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[THEME SONG PLAYING]

Are you really going to sleep out here tonight, Cody?

Yeah, little cuz. You know, my van's in the shop.

So, I'm going to be sleeping out here al fresco.

Ah, thank you, Thomas Edison.

Dude, check out this bed.

Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, I couldn't jump this high in the van...

Well, I could but it would really hurt.

Cody.

Brendan, what are you guys doing?

Yeah, where's your van, Cody?

Oh, Lucille's in the shop.

Yeah, so he's gonna sleep out here with Al Fresco.

Cody, you don't have to sleep outside.

You can come and sleep in on the sofa.

Wow, thanks, Uncle Frank.

You know, they were predicting hail for tonight,

and a welding helmet only covers up so much.

Yeah, you just pack up your stuff

and you can set up right in the living room.

Huh? Right, honey?

Uh... yeah.

Come on, dudsie.

Frank, you know, I like Cody,

but you know how it is when somebody sleeps on your couch,

your whole living room is a mess.

Well, honey, you don't want him to sleep outside, do you?

Oh, no, no, of course not.

I was thinking he could sleep in the garage.

Carol.

Well, he normally sleeps in his van.

The garage is like a step up.

Now, look, honey, I know you're a little worried

about having another person in the house,

but Cody is a very considerate guy.

I'm sure you won't even notice that he's here.

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Purple haze all in my brain

♪ Lately I don't feel the same

♪ I'm feeling funny, but I don't know why

♪'Scuse me while I kiss the sky ♪

[THEME SONG PLAYING]

♪ The dream got broken Seemed like all was lost

♪ What would be the future? Could you pay the cost?

♪ You wonder

♪ Will there ever be A second time around?

♪ Woah-a, woah-a

♪ When the tears are over And the moment has come

♪ Say, "My Lord I think I found someone"

♪ You know it will be better

♪ 'Cause you're putting It together

♪ For the second time around

♪ Step by step, day by day

♪ Day by day

♪ A fresh start over A different hand to play

♪ The deeper we fall The stronger we stay

♪ It will be better

♪ The second time around

♪ Step by Step, day by day

♪ We'll make it better

♪ Second time around ♪

Hey, Cody. I really appreciate you cleaning up after yourself.

Oh, I'm afraid I had to, Carol.

See, I, uh, accidentally left the lid off my ant farm

and some of the guys made a break for it.

But they're not too smart. I mean,hey, why bother

escaping if you're going to go in single file?

Uh, dude, ants going AWOL.

Let's go, little ant dudes.

Gotta get ya' back to the colony before the queen gets lonely.

Hey, Carol. Busy?

Uh, no. The ant round up is over.

Anyway, do you think you can cut my bangs

like this picture I have here?

Yeah, who is it? That girl from "Beverly Hills 90210?"

No, Pete Rose.

Pete Rose?

Well, yeah, that way I can see the fly balls better.

Al, you know, one of these days

you're gonna get over this tomboy phase,

and be like other girls.

[LAUGHING]

So, he's like, "Okay." And I'm like, "No way."

And I'm like, gonna hurl.

Mother, you remember my friends,

Katie, Kellie and Kiki?

Hi, Mrs. Foster.

Hi, girls.

Guess where we've been?

Oh, I don't know... the mall?

[GASPS] Wow, she is psychic.

Wait 'til you see what I bought.

You're gonna scream.

[SCREAMING]

Karen, I know you spent your own money, but why on earth

would you want four blue sweaters?

Mother, they're not all blue.

This one's teal, this one's aqua, this one's blue green

and this one's green blue.

Oh, right, how could I have been so blind?

Hey, why don't you guys take this up to my room

and go try on your outfits.

I'll get us some snacks.

[GASPS] Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.

Is anybody on a diet?

Me.

Okay, veggies all around.

I'll say.

Hi, Dana.

Uh huh.

Hello.

Hello.

Dana, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?

No.

I'm Kevin. I'm Karen.

Isn't it amazing?

Both our names start with a "K."

So does "knucklehead."

Whoa, look, Dana, I better run if I'm going to xerox

more of these flyers by tomorrow.

Okay, I'll give you a call later.

Bye, Kevin. Bye.

Wow. He is so gorgeous. Where did you meet him?

We both do volunteer work at the Tri County Mission.

Ooo, maybe if I volunteer for this mission thingy,

Kevin will ask me out.

Forget it, Karen. That's not going to happen.

Oh, , I'm sorry. Are you two...

"involved?"

No, but he's not going to ask you out.

Dana, Dana.

You still want to believe that guys are interested

in a girl's mind.

Well, I've never heard one single guy say,

"Hey, check out the brains on that girl."

And you probably never will.

Hey, Dad, I'm going to the movies.

Oh, who are you going with? Cody?

No way. Every time I go to the movies with Cody,

all the girls look at him and treat me like I'm invisible.

So, I'm going with someone who makes me look tall,dark

and pretty much God like.

Ready to go, chief.

I've got a feeling we're going to meet some chicks tonight.

I'm wearing my lucky dickie.

Yeah, yeah, Mark,nothing wows the chicks like a lucky dickie.

Come on, little man, let's go down to the cineplex,

see what line the cute girls are in.

Good thinking, chief. I was just going to see

"Free Willy" and, you know, hope for the best.

Carol? Honey? Come here.

What?

Come here, come here. Listen.

I don't hear anything.

Exactly. We're alone.

Oh, wow, you're right. What are we gonna do?

Well, I say we find a romantic movie on the television,

ignore it and make out.

Ooh, I like the way you think.

Boy, nothing like two hours of pumping iron to cleanse

out the old pores.

Man, talk about sweatin' like a pig.

Oh, man.

Whoa, "Camelot," dude.

The days of King Arthur. When men were men

and tables were round.

Uh, Code,

I, uh, I don't want to seem rude or anything,

but Carol and I would kind of like to be alone.

Oh, oh, say no more.

The King and Queen would like to

have the castle to themselves, ay?

Alright, well, I'll just go up to your room and, uh,

cop a snooze on the royal posture pedic.

Uh, Cody, uh, feel free to take a shower before you stretch out

on our nice, clean sheets.

Oh, wow, thanks, Uncle Frank, that's a great idea.

I'm just too darn tired.

I'll be lucky to get my sneakers off.

Wow, look at this place.

There's so many people.

What should we do first, mingle?

Karen, it's a soup kitchen, not a cocktail party.

We're here to help people.

Ooh, there's somebody who can use my help.

Excuse me. I'm Karen Foster.

I'm a volunteer here.

And I think this sweater would be a big mistake.

Why's that?

Well, you have such beautiful eyes.

You don't want to wear a drab color like that.

You want something bright, to bring out the sparkle.

Ooh, here we go. Raspberry.

This is a hot color in Paris.

Thanks. I'll remember that on my next vacation.

Well, it makes you look fabulous.

Really?

Absolutely.

You find a gray pleated, wool skirt in there and you've got

an outfit that works anywhere.

Another fashion crisis averted.

If only Mother Theresa had your gift.

Here, make yourself useful.

Ooh, there's Kevin and he's coming over here.

How do I look?

Karen, I told you, it doesn't matter.

He's not going to ask you out.

Hi, Dana. Hi, Karen. BOTH: Hi Kevin.

Thanks for coming to help out.

Are you sure you can work here all day?

I wouldn't have it any other way.

I'm a giver. Give, give, give.

Give 'til it hurts.

Dana, your sister is really something.

Oh, don't I know it.

Karen, I want you to meet someone.

Cheryl, could you come here for a second, please?

Cheryl, you know Dana, this is her sister, Karen.

This is Cheryl Hansen.

Hi. Hi.

You see, Cheryl is Kevin's girlfriend.

Oh.

Would you mind if we took off for a few hours?

It's Cheryl's birthday and I'm taking her out to lunch.

Oh, no problem. Karen will take care of everything.

She's such a giver.

Give, give, give.

Thanks, Karen. Thanks.

Oh, hey, guys, don't slip in the wet spots.

This stuff's leaking all over the place.

Cody, what are you doing in my kitchen?

Oh, I'm line drying my unspeakables.

Yeah, I'd do it outside, but it's going to drop

below freezing tonight and I don't want Jack Frost

nipping at my delicates.

Uh, Cody, uh, why don't you and I go for a drive?

Where? Canada.

Wow, cool. A road trip.

Alright, man, then we can drive all the way straight up through

the North Pole. Sure.

And come around up through Texas.

Dude, we might need chains.

I can't believe you did this.

You did this to yourself.

You're my sister.

You're not supposed to be a traitor.

Why didn't you tell me he had a girlfriend?

I tried to. I tried to the first time you saw him,

but you wouldn't let me.

You did this to make me look like a fool.

You don't need my help for that.

Come on, you guys. What is going on here?

Chick fight.

Al.

Just trying to help.

Mother, wait until you hear what Dana did to me.

You're going to be so mad.

I worked at this mission place

so I could get this cute guy to ask me out.

But Dana knew he had a girlfriend and never told me.

So, thanks to her, I wasted an entire day.

Go ahead, Mom. Let me have it.

Let me get this straight.

Karen,you are upset because you spent an entire day

helping people and you didn't get anything out of it?

Exactly.

I'll be upstairs waitin' for my whuppin'.

Oh, Karen.

What? I am so disappointed in you.

Me? What did I do?

You spent an entire day helping people who don't have

a fraction of what you have, and all you care about is

you didn't get some date with some guy.

Well, I have news for you. There is more to life

than aqua teal blue green sweaters.

And if you can spend an entire day at a mission

and not see that, then you should

take a long hard look at yourself.

Oh, hey, uh, Cody, you ready to go pick up the old van?

Oh, I got some bad news, Uncle Frank.

I just talked to the mechanic and at 2:47 this afternoon,

Lucille died on the grease rack.

Well, Cody, listen, I know it's not much comfort,

but we all have to go sometime.

Yeah, you're right, Uncle Frank...

That wasn't much comfort.

This is the worst day of my life.

Where am I going to go? What am I going to do?

Where am I going to live?

Well, Cody, I... You can sleep here on the couch

as long as you need to.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Wow, thanks, Uncle Frank. You're a righteous dude.

You're alright.

Now, I'm gonna go for a walk and try to process my grief.

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille."

Frank, I'm home.

Oh, Frank, isn't this a beautiful day?

Cody gets his van back and we get our house back.

And I even bought a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

Well, honey, before you pop that cork,

I kind of have something I want to tell you.

You're going to think this is so funny.

Put the bottle down first.

It's Cody, isn't it?

Honey, you haven't put the bottle down.

Carol.

Now, Carol, Cody just got a call

that his van is beyond repair.

So, well, I told him... I, uh, I...

Have I told you how pretty you look? Your face is so pretty --

You told Cody he could stay here, didn't you?

Carol, if you'd have seen the look on his face,

you'd have said the same thing.

You're mad, aren't you?

No, no. I am not mad.

I understand that Cody will be living here indefinitely,

and I need make a few adjustments.

Where are you going?

Upstairs to pack. I'm getting my own apartment.

No, uh, wait, honey,

you can't divorce me over this.

Oh, no, no, we'll still be married,

we'll just be living in different places.

You can spend the night anytime you like. I'd like that.

Hey, uh, Uncle Frank, Carol,

can I talk to you guys for a second?

Uh, sure, sure, Cody.

I just wanted to thank you guys

for letting me sack out on your couch.

Your generosity is totally awesome.

But, uh, I just got to say one thing.

And I hope you don't take this the wrong way.

You guys are really getting on my nerves.

We're getting on your nerves?

Oh, you noticed it, too?

I mean, uh, you guys are cool and all,

but everywhere I go in your house,

there you are. I come home from the gym, and there you are.

I try to do a little bit of laundry in the kitchen,

and there you are. You know, I need my space.

Oh, I know exactly how you feel.

So, when I was out walking,

this light came on in my head.

You know, at first I thought somebody was

flashing me their high beams.

But then, I realized it was an idea.

I mean, hey, just because Lucille doesn't run anymore,

doesn't mean I can't live in her.

I mean, hey, plenty of people live in non moving structures

and lead a perfectly normal life.

So, you're going to move back into your van?

Yeah.

Cody, I'm just confused about one thing here.

When you get an idea, a light actually goes

on in your head?

I was speaking metaphorically, Uncle Frank.

Go with me on this, okay?

Oh, Cody, I am so happy for you.

In fact, I will go call the tow truck and get Lucille

back here right away.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You guys have done enough already.

I'll just go to the garage and push her back myself.

He's gone. Now it's just the eight of us again.

I just had to come back and tell you guys, "I love you."

Oh, man.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Hi, Mrs. Foster.

Hi, girls.

Karen, the home shopping club is here.

Guess where we are going?

Oh, I don't know, the mall?

How does she do it?

Hi, guys.

Karen, there is this great sale at the mall.

They have some fantastic sweaters.Want to come with us?

Look, I'm not really in the mood for shopping.

Maybe you're sick?

I remember one time I didn't feel like shopping.

Lucky for me, it was just mono.

You guys go without me.

Okay. Bye, Karen. Bye.

Bye, Mrs. Foster.

Bye girls.

Mom, I need to ask you a question.

Do I sound like them?

What do you mean?

You know, kind of spoiled and self centered and shallow?

Well, to be honest, sometimes,yeah.

Wow, that's pretty bad.

You know, I've been thinking a lot since our talk last night.

Maybe I do spend too much time

worrying about clothes and makeup.

Especially when there are people out there

who have real problems.

I don't feel very good about myself right now.

Well, listen, Karen,

it takes a strong person to realize they need to change

and then do something about it.

Thanks, Mom.

Would you take me to the mall?

Well, that was a short growth spurt.

No, I don't want to buy anything.

I want to return some stuff.

I mean, who needs four blue sweaters anyway.

I thought I'd return one and give the money to the mission.

I can get by with three blue sweaters.

Three? Two?

Karen.

Okay, one.

Boy, having a social conscience really cuts into your wardrobe.

Yeah, but don't you feel good about yourself?

Yeah.

And when I feel good I look good.

Baby steps.

Yup.

What are you measuring, Cody?

Oh, well, now that Lucille's permanently anchored,

I figured I'd do some home improvement.

Picture this. You know that concrete behind my van?

You mean our driveway?

Right. Gone.

Yeah, I'm gonna extend the back of my van

and put in some redwood decking.

You know this big grassy area over here?

You mean our lawn?

Right. Gone.

I'm gonna add a master suite. Complete with a jacuzzi,

sauna, bathtub and a bidet.

Cody, I don't want to rain on your parade here,

but, uh, this is our yard. You can't just rip it up.

Okay, Plan "B."

We build straight up.

'Alright, I turn the van into a duplex.