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[instrumental music]
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Hey, hey,
look what I found.
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- Alright, guacamole.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, there's one good thing
about moving in with Carol
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and her three weeny kids.
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They always got food
in the refrigerator.
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What are you animals eating?
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Guacamole. Dig in.
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That's not guacamole.
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That's Karen's avocado
and cold cream facial.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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[coughing]
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Sometimes, it's just too easy.
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[theme song]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-a woah-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ We got the kids and the clan ♪
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♪ Only time will tell 'em ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step day by day ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
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Mom, I thought dinner
started at 6:30.
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It's almost 7:00.
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Well, I'm-I'm sure Frank
and the kids
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have a good reason
for being late.
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Maybe they can't tell time.
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So, if I learned
one thing from that
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it was don't spit out
the window of a moving truck.
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Oh, honey,
that looks wonderful.
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We know, we've been looking
at it for half an hour.
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Most people just say grace.
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- Frank.
- Yeah.
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We were supposed to eat together
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at 6:30 tonight, remember?
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- Oh, was that tonight?
- Yes.
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Tonight and every other night,
I mean, it's a little thing
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we do around here,
we call it dinner.
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I can still eat, we only had
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a couple of chili burgers
and a pizza.
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You ate?
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Uh, snack.
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Just to hold the boys over
until we got home.
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Brendan, you could eat more,
right?
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Sure, if you wanna see me
explode.
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Well, at least
we're all here now
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let's sit down together
as a family.
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Okay.
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Oh, here comes Al.
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Al, you're just in time
for dinner.
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Oh, great. Bullet's hungry.
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Ah, sorry,
no pigs at the table.
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- Hm, mom, in that case--
- Watch it, Dana.
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Well, if Bullet doesn't eat.
I don't eat.
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Can I eat in the living room?
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Brendan, the whole point is that
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we all sit down together
as a family.
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But the game's on.
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Oh, that's right, Carol,
the Packers are playing.
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- Don't.. Frank!
- What?
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- What about dinner?
- Uh..
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Uh, yeah, you're right. Uh..
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I love your turkey. Mm-hm.
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Here's a thought.
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Why don't we just put
bowls on the floor
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with their names on 'em?
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[instrumental music]
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Well..
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[sighs]
...I guess it's bedtime.
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[chuckles]
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Mmm.
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- Frank, Frank, Frank, I'm busy.
- Mm.
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Well, why don't you
put that away until after..
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...you know.
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Frank, you know I can't relax
until I'm finished
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and if I'm not relaxed,
I can't...you know.
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I know.
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- What is that chart anyway?
- The rules of the house.
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You know, Frank, I realized
something at dinner tonight.
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What?
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If we don't get organized
I-I'm gonna lose my mind.
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I mean, it's chaos around here.
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I don't know, Carol, I mean
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people start makin' rules
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and then they expect
people to follow 'em
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and, and nasty pattern develops.
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Don't you have
any rules you follow?
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One, never operate a chainsaw
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after you take a cold pill.
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Frank, look,
kids need structure
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that's why we have
to set boundaries.
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You know, you could be right.
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Maybe that's just
what the kids need.
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No, I'm not saying
it's just for the kids
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I expect you
to follow them too.
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Me?
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Carol, I don't like rules.
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Well, it's not like
it's a punishment or something
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I mean, there are rewards.
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[scoffs]
Yeah?
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Like what rewards?
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Well, like,
uh, rule number 11.
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Yeah?
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Lights out at 10 o'clock.
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[Frank]
Oh, I like that rule.
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[instrumental music]
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Penny, what's wrong?
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I just think if they're gonna
have a family meeting
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I should've been invited.
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I mean,
I work in the beauty shop
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I eat here, I get my calls here
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I practically live here.
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Maybe that's what
the meeting is about.
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- Hi, grandma.
- Hi, Dana.
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Hiya, Penny.
Mom needs her pointer.
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How's thefamilymeetinggoing?
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It would go a lot better if we
got rid of the other family.
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They cannot seem to grasp
the concept of house rules.
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House rules?
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So that's what the meeting
is all about?
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Yeah. What did you think
it was about? You?
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[laughing]
Why would I think that?
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[laughing]
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Thank you. Now.
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This color-coded chart
describes
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everybody's chores
for the week.
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Any questions?
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- Yes, Brendan.
- What's a chore?
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This meeting.
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What, you think
this is fun for us?
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I'd rather do something
a lot more meaningful.
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Yeah, like her hair.
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Okay, okay, let's just
put this chart aside.
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And we will go to Chart 11B
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"The collection
and distribution of laundry."
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[Carol]
'Now, as you can see'
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I have divided the house
into three groups.
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Group number one will be
Karen, J.T. and Frank.
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Group number two will be
Dana, myself and Mark.
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- Ow!
- Oh! Sorry.
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And group number three
will be Brendan and Al.
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Now, if you inadvertently
put your clothes
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in the wrong hamper..
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...you can
reclaim them during the..
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"...sorting process."
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- Uh, uh..
- Yes.
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Honey, is this gonna
take much longer?
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I drank an awful lot of coffee.
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Well, then we'll just
move right ahead
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to the general rules
of the house.
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Now, rule number one
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everyone has to make
his or her own bed.
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Rule number two,
breakfast is served promptly
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at 7:30, dinner at 6:30 p.m.
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Great, and in between
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we can make license plates.
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Al.
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[sighs]
Rule number three, bathroom time
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everyone will be limited
to 12 minutes.
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Why do they even need
the bathroom?
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Don't they just
lick themselves clean?
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Okay, rule number four,
TV watching.
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Everyone is allowed six hours
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of television watching
per week.
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- What? Six hours per week?
- What? Oh, come on!
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Okay, okay,
settle down, settle down.
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Now, these tickets..
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...are good
for one half hour of TV.
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What happens if you
use up all your tickets?
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Then you'll just
have to read a book.
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Oh, man!
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But, if you have any tickets
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left over
at the end of the week
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'you get a gold star
per ticket.'
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If you have ten gold stars
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you get two dollars extra
added to your allowance.
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[gasps]
Wow!
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No, no, believe me, it adds up.
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I invested in a nice
little mutual fund
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that pays
an attractive dividend.
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You know what? You're boring.
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I know.
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Who are you calling boring,
pig breath?
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Pig breath?
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How'd you like to wake up
in the group three hamper?
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[indistinct chatter]
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[whistling]
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Now, wait a minute,
this meeting is not over.
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It is for us, dad.
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- We're out of here.
- Yeah.
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What? Now,
wait a minute, you guys.
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This couldn't take longer
than a couple more hours.
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[sighs]
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Well, this is a disaster.
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No, I still think
the rules will work.
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I was talking
about your marriage.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[whistling]
Oh, J.T. look
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we have to talk
about these house rules.
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Okay, they stink.
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Well, that's a start.
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You wanna see if we can keep
this dialogue rollin', huh?
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Dad, we never had
any rules in our house
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and look how good
I turned out.
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[sighs]
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J.T...
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...Al and Brendan
look up to you.
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Why, I don't know,
but...if you go along
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with these rules,
maybe they will too.
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Oh, dad, do I have to?
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- I'll make it worth your while.
- Really?
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Yeah, now, you know
those high-tops
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that I promised you?
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You don't do this,
you don't get 'em.
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Let me get this straight.
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I have to go along with this
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to get something
I was already gonna get?
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- You got it.
- That is totally unfair.
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Well, hey, keep this up,
you won't get
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something else
I was gonna get ya.
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Ten seconds, Karen.
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[Karen]
'I hate this.'
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Hey, I don't make the rules.
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Come out now or I'm coming in.
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Wow!
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That is a really
good look for you.
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You're an insect.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Aren't you going
to hang that up?
260
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,114
I wasn't planning on it.
261
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,246
[cheering on TV]
262
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:55,862
- What are you doing?
- Watching the game.
263
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,386
It's homework time, we're
not supposed to watch TV.
264
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,561
So don't watch.
265
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:02,956
[scoffs]
266
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,832
You know, you need
an attitude adjustment.
267
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,922
Yeah, you wanna try
to adjust it for me?
268
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,011
- Love to.
- You and what army?
269
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,839
Wait, wait, guys,
tell me something here.
270
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,973
Is there going to be fighting?
Because I just did my nails.
271
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,586
What is your problem?
272
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:28,459
Nothing, really.
Just you, her.
273
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,070
This room.
274
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,507
This house. These rules.
275
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,856
Other than that, you're fine?
276
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,252
Oh, I'm better then fine.
277
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,210
In fact, everything
around here is fine.
278
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,213
This is fine.
279
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,607
This is fine.
280
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,391
This is fine.
281
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,177
These are fine.
These are fine.
282
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,570
- These are fine--
- Hey, hey, hey! Al!
283
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,095
Knock it off.
284
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:58,185
Look, we all hate these rules,
but if you're gonna live here
285
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,969
you're gonna have
to live by 'em.
286
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:00,970
Great.
287
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,932
Then I'm not gonna live here.
288
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,325
[instrumental music]
289
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,332
Oh, Carol, quick,
turn on the TV
290
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,856
the World series is on,
it's the bottom of the night
291
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,118
and the bases are loaded.
292
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,728
Frank, do you have a TV ticket?
293
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,948
TV ticket?
294
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,428
Of course not, I used all mine
up on the monster truck rally.
295
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,474
Frank, Frank, Frank,
I know it's important to you
296
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,650
but you don't wanna set
a bad example.
297
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,739
Well..
298
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,959
Oh, hello, Brendan.
299
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,310
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have
an extra TV ticket, would you?
300
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,877
Yep, I got four.
301
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,356
Oh, four.
302
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,749
Oh, um..
303
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,751
You wanna give one
to your old pal dad?
304
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,449
No, I'm saving them
to watch Dumbo.
305
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,103
Dumbo? What's to watch?
306
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,236
He's an elephant and he flies,
no big deal.
307
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,675
- Hi, guys.
- Oh, oh, Karen.
308
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:54,719
Karen.
309
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,897
Would you have
an extra TV ticket?
310
00:14:57,984 --> 00:14:59,855
- I think so, let me see.
- Yes!
311
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,554
Eyeliner, lip gloss,
nail polish.
312
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,817
Misty plum, I was wondering
where I put that.
313
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,862
Give me the bag..
314
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,952
- Frank?
- Honey, just one ticket.
315
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,347
Oh, Mark.
316
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,566
Hey, pal, I'm desperate,
the World Series is on
317
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,133
I'll pay you a dollar
for a TV ticket.
318
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,830
Frank, the play-offs
are a dollar
319
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,006
World Series is five.
320
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,012
- Well, I won't pay.
- Fine, read about it.
321
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,190
Mark.
322
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,670
Mom, it's not personal,
it's business.
323
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:33,758
Well..
324
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,195
Alright, alright.
325
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,805
Five dollars, here.
326
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:39,547
Yeah!
327
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,463
There. Oh..
328
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,031
[man on TV]
'Wow, that was
really something.'
329
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,380
'A triple play'
330
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,557
'and the World Series is over.'
331
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,385
'It has to be the greatest play
I have seen'
332
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:54,779
'in 50 years of broadcasting.'
333
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,390
'Well, see you next year.'
334
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,266
I'm sorry, no refunds.
335
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,575
Carol.
336
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,970
- Can I see you in the kitchen?
- Sure, honey.
337
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,072
Are you crazy?
338
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,814
That was the World Series.
339
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,468
It was something
that I've spent six months
340
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,687
looking forward to.
341
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,515
And I had to buy a ticket
to watch it
342
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,907
from a scalper who's your son!
343
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,739
- You seem upset.
- Hmm!
344
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,960
I'm way past upset.
345
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,396
You have a rule for everything.
346
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,007
When to eat? Where to eat?
What to eat?
347
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,443
I haven't eaten in four days
348
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,185
I'm so worried about
breaking your rules.
349
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,838
Would you control yourself,
Frank?
350
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,275
How can I control myself?
351
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,581
I can't even watch TV
in my own house.
352
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,757
And I think I'm wearing
Brendan's underwear.
353
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,763
Brendan is not even
in your group.
354
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,507
You're bananas, you know that?
355
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,379
Your porch light's on,
but nobody's home.
356
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,469
Your elevator doesn't go
to the top floor!
357
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,124
Frank, I don't care
what you say, these rules work.
358
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:21,214
Now, look at J.T., there is
a kid who needed boundaries.
359
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,130
He needed high-tops.
360
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,175
- I bribed him.
- Oh!
361
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,568
I don't believe it.
362
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,744
Honey, your rules are
driving everybody crazy.
363
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,181
Excuse me.
364
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,751
As much as I hate
to break up a fight
365
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,883
that could split you two up
and free me
366
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,276
from this living hell..
367
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,324
...there's something I think
you should know about Al.
368
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,935
What, is it bad news?
369
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,372
Depends on your perspective.
370
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,114
She's totally fed up with
the rules and she's moving out.
371
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:54,899
I think it's good news.
372
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,817
I'd, uh, better go talk to her.
373
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,384
She's out on the porch
waiting for a cab.
374
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,386
- Oh.
- No, wa-wait.
375
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,735
Frank, wait.
376
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,390
[sighs]
Oh!
377
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:10,524
You know, she's out there
because of me, I feel terrible.
378
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:12,917
Do you mind if I go talk to her?
379
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:13,962
No, honey, go ahead.
380
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,491
So, Frank.
381
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,102
Did you see that game?
382
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,074
- Hi.
- Hi.
383
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,989
I heard you're leaving.
384
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,121
You heard right.
385
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,432
So, where are you going?
386
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,610
I'm going to live with
my grandma in Milwaukee.
387
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:56,439
She only hasonerule.
388
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:58,354
Don't drink from the glass
she keeps her teeth in.
389
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,881
So, I guess there are a lot
of kids there your age, huh?
390
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,102
Not really.
391
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,538
She lives in one of those
392
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,019
old people trailer parks.
393
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:14,718
But that's okay, 'cause,
uh, I'll have my own room.
394
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,590
Well, that's nice.
395
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,158
And I guess there's lots
for you to do there, huh?
396
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,072
Oh, yeah.
397
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,337
There's, uh, Bingo
and Shuffleboard.
398
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,428
And on Saturdays, a van comes by
399
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,038
and takes everybody's
blood pressure.
400
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,563
Sounds great.
401
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,176
Yeah.
402
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,568
I'm gonna love it there.
403
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,180
[sobbing]
404
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,792
[clicks tongue]
405
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,837
It's okay, sweetheart.
406
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:47,925
It's okay.
407
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,015
You know, Al, you can stay here
408
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,061
we can work this out.
409
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,282
No, no, I, uh,
I think I-I better go.
410
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:59,198
Yeah, but, Al,
leaving is not the answer.
411
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,636
It would just break your
father's heart, and mine too.
412
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,507
You belong here.
413
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:07,336
Well, I don't feel
like I belong here.
414
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,599
I feel like
everything I do is wrong.
415
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,819
Yeah.
416
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:15,257
I've been feeling like that
these days too.
417
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,260
- You?
- Yeah.
418
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,522
I think I might have gone
a little over the edge
419
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,045
with these rules.
420
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:25,485
No, no, no, no,
you went way over the edge.
421
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:28,531
Yeah, well, I just try to make
the house run more smoothly
422
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,230
and I thought these rules
would bring everyone together.
423
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,057
Oh, they did.
424
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,102
We all hate 'em.
425
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,497
Yeah.
426
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,891
Guess these rules
are a pretty bad idea, huh?
427
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,681
Well, they weren't all bad.
428
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,640
So, so, you would go along
with some rules?
429
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:55,036
Some. Not the dumb ones.
430
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,820
Yeah, see, but I guess
that's my problem
431
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,562
I'm not sure which ones
are the dumb ones.
432
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,956
Well, I could show you
in a minute.
433
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,570
You got a minute?
434
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,274
Yeah.
435
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,071
They'll never make it.
436
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:33,901
It'll be 6:30 in exactly..
437
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:37,600
- Five, four, three, two..
- Four, three, two..
438
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,520
[panting]
439
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,435
Frank, you made it.
440
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,610
Piece of cake.
441
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,745
Well, isn't this nice,
here we are
442
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:54,008
finally sitting down
together as a family.
443
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:55,662
What could be better than this?
444
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,403
Well, we could be having dinner
445
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:58,969
and watching
the space shuttle land.
446
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,101
Is that on now?
447
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,712
Touchdown is scheduled
for 6:33
448
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:03,713
weather permitting.
449
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,808
Oh, what the heck.
Break the rule.
450
00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:12,983
Yeah, you're right.
451
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,769
[indistinct chatter]
452
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,772
No fries on the furniture.
453
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,948
- Carol, Carol, uh..
- Yeah.
454
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,994
You know, when you break
a rule like that, uh..
455
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:26,780
- It really turns me on.
- Oh, yeah?
456
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:30,610
[instrumental music]
457
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:58,420
[music continues]
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