Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,696 --> 00:00:02,132
[theme music]
2
00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:09,574
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
3
00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,141
You know, I was thinking
maybe we could do
4
00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:13,056
something as a family.
5
00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:16,625
You mean, your family
and our family together?
6
00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,888
What a great idea!
Not.
7
00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,672
[both laugh]
8
00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:24,415
Well, what about
the rest of you?
9
00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:25,808
When pigs fly.
10
00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:27,897
No way.
11
00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,161
Get real, mom. Ugh.
12
00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:36,384
Well, Brendan,
I guess that leaves
13
00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:38,429
just, uh, you and me, huh?
14
00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:42,912
But, Carol, Billy's pet turtle
got run over by a car.
15
00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,697
And I wanna see it before
he throws it in the garbage.
16
00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:50,180
Well, wouldn't want you
to miss that.
17
00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,312
Bye.
18
00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,664
Brendan, I-I'll go with you.
19
00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:59,015
[theme song]
20
00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,377
[all screaming]
21
00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,425
♪ The dream wide broken ♪
22
00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:19,340
♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
23
00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:21,081
♪ What would be the future? ♪
24
00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,908
♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
25
00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:23,953
♪ You wonder ♪
26
00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,781
♪ Will there ever be ♪
27
00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,957
♪ A second time around? ♪
28
00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,699
♪ Woah-oh woah-oh ♪
29
00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,614
♪ When the tears are over ♪
30
00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:34,746
♪ And the moment has come ♪
31
00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:38,533
♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
32
00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,491
♪ You know it will be better ♪
33
00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,145
♪ 'Cause you're putting it
together ♪
34
00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:45,714
♪ For the second time around ♪
35
00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:47,585
♪ Ooh ♪
36
00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:49,544
♪ We got the woman and man ♪
37
00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,372
♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
38
00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:53,504
♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪
39
00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:55,289
♪ Oooh-oooh-oooh ♪
40
00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,595
♪ Only time will tell ♪
41
00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:01,556
♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
42
00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,084
♪ Step by step ♪
43
00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,825
♪ Day by day ♪
44
00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:11,696
♪ A fresh start over ♪
45
00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,785
♪ A different hand to play ♪
46
00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:15,570
♪ The deeper we fall ♪
47
00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,920
♪ The stronger we stay ♪
48
00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,791
♪ It will be better ♪
49
00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,271
♪ The second time around ♪
50
00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,404
♪ Step by step ♪
51
00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,188
♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
52
00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,929
♪ A fresh start over ♪
53
00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:28,844
♪ A different hand to play ♪
54
00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:33,065
♪ Only time will tell
but you know what they say ♪
55
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,067
♪ We'll make it better ♪
56
00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,982
♪ The second time around ♪♪
57
00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,637
[theme music]
58
00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,346
[instrumental music]
59
00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:57,307
Oh, come on, Dana,
I may be gone all week.
60
00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,004
This is the last chance
you're gonna get
61
00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,485
to watch me demolish
a building.
62
00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:04,358
Cody, the only way I'd watch
that is if you were inside it.
63
00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,750
It's a deal!
64
00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,012
[chuckles]
65
00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,101
That was a joke.
66
00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,451
Oh, yeah, I get it.
67
00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:11,669
Hey, you're pretty funny.
68
00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:12,757
[laughs]
69
00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:18,502
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
70
00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,287
Oh, Cody, just the man
I've been looking for.
71
00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,941
Don't forget, next week
are the Port Washington
72
00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,552
annual family games.
73
00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,164
[gasps]
Oh.. Oh, that sounds like fun.
74
00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,427
Mother. Tug of war?
75
00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:33,038
The three-legged race?
Pie eating?
76
00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,475
These things
are for people named Clem
77
00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,433
who marry their cousins.
78
00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,221
Now, I will have you know
79
00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,788
the Lambert family
have been the champions
80
00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,660
for three straight years.
81
00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:47,270
Hm, I rest my case.
82
00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,881
Oh! Uncle Frank.
83
00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,709
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna be
able to make it.
84
00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:54,538
I'm tearin' down
a Mr. Doughnut in Green Bay.
85
00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,628
[chuckles]
Tcha. I totally forgot.
86
00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,804
[Cody laughs]
87
00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,632
Cody, I'm gonna miss you.
88
00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,808
Nobody can catch
a greased pig like you can.
89
00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:06,202
Now, Uncle Frank,
you're embarrassing me.
90
00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,247
[laughs]
91
00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,599
You're embarrassing all of us.
92
00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:15,167
Hey, Dana, wait up.
93
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,778
Oh, Frank, this is great.
94
00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:17,996
You know, I've been looking
for something
95
00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,215
that we could do together
as a family
96
00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,870
and these games
sound perfect.
97
00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,351
You mean, your kids
on the same team with my kids?
98
00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,048
Well, yeah, I mean,
I know my kids
99
00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,919
aren't very athletic,
but with you as their coach..
100
00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,878
You're right, honey,
I-I am a great coach
101
00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,446
and there's a reason that
the Lamberts have been champions
102
00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,621
for three straight years.
103
00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,579
Oh, good.
I'll go tell them.
104
00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,757
The reason is,
your kids weren't on the team.
105
00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,195
[instrumental music]
106
00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:48,375
Dad, you're not serious
about letting Carol and her kids
107
00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,507
be a part of our team,
are you?
108
00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:52,901
They're a part
of our family now.
109
00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,729
Why shouldn't we
give 'em a chance?
110
00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,862
Because they're a bunch of weak,
dorky, wuss, stink-o geeks.
111
00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:02,650
Just a personal opinion.
112
00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,262
Well, have a little faith.
113
00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,482
Everybody's got some
kind of talent.
114
00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,701
Coach Lambert here
is going to find it.
115
00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,529
Well, you better find it quick.
116
00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:15,489
Remember the Larson family
last year?
117
00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,534
Yeah. They almost beat us.
118
00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:20,320
Yeah, but they didn't beat us
and you know why?
119
00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:24,149
Because we're lean, mean,
fighting machines. We're..
120
00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,803
[in unison]
Lamberts!
121
00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,762
- Oh!
- Alright!
122
00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,068
Carol and her kids
are just as tough as we are.
123
00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,157
Do we have to do this?
124
00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:34,812
I've got a paper cut.
125
00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:37,162
Aw, and it's right
on the knuckle.
126
00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,512
Aw.
127
00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,559
Look, we'll call
911 later, okay?
128
00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:43,691
Come on, let's huddle up.
Everybody.
129
00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:44,953
Huddle up, here we go.
130
00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,476
Huddle up, let's go.
Great.
131
00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:47,869
[chuckles]
132
00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:50,437
- Okay.
- Oh, I hate my life.
133
00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,657
Oh, don't be such a weenie.
134
00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,006
Have some fun.
135
00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,661
Oh, great.
Now, I'm a weenie.
136
00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:59,620
What events are you good at?
137
00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,322
Modesty. I like that.
Modesty is good.
138
00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:07,889
Alright, let's just,
uh, go right
139
00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,673
to the, uh,
apple dunking, okay?
140
00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,066
Oh, sorry.
141
00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:12,633
Uh, any volunteers?
142
00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,593
Alright, Mark.
143
00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,465
I love that can-do spirit.
144
00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:21,206
Here, you just step right up
there, okay?
145
00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:24,122
Now, you have got 30 seconds
146
00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:25,472
to get as many apples
147
00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:26,734
out of the water as you can
148
00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,040
using only your teeth.
149
00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:32,261
Are you ready? Go!
150
00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:33,784
Come on, Mark.
You can do it, Mark.
151
00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,177
You can do it.
Come on, Mark.
152
00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:36,700
'You can do it, Mark.
You can do it.'
153
00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,528
- 'Come on, Mark.'
- 'Unhinge that jaw, boy.'
154
00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,008
[Carol]
'You can do it, Mark.
Mark!'
155
00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:43,751
- 'No pain, no gain.'
- 'Mark? Mark? Mark!'
156
00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,709
[coughing]
157
00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,851
Did I get any?
158
00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:03,031
No, honey,
but it was a really good try.
159
00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,862
Who wants to be in some stupid
competition anyway?
160
00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,429
It's archaic and boorish.
161
00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,822
Yeah and it ruins your hair.
162
00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:16,479
Guys, come back.. Ugh..
163
00:07:16,566 --> 00:07:18,742
Guys, come here.
G-guys.
164
00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,875
Don't worry, Frank,
they'll be in this.
165
00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,575
Well, coach, now what?
166
00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:27,316
Well, I just think it's time
167
00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:30,232
we, uh, stepped up
the conditioning program.
168
00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:32,582
I think it's time
to cut down the squad.
169
00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,283
You're right.
I'll go talk to, Carol.
170
00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,726
Oh, Carol.. Ugh..
171
00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:48,990
I, uh, kinda gotta, s-sorta
172
00:07:49,077 --> 00:07:50,905
talk to you about something.
173
00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,602
Well, that's good
because I have to talk
174
00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:53,864
to you about something too.
175
00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:56,737
Okay, uh, you go first.
176
00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,827
Well, my kids
wanna quit the team.
177
00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:02,220
They do?
178
00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,614
Oh, well, that's a shame.
That's a doggone shame.
179
00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,007
That's what that is.
180
00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,924
Well, they feel
they're not good at this
181
00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,752
and they don't enjoy it.
182
00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,536
So, what's the point?
183
00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:17,105
Yeah, gee, that's just
the way it goes sometimes.
184
00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,150
But I said Frank is right.
185
00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,979
We are a family. We do things
together or not at all.
186
00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,329
So, we are playing
on this team
187
00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,071
and that is final.
188
00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,986
- You said that?
- Yes.
189
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:33,774
- D-did they hear you?
- Yes.
190
00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,994
And I told them they are lucky
to have you as a stepfather.
191
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,780
I mean, these family games
have been a tradition
192
00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,346
in the Lambert family
for years
193
00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:42,957
and now you want us
to be a part of it
194
00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,741
because we are
your family too.
195
00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,613
Well, I don't wanna
force your kids
196
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,311
to do something
they don't wanna do.
197
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,008
Frank, you know, I know
198
00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,533
that my kids
are not very athletic
199
00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,360
but thank God
200
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,493
I'm married
to a mature man
201
00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,408
who really knows
what matters.
202
00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,932
I am not all that mature, honey.
203
00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:03,499
Yes, you are.
204
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,110
Otherwise, I wouldn't find
you so irresistible.
205
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,459
[laughing]
206
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,636
Oh, Frank, you know
207
00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,638
tonight after the kids go
to sleep
208
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,684
maybe you and I could workout
a little too.
209
00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:22,779
[chuckles]
210
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:26,740
Ah!
211
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,527
Oh, son, uh..
212
00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,094
Sit down.
213
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:41,406
So, did you tell them
they're cut from the team?
214
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,671
Uh..
215
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,935
J.T., some day
when you grow up
216
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,589
get married
217
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:53,114
you're gonna see that
you can't always get everything
218
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,855
exactly the way you want.
219
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,683
You understand?
220
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,989
- Yeah, I understand.
- Good.
221
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,774
He wimped out!
222
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,995
[instrumental music]
223
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,959
[indistinct chatter]
224
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,287
Why are we even bothering
to sign up?
225
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,680
With Carol and her kids
on the team
226
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,030
we'll never beat
the Larson family.
227
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,685
Now, wait a minute, J.T.
228
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:46,123
The mature man realizes
that family togetherness
229
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:48,212
is more important
than winning.
230
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:51,259
Someday, I hope to be
that kind of man.
231
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,657
Don't look now, dad.
The Larson's just showed up.
232
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,963
[all laughing]
233
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,139
They're even bigger
than last year.
234
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,361
[all laughing]
235
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,015
- 'Oh!'
- 'It's the Lambert's.'
236
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,799
Hey, there, Lambert.
237
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:12,149
Why don't you just give up now
238
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:15,849
and save yourself
the agony of defeat?
239
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,589
What you're talking about,
Larson?
240
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,071
You were the ones who were
defeated three years in a row.
241
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,900
Yeah, yeah, well,
all that does was to
242
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:27,469
give us a little more motivation
to try harder this year.
243
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,254
[indistinct chatter]
244
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,256
Big deal, so your boy's been
245
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,215
pumping a little iron.
246
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:36,957
That's my daughter.
247
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,264
[gasps]
248
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:49,230
You know, dad, there is
a certain dignity in giving up.
249
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,275
No, no, J.T.
250
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,190
Don't worry, Larson.
251
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:56,628
We Lambert's have a few tricks
up our sleeves too. Heh.
252
00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,023
Hi, Frank.
Well, here we are .
253
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:03,548
Your lean, mean,
fighting machine.
254
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,377
This must be your, uh,
blushin' bride then, ah?
255
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,771
This is my wife, Carol,
her daughter, Dana
256
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,730
and this strappin' young lad
is Mark.
257
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,428
Yeah, well,
it's nice to meet you.
258
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:17,867
You certainly have
a beautiful family.
259
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,000
Puny, but beautiful.
260
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,524
[indistinct chatter]
261
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,745
Well, we are just here to have
fun regardless of who wins.
262
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,660
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
who cares who wins, huh?
263
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,792
[laughs]
264
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,011
Right, Larson's?
265
00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,969
[all laughing]
266
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,585
Well, they seem
like a nice family.
267
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,675
Nice family?
268
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,677
They're gonna eat us
for lunch.
269
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,078
[instrumental music]
270
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,952
That's right, Frank, come on!
271
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,388
'Come on, J.T!'
272
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,653
That's right, Frank, come on!
273
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,655
[crowd cheering]
274
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:14,228
Ever notice how they look more
like their pig every day?
275
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,100
[instrumental music]
276
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,104
[all cheering]
277
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,368
[dings]
278
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,327
[all cheering]
279
00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,896
- Come on, Mark.
- You can do it.
280
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,114
[indistinct chatter]
281
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,337
[crowd laughing]
282
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,257
Did you see that?
283
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,215
[instrumental music]
284
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,437
Alright, as soon as he hands
you the baton
285
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:50,699
run like the wind.
286
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:51,787
Got it.
287
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,790
Go.
288
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,923
- Go.
- Time-out. I broke a nail.
289
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,187
[instrumental music]
290
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,496
Hi, Frank.
Did you hear the good news?
291
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,847
We're in second place.
292
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,674
[chuckles]
Second place.
293
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,242
Oh, that's really neat.
294
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,549
Of course, it's not as neat
as being in first place.
295
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,552
But hey, I like to experience
all kinds of new things.
296
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,467
Losing this competition
is something
297
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,860
I've never experienced.
298
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,079
Wait a minute.
299
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,776
Frank, I may be way off
300
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,953
but I am sensing
a certain dissatisfaction
301
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,084
with second place.
302
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,043
Oh, boo, it slipped out.
303
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,655
But I thought you agree that
304
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,005
family togetherness
is more important than winning.
305
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:41,445
Carol, let me
explain to you.
306
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,491
I'm a contractor.
307
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,537
There's not a lot of pats
on the back in my line of work.
308
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,235
When I walk down the street
people don't say
309
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:50,628
"Hey, Frank,
atta way to drywall!"
310
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,328
When I win this contest
311
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,417
for a couple of weeks
312
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,027
everybody says
313
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,160
"Hey, Frank, way to go.
You're number one!"
314
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,338
Carol, I like
those two weeks.
315
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,732
But what about teaching our
children how to work together?
316
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:11,214
Well, can't we do that tomorrow?
Today, I really wanna win!
317
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,347
Hey, come on, it's time
for the three-legged race.
318
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,263
Come on, I'll tie you guys up.
319
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,396
Frank Lambert, this is
aggressive, macho behavior.
320
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,268
And if you ask me,
I think you should get in touch
321
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,530
with your feminine side.
322
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,532
I don't have
a feminine side.
323
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,490
If I did
I wouldn't touch it.
324
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,928
You're impossible.
325
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,931
Okay, so I got a little macho
in me. I'm a man.
326
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,237
I like sports.
I wear a tool belt. I spit.
327
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,282
Now you know it all.
328
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,719
- All set!
- Let's go.
329
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,200
[groaning]
330
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,071
Get off of me!
331
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,333
[Mr. Larsson]
'Inside, outside.'
332
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,814
Inside, outside, inside.
333
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:46,902
[speaks in foreign language]
334
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,425
Newlyweds.
335
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,905
Rent a room, huh?
336
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:50,950
[laughs]
337
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,387
Come on, Inga.
338
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,085
Inside, outside,
inside, outside.
339
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,044
[instrumental music]
340
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,918
[crowd applauding]
341
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:07,314
Alright, in the family games
we're down to two finalists
342
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:08,663
the Larson's
and the Lambert's.
343
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,665
[all cheering]
344
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,931
The Larson's are ahead by
one point with two events left.
345
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,846
Pie eating contest is next!
346
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,848
[all cheering]
347
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:25,332
Don't you think Norbert
looks just like Kevin Costner?
348
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,986
Penny, how many times
have I told you
349
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,336
if you're gonna be in the sun
all day, wear a hat.
350
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:36,125
Hey, loser. It's you and me
in the pie eating contest.
351
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,954
I like my chances with the way
you're stuffing your face.
352
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,738
This? I'm just warming up.
353
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,046
Loser, loser, loser.
354
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,353
Well, it ain't over
till the fat lady sings.
355
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,702
Hey!
356
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,660
Leave my mother out of this.
357
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,924
J.T., your dad wants
to talk to you
358
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,883
about the pie eating contest.
359
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,451
Hi, Karen.
360
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,019
Hi, Leif.
361
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,760
Larson, you're drooling.
362
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,154
More than usual.
363
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:08,114
[Mr. Larson]
Leif, stop fraternizing
with the enemy.
364
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,463
Coming, papa.
365
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,079
[laughing]
366
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,344
What's his problem?
367
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,129
Oh, he's in love with me.
368
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,521
[chuckles]
369
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,566
[sighs]
370
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,699
How do you know that?
371
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,397
He's always
like that around me.
372
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,008
When I walk by him
in the lunch room he goes numb.
373
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:36,446
He can't talk, he can't think,
he can't eat.
374
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,752
He's a basket case.
375
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,058
[chuckles]
376
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,537
[sighs]
377
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,714
- He can't eat?
- Yeah. Isn't that silly?
378
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,978
We need to talk.
379
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,676
[instrumental music]
380
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,635
Dad, I've entered Karen
in the pie eating contest.
381
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,159
Karen?
382
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,943
- My Karen?
- J.T., are you crazy?
383
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,293
I've known Karen for two months,
I've never seen her eat.
384
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,297
Trust me,
I've given her a few pointers.
385
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,907
Ladies and gentlemen!
386
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,649
It's time
for the pie eating contest.
387
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,651
[all applauding]
388
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,394
Each person has two minutes
389
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,353
to eat as much
blueberry pie as he can.
390
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,529
Hi, Leif.
391
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,879
Karen?
392
00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,057
I don't know how I can win
against a big
393
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,277
strong, man like you.
394
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,495
Huh.
395
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:31,284
Well, whatever happens
good luck.
396
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,114
She kissed me.
397
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,595
Ladies and gentlemen!
398
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,990
Here are the first pies.
399
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:45,994
Okay! Ready?
400
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,430
[whistle blares]
401
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,866
[crowd cheering]
402
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:52,783
- 'Eat! Eat!'
- 'Go! Go, Karen! Go!'
403
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,350
- 'Go!'
- Eat it!
404
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,398
Don't look at her, Leif.
405
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,356
She's a devil woman.
406
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:05,361
Hey, this is my daughter
you're talking about.
407
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,669
Somebody better eat something
or nobody wins.
408
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,019
Karen, you've got
to eat something. Come on!
409
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,194
Is there sugar in this?
410
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,717
Eat the damn pie!
411
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,850
Ten seconds!
412
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:16,894
Alright.
413
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:18,766
Uh..
414
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,768
[dramatic music]
415
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,952
[all cheering]
416
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,780
The winner!
417
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,566
[J.T.]
'Alright!'
418
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,916
[indistinct chatter]
419
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,658
- Okay.
- Congratulations.
420
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,617
Dad, dad! We're tied.
421
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,923
If we win the tug of war,
we're still champs!
422
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,534
Oh, way to go, Karen!
423
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,926
- Right.
- Oh, look at 'em, honey.
424
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,276
They were actually hugging.
425
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:51,842
You know, you were right.
426
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,583
Seeing you all work together
427
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,106
well, that's just more important
428
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,196
than winning
some stupid trophy.
429
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,546
A-and I would like
to add one thing to that.
430
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,244
If we all work together..
431
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,421
...we can kick butt
and win that stupid trophy!
432
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,249
[all cheering]
433
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,208
[instrumental music]
434
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:19,043
Is it my imagination
or have they gotten bigger
435
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,436
since this morning?
436
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:24,745
[whistle blares]
437
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,661
And now the final event!
The tug of war!
438
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,881
The winner will be
this year's champion!
439
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,840
God, he's a hunk!
440
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,145
Alright.
441
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,192
One, two, three..
442
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,541
[whistle blares]
443
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,109
[dramatic music]
444
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,111
[crowd cheering]
445
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:45,113
[all grunting]
446
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,115
[indistinct chatter]
447
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,349
[upbeat music]
448
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:04,915
[engine revving]
449
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,398
[female #1]
'The Lamberts are losing!'
450
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,402
Come on! Come on!
We're going down!
451
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,970
Have no fear!
The Codeman's here!
452
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,973
Hold on there, Lambert!
453
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,540
He's not family.
454
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:24,152
- Dude, I'm her fiance.
- What?
455
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,156
- Hi, honey.
- Pull!
456
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:31,028
[all grunting]
457
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,944
[crowd cheering]
458
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,912
[crowd applauding]
459
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:48,655
The winner
460
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,874
and this year's champion
once again
461
00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:53,007
the Lamberts!
462
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,965
[instrumental music]
463
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,014
Okay, squish together, folks
464
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:01,972
we need a picture
for the newspaper.
465
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,801
You know,
of all the championships
466
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,890
that we've won,
this one is the best!
467
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:08,457
[all cheering]
Yeah!
468
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,764
Yeah, too bad we had
to win it with a handicap.
469
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:14,681
- What are you talking about?
- We had to work with you guys.
470
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,291
Pinhead,
if it weren't for Karen
471
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,945
we never would've made it
to the finals at all.
472
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,425
Well, we would've runaway
with the whole thing
473
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,731
if it wasn't
for the prince of dorkness.
474
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,385
[instrumental music]
475
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,344
[clamoring]
476
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,526
[theme music]
477
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,556
[music continues]
32694
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
