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[rock music]
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♪ We can ride in ecstasy ♪
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♪ Nothing's gonna stop it ♪
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♪ So come on baby run me ♪♪
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[all cheering]
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- Yeah!
- You guys are the best!
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Al, you've got a great band.
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Now, all you need
is a cool name.
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How about,
"Chicks with Attitude?"
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[all]
Yeah!
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How about
"Chicks with No Talent?"
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Dana, talent's not
that important.
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But this band needs..
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...something that will
move the audience.
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That will touch them
in a special way.
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You need...better clothes!
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Karen's got a point, Al.
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All the big groups
hire fashion consultants.
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- Could we hire you, Karen?
- I'm sorry.
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I made a vow,
"Never use my fashion gift
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for financial gain."
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Guys, we don't need
a fashion consultant.
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What we need is a gig.
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You guys are 12 years old.
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Where are you gonna get a gig?
Mr. Roger's neighborhood?
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[keyboard tinkling]
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What you kids really need
is a manager.
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Someone who knows
how to mold a career
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someone hip and cool,
someone like me.
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What a crock!
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I've never heard
so much hot air.
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Me neither!
We gotta hire this guy!
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[all]
Yeah.
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Smart move,
you guys are gonna be hot.
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Stick with me,
you'll be working big stadiums.
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Oh, yeah, big stadiums.
I can hear you guys now.
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"Peanuts here,
hey, get your peanuts here!"
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord I think
I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ It will be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪The second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Hey, kiddo.
- Hey, dad!
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You been working out?
You look like a million bucks.
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Speaking of money,
could you lend me some?
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J.T., you owe money to half
the people in this house.
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When are you gonna
stop borrowing?
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Dad, I'm 30 bucks away
from a suede jacket.
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Why do you need
a suede jacket?
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I'm a rock and roll manager,
what I wear is important.
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Suede makes a statement.
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Yeah, it says
your father is a pushover.
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Alright, I'll loan you
the $30, but this is it.
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The bank is closed,
if you want more money
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you're gettin' a job.
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[laughing]
Good one, dad.
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Why do I get the feeling he'll
be living with us when he's 40?
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[Penny screaming]
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[Carol gasps]
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There's a mouse
in the beauty shop!
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There's a mouse
in the beauty shop!
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Somebody help me!
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Don't be such a weenie,
it's just a little mouse!
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Look at Carol,
she's not scared.
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Yeah, yeah, c-come on,
Penny, look at Carol.
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She's not scare..
Oh, look, there it is.
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[Penny and Carol screaming]
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Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank,
don't let it..
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...goin the living room!
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Oh, great, mom, thanks
for leaving the door open.
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Now I've got a rodent
in the house.
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Well, it might be good for you,
it might toughen you up.
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The way these people
are acting, you'd think
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the mouse had a hockey mask
and a chainsaw.
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- Carol--
- Ah!
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Honey, I'm gonna
take care of this.
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Now, do you have a mouse trap?
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A mouse trap, you mean
like to kill the mouse?
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No, I'm gonna catch it
so I can put it on trial.
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That's what mouse traps do,
they kill mice.
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[sighs]
We can't kill it, Frank.
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Carol, you don't want it in
the house, and you don't want me
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to kill it.
What would you like me to do?
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Well, can't you just catch it
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and set it free?
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Well, that's a good idea.
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I'll drive it out
to that mouse preserve
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on the edge of town.
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Is this how you men
get your jollies?
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By hunting down and murdering
poor defenseless creatures?
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Well, there's nothing on TV.
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[instrumental music]
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Alright, guys,
next rehearsal's tomorrow.
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- 3 o'clock.
- Okay.
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Oh, this reminds me,
when I was your age
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I used to sing in a band.
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Did all those really great
songs. You know this one?
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♪ Oh sugar doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ Oh honey honey
doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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♪ You are my candy boy.. ♪♪
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Well, don't look at me
like I'm senile.
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Then don't sing.
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Pam, Patty,
your mom just called.
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She's got the flu so I'm gonna
take you home, okay?
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- Okay, thanks.
- See you guys tomorrow.
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- Bye, Al.
- See ya, see you tomorrow.
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Bye, Al.
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"You are my candy boy?"
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People actually
liked that stuff?
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It was a more innocent
and stupid time.
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Hey, Carol!
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[girls giggling]
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- Hi, Cody!
- Hello, Cody.
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- Hi, Cody.
- Hi, Cody!
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[giggles]
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Hey, Chicks with Attitude.
Alright.
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Hey, rock on, little dudettes!
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- Rock on!
- Bye!
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[laughs]
Tcha.
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Cody, all my friends
have crushes on you.
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Yeah, I know!
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[laughs]
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Oh, don't worry, Dana,
only one woman has my heart.
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- That's you.
- Mm, lucky me.
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Who's got your brain?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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[laughing]
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J.T., did you find us
a job yet?
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Nothing, not even a nibble.
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I couldn't get us a gig.
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You can't get us a gig.
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Great, this band
is going nowhere fast.
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[sighs]
I gotta find her a job.
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Hey, I got it!
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Dude, I know how you can get
all the gigs you want!
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You work for nothing!
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Tcha.
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But then how do you
make any money?
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I don't know.
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Hey, but they take less taxes
out that way, huh?
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[chuckles]
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I never thought of that!
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Yeah, righteous!
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[instrumental music]
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Nice job on the remodel, Frank.
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I especially love
that wallpaper.
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Glad I thought of it.
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Yeah, that's it.
Heh, you're a man of vision.
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- Hey, dad.
- Oh, uh, come here, son.
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J.T., I want you
to meet Sid Greco.
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- Hi.
- Hi, how are you doing?
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Hey, listen, why don't you guys
stick around, bowl a few frames.
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Yeah, we'd love to,
but we're gonna go to a game
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between the Bucks
and the Bulls tonight.
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A friend of ours is gonna get us
into the locker room afterwards.
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- We get to meet Michael Jordan!
- Yes!
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How is that more fun
than bowling?
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It's not.
Yeah, we must be nuts.
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- Hey, uh, Mr. Greco.
- 'Yeah?'
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I see you have a stage.
You have live entertainment?
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Oh, yeah, every weekend.
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Ah, well, have I got
a hot act for you.
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An all-girl rock band.
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Tell him how terrific
they are, dad.
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Yeah, well,
they practice at my house
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and I can't believe what I hear.
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An all-girl band?
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Hey, maybe that is
a cute gimmick.
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I got an opening Sunday night.
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Does that mean we got the job?
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- You got the job.
- Yes! Yes! Thank you.
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I gotta call Al, I thought
I'd never get her a job.
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- I was looking at all--
- Here, here, here.
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He-he thought he'd never
get her a job here.
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It's always been a dream
of theirs to work here.
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- Isn't that right, J.T.?
- Mm-hm, right.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
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[Al]
What do you mean you have
the flu?
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You can't be sick!
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The whole band is sick.
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Okay, feel better.
See ya.
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[sighing]
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Hey, Al, check this out.
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I got your new outfits
for the band.
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Now you can look sharp
at your debut tomorrow night.
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There isn't going to be
a debut tomorrow night.
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The girls are all
sick with the flu.
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They can't do the gig.
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They have to, Greco already
paid me an advance.
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That's where I got the money
for the outfits.
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So return 'em
and give him back his money.
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I can't, they were on sale,
no refunds.
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Oh, man!
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[sighing]
I'm dead meat!
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If dad finds out I owe even
more money, he'll make me..
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...get a job!
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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We are dragging
your lazy friends out of bed--
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J.T., they're running fevers
and throwing up.
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We'll work it into the act.
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They'll throw up on stage.
We'll just change the name.
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Uh, we'll call you,
"Chicks Who Barf."
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J.T. I'm just as upset
as you are.
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- But it's over.
- Why are you saying that?
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Because we have to put together
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a five girl band by tomorrow
and we're four girls short!
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Oh, okay, just wanted to know.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay. Now, cheese?
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Yeah.
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Okay, cheese.
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[Frank]
Okay, cheese.
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Okay, that's gonna do it.
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Now when little Mickey
sticks his head in there
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he won't know what hit him.
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You know, I've been
reading up on rodents.
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Of course you have.
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Did you know that they have long
incisors in each jaw
252
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,706
for ripping and tearing flesh?
253
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,359
Yeah, Mark, what's the point?
254
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,711
My point is,
don't let him bite me!
255
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:55,279
Don't worry, I'm gonna
take care of Jaws Jr.
256
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,020
- Frank--
- Carol, look out!
257
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,282
- What, what, what?
- No, it's okay, it's okay.
258
00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,544
It's okay.
259
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:01,155
I just put a trap.
260
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:04,375
Frank, I insist
you use a humane trap.
261
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:07,335
Like what, maybe a little sofa
so I can catch him napping?
262
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,947
- There he is!
- Ah!
263
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,775
Shh, shh, don't worry.
264
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,908
- Oh..
- Oh, there he goes!
265
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,823
- He's going under the couch.
- Oh!
266
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,652
Shh!
267
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,655
[gasps]
268
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,353
[Frank grunts]
269
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,963
Oh..
270
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,531
[laughs]
I got him!
271
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,054
Oh..
272
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,666
Aw, isn't he cute?
273
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,627
He's not cute, Carol,
he's a dirty rodent.
274
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:41,238
Okay, Frank, go ahead.
Waste the sucker.
275
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,853
You're not gonna kill him.
Are you, daddy?
276
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:55,209
Uh, um, no, no. No.
277
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,907
Here, you, uh, take him outside
and set him free.
278
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,996
Alright!
279
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,130
Ah, see, now that's
the Frank Lambert I married.
280
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:09,136
Well, I might as well
get rid of this trap.
281
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,312
Put it away before somebody
gets hurt. Ha-ha.
282
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,792
[Carol gasps]
283
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,751
Is he gone yet?
284
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,189
Oh..
285
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,627
Mark, is anybody in the kitchen?
286
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,629
- No.
- Excuse me.
287
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,112
[Frank screams]
288
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,637
[instrumental music]
289
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,293
Sure. Sure, I understand,
Mr. Greco.
290
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,514
Okay, bye.
291
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,777
[sighs]
He said he paid for
an all-girl band
292
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,910
so the band's gotta be
all girls.
293
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,694
Talk about inflexible! Tcha.
294
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,568
It's finished, J.T.
It's hopeless.
295
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,745
No, it's not, all we gotta do
is find some girls.
296
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,357
[indistinct chattering]
297
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,056
Close enough!
298
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,755
Dana, Karen, uh, listen.
299
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,802
My band needs girls
for the bowling alley gig.
300
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,978
[scoffs]
Good luck!
301
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,024
[both laughing]
302
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,854
What are we laughing at?
303
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,596
All you have to do
is stand right
304
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,468
in front of a crowd
and look gorgeous.
305
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:24,559
People will be staring at you
for two solid hours.
306
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,126
What a lovely way to spend
an evening!
307
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,692
[giggles]
I'm in!
308
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,913
What's in it for me?
309
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,437
You know this suede jacket
you like so much?
310
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,396
Do this and you can borrow it.
311
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:40,488
No, no. I do this
and youcan borrow it.
312
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,578
[instrumental music]
313
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:56,417
Dana, Karen! What are you doing
in these outfits?
314
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,462
They're covering
for my sick band members.
315
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,508
Well, where's the rest
of the band?
316
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,206
Oh, they're here.
Come on girls, hurry up!
317
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,754
What is going on?
318
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,409
We needed girls,
we couldn't get girls.
319
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,758
We're girls.
320
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,762
And darn cute ones,
I might add!
321
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:43,420
This is a sad day
for the Lambert men.
322
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:49,078
What are you talking about?
I'm still one of the guys.
323
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,211
Hey, dude, are my boobs
straight, man?
324
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,479
Lambert, how are you doing?
325
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,525
Oh, Sid. Uh, yeah, I want you
to meet Carol, my wife.
326
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:02,787
- Hi.
- Hi.
327
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,703
And some members
of the band, that's Al.
328
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:06,922
- 'Hi, Al.'
- Hey.
329
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:10,970
Uh, Jenny...and Kiki.
330
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,275
- Hi.
- Hi.
331
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,495
[giggling]
332
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,453
We should set up.
Come on, girls!
333
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,934
Hey, uh, where's your son?
334
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,155
Oh, J.T., uh, he had a date.
335
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,505
Yeah, well, boys will be boys.
336
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,463
[chuckles]
Sometimes.
337
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,950
Hey, uh, foxy lady.
338
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,169
Wha.. Wha..
339
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,561
[high-pitched]
Well..
340
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,000
I thought this band
was all little girls
341
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,002
but you are obviously a woman.
342
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,613
All woman.
343
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,137
Oh, how you dudes go on!
344
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,923
I gotta jam now.
345
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,577
[chuckles]
346
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,755
Oh, Frank, this is
just so exciting!
347
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,410
I mean, this could be such
a big break for Al, you know?
348
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,456
One night they're playing
Greco's Bowl-O-Rama
349
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,631
the next night they're playing--
350
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,024
McKay's Bowl-O-Rama.
351
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,984
Ladies and gentlemen,
the cloakroom
352
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,943
at Greco's Bowl-O-Rama
is proud to welcome..
353
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,511
...Chicks With Attitude!
354
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,209
[cheering]
355
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,520
I think that Kiki broad
likes me.
356
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:27,481
Alright, Port Washington,
let's rock and roll!
357
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,352
[rock music]
358
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,399
[applause]
359
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:36,446
♪ When love is a game
that's outta control ♪
360
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:40,972
♪ You drive me insane
burning my soul ♪
361
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,933
♪ I need a man
to take the heat ♪
362
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:49,416
♪ When it comes to good love
baby you can't be beat ♪
363
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:53,376
♪ I can't fight the fire ♪
364
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:57,728
♪ You burn me up
you feel my desire ♪
365
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:01,471
♪ I can't fight the fire.. ♪♪
366
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,082
[high-pitched]
Oh, no!
367
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,085
[indistinct chatter]
368
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,523
Do you know any oldies?
369
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,307
Hey, come on, people,
don't leave!
370
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,701
Hey, where are you two going,
I've got your shoes!
371
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:19,533
Okay, let's rock this joint!
One, two, three!
372
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,795
♪ Good lovin' ♪
373
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,189
♪ Good lovin' ♪
374
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,582
♪ Good lovin' ♪
375
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:27,932
♪ Good lovin' ♪
376
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,634
♪ I was feelin' ♪
377
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,593
♪ Whoa so bad now ♪
378
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:41,076
♪ And I asked my family doctor
just what I had now ♪
379
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,252
♪ I said doctor ♪♪ Doctor ♪
380
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,776
♪ Mr. M. D. ♪♪ Doctor ♪
381
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,343
♪ Now can you tell me ♪
382
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,258
♪ Yeah what's ailing me? ♪
383
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,955
♪ Doctor ♪
384
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,610
♪ He said yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah ♪
385
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,135
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
386
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,354
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
387
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,269
♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
388
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,750
♪ Yes indeed ♪
389
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,448
♪ All I really need ♪
390
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,754
♪ Is good lovin' ♪
391
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:10,236
♪ Good lovin' ♪
392
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,716
♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ All I want is love ♪
393
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:15,110
♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ All I need is love ♪
394
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,678
♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love lovin' in the morning ♪
395
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,071
♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love love at night ♪
396
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,335
♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love love ♪
397
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,512
♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love love love love love ♪♪
398
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,645
[rock music]
399
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,173
Whoo!
400
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,653
[applauding]
401
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,701
[instrumental music]
402
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:46,315
[laughing]
403
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,621
What a night!
404
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,144
Yeah, and Carol,
you were terrific.
405
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,146
- Oh.
- 'Hey, you're not kidding.'
406
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,061
Any time you wanna sit in
with my band, you've got a gig.
407
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,497
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
408
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,195
I didn't know
you could sing like that.
409
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:59,546
Yeah, well, you oughta spend
more time with me in the shower.
410
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,938
Okay.
411
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,766
Hey, wait a minute, guys.
Wait, whoa..
412
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,333
I just got one question.
413
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,509
Does this dress make me
look too hippie?
414
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,254
No, but if you're gonna
keep wearing minis
415
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,864
you might wanna
get a Thighmaster.
416
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,479
You know, I just realized
when we were
417
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,350
all up there tonight singing,
I don't know
418
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,700
it was just like
we're all the Partridge family.
419
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:25,006
[laughs]
420
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,835
[all sighing]
421
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,669
Oh, I like that show, man,
you know.
422
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,237
Ben and Hoss
and Little Joe, you know?
423
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,630
'It's cool!'
424
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,285
[humming "Bonanza"]
425
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:48,377
Well, come on, J.T., I'll help
you get outta that dress.
426
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,728
Uh, in a minute, honey,
J.T. and I have to talk.
427
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:55,732
Yeah, well, don't take long.
I'm thinking of taking a shower.
428
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,995
♪ Gimme that good good love ♪♪
429
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,083
[Carol humming]
430
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,607
Sit down, son.
431
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,265
Uh...listen.
432
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,573
What did I tell you
about getting into debt?
433
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,576
You didn't have to ask Greco
for an advance on that salary.
434
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,535
Those outfits could have waited.
435
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,754
[sighs]
But, dad, this was
really important.
436
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,321
What was important,
you had to prove you were
437
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,280
a hotshot rock and roll manager?
438
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,369
It's not about that, dad.
439
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:26,285
So you were gonna make
some money managing Al's band?
440
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,374
I'm not making
any money for this.
441
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,769
Well, then, what was it?
442
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:36,251
Well, you know, Al, she really
loves to play the drums
443
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,775
and she really wanted
her band to get a gig.
444
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,777
And those outfits were so cool--
445
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,736
Wait, wait a minute, now.
446
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,565
You're telling me you did
this whole thing just for Al?
447
00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:49,786
Yeah, but don't make a whole
mushy thing out of this, okay?
448
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,093
Hey, I think it's very nice.
449
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,791
I, I didn't know you looked
out for her that way.
450
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,315
Hey, I'm her big brother.
451
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,273
It's what a big brother's
supposed to do, right?
452
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,928
J.T.?
453
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,411
You're the best big brother
in the world.
454
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:12,635
Aw, a hug, just what
I was trying to avoid.
455
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:16,770
You're also the ugliest
big sister in the world.
456
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:19,076
Y-you know, J.T., if you and
Cody are gonna stay in the band
457
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,774
I got a good name for you.
458
00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,428
Chicks With Facial Hair.
459
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,517
I got facial hair?
Alright!
460
00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,259
[instrumental music]
461
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,135
[theme music]
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