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[instrumental music]
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Dad.
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I can't believe
you're going through with this.
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J.T., Carol and I have had
no time alone together
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since we got married.
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We reallyneed
this weekend away.
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I don't care if you go away
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but do you have to put
Dana in charge?
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Do you have a better idea?
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Yeah, put me in charge.
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J.T., I said,
"Do you have a betteridea?"
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Okay, Dana, now
here's the list of phone numbers
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you might need
in case of emergency.
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Our hotel in Milwaukee,
the Bellman's next door
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Dr. Kipper, Dr. Sharp..
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Don't forget Dr. Beasley.
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Dr. Beasley? The veterinarian?
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Yes. What if J.T. gets sick?
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Or if we have to put
Dana to sleep.
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Do.. Hey..
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Come on, honey.
We gotta go. We're late.
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Now I just want you two
to have a wonderful time
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and don't worry about us
for a minute.
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Although,
I'll miss you terribly.
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You are such a suck up.
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Hey, you go with your strength.
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- Come on.
- Now, now, now, kids.
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You know, this is the first time
that we've left you alone
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and I'm trusting you
to behave yourselves.
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That means listen to Dana, okay?
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- Okay..
- Alright, bye.
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- Ooh!
- Oh, geez.
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Oh, God. Ooh.
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- 'Oh, I'm gonna miss you.'
- Well..
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- 'Bye.'
- Here we go.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
- Bye-bye.
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- Come on. Here, honey, honey.
- Bye.
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- Bye, bye.
- Bye.
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- Okay, here we are.
- Bye, bye.
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Oh, and, um,
uh, one more thing.
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No parties while we're gone.
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Don't worry, Carol.
You can trust us.
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- I know. Okay, bye.
- Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye. It's party time!
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Yeah!
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[cheering]
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-oh woah-oh ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell us ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[Dana]
Karen, J.T., dinner.
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I'm starved. What're we having?
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Franks and beans.
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Did we forget something?
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If you don't like my cooking,
make your own dinner.
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Just don't make a mess. A couple
of my friends are coming over.
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Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
You're having friends over?
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They're from my study group.
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Great. I'll invite
my study group.
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You have a D average.
You need a study group for that?
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Hey, we spark each other.
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Forget it, J.T., no parties.
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Well, you're having one.
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It's not a party.
We're gonna study.
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Uh, Dana, I think
the distinction you're drawing
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is a very nebulous one.
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Any activity from where
someone drives pleasure
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could be construed as a party.
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And anyone who talks like you
could be construed as a twerp.
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Look, I wanna be fair.
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Since I've invited
two friends over
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each one of you
can invite two friends over.
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- Alright!
- Yeah!
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But, J.T., try to be selective.
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Pick two that don't walk
on their knuckles.
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[instrumental music]
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[car honking]
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Well, here it is.
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The honeymoon suite.
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Uh, excuse me,
t-these are twin beds.
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Well, not exactly twins
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one's got a leg that wobbles.
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No, no, no, you see, your..
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Your brochure says,
"A Lover's Retreat."
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They usually do
when they see this room.
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And this is your
deluxe bathroom.
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[scoffs]
This one must've been
on steroids.
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Frank, this doesn't seem
very romantic.
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Oh, no, now,
wait a minute, honey.
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You and I can make
any place romantic.
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Ah, excuse me.
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[train chugging]
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[rumbling]
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What the hell was that?
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A train.
Where you folks from?
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Frank.
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I am not staying in this room
another minute.
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No-now,
wait a minute, honey, I..
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I know how to talk to him.
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Look, uh..
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[chuckles]
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What do we gotta do
to get a better room?
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Go to a better hotel.
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Wait, wait.
You mean there's nothing else?
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I'm sorry
there's a convention, but listen
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if you folks need anything else
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just call the desk
and ask for Rocky.
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Yeah, o-okay, thanks, Rocky.
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Oh, I'm not Rocky, I'm Phil.
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Rocky takes care
of the problem guests.
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You know, Frank,
I hope this doesn't
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spoil your weekend,
but I'm going home.
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No, no, wait.
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Now don't let the room
get you down.
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It's a,
it's a minor setback, uh..
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We could still, uh
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make this a weekend to remember.
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Yeah.
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How?
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First thing we gotta do
is rearrange the furniture
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so it doesn't look like
my parents bedroom.
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And then what?
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And then, uh,
next time the room shakes
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it won't be the choo-choo train.
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Okay, well..
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While you're doing that,
I'll just, uh..
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...slip into something
a little more comfortable.
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[growls]
That's what I've been
waiting to hear.
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Okay.
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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[groaning]
Oh! Wow!
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- Frank!
- Yeah.
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- What's the matter?
- Well..
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It's just a karate technique
of mine, honey, I..
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I use it
to focus my energies. Hah!
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Ow!
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Save some of those yells
for later.
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Don't go away,
I'll be right back.
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[giggles]
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I can't move. Oh!
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[instrumental music]
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Hello, Sheldon,
this is your best friend, Mark.
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Foster.
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Listen, we're having a little
party tonight at my house
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and I was wondering..
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Foster.
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Never mind.
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Hey, little step-cuz.
What are you doin'?
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Well, Dana said we could each
have two friends over tonight
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and I seem to be comin' up
one friend short.
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Oh, no problem.
I'll be your friend.
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Oh, I already counted you.
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I'm looking for number two.
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Yeah, cool. Well, let me know
when you find him.
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- Oh, I will.
- Yeah.
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Hello, Gary. This is Mark.
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Foster!
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[instrumental music]
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[laughing]
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Oh, that's probably
the friends I invited.
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Hey, I can invite friends,
not you.
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Okay, okay, I'll just
have to tell them to go.
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Hey, Jonah.
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Hey, Ally. Hi, Cheryl.
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Uh, listen,
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
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Yeah, you should've been here
an hour ago.
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[laughing]
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Come on in.
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- I'm J.T.
- Hi.
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J.T., who are these people?
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I said two friends.
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These are my two friends.
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I'll let you know how it goes
with these two.
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[laughing]
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J.T., they're gonna
have to leave.
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[chuckling]
Yeah, right.
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[laughing]
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Karen, I said we could
each invite twofriends.
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I know. These are
the four finalists.
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[chuckles]
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Come on, guys.
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This is getting
totally out of hand.
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[laughing]
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I said just two friends.
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Didn't anybody hear me?
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I heard you.
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I just didn't care.
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[laughing]
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Wait a minute.
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[doorbell rings]
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He-hey, we heard
there's a party here?
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- Well, you heard wrong.
- Hey, Karen.
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Hey, hey, come on, everybody,
this is it.
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Let's party.
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[screaming]
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[upbeat music]
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Wait a minute!
There's no party. It's..
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I'm not kidding around now!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, oh, oh. Ow!
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[exhales]
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[Carol]
'Frank. What was that?'
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That was just me, honey.
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D-doing my
James Brown impression.
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[imitating James Brown]
Ow! I feel good.
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[groans]
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- 'Frank..'
- Ah?
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I got the wrong suitcase,
my new negligee's
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in the other suitcase.
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That suitcase? The big one?
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Would you get it for me?
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[chuckling]
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We'll see.
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[breathing heavily]
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Yes. Yes.
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[groaning]
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[breathing heavily]
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Yes!
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[groaning]
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[breathing heavily]
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[groaning]
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Ha-ha!
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[panting]
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Alright.
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Ow!
262
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,032
Ooh!
263
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,992
[panting]
264
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:14,995
[grunts]
265
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,524
Oh. Ha-ha! Hah!
266
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,439
[Carol]
'Oh, never mind, honey.'
267
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,615
'It was in here all the time.'
268
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,922
[sighs]
269
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,227
[grunts]
270
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,448
Oh.
271
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,451
[panting]
272
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,239
[grunting]
273
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,416
Whoa!
274
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,550
[Carol]
'Ready or not, here I come.'
275
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,030
Ah.
276
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,429
Oh!
277
00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,474
You look good.
278
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,518
[laughs]
279
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,957
And I'm all yours.
280
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,262
Come here, you savage.
281
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,960
[giggles]
282
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,443
Okay.
283
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,274
Oh-ho-ho.
284
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,233
[chuckles]
285
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:32,899
- What're you doing?
- Taking my time.
286
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,554
I want this moment to last.
287
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:40,210
Oh, Frank,
you're such a romantic.
288
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,733
You're gonna love this.
289
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:46,086
[breathing heavily]
290
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,307
[instrumental music]
291
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:53,833
Ooh!
292
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,316
Oh, I remember in Jamaica
on our wedding night
293
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,449
we danced under the stars
294
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,626
and you did that really
fancy dance move.
295
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,542
Uh, I did?
296
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,283
Maybe this will
jog your memory.
297
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,806
Oh, no, it's not ne..
298
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,721
Whoa!
299
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,114
Whoa!
300
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,944
[music continues]
301
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,426
Somehow it was different
in Jamaica.
302
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,739
[indistinct chatter]
303
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,874
I told you I was sorry.
304
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,527
Out, out, out.
305
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,575
No, no, no!
306
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,055
No, I'm serious, man, my cousin
307
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,360
played Santa Claus last year
308
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,361
and he came down the chimney.
309
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,841
You bozo.
310
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,148
A human being
cannot fit down a chimney.
311
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,715
- Do you wanna bet?
- Yeah, you're on.
312
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,413
J.T., come here.
313
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,805
Come here,
I want you to settle something.
314
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,416
Hey, guys, I'm your man.
315
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,460
What're we talkin' about?
316
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,463
Rock and roll? Sports? Chicks?
317
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,813
- Santa Claus.
- What?
318
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,555
- Hey! Where are we going?
- To the roof!
319
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,515
You mind if I ask why?
320
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,170
Dana, do you think this party's
getting out of hand?
321
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,867
"Getting out of hand?"
322
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,087
Maybe you should get
everybody to leave.
323
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,306
What do you think
I've been doing?
324
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,787
I've pleaded. I've begged.
325
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,441
But did they listen? No!
326
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,877
Because they're animals.
327
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,706
No, they're lower than animals.
They're vermin.
328
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:28,405
They're bacteria. Viruses,
that's what they are, virus..
329
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,147
Why did you slap me?
330
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:33,106
I thought you were hysterical.
331
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,718
Why? I'm not.
You just slapped me.
332
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,024
[screaming]
333
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:41,114
- Girl fight!
- Girl fight!
334
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,989
[screaming]
335
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,688
[laughing]
336
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,475
Okay. That's it.
337
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,999
Everybody, out!
338
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,263
Get out!
339
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,876
It's hopeless!
340
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,053
Oh, yeah. Watch this.
341
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,623
We're out of food!
342
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,150
We're out of food?
Let's go!
343
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:20,109
[indistinct chatter]
344
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,682
That was brilliant, Al.
345
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,511
Thanks a lot.
346
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,208
Well, I figured I owed you
347
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,471
since my pig's asleep
in your underwear drawer.
348
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:42,349
Who cares?
As long as everybody's gone.
349
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,221
Okay. Now, all we've got to do
is clean up.
350
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:48,094
Mark, Brendan,
you guys start in here.
351
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,574
Al, Karen,
you guys to the kitchen.
352
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,142
J.T., let's start moving
this furniture back.
353
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,364
J.T.!
354
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,235
Where is J.T.?
355
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,758
J.T.!
356
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,586
[J.T. screaming]
357
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,153
[J.T. groans]
358
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,465
J.T. you're in the fireplace!
359
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,554
[J.T.]
'Tell me something
I don't know.'
360
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,210
- Well, are you okay?
- 'I'm great.'
361
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,342
'I'm thinkin' about
moving my bed in here.'
362
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,519
'Can you get me out?'
363
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,045
'Hello!'
364
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,830
[instrumental music]
365
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,833
Let's try this. Put one hand
on my forehead, okay.
366
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,095
- Okay.
- There you go.
367
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,488
- And the other one on my chin.
- Okay.
368
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,229
Alright, now.
369
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,752
I want you to snap my head back
370
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,058
just as hard as you can.
371
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,365
But what if I hurt you?
372
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,454
Uh, Carol, I've had this
happen to me before.
373
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,588
Now, just do it.
It couldn't be any worse.
374
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,285
- Okay.
- Okay.
375
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,157
One, two..
376
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,033
Ooh, I was wrong.
377
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,733
Oh, that's a whole bunch worse.
378
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,387
Oh.
379
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:08,130
Oh, Carol, all I wanted
was a romantic weekend with you.
380
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,263
Yeah, well,
you're not gonna have that.
381
00:18:11,786 --> 00:18:13,309
But there are three
little words you could say
382
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,050
that would make
everything alright.
383
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,486
Oh.
384
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,227
- I love you.
- No.
385
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,664
The words are, "Let's go home."
386
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,057
Oh, okay.
387
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,232
Think you might have to strap me
388
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,973
to the hood of the car though.
389
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:29,673
Yeah, well,
you just sit here and..
390
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,589
- You can watch me change.
- Oh.
391
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:35,636
Oh, well, would you tip me
forward a little then?
392
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,250
That's good. No, no, no! No!
393
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:44,210
[instrumental music]
394
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,695
J.T., how could you let those
guys stuff you down the chimney?
395
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,871
They didn't ask my permission.
396
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,962
So, what are we gonna do?
397
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,660
[engine rumbling]
398
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,141
Tell me someone didn't
just pull into the driveway.
399
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,494
Oh! Oh, my God.
It's mom and Frank.
400
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,105
Quick! Straighten up!
Put the picture back!
401
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,455
- J.T. don't move.
- Good plan.
402
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,428
Hi, everybody. We're home.
403
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,083
What a pleasant surprise.
404
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,651
Would you look at that,
the ceiling needs repainting.
405
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,829
Well, at least the house
is still standing.
406
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,266
Oh, what did you think we'd do?
407
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,484
Have a wild party
with a million people
408
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:42,529
and wreck the place?
409
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:45,488
[laughing]
410
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,929
Well, the thought
did cross my mind.
411
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,149
Oh. Carol,
my back is killing me.
412
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,369
I just want to go upstairs
and take a hot bath.
413
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,806
Oh, great idea.
I'll fill the tub.
414
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,069
- I'll help you upstairs, Frank.
- Oh, well.
415
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,853
- Thank you, Dana.
- Sure.
416
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,508
And it's chilly in here,
why don't you kids build a fire?
417
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,118
- A fire!
- Oh!
418
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,337
[Dana]
'Where?'
419
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:13,255
Well, call me crazy,
but how about the fireplace?
420
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,865
Do we really need a fire?
421
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,172
[indistinct chatter]
422
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,872
Well, excuse me,
if it's too hard for you
423
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,526
I'll build it myself.
424
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,224
[J.T.]
'No!'
425
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,143
Was that J.T.?
426
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,059
Where is J.T.?
427
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:37,888
J.T.?
428
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:41,240
[J.T.]
'Yeah.'
429
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,552
Hey, guys, what's happenin'?
430
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:52,512
[instrumental music]
431
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,172
- Daddy.
- Uh.
432
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,523
Are you mad at me?
433
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:04,959
Well, of course not, slugger.
434
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,527
- Yippee.
- Whoa!
435
00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:10,399
Daddy, are you okay?
436
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,096
Oh, yeah.
437
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,576
I think you fixed my back.
438
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:18,799
Good. I thought I kicked you
in the no-no spot.
439
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:27,286
No, pal. You see that's a whole
different kind of scream.
440
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,158
Uh, you go on up to bed, okay?
441
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,029
- Night, daddy.
- Go on.
442
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,509
I guess that's about it.
443
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:36,164
Hey, listen, I wanna
thank you for helpin' me
444
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,688
get my kid out of that chimney.
445
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,517
I'll bet you crazy stuff
like this happens all the time.
446
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:42,823
Nope.
447
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,352
Oh, honey, look.
I'm good as new.
448
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,442
Oh, Frank! I'm so glad.
449
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,923
Uh, how did it go upstairs
with the kids?
450
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:59,622
Well, they all apologized
like crazy.
451
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,755
I told them they have
to work off the damages
452
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,583
by doing extra chores
around the house
453
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:04,932
and you know
for the rest of the night
454
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,499
I've confined them
to their rooms.
455
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,285
Uh, wait a minute.
456
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:13,767
You mean we're all alone
down here?
457
00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:16,291
Yeah. You sure
your back's okay?
458
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,293
[chuckles]
459
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,208
Ow!
460
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:21,383
Did you hurt it again?
461
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,776
I feel good.
462
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:26,823
[humming]
463
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:31,567
[instrumental music]
464
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,006
[theme music]
465
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:09,039
[music continues]
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