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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, Carol, Uncle Frank.
Is my dad here yet?
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Nope. But any minute.
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Oh, man, I can't wait 'til
he gets here.
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He said he's bringing me
an early birthday present
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that's going to change
my whole life.
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Hope it's a battery
for my watch.
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[LAUGHS]
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You know, it's been
ten fifty-eight since
last August.
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Ten fifty-eight?
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Oh, man, my dad said
he's gonna be here at
eleven o'clock.
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I better start cleaning my van.
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Well, sounds like Cody's really
excited to see his father.
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Well, I'm glad somebody is.
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Oh, come on, Frank,
your brother's not so bad.
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Carol, he's a control freak.
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Just because he's a big, rich,
real estate developer,
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personal friend of
the governors and been
written up in Time magazine,
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he thinks
he's something special.
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[CAROL LAUGHS]
[DOOR BELL]
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Come on, honey! Don't laugh.
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Now, I'll bet you...
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...the first words
out of his mouth,
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are gonna be
some kind of put down.
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Frank, you look great.
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[PATS]
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Hey, Carol.
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Frank, marrying this woman
was the smartest thing
you ever did.
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Well, who am I to argue
with a friend of the governor.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Sit down, Richard.
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Frank, the place looks great,
but I did happen to notice
you need a new roof.
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Yeah, well,
I'm way ahead of you there, pal.
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I got my crew coming over
next month to put on a
whole new tile roof.
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Tile, huh? Big mistake.
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I'd go with the
all weather composite.
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[LAUGHING] Composite?
What kind of an idiot
would use composite?
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The Governor.
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He's putting it on his mansion
next month.
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Well, he's only got to
live there four more years.
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Well, I'm on a tight schedule,
so, where's my boy?
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Oh, he's out back.
He's cleaning his van for you.
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He's still living in the van,
huh?
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Uh, is he still... kind of...?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Right.
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Cody.
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Cody?
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Hello, son!
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Dad... Dude!
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Oh, it's great to see you, kid.
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Man, it's great to see you, too.
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Hey, I was just cleaning up
my van, you know.
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I was hoping maybe
you could, uh, sleep over.
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In my guest room.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You mean, the passenger seat?
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Well, sure. When it's upright,
it's the passenger seat,
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but when it's down,
it's the guest room.
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Look, I even put a
chocolate mint on the head rest
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and Gideon Bible
in the glove box.
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[LAUGHS]
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Maybe, uh, some other time.
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Cool. [LAUGHING]
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Cody, have you ever given
any thought to moving into
a real place,
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with a kitchen and a bathroom?
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You mean, like a Winnebago?
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Or, like an apartment.
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Nah, see, to me,
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if you can't rotate the tires
and give it a lube job,
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it's just not home.
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When you see the present
I brought you,
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you may want to
change your lifestyle.
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Happy birthday, son.
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[Laughing] Thanks.
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"Lamco Real Estate Developers.
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Cody Lambert,
Senior Vice President."
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No way! You named
one of your employees after me!
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Dude, wow!
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No, son. Uh,
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you're turning twenty-one
and I'm bringing you
into my firm.
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Oh, gee, Dad,
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you know, I'm a demolition man.
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I never really pictured myself
as like a big cheese
on the executive wheel.
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, I know, but I think
it's time you stopped hitting
things with sledgehammers and
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started on a career that
has a real future.
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Besides, it'll,
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it'll give us a chance to
spend some time together.
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Well, yeah, I do miss
hanging out with you, Dad.
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Well, that's it.
It's settled then.
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You're my new
senior vice president.[CODY LAUGHS]
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We'll make a
powerful combination.
We'll...
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We'll build an empire together.
We'll...
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We'll conquer the world!
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Wow.
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Hey, Dad,
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are we just building
mini malls, or
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are we gonna like, need a navy.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future?
Could you pay the cost?
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
A second time around?
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♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My Lord
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it will be better
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♪ 'Cause you're putting
it together
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♪ For the second time around
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♪ Step by step, day by day
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♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
The stronger we stay
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♪ It will be better"
♪ The second time around
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♪ Step by Step, day by day
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♪ We'll make it better
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♪ Second time around ♪
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Are you doing that to annoy us?
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No, that's just a bonus.
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Oh, girls,
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great news.
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Do you remember my customer,
Bunny Simpson?
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That woman with the mustache?
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Yeah, that's her.
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Uh, anyway,
Bunny has these two nephews
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who just moved in
from out of town.
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And since they don't know
anybody,
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and since you two aren't
doing anything this weekend,
I thought--
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No, no, Mom, no.
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The last guy
you fixed me up with
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showed up in a T shirt
that said, "I'm With Stupid."
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Hey, at least
he got your name right.
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Mom, going on a date
with a guy is
a major commitment.
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I don't want to
spend an evening with someone
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unless it's going to be
a meaningful experience.
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What do they look like?
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Well, I haven't actually
met them. But Bunny says that
they are very pleasant looking.
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Pleasant looking?
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Do you know what that means,
Mom?
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What?
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[BOTH HOWLING]
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Alright, alright, alright,
I won't force you.
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But since you two
don't have plans Saturday night,
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you can help me clean the sinks
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in the beauty salon.
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It's...
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...hair clog night.
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Mom.
Yes?
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Okay, we'll go.
But that's blackmail.
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Yeah, and
I'm really good at it.
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Morning, everybody.
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Let's take a seat, please.
We have a lot to discuss.
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This is a big, big day
in the history of Lamco.
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As you've probably heard,
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I've decided
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to appoint my son
as a senior vice president.
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I know he's a, uh,
he's a bit of a free spirit,
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but I think when he gets
a little...
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...experience under his belt,
he'll fit in just fine.
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Dad, dude!
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Man, you're not going to
believe this.
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There's this chick down
at the front desk
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and she's giving away
free coffee and doughnuts.
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Come on, everybody,
follow me, come on.
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RICHARD: Cody,
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Cody, we can check out
the doughnuts later.
We need to start this meeting
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Good idea. [LAUGHS]
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No wonder you're the lead dog,
huh?
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Everybody, I'd I'd like
you to meet your
new senior vice president,
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Cody Lambert.
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Dudesie! Jackson!
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Actually, uh, I'm Jackson.
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No way. 'Jackson, dudesie.'
Alright.
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Cody, have a seat.
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Uh, yeah.
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Mr. Jackson, you have
the report on the
Midtown Mall Project.
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Yes, sir. The, uh,
the bank financing has
finally been approved.
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So, it looks like
we'll be able to
break ground next month.
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As long as we get the permits
by the end of the month.
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Whoa. Is it me,
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or is the room spinning?
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Cody, Mr. Jackson is
still in the middle of
his report.
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Whoa, hey.
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Busted by the head honcho, huh?
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Alright, back to action,
Jackson.
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As a fiduciary responsibility,
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the bank requires a
completion bond
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to insure against any
inflationary realities.
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Dude!
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Check out this view. [LAUGHS]
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Man, you can see all the way
to Lake Michigan.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Why don't we take this
little powwow down to
the beach, man.
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We can throw around a Frisbee,
build some sand castles.
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Whoa!
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Incoming idea!
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Dad! Dudes!
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Why don't we build a mall
at the beach in the shape
of a sand castle?
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Yeah, that would be
a killer idea.
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Dudesie! Jackson! Come on.
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
let's take a short break.
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Give me a chance to
bring our new vice president
up to speed.
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Yeah, alright.
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Hey, Jackson,
score me a bear claw, dude.
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Sure.
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Cody.
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When you were a boy,
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it was okay to
spin in chairs and
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throw Frisbee at the beach.
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CODY: Yeah.
RICHARD: But that part
of your life is over.
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It is?
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Yes. You're an adult now,
and you have to start acting
like one.
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Now,
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I want you to
take this credit card
and go out and buy yourself
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a couple of business suits.
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And when you come back,
come by my office.
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and we'll talk about how we can
make you into a businessman.
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Aw, gee, Dad,
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I don't know if I was
cut out to be a businessman.
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Oh, sure you were. Trust me.
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You just do what I say,
and in no time,
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you'll be just like
your old man.
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Gee,
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that'll be great.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hello, Cody.
Hey.
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What's the matter, pal?
You look a little blue.
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Oh, yeah, it must be this tie,
man. It's kind of cutting off
my circulation.
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No, Cody, I mean,
you seem a bit down.
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Ah, yeah, you know,
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I wish I could fit into
my father's business, but
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I guess it's just not my style.
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In fact,
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you know, if it wasn't for
my swivel chair, and
the opportunity to send
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E-mail to Boris Yeltsin,
I'd be going out of my mind.
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[CODY LAUGHS]
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I guess I'm just not
having any fun being
senior vice president.
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Well, have you thought
about quitting?
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Yeah, but I wish I could.
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Yeah, but my father says
it's the best thing to do.
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And you know he always knows
what's right.
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Well, Cody,
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I'm not so sure.
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I mean,
when I got out of school,
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your dad told me I should go
into the real estate
development business with him.
249
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,572
He said, "You can't make any
real money being a contractor."
250
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,705
What if you want to
have a family?
251
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,968
How are you going to
support them on a
contractor's salary, huh?"
252
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:50,797
Well, I'm taking care
of my family just fine.
253
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,843
and I'm a lot happier now
than if I'd gone into
real estate with him.
254
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,673
You understand?
255
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,109
I mean,
256
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,720
you understand
what I'm trying to say?
257
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,026
Yeah. You want me
to be a contractor.
258
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,639
No, no, no, Cody, wha--
What I'm saying...
259
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,120
is that you have to do
what you want to do,
260
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,688
not what somebody else
wants you to do. Even,
261
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,735
if that somebody else
is your father.
262
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,389
You know something,
Uncle Frank, you're right.
263
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,304
It's time for me to be
my own man.That's right.
264
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,480
My father needs to hear that
loud and clear.
265
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,091
Would you mind telling him...
just like that.
266
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:30,010
No, I'm afraid that's something
you have to do yourself.
267
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,099
Yeah, I was afraid
you'd say that.
268
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:34,841
[SIGHS]
269
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:39,410
Hi, Frank.
Oh,
270
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,543
ladies, you look very nice.
271
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,240
Thanks. Where's Mom?
272
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,591
Uh, she had to chaperone
Mark's school dance.
273
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,680
Sure. She just wanted to
get out of here
274
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,248
'cause those guys
she set us up with
are going to be losers.
275
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,685
Oh, don't worry. Once they
get a look at you two,
they'll run
276
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,904
screaming into the night.
277
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,343
Yeah. Like they're lining up
to go out with you, Fabio.
278
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,916
[BELL DINGS]
279
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,222
Oh, no. They're here.
280
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,919
Alright, alright, now come on.
281
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,879
For all you guys know,
these fellas could look like
282
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,359
Luke Perry or Tom Cruise.
283
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,455
[GARY HOLDS BACK SNEEZE]
284
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,807
Ah choo!
285
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,551
LARRY: Huh-huh, huh-huh.
GARRY: Heh-heh, heh-heh.
286
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,118
GARRY: Heh-heh, heh-heh.
LARRY: Huh-huh, huh-huh.
287
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,340
Heh heh. Fake snot. Heh heh.
288
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,125
Yeah, fake snot's cool.
289
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,562
GARRY: Yeah, ya, ya.
290
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,869
We're here for Dana and Karen.
291
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,611
Oh, girls,
292
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,395
ha, your dates are here.
293
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,485
Check out the babes.
294
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,836
Which one do you want?
Huh huh.
295
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,707
I'll I'll take the blonde one.
[GRUNTS]
296
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,535
She looks like she wants me.
Heh heh.
297
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,841
[GARRY GRUNTS]
298
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,976
I get it.
299
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,283
You are pretending to be
300
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,155
that Beavis and Bone head guys.
301
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,767
The old dude called me
302
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,073
Bone head.
[GARY LAUGHS]
303
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,119
Hey,
304
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,468
old dude,
305
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,514
it's Butt head.
306
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:27,867
As I look closer, you are
definitely a butt head.
307
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:30,870
LARRY: Huh-huh.
308
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,697
Well, I think you four
should just
309
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,352
go out and have yourselves
a super time!
310
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,965
Okay? Alright. Life is so good.
311
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,014
I have an idea.
312
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:47,408
Why don't you guys go ahead and
313
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,018
we'll meet you at the theater.
314
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,978
Which theater? Huh-huh.
315
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,501
It doesn't matter.
316
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,853
Huh huh. I think the chicks
are trying to
317
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,246
ditch us. Huh huh.
318
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,725
Yeah, yeah, who cares?
319
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:02,727
Huh-uh. Let's go to
Victoria's Secret.
320
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,512
They're changing the clothes
on the mannequins tonight.
321
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,774
[BOTH LAUGHING]
322
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,603
All right, that's it.
323
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,432
LARRY: The old dude's giving me
a shirt wedgie.
324
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,522
Wedgies are cool.
325
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,711
Mom is dead.
326
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:34,107
We've got to stop her from
fixing us up all the time.
327
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,457
Yeah, well,
I have an idea, but...
328
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,026
It would be too cruel.
329
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,506
More cruel than setting us up
with a couple of morons
330
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,291
who showed up with
Snot-in-a-Can?
331
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,729
Girls, this could get ugly.
332
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,735
Ugly is cool. Heh heh.
333
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,781
KAREN: Yeah, huh-uh.
334
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,016
Hi, honey.
Oh, hi.
335
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,279
Hey, how was the dance?
336
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,369
Fantastic. I spent
the whole night out on
the dance floor,
337
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,328
shaking my groove thing.
338
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,593
Next time I'm going to
ask a girl to join me.
339
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,163
So, did you meet
Garry and Larry?
340
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,773
What were they like?
Were they cute?
341
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,384
Oh, honey,
like a couple of TV stars.
342
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,082
Oh! [LAUGHS]
343
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,258
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Great. Oh, I'll get it.
344
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,609
Hello?
Hi, Mom? It's Dana.
345
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,003
Oh, hi, Dana.
346
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,875
Oh, are you having a good time,
sweetheart.
347
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,834
Yeah. And after the movie,
we went for a drive.
348
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,228
We're in this place called,
Lake Puckaway.
349
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,405
Lake Puckaway?
350
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,234
Well, Dana, that's over
a hundred miles from here.
351
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,323
Yeah, and
352
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,847
the car kind of ran out of gas.
353
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,589
But don't worry, Mom.
'Cause, luckily, it stopped
right in front of this motel.
354
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,116
Oh, Dana,
355
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,553
Dana, that sounds
very suspicious.
356
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,295
I mean, in my day, when
boys did that, they were
trying to put the make on you.
357
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,557
[GASPS]
358
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,650
Oh, I don't think Garry and
Larry are those kind of guys.
359
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,826
Oh, Garry!
360
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,046
Stop that. You know how
ticklish I am.
361
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,092
Frank, we have to go
rescue the girls.
362
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,573
Is something wrong?
No, I'll explain later.
363
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,836
Okay, who's next in the shower?
364
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,055
[GIGGLES]
365
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,231
Larry, let go of my towel!
366
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,146
Larry,
367
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,191
you let go of her towel!
368
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,107
Dana, we are coming
to get you right now!
369
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,196
Frank, get your shotgun.
370
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,374
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
371
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,422
Going somewhere, Mom?
372
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,641
I bet she's going to
Lake Puckaway.
373
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,516
Oh, I don't think
this is funny at all.
374
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,735
Mom, those guys
were a nightmare.
375
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,738
When they showed up,
they blew fake snot
all over Frank.
376
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,523
And that was the most
charming thing they did.
377
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,484
Fine, fine, I won't fix you up
on blind dates anymore.
378
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,096
But was it really necessary
to scare me to death.
379
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,577
Yeah, uh, scaring mom.
380
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,579
That's cool. Huh-uh.
381
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,016
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom. Yeah.
382
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,498
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
383
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:35,984
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
384
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,732
Frank.
Richard.
385
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,300
I got a call from Cody saying
he wanted to talk about
something important.
386
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,736
Do you have any idea
what it's about?
387
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,173
Yes, I do, but it's between
you and him,
388
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:54,307
and I'm just gonna stay
out of it. So, come on in.
389
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,178
Oh, by the way, Frank,
390
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,225
I've decided I just can't
let you waste money
on a tile roof.
391
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,748
So I brought along a
392
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,750
sample of the composite. And,
393
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,144
I picked out the perfect color
for your house.
394
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:07,537
What do you think
of your new roof?
395
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,454
Alright, I'm not gonna
stay out of it.
396
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:15,241
Richard, I am sick and tired
of you making other people's
decisions for them.
397
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:18,374
Hey, it comes in other colors.
398
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,247
I'm not talking about
the shingles. I'm talking
about Cody.
399
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,510
You made him come to
work for you and he hates it.
400
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,382
Oh, come on. He just needs
a little time to adjust
to the new job.
401
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,037
He's not adjusting, Richard,
he's miserable.
402
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,692
And if you'd spend more time
listening to him than
lecturing him,
403
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,607
you'd probably already know
that by now.
404
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,086
Look, Frank, I know you're just
trying to help, but I think
405
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,741
I know more about my son
than you do.
406
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,569
Then tell me.
407
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,919
Why would he rather live
in my driveway than your house?
408
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,283
Hey, Dad. I thought I heard
your limo pull up.
409
00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,807
Son, listen, I--
410
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,939
Hey, look, Dad, this isn't easy
for me to say,
411
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:03,985
so I'd appreciate it
if you'd just hear me out.
412
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,248
I don't think I was cut out
to be senior vice president.
413
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,597
I agree.
414
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:10,339
Now, look, Dad,
don't interrupt me, okay?
415
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,080
I've made up my mind,
and I'm quitting.
416
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,038
Now, real estate may be
a real cool job for you,
417
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,910
you know, but it's just
not making me happy.
418
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,217
You're right.
Dad, you are
a beautiful guy.
419
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,783
But just don't interrupt me,
okay?
420
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:23,613
Sometimes you just
need to listen, alright?
421
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,137
I'm hanging up my
three-piece suit and
I'm going back to demolition.
422
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,096
Cody!
Because it's what's
best for me.
423
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,837
I agree with you.
424
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,534
You do?
425
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,623
Whoa, I must be more persuasive
than I thought.
426
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,410
Listen, son, sit down. Please.
427
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,633
I think I owe you an apology.
428
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,201
I've railroaded you
into this job
429
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:50,423
without even asking you
if it's something you
wanted to do.
430
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,861
Yeah, I guess you and me
just march to the beat
of a different bongo, huh?
431
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,126
You sure you took the right kid
home from the hospital?
432
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,261
I'm positive.
433
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,220
You're my son.
I want you to be happy.
434
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,614
But, I will miss seeing you
around the office.
435
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,007
Board meetings are pretty dull
when you're not there.
436
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,880
Yeah, you're an okay dude, Dad.
[LAUGHS]
437
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:16,275
So are you... Jackson.
438
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,190
Oh, and you're a lot smarter
than I gave you credit for.
439
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,238
You know that "sand castle
by the beach" mall idea you had.
440
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,718
Apparently, the public liked it.
441
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,720
We break ground, next summer.
442
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:31,028
Awesome. Sand castle mall
by the beach. Alright.
443
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,117
One piece of advice,
though, Dad.
444
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,337
Don't build too close
to the tide.
445
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,517
Son,
446
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:43,911
you're a good man.
447
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,870
So are you, Dad.
448
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,089
[CODY LAUGHS]
449
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:50,134
[FRANK LAUGHS]
450
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,312
Oh, buddy.
451
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,236
Oh, hi, girls. Come on in,
Mrs. Quinn.
452
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,283
I am so glad you're here.
453
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,503
Mrs. Quinn's nephew is in
from out of town and he's
454
00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:12,374
looking for someone to
go to the movies with.
455
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,768
Mom, I thought we
went over this.
456
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,247
No more blind dates.
457
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:21,383
Are you sure? He's really
very pleasant looking.
458
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:25,605
No offense, Mrs. Quinn, but
we just don't like going out
with guys we haven't met.
459
00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:26,736
I understand.
460
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:28,738
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
461
00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,393
Oh, I'll get it.
462
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,485
Hi.
Hi.
463
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,886
Uh, Aunt Clara, you ready to go?
464
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,409
Sure, Johnny.
465
00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,498
Listen, uh, any luck
finding me a date?
466
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,413
Nope, still looking.
467
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,854
Did you tell them
I was on "Full House?
468
00:22:57,941 --> 00:23:00,857
So sorry, they just
don't like blind dates.
469
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:12,347
KAREN: Out of my way.
I want him.
470
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,001
DANA: Forget it. He's mine!
Johnny, wait.
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