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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[CODY INHALES DEEPLY]
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What are you yahoos doing?
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BRENDAN: Cody's giving us
a karate demonstration.
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Yeah. He's going
to break these boards
with his head.
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You're kidding.
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It's all a matter of physics.
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I mean, you know,
when it comes to density,
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my head is a lot thicker
than this wood.
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[CHUCKLES] Well,
what can I say?
Knock yourself out.
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Now, remember, kids,
I'm a professional.
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Do not try this at home.
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[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
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[YELLS]
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Okay, that was
a practice swing.
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Cody, maybe you better stop.
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Oh, no way.
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I just got my forehead
all nice and flat.
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Yeah.
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[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
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[YELLS]
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Good news, I think I heard
something crack.
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Okay.
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This time we go for broke.
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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Is it me, or is it just
getting dark in here?
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Boy, I sure hope
kids don't try
this at home.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ The dream, got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
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♪ Could you pay the cost
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
A second time around?
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♪ Woah-a, woah-a
When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ Say, "My lord,
I think I found someone"
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♪ You know it would be better
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♪ To be putting it together
For the second time around
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♪ Step by step
Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
The stronger we stay
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♪ And we'll be better
The second time around
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♪ Step by step
Day by day
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♪ We'll make it better
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♪ The second time around ♪
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Okay, Mrs. Schmidt,
here's your coffee.
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Carol, I sure hope this
makeover is gonna
make me glamorous.
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[COUGHS]
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Oh, don't worry.
Just go back in the shop,
get under the dryer,
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and in no time at all,
you'll look just like
Cybill Shepherd.
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Or a German Shepherd.
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Carol, did you wash
my hockey jersey?
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Yeah, doesn't it look nice?
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No. You washed
all the blood stains out.
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How am I supposed to
intimidate people
if I'm "whiter than white?"
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Gee, I'm sorry, Al.
Well, maybe Mark will
have one of his nosebleeds
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and drip all over it.
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I hope so.
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Mom, I need your help.
Mmm-hmm.
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You know that
modeling audition
I have tomorrow?
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Well, I've been trying out
some new facial expressions
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to show the photographer
my range.
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This shouldn't take long.
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Al.
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Go ahead, honey.
Okay.
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I call this,
"Caught By Surprise."
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[GASPS]
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This, I call,
"Deep in Thought."
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Now, be brutally honest.
What do you think?
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I think you're an idiot.
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Al, Al.
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You know, I'm really
getting sick of this.
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Why are you
always insulting me?
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Hey, we drew straws.
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JT got Dana,
I got you.
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Oh, who cares
what you think anyway?
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Mom, what did you think
of my facial expressions?
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Well, I think you're
very talented. [CHUCKLES]
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But what's wrong with
just being yourself?
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Being myself isn't enough.
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They're looking for
the official StopJeans Girl.
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They're scouring
malls nationwide,
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looking for the girl
whose face says, "Stop."
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Well, your face certainly...
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Go ahead, honey.
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If I get this job, my face
will be on billboards
across the country.
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I better go upstairs.
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I still have to work on
"Joy," "Anguish"
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and "Truly Moved by
an Inexpensive Gift."
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Hey, Carol,
I got a look for you.
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"I'm Your Daughter
and I'm Brain dead."
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Frank, I know you
and your buddies
are going to play poker,
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and I was wondering
if, maybe tonight,
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I could sit in
with the big dogs?
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Mark, uh, poker's, uh,
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it's a man's game.
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Exactly my point, Frank.
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I've been raised by women.
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I need some manly
influence in my life.
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I want to be
a five card stud!
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Well, Mark,
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I wouldn't feel right
about letting you gamble,
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but if you want to hang out
with us guys tonight,
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you can, uh,
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you can be in charge
of snacks, okay?
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Really? You mean,
I get to be the caterer?
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Do the guys like Brie?
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Only if she pops out of a cake.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Okay, the boys
are back in town!
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Hey, Frank.
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Hey, hey.
Table is set up.
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Hey, how you doing? Hi.
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Hey, guys, wait a minute.
Where's Floyd?
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Floyd.
Floyd's wife wouldn't
let him play.
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Why not?
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Ah, she said she wanted
to go out to dinner.
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She said something
about their twenty fifth
wedding anniversary.
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Women.
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Well, enough
of this small talk.
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We gotta find a fourth guy
to play poker with us.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, Uncle Frank.
Huh?
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You're not going
to believe this.
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You know what
I just found out?
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Little Michelle on Full House
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is actually two people.
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Life is just full of
disappointments, huh?
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It sure is.
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Cody, we're a man short.
You got any money?
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Yeah.
Good, you're in.
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Five card stud,
nothing wild.
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I bet a buck.
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Oh, no, wait, hold on.
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You know, I am not
a gambling man.
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Oh, why's that, Cody?
Afraid of losing?
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Well, no. I'm what you
call a born winner.
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A lucky stiff.
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I got the Midol touch.
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See, I've only gambled
once in my life,
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and it nearly ruined me.
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Yeah, and it all
started innocently enough.
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You know, I was playing
bingo on a Navajo reservation.
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After I won the first
seventy two games
in a row, I figured,
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"Okay, beginner's
luck," right?
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But it didn't stop there.
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I didn't just win at Bingo.
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I won at Keno,
Roulette, Black Jack.
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I even won at
"Guess the Chief's Weight."
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I couldn't figure out
why I kept winning,
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and then this old dude
explained it to me.
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He said, "It's the curse."
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Wait, who, who said
it's a curse?
Some old Indian?
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No, some old insurance salesman
from Spokane, Washington.
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He said that once a century,
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the deities that be
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point a fickle finger of fate
at some poor sap
and curse him with good luck.
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Well, Uncle Frank,
I am that poor sap.
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You know,
I'm listening real hard,
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but I still don't know
what the boy
is talking about.
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Well, don't you get it?
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Too much
good luck is a curse.
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Nobody likes you
if you win all the time.
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That's why I don't want
to take a chance
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on starting my
good luck streak again.
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Uh, guys, just a second here.
Cody, come here,
let me talk to you.
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Listen, if, if I could guarantee
that you don't win,
would you consider playing?
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Well, yeah. But how could
you be sure I wouldn't win?
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Well, when was the last time
you played poker?
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When I was eleven.
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Oh, I'll guarantee
you won't win.
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Okay, but I hope Lady Luck
doesn't shake her
groove thing at me tonight.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's in, guys, he's in.
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Well, all right.
Settle down here.
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George, you want to move it!
You're in my lucky chair.
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Okay, guys, five card draw.
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Nothing's wild.
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No check and raise
and pot limit
on the betting, okay?
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Here we go.
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Okay, George, talk to me.
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Give me three.
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Three? Oh, George wants three.
Okay, Virg?
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I'll take two.
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Two for Virg.
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Cody?
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Hey, Uncle Frank.
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Is four kings a good hand?
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Just about as good
as you can get.
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[SIGHS] I knew it.
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I'll take four.
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The Codeman wants
one, two, three and four.
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Dealer takes one.
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I bet a buck.
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I'll see your buck.
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Uh, Cody,
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you're going to have to
look at your cards.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Okay, everybody.
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The photographer will be
ready to take a look
at you in a minute.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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How do I look?
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Am I wearing
too much makeup?
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Not enough?
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Do I look stylish,
yet not too perfect
to be the girl next door?
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Sure.
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Look, this audition
better not take long.
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Relax, Al. It'll just
take a few minutes,
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then we'll go down
to the sporting goods store
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and we'll get you
your hockey bat.
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00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,367
Carol, it's not a bat,
it's a stick.
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Look, that's Tim Yates.
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He's a famous
New York fashion photographer.
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Hello, everybody.
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I'm Tim Yates,
the famous New York
fashion photographer.
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As you know, I've been
combing the country looking
for the StopJeans Girl.
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Basically, I'm sick and tired
of living out of a suitcase,
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so, uh, hopefully,
one of you girls
is the right one.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, by the way, uh,
sucking up
won't do you any good.
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I'm not seeing it.
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This campaign is "Jeans
With An Attitude."
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All I see here is pretty.
Pretty is bad?
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No, pretty's been done.
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I wish for once,
I could find a girl who had
a little bit of an edge.
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Edge.
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Yo, maestro, what is
the holdup here?
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Al!
Pick a prissbag and move on.
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Shh.
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She didn't mean
to interrupt.
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00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,728
No, no, it's okay. It makes me
feel like I'm back in New York.
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Come here, honey.
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Who're you calling "honey?"
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Love the attitude.
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I'm seeing "edge" here.
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What's your name?
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Al.
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How would you like
to be a model?
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No way.
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Pays two hundred
bucks an hour.
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Hey, hey, I'm your man.
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All right.
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[SCREAMING]
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This is so unfair.
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I kill myself
to get this modeling job
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and all she does is
show up, act rude,
251
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,546
and she's the one they hire.
252
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,200
Hey, when you're hot,
you're hot.
253
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,941
And I guess I'm hot
and you're not.
254
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,856
Al.
Shut up,
you little grub worm.
255
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,075
Karen.
Oh, make me, Barbie.
256
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,424
All right, can it.
257
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,600
You know, I am sick
of all this arguing.
258
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,081
So just knock it off,
button it,
stick a sock in it...
259
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,430
Hi, Carol.
260
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,084
Hi, Marion.
How are you?
261
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,826
Love your purse.
262
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,567
Have I made myself
perfectly clear?
263
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:53,702
Mother, I'm not going to
sit around while this no good,
back stabbing little...
264
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,008
Hey, Karen.
265
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,184
Hi, Bobby. [GIGGLES]
See you at the game.
266
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,228
Nice haircut.
267
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,843
Well, I don't remember
what I was saying,
but you stink.
268
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,978
And you don't have a clue
about what it takes
to be a model.
269
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,982
Oh, right. It's really hard to
stand there and look like
a brain dead moron.
270
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,463
Hey, Al.
Shut up. I'm in the middle
of an argument.
271
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,292
You are so rude.
272
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,859
Oh, eat my shorts.
273
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,686
All right!
274
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,558
There will be
no more name calling
275
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,822
and no more suggestions
that people eat things.
276
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,130
Okay, fine.
277
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,307
As far as I'm concerned,
the argument is over.
278
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,178
But can I say one thing?
279
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,398
Sure.
280
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:39,313
You might think
modeling's easy,
281
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,881
but when you're up there,
under those hot lights,
282
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,013
with twenty people
telling you how to smile,
283
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,103
how to stand,
"look over here,
look over there,"
284
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,149
you're gonna choke.
285
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,586
Are you through?
286
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,501
Sure.
287
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:56,634
Good. Al, would you
go get your hockey
bat thingie?
288
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,028
And, Karen,
would you sit down?
I want to talk to you.
289
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,073
Fine.
290
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:05,252
Karen, I know how important
this modeling job was to you,
291
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,862
and I am sorry
you did not get it,
292
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,430
but that is no reason
to lash out at Al.
293
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,606
I can't believe this.
You're taking her side.
294
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,869
No, I am not taking
anyone's side.
295
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,958
I'm treating you
both the same.
296
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,134
Well, that's not the way
it's supposed to be.
297
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:22,182
I'm your daughter,
she's just your step-daughter.
298
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:26,708
Oh, is that the way
you still think of her?
As just a step-sister?
299
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,710
Well, she is, isn't she?
300
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,147
Well, technically, yes.
301
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,628
But I don't think of us
as Fosters and Lamberts,
302
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,673
I think of us as one family.
303
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,284
We live in one house.
304
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,242
We care about each other.
305
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,070
And frankly,
after almost three years,
306
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,943
I would think that you would
feel the same way, too.
307
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,509
I'm sorry, but I don't.
308
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,780
Aw, geez.
309
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:00,785
You know...
310
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,267
You...
311
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:10,099
Well, I hope you're
happy, Uncle Frank.
312
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,797
You guaranteed me
I wouldn't win at poker,
313
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,409
but I did win, didn't I?
314
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:19,239
And I've had nothing
but good luck all day,
and it's all your fault.
315
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:22,155
Cody, you played one hand
of poker, you won,
316
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,460
and ran screaming
from the house.
317
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,766
Now, what's the problem?
318
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,203
The curse.
That's the problem!
319
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,597
Yeah.
320
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,774
I went down to the hardware
store this morning
to get myself some spackle.
321
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,995
Ooh, sure, sounds
innocent enough.
322
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:39,215
But, what I didn't know
is that I'd be their
ten thousandth customer
323
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,608
and win a hundred bucks.
324
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,089
Yeah.
325
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,308
Yeah, you know, I felt guilty
about the money, so I tried
to spend it all in one place.
326
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:49,965
Do you have any idea how much
spackle you can buy
for a hundred bucks?
327
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,450
Cody, just relax.
There is no such thing
as a good luck curse.
328
00:16:56,537 --> 00:17:00,454
Oh, yeah? Well, then
explain this if you will.
329
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,631
I was so overwrought
by that whole spackle debacle,
330
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:07,330
that I went over to
7-Eleven, you know,
to get myself a Slurpee.
331
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,942
I give the guy a buck,
he gives me
a quarter back, right?
332
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,380
Ah, but not just any quarter.
333
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:17,471
He gives me a Civil War quarter
from the Civil War,
worth eight hundred bucks.
334
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,822
Yeah, you think
I got a lot of spackle,
335
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:24,956
you should see
how many Slurpees I've got
in the back of my van.
336
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,222
Cody, if you're that upset,
why don't you just stay
in the house and lay low, huh?
337
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:32,007
I'm sure nothing good
is gonna happen to you here.
338
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:35,010
Yeah, from your mouth
to God's ears.
339
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,317
[PHONE RINGS]
340
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,361
[SHATTERING]
341
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,452
Would you get
the phone for me, Cody?
342
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,896
Hello, Lambert residence.
Cody Lambert speaking.
343
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,637
My favorite radio station?
344
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,857
WRGB. Why?
345
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,513
Oh, great.
346
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,558
Yeah, I won a cruise
to the Bahamas.
347
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,615
She's almost ready.
She's almost ready!
348
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:15,703
What am I, deaf?
349
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,372
Here comes the kid!
350
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,764
You look great, honey.
351
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,766
Thanks.
She's a little nervous.
352
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,203
Yeah, perfectly natural.
353
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,118
Uh, Al, honey, I want you
to meet some people.
354
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,816
This is Betty Jenkins
and Marty Green
with McCormick Advertising.
355
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,252
Hi.
Hi.
356
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,906
Yeah, uh, Al, honey,
come on over here
357
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,821
and stand in the light
so we can get a look at you.
358
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:48,866
Hmm.
359
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,216
I thought she'd be taller.
360
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,391
She's sweating like crazy.
361
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,740
Somebody wipe her down.
362
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,089
BETTY: She doesn't
look very happy.
363
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,177
Doesn't she smile?
364
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,397
Al, give us a smile, honey.
365
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,094
BETTY: That's not a smile.
366
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,401
No, bigger smile, sweetheart.
Show us some teeth.
367
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:02,619
MARTY: Has she ever
done this before?
368
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,707
No, it's her first time.
369
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,752
I was afraid of that.
370
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,232
She looks sick.
371
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,537
You're not gonna hurl,
are you, honey?
372
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,888
Uh, look,
373
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,455
it's really hot out here.
374
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,587
I need some air.
375
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,764
Al, where are you going?
376
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,635
Oh, I thought I'd go
for a little walk.
377
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,985
Where?
Home.
378
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,205
Hey, are we working or what?
379
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,339
Look, Mr. Famous New York
Fashion Photographer,
we need a minute.
380
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,644
Hey, who's in charge here?
381
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,255
Me. We're taking a break.
382
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,694
We're taking a break.
383
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:36,218
Look, Al, I know
you're nervous,
but you're going to do great.
384
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,133
No, I'm not.
385
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,830
Karen's right.
386
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,180
I don't know
how to be a model.
387
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,314
I just want to go home.
388
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:48,970
Well, I, I don't want
to force you to do anything
you don't want to do.
389
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,538
I'll, uh, I'll go talk
to the photographer
390
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,670
and tell him he has
to get another model.
391
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:54,715
Mom, wait.
392
00:19:56,543 --> 00:20:00,634
Karen, what are
you doing here?
393
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:04,115
Well, I came to watch
Al fall on her face,
394
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,422
but I kind of
changed my mind.
395
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,163
Can I talk to her
for a second?
396
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,078
Please?
397
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,341
Sure.
398
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,345
What do you want?
399
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:20,480
Look, I was really jealous
about you getting the job.
400
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,961
But, when I saw what
a hard time you were
having up there,
401
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,398
I felt really bad for you.
402
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,141
Wait a minute.
You felt bad for me?
403
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,362
Hey, I know what it feels
like to be up there
in front of those lights.
404
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,538
It's scary.
405
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:39,150
Everybody's picking at you
and talking about you
like you're a piece of meat.
406
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,589
I know what
you're going through,
407
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,156
and it's really important
for us to stick together.
408
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,768
Why? 'Cause we're models?
409
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,771
Because,
410
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,817
because we're sisters.
411
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,735
Really?
412
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,215
You think of me
as your sister?
413
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,565
Well, yeah.
414
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,785
Oh, that's so sweet.
415
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,922
Thanks, Karen.
That's really nice.
416
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,185
But I still can't get
up there and do this.
417
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,970
Yes, you can.
418
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,233
All you need is an attitude.
419
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,975
What kind of attitude?
420
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,890
That "edge" thing.
421
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,718
Just get up there and be
that rude little snot
422
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,285
that they loved so much
at the audition.
423
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,331
Hey, I can do that.
424
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,898
All right, let's
carve this turkey.
425
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:33,030
I got a hockey game
in three hours.
426
00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,905
You know, Karen,
sometimes you
really surprise me.
427
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,733
Sometimes I surprise myself.
428
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:44,433
All right, let's see why
people call me a genius.
429
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,007
[SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLEPLAYING]
430
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:55,139
♪ Simply irresistible
431
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:06,063
♪ Simply irresistible she's so fine there's no tellin where the money went
432
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:13,201
♪ Simply irresistible
She's all mine,
there's no other way to go
433
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:18,337
♪ Simply irresistible she's so fine there's no tellin where the money went
434
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,036
♪ Simply irresistible ♪
435
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,783
I really appreciate
you helping me, Dana.
436
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,001
There you go,
I think it's dry.
437
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,655
Go ahead,
move your finger.
438
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,528
Perfect. Okay,
step number four,
439
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,531
[EXPLOSION]
440
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:40,794
What was that?
441
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,012
Just Cody working
in the backyard.
442
00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:46,669
[GASPS]
443
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,412
Hey, Code,
are you all right?
444
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,415
Yeah. Never better,
Uncle Frank.
445
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,461
The acetylene tank just
blew up in my van.
446
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,028
Nearly took my head off.
447
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,075
And that's a good thing?
448
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,381
Yeah, buddy.
449
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,732
Well, don't you guys get it?
450
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:07,734
I just had
an industrial accident.
451
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,300
That's bad luck.
452
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,867
That means my
winning streak is over.
453
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,608
Now I can just put out
the fire in my van,
454
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:14,436
and, uh, kick back
and enjoy life.
455
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:17,265
I'm coming, Lucille.
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