Original subtitles

Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down!

Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it!

Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!

At last, we made it to Seyruun!

And we could finally say goodbye to Amelia.

At least, that's what I was expecting to do...

... but for some reason, we found wanted posters of us in the city!

Pretty soon, all these self-proclaimed

"allies of justice" started showing up to catch us.

Darn it, Amelia! You, too?!

Also appearing were

the amazingly suspicious-looking sorcerer Vrumugun

and his bounty-hunter partner Zangulus.

Could they be the ones who've framed us?

Our new enemy lies in Sairaag!

Meaning we have to set off on a new journey...

... along with a newly-motivated Amelia!

Oh, well. I wonder what new adventures await us?

"NAVIGATION! An Invitation to Sairaag!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Boy did we blow it...

We got 'em!

You made it this far just to fall into the most basic trap!

- Huh, sister?! - Just lay off!

We got burnt out from the last few days of you chasing us!

Well, now you have someone to give you some focus back!

Vrumugun!

Are you still alive?

No wonder these guys have been hanging onto us!

Looks like we've got another unwelcome visitor.

Well, isn't this a nice sight? Young lady. Gourry.

Oh... Zangulus, too?!

Oh, you stubborn, unreasonable, pushy...

Ow, ow, ow... Ooh!

You should learn to treat girls nicer!

Hmpf! My only business is with that guy with you!

Fighting someone hanging upside-down would give me a bad name.

Now, this is better. Draw your sword!

Oh, would you just give it a rest?!

Guys as pushy as you never get girls!

How popular we are is beside the point.

Now, will you come with us to Sairaag?

Hmm... Nice getting an invitation for once.

I wouldn't really call it a very good joke...

...but did you actually just crack a little gag?

That was a gag?

I've had enough of this boring little trip.

You creepy wizard!

First of all, if we want to go to Sairaag or anywhere...

...we'll go ourselves!

Why do you have to just keep chasing after us?!

Simply because our mission is to take you to Sairaag.

To that end, we choose the most efficient means.

In the end, this is the only way to do it.

Oh, you were planning to do it this way from the start.

- Gourry! - All set!

I'm really hungry.

Okay, then we should...

Retreat!

Hey! No fair turning your backs on your enemies!

Okay, technically you didn't!

Come back here, you... After them!

Ridiculous.

Where could Miss Lina have gone?

And I bought so much stuff, too.

Oh! That must be them!

Hi there!

Hi, Miss Lina! Over here!

Food!

Levitation!

No fair! Going by yourself!

Later!

Leggo, Gourry! You're heavy!

You won't escape!

Come on, guys! Pull!

Cut it out!!!

Uh-oh! Miss Lina's in trouble!

All right...

She... She wouldn't!

Amelia, don't!

I knew it...

Victory!

I've had it with her...

Umm... Looks like the next town is just over the mountain.

Let's go straight and head straight for the summit.

Umm...

Miss Lina?

Come on, Miss Lina!

I'm listening.

Why do you think I'm plodding along like this?

You're scaring me!

Amelia, listen to me.

Just don't bother Lina right now, okay?

Huh? What are you talking about?

It's hard on her.

I understand the sort of pain she feels.

I don't understand.

Hint number one: Because of those wanted posters

there's no village or town Gourry and I can risk getting close to.

Hint number two:

We gave you all our money to buy food with.

Oh, I see! And I went and ruined all the food, right?

Farewell, Amelia.

So, if you understand, just shut up and walk!

People get sorta cranky when they're hungry!

- I understand! - So shut up!

Quiet!

What's...

I smell something good. I smell something delicious!

We're so hungry we're hallucinating!

But I don't mind!

Hallucinating a smell?

But I can smell something good, too.

Is it roast chicken? Turkey? Maybe quail?

It's really well prepared, with garlic and herbs, too.

That way!

There we go, Mr. Zaboga's special roast chicken!

When they come following the smell, we'll have them!

Wow, this is a really deep cave.

I wonder how far it goes?

There it is!

No, wait! Don't! It's a trap!

Chow time!

Golem!

Get out of my way! Move it! Move it!

Chicken! Chicken! Chicken!

H-H-Hold on! I don't like that weird look in their eyes!

Help!

Mine!

Agh! What's the deal Lina?! No fair hogging it all!

Haven't you ever heard of ladies first?!

Who's a lady?! If you went first, you wouldn't even leave me bones!

Amelia, stay away!

I'm afraid I can't do that for you!

Agh! Gourry, that's my chicken! No fair! Give it back!

Oh, no! My chicken's ruined!

Never mind that!

Uh-oh! " Infinite earth, mother of all things!"

Dug Haut!

You...

Miss Lina, look out!

Oh, he really won't give up!

Flare Arrow!

No good. I have no power at all when I'm this hungry!

Miss Lina! Mr. Gourry's heavy!

Miss Lina!

Please help me out here!

Diem Wing!

Miss Lina, all you're doing is running away!

And whose fault is that?! Whose?!

Ray Wing!

This'll get us down the river fast!

They'll be coming round here any time!

Don't let 'em escape this time!

Hi ho!

Hi ho!

Bye-bye!

Come back here, you little...

They're stupid enough to get caught in their own traps?

Darn it! We'll get you for this!

Yahoo! At this rate we'll get to the next town in no time!

But Miss Lina, don't you think the timing of finding this raft

right where we did was just a little too convenient?

What, this is a trap, too? You're overthinking things.

Anyway, once we get to the town...

Food! We'll actually get to eat a real meal!

Real food, Gourry!

Yes, Lina... Food!

This doesn't bode well.

Food! La- la- la- la!

Oh, you stupid, stubborn, pushy... Would you just cut it out?!

Digger Bolt!

Did I get him this time?

Oh, I'm finished...

Then I'll do it!

Hooray for your brute strength, Gourry!

Oh, Miss Lina, what's that?

It's him again.

Oh, enough already!

So, you came at last! I was getting bored!

Don't worry! That trick never works!

- No kidding. - See?

Huh?

Now that's just stupid.

I don't think he thinks so.

No wait! Not here!

This thing's too small!

Cut it out before I get killed!

I hate fish!!!

Why does this keep happening to us?!

Uh-oh! I can't beat him in an underwater fight!!

"You who crosses between sky and earth."

"Gently flowing water."

"Gather in my hand and give me power!"

Demona Crystal!

Cold! Cold! Brr! Cold!

Well, they say a swan looks graceful at first glance...

...but it's still doing a lot of work under the water.

This never ends.

No, it's just beginning.

Shall we end this ridiculous chase?

Amelia!

Miss Lina!

Either agree to come with me to Sairaag or I will kill this girl.

Come on, threatening me with a girl hostage?

Even third-rate sorcerers don't do that anymore!

I said you were forcing my hand, didn't I?

I don't care about that! Ooh, now I'm really pissed!

In that case, you just forced my hand!

That's it, Miss Lina! Forget me, just defeat the bad guys!

Sure, sure! Fine with me! I'll do whatever you say!

"Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows!"

"Buried in the flow of time."

"In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness."

"All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed..."

"...by the power you and I possess!"

Uh-oh! She's gonna...

This is overdoing things!

Dragon Slave!

Don't go thinking you've beaten us!

Food! la- la- la

Hey! Lina!

How far to the next town?

How should I know?

And how long till we get to Sairaag?

Why don't we ask the logs?

I'm so hungry... I didn't get to eat anything today.

Maybe we should've let them take us.

They were pushy, Gourry! Pushy guys never get girls!

And so we let the endless flow of the river...

... carry us along towards Sairaag, our ultimate goaI.

No matter where it takes us tomorrow...

- We're really hungry! - We're really hungry!

For some reason, I'm getting married to this guy today.

Hey wait, you're serious!

Next time: "OH NO! Lina's Wedding Rhapsody?"

If you don't watch, I'll go berserk!