,863
See, Al, I told you
JT had dyslexia
432
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,081
and he's not an idiot.
433
00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,170
You owe me ten bucks.
434
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,000
I can't believe it.
My own sister bet
that I was an idiot.
435
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,741
Hey, it looked like easy money.
436
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,529
Well, my first born son
437
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,661
is not brain dead and
that calls for a celebration.
438
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,968
Yeah, and I have most of the
lemon meringue pie left,
439
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,013
CAROL: so let's go
to the kitchen.
FRANK: Ah, right!
440
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,232
CODY: [LAUGHING] Ahhh.
441
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,669
Hold on there, Cisco.
442
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,368
We still got some work to do
before we celebrate.
443
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,021
-Work?
-Yeah,
444
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:26,110
Basic Economics. Yeah!
445
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,764
What do you think?
Now that you got dyslexia,
446
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,157
you got an excuse to goof off.
447
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,377
Now you gotta work even harder.
448
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,423
Harder?! Oh, man.
I liked it better when
people thought I was stupid.
449
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,859
[CHUCKLNG] Yeah, sure you did.
450
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,435
Hey, it's the lovebirds.
451
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,741
What are you guys doing?
452
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,177
Working off our passion.
453
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,572
We tried playing ping pong, but
454
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,313
Gabrielle kept trying to
jump the net.
455
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,881
I'm only human.
456
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,756
It's really exciting
walking with you, Mark.
457
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,671
Watching your athletic body
458
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:08,239
cut through the winter air like
a hot knife through butter.
459
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,806
Well,
you weren't so bad yourself.
460
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,547
Your hot, sexy breath
461
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,332
coming out in steamy bursts,
462
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:14,768
fogging up my glasses.
463
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,467
I love you, Gabrielle.
464
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:19,860
I love you, Mark.
465
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,079
Okay, alright,
power walk time, guys.
466
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,386
Okay, yeah,
467
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:26,388
let's get out there
in the good old fresh oxygen.
468
00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:27,998
[CHUCKLES] Come on now.
469
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,174
Okay, one, two.
470
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:31,741
You don't hold hands
when you walk.
471
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,353
Hey, none of that, either!
472
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:36,964
Okay, that's it,
473
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,531
separate sides of the street,
you two!
474
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,708
Woof, they got it bad.
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