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[instrumental music]
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi, daddy.
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Hey, guess who has got
a big birthday comin' up?
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Not me. I won't be 29
for another month.
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Twenty-nine? Wow, you're old!
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Not her, Brendan, you.
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You are approachin'
the big 06.
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[gasps]
Six years old? Ooh..
That's halfway to twelve.
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We're gonna have
to do something special.
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Oh, we do something special
every year. Right, champ?
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- Pizza and bowling.
- Sounds great, daddy.
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Yeah! And this year's
gonna be even better, son.
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'Cause now you know you're
supposed to let go of that ball.
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Can I still wear my helmet?
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Yeah, I think you should.
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Honey, I gotta stop by
Mrs. Carlin's house.
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She's got a terrible case
of dry rot.
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Well, not Mrs. Carlin,
her house.
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Actually, she looks pretty good.
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But not as good as you..
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I-I better go. Bye, pal.
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- Bye.
- Bye, daddy.
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So...Brendan.
You like bowling, huh?
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Well, not the bowling part
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but I like wearing
other people's shoes.
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Hey, have you ever thought
of having a real party?
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You know, like with hats
and balloons and games?
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You mean, like my friends have?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, especially
if we could get Yo-Yo.
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Who's Yo-Yo?
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Oh, he's the greatest clown
in the world.
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He can make music
come out of his armpit.
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Well, then we gotta have him.
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[theme song]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder
will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over
a different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell
but you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[music continues]
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It's a birthday party.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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You know,
what I've always wondered?
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Like in Switzerland, okay?
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Does American cheese have holes?
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You are so deep.
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Tcha. I know!
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Alright! Touchdown! Packers!
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- What's the score?
- 40-97.
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- The pack is back.
- Yes!
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I think football's totally
barbaric and without merit.
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Don't you, Karen?
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I don't know,
if nobody played football
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then what would
the cheerleaders do?
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And you thought I was deep?
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Great. Okay, well,
we'll see you on Saturday.
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And, uh, don't forget
to bring Mr. Wimpy.
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[chuckles]
Okay, bye-bye.
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Who's Mr. Wimpy?
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- Oh, he's Yo-Yo's puppet.
- Ah.
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- Who's Yo-Yo?
- Yo-Yo is a clown.
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He's coming
to Brendan's birthday party.
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Yeah, right. I hope he can bowl
in those big floppy shoes.
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[chuckles]
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Frank, I-I've been wanting
to talk to you about this
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but I didn't know
how to tell you..
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Well, the truth is that
Brendan would rather have
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a birthday party
than go bowling.
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[laughs]
Honey, that's ridiculous.
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Brendan loves to go bowling.
Who told you that?
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Brendan.
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All this time,
I've been takin' him bowling
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on his birthday and he hates it?
Why wouldn't he tell me?
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Well, he just didn't
wanna hurt your feelings.
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I'm not hurt.
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Eh, it's his birthday.
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If he wants to ruin it
by havin' a party
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and cake and presents
with a bunch of his friends
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it's fine with me.
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Mail!
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Is this the male
you're looking for, Dana?
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No. If I wanted you, I would've
said, "Hey, sludge brain."
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Cool. I'll listen
for that next time.
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Somebody else do this.
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I'll take care of it.
Okay, here we go. Let's see.
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"Sports Illustrated," mm-hmm.
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- "Money Magazine."
- Ooh, ooh.
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- "Cosmo."
- That's me.
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Uh, "Wrestling Digest?"
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[chuckles]
That's mine.
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A wrestling magazine?
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Well, I only read it
for the articles.
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Hey, Uncle Frank!
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Ten days to better packs, huh?
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Save that for me, okay?
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[chuckles]
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Look at this, Frank.
It's from Jamaica.
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Looks official.
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Oh, no, Frank.
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The chapel where we got married
is closing.
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The Wedding Shack?
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You got married in a shack?
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First class all the way,
huh, Frank?
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Hey, I had a coupon, okay?
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Oh, no, Frank.
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The Wedding Shack
wasn't licensed.
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According to this,
we're not legally married.
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[all]
Alright!
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[all cheering]
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Alright, just knock it off.
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Frank, this means
we're not legally married.
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We're not husband and wife.
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We've been living in, uh..
You know..
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- What are we gonna do?
- Well, now, Carol.
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- Ooh!
- What, now, don't panic!
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No, no, no,
first thing Monday morning
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we'll go down to City Hall
and we'll get married.
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City Hall?
That sounds so impersonal.
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Well, uh, no, honey,
it doesn't have to be.
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We, we can make it special.
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We'll get all dressed up.
He-he.
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Then we'll get married
and we'll, we'll have a nice
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uh, expensive bottle
of champagne
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over a romantic lunch.
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You know...we'll make
a whole day of it.
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Hmm, well, I guess
that doesn't sound so bad.
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Look at it this way.
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The sooner we get married again
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the sooner we get
to start our second honeymoon.
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Mm..
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We were so close.
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Okay. Today's my big day.
How do I look?
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- Oh..
- Fine.
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I mean, if you're not gonna
have a real wedding
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you might as well wear that.
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Well, what's that
supposed to mean?
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Mm, nothing, it's just
the last chance I'll have
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to see my daughter
walk down the aisle.
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What about me?
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What about you?
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[gasps]
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Mom. You look nice!
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Before you go,
I have a little something
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for you from all the kids.
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Tsk. Oh..
Oh, that is so sweet.
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It's a petition asking you
not to marry Frank.
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I don't have time for this.
I have to meet Frank downtown.
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No, you don't wanna be late
for your big wedding
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down at City Hall.
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While you're there, would you
renew my fishing license?
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Don't listen to her.
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If I could find a man, whoo!
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I'd get married at City Hall.
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If you could find a man, you'd
get married at Burger King.
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[instrumental music]
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Excuse me,
I'm here to get married.
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- And I was wondering--
- I'm sorry.
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You have to get in line.
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Next.
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Hi there. It's me again.
I'm still here to get married--
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I need two forms
of identification
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your blood test results
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and you will have
to fill out Form 37-B.
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Okay, um, where do I
get Form 37-B?
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Next window.
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Can I help you?
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Uh, may I have Form 37-B?
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Here you go. Have a seat.
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The judge will be with you soon.
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You mean,
you're not the judge too?
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[laughs]
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Oh! Hi, honey.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Oh, I'm telling you, that
Carlin house is a disaster.
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There's dry rot in the basement
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termites on the second floor
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and a really disgusting
fungus in the bathroom.
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You look pretty.
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Frank, look atyou.
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This is supposed
to be our wedding day.
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Well, honey,
we're still gonna get married
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but I can't spend
the whole day.
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I gotta get back to work.
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You mean, we're not
even gonna have lunch?
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Uh, oh, yeah. Yeah, I got you
a burrito off the truck.
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Frank!
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You don't like burritos?
You want half my ham sandwich?
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- What's up next, Doris?
- Big wedding.
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Well, alright.
Let's get it over with.
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- I tee off in half an hour.
- Well, that's great.
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We're in a rush too.
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Frank!
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I am sorry.
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I am not going to marry you.
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That a burrito?
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[instrumental music]
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Carol, I followed you
all the way home from City Hall.
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- Why did you ignore me?
- I didn't know it was you.
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I threw myself on the hood
of your car screaming
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"Carol, I love you!"
Who else could it be?
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Could've been anybody.
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This is great!
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Something tells me
they didn't get married.
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They sound like they're married.
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What are you saying, Carol?
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That you don't want to marry me?
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Not like that, Frank!
It just didn't feel right.
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It was so...unromantic.
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We had romantic in Jamaica.
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I thought this time,
we were going for legal!
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[gasps]
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You just don't get it.
Do you, Frank?
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Yes, I get it.
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What?
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[scoffs]
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You show up late for our
wedding, you cancel our lunch
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you're covered with dry rot.
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Face it, Frank, you are
more interested in fixing
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someone's stupid house
than you are our marriage!
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But they had no roof!
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Oh! It's always something,
isn't it, Frank?
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This was supposed
to beourwedding day.
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Well, yeah.
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I guess it's kind of
a big deal, isn't it?
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I mean, I know
it's a big deal, honey
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and I wanna make it up to you.
255
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,432
Alright. Alright.
I want a real wedding.
256
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:03,434
- Okay.
- I want music, I want flowers.
257
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,915
I want a wedding cake and I want
Reverend Wallace to marry us.
258
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:08,352
- You got it.
- No, I don't got it.
259
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,180
Why not?
I agreed to everything.
260
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,616
Yeah, but Reverend Wallace
261
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,358
is going out of town
for six months.
262
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,447
He's leaving Saturday at 4:53.
263
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,366
How do you know that?
264
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,325
I'm his hair dresser.
265
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,374
Alright, then he can marry us
Saturday before he leaves.
266
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,507
Oh, wait a minute.
That's Brendan's birthday party.
267
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,596
We can't have a wedding and a
birthday party in the same day--
268
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:35,815
Ye-yes, we can. Yes, we can.
269
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,642
The party's at noon.
270
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,253
We'll have him
marry us at 3:00.
271
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,820
The timing's perfect.
272
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:41,951
Oh..
273
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,083
Do you really think it'll work?
274
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,998
Oh, trust me, Carol.
275
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,956
You are going
to have the wedding
276
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,784
you've always dreamed of.
277
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,005
Thank you, Frank.
278
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,876
And you are going to have the..
279
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,139
...honeymoon you always
dreamed of.
280
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,934
[indistinct chatter]
281
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,283
Aunt Penny, Aunt Penny,
they need to know
282
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,762
where you wanna put the punch.
283
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,026
The punch?
Oh, my goodness, the punch.
284
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,680
[chuckles]
285
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,378
Oh...Dana.
286
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,946
You're so fine.
287
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,557
I'd walk to the ends
of the Earth for you.
288
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,907
Good. Why don't you start now?
It's that way.
289
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,173
She's got the "Love Jones"
somethin' fierce.
290
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,917
Whoa! Ha-ha, a birthday cake.
291
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,180
Hey, you guys! Food fight!
292
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,053
[all screaming]
293
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,924
Where are you going
with the cake?
294
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,795
Cake? Well..
295
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,580
I was just gonna go over there,
it has better light.
296
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,538
Oh, give me that.
297
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,714
Cody, what are you
doin' in here?
298
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,151
I'm all by myself out there.
299
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,761
[chuckles]
300
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,763
Penny, have you seen the clown?
301
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,983
No, but some kid
named Yo-Yo called
302
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,288
and said he couldn't make it.
303
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,811
What?
304
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,944
Yo-Yo's not coming?
305
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:05,165
I told all my friends.
306
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:08,168
Uh, no, no, no, son. Listen..
307
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:11,258
Yo-Yo is gonna be here.
Now, don't worry.
308
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,086
Cross your heart
and hope to die?
309
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,916
Man to man. Guy to guy.
310
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,483
Alright!
311
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,225
Hey, guys!
Yo-Yo the Clown is coming.
312
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,141
[all cheering]
313
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,838
Hey, wait a minute.
314
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,450
Are you guys talkin'
about Yo-Yo the Clown?
315
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,799
Oh, he's so cool.
316
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,149
He did my party last year.
317
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,414
Hey, you guys! Sneak preview!
318
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,072
I'm sorry, Carol,
but I really have got to leave.
319
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,508
Oh, just a few more minutes,
reverend.
320
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,641
I've got to find Frank.
321
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,165
Al, Al, have you seen your dad?
322
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:50,645
No.
323
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,255
Mom, it's bad luck
for you to see
324
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,691
the groom before the wedding.
325
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:56,390
It means the marriage
won't last.
326
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,305
Oh, well, in that case
327
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,307
I think I saw him
in the kitchen.
328
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:01,699
Oh.
329
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,746
Frank?
330
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,705
Frank!
331
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,015
Yo!
332
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:16,018
- Cody?
- Hi, Carol. What do you think?
333
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,846
Did it myself. Ha-ha-ha.
334
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,154
You look like a mummy.
335
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,503
Really?
336
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,809
Most people say
I look like my dad.
337
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,295
[indistinct chatter]
338
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,906
Oh, my goodness! Mr. Wimpy,
that was a great brace.
339
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,821
Thank you very much.
340
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,215
Do you have anything you'd like
to say to the birthday boy?
341
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,217
Yes, I do!
Gimme all your presents!
342
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,958
[children laughing]
343
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,438
Not very nice.
344
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,353
You think that's not nice?
Check yourself.
345
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,137
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
346
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,140
[laughing]
347
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,969
Oh, my goodness.
Mr. Yo-Yo's kinda tired.
348
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,753
Excuse me, Mr. Yo-Yo.
349
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,668
Hello, sweetheart.
350
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,062
Frank?
351
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,412
Um, how 'bout we get some more
of that cake, you guys?
352
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,240
[children cheering]
353
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,634
Hey-hey-hey!
354
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,853
Hey-hey!
355
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,639
What are you doing?
356
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,729
Uh-uh, Carol,
I know this looks kinda bad.
357
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,427
Looks kinda bad, Frank?
358
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,212
Oh, no. No!
359
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,257
This is supposed
to be the most important day
360
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,999
of our lives and you're
dressed in a clown suit
361
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:26,349
and talking to a sock!
362
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,178
I can't believe
you're doing this to me again.
363
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,571
[sighs]
364
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,575
I can explain it to you, Carol.
365
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,493
You don't have to explain,
obviously our marriage
366
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,711
is not very important to you.
367
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,148
Oh, honey, that's not it.
368
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,933
I swear that's not,
that's not it.
369
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,936
Daddy! Daddy! This is
the best birthday I ever had.
370
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,852
You're even a better Yo-Yo
than the real Yo-Yo.
371
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:54,160
- Thank you.
- I love you, daddy.
372
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,076
I love you too, pal.
373
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,471
Brendan,
you're missin' all the fun!
374
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,299
Bill Wheeler's throwin' up!
375
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,867
- Alright!
- Yeah!
376
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:18,053
Carol, Yo-Yo the Clown
cancelled at the last minute.
377
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,404
When I saw how disappointed
Brendan was, I..
378
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,580
I just couldn't
let him down again.
379
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,846
[instrumental music]
380
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,072
I'm sorry.
381
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,121
You really are a big Yo-Yo.
382
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,513
[squeaking]
Oh!
383
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,215
And a really terrific father.
384
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,915
Will you marry me?
385
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,265
Why not?
386
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:59,660
Argh, they say you'll never
forget your wedding day.
387
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,227
Boy, were they right.
388
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,798
I'm sorry to do this,
but I really have got to go.
389
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,584
I'm sorry too. Here's your hat.
Have a safe trip!
390
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,063
[Penny screaming]
391
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,109
Everyone, they're here!
They're here!
392
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,719
Too late. The reverend left.
393
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,156
No, I didn't.
394
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,943
I was so close,
I could taste it.
395
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,902
["Here Comes the Bride"
piano music]
396
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,440
Whoa, Deja vu!
397
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:44,183
Last time I was at a wedding,
they played the same song.
398
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,186
Alright..
399
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:50,189
[music continues]
400
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:07,771
No way!
Uncle Frank's Yo-Yo the Clown!
401
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,165
Cool, secret identity.
402
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,825
Friends,
we are gathered here today
403
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:21,611
to join this woman and this man
in holy matrimony
404
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,352
as quick as possible.
405
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,572
Is there anyone present
who would object
406
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:28,531
to this man and this woman
becoming husband and wife?
407
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,447
Put 'em down.
408
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,713
Good, then let's proceed.
409
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,716
Uh, r-reverend, if I could,
could I please say something?
410
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,806
Oh, fine, I've always wanted
to sprint through an airport
411
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,286
like a lunatic.
412
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:53,077
Carol, I'm not very good
at this sort of thing
413
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,906
and I know sometimes,
I must seem pretty dense.
414
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,083
But I know one thing.
415
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,130
I love you more than anything
416
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,958
and I always will.
417
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:08,441
Oh, Frank.
That's so beautiful.
418
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,878
[honking]
419
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,274
Uh, could we wrap this up?
420
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,540
Frank, do you take Carol
to be your lawful wedded wife
421
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,846
for rich or for poor,
sickness and health
422
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,413
yada, yada, yada?
423
00:21:26,937 --> 00:21:28,330
Yes, I do.
424
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,637
- Do you, Carol, take Frank to--
- I do.
425
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,421
Then by the powers vested in me
426
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,945
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
427
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,599
Well, kiss the bride.
428
00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,340
Come on. Come on.
429
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,567
That's so beautiful.
430
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:48,959
[sobbing]
431
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,657
What is your problem?
432
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:54,095
I always cry at weddings.
I can't help it.
433
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:55,836
Your mascara's running.
434
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,272
Seriously?
435
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:02,408
Ladies and gentleman,
it's my pleasure to introduce
436
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:05,062
for the first time,
Mr. and Mrs..
437
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,499
Well, you know your name.
438
00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:11,721
[applause]
439
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,338
Oh!
440
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:26,388
And the nightmare continues..
441
00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:29,348
[instrumental music]
442
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,745
[theme music]
443
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,126
[music continues]
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