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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Dudes! Dudes!
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Impending doom!
Red alert!
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Attention,
K Mart shoppers.
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Problem, Cody?
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Ah, yeah,
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I just had this really
weird dream about Al.
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It was like
a warning, a premonition,
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a fax
from the cosmos.
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Check it out:
Al is going to jail.
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Cody, relax.
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Just because you dreamed it,
doesn't mean it's going
to happen.
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Karen's right.
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There is absolutely
no scientific basis for
believing in premonitions.
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[SCOFFS]
Scoff if you will,
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old pooh-poohers
of the paranormal,
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but I know what I saw.
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It was Al.
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Dude, she was
wearing a striped shirt
with numbers on it,
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and she was
standing behind bars.
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Ha, ha. Check it out,
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she is going to jail.
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Hey, guys, check out
my new hamster.
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See him?
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Wow!
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It's just like
my premonition.
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Striped shirt.
Numbers on it.
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Behind bars.
Ha ha.
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Oh, and dude, this explains
that big wheel in her cell.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ The dream got broken
Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
Could you pay the cost
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
A second time around?
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♪ Woah-oh, woah-oh
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♪ When the tears are over
And the moment has come
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♪ Say "My lord,
I think I found someone"
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♪ And no one would be better
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♪ To be putting it together
For the second time around
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♪ Step by step
Day by day
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♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
The stronger we stay
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♪ And we'll be better
The second time around
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♪ Step by step
Day by day
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♪ We'll be better
The second time around ♪
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I'm too tired to chew.
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I'm so tired,
I've got Al's bra on
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and I don't even care
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Ah, man,
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did you guys hear
Dad snoring last night?
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It sounded like a seal
trying to hock up a loogie.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Dad, you have got to
do something
about your snoring.
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You kept
everyone up all night.
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It wasn't me snoring.
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It was Carol.
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My mother snores?
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Uh, how unattractive.
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I hope
it's not hereditary.
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Hello, everybody.
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Isn't it a
beautiful morning?
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What?
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Nobody got
any sleep last night
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because somebody
was snoring.
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That's funny, I didn't
hear you snoring.
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It wasn't me snoring.
It was you.
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Me?
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That's impossible.
Women don't snore.
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It's a guy thing.
It's like...
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Spitting and scratching.
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Well, if it
wasn't you snoring,
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there was a big moose
with a blond wig
sleeping with me.
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Well, that is ridiculous.
I have never
snored in my life.
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Why would I
suddenly start now?
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Well, actually, Mom,
there's a very good
medical explanation.
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You see, it's all part
of the aging process.
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First, your nasal passages
are collapsing,
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your uvula is elongating,
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and face it, Mom,
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gravity's taking
everything down south.
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Well, well, Mark,
not everything.
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Well, I don't care
what anybody says,
I was not snoring.
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Mother, we all
heard it.
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All right,
what did it sound like?
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[ALL SNORING]
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Oh, Dana, guess what?
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Elaine is covering
for me tomorrow
at the beauty salon,
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so I thought you and I
could go check out
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that new exhibit
at the art museum.
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Ah, Mom,
you know I'd love to,
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but I'm going
to Chicago tomorrow.
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I have an interview
at the college
with the Dean of Admissions.
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You have
an interview tomorrow?
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Why didn't you
tell me about that?
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Mom... [SIGHS]
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let me try and say this
in a way that
won't hurt your feelings
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Sometimes you can just be
a big pain in the butt.
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Well, thank you,
sweetheart.
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That's just what
every mother
wants to hear.
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Well, Mom, come on.
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If I told you
about this trip,
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you'd want to come along
and you would
treat me like a baby.
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I would not.
Mom.
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You would pick out
my outfit, do my hair,
make my lunch,
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and probably
cut the crusts
off my sandwich.
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But, you like it that way.
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Mom, it's only for one day.
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And I really want
to do this by myself.
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[SIGHS]
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All right.
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But you
have to promise me you'll be
careful. Alright.
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And don't talk to strangers.
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Big cities have
a lot of weirdos in them.
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It's not like here.
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Impending doom!
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Okay, so it is
like it is here.
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Dana, I just had this
terrible dream about you
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and I woke up and
just rushed right in here.
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And as you can see,
I'm, uh, still dressed
for the boudoir.
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Cody, it's 3:00
in the afternoon.
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Why were you
still sleeping?
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Oh, well, I gotta call
this friend of mine
in New Zealand, you know.
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And I want to get adjusted
to his time zone.
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You know, there's an
International Dateline
and everything
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and I'd hate to call him up,
ha ha, you know, today
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and have his phone
ring yesterday.
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I wasn't even
home yesterday.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, anyway,
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I dreamed that a man
in a dark suit
is going to attack Dana.
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Well, at first he'll seem
like a nice, normal guy,
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but then when he's
gained your trust,
and sucked you in,
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he'll turn on you
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and attack you like
a Diamondback Rattler.
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[IMITATES A RATTLESNAKE]
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Well, Cody's dream
may be a little psychotic,
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but he does make
a good point.
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Chicago is dangerous.
I'm gonna go with you.
I'll go make the sandwiches.
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Mom, it was
only a dream.
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Yeah, but my dreams
have a strange way
of coming true.
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Dana, I think you would be
much better off
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if you did not leave
the house this weekend.
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Cody, I have
a college interview
and I intend to keep it.
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Ahh, you'd be
much better off
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if you just called up
and rescheduled.
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I'm telling you.
What am I going to say?
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I need to
reschedule because
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some guy in
Bert and Ernie slippers,
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living on New Zealand time,
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had a dream that
I was going to get attacked
by a guy in a dark suit?
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Well, there now,
that wasn't so hard,
now was it?
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Cody, this interview
is very important to me.
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I'm going to
Chicago tomorrow.
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You know, Dana,
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I'm beginning to think
you don't take me
very seriously.
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Come on, Bert.
Come on, Ernie.
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We'll go some place
where we're appreciated.
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♪ A B C D E F G... ♪
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You know, Dana,
if I were you, I'd want to
get out of town, too.
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[LOUD SNORING]
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[SIGHS]
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[GROANS]
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Carol.
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Honey. Honey.
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Carol.
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Mm.
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Carol.
Mm.
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Carol.
Mm.
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You were snoring again.
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Mm.
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That's nice.
I miss you, too, honey.
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[SNORING]
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Carol, I'm going to
roll you over
a little bit
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so you don't snore.
Okay?
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Here we go.
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No, thanks, I already
had potatoes.
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There we go.
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Oh, boy.
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[SIGHS]
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[SNORING]
God!
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KAREN: Frank,
make her stop!
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JT: Yeah,
put a cork
in her mouth!
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Okay.
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Honey, I'm going to
prop you up here, okay,
just a little bit.
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Okay, hand me a box
of cowboys.
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Yee-ha!
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There we go.
There we go.
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That's it.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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[SNORING]
[EXCLAIMS]
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[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Here we are, Miss Foster.
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If you'll just have a seat,
we can begin your interview.
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Thank you very much,
Dean Stockwell.
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Dean Stockwell?
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Save yourself the trouble.
No Quantum Leapjokes.
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I wouldn't know any.
I don't watch much TV.
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Well, except PBS
and things like that.
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You know, a reasonable,
well rounded amount
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combined with a full array
of stimulating
extracurricular activities.
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Nervous?
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Just a little.
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[TELEPHONE BUZZES]
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Excuse me.
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Yes?
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Yes. All right.
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All right, all right,
I'll be right there.
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Terribly sorry, but I must
go and speak
to the basketball coach.
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It seems there's
a very talented young man
seeking admission.
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Apparently, he can take
a cheeseburger off the rim
without actually jumping.
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Obviously, college material.
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Make yourself at home.
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[SIGHS]
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[WHISPERS]
Psst, Dana.
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This isn't happening.
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Yo, Dana!
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Cody, what are
you doing here?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
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I came to protect you.
Ha ha.
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The old
"George the Janitor"
disguise.
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Ha. Works every time.
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How did you get in here?
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You know,
for a major university,
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this building
is not very secure.
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All I had to do is
jimmy a window
in the basement,
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crawl into a heating duct
and shimmy up
to the fifth floor.
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Uh, then you pretty much
got the run of the place.
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Cody, listen very carefully.
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I want you to crawl back
into the heating duct,
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shimmy back down
to the basement
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and jimmy yourself
out of here.
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Ahh, no way, man.
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I've been hiding
behind those curtains
since 5:00 a.m.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Unless it's to
the little boy's room, huh.
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DEAN: Listen,
I don't care
how tall he is.
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If he can't spell basketball,
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then he can't come here
and dribble one.
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Great drapes.
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00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,606
What, what kind of
fabric is this?
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Cheap polyester.
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Right. Spend the money
on the students.
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Good thinking.
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I'm sorry for
the interruption.
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Now, in interviews
like this,
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we like to get past
the student's
academic record
251
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,101
and find out more
about them personally.
252
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,581
Why don't you tell me
about your, uh, family.
253
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,669
No!
254
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:12,895
Well, I mean, there's
not really much to tell.
255
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:16,464
I have a mother,
a brother, a sister,
256
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:19,510
and a bunch of step people
that have nothing
to do with me whatsoever.
257
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,469
Actually, I think
that's very interesting.
258
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,428
I find a lot of our students
come from blended families
these days.
259
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,256
What's it like for you?
260
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,475
Uh, is there any friction
between you
and your step family?
261
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,173
Friction?
262
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,697
Well, we've had
our differences.
263
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,439
I mean, like, sometimes
they can be
really annoying,
264
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,572
showing up places
where you really don't
want them to be,
265
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,661
and you wish
they'd just go away!
266
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:46,886
Are you currently taking
any, oh, special medication?
267
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,976
We just like
to know these things.
268
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:54,241
No. Uh, no, like I said,
I'm just kind of nervous.
269
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,373
So, what can you
tell me about the campus?
270
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,246
Well, the best thing about it
is that it's got the beauty
of a rural campus,
271
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,074
but it's convenient
to downtown Chicago.
272
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,292
Let me show you
what I mean.
273
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,125
If you lean out far enough,
you can see
the Sears Tower
274
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,605
right over
the science building.
275
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,608
I don't see it.
276
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,653
Lean out
a little further.
277
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,786
Don't do it, Dana,
it's a trap!
278
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,831
No. Cody.
279
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,575
Run! Run!
He's small,
but he's wiry.
280
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:25,837
Cody, stop it!
281
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,405
[DEAN GRUNTING]
282
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,281
Cody, put him down.
You idiot!
283
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,412
Let him go!
284
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,980
Yes, please do.
285
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,332
Don't worry, Dana.
He can't hurt you now.
286
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,379
I've got him in my
"jaws of death" grip.
Heh, heh, heh.
287
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,555
I really am getting
rather dizzy.
288
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,644
Cody, think about it.
289
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,298
If he was going to
kill me,
290
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,474
would he do it
in his office and
make an appointment?
291
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:55,998
Whoa.
292
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,174
You have a point there.
293
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,002
Maybe what I thought
was an attempted murder
294
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,918
is actually just a
harmless college interview.
295
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:03,963
Yes!
296
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:05,965
Pfft. Whoa.
297
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,056
Color me embarrassed.
Oh, man.
298
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,581
We haven't been
properly introduced.
299
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,365
My name is Cody Lambert.
300
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,367
I'm one of those
step people she didn't
want to talk about.
301
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,848
Ha ha, how you doing?
302
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,590
I'd shake your hand,
but I seem to have lost
the feeling in my arms.
303
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,420
Whoa, dude,
that sounds serious.
304
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,856
Has that ever
happen before?
305
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,859
No, no, it just came on
a minute ago.
306
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,644
If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go down
to the infirmary now
307
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:34,950
and get a full body x ray.
308
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:35,995
Ugh!
309
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,521
I'll go with you.
310
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,871
Maybe we could, uh,
continue the
interview there.
311
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,482
No, no, I think I've
learned all I need to know
about you and your family.
312
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:54,622
Thank you.
313
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,015
Let yourselves out
when you're done.
314
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,761
Well, I thought
that interview went
rather well, don't you?
315
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,896
Are you crazy?
316
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:13,032
You just body slammed
the Dean of Admissions
and sent him to the hospital.
317
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,947
Dana, you know
what your problem is?
You're too negative.
318
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,169
No, my problem is you.
319
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,519
For the
nine billionth time,
320
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,912
you've screwed
things up for me,
321
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,609
only this time
it's serious.
322
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:26,958
I don't want to
see you again.
323
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,395
I don't want to
talk to you again.
324
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,266
I want you out of my life.
325
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,185
[DOOR SHUTS]
Yeah, sure.
326
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,150
He actually had the Dean
in a headlock?
327
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,936
Well, honey,
I know you're upset,
328
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,894
but I really don't know
any hit men.
329
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,247
CAROL: [OVER PHONE]
Look, can we
talk about this
330
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,552
when you get home
in a couple of hours.
331
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,641
Well, actually,
that's why I called.
332
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,253
My bus was delayed,
so I won't be home
until after midnight.
333
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,169
Midnight?
That's so late.
334
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,431
Now, I want you
to be careful.
335
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,128
Mom, I'll be fine.
336
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,564
I'll see you
when I get home, okay?
337
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,827
Bye.
338
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,917
WOMAN: [OVER P.A.]
All passengers
on Bus 39 to Peoria,
339
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,790
please prepare
to board your bus
at Gate Number Three.
340
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,667
Last call for passengers
on Bus 4
to Madison, Wisconsin,
341
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,321
now departing
Gate Number One.
342
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,627
[COINS CLINKING]
343
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,461
It took me an hour
to get a cup of coffee
out of this darn thing.
344
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,724
Excuse me, I think
I figured out the secret.
345
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:44,601
Oh, well, I guess
I've lost my touch.
346
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,300
That's all right,
it just fits with
the rest of my day.
347
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,302
Having a bad one, huh?
348
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:53,958
Well, it's a long story,
but basically, I blew
a college interview.
349
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,047
Oh, boy.
350
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,962
You could use a break.
351
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,747
Hey, look,
there's a coffee shop
around the corner.
352
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,575
Let me buy you a cup.
353
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,403
No thanks. I think
I'll just stay here.
354
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:10,366
Come on, the fresh air'll
do you good.
355
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,674
Let's, uh, get
something to eat.
356
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:18,374
No, thanks.
Excuse me.
357
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:22,335
Hey, come on.
Let's go for a walk.
Have a few laughs.
358
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,379
I'm not in the mood.
359
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,990
Let me go.
360
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:29,255
Oh, relax,
I'm a really nice guy,
once you get to know me.
361
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,343
Stop it!
362
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,345
Stop it!
363
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:36,610
Hey!
364
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,228
I think you better
get out of here, dude.
365
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,882
Well, maybe I'm not
ready to leave yet.
366
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,450
[SHATTERING]
367
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,845
Okay, I'm all warmed up.
368
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,250
Are you okay?
369
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,992
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
I just, uh,
370
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,081
have to get
all my stuff together.
371
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,518
Look at this,
I forgot to pick up
my dry cleaning.
372
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,607
I can't believe
I forgot to do that.
373
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,479
I wanted to wear
my green sweater tomorrow.
374
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,524
[CRYING]
375
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,527
Oh, God, Cody,
I was so scared.
376
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:25,746
Hey, it's okay, Dana.
377
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,619
Everything's going
to be okay.
378
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,407
Come here,
we'll sit down
for a second.
379
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,279
I thought
you went home.
380
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,065
Well, you know,
I started to,
381
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,199
but I couldn't shake
this feeling that
you were in danger.
382
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,157
Ha ha, oh, man.
383
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,204
You know, so I tried
to just clear out my mind
as best as I could.
384
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,644
Well, usually I'm
pretty good at that.
385
00:20:56,559 --> 00:21:00,041
But this time,
this weird feeling
kept coming over me.
386
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,435
Like some kind of
psychic snooze alarm.
387
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,439
Lucky thing
I didn't shut it off.
388
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:07,788
Phew!
389
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:08,832
Pretty strange, huh?
390
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,793
Cody, when it
comes to you,
391
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,578
nothing is normal
and everything
is strange.
392
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:16,840
Yeah, I know.
393
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,410
Ah, come on,
I'll give you a ride home.
394
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,891
Is it okay
if we just sit here
for a sec?
395
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:25,849
Sure.
396
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,767
Think you can teach me
that karate kick thing?
397
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,682
Piece of cake.
398
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,336
No coffee machine
can stand up to it.
399
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,555
[LAUGS]
400
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:38,253
Thank you.
401
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,483
[SNORING]
402
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:53,355
I just wanna go to sleep!
403
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,749
If I wasn't so tired,
I'd knock you out.
404
00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,929
This snoring thing
must stop now.
405
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:06,107
Don't worry, Karen.
My dad said he's got
a way to fix the problem.
406
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,327
Okay, everybody, here we go.
407
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,852
Good idea, Dad.
Hot glue her lips together.
408
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,681
I can't do that, Al.
She's liable to blow
the back of her head.
409
00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:18,337
So, what are you gonna do?
410
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,556
Well, I got a buddy
who works at the runway
down at the airport,
411
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,166
he's gonna loan me some
of those earplugs they use
412
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,647
But in the meantime...
413
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:27,998
I'm gonna help you guys out
by weather stripping and
sound proofing this door.
414
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:31,350
Frank, aren't you concerned
that you're gonna wake Mom up?
415
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:34,440
Are you kidding me?
If she can't hear that snoring,
she can't hear this.
416
00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,705
[SNORING CONTINUES]
417
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,187
[HAMMER THUDDING]
418
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:52,936
Mmm...
419
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,461
Yee-haw!
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