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[instrumental music]
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Uh, Brendan?
The fork goes on your left.
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- Your other left.
- Your other left.
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What's the difference?
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Frank's kids eat
with their hands anyway.
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Hey! I heard that, hairball.
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Okay, look, could we just can
the wisecracks for five minutes?
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Is that too much to ask?
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Get real, Frank.
Five minutes?
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The record
is a minute forty-five
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and that was
at Aunt Becky's funeral.
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- Hi, everybody.
- 'Hi, hon.'
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Mm, mmm.
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- Something smells good.
- Lambert stew.
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You're cooking.
What's the occasion?
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I think he hit a possum
on his way home from work.
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Alright. Come on,
honey, sit down.
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Everybody,
dinner's almost ready.
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Let's go wash up.
Come on, come on.
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[Frank]
'Let's go, let's go.'
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Are we really
having possum?
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Dream on.
That's only for Christmas.
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're putting it
together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Hey, everybody.
- Guess what?
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The Code-Man
and I just installed
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a brand new oven in his van.
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Yeah, there's only
three pieces left over too. Ha.
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Why would you
want an oven in your van?
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Well, you know, I mean, I've
been eating all my meals here
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for the last six months and..
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Well, I didn't wanna
overstay my welcome.
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[chuckles]
Oh, we're way past that.
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Yeah? Ha, ha, ha.
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Thanks. You know, you guys make
me feel like one of the family.
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Cody, you're Frank's nephew,
you are one of the family.
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Oh, Carol, stop, stop.
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So, Cody, what're you gonna make
for your first home-cooked meal?
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Lasagna? Beef stew? Lamb chops?
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You know, I never
thought of putting
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those things together, man.
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What's that, like,
one of those kebab-type deals?
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Ha-ha.
I better go fire up my oven. Ha.
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Well, Frank, uh..
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...have you ever been to the
Port Washington Country Club?
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Of course not, they're a bunch
of stuck-up rich snobs
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who think they're better
than everybody else. Why?
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Because we're all
going there this weekend.
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Ooh! What? Why? Why?
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Well, Florence Danforth
is one of my customers
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and she's on the membership
committee and she invited us.
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She thinks that we might be
country club material.
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- Oh..
- Me? At a country club?
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Yes! It's finally happened.
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Oh, I have to pick out
something to wear.
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K-K-Karen, Karen, it's not gonna
happen for three days.
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I know. I'm cutting it
awful close.
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Oh, I hope she marries well.
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Carol, Carol, what am I gonna do
at a country club, huh?
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Well, how 'bout golf?
You play golf.
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No, I don't. I go to the driving
range and hit a bucket of balls.
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Honey, these are not
my kind of people.
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I never thought I'd say this,
but Frank is right.
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I can't handle all those empty,
materialistic people
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who only think about
the way they look.
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Why not?
You live with Karen.
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Well, Dana and I aren't going.
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Fine. Don't go.
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But you know what you two are?
Prejudiced.
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You don't even know these people
and you've already decided
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you don't like them.
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That's prejudice?
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Of course.
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How would you feel
if someone decided
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they didn't like you
before they even met you?
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Come on, Frank.
I really wanna do this.
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- Uh..
- I went camping with you.
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- Well, yeah, but that was fun.
- Mm..
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Alright.
Okay, we'll go.
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Oh, thanks, honey.
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[explosion]
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Oh, you oughta
register those lips.
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What was that?
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Hey, guess what?
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Now my van has an oven
and a sunroof. Ha, ha, ha.
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[instrumental music]
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[birds chirping]
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Oh, I've seen enough, Carol.
Let's get outta here.
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[sighs]
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Come on, Frank, let's mingle.
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U-uh, honey, uh,
I've been waiting
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for the right time
to tell you this.
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I don't mingle.
It's a union thing.
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I'm not allowed.
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- We're mingling.
- Oh, jeez.
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[female #1]
'So then, I said to my maid'
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"Of course
you can have a day off.
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How about Christmas?"
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[laughing]
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Do you hear that, Frank?
"How about Christmas?"
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Hello, I'm Carol,
and this is my husband, Frank.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Uh..
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We're guests of Mrs. Danforth.
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Oh, so you're not members?
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[laughing]
No.
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Excuse us.
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That does it.
I'm outta here.
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C-come on, Frank,
give it a chance.
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You're worse than the kids.
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Oh, yeah, I bet they're havin'
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a wonderful time.
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Alright, step right up.
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Find the pea and win a dollar.
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Round and round she goes.
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Come on, who wants
to take a chance?
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I will!
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Whoa, whoa, little boy.
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You're too young.
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I don't want to take your money.
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Please, pretty please?
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Alright, don't cry if you lose.
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Where is the pea?
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- Yes!
- Oh, phooey.
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Alright,
here you go, little fella.
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- Let me go again, please.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Outta my way. It's my turn.
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Only this time
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let's play for five bucks.
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Five bucks?
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That's a lot of money.
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Maybe I'll get lucky.
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Pick a cup, homeboy.
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Come on, Karen,
I'll buy you lunch.
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Hey, I asked her first.
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Look, you had..
Last time in the lobby--
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Oh, yeah,
I asked her in the parking lot.
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Please, don't fight over me.
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Let's make it fair.
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I'll have lunch
with the guy who can
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come up with
the best compliment.
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Karen, uh, you are the most
beautiful girl in the world.
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And I would rather die
than live without you.
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You're gonna have
to do better than that.
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Uh, your eyes
are the colors of, of rainbows.
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Well, my broker said to hold it
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but you seem to know
a lot more than he does.
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I'm going to
take your advice and sell.
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You won't be sorry,
Dr. Collingsworth.
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Ed.
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♪ Come on
and shake it up baby now ♪
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♪ Shake it up baby ♪
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♪ Twist and shout
twist and shout ♪
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♪ Got me goin' now ♪
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♪ Come on baby ♪
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♪ So fine ♪
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♪ It's so fine ♪
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♪ Come on come on come on ♪
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♪ Baby now ♪
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♪ Come on babe got me rollin' ♪
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♪ Got me goin' now ♪
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♪ Come on come on come on baby ♪
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♪ Come on and shake it up
baby now ♪♪
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Greg Patterson, and you're..
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Bored to death.
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I haven't seen you here before.
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That's because I'm not a member.
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My mom is a guest,
and she dragged me with her.
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Something tells me
you don't wanna be here.
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Ooh, perceptive.
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You know what I hate?
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A bunch of boring,
stuffy people sitting around
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talking about
how much money they have.
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I'm Dana.
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Hi, Frank. Here,
I brought you something to eat.
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Well, forget it, honey.
We're leaving.
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I'm the only guy here
without a stupid animal
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on his shirt.
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[sighs]
We are staying here
the rest of the day.
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[metal clanking]
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Oh, table wobbles. Ha-ha.
I can fix that.
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Give me something
to do while I'm here.
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I think those are eleven
sixteenth, if I'm not mistaken.
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- Frank?
- Yeah.
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Frank, would you get out
from under the table?
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You're embarrassing me.
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[Frank]
'Oh, honey, let me see'
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'I'll be done in a minute.'
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Mom. I want you
to meet somebody.
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How do you do, Mrs. Lambert?
I'm Greg Patterson.
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- Hello.
- 'Hey, Greg, I'm Frank.'
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Oh, right, you must be
the new janitor.
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Yeah, they caught the old guy
stealing toilet paper.
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Um..
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Uh, t-this is not the janitor
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this is my husband
and Dana's stepfather.
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- Thanks a lot, mom.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I-I saw you on the floor
with the tools, I just assumed--
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Hey, hey, no, no, no problem.
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Listen, if any other
table wobbles
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I can fix it
as long as I'm here.
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Mother!
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Hi, son.
I just got some terrible news.
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Archie Connell was skydiving,
the chute didn't open.
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He broke every bone in his body.
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- Oh, my God, that's awful.
- You're not kidding.
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He's the best golfer on my team
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and we got
a tournament tomorrow.
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Can't you find someone else?
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Where am I gonna find
a guy who can drive
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a golf ball 300 yards?
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Well, Frank could do that.
Couldn't you, honey?
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Well, sure, if I don't
hit it with all my might.
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I don't believe we've met.
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Well, I'm Frank Lambert.
255
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,236
This is my wife Carol,
and my stepdaughter Dana.
256
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,064
How do you do?
John Patterson.
257
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,631
I'm the president of the club.
258
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,893
Uh, John Patterson.
259
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,678
- Patterson Properties?
- That's me.
260
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,114
Well, I am pleased
to finally meet you.
261
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,855
I'm a contractor.
I've been on a lot of your job.
262
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,595
Never got a one. Ha-ha-ha.
263
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,902
Uh, well, look, we're about
to play a practice round.
264
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,034
Why don't you join us?
265
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,078
I'm no good on the green.
266
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,340
I only like to drive the ball.
267
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,168
Oh, come on,
it's a best ball tournament.
268
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,430
We only play the best shots.
269
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,518
All you've gotta do
270
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,172
is get us down the fairway.
271
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,218
Come on, Frank,
it could be fun.
272
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:41,004
Besides, you might get one of
those shirts you like so much.
273
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,224
And it'll give us a chance
to, uh, talk a little business.
274
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,357
You know, figure out a way
for you and I to work together.
275
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:49,186
Well, what the heck. We're gonna
be here all weekend, why not?
276
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,145
Well, great.
Let's, uh, find you some clubs.
277
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,234
Oh, but, uh, first
I've got to call the plumber.
278
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,627
We've got a toilet
stuffed up in the men's room.
279
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,194
Oh, no need to call the plumber.
I can fix it.
280
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,543
I got my truck here
with a plunger
281
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,719
and a snake and everything.
282
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,329
- Great.
- Yeah.
283
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,765
I just need somebody to hold
the other end of the snake.
284
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,158
Uh, Dana? You busy?
285
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,205
- What?
- It'll just take five minutes.
286
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,555
Uh, but take your rings off.
It gets kind of messy.
287
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,733
Mother, I just met Greg.
288
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,866
I am not gonna leave him
to go snake a toilet.
289
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:23,220
Um, Frank, I-I think you'll have
to fly solo on this one.
290
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,919
Well, bathroom's over there and
I'll be in the clubhouse, Frank.
291
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,442
I'll be in the john, John.
292
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:28,486
[laughs]
293
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,014
[instrumental music]
294
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,932
[sighs]
I never get invited anywhere.
295
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,847
I wish I could've gone
to the country club.
296
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,501
Oh, not me. There is nothing
for me to do there.
297
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,939
I hate tennis, I can't swim..
298
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,202
...and golf is boring.
299
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,464
What about brunch?
300
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,639
They have brunch?
301
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,510
[doorbell buzzing]
302
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,383
[sighs]
Time to rinse the Baxter twins.
303
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,996
Hey, Penny. Hi, Ivy.
304
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,041
Hi, Cody.
305
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,782
How was the country club?
306
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,479
Oh, it was really neat.
307
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,395
Oh. You will not believe
the service they have there.
308
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,136
I just sat on this lounge chair,
you know
309
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:12,226
and they just moved me
all over the place.
310
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,836
Yeah, when I got up
to the parking lot
311
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:14,968
I figured I'd seen it all
312
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,273
so I just got up and left.
313
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,536
[chuckles]
314
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,060
Cody, who are you calling?
315
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,539
Me.
316
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,932
I just had a phone put in my van
317
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,325
and I wanna see if it works.
318
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,331
[sighs]
It's a real bummer, man.
Nobody is answering.
319
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,162
You know, they must have
hooked it up wrong.
320
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,990
Tch.
321
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,731
They should never have
broken up AT&T. Tcha.
322
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:48,175
I think he just reached out
and touched himself.
323
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:51,091
[sighs]
And I don't think
it was the first time.
324
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,749
So, honey, listen.
325
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,968
Patterson is telling me
about this
326
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,622
office complex he's financing.
327
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,841
Guess who's gonna build it
for him.
328
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,494
- Lambert Construction.
- Oh, wow.
329
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,845
That's just incredible.
330
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,629
They are the greatest
bunch of guys.
331
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,500
Yeah, I just wish I could
332
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,762
relate to somebody there.
333
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,982
All they ever
talk about is money.
334
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,898
Glad our family
is not like that.
335
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:16,986
Hey, how much did we make?
336
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,380
- Sixty bucks!
- Alright!
337
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,172
Tsk. Well, there they are.
338
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,871
Carol Lambert and her husband,
the tidy bowl man.
339
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,048
What is that supposed to mean?
340
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,006
Frank, that was a country club
341
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,747
not a union hall.
342
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,402
You are not supposed
to repair the furniture
343
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,492
you are not supposed to hustle
Greg's father for work
344
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,711
and you are not supposed
to fix the toilet.
345
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:48,713
Hey, Dana, Frank was just
trying to fit in.
346
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,759
Now imagine, how uncomfortable
he must have felt--
347
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,239
How uncomfortable
hemust have felt?
348
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,501
How do you think I felt?
349
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,632
There we are in the patio
350
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:55,720
people are carrying
351
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,200
golf clubs and tennis racquets.
352
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,636
- He's carrying a plunger!
- Look, Dana--
353
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,029
It's bad enough living with him.
354
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,118
Now he's gotta humiliate me
in public?
355
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,078
[instrumental music]
356
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,125
Well, she really
speaks her mind.
357
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,519
Tell her to stop it.
358
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,478
[instrumental music]
359
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:20,702
[instrumental music]
360
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,313
Hey, Carol!
361
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,967
Oh, Easter cards!
362
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,361
Hey. What's the occasion?
363
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,934
Uh, Easter's coming up.
364
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:38,720
Oh, yeah, well then, I guess it
works out okay then, doesn't it?
365
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,293
Hi, mom.
366
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,772
Hello, Dana.
367
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,905
I just got off the phone
with Greg.
368
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,429
We talked for over an hour.
369
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,605
I really like him.
370
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,129
- Dana--
- I know. I know.
371
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,001
Me, Miss Social Consciousness
372
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,830
falling for a guy
who belongs to a country club?
373
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,181
The symbol of everything
I find shallow
374
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,750
materialistic
and totally repulsive.
375
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,839
We are gonna join, aren't we?
376
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,887
Look, Dana,
I'm real glad you're happy
377
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,367
but I wanna say something.
378
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,804
You were way out of line
with Frank this afternoon.
379
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,981
I don't care what he did
at the country club.
380
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,678
He is your stepfather
and nothing
381
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,375
gives you the right
to talk to him like that.
382
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,725
- But, mom, he embarrassed me.
- I don't care, Dana.
383
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,597
Frank was just being himself.
384
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,295
Now, I realize he does not fit
your image of the perfect man
385
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,906
but he is kind,
he is decent and he is honest.
386
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,474
And he deserves
to be treated with respect.
387
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,913
So, what do you want me to do?
388
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,090
You're a big girl,
you figure it out.
389
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:47,049
[instrumental music]
390
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,402
Alright, Dana,
I'll be right back.
391
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,447
I wanna get us something
to drink.
392
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,579
Okay.
393
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,624
Let's hear it
for the winning team.
394
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,366
[all]
Yay!
395
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:03,152
Frank, that tee shot you hit
on 16 was magnificent.
396
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,414
Oh, no, it wasn't magnificent
397
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,242
it was breathtaking.
398
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,592
Yes!
399
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,768
Well, why don't we get freshened
up and have a little lunch?
400
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,118
Yeah, and then
we can talk about that
401
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,467
office complex
you want me to build.
402
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,946
You got it,
you hit the showers
403
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,861
and I'll put that trophy
in its rightful place.
404
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,820
My office.
405
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,691
Oh, okay. Well, see you, John.
Bye, Skipper.
406
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,041
- Okay.
- Chipper.
407
00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,783
Oh, what a hayseed.
408
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,785
Oh, you're not really
gonna let him
409
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,526
build that office complex,
are you?
410
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:33,661
Him? Well, maybe
if I was building a barn.
411
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:34,966
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
412
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,404
Old goober can sure
hit a golf ball a ton.
413
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,145
Yeah, well, it's a good thing
my son was making time
414
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,103
with his daughter
or I'd have never met the slob.
415
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,452
[laughs]
416
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,238
But, now that
we've won the trophy
417
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,370
I don't have
to string him along anymore.
418
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,590
I can just cut him loose
like a bad broker.
419
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,462
[laughing]
420
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,898
That's a good one.
421
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,117
Oh.
422
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,468
Nice trophy, Mr. Patterson.
423
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,992
Yep, well, we couldn't have
won it without Frankie boy.
424
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,125
Oh, you mean
that hayseed goober?
425
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,562
Oh, that's just, uh, golf talk.
426
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:09,305
You know, like birdie,
bogey, goober.
427
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,960
[laughing]
428
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,222
Right.
429
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,876
Listen, I heard everything.
430
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,921
You had no intention
of letting Frank work for you.
431
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,836
You were just using him.
432
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,447
Well, that's not the way it was.
433
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,275
We weren't using him.
434
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,887
I've just decided to put off
working with him for a while.
435
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,367
You know, Mr. Patterson,
let me tell you
436
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,325
something about Frank Lambert.
437
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,676
He may not be
country club material
438
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:36,376
but he is a decent, kind,
honest man
439
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,465
which is more
than you'll ever be.
440
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,076
So why don't you just take that
trophy and shove it..
441
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,904
...in your office?
442
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,648
Hey, here's your lemonade, Dana.
443
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,519
Keep it.
444
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,479
[instrumental music]
445
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,874
[dog barking]
446
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,528
- I speak French.
- H-h-honey, I know.
447
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,617
Europe would be great
but Hawaii is so much better
448
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,663
for the family.
There's more for the kids to do.
449
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,621
Oh, Frank, do you really think
we could afford this?
450
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,449
Are you kidding me,
when I'm done buildin'
451
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,278
this office complex we're gonna
be rollin' in dough.
452
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,975
[chuckles]
453
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,803
- Hi.
- 'You're back early.'
454
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,022
Yeah.
455
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,765
Listen, Frank.
456
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:21,682
I have to tell you something
and...it's not good news.
457
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,902
It's my truck, isn't it?
458
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,386
- No.
- Oh. Well, then, shoot.
459
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,607
I overheard Patterson
and his friends
460
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,000
talking about you.
461
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:39,265
He's not gonna hire you
to build that office complex.
462
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,962
Oh, come on, of course he is.
463
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,920
Patterson gave me his word.
464
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,053
Frank, he just told you that
465
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,316
so you'd help him
win the golf tournament.
466
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,013
He called you a hayseed.
467
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,582
A hayseed.
468
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,324
Hm.
469
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:59,241
Well, I guess we, uh, won't be
going to Hawaii this year, huh?
470
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,157
Boy, I feel pretty stupid
being taken in by those guys.
471
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,509
Well...if it makes you
feel any better
472
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:09,164
I told Patterson what he could
do with his trophy.
473
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,168
Wait a minute.
You stood up for me?
474
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,736
Well...yeah.
475
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,564
I mean, I figured
if anyone was gonna
476
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,957
call you a hayseed,
it should be me.
477
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,136
Well, thank you, Dana.
478
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,444
Look, Frank...I'm really sorry
479
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,751
about the way I talked to you.
480
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,667
And I'm sorry about
what happened at the club.
481
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,582
Hey.
482
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,975
And I am sorry
I fixed their toilet.
483
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,937
Could you just
hold that a second?
484
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,505
I wanna get my camera
and document this moment.
485
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:48,769
I'll get it.
486
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,163
- Hi.
- 'Hi.'
487
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,254
Mom, I'll handle this.
488
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:59,040
Listen. You and your dad
had a big laugh at our expense.
489
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,694
Why don't you just get lost?
490
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,348
I don't want anything
to do with you.
491
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,132
I understand, Dana. I..
492
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,177
Before I go, I just wanted
to drop something off
493
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,179
that belongs to Mr. Lambert.
494
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,834
My father doesn't deserve this.
You are the reason he won it.
495
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,619
That makes it your trophy.
496
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,882
Well, thank you, Greg.
497
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,798
I guess you don't share your
father's opinion of me, huh?
498
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:21,410
Well, I don't share my father's
opinion of a lot of things.
499
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,195
Dana, you ran out without giving
me a chance to explain that.
500
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,376
Uh, Frank, uh,
why don't, uh, I show you
501
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:34,162
that new thing
in the kitchen that I bought?
502
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:40,124
Frank, that thing
in the kitchen
503
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:42,431
that I bought? Now?
504
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,607
Oh! Oh.
505
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,609
Uh, I'm just gonna go
506
00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:49,003
uh, look at her thing
in the kitchen.
507
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,400
Dana, I, I just
wanted to tell you
508
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,837
how sorry I am
about the way my father acted.
509
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,795
Greg, shut up.
510
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512
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