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Hey, Dana burger.
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Cody,
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do you mind picking up that box?
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Well, yeah. It's kind of heavy.
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That's why I put it down.
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You just squashed my breakfast.
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No way.
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It doesn't look very appetizing.
You were going to eat that?
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Not any more.
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What are you doing with
all these books, anyway?
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Oh, these are all the books
I read last week.
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I've got to take them back
to the library.
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You read all those books
in a week?
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Yeah, buddy.
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Yeah, I took a
speed reading course.
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What made you do that?
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Ah, a very interesting story.
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Yeah, well,
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I was watching that movie
"Psycho," you know,
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[IMITATES STABBING]
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Oh, well, anyway, uh,
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that dude, Norman Bates,
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he was a taxidermist.
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So, I thought, "Wow,
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"stuffing dead animals"...
that sounds pretty cool.
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You know.
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So, I went down
to the community college
to take a taxidermy course.
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What does that have to do
with speed reading?
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Oh, wow, did I leave
that part out?
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Man.
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Well, anyway, all of the
taxidermy classes were full,
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so I took a
speed reading class, instead.
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Now, I can read a book
like a banshee,
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but I can't stuff a parrot
to save my life.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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♪ The dream got broken
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♪ Seemed like all was lost
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♪ What would be the future
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♪ Could you pay the cost
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♪ You wonder
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♪ Will there ever be
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♪ A second time around?
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♪ Woah-a, woah-a
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♪ When the tears are over
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♪ And the moment has come
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♪ To say my Lord
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♪ I think
I've found someone
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♪ You know
It will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're
Putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around
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♪ Step by step
Day by day
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♪ Day by day
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♪ A fresh start over
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♪ A different hand to play
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♪ The deeper we fall
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♪ The stronger we stay
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♪ It will be better
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♪ The second time around
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♪ Step by Step, day by day
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♪ We'll make it better
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♪ Second time around ♪
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Okay, Frank,
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I'm done totaling my income
from the beauty shop.
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Now, I'm going to need
your monthly income statements.
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Okay, honey,
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got 'em right here.
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There you go.
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Frank, these are place mats
from Charlie's Diner.
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Well, sure, honey.
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At the end of every month,
I go down to Charlie's
and I do my books over lunch.
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Come on now, it's really simple.
Look.
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See here. This one's spaghetti
and meatballs,
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that's January.
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And, uh, this is, uh,
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meatloaf. That's February.
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And that's Salisbury steak,
March.
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Boy, that Charlie
sure is a whiz with
ground meat, isn't he?
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Frank, could you just
get yourself a ledger book?
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Well, yeah, I had one once.
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I think I left it at Charlie's.
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So, huh, how'd we do?
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Well,
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not bad considering
there's a recession.
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Really?
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I'm amazed. I thought
I had kind of an off year.
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Well, you did,
honey, but luckily
I kicked a little butt.
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[CHUCKLING] See.
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You made more money than me?
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Yeah, by about
four thousand dollars.
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Four thousand dollars?
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Well, that's impossible.
You must have made a mistake.
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Well, let's see...
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[GASPS]
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oh, you're right.
This number's wrong.
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[FRANK CHUCKLES]
CAROL: I made six thousand more
than you.
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How about that? [LAUGHS]
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Well, obviously
your calculator is broken,
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so I'm gonna take this stuff
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down to Charlie's
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and I'm gonna use his. Okay?
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now, don't touch that stuff.
There's important documents
in there, huh?
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I don't believe it.
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You won again.
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Don't you ever lose?
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Ryan, I've got
five older brothers and sisters.
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This is the first time
I've won in three years.
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Hey,
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it's the Brend o matic
and the Ryan Express.
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[GIGGLES]
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Just the dudes I wanted to see.
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What's up, Codeman?
Hey, check it out, man.
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The lady who runs Story Hour
down at the library
is gonna have a baby.
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So I volunteered to
fill in for her.
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You're gonna run Story Hour?
Can I come?
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Yeah, of course you can.
What do you think,
I'm just telling you this
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to mess with your head?
[CHUCKLES]
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All right!
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Ryan, you gotta come, too.
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Uh, no thanks.
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I don't really like the library.
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Ryan, dude, are you kidding?
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Man, the library's
totally awesome.
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It's like a travel agency
for your mind.
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Hey, any place you wanna go,
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you can get there just by
opening a book. Like,
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want to go to Mars?
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Boom. Astronomy.
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Like dinosaurs? Boom.
Prehistoric history.
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Like Northern Italian cuisine?
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Boom. We got a
killer pizza parlor
right next door to the library.
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[LAUGHS]
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Come on, Ryan.
You gotta come to the library.
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Yeah.
Well...
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Okay.
Okay, cool, Ryan.
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Two x squared plus "y"
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divided by the square root
of 144 equals 2.
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If "y" is six, what is "x?"
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Uh-uh. Not even warm.
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Nope.
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Ha!
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"X" is three! "X" is three!
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Thank you.
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Hi, kids. What are you doing?
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Oh, Mark's helping me
with my algebra.
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Oh, isn't that sweet.
Yeah.
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Hey, Mark, wanna come upstairs
and help me with my
history homework?
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Well-- I'd be delighted.
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Mark, you better put on
a sweater. It sounds like
you're getting a cold.
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Oof.
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Hi, honey
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Oh, hi, Frank?
Yeah.
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Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
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Have you been out
looking for a part time job?
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What, what makes you
think that, honey?
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Well, Mr. Jenkins from the
hardware store called
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and he said, "Tell Frank that
I don't have any part time work
for him."
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I think you are reading
way too much into that.
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Well, how about this?
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Bob from the paint store called
and he said,
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"Tell Frank I don't have any
part time work for him."
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Okay, alright,
I'm looking for a part time job.
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Frank.
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Well, it's not like
I'm gonna find one, anyway.
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Nobody's hiring.
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I even tried the video store.
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I had an interview
with the assistant manager,
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pimply faced little kid
named "Skippy,"
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or "Scotty," or "Scupper,"
or something.
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Anyway, he turned me down, too.
Not only that,
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he recognized me as the guy
who never rewinds
and he tore up my video card.
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I don't believe this.
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You are really upset
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because I made more money
than you last year.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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You think I walked around
all day thinking,
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Boy, my wife made more money
than me last year.
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I must be a real loser, huh?
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What kind of a wimp
can't pull his own weight?
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Well, if that's what you think
I was thinking, then
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I think what you were thinking
is wrong.
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Frank.
Now, now, now, listen.
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if it bothers you that much,
I won't even look for
a part time job any more.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Hello.
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uh, yeah, this is Frank Lambert.
It's for me, I got it.
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Thank you. Oh, hi,
thanks for calling back.
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Yeah listen, huh,
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do you have to have a bicycle
to get a paper route?
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No, no, no, I,
I can run like the wind.
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Ah, the noble library.
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The bastion of books,
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the Fort Knox of knowledge,
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and the only place left
in America where you can still
get a photocopy for a penny.
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I'm gonna go return these books
before Story Hour.
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Go for it, Jackson. [CHUCKLING]
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Hey, JT.
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What's up, dude?
What are you reading?
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Huh? I have no idea.
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Well, no wonder.
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It's upside-down. [LAUGHS]
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Cody, I'm not here to read,
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I'm here to
scope out the babes.
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Reading is
part of my clever disguise
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to appear intelligent.
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Fooled me.
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JT, there's this
gorgeous looking babe
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by the card catalogue.
You gotta check her out.
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Excuse me, Codeman,
while I further my education.
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There she is.
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That's no babe,
that's my stepsister.
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Really?
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I wouldn't mind
checking her out
for the weekend.
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Oh, man. You're sick.
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Okay, little dudes,
everybody gather around,
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it's reading time. [LAUGHS]
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Okay, my name is Cody.
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And I'll be running Story Hour
for a little while.
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Now, uh,
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I do things
a little bit differently from
the other story lady. Uh,
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number one,
I'm not gonna be having a baby.
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And number two,
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I'm not going to be the
only one reading here, okay?
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Like, I'll read a paragraph,
then I'll pass it on
to someone else.
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And that way, everyone
gets a chance to read, okay?
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Um, I didn't know
we'd have to read.
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Well, sure, Ryan, man.
It's a lot more fun that way.
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Okay, today's story is called
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Mo Mo Dixon and
the Magical Light Show.
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One of my all time favorites.
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[CODY CLEARS THROAT]
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A long time ago,
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there was a little island
called Fire Rock
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that had huge cracks running
right down the middle of it.
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And every night, giant streams
of red hot lava would shoot out
of the cracks,
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just like fireworks.
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Unfortunately, the Dixon family
never saw the fireworks.
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You see,
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the Dixons lived on the
wrong side of the cracks.
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Okay, little lady,
it's your turn.
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Mr. and Mrs. Dixon
had three children
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and the youngest was a boy
named Momo.
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Heh, Momo. [GIGGLES]
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And the one thing
Mo mo wanted more.
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More than anything in the world
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was to see the fireworks.
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Um,
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I don't really feel like
reading.
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Well, Ryan, dude,
what's the matter?
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I--
I have to go to the bathroom.
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Whoa, boy, heh,
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when nature calls,
Ryan really listens, huh?
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Cody, come here.
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What's up, dude?
254
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,544
That's not why
he's running away.
255
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:45,025
He's kind of embarrassed
because he can't
read very well.
256
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,897
Whoa, wow,
257
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,944
reading problems
at the library, huh.
258
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,860
That's kinda like being at
"Thirty one Flavors" and
having no taste buds.
259
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,134
Karen.
260
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,310
There is this really cute guy
over by the magazines.
261
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,139
Thank God.
262
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,531
For a minute there, I thought
this trip to the library was
263
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,533
gonna be a complete waste.
264
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,885
There he is.
265
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:21,365
Isn't he gorgeous?
266
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,454
That's not a guy,
it's my stepbrother.
267
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,543
Really?
268
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,198
He's got cute buns.
269
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:30,897
You're sick.
270
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,338
Okay, now remember,
my little pint sized
page turners,
271
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,427
next week
we're gonna be reading a taut
272
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:43,083
psychological thriller with
major social overtones.
273
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,693
It's called,
Johnny Gets A Red Balloon.
274
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,480
Okay, you guys take care now,
bye bye.
275
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,047
EVERYONE: Bye, Cody.
CODY: Bye.
276
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,222
See you next week.
277
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,964
Okay.
278
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,444
Hey, Cody,
are you going to leave
right away?
279
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,185
Oh, no. I thought
I'd stick around
280
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,404
and see if I could
have a little chat with Ryan.
281
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,842
Okay, I'm gonna go find JT.
282
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,366
I want to see how many girls
shot him down today.
283
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,671
[CODY LAUGHS]
284
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,075
Oh, hey, Ryan.
285
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,077
What happened to you?
We missed you during
Story Hour.
286
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,123
I-- had to go to the bathroom.
287
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,690
Oh, yeah, I hear 'ya.
Been there, done that.
288
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,041
[LAUGHS]
289
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,564
Hey, man,
why don't you have a seat.
290
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,392
See if we can have a little
man to man chat.
291
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,397
Now, uh,
292
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,226
Brendan tells me
you're having a little bit
of trouble, reading.
293
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,357
He told you that?
294
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,273
I thought he was my friend.
295
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,972
Oh, he is. Hey,
he wasn't trying to
rat you out.
296
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,365
You know, he just thought
maybe I could help you.
297
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,106
I don't think
anybody can help me.
298
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,152
I'm not that good at reading.
299
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,328
Ryan, dude,
300
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,592
learning how to read is
just like learning how to
play the guitar, man.
301
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,376
Nobody is good right away.
302
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,464
You've gotta practice.
303
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,643
I don't know.
I just think it's too hard.
304
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,603
Well, okay, but you'd be
missing a lot of cool stuff.
305
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,302
What kind of stuff?
306
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,870
Oh, I don't know. Sports,
307
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,263
adventure stories,
308
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,526
science fiction, monsters.
309
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,703
Monsters?
310
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,226
I like monsters.
311
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,968
Dude, me, too.
312
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:29,015
Man, you've got to read
The Monster On Space Station X.
313
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:32,714
It's got this
really big monster that
spits this green ooze at you.
314
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,064
And if it hits you,
you don't die right away.
315
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:38,502
You just swell up really big
and then you explode,
316
00:15:38,589 --> 00:15:40,983
and there's like brains
and guts and bone
317
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,637
flying all over the place.
[LAUGHING]
318
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,118
That sounds cool.
319
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,511
Yeah, buddy.
320
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:50,340
So, whaddya say, man,
you wanna come here
and practice reading with me?
321
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,038
We could do it everyday.
We could just
322
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,127
read the books that you like.
323
00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:56,216
But what if I make mistakes?
324
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,523
Dude, everybody makes mistakes.
325
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,525
You think I meant to
cut my hair like this?
326
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,102
Okay, Mr. Lambert.
327
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,322
Mr. Lambert?
328
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,280
Come on out.
329
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,283
Let me show you
where you'll be working.
330
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,117
Do I really have to
wear this thing?
331
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,945
Can't I just hand out coupons?
332
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,296
No, no, this is part of
our whole promotional campaign.
333
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,603
"Buck buck buck off a
bucket o'cluck."
334
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,824
Look, if you don't want
the job, just say so.
335
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,913
I mean, you're not the
only chicken in town.
336
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,872
No, no, I want the job. I do.
337
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,139
Buck off a bucket o'cluck.
338
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,664
Buck off some cluck in a bucket.
339
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,887
Cluck in bucket off here,
bucket o'cluck.
340
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,759
Ah, jeez, I'm molting.
341
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,375
Thanks for picking me up
at Linda's.
342
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,464
Ah, no problem, honey.
What's for dinner
343
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,683
Well, Frank said
he's going to be late tonight.
344
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,685
So, I was thinking of
picking up some chicken
at Mr. Cluck Bucket.
345
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,820
FRANK: Buck off a
bucket o' cluck!
346
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,387
Buck off a bucket o'cluck!
347
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,306
I hate my life.
348
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,094
Buck off a bucket o' cluck!
Buck off a bucket o' cluck!
349
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,053
Buck off a bucket o'cluck, here!
350
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,407
Buck off a bucket o'cluck!
351
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,061
Oh, look,
352
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:45,020
some poor jerk
in a chicken suit.
353
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,674
I think it's kind of cute.
354
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,418
Uh, Buck off a bucket o'--
355
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,463
Buck buck, buck-buck
buck-buck.
356
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,292
Buck-buck.
357
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,381
Buck-buck-buck.
358
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,079
Buck buck.
359
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,171
Frank, what are you doing?
360
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,998
Mom, isn't it obvious?
361
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,697
The man you love
is standing out in public
in a chicken suit.
362
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,307
You must be very proud.
363
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,353
Dana, would you wait in the car.
364
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,311
No problem. I'm sure you and
365
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,965
Mr. Chicken have a
lot to talk about.
[LAUGHS CUNNINGLY]
366
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,362
Frank, are you aware
of the fact that
you look ridiculous?
367
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,103
Oh, really?
368
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,496
Carol, this is the only
part time job I could find.
369
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,629
I can not believe that
your ego is
370
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:31,849
so fragile that
you can't handle me making
more money than you.
371
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,200
I realize it's not very 90's or
372
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,115
liberated or hip,
373
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,595
but I was brought up to believe
that a man's job is to
374
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,294
provide for his family.
And if I can't do that for you,
375
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,384
then I don't feel
I'm doing my job
as a husband, honey.
376
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,864
So, what you're telling me
is that dressing up
like a chicken
377
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,562
makes you feel more like a man.
378
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,781
Well,
379
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:51,956
in a way,
380
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,567
yes.
381
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,917
[CAROL SIGHS]
382
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,617
Frank!
383
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:03,142
I did not marry you because
I wanted a provider.
384
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,752
I married you because
I love you.
385
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,624
I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.
386
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,758
And sometimes I'll make
more money than you,
but sometimes
387
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,629
you'll make more money than me,
388
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,329
it doesn't matter, Frank,
because we are a team.
389
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,983
Yeah, but Carol,
sometimes I feel
I'm letting the team down.
390
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,466
Oh, Frank,
391
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,381
you're not letting anyone down.
392
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,863
You're a terrific husband,
393
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,170
and you're a wonderful father.
394
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,783
And you're the only guy
in a chicken suit that's ever
395
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,959
turned me on. [GIGGLES]
396
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,569
[BOTH GIGGLE]
397
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,704
Mom!
398
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,054
For God's sake, you're kissing
a chicken in public.
399
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,664
I have to live in this town.
400
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,539
A buck off a bucket o'cluck,
here.
401
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,888
Ow, hey dog, ow.
402
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,281
Down boy, down, down.
Ow, come on.
403
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,979
Hey, lady, call of your dog.
404
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,763
Carol, Carol, he's got me.
405
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,243
You could choke on this
chicken bone, you know?
406
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,202
Cujo, Cujo, down boy, down.
407
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,594
Ow, ow, ow.
408
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,686
Hey, good boy, good dog.
That a boy, stick with.
409
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:10,948
hey, watch the tail.
410
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,825
Okay, little reading maniacs,
411
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,392
come on over, it's Story Hour.
412
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,307
Everybody grab a seat. [LAUGHS]
413
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,960
we're going to get going here
pretty soon.
414
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,616
Hey, Ry man. How's it going?
415
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,879
Not so good.
416
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,795
I'm kind of scared about
reading in front of everybody.
417
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,710
Yeah, I hear you, little bro.
418
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:36,191
But don't worry, the Codeman
will be right here with you
419
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,020
and I wouldn't let you do
anything I didn't think
you could handle, man.
420
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,369
I hope you're right.
421
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,328
Totally, come on.
422
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,593
Okay, everybody, check this out.
423
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,159
Today's book is called,
424
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,510
It's a Bear Being a Bear.
425
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,163
Whoa, ironic title.
426
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,428
Okay,
427
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,867
now, "Once upon a time,
428
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,086
"there was a bear
named Huckleberry.
429
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,654
"That's right,
Huckleberry Bear.
430
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,395
"And, boy,
did he hate his name."
431
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,701
[LAUGHS] I love this book.
432
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,574
All right. Here, you read.
433
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:14,316
"How could my dad name me
'Huckleberry,' he said.
434
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,058
"I don't sound like a bear,
I sound like a cartoon."
435
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,976
"Why couldn't he name me
'Killer,' or 'Grizzly'
436
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,586
"or even 'Smokey?'
437
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,545
"Anything but Huckleberry."
438
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,075
"Then
439
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:38,471
"Huckle berry...
440
00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:43,389
"thought...
maybe I'd get a new name
441
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,652
"if I did some thing...
442
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:46,957
"herc?
443
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,351
"... heric?
444
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:50,874
That's right.
Just sound it out
445
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,572
one syllable at a time,
like we practiced.
446
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,574
You'll get it.
He-ro-ic.
447
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:55,705
"Heroic."
448
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,577
That's right. He did it.
449
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,492
Is Ryan a great reader or what?
450
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,754
[EVERYBODY APPLAUDS]
451
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:03,278
Alright,
452
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,585
now see, the point here is,
453
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,631
that you can learn anything
you wanna learn.
Just put your mind to it.
454
00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:09,980
Like, take me for example,
455
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,069
I wanna learn
how to do taxidermy.
456
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:14,898
Anybody else here want to learn
how to stuff a parrot?
457
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:17,118
Yeah! [LAUGHS]
458
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,294
Okay. Next week, at my house.
459
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,731
CHILDREN: Yay!
460
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,820
Yeah!
461
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,344
CHILDREN: Woo, woo, woo, woo.
462
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:35,223
Whoa,
463
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:37,617
family read fest, eh.
Gotta love that.
464
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,402
What'cha you reading, Carol?
465
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,535
Ah, The Mystery of
Cherokee Point.
466
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,580
Oh, awesome book.
467
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,147
You'd never guess
the sheriff was the killer...
468
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:47,714
not in a million years.
469
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,024
Hey, JT.
470
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:56,418
Murder Times Three, huh?
471
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:59,160
You're gonna freak
when you find that
the priest has a twin brother.
472
00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:00,248
Oh, man! [LAUGHING]
473
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,993
Oh, I'm not reading a mystery.
474
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,125
I'm just reading a book called, Wonder Dog.
475
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:10,389
Just don't get too attached
to that pooch.
476
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,435
He dies.
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