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[rock music]

♪ We can ride in ecstasy ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna stop it ♪

♪ So come on baby run me ♪♪

[all cheering]

- Yeah! - You guys are the best!

Al, you've got a great band.

Now, all you need is a cool name.

How about, "Chicks with Attitude?"

[all] Yeah!

How about "Chicks with No Talent?"

Dana, talent's not that important.

But this band needs..

...something that will move the audience.

That will touch them in a special way.

You need...better clothes!

Karen's got a point, Al.

All the big groups hire fashion consultants.

- Could we hire you, Karen? - I'm sorry.

I made a vow, "Never use my fashion gift

for financial gain."

Guys, we don't need a fashion consultant.

What we need is a gig.

You guys are 12 years old.

Where are you gonna get a gig? Mr. Roger's neighborhood?

[keyboard tinkling]

What you kids really need is a manager.

Someone who knows how to mold a career

someone hip and cool, someone like me.

What a crock!

I've never heard so much hot air.

Me neither! We gotta hire this guy!

[all] Yeah.

Smart move, you guys are gonna be hot.

Stick with me, you'll be working big stadiums.

Oh, yeah, big stadiums. I can hear you guys now.

"Peanuts here, hey, get your peanuts here!"

[theme song]

[all screaming]

♪ The dream wide broken ♪

♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪

♪ What would be the future? ♪

♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪

♪ You wonder ♪

♪ Will there ever be ♪

♪ A second time around? ♪

♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪

♪ When the tears are over ♪

♪ And the moment has come ♪

♪ Say My Lord I think I found someone ♪

♪ You know it will be better ♪

♪ 'Cause you're putting it together ♪

♪ For the second time around ♪

♪ We got the woman and man ♪

♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪

♪ Only time will tell ♪

♪ If all these dreams fit under one umbrella ♪

♪ Step by step ♪

♪ Day by day ♪

♪ A fresh start over ♪

♪ A different hand to play ♪

♪ The deeper we fall ♪

♪ The stronger we stay ♪

♪ It will be better ♪

♪ The second time around ♪

♪ Step by step♪

♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪

♪ A fresh start over ♪

♪ A different hand to play ♪

♪Only time will tell ♪

♪ But you know what they say ♪

♪ We'll make it better ♪

♪The second time around ♪♪

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

- Hey, kiddo. - Hey, dad!

You been working out? You look like a million bucks.

Speaking of money, could you lend me some?

J.T., you owe money to half the people in this house.

When are you gonna stop borrowing?

Dad, I'm 30 bucks away from a suede jacket.

Why do you need a suede jacket?

I'm a rock and roll manager, what I wear is important.

Suede makes a statement.

Yeah, it says your father is a pushover.

Alright, I'll loan you the $30, but this is it.

The bank is closed, if you want more money

you're gettin' a job.

[laughing] Good one, dad.

Why do I get the feeling he'll be living with us when he's 40?

[Penny screaming]

[Carol gasps]

There's a mouse in the beauty shop!

There's a mouse in the beauty shop!

Somebody help me!

Don't be such a weenie, it's just a little mouse!

Look at Carol, she's not scared.

Yeah, yeah, c-come on, Penny, look at Carol.

She's not scare.. Oh, look, there it is.

[Penny and Carol screaming]

Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, don't let it..

...goin the living room!

Oh, great, mom, thanks for leaving the door open.

Now I've got a rodent in the house.

Well, it might be good for you, it might toughen you up.

The way these people are acting, you'd think

the mouse had a hockey mask and a chainsaw.

- Carol-- - Ah!

Honey, I'm gonna take care of this.

Now, do you have a mouse trap?

A mouse trap, you mean like to kill the mouse?

No, I'm gonna catch it so I can put it on trial.

That's what mouse traps do, they kill mice.

[sighs] We can't kill it, Frank.

Carol, you don't want it in the house, and you don't want me

to kill it. What would you like me to do?

Well, can't you just catch it

and set it free?

Well, that's a good idea.

I'll drive it out to that mouse preserve

on the edge of town.

Is this how you men get your jollies?

By hunting down and murdering poor defenseless creatures?

Well, there's nothing on TV.

[instrumental music]

Alright, guys, next rehearsal's tomorrow.

- 3 o'clock. - Okay.

Oh, this reminds me, when I was your age

I used to sing in a band.

Did all those really great songs. You know this one?

♪ Oh sugar doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ Oh honey honey doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪

♪ You are my candy boy.. ♪♪

Well, don't look at me like I'm senile.

Then don't sing.

Pam, Patty, your mom just called.

She's got the flu so I'm gonna take you home, okay?

- Okay, thanks. - See you guys tomorrow.

- Bye, Al. - See ya, see you tomorrow.

Bye, Al.

"You are my candy boy?"

People actually liked that stuff?

It was a more innocent and stupid time.

Hey, Carol!

[girls giggling]

- Hi, Cody! - Hello, Cody.

- Hi, Cody. - Hi, Cody!

[giggles]

Hey, Chicks with Attitude. Alright.

Hey, rock on, little dudettes!

- Rock on! - Bye!

[laughs] Tcha.

Cody, all my friends have crushes on you.

Yeah, I know!

[laughs]

Oh, don't worry, Dana, only one woman has my heart.

- That's you. - Mm, lucky me.

Who's got your brain?

Wouldn't you like to know?

[laughing]

J.T., did you find us a job yet?

Nothing, not even a nibble.

I couldn't get us a gig.

You can't get us a gig.

Great, this band is going nowhere fast.

[sighs] I gotta find her a job.

Hey, I got it!

Dude, I know how you can get all the gigs you want!

You work for nothing!

Tcha.

But then how do you make any money?

I don't know.

Hey, but they take less taxes out that way, huh?

[chuckles]

I never thought of that!

Yeah, righteous!

[instrumental music]

Nice job on the remodel, Frank.

I especially love that wallpaper.

Glad I thought of it.

Yeah, that's it. Heh, you're a man of vision.

- Hey, dad. - Oh, uh, come here, son.

J.T., I want you to meet Sid Greco.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you doing?

Hey, listen, why don't you guys stick around, bowl a few frames.

Yeah, we'd love to, but we're gonna go to a game

between the Bucks and the Bulls tonight.

A friend of ours is gonna get us into the locker room afterwards.

- We get to meet Michael Jordan! - Yes!

How is that more fun than bowling?

It's not. Yeah, we must be nuts.

- Hey, uh, Mr. Greco. - 'Yeah?'

I see you have a stage. You have live entertainment?

Oh, yeah, every weekend.

Ah, well, have I got a hot act for you.

An all-girl rock band.

Tell him how terrific they are, dad.

Yeah, well, they practice at my house

and I can't believe what I hear.

An all-girl band?

Hey, maybe that is a cute gimmick.

I got an opening Sunday night.

Does that mean we got the job?

- You got the job. - Yes! Yes! Thank you.

I gotta call Al, I thought I'd never get her a job.

- I was looking at all-- - Here, here, here.

He-he thought he'd never get her a job here.

It's always been a dream of theirs to work here.

- Isn't that right, J.T.? - Mm-hm, right.

- Yeah. - Mm-hm.

[Al] What do you mean you have the flu?

You can't be sick!

The whole band is sick.

Okay, feel better. See ya.

[sighing]

Hey, Al, check this out.

I got your new outfits for the band.

Now you can look sharp at your debut tomorrow night.

There isn't going to be a debut tomorrow night.

The girls are all sick with the flu.

They can't do the gig.

They have to, Greco already paid me an advance.

That's where I got the money for the outfits.

So return 'em and give him back his money.

I can't, they were on sale, no refunds.

Oh, man!

[sighing] I'm dead meat!

If dad finds out I owe even more money, he'll make me..

...get a job!

Oh, no, no, no, no.

We are dragging your lazy friends out of bed--

J.T., they're running fevers and throwing up.

We'll work it into the act.

They'll throw up on stage. We'll just change the name.

Uh, we'll call you, "Chicks Who Barf."

J.T. I'm just as upset as you are.

- But it's over. - Why are you saying that?

Because we have to put together

a five girl band by tomorrow and we're four girls short!

Oh, okay, just wanted to know.

[instrumental music]

Okay. Now, cheese?

Yeah.

Okay, cheese.

[Frank] Okay, cheese.

Okay, that's gonna do it.

Now when little Mickey sticks his head in there

he won't know what hit him.

You know, I've been reading up on rodents.

Of course you have.

Did you know that they have long incisors in each jaw

for ripping and tearing flesh?

Yeah, Mark, what's the point?

My point is, don't let him bite me!

Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of Jaws Jr.

- Frank-- - Carol, look out!

- What, what, what? - No, it's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

I just put a trap.

Frank, I insist you use a humane trap.

Like what, maybe a little sofa so I can catch him napping?

- There he is! - Ah!

Shh, shh, don't worry.

- Oh.. - Oh, there he goes!

- He's going under the couch. - Oh!

Shh!

[gasps]

[Frank grunts]

Oh..

[laughs] I got him!

Oh..

Aw, isn't he cute?

He's not cute, Carol, he's a dirty rodent.

Okay, Frank, go ahead. Waste the sucker.

You're not gonna kill him. Are you, daddy?

Uh, um, no, no. No.

Here, you, uh, take him outside and set him free.

Alright!

Ah, see, now that's the Frank Lambert I married.

Well, I might as well get rid of this trap.

Put it away before somebody gets hurt. Ha-ha.

[Carol gasps]

Is he gone yet?

Oh..

Mark, is anybody in the kitchen?

- No. - Excuse me.

[Frank screams]

[instrumental music]

Sure. Sure, I understand, Mr. Greco.

Okay, bye.

[sighs] He said he paid for an all-girl band

so the band's gotta be all girls.

Talk about inflexible! Tcha.

It's finished, J.T. It's hopeless.

No, it's not, all we gotta do is find some girls.

[indistinct chattering]

Close enough!

Dana, Karen, uh, listen.

My band needs girls for the bowling alley gig.

[scoffs] Good luck!

[both laughing]

What are we laughing at?

All you have to do is stand right

in front of a crowd and look gorgeous.

People will be staring at you for two solid hours.

What a lovely way to spend an evening!

[giggles] I'm in!

What's in it for me?

You know this suede jacket you like so much?

Do this and you can borrow it.

No, no. I do this and youcan borrow it.

[instrumental music]

Dana, Karen! What are you doing in these outfits?

They're covering for my sick band members.

Well, where's the rest of the band?

Oh, they're here. Come on girls, hurry up!

What is going on?

We needed girls, we couldn't get girls.

We're girls.

And darn cute ones, I might add!

This is a sad day for the Lambert men.

What are you talking about? I'm still one of the guys.

Hey, dude, are my boobs straight, man?

Lambert, how are you doing?

Oh, Sid. Uh, yeah, I want you to meet Carol, my wife.

- Hi. - Hi.

And some members of the band, that's Al.

- 'Hi, Al.' - Hey.

Uh, Jenny...and Kiki.

- Hi. - Hi.

[giggling]

We should set up. Come on, girls!

Hey, uh, where's your son?

Oh, J.T., uh, he had a date.

Yeah, well, boys will be boys.

[chuckles] Sometimes.

Hey, uh, foxy lady.

Wha.. Wha..

[high-pitched] Well..

I thought this band was all little girls

but you are obviously a woman.

All woman.

Oh, how you dudes go on!

I gotta jam now.

[chuckles]

Oh, Frank, this is just so exciting!

I mean, this could be such a big break for Al, you know?

One night they're playing Greco's Bowl-O-Rama

the next night they're playing--

McKay's Bowl-O-Rama.

Ladies and gentlemen, the cloakroom

at Greco's Bowl-O-Rama is proud to welcome..

...Chicks With Attitude!

[cheering]

I think that Kiki broad likes me.

Alright, Port Washington, let's rock and roll!

[rock music]

[applause]

♪ When love is a game that's outta control ♪

♪ You drive me insane burning my soul ♪

♪ I need a man to take the heat ♪

♪ When it comes to good love baby you can't be beat ♪

♪ I can't fight the fire ♪

♪ You burn me up you feel my desire ♪

♪ I can't fight the fire.. ♪♪

[high-pitched] Oh, no!

[indistinct chatter]

Do you know any oldies?

Hey, come on, people, don't leave!

Hey, where are you two going, I've got your shoes!

Okay, let's rock this joint! One, two, three!

♪ Good lovin' ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪

♪ I was feelin' ♪

♪ Whoa so bad now ♪

♪ And I asked my family doctor just what I had now ♪

♪ I said doctor ♪♪ Doctor ♪

♪ Mr. M. D. ♪♪ Doctor ♪

♪ Now can you tell me ♪

♪ Yeah what's ailing me? ♪

♪ Doctor ♪

♪ He said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yes indeed ♪

♪ All I really need ♪

♪ Is good lovin' ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ All I want is love ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ All I need is love ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love lovin' in the morning ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love love at night ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love love ♪

♪ Good lovin' ♪♪ Love love love love love ♪♪

[rock music]

Whoo!

[applauding]

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

What a night!

Yeah, and Carol, you were terrific.

- Oh. - 'Hey, you're not kidding.'

Any time you wanna sit in with my band, you've got a gig.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

I didn't know you could sing like that.

Yeah, well, you oughta spend more time with me in the shower.

Okay.

Hey, wait a minute, guys. Wait, whoa..

I just got one question.

Does this dress make me look too hippie?

No, but if you're gonna keep wearing minis

you might wanna get a Thighmaster.

You know, I just realized when we were

all up there tonight singing, I don't know

it was just like we're all the Partridge family.

[laughs]

[all sighing]

Oh, I like that show, man, you know.

Ben and Hoss and Little Joe, you know?

'It's cool!'

[humming "Bonanza"]

Well, come on, J.T., I'll help you get outta that dress.

Uh, in a minute, honey, J.T. and I have to talk.

Yeah, well, don't take long. I'm thinking of taking a shower.

♪ Gimme that good good love ♪♪

[Carol humming]

Sit down, son.

Uh...listen.

What did I tell you about getting into debt?

You didn't have to ask Greco for an advance on that salary.

Those outfits could have waited.

[sighs] But, dad, this was really important.

What was important, you had to prove you were

a hotshot rock and roll manager?

It's not about that, dad.

So you were gonna make some money managing Al's band?

I'm not making any money for this.

Well, then, what was it?

Well, you know, Al, she really loves to play the drums

and she really wanted her band to get a gig.

And those outfits were so cool--

Wait, wait a minute, now.

You're telling me you did this whole thing just for Al?

Yeah, but don't make a whole mushy thing out of this, okay?

Hey, I think it's very nice.

I, I didn't know you looked out for her that way.

Hey, I'm her big brother.

It's what a big brother's supposed to do, right?

J.T.?

You're the best big brother in the world.

Aw, a hug, just what I was trying to avoid.

You're also the ugliest big sister in the world.

Y-you know, J.T., if you and Cody are gonna stay in the band

I got a good name for you.

Chicks With Facial Hair.

I got facial hair? Alright!

[instrumental music]

[theme music]